halfsword-chat-⚔

[steep cosmos]

how do i even use this thing

[native ridge]

wheres there blood?

[steep cosmos]

playtest thing

no blood

[native ridge]

awww

[steep cosmos]

ik. the blood in the demo looks nice asl too

[native ridge]

yes

[opal sundial]

It’s gonna get an improvement soon. After TGS, when the new gore system is finished.

[jovial wren]

they're making a new gore system too and its gunna be so fucking amazing

[opal sundial]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[steep cosmos]

@opal sundial

[red moth]

can’t wait to witness the brains of my enemies upon the battlefield (irl, not talking about the game)

[opal sundial]

You used the mod installer, right?

[steep cosmos]

yea

[south urchin]

Can i play it with my friend? and how

[opal sundial]

Go to simple and click the big button

And then open the demo

[steep cosmos]

oh

i opened the playtest LMAO

[opaque creek]

The torso the most important. Sometimes seeing it cut off from one nic is weird in the demo.

[jovial wren]

lol

[red moth]

gotta love spreading guts across the floor (irl)

[jovial wren]

i just one tapped the enemy in the playtest with a warhammer in full armor

[steep cosmos]

whats the first person button?

[jovial wren]

V

[native ridge]

gangin up on this man

[south urchin]

can i play with friends?

[red moth]

Petition to change the first person key to Y, so when people ask what key it is hilarity ensues.

[native ridge]

I JUST KNOCKED MYSELF THE HELL OUT WITH A FENCE

[jovial wren]

my game fucking crashed at the end of the clip

[red moth]

menu Willie is scared of u

[tender quest]

didnt get knocked down even when kneeling lmao

[red moth]

the most “take a knee” moment ever

[tender quest]

had to pray for a sec

[sullen vault]

guys what does f do

[jovial wren]

lock on to enemys

[spice zinc]

does this go hard or nah?🔥

[cloud yew]

Yes it does

does this?

[spice zinc]

yes

[jovial wren]

What is this sheild clalled?

[boreal path]

pavise

[jovial wren]

i thought that was the big one

is it in the demo?

i just want to know so i can spawn it on the demo

[boreal path]

there are big pavises in the demo

but not small ones

[jovial wren]

lame

[spice zinc]

the counselor returns...

[ripe ibex]

when gore update :sad:

[spice zinc]

fr

would make pics way better

[jovial wren]

towards the end of the month

#faq

[native ridge]

i found a glitch

when knocked to ground spam equip/unequip your weapon

[boreal path]

works like a charm with shields

[native ridge]

and you can fly into the sky

[spice zinc]

for realsies?

also

first threat to the counselor....

[jovial wren]

Willie gets a prostate exam

[spice zinc]

lol

threat down....ez.

[spice zinc]

oh nah

counselor defeated btw

[native ridge]

my hand was in my leg made me glide against the ground

[spice zinc]

lol

[native ridge]

i found something after fazing into the floor

[spice zinc]

woah

cooll

new counselor lore just dropped

hes been reborn

[sly iron]

when is the playtest get blood

[spice zinc]

people are saying near the end of the month

idk tho

[supple jetty]

demo is sucks

[spice zinc]

demo is fire bru but playtest is better

[supple jetty]

ok

[spice zinc]

just challenge urself

or take fire candlestcik counselor pics

[gilded frigate]

You gotta experiment

I cannot wait for the gore, I mean I can; and I have- I just don't want to!!

I wanna see all of the maps too, I'm just so excited for 0.4 its been a long time coming

[spice zinc]

frrrrr

i cant wait to cut someones limbs of and have a pet torso

[languid nest]

some maul clips

[languid nest]

I hope some aspects are able to be turned off, I did not like how easy it was to dismember in the demo

[opal sundial]

Just turn the body density up

[spice zinc]

whos next....

red clan op

[safe hearth]

yall ever done one of these?

[spice zinc]

yes

its awesome everytime

also im still.....op-er?

[safe hearth]

i really hope it becomes multiplayer with prox chat

[spice zinc]

FRRR BRU

that would be fire

[safe hearth]

trynna beat someone to death with a candle stick and hear em get mad

[spice zinc]

lol candlestick counselor would become the funniest thing ever

[safe hearth]

so far ive become the hoe handler

[spice zinc]

ayo

[safe hearth]

half swording in half sword is fun too

[spice zinc]

fr

my favorite is the axe applesider vineger

vinegar*

[safe hearth]

Which theres two theres like a two handed hatchet and like an axe with a pointed back idk what it called

[spice zinc]

the two handed axe is deff my favorite

not with the point at the back the other one

[safe hearth]

ive noticed in the demo it seems to be the best early weapon for amputations

[spice zinc]

for sure

but that scythe is so op

ive won with just the scythe

[safe hearth]

yeah thats what i was about to say

i couldnt figure out how to spell it

[spice zinc]

lol

[safe hearth]

i can get past the second boss dude

but the farthest i got was 3000

then the 3 full armoreds come out

[spice zinc]

ive beaten the third dude once but my weapon got flung out of my hand and i got jumped

[safe hearth]

yeah i noticed that happens sometimes lol

demo stuff

[spice zinc]

its what makes it so funny

[safe hearth]

and people really complain its not realistic enough

[spice zinc]

crazy

[safe hearth]

they new dev team right? like this their first game?

[spice zinc]

the game is amazing right now but its gonna get so much better when platest gets gore

i dont know actually

[safe hearth]

yes sometime in late sept

i read in the faq they made their studio an official thing like a month or two ago

[spice zinc]

dang

well for a new dev team they sure know how to make a great game

[safe hearth]

a unique one too, this fighting mechanic is new for everyone, pc or controller

[spice zinc]

yea

[safe hearth]

i hope it goes competitve even

[spice zinc]

its a little confusing for the first or second run but after that its pretty easy

fr especially with the 1v1 combat streaks

the farthest ive gotten is like 10 😦

[safe hearth]

or at least like a scoreboard yk

[spice zinc]

yea

[safe hearth]

something to keep track

i like their idea on the steam page of earning renown for armor, weapons, and equipment

[spice zinc]

what is dat

[safe hearth]

so like youll earn a currency for completing and surviving battles in the final version to buy your own armor and weapons

[spice zinc]

WOW

[safe hearth]

ik

[spice zinc]

that sounds awesome

u cant do it yet tho right or am i dumb?

[safe hearth]

sounds sick its all on the steam page

[karmic girder]

Is there a list of weapons depicted in halfsword?

[safe hearth]

no, i dont believe theyve got one. Itd be cool if they just kept adding them in updates

[spice zinc]

i would love a two handed battle-axe

make me feel like a viking

[karmic girder]

i would love a historically accurate flail

just imagine flailing that thing around at a spear's distance

[spice zinc]

sounds fire

[safe hearth]

gotta be a skill curve to a weapon like that

[spice zinc]

gotta figure out teh perfect swinging force

[safe hearth]

it says on steam youll either be able to buy weapons and armor or "forge your own armor and weapons tailored to your combat style."

[uncut shale]

when will i be able to get aces to the playtest?

[safe hearth]

you can rn on the steam page

[uncut shale]

the demo?

[spice zinc]

just sign up for it or how ever u do it

[safe hearth]

oh if you did that already then they say it can take between some minutes and a few days before you get the playtest in your library

[zenith sigil]

The next big update comes on later this month?

[spice zinc]

then wait should be givin in like a daw

day*

[safe hearth]

i got mine like 3 mins after, i guess it might be location based

[spice zinc]

place ur bets

[uncut shale]

ok thanks

[spice zinc]

i got mine the enxt day but i never even knew how to check so i prolly got it faster

[safe hearth]

yeah and it said on steam you can actually bet on you winning in the final version for extra gain or loss

[spice zinc]

im the one closest to the cam btw witht he black armour

oh wow thats nice

[safe hearth]

i cant wait, it just better not be like a full price 60$ game yk

[languid nest]

whyy

[spice zinc]

as a poor man

[safe hearth]

id go like 40 top

[spice zinc]

i pray its free for playtesters

cause i have 0 dollars to my name

[karmic girder]

God what was the small mallet weapon that looked like a wooden bell for some reason

[safe hearth]

yes thats what im hoping too im trynna get hella hours in lmao

[gilded frigate]

You could always adjust the body density and stuff

[spice zinc]

ye and turn down dmg too

[languid nest]

slow it down and you'll see it phased through my helmet and into my body to insta kill me

very sad death literally nothing i could do

[spice zinc]

it be like that

[languid nest]

anyways here is a fucking headbutt combo ko

[safe hearth]

splendid

did this to a poor soul earlier

okay i got a real question for all the men here, who actually spares anyone when they cry for mercy?

but also cry mercy when they get knocked over

[quartz totem]

never, its to the death, the clutch is unavoidable, inevitable

[languid nest]

almost always

[quartz totem]

mercy is only heard when i have 2 other people ready to whoop my ass(brave stand)

[spice zinc]

guys i didnt win

[karmic girder]

i dont have the playtest version, but I once tried really hard to see if you can win the scythe bossfight non-lethally.

Fully disarmed the dude with the pizza shovel and threw his weapons over the fence.

[safe hearth]

if you come at him with two paddles

yeahhh

[karmic girder]

You can methodically disarm any guy if you batter their arms with a blunt weapon enough

[quartz totem]

dw i got ur getback

[safe hearth]

yeah and ive actually seen them run away once or twice

[karmic girder]

and luckily their main tactic in the void arena is to wave their arms right toward you

[safe hearth]

the pitchfork will always make you wake up rq

one slip and ur 30 min run is done

or a spear like the number of times ive got it rhough the neck mane

[spice zinc]

W mans

[quartz totem]

best brave stand weapon?

imo its longsword/great all the way

[spice zinc]

forrealsies

the last thing my opponents see before their vision fades too black and they never wake up again 😔😔

[quartz totem]

anything else gets stuck(in their armor) or just dont hit they same

[spice zinc]

yea

[quartz totem]

devious behavior

one stone cold is coming right up

[spice zinc]

when it comes it fisting i cant lose 😈😈

[safe hearth]

bruh i just found out c is camera mode

[quartz totem]

you either shat on him in one blow or were promptly one tapped

the raw balls to wear no helm is insane tho

[gilded frigate]

I'm excited to see the tweaked and reworked scythe

[safe hearth]

how u even wear no helm

[gilded frigate]

Can't wait for 0.4 trainer mod shenanigans @warped flume

[safe hearth]

nvm i have helmet hair

[quartz totem]

i take back my previous statement

[quartz totem]

teach me how to customize the drip🙏

i wish to be mentored

[spice zinc]

bring me more...🔥😈🔥

[quartz totem]

nah bro ur actually gross, fist combat has me getting smoked in 1's but give me a weapon and im cookin

[spice zinc]

i just spam left right goodnight and pray they dont one shot me ( its happened atleast 5 times )

[quartz totem]

also axe and lucerne/polehammer are busted af

axe can be more precise than dagger with right click

got at least 4-5 necks by now

[languid nest]

cleanest polearm duel you will ever witness

[spice zinc]

the farmer of souls claims another victory....💯💯🔥🔥

[spice zinc]

LOL

he looks so funny and dumb at the same time

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

^his twin

[spice zinc]

wyd in this situration tho?.. 😈😈

lol fosho his twin

[hushed crescent]

anyone got a idea if they adding gore after the toyko thing to the playtest?

[gaunt junco]

just beat the scythe dude for the first time and feeling good

the pitchfork is great

[spice zinc]

gore will be added new the end of the month ( thats juust what others say )

and scythe is the best demo weapon ngl

near*

[quartz totem]

wait how do you manually remove sword from your hand? normally i only do it in a clinch or when my blade is jammed in a corpse and I gotta dish out hooks to fend em off

[gaunt junco]

what are the chances I get a playtest?

[gaunt junco]

just got it

[spice zinc]

my hand was just broken.... but if u switch to ur q hand the e hand wont grab it i think

[spice zinc]

u might be cooked

[quartz totem]

got softlocked by scythe because i closed the gap and got downed infront of him and everytime i almost stood up i got bonked on the kettle helm by stick (he could hit with the blade)

[gaunt junco]

is it ai or pvp in playtest?

[quartz totem]

only time I surrendered

[quartz totem]

ai

[gaunt junco]

lets go

i am gonna love this

the demo was fun to

[spice zinc]

demo is amazing but playtest is just even better

[languid nest]

holy shit

[brazen surge]

hopefully they will add replay after the tokyo thing

[quartz totem]

thats crazy just like clip it

[brazen surge]

lil hug to warm the heart

[spice zinc]

awesome

btw how do u take clips taht u can post here

cause i use obs and the files are massive

[languid nest]

i use medaltv but really any clipping software

also axe jab knockout

[quartz totem]

I one tapped someone once with pole hammer hilt lovetap once

hold on

[quasi fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[safe hearth]

bro got half sworded

[spice zinc]

oh nah

[quartz totem]

I FOUND IT(ignore the discord call yabbering)

man of steel, bones of paper

[spice zinc]

oh nah

yay

kinda figured it out dont mind my dying btw

[spice zinc]

nice makeout session

wrong clip

[brazen surge]

me and my friend jeffrey having a average parley in medieval times

[opal sundial]

what was the guy talking about in the background

[quartz totem]

halfswording/spears = lobotomy sim

[spice zinc]

peaceful lobotomy

[quartz totem]

style points

[spice zinc]

how did bro die? i was so confused https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDtDQGMGOudBxxAvk/d1337jyjuTcs?invite=cr-MSx2a1MsMjY5MTY4MzYyLA

that is fire btw

[quartz totem]

putting it photography rn

[spice zinc]

cant wait to see it

travis scott???

[quartz totem]

bro r u fighting in a cave im gonna damage my eyesight squinting

[spice zinc]

LOL

[quartz totem]

(jk i need to turn my gamma up its low asf)

[spice zinc]

i just like the way it looks

ill take some more vibrant ones

[quartz totem]

nw

[spice zinc]

this are like my only two styles when taking pics

either mad dark or vibrant af

[quartz totem]

animae ahh pose

fuckin love this game

[spice zinc]

begging on his hands and knees

[quartz totem]

does this go hard, i cant tell tried sum new

[spice zinc]

a lil bit

gotta change it up more

make it dynamic or like an anime

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDtWwObbnlYPiWJQK/d1337eVX9s0l?invite=cr-MSxVa2ssMjY5MTY4MzYyLA

ill add some pics but i solo-ed these guys

[opal sundial]

this somehow turned into the game footage/photography channel

[tiny frigate]

real

[spice zinc]

cause its fire

they should make one tho

[tiny frigate]

they need to let you overlay the photo filters onto gameplay

vibrant makes it look realistic

[spice zinc]

fr

id love fighting like batman in the night

[tiny frigate]

what do you call this thing

[spice zinc]

a human

wielding a hoe

[opal sundial]

bait

almost got me lol

[spice zinc]

oh how is it bait

[opal sundial]

he wants you to say “A hoe”

[spice zinc]

good thing i decided to be funny and say human

lol

[tiny frigate]

wdym

i swear it wasnt bait

i thought it was a hoe but wanted to be sure

im just stupid

[opal sundial]

blud really didn’t know what a how is 💀

I hate autocorrect I hate autocorrect I hate autocorrect I hate autocorrect

[cobalt ruin]

alternatively, could use Plow

[spice zinc]

smart

[cobalt ruin]

I shall use thy plowsword on your fair maiden

[radiant flint]

the version i downloaded. I think its an old demo? they have gore

[opal sundial]

They’re different things though

[tiny frigate]

demo has gore

[spice zinc]

the demo is supposed to have gore

its the playtest that doesnt

[radiant flint]

ohh

how do i get playtest?

[spice zinc]

with my sword skill i shall taketh thy fair maiden!

[tiny frigate]

a plow is actually a rake

[tiny frigate]

request on steam

[spice zinc]

🤓🤓🤓

[tiny frigate]

i got mine really fast (like 10 mins fast)

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1278444358663802901/captured.gif

[spice zinc]

lol

i shall become king of halfsword village!!

and taketh all of thine fair maidens!

[tiny frigate]

preposterous!!!

what an act of pure malevolence!!

(big word smart)

[spice zinc]

now empty the compartments of your pantaloons!

[cobalt ruin]

nah, Its a plow, aka, a Rake with 1 tooth

😎

[spice zinc]

or i shall cut u down to the size of a slice of the finest bread in all of the half sword village

[tiny frigate]

i love just banging people over the head with the "plow"

[spice zinc]

i love plowing people in 1v1s

[opal sundial]

[cobalt ruin]

I love plowing people so much

plowing is so fun!

[spice zinc]

i juust cant stop plowing all of the fair maidens

[tiny frigate]

lobotomy sim

[spice zinc]

most dont even agree but i must plow them cause they are the enemy!

[cobalt ruin]

I plow out of love, not hate

[spice zinc]

u simpleton! to plow without hate is too love without feeling!! it just wont work!

[cobalt ruin]

You dont understand! I plow because it provides a great workout in the hips! your plow to satiate your desires! we are not the same!!!!

[spice zinc]

oh!!!!!!!!!!!!

how dare you! to say i dont know how to plow?

i am the king of plowing!!!

ive plowed every maiden in the village!!''

😡😡

[cobalt ruin]

Thou ist not the lord of plowing, infact, your loins are like your lands, no fertility!!!

I bet your Plow isnt even big enough for the feild!

I bet all the maidens laugh at your small little plow!

while mine has to be carried by an Ox!!!

[spice zinc]

🫢!!! such audacity.

THAT SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!

I SHALL MAKE ALL THE MAIDENS TASTE MY FERTILE DIRTY PLOW

[cobalt ruin]

I BITE MY THUMB TO YOU SIR!

[tiny frigate]

you empty-minded plebians, stop quarrelling over such simple things!! We can all agree mine is the biggest plow

[spice zinc]

AND YOU CANT STOP ME

......

dizzy shut up.

NOW BACK TO YOU MERCHANT I BET YOU HAVENT SOLD ANYTHING IN WEEKS

[cobalt ruin]

Your little plow? your little 2 finger nail tall plow, dont make me laugh peasant!

[spice zinc]

YOU MUST BE SO POOR UR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER ARE ALL ONE SLICE OF BREAD!!!

TO EVEN DARE LOOK IN MY DIRECTION IS AN ACTION O F IDIOCITY THAT WILL NOT BE TAKEN LIGHTLY

[cobalt ruin]

EXCUSE ME YOU WELP! I HAVE SOLD SO MANY THINGS! I HAVE SOLD RINGS, SWORDS, AND YOUR FAT PIG OF A MOTHER TO THE KING OF PLOWINGSHIRE!!!!

[spice zinc]

WELL HOW ABOUT WE HAVE DUEL!

[tiny frigate]

You dare speak taint of me? Now, dont make me laugh. I've spoken to your mistress and she can say I have quite the one

[spice zinc]

RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW U SIMPLE LITTLE SWINE.

[cobalt ruin]

I SHALL BEAT YOU IN COMBAT YOU BAFFOON, AND WHEN I HAVE SLAIN YOU, I WILL BITE MY THUMB IN YOUR FINAL RESTING PLACE

[spice zinc]

ILL FERTILIZE ALL OF YOUR MOTHERS JUICY LAND WITH MY MASSIVE PLOW

AND SHELL LOVE IT SO MUCH SHE WILL PAY ME!!

BECAUSE UR MOTHING IS ADDICTED TO MY PLOW

[cobalt ruin]

NOBODY WOULD PAY YOU FOR YOUR SERVICES WENCH!

[spice zinc]

GO ASK YOUR HOG OF A MOTHER THEN

YOU DIRTY SIMPLE MINDED LITTLE APE!

[cobalt ruin]

ILL GIVE YOUR FATHER MY PLOW, YOUR FATHER WILL LOVE MY BIG PLOW!!!

[spice zinc]

MY FATHERS PLOW IS BIGGER THEN MINE SO THERE IS NO WAY YOURS CAN COMPARE!

[cobalt ruin]

Okay what the fuck has this divulged into 🤣

[spice zinc]

idk

it went from strange to sus to gay'

[cobalt ruin]

fucken hell

[tiny frigate]

im hungry

[spice zinc]

im eating ramen rn

[cobalt ruin]

I have eaten some eggs

[tiny frigate]

i only have bread

[cobalt ruin]

from Eggenshire

[quartz totem]

boiled hard, sunny side up, or scrambled?

[spice zinc]

i have the finest ramen in all of ramenland

[cobalt ruin]

I do sunnyside

[spice zinc]

the home of the noodle

[cobalt ruin]

I do alot of shit with eggs, I make scrambled, french toast, omlettes, fried, boiled

[tiny frigate]

i have bread

[cobalt ruin]

I am the King of Eggenshire, Lord Egg

[spice zinc]

i never liked eggs

[cobalt ruin]

I will raid your castle

[quartz totem]

ngl boiled and scrambled are my go to

[spice zinc]

do it then simpleton

[cobalt ruin]

Ramen is for the peasants! eggs are for true nobility

[spice zinc]

ill throw a steaming bowl of ramen right up your posterior along with my foot!

[tiny frigate]

i cannot afford a castle i live in my hay hut (along with my bread)

[spice zinc]

eggs are for the farmers!

ramen is for the lavish!!!!

[cobalt ruin]

you noodle eating ruffian

[spice zinc]

you dirty egg drinking rapscallion

[cobalt ruin]

I LOVE eggs raw! its good for a diet

[quartz totem]

ramen+boiled egg? 👍 or 👎

[cobalt ruin]

plus the tapeworms make me skinny!

[tiny frigate]

i cannot afford to do such things with my bread, i have a limited quantity

[spice zinc]

well how about we form a truce

and take care of our good friend dizzy

[cobalt ruin]

agree

[spice zinc]

hes in a bad stop right now

[tiny frigate]

i sawn a guy on tiktok eat 20 raw eggs in 10 minutes

[spice zinc]

gross

[cobalt ruin]

I agree, I will donate him 3000 wheat seeds, and my finest eggs from my chickens, forge your empire with these young dizzy

[cobalt ruin]

thats fucked up

[spice zinc]

that is actually horrifying

[tiny frigate]

this cough is fucking me up holy shit

[quartz totem]

I saw a guy on yt chug 3 dozens of eggs, i think we saw the same guy

[tiny frigate]

i need something to drink

[cobalt ruin]

I atleast did 1 for $20, he did that shit for free

[spice zinc]

lol that is valid

[tiny frigate]

was it the i cant hit my protein guy

the one that ate a whole turkey in 15 mins

[quartz totem]

🤷‍♂️

idk i was too shcked by him CHUGGING raw eggs

[cobalt ruin]

that guys is funny, but he would never do raw eggs

he is insane, but not that insane

[burnt pivot]

is there an estimate release date for multiplayer for public?

[tiny frigate]

pretty sure he did

[cobalt ruin]

They dont even know if they are going to add it

[tiny frigate]

hopefully they do

[burnt pivot]

😧

[cobalt ruin]

nah it was scrambled eggs or someshit

[quartz totem]

im not sur miltiplayer is for this game, hard to tell

[tiny frigate]

bet 50 bucks to my friend i would win agaisnt him in a plow fight

[cobalt ruin]

its more of the fact of ping, like an American v Australian would be fucked

[burnt pivot]

it would be so awesome to have a giant map and its like full on medieval warfare

[burnt pivot]

oh that makes sense

[tiny frigate]

me when server browser

[quartz totem]

if you want physics based GUARENTEED multiplayer combat go wishlist kinstrife

[cobalt ruin]

I however can get behind that

[tiny frigate]

me when server host

[cobalt ruin]

me when me when when me me when when when when me me when me me me when when

[spice zinc]

me when halfsword multiplayer:

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-funny-cat-gif-8207130040846002929

[cobalt ruin]

Me when no Halfsword Multiplayer:

[tiny frigate]

omen messaging me the 45th time today about restarting my computer (i will never do it they are installing spying software for the cia)

[cobalt ruin]

Ill buy the game either way

[burnt pivot]

shii do yk if its gonna have the swingy cursor stuff like halfsword?

[spice zinc]

me when halfsword:

[cobalt ruin]

great stress releaver

[tiny frigate]

i forgot halfsword is in playtest

oh no i hope it doesnt cost much

[burnt pivot]

💯

[spice zinc]

if it aint free for testers i cant play ngl

i have no money 😦

[quartz totem]

yea, amd armor softspots(like wearing unvisored helm you can get your eyes stabbed) just like this game, and the attack system is almost identical

[burnt pivot]

awesome sauce

[tiny frigate]

my financial situation isnt too good

[spice zinc]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDuFaWnFL0f4cxCs6/d1337ZqOyHMP?invite=cr-MSx3RlcsMjY5MTY4MzYyLA best display of swordsman ship in all of halfsword kingdom!!

[quartz totem]

theres a vid on it if youd like to find it, i wont post it here cause i dont wanna advertise a competitor

[burnt pivot]

ok thanks

[tiny frigate]

wait till this guy hears about lock on

[cobalt ruin]

real shit

[spice zinc]

when i use it sometimes it looks the whole other way brru

[quartz totem]

it doesnt owrk for me :(

[spice zinc]

exactly

[tiny frigate]

i have it to max

u gotta press f on them bro

[spice zinc]

I DID

[quartz totem]

i can config it

[spice zinc]

lemme put it on max

[quartz totem]

that would make life so easy

[spice zinc]

i one shot someone as soon as i used it

[tiny frigate]

yeah unlock is cool n all but when you get sold because your guys i facing anotjher direction it isnt funny

[quartz totem]

just stop atacking for two seconds

or reposition

[spice zinc]

thats what i did

[mild marlin]

Brooo

[quartz totem]

thats what ive always done

[mild marlin]

lock on is so op

I thought it enabled when the circle went around your whole screen

[quartz totem]

zoomed in or out?

[cobalt ruin]

yo theres a halfsword split screen mod

[tiny frigate]

zoomed in

[quartz totem]

mp?

[cobalt ruin]

Lan Mutliplayer

[spice zinc]

dangittt

[quartz totem]

holy shit

[cobalt ruin]

I think for the demo

[spice zinc]

wait

[quartz totem]

how

i NEED IT

[spice zinc]

[lan means some of us can play together right?

[quartz totem]

yes

[cobalt ruin]

I downloader the mod installer from nexus

[spice zinc]

I NEED IT

[tiny frigate]

nexus is so overcomplicated

[quartz totem]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[spice zinc]

ion even know what that is

[tiny frigate]

i only use app installers

[quartz totem]

🤫

[cobalt ruin]

that just aint true tho

[mild marlin]

nexus is easy

[tiny frigate]

idk ig im just stupid

[spice zinc]

put mod link in here

[tiny frigate]

and dumb

[quartz totem]

nexus app asss, i manual download

[spice zinc]

so we can all get it and play

[quartz totem]

🙏

is everyone here european?

[spice zinc]

california

[quartz totem]

US est

[tiny frigate]

florida

[quartz totem]

so MOSTLY american

suprising tbh

sure theres a brit lurking in here somewhere(merchant)

[spice zinc]

most certainly

that rapscallion couldnt be one of us

[cobalt ruin]

No im Australian

[quartz totem]

surley not that is't a preposterous though

[tiny frigate]

evil headshothttps://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDuT222blK9bNom0N/d1337zTt0NP0?invite=cr-MSxwazEsMTc1MzExMTIxLA

[spice zinc]

IO MATE!!!

[spice zinc]

OI MATE!! WANT SOME VEGIMITE?

[cobalt ruin]

dont do this to me 😦

[spice zinc]

LETS GO FIGHT SOME KANGAROOS!

[quartz totem]

whats your favorite flavor of shapes.

[opal sundial]

lol

[spice zinc]

soryr merchant just had too

[cobalt ruin]

mine personally is Pizza Flavoured

[spice zinc]

sorry*

[opal sundial]

what’s it like fighting bugs everyday

[cobalt ruin]

Chicken Crimpy is good but not my thing

[quartz totem]

holy shit this guy's legit

[spice zinc]

aint no way

[cobalt ruin]

I just dont

[opal sundial]

what’s it like living upside down

[spice zinc]

we got a 100% real australian

its like seeing an alien

they all die from spiders and kangaroos

[cobalt ruin]

Ya know, pretty scared of falling of

[cobalt ruin]

we havnt had a spider related death in 40 years

[quartz totem]

nah i thats more like my gardener

[spice zinc]

a reported one*

[cobalt ruin]

we havnt had a reported spider death in 40 years*

[tiny frigate]

they domesticated the spiders holy shit

[spice zinc]

the rest go hidden iwith the secrets of the australian monks

hows it like having tarantulas everywhere?

[opal sundial]

whats it like knowing your whole nation was once a penal colony for the british empire

[tiny frigate]

me and my 40 foot python will fight you and your kangaroo!!!

[spice zinc]

how do u lose a war to emus?

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[tiny frigate]

old man yells at cloud

[cobalt ruin]

I dont want to talk about it 💀 we did some really fucken up shit to the Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples

I acctually think we did worse things then what the Americans did to the Native Americans

[opal sundial]

why did you lose a war to emus

[cobalt ruin]

there were 3 dudes in that war

[tiny frigate]

when will oversimplified update

[cobalt ruin]

like not joking, there was 3 dudes

[tiny frigate]

im feining for oversimplified please

[spice zinc]

still war los to an offbrand ostrich

[cobalt ruin]

😦

[spice zinc]

thats just sad

[quartz totem]

I mean America too a lil but instead of us doing labor we made other "people" do it for us

[cobalt ruin]

I think you mean the Ostrich is an offbrand Emu

[tiny frigate]

put people in quotations smh

[cobalt ruin]

Emus are an entirely different level

[spice zinc]

ostriches are the cool emus

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-nuh-uh-scout-tf2-gif-12750436057634665505

[spice zinc]

everything in australlia is angry 24/7

its just a known fact

[quartz totem]

so uh

[tiny frigate]

one is a rodent one is a exotic pet

[quartz totem]

who got the mod link

[spice zinc]

fr

i wan beat up merchant in half sword

[quartz totem]

in demo is insane work

[spice zinc]

fr

merchant is losing some arms

[tiny frigate]

they need to let you wield an extra weapon in your mouth

[quartz totem]

demo is kina asss tbh, its not BAD but playtest is just far better

[cobalt ruin]

Lan means you can only play with people in the same household

[spice zinc]

oh;

😦

[cobalt ruin]

I dont play playtest because I cant see if I hurt someone

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrating-aughhh-gif-24532719

[cobalt ruin]

as soon as they add gore im making the switch

[quartz totem]

you can tho, their movements, they begin stumbling limping, dropping weapins or sheilds

[spice zinc]

yea

you cant cant really see the blood

[quartz totem]

they litteraly SCREAM in pain and dust comes off them when hit hard

[spice zinc]

i love to bathe in the blood off my enemies in the demo

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/hajime-no-ippo-ricardo-martinez-vs-date-punch-gif-11929672

[tiny frigate]

how i feel when the big ass spit cloud comes out of my opponents face

[spice zinc]

you guys ever play rimworld?

[quartz totem]

na

good?

[spice zinc]

get it ths very moment

colony sim

[quartz totem]

now you're either a glazer or its good

[spice zinc]

its fire thoooo trust

[quartz totem]

this is the debate now

[spice zinc]

im a mix

i just like the game

[tiny frigate]

helped my good friend scratch his face using my large plow

[spice zinc]

cough my plow still larger cough

[quartz totem]

yalll ever played kindgom come deliverance or dark and darker(or chiv 2)

[tiny frigate]

ive played rise of kingdoms for like 4 seconds idk abt u

[spice zinc]

i got to 20k power

then i got bored

[quartz totem]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1093882885473316914/1103620438501896212/negro_cat.gif

[burnt pivot]

brot hought i was gonna let his tomfoolery slide

[quartz totem]

he still has a head

[spice zinc]

if he aint headless he aint dead

[tiny frigate]

they need to add a slow motion option like in beamng

[burnt pivot]

i dont need him dead, i need him alive but unable to do anything so he can only reflect on his actions

[spice zinc]

for realseis

[rancid goblet]

Hey guys is the playtest online?

[spice zinc]

no

[quartz totem]

idk man, if mp comes out thatd just be a waste to gcode in nad all types of weird shit can happen when physics r slo-mo

[spice zinc]

sadly no multiplayer yet 😦

game still fire tho

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/game-breaking-bugs-bug-game-is-nearly-finished-release-game-gif-8538486079548478206

[rancid goblet]

cuz i was wondering like mods to the game and more like RP or somthing else will be fire

[median panther]

I keep entering stances instead of slashing the enemy

[quartz totem]

best weapon?(if you say goedendag I WILL find you)

[tiny frigate]

kill them with your sigma dark edgelord aura

[median panther]

how do I prevent this

[quartz totem]

r u in right click mode?

[tiny frigate]

plow

[median panther]

oh.

[quartz totem]

right click is close quarters mode that gives you less haft and more power

but no vert swings vetical in close quarters mode is grappe /push

[tiny frigate]

less half and more sword

[spice zinc]

i would like to order 2 halfs with a large sword and some gore (PLEASE) to go please.

[tiny frigate]

i have my game settings so all damage is reduced to 25% in order to make fights last longer (too easy)

[quartz totem]

so you'd like the demo meal?

[spice zinc]

juust dont use armour rank

[median panther]

That's what I usually play, but I was asking how to not enter stances everytime I try to slash with the regular mode

[spice zinc]

yes please

[cobalt ruin]

The Trainer mod is fun for halfsword

[spice zinc]

i forgot about mods

i wan mods 🙂

[cobalt ruin]

I just exploded the head of the grim reaper

[median panther]

And I think what you mean is Halfswording

[quartz totem]

defensive stance? if not you NEED to have your weapon wound up before a strike to do good damage

[quartz totem]

ye cant quite halfsword what aint a sword(mace, axe, bardiche, halberd,Billhook)

[tiny frigate]

plow strongest weapon change my mind

[quartz totem]

lol

[jolly gorge]

pov add the flail

[quartz totem]

ye mate you want to have SOME wind up otherwise your swing is weak

[quartz totem]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-waiting-check-watch-gif-27333543

itll probably happen

[jolly gorge]

some time soon

[spice zinc]

where can u even get halfsword mods

[quartz totem]

nexus mods

[jolly gorge]

it’s only on demo version tho

[quartz totem]

maybe thunderstore

[spice zinc]

im tryna do allat

goodnight yal

ill see you devious rapscallions tmr

[cobalt ruin]

hold up lemme send smth rq

[spice zinc]

bru

[tiny frigate]

i am so dumb holy shit i just walked into the pitchfork

[cobalt ruin]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDvhnApobefAVbezC/d1337Ul1ZiD4?invite=cr-MSxJdlYsMjM3NzUyNjg0LA

[spice zinc]

L hacker

[cobalt ruin]

mods

[spice zinc]

hacks*

[cobalt ruin]

you said you wanted mods, those are mods

[median panther]

Who cares

[spice zinc]

nobody tbh

[median panther]

wtf

[tiny frigate]

GUYS I GOT A LEAKED DEFENSIVE STANCE (trust)

[cobalt ruin]

HELL YEAH!!!

THE ALABAMA BABY STANCE

[spice zinc]

when i wake up all of you better have rimworld

so we can play

[cobalt ruin]

gift it to me then

[tiny frigate]

put my plow into his face he doesnt die
he put his plow into my hip and i die

[cobalt ruin]

Its prolly cheaper in AUD

[spice zinc]

my brother in christ im broke

[cobalt ruin]

Im just poor

[cobalt ruin]

SAME

[spice zinc]

i pirated the game for like a year

[median panther]

halfbillhook, halfbardiche

[spice zinc]

till i could buy it

actually since its the weekend ill stay up

[tiny frigate]

i use to pirate people playground once

[cobalt ruin]

Ill hopefully have a job soon so ill buy it aswell as buy a harddrive

[tiny frigate]

merchant perhaps gift me something

[spice zinc]

this is the broke people chat

if u have more then 2 bucks to ur name leave

[tiny frigate]

what do you call this stance

[spice zinc]

what the hell

how do u even get smty like that

hes thugalicious of course

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/big-stomp-big-shoe-stomp-stomp-big-shoe-lmfao-big-shoe-gif-1976985918792106433

[cobalt ruin]

haha, fuck no

I said I MIGHT have a job soon,

[tiny frigate]

this

[spice zinc]

who yall got winning?

the reborn counselor or the grim reaper

[true creek]

uhhh

grim cause idk

[spice zinc]

wowww

i got glitched and lost

my dude would not swing

[true creek]

lol

[tiny frigate]

please tell me 1 of you will know where this is from

oops cropping fail

[spice zinc]

lol

ILL BE THE ROUNDABOUT

[tiny frigate]

i saw that test

yeah i see you..

be humiliated

!!!!

[proper gyro]

Where do I offer my holes in exchange for access

[tiny frigate]

what

[spice zinc]

ill be taking you up on that offer

hes very heavily dismembered in there btw

[tiny frigate]

im gonna edit it onto there

[spice zinc]

lol

" so this is the grim reaper huh?........ my easiest kill yet."

[tiny frigate]

not the aura you were looking for

[spice zinc]

fuck

welp i tried

[tiny frigate]

i spent 5 hours on this please subscribe

[desert trellis]

i hope they never fix this

[tiny frigate]

what was that

[desert trellis]

i fell again but got up and won the fight

god gave me a boost🙏

[cinder stone]

nyeheheh

[spice zinc]

what u doin if this batman looking mf running at u with 2 axes at 3 am when nobodu is around?

[true creek]

idfk

[spice zinc]

skill issue

im juust winning ngl\

the reaper comes for the king...

welp that was ez

guards too

[cinder stone]

that demo still does stuff that surprises me lol I didn't think willie 1 would try and prop himself up with the chandelier

[spice zinc]

cool

that is actually really nice

[opal sundial]

ive never seen him do that

thats cool

[cinder stone]

I got really far in this run owo! I almost made it to the third boss and when I died I got 2920 points

[cinder stone]

were spears that sharp that they could cut like blades? I always thought they were just things to poke people with

[tiny frigate]

blade wasn't cut, the spear hit your hand and your willie let go

oh wait

[tulip flame]

Yo is there a reason why i can't see ANY blood in the playtest?

[cinder stone]

yeah

you didn't read the disclaimer when starting the game

[tiny frigate]

the switch from another engine (demo) to this one means the blood and gore need to be revamped to fit unreal

[tulip flame]

???

[tiny frigate]

basically

gore needs to be reworked because they switch game engines

[tulip flame]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gilded frigate]

If only there were a giant screen in red text before you begin the game...

[warm void]

kick

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/kick-flying-taekwondo-karate-kungfu-gif-4506918

my willie (npc) just gave out

[warm void]

Loll

[tiny frigate]

hesz been in this position for a good minute

[warm void]

Wha

[tiny frigate]

oh wait

that did not sound good

at all

should i put him down

[warm void]

Who

[tiny frigate]

i think hes disabled

[warm void]

I reccomend giving him a swing

[tiny frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[tawdry solar]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iCpFeD1yLhxyCHpbc/d1337oPaPBAe?invite=cr-MSxjNHEsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA Reminder to hate on the goedendag

[tiny frigate]

fair and balanced

how is your left arm just bone

[cinder stone]

I once survived having my left hand turned to bone

in the game, I mean

[tribal prairie]

JOCKEY !!!!!!

[warm void]

kick

[tribal prairie]

RONALDO

[warm void]

That can possibly obliterrwte your balls if you do it wrong.

[warm void]

RONALDOOOO

[stoic zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/kes-kes-football-match-brian-glover-ken-loach-play-on-gif-2646918312551812753

[warm void]

"sir, I did not kick a 14 year old child."

[tiny frigate]

@warm void the evil right

real

[tawdry solar]

Totally

[safe hearth]

never give up

[jolly gorge]

hit bro so hard he had a seizure

[upper siren]

can someone tell me what the hell this was

did someone plant a bomb in my helmet?

[rugged zinc]

is playtest gor3 out yet?

[opal sundial]

bluds helmet exploded 💀

[upper siren]

that audio almost blew my ears out lmao

[safe hearth]

it literally looks like he got behind and got his sword got under ur helmet at the front. like he slit ur throat
it def happens when the weapon clips through and hits the insta kill spot being ur neck. I assume it wouldnt be as common in the final ofc

[upper siren]

Yea i mean i've had that before but never with the loud BANG and camera shake lmao

[safe hearth]

i even think its possible it slipped down in front of u as u ran forward and the blade
coulda hit ur stomach which in the demo is insta death from ur entrails pouring out

[devout hinge]

It is possible for that to happen but it's a bug

Something about changing grips or changing hands

[safe hearth]

is that armor supposed to have an spots the blade can slip under like what the hitboxes really supposed to be

earlier today i stabbed someone through his visor in his helmet

[safe hearth]

now i think u got decapitated

[upper siren]

i haven't managed that yet, but lord knows i've tried

[safe hearth]

it was made lucky and it was before i found out about camera mode

sad asf bout that

[devout hinge]

Depends where is that

[safe hearth]

The Front side of the Armor

[upper siren]

i think if you hit them right it can cut both of their arms from the front

[safe hearth]

cuz the back has some openings near the armpits, and inner legs

[upper siren]

like this

[devout hinge]

Yeah ofc those are hittable

The armor works where armor is

[safe hearth]

that one was in the arm fs

okay its like im wondering if the blade can actually slip up the armor plating

[upper siren]

this one was the best. right through all of the plate armor

[safe hearth]

ew bro just saw'd him

[devout hinge]

You had the perfect way to knock him down there and you didnt

[upper siren]

when opportunity to saw a man in half knocks, you must answer

-sun tsu

[safe hearth]

valid

[devout hinge]

Sun tsu these balls

[upper siren]

its like i had a gun in my sword

[opal sundial]

literally my status on my profile rn lol

[upper siren]

lmao i didn't notice that

I didn't really do too much here but it felt impressive

[trail pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1274430640800137306/ezgif-5-53cccfa615.gif

[true creek]

maam sir

[true creek]

your clock is 2 minutes and 17 seconds ahead!1!

[true zealot]

Where the sun dont shine is insane

[opal sundial]

what is bro on about

[true creek]

it is 2 minutes and 17 seconds ahead

[opal sundial]

there ain’t no clock in the video

[true zealot]

schizophrenia

[true creek]

uhhh

tell the person to check their clock and the time when you search your city/country's time on google

[bold radish]

i just died when i no clipped inside a barrel with a spear causing the barrel to yeet me 100 meters away and the spear to rip my spine off 10/10 gamee

[trail pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-gif-27487650

[upper siren]

cherie went schizo and the whole chat died

[jade ferry]

hey guys, i just discovered Halfsword, I'm really enjoying but i see videos of the new arena and I'm still running around in the dark. is there an update on steam i missed?

[upper siren]

what you want is the playtest, request access through the steam page. They accept everyone within about 1 day

usually a few hours

[jade ferry]

ah thank you so much.

[upper siren]

no problemo

theres no blood yet in the playtest though

they're ironing out a few kinks

[jade ferry]

I'm not too worried about bugs in a new game, it come with the territory. thanks again Sabo. i got the new download now.

[upper siren]

oh wow that was quick, nice! have fun

[sullen quarry]

who would get hacks for a single player game.. make it make sense gang

[upper siren]

I've for sure hacked in gta and rdr2 in single player just fucking around

[devout hinge]

i play the demo modded with the trainer

why wouldnt i

[timid stone]

!

[sullen quarry]

you mean modded..

[upper siren]

yes but thats what he was saying L hacker to

a trainer

[cyan turret]

is there a way to get into the play test? this game looks awesome

just seen above message

ignore me lol

[soft osprey]

You’re a scholar and a gentleman good sir, you’d be surprised how many people absolutely refuse to scroll for even a second. Hell it could literally be one comment up and people still ask.

[sullen quarry]

thats what i saying im making fun of him lol

also make a feature where you can change the opacity of the logo

[north kestrel]

cmon guys lets put a little bit of polish onto the product because bruh

[lapis canyon]

even if they hand write it its still soulles gibberish

its just telling people its a fighting game with swords

[north kestrel]

^

[lapis canyon]

not much to really say the game speaks for itself

[sullen quarry]

they like the word metticulously

[gloomy condor]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iDBckfO3vD4EZBPAS/d1337Y28XlbW?invite=cr-MSxPeGosMTMyOTM0NTUs

[gloomy condor]

how do you do fights with gear

[toxic stratus]

how do i play other maps

i only got the dark map with fences

[gloomy condor]

you gotta request playtest

[north kestrel]

#faq

[upper siren]

that guy was being dramatic!

[gloomy condor]

thanks lol

[upper siren]

no problemo

[trail pivot]

reminds me of this one

[upper siren]

he stayed on his feet for a while lmao

[rapid bronze]

I demand that when this game is finished it be renames to FULL SWORD

[upper siren]

he has armor on so it counts

[rapid bronze]

Nice combo 👌

[upper siren]

thank you sir, made me feel big and tough

[rapid bronze]

U are big and tough 😉

[upper siren]

🧐 🤨

im calling the cops

🧐 📸

[rapid bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

[devout hinge]

idk doesnt read like ai stuff to me

[upper siren]

i kinda see it

[rapid bronze]

So what lol

Idfc its still a good description lmao

If i had to make a description i would do the same loool

[mossy lagoon]

How to play halfsword in this in the arena

[upper siren]

idk why but my brain kind of feels the ai in these

[vapid quarry]

has anyone reached the end of half sword demo?

[soft osprey]

Ai detectors aren’t exactly known for their accuracy. But like the other guy said even if it is ai, which I highly doubt, who cares lol

[upper siren]

they write like a commercial, you can really hear the ai voice reading it in your head

[rapid bronze]

Guys the “other guy” that easter mentioned IS ME 🤪

[upper siren]

i mean for the record i dont really give a shit

[rapid bronze]

I hear a british knight….

[upper siren]

its just funny

[soft osprey]

They write the description for their game like a commercial? You mean to tell me it’s like an..advertisement?

[rapid bronze]

Request acess to the playtest on the steam page

[upper siren]

I guess only true geniuses could understand my level on writing philosophy

[mossy lagoon]

thanks

[devout hinge]

now what chat

now what

[rapid bronze]

😬🤷‍♂️

[upper siren]

it doesnt feel personal

[vapid quarry]

i am from bosnia take me to america

[upper siren]

like its a good description

but thats it

too be fair though I absolutely blow at technical writing

[soft osprey]

Doesn’t feel personal. Bro wants a hand crafted message dedicated to him

[rapid bronze]

Do u want it to tug u in and give u a kiss on ur forehead

[upper siren]

you'

[rapid bronze]

Xd

[upper siren]

re taking it to personally

[north kestrel]

It's obvious AI slop, nothing else ever released from the developers hold the same grammar and linguistics. It's an understandable filler for an in-development game but it needs to be changed soon considering more eyes are turning to the game

[upper siren]

im just yapping

[vapid quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/help-i-cant-take-it-anymore-sound-of-poggers-poggers-gif-20035270

[rapid bronze]

Lol ik ik

[north kestrel]

And at the same time, it's just a steam description

[rapid bronze]

[upper siren]

I think its perfect for what it is, who cares

[soft osprey]

“Obvious ai slop” man says ignoring the second ai detector test being totally different from the first. Idek why I’m debating this I don’t even care damnit

[upper siren]

it describes the game

[north kestrel]

^ still a good game

[upper siren]

yes and the text describes it perfectly

[upper siren]

who gave you that picture of me? \

[north kestrel]

this is a really funny gamer reply

reddit is down the hall to the left

[rapid bronze]

Medieval sim
Description medieval sim

OMG ITS MEDIEVAL SIM THIS IS HORRIBLE AI!

[upper siren]

he looks like he should have a shell like a turtle

[rapid bronze]

Xd

[soft osprey]

Damn that’s you? Sheesh. Couldn’t be me.

[rapid bronze]

My hidden cameras

Duuuuhhhhh

[upper siren]

i knew you were watching me

[rapid bronze]

I did not hit heer i did noot

[upper siren]

how many times have you caught me digging in my nose

[north kestrel]

discord users learn to read challenge (impossible)

[rapid bronze]

#848362900

[soft osprey]

Is that what they call it nowadays

[north kestrel]

i'm out once multiplayer is manifested id whoop all yall in a 1v1