halfsword-chat-⚔

[uneven trout]

but in this game

its different

[lethal galleon]

can a admin or something please give me the playtest ive been waitingggg

[uneven trout]

im addicted to half sword gore

[narrow berry]

Let's look into it.

[severe seal]

you shouldnt

why would you

[frank scarab]

good and keep it that way

[lethal galleon]

if that helps

[narrow berry]

It doesn't because I don't have the ability to do it.

But thank you.

[uneven trout]

if i was sick or smth

[frank scarab]

they accept batches of people, not really

[uneven trout]

but im not

im a half sword addict

[covert edge]

Are you, really?

[severe seal]

bad choice bazuso will steal your account now

[uneven trout]

yes

[idle crane]

You arent a mod stop acting like it

[lethal galleon]

no

[covert edge]

Proof?

[narrow berry]

Please read above. I told them I don't have the ability to do it.

[dapper saffron]

I agree!

[idle crane]

12 hours is maximum wait

[uneven trout]

how can i show u proof

[dapper saffron]

hours in game ig

[severe seal]

does he know

[frank scarab]

so you just only care about the gore and blood and nothing else?

[idle crane]

it still annoying you spread misinfo alot and act like its official

[iron obsidian]

Ban

[narrow berry]

I have not spread misinfo since my last warn.

[dapper saffron]

Then it gets mad when anybody else spreads comedic misinfo

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[uneven trout]

the satisfaction of me stabbing my enemey and blood go brrrr with the W physics? hell yeah dude

[next berry]

any tips on finding armor more frequently on the demo version?

[frank scarab]

just walk

[covert edge]

Luck

[frank scarab]

you'll find armor

[narrow berry]

Thank you for using gender neutral pronouns.

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/laugh-at-user-steven-tsang-chetgrey-edited-gif-25548830

[next berry]

I havent seen any armor other than a helmet for 3-4 runs now and I keep dying after the second, third boss

[uneven trout]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-git-gud-gif-16530511115199627055

[dapper saffron]

You're welcome, cretin

[narrow berry]

The name is Bazuso.

Mod Hopeful. Bazuso.

[gilded frigate]

Gender neutral pronouns wow

[frank scarab]

very unlikely chance for something like plate armor to spawn in before the third boss

[frank scarab]

so luck

[slow anchor]

[covert edge]

Misinformation, ban this man

[narrow berry]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[covert edge]

Nuh-uh

[narrow berry]

Keep it clean, fellas.

[severe seal]

you know what your not bazuso fan!

[iron obsidian]

Ban the guy

[dapper saffron]

He's still alive

[jolly gorge]

can u pick up clothing from dead people?

[narrow berry]

No. Sorry.

[soft osprey]

You’re* and because* and again you’re*
As in, YOU’RE an illiterate buffoon! Enjoy your FIRESTICK loser

[severe seal]

My mistake original gangster.

[soft osprey]

It’s not ok

I’ll never forgive you

No more feet pics for you either

That’s the last straw

[severe seal]

Please forgive me for my unforgiveable actions. I shall never do it again sir Roku.

[narrow berry]

Guys. Lets take the jokes to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

Thanks.

[soft osprey]

Jokes?!

This is serious stuff. In half sword.

[frank scarab]

also didn't bazuso try to trick people into thinking he doesn't know where to get the playtest?

[narrow berry]

?

[severe seal]

Sir please don't do it i wont do it ever again.

[soft osprey]

I also heard he lied and spread misinformation about multiplayer

[covert edge]

Ban Bazonkus Fan

[severe seal]

Willie feet pictures is my life i cant live without it.

[narrow berry]

I've been very well behaved ever since my corrective measures.

[frank scarab]

me too

cheers

[soft osprey]

Liar liar pants on fire. Nobody put him out let him burn

[elfin gulch]

GIMME YOUR LOVEE TONIGHTTT

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-edited-i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-walter-white-muslim-walter-white-memes-gif-23994973

[severe seal]

It's ''Me too.'' not ''me too'' you foolish human.

[soft osprey]

Liar.

[soft osprey]

Don’t fuckin argue with people did you not just get a warning from me about feet pics?

Rube

[frank scarab]

HAHA I'M AN WATERMELON YOU FOOLISH WILLE

[severe seal]

Sorry sir.

Please give back my Roku permission.

[soft osprey]

No u

[soft osprey]

Don’t fuck up again little man

[severe seal]

Sir yes sir.

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/4k-free-iptv-i-need-iptv-blue-purple-purple-blue-gif-8973617807214551755

[buoyant crag]

what are some high scores here for abyss demo

[soft osprey]

Idk, I stopped around 10-11k

[buoyant crag]

bruh holy fuck i cant get past like 2.5 😂

[soft osprey]

You’ll get the hang of it brother man

[severe seal]

Pardon me for interrupting but i must warn you to not use bad words haldiram.

[soft osprey]

Just take the first boss’ scythe and you’ll breeze through till like boss 5

[soft osprey]

Shut the fuck up

Respectfully

Ugly

[buoyant crag]

lmaoo

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[severe seal]

i shall burn my roku

[craggy ore]

The trick once you get to the swords is use the great swords because they super crit in demo

[buoyant crag]

idk i think i prefer the dual slashy swords over any long polearms, i feel more agile w shorter weapons

[buoyant crag]

i try to start w dual axe

[soft osprey]

I feel that but scythe is wildly op. So if you’re struggling to move further try it out

[buoyant crag]

okok noted

i also wish could loot bodies and take first boss's helmet lol

idk if the helmets do anything tho

[frank scarab]

good luck trying to find the scythe after it flys out of you're hands

[sacred compass]

you can take helmets

[buoyant crag]

lmao

[sacred compass]

but only helmets

[buoyant crag]

huh fr

[sacred compass]

you just have to mine their head like a minecraft block

until it pops

[buoyant crag]

till it falls off? then can u grab the helmet w e

[buoyant crag]

pops, lmao

[frank scarab]

it does, even clothing does something

specifically gambesons

[soft osprey]

lol impossible, it always starts spinning like a beyblade and then shoots off to china

[buoyant crag]

lmfao

[buoyant crag]

idk if ive found any helmets so far that prevent my head from being chopped off. or maybe im just not deep enough yet

[vast current]

does anyone have the pic of the leaked gore screenshots

[idle crane]

A bevor (kinda) does that but idk if you can find them in the demo

[buoyant crag]

lmao

[idle crane]

Wrong copy paste

[frank scarab]

you want something like this?

[buoyant crag]

i agree, your bread is the best 🤣

[idle crane]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[covert edge]

BLOOD

[frank scarab]

you've already seen it

i think

[idle crane]

thank you

[hollow plume]

thats brutal than last time

[buoyant crag]

DAMN

[hollow plume]

its way more brutal

definitely looking forward

[buoyant crag]

sheesh

[sacred compass]

Half Sword: Full Sword Consequences

[buoyant crag]

i wonder if they referenced leaks to make the gore

[hollow plume]

but right now I just like to fist my enemy rather than use weapons because its more funnier

[vast current]

thanks melon and mantic

[hollow plume]

chat

[soft osprey]

bud, I've got 326.6 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 3 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system, either you fist more people and git gud. OR I FIST YOU HARD AND MAKE YOU CRY FOR MERCY.

[hollow plume]

im not even kidding

[idle crane]

live leak? No the team refuses to use IRL gore as a reference. They use ballistic heads, fake blood, movies and other stuff instead. Vegan gore

[hollow plume]

but

[buoyant crag]

gdamn 😂

[frank scarab]

"uploading 9 files"

[buoyant crag]

i see, thats cool

[hollow plume]

pwease nooo

[buoyant crag]

[soft osprey]

He was practically asking for it!

[buoyant crag]

[hollow plume]

roku please fist me

[soft osprey]

Listen bud you’re gonna be the next to get fisted

[slow anchor]

new EA pfp

[soft osprey]

In a good way

[hollow plume]

fist me hard roku

[hollow plume]

wait a minute

[buoyant crag]

default face looks like Roe Jogan

[hollow plume]

its my uncle

[soft osprey]

No no it looks like shrek, see?

[frank scarab]

default face looks like willie

[hollow plume]

he is getting W head

[covert edge]

Oh look, it's the real Willie

[idle crane]

Joe Willogan from milek

[craggy ore]

procedural willie facial hair confirmed

evolved fungal form

[buoyant crag]

https://www.tiktok.com/@fullsend_mma/video/7310376178823482629?lang=en

[jolly gorge]

Am I in the right server?

Is this the mma cord

[timid estuary]

I evade taxes

[frank scarab]

i don't

[jolly gorge]

Wait

No

Fuck

[frank scarab]

learn the difference!

[dapper saffron]

no but #1244313050174197850 is cool

[narrow berry]

Mod Hopeful Bazuso Fan here, great pic!

[weak crescent]

Wit the timbs on too fly af

[old hound]

That dagger was clean

[weak crescent]

I hate negan

[old hound]

Me too

[devout hinge]

nevermind its a shit pic

no more white willie

[old hound]

What is your beef?

[weak crescent]

Purely a hateful dagger move

[weak crescent]

Thee instakills

[devout hinge]

i dont fw bazuso

[old hound]

No I didn’t mean you I mean demi

[devout hinge]

fair

[verbal jay]

yo these mf candle posts are annoying as fuck

[weak crescent]

Oh lol my beef with negan runs deep

[devout hinge]

skill issue

[verbal jay]

you beat the fuck outta someone js to die to a spike at the bottom

[old hound]

Goedendagg is op

[weak crescent]

Watch the part where I insert knife into his heart

[devout hinge]

bumblebee type fit

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/119ykh-barry-gif-21687486

[narrow berry]

Very cute pic. Like a Hurt Boi look. Love it -- Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[sonic bane]

i have gotten to the edge of the map

[uneven trout]

no, its just a boss fight

after u kill him it dissapears

or most of it atleast

[devout hinge]

kill da boss

[uneven trout]

guys how do people do the grappler thingy in the playtest?

[frank scarab]

Office Melon here, kill the boss -- Office Melon

[sonic bane]

oh how do i find the boss do i keep looking for him or what

[narrow berry]

Grapple key

I think

[iron cipher]

@open flume look at this dagger pull

[uneven trout]

what is that key

[narrow berry]

Unless I'm misremembering

[sonic bane]

i finished the guy off near it

[weak crescent]

Watch me get a bunch of dislikes on it in my short on yt lol

[frank scarab]

press e for right hand, q for left hand.

[narrow berry]

I'll comment on it positvely

@weak crescent

[uneven trout]

im trying but he only grabs with 1 hand

[iron cipher]

first positive thing youve done in the server

[old hound]

I’ll make sure to dislike and leave a hate comment just for you

[weak crescent]

I appreciate that @narrow berry

[weak crescent]

Thank you, I love to be hated

[narrow berry]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[old hound]

I have to counteract bazuso

[weak crescent]

At the cost of a fiends heart

[iron cipher]

cough put blood in the game thread cough

[frank scarab]

just press the button again, sometimes willie is really slippery.

[weak crescent]

Same

Galaxy over here making blood mods for other games now

[uneven trout]

does that count as grappler?

[old hound]

His other arm could be injured as well

[narrow berry]

Nice! You hit the grappler! Do the luddy to celebrate, you earned it.

• Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[rotund kayak]

photographer role for good photographers??!?!??!?!

[frank scarab]

no

[rotund kayak]

😢

[uneven trout]

beating the shi out of him

[old hound]

No more nice comments or banned

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-gates-dab-gif-25596097

great work!

[rotund kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/hl2-half-life-2-linkin-park-in-the-virtual-end-in-the-end-gif-11119985643393523902

[uneven trout]

time to grab someone who has a weapon

[old hound]

Hawk tuah 🤣 amo right?

[narrow berry]

You're losing them

[rotund kayak]

time to do some war crimes

[old hound]

I got one thumbs up

That counts

[rotund kayak]

not anymore

[uneven trout]

easy tbh

[old hound]

https://tenor.com/view/hawk-tuah-hawktuah-spit-spitting-spits-gif-18030673182659224111

Hahaha I’m 50 yes old so that’s funny to me

[sonic bane]

holy shit i gutted bro with an axe

[wooden socket]

what do all the voicelines even say

[old hound]

That bazuso is actually an evil person

[sonic bane]

one slice and damn

[narrow berry]

Nice work. Impressive. - Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[sonic bane]

thank you

[narrow berry]

You're very welcome, newcomer.

Keep it up.

👍

[sonic bane]

😁

[feral breach]

how do i get playtest

[sonic bane]

just press on that thingy in the store

[frank scarab]

it'll take around 5 mins - 28 hours until they accept the next batch, feel free to report any bugs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 if you get one.

[narrow berry]

Looks like several people answered you already. Enjoy the game, my friend.

Be sure to share any content you make!

[old hound]

• Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[narrow berry]

Stilgar, I will bestow upon you a grand title. You are my squire.

Thank you.

[devout hinge]

this is one of the best first person helmets

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/aku-puddle-samurai-jack-sad-gif-15786053

I hate bad Fridays

[supple cedar]

ok

[narrow berry]

.

[blazing hollow]

How long does it take to get let into play test

[brisk steppe]

.

[narrow berry]

#general-catfish-🐱🐟 message

[frank scarab]

5 mins - 28 hours

[unreal canyon]

ooo ok

[blazing hollow]

Ok

[narrow berry]

Mods? It does not take 28 hours per #general-catfish-🐱🐟 message. Please handle this.

[brisk steppe]

** #announcements **

[frank scarab]

that was an ratio

[devout hinge]

dont listen to anything bazuso says

literally block him

[supple cedar]

an ratio

[idle crane]

It's possible on weekends

[frank scarab]

5 mins is minimum 28 hours is max

[narrow berry]

We will have to ammend the chat I linked then. We can develop a good timeframe this way.

I'll make a sheet for it

& share when complete

Is 28 hours the max?

[slow anchor]

There is no strict time limit to how long you'll have to wait

but on default it has taken up to 12 hours or similar

[narrow berry]

Roger that. 👍 I'll inform users about this.

Thanks, @slow anchor

[brisk steppe]

Since when tf did we have a council?

[narrow berry]

@blazing hollow The mod just answered in here.

[frank scarab]

and i bet no one has ever waited longer then 2 days to get the playtest.

[narrow berry]

Not sure if you still need the info.

[brisk steppe]

I was joking lmao

[narrow berry]

No problem!

[idle crane]

Some have at the start of the playtest but it hasnt been longer than a day in a while

[uneven trout]

beated the shit out of the armored man (idk why the vid is lagging)

[narrow berry]

I believe some have at the very beginning, so I wouldn't say "no one has ever".

But no worries

[narrow berry]

No problem, still an impressive video.

[bleak quest]

i requested to play hopefully i get in

[narrow berry]

Good work.

[brisk steppe]

The community grows.

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-palpatine-evil-laugh-cackles-star-wars-gif-16520972

[narrow berry]

Fostering a positive place to post, one chat at a time.

• Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[brisk steppe]

lol

you would be good

[narrow berry]

Thank you. From your fingers to gods ears.

[brisk steppe]

np

[uneven trout]

this game is so underrated

[narrow berry]

Hey @frank scarab hope everything is okay. Keep seeing you type and then stop. I promise as long as its half sword related, and doesn't break any rules, do not feel anxious about hitting that enter key

[uneven trout]

why is it so rare to get a brave stand god damn it

[brisk steppe]

It's not Random

[frank scarab]

i'm trying to re-calculate the 5 mins - 28 hours ratio in the chatbar

[brisk steppe]

It's class based

top 2 let you get it

[uneven trout]

yeah i am at the strongest class, yet no brave stand

[brisk steppe]

also

[narrow berry]

Keep at it! Let me know if you need help. 👍 - Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[soft osprey]

You make me want to nuke my discord account

[brisk steppe]

choose chaos

then you should get brave stand

[uneven trout]

chaos?

[worn heron]

you're very outgoing today

[brisk steppe]

if not then duel + chaos

[narrow berry]

@worn heron Hey!

[brisk steppe]

Yo!

[narrow berry]

I'm on my best behavior

Trying to turn over a new leaf

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-flip-it-november-maple-leaf-gif-12818991

[lethal pagoda]

🤨

[weak crescent]

I did it again

[uneven trout]

whatis chaos

[brisk steppe]

It is named chaos no?

[uneven trout]

brave stand

[brisk steppe]

Nono the one with four dudes all fighting EACH OTHER

[frank scarab]

28 hours is still an good maximum, going beyond or below that would be improbable for the limitless waiting time.

[sonic bane]

thats called carnage

[uneven trout]

nah thats carnage, and im talking about brave stand which is 1v4

[narrow berry]

@slow anchor Would this be appropriate to share? Office did some good work here and I just want to make sure this can be dissiminated to those asking.

• Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[brisk steppe]

I KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT LMFAOOOOO

[worn heron]

[slow anchor]

I guess

[oblique pendant]

give me playtest 😦

[narrow berry]

Thanks!

@frank scarab We are go!

[brisk steppe]

** #announcements **

[frank scarab]

good things come to those who wait

[worn heron]

I would if I could my friend

[lethal pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/rdj-relief-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-gif-21020309

[narrow berry]

Hi Kycu! With the authority vested in me to share this info from @slow anchor and with the calculation of @frank scarab I will say that you will be accepted (if you clicked the steam request link in steam for access to the game) at most within 28 Hours

Enjoy the game!

[worn heron]

man look at you go

[oblique pendant]

okay thx

[narrow berry]

• Bazuso Fan, Mod Hopeful

[narrow berry]

No problem!

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-berserk-bazuso-knight-fantasy-gif-17914302

[narrow berry]

In the mean time, enjoy the chat! @weak crescent Is a personal friend of mine and shares great content.

[worn heron]

attack bazuso

[narrow berry]

@uneven trout You're really making a name for yourself with these fist fight videos. Keep it up, dude. Great work

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-aku-ayee-yes-gif-13587597

[narrow berry]

Haven't seen much like it

[uneven trout]

[brisk steppe]

We should make head directers of sub sects within the community

I.E. Grapplers guild etc

that way they can train people

[uneven trout]

there is

#1244313050174197850

[brisk steppe]

Oh?

[fading aspen]

how do i go into photo mode

[brisk steppe]

I know @little verge

[sonic bane]

c

[brisk steppe]

C

[narrow berry]

It's C to enter Photo Mode

[uneven trout]

Siiiiiiiiiii

[fading aspen]

thank

[brisk steppe]

You can edit said photos btw

[narrow berry]

Thanks @sonic bane and @brisk steppe for being on top of this.

[sonic bane]

no problem man

[brisk steppe]

Np

[worn heron]

[fading aspen]

wasd dont work in picture mode

:9

:(

[frank scarab]

press f

[worn heron]

You need to enter free cam

[fading aspen]

only genouses in this server

[worn heron]

Then you can also use Q and E to go up and down

[oblique pendant]

how much will the game cost?

[worn heron]

(took me way too long to find this out lmao)

[narrow berry]

We're just trying to build the community up. We're all pretty chill here!

[worn heron]

Undetermined at this point

[frank scarab]

hold right click to move camera

[open flame]

hi guys i was just wondering how do i get access to the playtest

[little verge]

What?

[narrow berry]

This is pretty funny! But maybe better suited for https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

Still appreciate it!

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down

[brisk steppe]

I was talking about community leaders lol

sorry for the ping btw

[strange shoal]

i am the Micaiah

[open flame]

oh perfect thanks

[narrow berry]

Hi Mattie! You will have to wait after you request.

With the authority vested in me to share this info from @Mopsenfiedler and with the calculation of @Office melon I will say that you will be accepted (if you clicked the steam request link in steam for access to the game) at most within 28 Hours

[worn heron]

Can I invest authority in you to talk normally again, Im scared

are you ai

[sonic bane]

what is this weapon called

[worn heron]

billhook

it's one of many types

[brisk steppe]

Shawty billhook

[soft osprey]

I’m beginning to hate you god damnit. Roku will silence you soon enough

[narrow berry]

I'm just trying to build the community up. I've seen it get a little toxic and I want this place to thrive.

[worn heron]

Now hold it sideways and press X

[narrow berry]

I get you may not like me but lets keep it to general chat https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-true-get-this-man-a-true-true-this-man-horse-gif-27541147

[soft osprey]

God damnit I don’t care how true it is, shut up.

[narrow berry]

: /

[brisk steppe]

He's fucking with you, relax

[strange shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tanish-spin-man-indian-black-gif-8388967217249751816

[narrow berry]

Good point. Thanks Lucas

[narrow berry]

We rely on our friends to keep us grounded sometimes

[fading aspen]

photomaster

[sonic bane]

you might be the sweetest peach but some people dont like peaches mane

[narrow berry]

Great shot!

[narrow berry]

You guys teach me that that is okay!

Not everyone likes peaches

[worn heron]

we are just all off-put because he has never acted like this before lmfaooo

[soft osprey]

He is so far away from a sweet peach. Just this morning he was spreading misinformation like a mother fucker this is just a bit and god damnit I hate it

[worn heron]

[brisk steppe]

Can't wait for Galaxy's new gore to drop in September

[narrow berry]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794

Please

[narrow berry]

Or stay here and discuss half sword with us. Lots of good content being posted

[wise halo]

Probably gonna be october

[worn heron]

Bro stop trying to banish people to general chat when even the mods aren't saying anything

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/black-hell-no-crazy-confused-gif-10844795171417297413

[narrow berry]

Actually a pretty striking image, Roku!

Good share

[brisk steppe]

** DON'T DO THAT**

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/icefuse-rules-rule19-icefuse-gif-20831151

[brisk steppe]

** DON'T GIVE ME FALSE HOPE**

[wise halo]

the game show is on 29th of september so yeah

[soft osprey]

There’s a reason mod hopeful got forced out your name

[brisk steppe]

He's trying to get mod; let him cook.

[worn heron]

The 26th. It ends on the 29th

[soft osprey]

No god no

[wise halo]

Nice

[wise halo]

Hes not doing well atm

A mod told him to shut it

[narrow berry]

Thanks Blueberry!

[brisk steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-liar-star-wars-lying-gif-8634649

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-this-is-not-gif-19588770

[worn heron]

does anybody wanna see a b

[weak crescent]

Apparently KCD2 won already

[narrow berry]

Yes!

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/clown-mcdonalds-thumbs-down-i-dont-think-so-gif-16021541

[worn heron]

B

[soft osprey]

Very nice

[weak crescent]

Dude is caked

[strange shoal]

guh

[weak crescent]

Smoke that keef bee

[tender quest]

bro spoiler that lmao

[worn heron]

I love my camera lol, catches so much detail

[wise halo]

Feed them, they will safe our world

[worn heron]

keef bee keef bee

[devout hinge]

enslave for honey

[weak crescent]

Was rolling in the grinder

[soft osprey]

Yes I agree that bee should be enslaved

[weak crescent]

Free the bees

[waxen yarrow]

yo guys i have a question can i only play in the dark thing in the demo?

[soft osprey]

For human desire for honey

[worn heron]

Why him bro what did he do

[soft osprey]

Nothing he’s a bee, he’s born to be enslaved for honey

Either by his queen or by humans

[worn heron]

For the playtest, Go to https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 310,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

When the confirmation email is in your inbox (be sure to check your spam just in case!) the game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

enjoy and welcome to HalfSword!

If you have any additional questions, check the #faq , and you can ask the mods for help too!

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/stupid-stupid-people-small-brain-idiot-fool-gif-16036008

[worn heron]

Not wrong

[soft osprey]

This you?

[glass jungle]

When will multiplayer be added it's been a long time!

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-brain-monkey-gif-11098413

[worn heron]

This u?

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/lel-teeth-man-laugh-gif-24159653

[waxen yarrow]

thanks

[soft osprey]

You son of a gun that’s my uncle

[lethal pagoda]

In what

[weak crescent]

Gamescom

[lethal pagoda]

Wow

[sonic bane]

after doing rmb+x on a billhook

[narrow berry]

Hey blueberry! Can I copy this?

[weak crescent]

Pack up Halfsword, release gore now

[worn heron]

yeah go ahead

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[worn heron]

I update the number every now and then when I find out how many people have been signed up

[frank scarab]

i can never look at this copypasta the same way after what i have done to it.

[little verge]

355228

[narrow berry]

Thanks!

Good info to have.

[weak crescent]

Pump those numbers up

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/pumping-air-shoreline-needles-song-using-an-air-pump-adding-some-air-gif-4233666219974455156

[little verge]

we are almost in the top 100 wishlists

[weak crescent]

You can do more ciggarettes than that

[wise halo]

GG

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-five-hundred-cigarettes-gif-6779891482871762392

[lethal pagoda]

Oh my

[weak crescent]

Its insane, I was telling someone too, for what HS is with none of the hype from previous games, and still competeing with the current games coming out

[lethal pagoda]

Guys

[narrow berry]

Very good.

[lethal pagoda]

Maybe we can get number 1

[narrow berry]

@lethal pagoda From your fingers to gods ears.

[weak crescent]

It would be insane as this game hasnt even ever sold a copy, most new games in wishlist are sequals

[little verge]

People were excited to speak with GS about us at Gamescon, the hype is real for the whole industry.

[weak crescent]

Irl I imagine its very different than what we see, its great though, makes me glad to be here early

[near lichen]

Hope that talk with Epic Games went well 🙏 👌 🔥

[narrow berry]

An epic game made by epic people, fostering an epic community.

[glad coral]

how long does the playtest takes to be accepted

[worn heron]

i--

what did you do.

[little verge]

Oh yeah behind closwed doors there is some exciting things brewing, excited for when we can make announcements.

[fierce wedge]

for some reason this day has some people posting scam links into the art channels and instantly getting deleted

[worn heron]

Wicked!

[sonic bane]

i took off his leg laying down

[soft osprey]

@worn heron it took a while but here is my revenge for that OUTDATED remote picture you posted.

[frank scarab]

5 mins - 28 hours

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[narrow berry]

With the authority vested in me to share this info from @Mopsenfiedler and with the calculation of @Office melon I will say that you will be accepted (if you clicked the steam request link in steam for access to the game) at most within 28 Hours

[little verge]

To my knowledge it went very well.

[glad coral]

ok thanks

[worn heron]

[narrow berry]

No problem!

[weak crescent]

So @little verge is it the whole month?

[little verge]

Just cleared the queue check your steam library.

[soft osprey]

Wait for it it’s sending..

[near lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/borat-gif-19169493

[little verge]

Is what the whole month?

[weak crescent]

Gamescom

[glad coral]

still

[weak crescent]

One of my pals showed me this

[worn heron]

26th to 29th

[little verge]

No ended last night.

[frank scarab]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[worn heron]

Oh wait sorry

[worn heron]

That's Tokyo Games Show mb

Not gamescom

[soft osprey]

That’s you

[devout hinge]

WE SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

[weak crescent]

I thought it was september?

[glad coral]

i got it thanks <33

[little verge]

That is TGS.

[weak crescent]

I'm mostly confused

[soft osprey]

That’s YOU blueberry

[worn heron]

sir I think you know our policies on irl gore and today you have crossed the line

[devout hinge]

about what

[weak crescent]

OOOH theyre different

[weak crescent]

nvm

[soft osprey]

Nonono mods help me

[weak crescent]

I thought the two game shows were the same

[devout hinge]

mfw

[worn heron]

[narrow berry]

Chat is really buzzing right now. Lots of talk between members, mods and people close to development teams. This is what we post for.

A gilded age of chatting

[narrow berry]

And now amazing content.

I love this community. Thank you for all being a part of it!

[worn heron]

please I beg, whatever AI is controlling Bazuso Fan rn, free him from his ethereal shackles.

[devout hinge]

what is happenign

[soft osprey]

You know, if I just joined I’d think you were a nice friendly guy

[devout hinge]

i love you roku

[narrow berry]

I'm just trying to change.

[devout hinge]

ill throw my current tv out

and buy a roku tv

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/man-entrance-leaf-flying-gif-13580783

[soft osprey]

This man, right here deserves everything good in the world

[narrow berry]

Is that me, turning over a new leaf?

[soft osprey]

I give it until tomorrow morning

[fierce wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/woohoo-sock-monkey-yay-cheering-gif-14287835

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-savant-geslb-new-remote-remote-control-gif-12048115

[supple cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-ok-spy-ok-spy-tf2-tf2spy-spy-tf2-gif-25728918

[narrow berry]

I may not be here tomorrow or sunday I'm afraid!

[worn heron]

yes that was the implication

[narrow berry]

I have a very busy weekend coming up

[worn heron]

banned?

oh

[narrow berry]

Haha. Come on.

[worn heron]

hope you enjoy

[narrow berry]

Thanks!

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

You know what bud, I hope you have a good weekend, really get refreshed. Then come back and be your normal fuckin self

Ai

[narrow berry]

Hhaha come on man. Thank you for the well wishes but I'm changed for the better.

[worn heron]

hey if he really is tryna change his vibe that's all him

we shall see

[soft osprey]

I’ll believe you if you really act like this on Monday

[worn heron]

[narrow berry]

I'm on the straight and narrow.

[soft osprey]

And then I’ll give you a roku discount

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-gif-8607986

[frank scarab]

and have an nice cold pint

[fierce wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-you-know-gif-14891458

[worn heron]

The cube button

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-memes-cat-images-cat-meme-gif-4644773688486402896

[soft osprey]

I refuse to believe this is real.

[narrow berry]

I think we can all change. No matter how old we are or how 'deeply ingrained' we feel in our proclivities and idiosyncrasies.

[soft osprey]

Mother fuckin soccer button

[narrow berry]

And change, for the better, we can.

All of us.

[jolly gorge]

🤑

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/سؤال-سؤال-وجواب-تريندينغ-gif-12622060486477759187

[fierce wedge]

futbowl

[worn heron]

Hope you enjoy my friend!

[soft osprey]

Sorry it’s just so ugly compared to Rokus I have a hard time believing it’s real

[fierce wedge]

WAKE UP

[narrow berry]

Look how much nicer this chat is. Its a JOY to post here, for real!

[jolly gorge]

thanks

[narrow berry]

?

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-rachel-tv-remote-watch-gif-15947146

[worn heron]

WAIT THERE IS A FUCKING FUTBOL BUTTON

BRUH

😭

[soft osprey]

Yeah!

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126577076800065538/1267155427012116530/Hate.gif

[soft osprey]

Roku has all sports not just “fUtBaL”

[worn heron]

hey man I gotta respect their priorities

[narrow berry]

You can dislike me all you want. I have my friends here to back me up. I got fiend. I got blueberry dragon. I got roku. I got Lucas

Hate me all you want. Water off a ducks back!

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

It’s either a Brazilian or German remote I’m calling it

[worn heron]

pepepopcorm

[raw sierra]

#photography📷 message
How'd you get blood in the current playtest?

EDIT: Nvm, I realize this was the Beta.

[soft osprey]

Probably Brazilian

[worn heron]

That's not the playtest

[frank scarab]

thats the demo

[worn heron]

It's the demo

[narrow berry]

Hey Thick! Chances are that isnt the current playtest

[soft osprey]

Hey bud we don’t hate you don’t worry

[worn heron]

Oop

[narrow berry]

Most likely the demo

[raw sierra]

Yea, I realized that after posting my b

[worn heron]

No worries!

[narrow berry]

Thats great to hear

Thanks!

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/mokey-puppet-monkey-sidekick-monkey-you-know-gif-14891458

[narrow berry]

No prob! Stick around if you got the time

[raw sierra]

I plan to

[worn heron]

I know this guy does

[narrow berry]

Hell ya

[soft osprey]

I just like to fuck around. But for the love of god if you backseat moderate again I’m going to crush more blueberries

[narrow berry]

I may have made bad choices in the past but I'm trying to be better!

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/icefuse-rules-rule19-icefuse-gif-20831151

[soft osprey]

Sorry I’m still seeking my revenge

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Maybe I’ll make a blueberry pie

And then THROW IT AWAY

[worn heron]

You just wait till I find my old remotes

[wise halo]

Maybe I drink blueberry RedBull

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262572728825942027/1272338884809850891/caption-20.gif

[soft osprey]

You guys see this power abuse?

[oblique pendant]

pog

[worn heron]

you'll be proven redundant with my 1990 universal remote

[soft osprey]

Ultimate hater.

[wise halo]

https://tenor.com/view/found-remote-gif-24815480

[narrow berry]

Can I be given access to voice note? If not, no worries! Sorry for asking in the half sword chat : )

[soft osprey]

I hope your joint falls on the ground and some ants come along and steal it

[worn heron]

To voice chat?

[narrow berry]

Voice note!

[fair jacinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920152531995353128/1224039472358887434/sdhsdhsdhsd.gif

[narrow berry]

Like you just did

[soft osprey]

Ai doesn’t have voices

[fierce wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1225652905835757638/1244113637224747048/attachment.gif

[worn heron]

Oh it's only like a mobile thing to my knowledge

[narrow berry]

Oh okay

Thanks!

[worn heron]

Anybody can use them, I just haven't ever figured out how to on pc

[small parcel]

BEER

[worn heron]

AI deepfake has gotten crazy

[soft osprey]

Frfr ai if I’ve ever heard it

[frank scarab]

you can't, unless you use

[fierce wedge]

i think hes dead, a robot stole his vocal cords

[frank scarab]

VENCORD

[soft osprey]

Lmfaoo

[worn heron]

This shit too good smh

[fierce wedge]

we gotta find the robot that stole his vocal cords

[narrow berry]

Come on guys

I changed

[soft osprey]

From human to ai

[fierce wedge]

thats what a robot would say

what did you do with him

[alpine lynx]

fake ai voice

[fierce wedge]

what did you do with him

[worn heron]

to a robot

[soft osprey]

God fucking damnit 😭

[devout hinge]

what the fuck

bazuso is @humble bloom

[worn heron]

skinwalker

[soft osprey]

You’re lucky it’s so damn funny lol

[fierce wedge]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO BAZUSO

[alpine lynx]

hopeful youre not even american you googer

[worn heron]

I'mma be real

I didn't hear no keys

[devout hinge]

say gurgle

[fierce wedge]

HE ISNT REAL

[devout hinge]

its him

[fierce wedge]

bazinga

[devout hinge]

its the voice actor

willie gurgler

[worn heron]

Bazonker

[fierce wedge]

i think bazuso is being held hostage

[soft osprey]

Here and there You sound seriously like the guy who voices Willie lol

[devout hinge]

because ITS HIM

ITS HIM

[soft osprey]

It has to be!

[fierce wedge]

dolt

[soft osprey]

You’d have to listen to one of his cause it’s always…unique

[devout hinge]

the other guy does his screams and shit when getting hit

[fierce wedge]

wait, the willie voice guy only does screams

we dont know who says "dolt" and allat

[gentle topaz]

Would be fun if there was an option to play against other groups

[narrow berry]

its not good

im not a voice actor

[devout hinge]

fake

[worn heron]

"hi it's me Willie halfsword"

[soft osprey]

I hate skinwalkers I hate skinwalkers I hate skinwalkers

[worn heron]

yeah you can't convince me that's a fucking human

[small parcel]

bazinga

[worn heron]

skinwalker

[frank scarab]

"have you tried turning it off and on again"

[small parcel]

can you do the dudes voice from postal 2?

any line

[fierce wedge]

i think bazuso is being held hostage

[worn heron]

I've been saying it from the start, what did you do with bazuso fan 🗣️

[soft osprey]

Well this is it. He’s never typing again just using his ai voice

[narrow berry]

People like the way i talk not the way i type

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/starman-superman-hero-starman-superman-gif-5670562936153558097

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/skinwalker-1v1-local-deer-fight-deer-boxing-gif-24034383

[fierce wedge]

what did you do to him

[slow anchor]

Sounds like postal guy if he wasn't mentally ill

[worn heron]

no I think most people that know you were just off-put by the sudden change in speech, it just seemed a bit odd at first. But hey, never should knock a man if he's trying to change.

[soft osprey]

Alright I guess even though you’re very obviously ai or a skinwalker I’ll accept you

[narrow berry]

I'm on my best behavior.

[small parcel]

now the flowers will grow prob the best line in the game

[worn heron]

dw bazuso fan we love u

[worn heron]

even though you got replaced by a skinwalker

[small parcel]

i almost couldnt tell the diffrence between blueberry and bazusos voice

[devout hinge]

nevermind you have a shittier mic

[slow anchor]

No difference

[devout hinge]

what terwaugjisemkp

nevermind

plot twist

[worn heron]

none of that please

[small parcel]

clone war

[small parcel]

restarted

[worn heron]

if you intend to use other words to get around our automod, we can just boot ya.

We don't have time nor patience for that.

[small parcel]

ill give you 9% of my company

[worn heron]

[signal wedge]

Batman you are lucky blueberries the mod talking to you rn frfr

[small parcel]

ik they a mod

[worn heron]

They mean most others would not be as fair and lenient

[signal wedge]

He also can't read

(Jk)

[worn heron]

I tend to give people the most room and Chances, but if they overstep, that's on them

[small parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/marcoy-marcoy-yaps-marcoy-yap-marcoy-yapping-marcoy-pogi-gif-11834275230698473635

[small parcel]

me rn

[worn heron]

pog

[glad coral]

is there gonna be online in the future ?

[signal wedge]

You can't cuzzo

[worn heron]

There's an old version that had different maps

[old hound]

You can’t

[small parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049906956640469065/1274783401014071398/attachment.gif

[frank scarab]

the trailer you saw was most likely the itchy.balls version, if it wasn't then it was an other build thats not available to the public.

[worn heron]

It hasn't been updated in about two years almost. I can get you the link for it

It has a special place despite being outdated

[signal wedge]

I see what he means tho sometimes when people post clips it's a map without the fence

[worn heron]

For sure! Lemme grab it

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[small parcel]

this blood vessel is tormenting

[worn heron]

Windows firewall may flag it because it's from itch.io but it's safe

damn that man got some pecs

[frank scarab]

yummers

[small parcel]

we will reclaim this holy land in the name of allah die you infidels -postal 2 2003

[small parcel]

yes

[worn heron]

Also a note,

If you can reach the top of the rocks in the winter map where a bunch of pillars and an altar is, you can get a huge secret showing you about the development of the game

We are usually on top of it, but sometimes trolls like to get that shock humour.

Typically around here it's a friendly place

[covert edge]

"friendly"

[narrow berry]

Hey @copper hemlock I'm a reformed troll and can attest that blueberry and the mod team are very on top of it. They gave me a run for my money, back when I did bad

[worn heron]

well when you dipweeds aren't "skill issueing" eachother, yes it can be lol

[jolly gorge]

how do I grab willie

[frank scarab]

yes, unless its half sword related (but don't send half sword rule34)

[frank scarab]

e for right hand and q for left hand

[jolly gorge]

thank you officer melon

[worn heron]

you will get instantly banned without appeal here, we follow discords TOS so people 13+ are allowed to be in here (like most discords), so you really shouldn't be sending those things.

[devout hinge]

ethically and morally nsfw memes? not on my watch

[covert edge]

Will you?

[worn heron]

I'm just laying out the rules

[worn heron]

not trying to sound aggressive or condescending if it came off that way

[covert edge]

Mods, ban this man for being suspicious

[devout hinge]

lay out the rules agressively

[worn heron]

We just care about protecting the community here

[worn heron]

NO FUCKING WIZARDS

[covert edge]

1984

I'm literally a wizard

[worn heron]

I'm sorry but please refer to rule 17

you'll have to practice your Sorceries elsewhere

[ripe meteor]

THIS IS BULLSHJIT

[covert edge]

Curse you

[solar leaf]

I seem to have opened the stats osd in game and idk how to make it go away lmao

[ripe meteor]

im casting a hex on you

[worn heron]

you better fucking not

that's literally against the rules

[ripe meteor]

give me my wizard rights or give me death

[covert edge]

I'm casting a fireball at you right now

FIREBALL

[narrow berry]

Thanks again for being so accepting of me changing my ways guys.

I'm glad we can all be tight friends now

[worn heron]

the tiktok witch placing a curse on me for laughing at her

[devout hinge]

id let her

[narrow berry]

With that said, if I could get a position of 'Voice Actor' in the game, I am willing to lend my talents

For NO charge.

[outer flicker]

how do you have gore on? i tried turning it on but i never worked for me.

[narrow berry]

Just exposure.

[narrow berry]

Thats the old old demo

The OLDest one

[worn heron]

I'm sorry you'll have to continue to be a practitioner of the dark arts in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[solar leaf]

@worn heron any idea how to get rid of the on screen display for did and gpu/cpu info?

[outer flicker]

ahh too bad

[worn heron]

Uhhhh

[ripe meteor]

ill take this compromise then

[tribal silo]

im devoted

[humble bloom]

[e-mail]

[worn heron]

we will allow some spells there

no chain lightning

we can't have another tragedy

[worn heron]

can you send a screenshot?

[tribal silo]

demo or playtest?

[worn heron]

It's the old version! Itch.io

[slow anchor]

There's actually an older one

[tribal silo]

ok

[worn heron]

It's our first public release

[jolly gorge]

where can I find the photos I took in game

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

Here's the link if you wanna try it

[tribal silo]

some ugly ahh mf

but thanks

[worn heron]

BRO

[covert edge]

Mods, ban this man

[worn heron]

BE NICE TO FRANKU

[covert edge]

NOW

[worn heron]

[tribal silo]

nah im dedicated to halfsword

[covert edge]

You insulted FrankyKnives, you WRETCH

[ripe meteor]

good luck bossman

[worn heron]

he's our CEO so you better spitshine his boots after that one

[tribal silo]

devs need to update vanity link to the discord redirect in game

[worn heron]

Still?

[tribal silo]

yeah

[worn heron]

Damn, must be waiting for the new update

[tribal silo]

got my link from half sword insta

[worn heron]

It expired a week or so ago

[slow anchor]

That's frank

[covert edge]

Devs, do not give Verb any updates

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/yanderdev-yandere-yandev-frans-milk-gif-13996690266292353679

[frank scarab]

HEY HEY DON'T DISRESPECT LORD FRANKY YOU MOTHER FLIPPER, Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem,

[covert edge]

Nor any gore

[worn heron]

wait guys

Purple name

[solar leaf]

We need gore back asap

[tribal silo]

i boosted

[worn heron]

it's okay he made up for his sibd

Sins

[covert edge]

Nevermind, don't ban him

[jolly gorge]

guys can I have help pls

[frank scarab]

skibidi sins?

[worn heron]

What's up?

[frank scarab]

fuck wrong reply

[jolly gorge]

where can I find the photos I took in game

[ripe meteor]

gore is a LIE

[tribal silo]

in your files

[solar leaf]

THE DEMO SAYS OTHERWISE

[worn heron]

Ohh shit sorry I was gonna reply to that. One sec I'll pull up the process

[jolly gorge]

which ones smartass

[worn heron]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest\VersionTest54\Screenshots

For play test and demo respectively as they are different apps

[tribal silo]

yeah

[worn heron]

here ya go

[tribal silo]

i was about to send

[jolly gorge]

yeah

thanks you

[kind root]

idek how 😭

[tribal silo]

or just go steam, right click, browse local files

and from there

[solar leaf]

Peak

[worn heron]

nw! Sorry I missed it the first time, I got caught up answering another question haha

[ripe meteor]

theres something simple at the itch.io blood thats kinda funny

[jolly gorge]

nah all good bro, thanks

[kind root]

should i spare him?

[worn heron]