halfsword-chat-⚔

[devout hinge]

holy shit ive halfsworded a sword into this guys fucking neck

[soft osprey]

Don’t these make you want me to stay?

[worn heron]

you've already had a 100% vote (7 people voted) for John Halfsword death

[severe seal]

he already dead

[soft osprey]

This man is the cause of all this servers problems we should kill him

[cedar summit]

Change Rokus name to Roku the dunce

[soft osprey]

So I can’t get voted out

[soft osprey]

Shut up loser

[severe seal]

his brother is jane fullsword is here...

[cedar summit]

reported

[brave flicker]

Freaky

[alpine lynx]

why the f**k is it censored

[devout hinge]

why did halfsword call me lester

or leuster

[brave flicker]

becaue it was made by a Fr*nch person

[alpine lynx]

loser

[severe seal]

LLLEESSSTEERRR THE MOLESSSSSETEERRRRRRRR

[soft osprey]

Those aren’t even real

[alpine lynx]

fr*nch are fake

[devout hinge]

thy father

[brave flicker]

ik but they are scary

[worn heron]

that's just how it was on googl

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/randall-recess-snitch-gif-9625258

[severe seal]

ban french

[worn heron]

Roku folks like their memes clean

[soft osprey]

That’s right only love. Like this. All love.

[alpine lynx]

the what

[devout hinge]

wHICH ONE DO I FUCKING PICK

[cedar summit]

Naughty @worn heron

[alpine lynx]

all of them

[severe seal]

all

[soft osprey]

Yes

[worn heron]

what the freak

[severe seal]

pin this we shall see the results...

[brave flicker]

vencord summaries plugin

[severe seal]

thats against the rules!

[devout hinge]

d-d-d--dd-dID YOU SAY METAL GEAR

[prisma pollen]

average fight in half sword

[soft osprey]

Discord plug-ins?

[cedar summit]

Freaky Blueberry

[worn heron]

[brave flicker]

dw its in a vetted process it dosent break tos

[alpine lynx]

metal gooner solid

[devout hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198410544105914463/1247402813059891202/AhaTik_matt_dd_1717474302293.mp4?ex=66c8b526&is=66c763a6&hm=2d42a277ac3ba6a19a14a9e745e1343bda6130a503488e7f6c8063f8fce22165&

[soft osprey]

Are you trying to get your shit hacked? Imagine using discord plug ins

[devout hinge]

OAAAAAA IM SOOOOLID

[brave flicker]

its a built in plugin

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-german-suplex-daniel-bryan-wwe-survivor-series-gif-13000947

[brave flicker]

so i cant get hacked

its in vencord which means they manually checked all iof the code so it isnt malicious

[severe seal]

blueberry dragon was canadian french right

[soft osprey]

Don’t you dare EVER argue with Roku you son of a bitch

[brave flicker]

lok at the no text to speech vencord videos

[severe seal]

something like that

[brave flicker]

im not, im just freaky

[severe seal]

what does even summaries do

[soft osprey]

That’s right you’re not. Cause there is no argument when im always right

[alpine lynx]

blueberry is fr*nch?

[devout hinge]

it summarises dumbass!!

[severe seal]

yes...

[devout hinge]

its in the name!

[brave flicker]

basically uses ai to make a summary on what hapopened so you know, but it gets funny, me and my friends made one which was purely just sex and porn

[severe seal]

HE SAID THAT

BAN

[devout hinge]

sex?

[brave flicker]

what

[devout hinge]

SEX!!!!!!

[brave flicker]

sex!!!

SEEXXXX!!!!!

[brave flicker]

BIG DICKS!!!!

[severe seal]

UH OHHH

[brave flicker]

I LOVE SEX AND BIG DICKSS!!!

[devout hinge]

no

no more freaky

[worn heron]

well that is silly

[devout hinge]

halfsword only

[worn heron]

stop that

[severe seal]

ZAD

[devout hinge]

check out this cool fucking paddle screenshot holy shit its so cool and awesome

[alpine lynx]

rip his head off

[prisma pollen]

im trying to dislocate his arm so fucking bad

[severe seal]

french

[prisma pollen]

is hard

[brave flicker]

Famous last words "Fr*nch is hard"

[alpine lynx]

fr*nch dragon real

[soft osprey]

Blueberry is a Roku in disguise don’t argue with him either

[devout hinge]

probably impossible

[worn heron]

I don't like this ai shit cause it's massively taking what I said out of context lol

[prisma pollen]

if only i could fall

[brave flicker]

these mushrooms are magic

[severe seal]

french

SHUT

UP

[soft osprey]

What does context matter when you’re a Roku? You’re literally always right and people have to listen

[alpine lynx]

blueberry decapitate him

[prisma pollen]

bro is cooked

[devout hinge]

holy fuck i havent seen this axe model before this is cool

[brave flicker]

WOW

[devout hinge]

(its a fucking polearm)

[soft osprey]

The best of polearms

[timid estuary]

No

[severe seal]

@worn heron democracy is cruel

[worn heron]

okay, you know the rules dude. Enough with the fucking xenophobic jokes against french people. You guys realize you have genuinely turned away many french folks because of this shit, and we are not putting up with it anymore.

[devout hinge]

blueberry is not a game seer tho

[severe seal]

joever...

My mistake original gangster.

[alpine lynx]

decapitate him

[devout hinge]

the same way i put up with romanian jokes they should put up with french jokes

[soft osprey]

I love this discord lol

[severe seal]

huh

[worn heron]

I'm putting my foot down, I want all of you to stop it with the anti-french shit.

[brave flicker]

Whoopsie

[prisma pollen]

french people r pretty cool

[alpine lynx]

true

[soft osprey]

Hey bud I’m sure those jokes aren’t cool either

[worn heron]

we don't allow people to make jokes about people's country and culture. If you have issues with it, please contact us

[brave flicker]

your human rights have been rovked.

[devout hinge]

holy shit what the fuck is this

[prisma pollen]

idk so much people hate them just based off of sterotypes

or "hate"

[alpine lynx]

trueing streak

[severe seal]

uh

glue?

[brave flicker]

bro nuke fr*nce fr

[prisma pollen]

like most people who hate them probably haven't even spoken to a single french person

[worn heron]

oxidation

[prisma pollen]

or gone to france

[severe seal]

buddy he said stop

[soft osprey]

Nobody actually hates French people it’s a meme, it just goes too far a lot of times lol. Realistically nobody has any actual reasons to be against French

[severe seal]

stop contiuning it

🙏

[devout hinge]

but its leather and metal

[prisma pollen]

exactly

[alpine lynx]

why is the brown leather thing blue tho

[craggy ore]

stereotypes often exist based on truth...

[brave flicker]

i thought that was about me screaming sex

[alpine lynx]

also is the metal rusting

[worn heron]

actually you're right

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/note-write-gif-18812738

[worn heron]

odd

[brave flicker]

metal gear rusting reveangance

[prisma pollen]

it gives a really bad impression though and it's probably very annoying for french people to hear all the time

[alpine lynx]

metal gooner

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-shat-self-rn-gif-25710820

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-metal-gear-sundowner-metal-gear-rising-im-fine-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-gif-25690099

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/pheezy-trey-songz-going-crazy-crash-out-gif-3800836952683496968

[devout hinge]

went to #references♥_1450-1470 those nerds probably know

[alpine lynx]

who the fuck is that guy

[worn heron]

We know it's a meme, the issue is that, I've had multiple people come to me in dms or modmail asking if they're welcome in the server, because they are French. That's not a vibe we wanna portray

[soft osprey]

Stereotypes CAN come from reality but it’s often just racism or other types of hatred mixed with being judgemental and..stupid

[brave flicker]

YOU DONT KNOW SUNDOWNER?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207715685090988064/1275557068845355038/caption.gif

[lime oyster]

jousting should be added

[brave flicker]

real

[soft osprey]

I get it brother. Wouldn’t want people to not feel welcome for sure

[alpine lynx]

how would horses work

[prisma pollen]

lke its still hate, nobody wants to hear being hated on every single discord server they join

[lime oyster]

idfk horse?

[devout hinge]

like in tabs

[alpine lynx]

true

[worn heron]

cool ass guy from metal Gear Revengance

[severe seal]

he is more than cool

[brave flicker]

REAL

BRO HE ISNT COOL

[worn heron]

[brave flicker]

HE FUCKING INVINCIBLE

[prisma pollen]

jetram rasm

[brave flicker]

plus he has the best soundtrack

[devout hinge]

isnt he also in mgs3 he looks like one of the bosses

the sorrow

[soft osprey]

Fr, though everyone shits on certain people. Can’t tell you how often I get called a nazi when I let it be known I’m German lol

[brave flicker]

no

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/black-myth-wukong-wukong-black-myth-gif-13206487239975486997

[brave flicker]

hes only in reveangance

[alpine lynx]

is that the goonkong

[jovial pewter]

THERE IS FIRST PERSON

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/goidrain-monkey-monky-monke-monkey-banana-gif-14291974330062694179

[worn heron]

no just cut his shields in the direction the fancy lights show

Only took me like what

[prisma pollen]

to alot of people its very insulting to associate a certain person with that

[severe seal]

me when

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-revengeance-raiden-sundowner-get-real-gif-23093937

[worn heron]

50 fucking tries to figure that one out

[prisma pollen]

because its a terrible thing to say

[brave flicker]

bro being deadass here, jetstream sam isnt the most fun boss (controversial)

[soft osprey]

If you say anything positive about hitler or nazis in Germany not only will you get your shit kicked in but most likely arrested too.

[worn heron]

Yeah like that's terrible, that's not something you should have to put up with.

[brave flicker]

bro but still, hes super fucking cool

[devout hinge]

I DONT WANT THIS TO BE THE END OF MY WILLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[prisma pollen]

people say stuff like that on the internet because its the internet, most people won't dare say shit like that to an actual person face to face

[severe seal]

people still do that?

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-monkey-silly-gif-17395248

[severe seal]

i thought they stopped with that

[prisma pollen]

because its just completly uncalled for

[brave flicker]

thats fucked

[worn heron]

vibe

[soft osprey]

Oh yeah. Not here I’ll say, as stupid as half sworders can be generally they’re all nice

[cedar summit]

Comp can’t play wukong. 😦

[soft osprey]

Mike Tyson said something about that lol

[brave flicker]

Red sun, Red sun over paradise

[alpine lynx]

yeah he did

[prisma pollen]

its generally all the same feeling when a people of a country are being thrown disrespect because of a certain sterotype, to where the person could be aware of it but most will take it as genuine disrespect and an insult

[brave flicker]

golden rays of the glorious sunshine

sending down such a blood red light

[woeful bolt]

Is there any settings to able unlock blood in playtest?

[alpine lynx]

no

[woeful bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[alpine lynx]

just wait a bit goob

[humble bloom]

Secret

[prisma pollen]

like if you wouldn't say something to a person in real life you probably shouldn't say it in general

[alpine lynx]

its worth the wait

[worn heron]

alright folks I'm getting in the shower, don't steer the conversation too political I trust yall can talk chill

nvm

Kepontrucken here

[prisma pollen]

bro said nah to the shower

[soft osprey]

Germans living in Germany, it’s no joke at all. It’s a very serious matter that Germans have a lot of regret and guilt over. I was born and raised and moved to the USA as a teen so I got it a lot more than an average German would. Which, sucked for a long time but tbh you get used to the hate eventually as sad as it sounds lol

[prisma pollen]

a real og

[humble bloom]

Im going to make the conversation more political than it has ever been in all its existence

Obamna

[jolly gorge]

Shmiglebooger

[alpine lynx]

kepontrucken W

[humble bloom]

SODA

[worn heron]

[humble bloom]

Ok done

[devout hinge]

UNHELATHY

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/barack-obama-gif-14713645611577259969

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[worn heron]

okay bye guys brb

[alpine lynx]

it is so over

[worn heron]

[alpine lynx]

joever

[prisma pollen]

people who are actively online get used to the hate because what can you do about it, but some people will of course fight a person over it if its in person

its a pretty high insult not only to their country, people and themselves

[signal wedge]

Omg dlueberry blagon hi

[alpine lynx]

raspberry lizard

[tender quest]

Fruit newt

[prisma pollen]

but its a personal insult, like if you walked up to a grown man in american making fun of shootings your probably gonna get in some trouble, especially if he's a father

[alpine lynx]

america doesnt even have the worst shootings

[signal wedge]

what the sigma

[prisma pollen]

thats not really the point, america is sterotyped for having school shootings/anything like that

[alpine lynx]

yes im saying the stereotype is stupid

[prisma pollen]

and people make fun of it all the time, just insensitive

[signal wedge]

It's not a stereotype if it actually happens lmao

[brave flicker]

HES FUCKIN INVINCIBLE! (medieval sundowner)_

[prisma pollen]

if it happens alot all the worse for people to make fun of

[alpine lynx]

medieval sungooner

[signal wedge]

Yeah its pretty bad

[brave flicker]

MoonUpper

[devout hinge]

i mace people like that for breakfast

[prisma pollen]

its really just used to hate on america, to give something to hate another people for

[brave flicker]

NOOOO

[alpine lynx]

true

[prisma pollen]

or dislike

alot of people call it dark humor but really its just morbid "humor"

[signal wedge]

Uh oh its roku

[prisma pollen]

we need moto

[soft osprey]

Europeans claiming America is the most racist country while ignoring anything to do with gypsies or..other Europeans lol

[prisma pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/motorola-one-logo-gif-12968272

[prisma pollen]

balkans:

[devout hinge]

hey

hey

fuck you

[soft osprey]

At least buy me dinner first

[devout hinge]

ill not comment further

[signal wedge]

At least ask me for permission first

[alpine lynx]

true lmfao

i live in the balkans

[humble bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-early-goodmorning-fuck-you-neighbors-gif-5273723

Europe

[soft osprey]

What it’s true. Europeans shit on travelers any chance they can get

Just like the whole school shooting thing in America

[devout hinge]

you shouldnt comment further either

[soft osprey]

Oh but I will if I have something to say. You’re lucky my point ends there

[signal wedge]

Roku stinky

[devout hinge]

im not lucky youre just ignorant of all the bad things they're doing

[soft osprey]

Bruh so you’re AGREEING with the hatred? FFS

[devout hinge]

its normal to hate people that do bad things

[devout hinge]

i dont hate the gypsies that are good

[soft osprey]

Wow lmfao

[devout hinge]

hell i have several gypsy friends

theyre nice

[soft osprey]

That’s incredibly ignorant and racist/xenophobic lol

[humble bloom]

Have a discussion on harmful stereotypes and xenophobic langauge.

Everyone reveals their favorite harmful stereotypes and gets xenophobic

[signal wedge]

"I'm not racist I have black friends" ahh argument

[soft osprey]

“I have black friends so I can say it” energy

[humble bloom]

Every single time

[prisma pollen]

i just think hate in general is bad

[signal wedge]

True queen

Unless they're wasps

[prisma pollen]

dosen't matter really where from hate of a people is rediculous and childish

[signal wedge]

Fuck wasps

[soft osprey]

True

[signal wedge]

And mosquitoes

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[devout hinge]

theyre bastards

[soft osprey]

#1 killer in the world

[alpine lynx]

based

[prisma pollen]

any normal person with a public education in the united states of america is generally taught this but people still manage to construe it

[devout hinge]

those are the things that should be hated

[alpine lynx]

fuck insects in general

[devout hinge]

fake!

[alpine lynx]

they suck

[prisma pollen]

silkworms?

[soft osprey]

I wouldn’t

[signal wedge]

Some insects are cool tho

Like weevils

[alpine lynx]

not them

[prisma pollen]

bees for honey?

[alpine lynx]

not those too

[signal wedge]

Bees are epic

[prisma pollen]

Polintators?

[alpine lynx]

the insects that arent cool

[prisma pollen]

Butterflies?

[prisma pollen]

ones that take your blood?

[signal wedge]

Butterflies creep me out

[devout hinge]

youre weird!

[alpine lynx]

flies wasps mosquitoes spiders etc

[signal wedge]

Moths are cuter than butterflies and I'll die on that hill

[alpine lynx]

literally me

[alpine lynx]

they both suck

[prisma pollen]

fair opinion to be honest, i just think their all equal

[alpine lynx]

ants are chill

[worn heron]

ants are pretty cool tbh

[alpine lynx]

read the post above

goober

[prisma pollen]

ants are useful decomposers

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/mothontwt-moth-gif-2798033199970209692

[worn heron]

I just mega reacted to it

double goober

[alpine lynx]

also

I FUCKING HATE POTATO BEETLES

AND ROACHES

[worn heron]

I think it's cool when ants do all their lil chores as a hivemind because they have no greater purpose other than
lift

[worn heron]

unbeweevible

[signal wedge]

Weevil gang

[worn heron]

Norton will not stand for this

[signal wedge]

Snoots and boots

[alpine lynx]

dung beetles are chill

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

[alpine lynx]

thats a rhino beetle

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-weevil-intentions-evil-bug-gif-10939745778306086252

[signal wedge]

Hear me out

[alpine lynx]

fly intentions

[worn heron]

oh boy he boutta drill

[alpine lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/fly-insect-bug-evil-plot-gif-5650927

[worn heron]

c'mon it's common table manners to wipe your hands before a meal

weevil and fly got this down

[signal wedge]

Total fly death

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/weevil-acorn-gif-17058122673893241716

drilling

[signal wedge]

Blueberry why is my name silly sword now

[worn heron]

I dunno

[signal wedge]

I didn't change it 😭

[alpine lynx]

i love smacking roaches, flies and mosquitoes with the mosquito smacker 2000

[devout hinge]

i dont think his silly ahh mouth pipe can drill thru that

[worn heron]

merry Christmas, Mod Abuse is your gift

[signal wedge]

Buh

[worn heron]

give him time he's doing his best, that's what it's for

[signal wedge]

Blueberries are lame 😠

[alpine lynx]

mantises suck

[prisma pollen]

im trying to throw this gu

[alpine lynx]

true...

[worn heron]

I know you don't feel that way

[devout hinge]

with infinite time anyone can do anything, but we dont have infinite time

[alpine lynx]

dried blueberries goated tho

[worn heron]

you have a nice ahh smoothie

[prisma pollen]

trying to wrestle in half sword is so goofy

[signal wedge]

You're right 😞

[devout hinge]

so one must figure out how to do anything within a limited amount of time

[worn heron]

it's all cuzza da blueberr

[alpine lynx]

raspberry lizard

[worn heron]

infinite possibilities

so much to do, so many things to learn

[dapper saffron]

Are there any major updates planned for the playtest within the time the TGS is still going on?

[worn heron]

I shall... Watch two crackheads fight in the street

[devout hinge]

maybe kicking?

and new armor

[worn heron]

Hopefully should be pushing out at least one more

[dapper saffron]

Oh there is quite a bit of time left

A little more than a month

[devout hinge]

as a person with a "fuck the world" jacket once said:

[cedar summit]

yo momma a fish

[alpine lynx]

willie with a willy when

[devout hinge]

yo momma made of ashes

[alpine lynx]

yo momma a skibidi toilet

[wise halo]

wazaaa

[devout hinge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[dapper saffron]

aren't we all

[devout hinge]

no

we are made out of spacedust!!

[prisma pollen]

i managed to finally throw my first enemy over me

[dapper saffron]

Then why is it that we all turn to ash when heated? 🤔

[prisma pollen]

took a while

[devout hinge]

im heated rn got a fucking temp of 38C

my ass is not ash

[dapper saffron]

That's not that hot

[devout hinge]

it is considered a fever tho

[soft osprey]

You need at LEAST 1400 Fahrenheit to be ash. And you’re not as hot as Roku so that can’t happen

[dapper saffron]

It's 102 out right now (f)

[devout hinge]

no idea what that is

im a real person sorry

[soft osprey]

I’d like to advertise the most important thing in this discord real quick

#1270577738826256536

[dapper saffron]

No you're romanian

[soft osprey]

I’m begging someone to post

[soft osprey]

Oh no it’s going back

[devout hinge]

1984 im calling the mods on you

[dapper saffron]

Don't steal the moderation team 🥺

[devout hinge]

my speech against a certain people shall now begin:

[alpine lynx]

@worn heron decapitate him for xenophobia

[soft osprey]

Quick everyone dogpile him

[soft osprey]

Bad

[dapper saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/imperial-parade-warhammer40k-imperial-guard-space-marines-dreadnought-gif-22382055

Xenophobia is unfathomably based

I fucking hate aliens

[prisma pollen]

are those the parm marines

[soft osprey]

Oooo you’re gonna be in troooouble

[devout hinge]

all xenophobia will be gone when the aliens invade us

then real xenophobia will begin

[dapper saffron]

Stupid fucking greenskins

I HATE ALIENS

The space kind

[prisma pollen]

guys

any new updates on the gnomes vs knights?

[devout hinge]

when i think of aliens i think gray

[sick gale]

how long does it take for stuff to despawn in the playtest? the arena one

[vast current]

gnomes vs knights is such a 4 year olds humour bs joke that needs to be exterminated from the worldwide web

[dapper saffron]

For me it's either green green or the green that is kind of muted so it looks like grey

[devout hinge]

ceasefire of 1540s following the development of the musket

[prisma pollen]

true

[sick gale]

because i was in a fight till all bodies vanished lol

[soft osprey]

It’s always been green not grey. They call them little green men for a reason damnit

[devout hinge]

i didnt even know stuff can depsawn in the playtest

[sick gale]

neither did i

[alpine lynx]

true...

[idle crane]

Dead bodies can but I think that's it

[prisma pollen]

but its so fucking stupid its funny

[dapper saffron]

Knights cooler

[sick gale]

i think so too? nothing else vanished

as far i saw

[dapper saffron]

Gnomes are short and not the cool kind of short

dwarves better than gnomes

[devout hinge]

holy shit ive been rekted by a maceguy

[vast current]

duendes >>>

[sick gale]

but i also learnt today that there is regen in the arena playtest

[idle crane]

He has clearly been keeping up with the mace man's guild

[dapper saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/cartman-gnome-hit-south-park-gif-17376514

[idle crane]

Oh it's gang now when did that happen

[vast current]

https://tenor.com/view/hogwarts-hogwarts-legacy-elf-elf-de-maison-houseelf-gif-27536357

[devout hinge]

hell yeah brother

[vast current]

you sound like you’re 12 years old and have been smoking cigs for 11 of those

[devout hinge]

sounds like an average 15 year old or something like that

[vast current]

ok

[dapper saffron]

You are a femboy

[vast current]

on god he is

[soft osprey]

Brave is the man who posts voice in here

[slow eagle]

guys, how do I enter the fist fight mode?

[vast current]

brave and foolish are not to be confused

[prisma pollen]

the frisian hug

[sick gale]

bottom of the things

[vast current]

battyboy

[gusty kestrel]

what

[slow eagle]

what?

[soft osprey]

What

[sick gale]

when you are choosing your armor

[devout hinge]

what do you mean by fistfight mode tho

[dapper saffron]

"umm.... nuh uh!!! x3" head ahh

[sick gale]

go to the bottom one with nothing

then its fists only

[slow eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6oBhOb97F4&t=102s

[devout hinge]

thats the playtest which you can request on the steam page

[soft osprey]

bud, I've got 326.6 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 3 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system, either you fist more people and git gud. OR I FIST YOU HARD AND MAKE YOU CRY FOR MERCY.

[idle crane]

[tight frigate]

best quality photo

[devout hinge]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536

[idle crane]

Roku shall be excited

[soft osprey]

I love you

[tight frigate]

i love me too

[sick gale]

okay?

[soft osprey]

OkAy

[prisma pollen]

fiore did not teach me this

[tight frigate]

ambata chirp

[sick gale]

yeah "okay" why tf would i care?

[tight frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/sparrow-sparrow-bird-momo's-sound-diary-chirp-chirp-chirp-gif-7385573736692715943

[soft osprey]

Did you even fuckin read it you dunce

[tight frigate]

lol

[sick gale]

i did but again why would i care? good copy pasta

[tight frigate]

bro only read the hours

[soft osprey]

Good lord

[tight frigate]

wym copy pasta its his thing

blud how long have you been here?

[dapper saffron]

Aren't you a little ball of sunshine

[tight frigate]

crazy

nah hes a ball of moonshine

[sick gale]

i dont actively join chat i randomly pop in

[devout hinge]

why are we hating on this guy roku deserves all the hate one can get

[soft osprey]

It’s not mine but it’s another edit to the original

[tight frigate]

great but why would i care

[sick gale]

since you actively asked if i was new here

[soft osprey]

Shut up ugly

[tight frigate]

not rlly

[devout hinge]

make me 😳

[dapper saffron]

Ok do you use youtube shorts.

[soft osprey]

Did you come in here just to be a clown lol

[tight frigate]

ok so about that

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-pout-pouting-tantrum-angry-gif-26538403

[tight frigate]

i uhm

idk how to say this

but

i watch a video

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[tight frigate]

then i randomly

[twilit granite]

[vast current]

hop on gay sex sword

[sick gale]

were you always a cunt?

[tight frigate]

uhm

[devout hinge]

youre being an ass for no reason tho

[tight frigate]

then a short comes up

and then i watch it

[soft osprey]

Jesus fuckin Christ pull the stick out your ass.

[soft osprey]

Being an ass? I sent a copy pasta and he got mad

[vast current]

ong

[tight frigate]

but i do not watch it like these braindead kiddies

[dapper saffron]

Okay we get you're having a bad day but we do not care, take a breath and go outside.

[prisma pollen]

me boy is being quite offly asshole rashole

[devout hinge]

he didnt get mad tho

[vast current]

what kind of copypasta

[sick gale]

i am actively having quite a nice day actually

[dapper saffron]

You said blud, that is youtube short lingo

[devout hinge]

you straight up ragebaited him @soft osprey

and he fell

[tight frigate]

wtf is a lingo

[dapper saffron]

Is your idea of a nice day yapping on discord?

[twilit granite]

Ok bluddy

[prisma pollen]

that's not even rage bait though

[dapper saffron]

ok yeah

[tight frigate]

blud is slang little pluh

[vast current]

depends if ur jamaican or not

[prisma pollen]

it was just a post

[soft osprey]

It’s fine lol someone is always sensitive

[tight frigate]

wym ive heard of bingo but not "lingo"

[sick gale]

nah college was just good

[vast current]

bro said pluh💀💀 i tried defending ur lil ass but wtf is pluh

[tight frigate]

i honestly dont know what u talkin abt

[tight frigate]

good question cuz idek

[vast current]

how old r u bro

[tight frigate]

my dear sweet bluddington of the most bluddiest

[vast current]

so… 7?

[tight frigate]

idk ask pluh master

LOL

7 is crazy

[vast current]

not lol

no one laughed

[prisma pollen]

like the 'copy paste' is so fucking obsurdly rediculous and clearly satire, you would have to be blind to see it not as that

[devout hinge]

pluh master

[tight frigate]

and hes a bit stupid too

[tight frigate]

yes the master of pluhs

[dapper saffron]

You are about 12 years old

[tight frigate]

wtf is a jargon

[soft osprey]

I think it ruined his day

[vast current]

lingo is such a universal word who doesn’t know lingo

[sick gale]

not really no

[tight frigate]

so you bring up lingo and that determines my age?

[vast current]

bro stop defending this weirdo

[tight frigate]

thats a w

[velvet spade]

when is blood coming

[idle crane]

What are y'all yapping about? Go to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 if it isn't halfsword related

[prisma pollen]

a conjunction of nonsensical words (most of the time)

[dapper saffron]

He's allergic to mildly funny discord chats

[devout hinge]

sometime after september 28th

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽 a

[sick gale]

i am not defending anyone? his rage bait was bad and i was confused by what he sent originally and responded with "okay" and he went off

[tight frigate]

no ❌

[dapper saffron]

Yeah

[vast current]

ok

[soft osprey]

Jesus I sent back okay also lol settle down

[tight frigate]

are you okay?

[prisma pollen]

not knowing basic vocabulary dosen't mean shit about someones age

[velvet spade]

i want to cut people open 😡

[soft osprey]

Everyone is too worked up rn

[dapper saffron]

Why don't you know an extremely common word 😭

[vast current]

yes it does

[idle crane]

[prisma pollen]

i think most people know what lingo is as a word probably before the age of 10

[tight frigate]

i aint never seen someone say lingo

[jolly gorge]

@viral meteor

[tight frigate]

aint common bud

[vast current]

it’s very common

[sick gale]

i am settled down if you think i am worked up that is not my issue

[prisma pollen]

completly depends on someones worldly experience, location and education

[tight frigate]

buddy

in my entire life

of 2 years

[prisma pollen]

what country is bro in

[tight frigate]

have i never

[dapper saffron]

He uses youtube shorts

[soft osprey]

Then stop tryna argue with me about it ffs

[tight frigate]

heard anyone say lingo

[tight frigate]

belgium

[vast current]

bro switched sides about 4 times remove urself fn

[velvet spade]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-gif-1771696518054862294

[dapper saffron]

Do you talk to other kids at school, do you go outside

[tight frigate]

i use youtube and tiktok not that npc ahh place

[sick gale]

i am not arguing with you about anything really, just responding to what you say.

[prisma pollen]

im not picking a side

[vast current]

shut up then

simple

[tight frigate]

im beginning to think you are a weirdo

[prisma pollen]

there is no sides its a discord chat my dude

[alpine lynx]

who the fuck says npc

[tight frigate]

free feet pics

[dapper saffron]

You are literally the definition of an npc, "erm npc blud ahh place hahaha!"

[tight frigate]

you just said it

[tight frigate]

god you are corny

[vast current]

there are still sides in a discord chat

you are mentally crippled

[soft osprey]

Nice day huh

[velvet spade]

https://tenor.com/view/teen-wolf-derek-hale-gif-26187901

[tight frigate]

how is that even possible

[vast current]

it’s called brain deformations

[dapper saffron]

This is coming from the child who doesn't know of very insanely common words 😂

[prisma pollen]

i am def not on the side of stinky, because he's clearly got some issues

[vast current]

which you likely have

[velvet spade]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-alpha-wolf-alpha-wolf-the-weak-should-quiver-gif-17759401881362908244

[vast current]

mantic is going to spank us

[tight frigate]

blud no way u talkin about me when beanz posting this stuff

[vast current]

just wait

[soft osprey]

I’m on whoever’s winning side

[dapper saffron]

He's making fun of you

[tight frigate]

buddy im from belgium idc about your silly ahh words

[vast current]

belgium explains it

[idle crane]

Can you please non halfsword related topics to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 please

[tight frigate]

so? is he not allowed?

[prisma pollen]

get outta of here

[tight frigate]

he can make fun of me when he wants

[prisma pollen]

you just said silly ahh

[tight frigate]

he has the rights

[velvet spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/929807268994744340/1007885938896158781/attachment.gif

[tight frigate]

you just said it

[vast current]

bro is legit taking it like a good boy

[devout hinge]

open fire!!!!!!

[soft osprey]

4th times the charm maybe

[dapper saffron]

Eat some waffles and quit your idiotic yapping

[tight frigate]

oh yes i am my sweet boy

[twilit granite]

Half sword is cool

[vast current]

battyyyyboyyyy

[tight frigate]

i hate waffles

[velvet spade]

gettem

[vast current]

legit gay

[prisma pollen]

indeed good sire

[dapper saffron]

You literally said you're from belgium stfu

[devout hinge]

i can make a very funny joke about germany right now 🧌

[vast current]

just put half sword at the end of ur message and it counts

[tight frigate]

so?

god you are weird

[alpine lynx]

@idle crane decapitate him

[prisma pollen]

only in half sword chat

[alpine lynx]

n word

[rotund saffron]

im german

[devout hinge]

he's german too

[uneven trout]

played enough playtest, time to go for demo to get some gore

[devout hinge]

i was joking

i wont do it

[velvet spade]

your a loser

[prisma pollen]

connor mc hanz

[vast current]

ok gorilla

[dapper saffron]

You can't come up with anything new? You just keep saying the same thing lmfao

[alpine lynx]

youre idiot

dumbass

[dapper saffron]

Do you not know what belgium is?

[velvet spade]

speak english

[tight frigate]

yh u on crack or smthn

[dapper saffron]

yu'ore

[dapper saffron]

LMFAO

[tight frigate]

english pls

[prisma pollen]

leave the halfsword chat

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽

[dapper saffron]

"English please!! 🧇 🇧🇪 "

[velvet spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229768579449225236/1229843114823389304/thug.gif

[tight frigate]

tf u put a waffle in for

[devout hinge]

when will you do something like this chat

[prisma pollen]

use the tride and true "geting some milk" method instead

[tight frigate]

its not that hard

[devout hinge]

then do it

because it is hard

[dapper saffron]

I don't think you're from belgium

[tight frigate]

ok

[tight frigate]

k you can think what you want

[dapper saffron]

I know lil bro

[tight frigate]

and imma accept demi's challenge

[prisma pollen]

nobody wants you in the chat

[velvet spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/908789489906909187/1195930562758717490/attachment.gif

[jolly gorge]

The Half Sword play test don`t have gore?

[tight frigate]

newbie go explore channels instead of talking

[prisma pollen]

stop typing

[devout hinge]

youve been posting these for 5 minutes straight no one cares bro

[tight frigate]

shhhh 🫃 🪽

[idle crane]

Everyone who doesn't take non halfsword related topics to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794 will be receiving a mute

[devout hinge]

no it doesnt have gore

[dapper saffron]

Go explore the belgian culture instead of asking "why did you put a waffle?"

[jolly gorge]

Oh ok

[rotund pulsar]

why is there no blood in the playtest?

[dapper saffron]

I agree @tight frigate

[prisma pollen]

lets talk about halfsword, stinkers

[devout hinge]

it will come back sometime after september 28th

[tight frigate]

you the one who ,started it lmao

[dapper saffron]

@idle crane

[rotund pulsar]

why is there no blood in the playtest?\

[tight frigate]

who wants free feet

of willie

[devout hinge]

new gore isnt finished and old gore isnt compatible

[rotund pulsar]

ok

[rotund saffron]

how can you all play the playtest without gore

[tight frigate]

cuz yes

[jolly gorge]

Oh ok, tysm

[tight frigate]

cuz its fun

[prisma pollen]

i don't know

ask fiore my god

[devout hinge]

you play to get good

[rotund saffron]

yeah but it dont feel right

[prisma pollen]

fiore is my lord

[tight frigate]

you will get used to it

[rotund saffron]

Ok

[dapper saffron]

Gore is just a nice edition but it isn't needed to play the game

[rotund saffron]

yes ur right

[tight frigate]

claim your free trash quality willie feet pics here 🫃 🪽

[velvet spade]

just play melee mode and beat the brakes of people

[prisma pollen]

im not gonna fucking lie

all of the sword manual drawings are fucking dogshit

floweers of battle

ugly

[dapper saffron]

The first ever audio recording sounds like shit

[prisma pollen]

its kinda funny to think how bad the sword manual drawings ended up, they still work though

bud is being trolled

[abstract geyser]

Aim for the back of the head
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwI45VZrXWYYiFPMu/d1337kab6yC5?invite=cr-MSw3bjMsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[nova tiger]

so why is picking a body part instead of a weapon on the ground still a thing

[idle crane]

Yall got any idea for a HS youtube video?

[devout hinge]

something that would remind you of dishonored

[idle crane]

I aint corvo neither is willie how do i do that>

?

[devout hinge]

idk do cool ass parries and move fast

[idle crane]

Im not that good

[devout hinge]

like dodge an overhead swing by going into your enemy

cool shit like that

[jolly gorge]

does the demo only have 1 gamemode (shown in the pic)

[wind fern]

is there any estimated price?

[devout hinge]

yes

[jolly gorge]

so I have to wait till someone accepts the request i made in steam

[idle crane]

Indie price range. which isnt much info but oh well

[wind fern]

yes, for me it was like 5 min

[jolly gorge]

oh

[idle crane]

12 hours max usually less

[jolly gorge]

Where do I get the notification'

[wind fern]

but could you tell in $? i dont buy indie games

[abstract geyser]

Do a video where you start on the demo version running around doing weird azz crazy stuff, then mid swing, transition into the play test version into a proper fight entering in slow-mo with sword clashes, then speed up and cut to other weapons and some slo-mo hits, before going back to the demo and doing something weird or gruesome, then cut to a half screen showing both versions side by side and finish with a "there's something for everybody" text overlay.

Or something like that.

[wind fern]

you will see it on steam as separate game

[nova tiger]

why is a graphics menu still work in progress when i can just edit the ini??????

[jolly gorge]

oh okay thank yall for the inf

[idle crane]

like $5 to $40 its a big range. it doesnt really mean much

[wind fern]

oh ok

[full creek]

Yo, is it just me who ends up moving forward against my will when I try to attack someone laying down?

[wind fern]

also happens to me, very annoying

[idle crane]

you also get an email

[full creek]

okay, so it's not me doing something weird then

[wind fern]

i just push s helps a little

[idle crane]

its an issue with the auto balancing. im sure it will be fixed at some point

[soft osprey]

Is the fighting over is it safe now

[full creek]

Ah okay, makes sense

[idle crane]

We are now halfsword related

[devout hinge]

i am so ready to start it again

[warped hedge]

Chat i just somehow killed my game

[full creek]

oh no

[abstract geyser]

was my HS youtube video suggestion not good enough for ya huh?

[devout hinge]

did you toggle dx12

[warped hedge]

Yes

[devout hinge]

happens

[warped hedge]

What does it do

[devout hinge]

makes the game look a bit better but has shit performance and can crash your game

[warped hedge]

I cant change the setting

[devout hinge]

go to properties and write -dx11 in launch options

[idle crane]

It was a good idea but im feeling lazy today which is why i was asking for an idea. i will keep it in mind tho soundds fun

[warped hedge]

It says its allocating too much memory so it wont open the game

[warped hedge]

Ima see latr

[abstract geyser]

You could esily make it a 30 second clip that switches between Demo mode chaos and fighting finesse in the play test

[inner moon]

Do we know when the next update will be?

[abstract geyser]

Only need transitions and slowmo really

[idle crane]

but that sounds like alot of editing and clip collecting

[devout hinge]

my willie reaction

[rotund saffron]

what does lock on strengh mean

[hot fog]

i js found out you can change characters

[warped hedge]

How well it locks on

[abstract geyser]

Wouldn't you have a massive collection of HS shorts you've already recorded?

[devout hinge]

youre smater than most popular streamers that played this game

[rotund saffron]

wich value is the best for it?

[hot fog]

this should be a gameshow are you smarter than a streamer

[warped hedge]

Mines regular

[idle crane]

if you press F you can lock on to enemies. Lock on strenght changes how much it snaps

[rotund saffron]

but what does that do exactly

[idle crane]

Yeah but especially the demo ones are old so i would have to go on a hunt for the good ones

[warped hedge]

Locks on to enemys head thats infront of u

[rotund saffron]

ah ok

[full creek]

I tripped over my spear...

xD

I held it behind my leg somehow, and just faceplanted

[warped hedge]

Its helpful if u dont wanna turn and stop swinging

Or getting downed enemys

[abstract geyser]

Are play test videos technically the studios property? you could screen record a bunch off Medal

[idle crane]

You own your PT videos as far as im aware.

[umbral rampart]

nah, i'd win

[warped hedge]

Bros cooked

[abstract geyser]

I thought most devs always snuck a "any content generated form this game blah blah is our property, playing this game you agree to this blah.."

[warped hedge]

Nda

[warped hedge]

Why would they be

[devout hinge]

thats not what an NDA means cuh

[prisma pollen]

easy with scythe

[abstract geyser]

huh? its not non discloure related

[warped hedge]

Shhh u violated it

[idle crane]

Ill ask about it but im pretty sure you own whatever yuo record

[devout hinge]

itd be cool if devs do a comp of our clips and credit us

[hot fog]

yh but if you were a dev would you do that id be too lazy

[warped hedge]

What if they add a pvp tournament game mode

[umbral rampart]

I mean the 4 of em have scythes too

[idle crane]

Game seer. As well as publishing they are also kinda a marketing team

[prisma pollen]

be faster

[umbral rampart]

makes sense

[hot fog]

fairs

[small parcel]

dunno what this is ima post it since its halfsword related

[umbral rampart]

gang beating part 2

[warped hedge]

How to get first person

[umbral rampart]

V

[small parcel]

click v

[warped hedge]

O

[umbral rampart]

I gotta do one with like 8 repeats of the knight

[small parcel]

i neither know what this is but its half sword related

[uneven trout]

didn't know there was airplanes in this game

[small parcel]

postal 1 is a masterpiece

2 is also a fucking masterpiece

[abstract geyser]

Also it wasn't a fluke, I'm getting better at this one shot KO lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwIswzz5uRto7Il8V/d1337owKpR0R?invite=cr-MSw0bWMsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[idle crane]

nice

[naive juniper]

Is this game online multiplayer???

[abstract geyser]

It is.... in my dreams

[full creek]

I mean, this in multiplayer would be funny haha

I don't know how I won

I didn't see it

[abstract geyser]

Neither did we lol

[full creek]

xD

[abstract geyser]

First person for the fist fights works pretty well

[idle crane]

skip to 12 for gameplay

[full creek]

I almost won, then I tripped and landed on my opponent's blade... xD

Lady luck was not on my side

[devout hinge]

atleast post the photo in #photography📷

[full creek]

I should probably done as well :x

Sorry bout that 😅

[fickle fog]

oh wow that looks way more refined than berserker runs i've been doing in the demo

[idle crane]

done

[abstract geyser]

sometimes a thrust is all you need lol
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwIzWpK9gb21RjPXL/d1337w4FNQfu?invite=cr-MSx3aXAsMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[abstract geyser]

The demo definitely rewards berserker mode to an extent, if even just for the visual chaos lol

[scarlet vortex]

Beyblade Beyblade let it rip

[fickle fog]

nothin quite like hacking someone to bits with an axe

[pearl arrow]

I condemn it

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/im-a-beyblade-twirling-turning-around-dancing-break-dance-gif-14605948

Gotta love Ricky lol.
before anyone gets mad at me

[grave aurora]

strong left

[grave aurora]

well no ricky berwick is weird
disability doesn't disqualify you from being a bad person

[glossy sonnet]

What makes him bad?

[soft osprey]

How is he weird? I also didn’t say he’s a good person, but he’s hilarious. It’s not easy to make fun of your own disability and he takes it in stride

[full creek]

I almost won by headbutting my opponent

[soft osprey]

Good job son keep that up and soon you’ll lose enough brain cells to be able to join the us marines

[full creek]

🤣

oh lord

[grave aurora]

posting iffy shit on twitter like everybody else and associating with even iffier people

[grave aurora]

instant concussion machine right here

[glossy sonnet]

For example?

[soft osprey]

That doesn’t tell me anything. But from what you’re saying, I assume he just posted some stuff that goes against your political or general ideology and that doesn’t make anyone a bad person

[narrow berry]

None of these videos impress me. All of your combat is lacking in grace. I will train none of you.

[dapper saffron]

What did ricky berwick even do

[full creek]

Yeah xD

also managed to win by throwing a warhammer

[glossy sonnet]

Ricky is derpy and funny.

Also very brave for showing his disability so openly

But of course if he is a bad person please provide proof

[soft osprey]

There is none really, like I said because they’re talking about twitter and who he hangs with it’s obvious it’s just stuff that he disagrees with and goes against his political or general ideology

[scarlet vortex]

I just wanted to share a guy beyblading 💀

[glossy sonnet]

And i thank you for that gif 🙂

[soft osprey]

Me too brother, me too

[narrow berry]

Do not post beyblade men in halfsword chat. Thank you. First warning from a mod hopeful.

[soft osprey]

Someone always wants to argue

[soft osprey]

Shut up don’t argue with Roku

[scarlet vortex]

💀

[narrow berry]

Stay out of this, knave.

[wise halo]

I do like those amazon Remote control

[soft osprey]

Every time I see you start typing a part of me dies inside

[narrow berry]

I already rode away on my horse. I can't hear you.

[glossy sonnet]

lol

[soft osprey]

You have good taste in remotes and sounds

[scarlet vortex]

Your horse is now beyblading

[abstract geyser]

something satisfying about getting your blade stuck into the opponent XD
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwJcTqWjKCn5Pa0PI/d1337Dxjz1G4?invite=cr-MSxNSDksMjYzNDUzOTI1LA

[narrow berry]

Wrong. Thats fail RP

[scarlet vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-cavalo-spin-meme-flip-gif-17331191

Your horse rn:

[narrow berry]

thats you

after im done with ya

[glossy sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/oooh-chris-pratt-parks-and-rec-surprised-shocked-gif-14609379

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-its-about-to-go-down-calm-before-the-storm-gif-4420127

[scarlet vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/timbersshivered-yikers-gif-23072365

[glossy sonnet]

Man i wish half sword had PvP.

[narrow berry]

Yes. They have.

[devout hinge]

if you imagine hard enough it can have pvp

[scarlet vortex]

It's pvp against the devs, that's why the ai gets really good occasionally

[normal cedar]

how do i get the real thinf

i only have the demo

[narrow berry]

Mod hopeful is still in this chat. Keep it clean. I don't see any rule breaking yet but just letting you all know.

Thank you.

[soft osprey]

Me too, I’d love to kill mod hopeful

In half sword ofc

[glossy sonnet]

In minecraft .... erm Half Sword

[narrow berry]

You wouldn't be able to kill me even if you were goku irl. :- ) I am simply too strong.

Carry on.

[scarlet vortex]

Imagine a crit timer for your hits 💀

[craggy ore]

for free is crazy

[glossy sonnet]

Nah keep it realistic

[scarlet vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/that-self-react-though-gif-27521904

[craggy ore]

would remove the point of the physics

[scarlet vortex]

Yeah, but it would be very funny

[narrow berry]

Another chatter closely watching what I post. Another to add to the collection.

All eyes are on mod hopeful.

[glossy sonnet]

True. Maybe add it as an easter egg?!

[scarlet vortex]

April fools setting 👀

[glossy sonnet]

Or that yeah 😄

[craggy ore]

random crits in halfsword are the weird physics hiccups that instakill you

[opal thorn]

how do i play against a friend on the playtest?

[craggy ore]

you cannot google and tiktok are both lying

just single player

[opal thorn]

okay thank you

[narrow berry]

Multiplayer in half sword is possible.

[scarlet vortex]

I stepped on a shield backwards and insta died

[opal thorn]

how?

[narrow berry]

You have to develop it.

[glossy sonnet]

Maybe someday in the far future we can all fight each other .... in Half Sword

[craggy ore]

there is a split screen mod for the demo that presumably works ish

[glossy sonnet]

Yeah maybe one of those crazy modders who brought Multiplayer to Skyrim can do it someday

[craggy ore]

besides that the only real plans for multiplayer are future split screen

[scarlet vortex]

He's just messing

[jolly gorge]

Update Coming: 25th August 2024 13:25 GMT

[craggy ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1275682623003430973/local_coop.gif?ex=66c8c1c6&is=66c77046&hm=e1c5849fe3c407e05c4de17492b0c629226acbc21d3200a2413e13d5808aacc5&

[devout hinge]

yeah thats how splitscreen is done

[craggy ore]

i wish controllers were fully mapped willie would be cooked

[glossy sonnet]

What kind of controller? Network or Raid?

[craggy ore]

The one from my xbox

[soft osprey]

You fuckin troll lmfao that was funny

[craggy ore]

💀

[narrow berry]

Quiet, knave.

[glossy sonnet]

xboxes are still a thing?

All the people i know build PCs and game on them instead

[soft osprey]

It really made me exhale out of my nostrils once

[craggy ore]

Idk probably I only care about the controller

[narrow berry]

I already rode away on my horse. I can't read this message.

[near lichen]

Xbox is basically a pc at this point lol

[soft osprey]

I hate you

[narrow berry]

I'm not even in the same area as you

[soft osprey]

I hope your horse crashes

[craggy ore]

This

[glossy sonnet]

can you upgrade the hardware now?

[narrow berry]

Of course.

[soft osprey]

Like a really really cheap shitty pc yeah

Xbox is as much a pc as your phone is