halfsword-chat-⚔

[languid nest]

steam page

[undone finch]

wdym

like i have the demo and early access versions

[languid nest]

on the steam page you can request playtest access

[bitter ruin]

does anyone know when the next playtest update will come out?

[novel wagon]

what yall think bout this

[languid nest]

[bitter ruin]

oh ok

[undone finch]

oh i clicked on the demo instead of the playtest in my library sorry

[languid nest]

now dont ask about where the blood is or when multiplayer is coming

[chrome ermine]

is there any ETA for when the playtest is going to be updated

[grizzled olive]

[undone finch]

ok

[languid nest]

nah this was uncalled for

thats obviously dora

[chrome ermine]

lol, just asking. Kinda childish

[novel wagon]

execution

[languid nest]

[novel wagon]

this is fire

its not reshade

[nova tiger]

damn the spears are useless and swords feel like i have noodle arms now , halberd is awesome maybe just a tiny bit slow

[novel wagon]

with 30 fps? no thanks

[novel wagon]

if you are talking about the playtest spears are very good

spears are only useless against armored targets after all

and swords

well you just gotta treat it like a real one and not a baseball bat

they are way better now

in mechanics

not so wonky

[nova tiger]

i have no control over them? i meant 1 handed spears

[novel wagon]

1 handed spears are useless yes

i didnt know you were talking about them

[nova tiger]

i do understand the dev struggle its hard to make controling it easy with only a mouse

[frank scarab]

literally half sword

[nova tiger]

we re talking about the game not irl

[kindred notch]

um excuse me what

[devout hinge]

they just like me fr

[nova tiger]

thrusting with spears in this game its just too hard for how easy it is irl

[kindred notch]

wym whats the context? I just opened an saw that

[undone lodge]

EYO

[stark yew]

i love this game but some of the dead are bull shit like the tip of his axe grazed the dick and i fucking die

[kindred notch]

I mean that was just an unefficient attack tho

[frank scarab]

me when i get you

[undone lodge]

well there r alot of important blood vessels in our jiggly bits

[stark yew]

https://tenor.com/view/glaze-gif-14668791808919620231

[undone lodge]

🫦

[stark yew]

im going to fucking bed

[undone lodge]

sleep good

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[stark yew]

https://tenor.com/view/dilper-jschlatt-schlatt-speech-bubble-gif-12715249539758575857

[undone lodge]

drink

[frank scarab]

you're gonna fuck the bed?

[stark yew]

yes

[undone lodge]

dyslexia on top

bouta unhinge my jaws n gobble u up homeboy

https://tenor.com/view/jager-alcohol-drinks-gif-9479755

https://tenor.com/view/hotline-miami-gif-27666767

fav alcohol?

dont like vodke, i rly love herbal ones like jaeger

or minty vodka

[frank scarab]

rubbing alcohol

[undone lodge]

im bouta rub this D all--

[stark yew]

my fav strong alcohol is Tequila fav mild alcohol is baileys

[undone lodge]

sry that was uncalled for

[undone lodge]

i love baileys, and i love expensive tequila

caramel baileys is the shit

[undone lodge]

@stark yewgo t sleep bby

[stark yew]

fine

[undone lodge]

wat in the skibidi willie

[undone lodge]

oh my god

hes real

they need to buff willies gyatt

no cap

man this chat is making me real thirsty

https://tenor.com/view/jager-domino-effect-jagerbomb-happy-hour-drinks-gif-11661974

[frank scarab]

THIRSTY FOR THIS GYAT!

[undone lodge]

i physically did this 0O0

😮

[tight frigate]

no

[frank scarab]

no you

[tight frigate]

hot

[frank scarab]

Threesome

[bitter ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/urban-rescue-ranch-the-urban-rescue-ranch-big-ounce-run-gif-26415254

[supple cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/hear-me-out-gif-16405942403770438522

[tough jungle]

what the hell

[obtuse pecan]

Next demo when?

[frank scarab]

I've got 260 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 2 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system.

[loud river]

BRO

WHO MADE THIS

[cyan nymph]

i know how to do this bug hahaha

[jolly gorge]

hi guys

[ebon inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thank-you-sweet-dreams-happy-birthday-woman-lachen-gif-11074463367286076865

https://tenor.com/view/yes-thank-you-sweet-dreams-happy-birthday-woman-lachen-gif-11074463367286076865

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽

[fallen zealot]

hello im back

[tight frigate]

🤓

[fallen zealot]

Medieval ufc

[loud river]

classic

[waxen crane]

when update?

[finite owl]

are we going to get gore in the playtest or only in the full version

[tawdry solar]

We gon get one most likely in october update of the playtest

[fallen zealot]

we are going to get but not realy soon

[finite owl]

thats fine

still a big game

[loud river]

another banger banana

https://tenor.com/view/hysterical-laughter-laughing-gif-25735842

It's you bud 💀

[patent sapphire]

i have fibre optic and this server is shitting itself no other ones are either so

that gif is also the one thing i can see

hol up i get it

fuck u guys

jk

[fallen zealot]

Anyone wants a tutorial on how to do takedowns and slams ???

[loud river]

fuckin banger naners

[fallen zealot]

banana skywalker even i dont see your gif

[loud river]

dude every single persons attachments load except yours

On every server

[tight frigate]

if ur name is bananaskywalker you get pooo poooooo 💩 internet

🫃 🪽

[subtle berry]

dookie

[frank scarab]

finished my freaky copypasta

[loud river]

oh fuck

[tight frigate]

WHY YOU BULLYYY🫃 🪽 😭

[frank scarab]

shit wrong tag

[loud river]

prepare for pinnage

[tight frigate]

Prepare for spinnage👊 🫃 🪽

[frank scarab]

just gotta wait for someone to say "how to get freaksword"

[brave flicker]

yes

[tight frigate]

brrr pee pee poo poo🫃 🪽 💥

💩

[brave flicker]

what

https://tenor.com/view/sex-metal-gear-rising-sundowner-gif-25014502

[tight frigate]

😈

[frank scarab]

do you want to know on how to get freak sword?

[brave flicker]

yes

[tight frigate]

🙀

[frank scarab]

Alright, For the freaky playtest, go to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536 to request an fisting time, wait for a ping from roku, From there you'll have the freaky playtest available to install directly in your basement, just please be patient as there have been 250,000 fisting threesomes fisted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending who's on fisting duty, it can take 1-12 hours them to finish typically.

when the fisting is done and you get the ping (be sure to check #willie-feet-roleplay just in case!) the game will be sended to your basement under "freaky stuff"

enjoy and welcome to freakysword!

if you have any other freaky questions, check the #1276161333209075826 , and you can ask the freaky modsfor help too!

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-based-redditor-jetstream-sam-gif-25147136

https://tenor.com/view/nut-cum-jizz-horny-dick-gif-21213004

https://tenor.com/view/cummoning-cum-sperm-cell-sperm-bank-sperm-donor-gif-23277589

[tight frigate]

🫃 ⚪

[brave flicker]

NOO WHO MADE MY NAME FREAKY!!!

I CAN FEEL THE FREAK ALREADY

👅

[frank scarab]

wait i should actually make #freakyfaq

[devout hinge]

holy shit im laughing so hard omg omg omg

[frank scarab]

ima do it

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-role-custom-role-discord-role-300iq-gif-21709390

ykw? give me willies wall.

His walls are MINE

[hallow tree]

his what

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sundowner-shat-self-rn-gif-25710820

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/842824254889656320/1091027375040499803/attachment-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207715685090988064/1275480381541449781/togif.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960324674452094978/1111465459427061840/image0.gif

holy shit

[frail void]

hey guys. having some trouble because i set me resolution to minimum and i cant change it bac. anyone got any ways to fix it

[brave flicker]

guess who finaslly has the playtest😈

[tight frigate]

took long lmao

[brave flicker]

bru i just seen it

use this gif in metal gear situations

https://tenor.com/view/nuclear-fusion-sulfuric-acid-mgrr-metal-gear-rising-sundowner-metal-gear-gif-25542549

[tight frigate]

no

🫃 🪽

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-pregnant-man-react-him-gif-12531770720997423452

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽 .......

[devout hinge]

who made me FREAKY

the freak virus is spreading

[wooden socket]

THE DUAL SWORD

[tight frigate]

hes so romantic 🫃 🪽

[covert edge]

Willieriding

[tight frigate]

they broke up😢

[frank scarab]

freakyfaq is done, now i will upload it in

5

4

3

2

1

[river wigeon]

he wants to recieve

[tight frigate]

😢

[frank scarab]

freak, one sec

[tight frigate]

🫃 🪽

[frank scarab]

made it private, making an other one

freakyfaq

[bold raft]

how you get to that part?

[frank scarab]

its real

[tight frigate]

its a boy⚪

[bold raft]

no like ong how I get that im at the stupid like everything is black

[frank scarab]

FREAKYFAQ IS REAL

now i will have to make the fistman's guild.

[oblique flint]

Freak sword

[frank scarab]

Alright, For the freaky playtest, go to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536 to request an fisting time, wait for a ping from roku, From there you'll have the freaky playtest available to install directly in your basement, just please be patient as there have been 250,000 fisting threesomes fisted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending who's on fisting duty, it can take 1-12 hours them to finish typically.

when the fisting is done and you get the ping (be sure to check #willie-feet-roleplay just in case!) the game will be sended to your basement under "freaky stuff"

enjoy and welcome to freakysword!

if you have any other freaky questions, check the #1276161333209075826 , and you can ask the freaky mods for help too!

[oblique flint]

Thr freakiest mod is temo

[frank scarab]

and he got banned

[oblique flint]

Lol for what

[frank scarab]

give me a se

c

[oblique flint]

I thought he just left on his own Accord but it turns out he got sniped!

[alpine lynx]

why

[oblique flint]

Ban reason: too Freaky...

[oblique flint]

Freaky

[alpine lynx]

thats temo

?

[frank scarab]

that was hes ban reason

[alpine lynx]

also temo was fired for being under 18 or smth

[soft osprey]

Nobody has requested it yet

[frank scarab]

nobody wants to get fisted

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[alpine lynx]

roku remotes are dookie

[bold raft]

Um how do I get tester?

[soft osprey]

I don’t think that’s true as I know of at LEAST one other mod who’s a minor. From what I heard they specifically asked a couple minors because they would be able to be more active than adults working full time. I also thought temo got kicked from mod for being argumentative. Apparently he’s banned now though lol

[soft osprey]

And fuck you bud

[alpine lynx]

ohhh ok

[fallen wave]

Guys

[frank scarab]

serious answer: this, it'll take around 5 mins - 28 hours until they accept the next batch, feel free to report any bugs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 if you get one.

[fallen wave]

Where is it

[covert edge]

No gore

[fallen wave]

WHERE IS IT!

[alpine lynx]

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExb3N5MmxrOG14YnRqYzhsd2d4eG1peTVkdWVjbjYzb3Vhb29oZnRmZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/mtY26FGwbcDQk64avU/giphy.gif

[covert edge]

THERE IS NO GORE

[frank scarab]

wacky answer: Alright, For the freaky playtest, go to https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536 to request an fisting time, wait for a ping from roku, From there you'll have the freaky playtest available to install directly in your basement, just please be patient as there have been 250,000 fisting threesomes fisted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending who's on fisting duty, it can take 1-12 hours them to finish typically.

when the fisting is done and you get the ping (be sure to check #willie-feet-roleplay just in case!) the game will be sended to your basement under "freaky stuff"

enjoy and welcome to freakysword!

if you have any other freaky questions, check the #1276161333209075826 , and you can ask the freaky mods for help too!

[fallen wave]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-gif-14427950

[bold raft]

oh oki oki I already did that so its im good thank you!

[brave flicker]

can you kick willie in the playtest

[brave flicker]

damn#

[frank scarab]

but is being worked on

[alpine lynx]

soon

[brave flicker]

how do people do the cool ass takedowns

[weak crescent]

Practice

[fallen wave]

Add that when they add gore back?

[frank scarab]

I've got 260 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 2 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system, either you fist more people and git gud. OR I FIST YOU HARD AND MAKE YOU CRY FOR MERCY.

[fallen wave]

NEED

[frank scarab]

need fan fisting workshop?

[fallen wave]

Yes

Its a human right to fist

LET US FIST

[soft osprey]

Woah listen here Bud, I've got 260 hours on the playtest, and and over 3000 confirmed kills by fisting. I'm the founder and an avid member of The Blademaster's Guild (Formerly the Swordman's Guild), and cofounder of the now named Fisting guild. I know a lot about using the longswords AND fists. It takes a lot of skill, and a lot of muscle memory, which is simply impossible to have built up in only 2 hours of playing with a brand new combat fisting system. Put in the work and get good, or get wrecked kid.

[fallen wave]

3000 confirmed fistings?

[severe seal]

me when

[frank scarab]

me when they don't add fan fisting workshop:

[soft osprey]

So it’s confirmed since yours got pinned and the foot thread is still up and running in glory, mods are into feet and fisting

[signal wedge]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[soft osprey]

You’re the worst type of FIRESTICK user

[frank scarab]

should we recreate that fateful day but we replace everything with fisting and feet?

[covert edge]

https://tenor.com/view/remote-firestick-fire-tv-movies-cable-gif-17556691

[signal wedge]

Oh yeah? Well roku city is mid

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-16541889570345929608

[ornate shuttle]

How to play online?

[vapid heart]

There is no online

[soft osprey]

No multiplayer currently

I low key wanted someone to mention the swatstika so I can shit on you for not knowing the difference. Please someone appease my ego and desire to be correct over you

And there it is

You fuckin dunce that’s the religious version that came way before the nazis came arojnd

Why don’t you know what a swatstika is

[twilit granite]

Honest to god is someone online just telling people this

[soft osprey]

take one history lesson

[twilit granite]

Where is the online shit coming from

[frank scarab]

google

and steam threads

[soft osprey]

The USA and even I know that

USA education sucks and even we know swatstika is a Buddhist symbol

No politics in chat bud

[ornate shuttle]

Chill

[frank scarab]

You are a fucking Banana

[soft osprey]

Misunderstanding, misinformation, lack of education and jumping to conclusions is such a huge problem nowadays you fuckin banana

[loud river]

another naner banger folks!

[narrow obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-enjoying-lol-michael-jackson-gif-5256534

[soft osprey]

Big if true

[loud river]

hey that one sent!

[devout hinge]

another naner banger folks!

[loud river]

Your shitty wifi must like my aura

hot blooded burger eatin american here bud

them filthy commie lizards

[frank scarab]

Banana is a banana

You live in Banana skyland banana, you can't see what we eat

Very sad

for you

[red ivy]

The playtest feels like I have less control over my actions than the demo does... I hope it gets better

[devout hinge]

it doesnt get better than this buddy

[loud river]

It takes time to get used to, but the playtest is 100 percent better than the demo.

[red ivy]

So it's a skill issue then?

[devout hinge]

ye

[loud river]

sadly kinda yeah

[red ivy]

I shall give it another try then, I guess it's just cuz I'm using little knives and fists

[loud river]

Oh yeah for sure try normal weapons first

I still suck at the peasant tiers

[devout hinge]

no fucking way you didnt use normal weapons

[red ivy]

Wait, how?
I've only got the two options at the start?

[loud river]

demi, be nice.

[devout hinge]

lol

[red ivy]

Nice

Ty

[loud river]

The copypasta meme FTW

every time lmfao

[devout hinge]

i thought he purposely didnt play the other classes

[frank scarab]

Eleborate? I know some half sworders feel that way, combat can feel a bit funky without clothes tearing and dismemberment.

[red ivy]

It's hard to tell thats a button considering all the medieval sword fighting art in the game. And I shall hold any further feedback till I experience more

[devout hinge]

fair enough

[frank scarab]

ahh

i see

better luck recreating it next time.

[loud river]

Who is Cuck?

I know no such man by that name.

[devout hinge]

you!!!

[frank scarab]

Cuck on deez nuts!

[loud river]

? Me? Not at all!

[frank scarab]

HIGH FIVE MAN

[loud river]

My name is not Cuck

[devout hinge]

what be thy name sire

[cold thicket]

.

[olive anvil]

[loud river]

SIR CVCKOLD YOU JACKANAPE

[devout hinge]

okay cuck

[frank scarab]

hes the Bravely bold Sir Cuckold
Rode forth from half sword.
He was not afraid to die,
Oh brave Sir Cuckold.
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in cucking ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir cuckold.

[cold thicket]

[loud river]

spell and capitalize it right

and it shall be pin worthy

[devout hinge]

dude willie fuckinmg jumped

[humble bloom]

Sorry!

[devout hinge]

you got me killed

[loud river]

I fuckin swear I hear it in there

[brittle cloak]

W or L

[frank scarab]

I fuckin swear I hear it in there

have to delete the message to make it realism

[loud river]

ANOTH

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-gif-22640759

[frank scarab]

friendly reminder that: https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1276161333209075826 IS REAL

[devout hinge]

i really hoped i wouldnt get a friendly reminder

bad posture 3/10

[frail pelican]

yo how do i get into the arena thing in half sword

[devout hinge]

my dog died ;(

[thorny horizon]

Anyone know the name of that weapon that's a stick with two blades?

[loud river]

Congrats melon, you're now the server's first 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻.

[frail pelican]

rip man i hope you doing well

[frank scarab]

it'll take around 5 mins - 28 hours until they accept the next batch, feel free to report any bugs in https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 if you get one.

[frail pelican]

preciated

[frank scarab]

YAY

[devout hinge]

no he didnt i was joking

[frail pelican]

oh lmfao

[thorny horizon]

Wait one

[devout hinge]

where did you even get the 28 hour thing

[loud river]

stick with two blades?

tf?

He means a billhook?

[devout hinge]

spiked goedendag!!

[frank scarab]

lots of people saying "i got it in one day"

[loud river]

alrighty naner

you're banished to the freak zone

[devout hinge]

one day is 24 hours

[frank scarab]

it could've taken more hours after then.

[devout hinge]

i bet you use ijkl to play

[loud river]

I should sleep

[devout hinge]

did you add axes to my #1272825249892929608

[frank scarab]

i don't even use my keyboard to play, i'm more of an "mind controls" guy

[thorny horizon]

That one

Damn this thing is good

[brittle cloak]

keep on trucken

[devout hinge]

holy shit im an idiot i wanted to swing my twohanded sword with one hand and pressed E instead of Q and fucking threw it

[thorny horizon]

If you take it in the middle you can swing wildly to take the opponent down with both end, and once they're down you can use the long stance to hammer the dude unconscious.

[loud river]

you can do that

https://tenor.com/view/okay-then-gif-26630246

[devout hinge]

oh yeah

[thorny horizon]

Also damn is it hard to finish armoured dudes without a blunt weapon.

[devout hinge]

fiberdikibet

[thorny horizon]

I struggle with long swords, I usually end up using my belt mace to finish them once they're down

[loud river]

Lies

[devout hinge]

womp womp

[loud river]

Militus balls out every round

longswords are easy lmfao

skwill isshue

[frank scarab]

how much hours do you have in the game?

[thorny horizon]

I don't think they're unbalance, on the feet they're pretty good, it's just finishing the job that's hard with them

[loud river]

choke up into half sword, ezpz there

go for the crotch or pits

shanky shanky

[thorny horizon]

Depends, do you include the demo?

[frank scarab]

no

[thorny horizon]

Then three hours.

[devout hinge]

play some more noob!!

[frank scarab]

you guys know what i'm about to do

[loud river]

ahem

[soft osprey]

Lies. Skill issue. User error.

[loud river]

Update the pasta

I used my demo hours for the pasta

I forgot I had passed it

swords in the demo aren't swords

Pollaxes in the demo aren't pollaxes

they're GIBBIN sticks

You can't use em like real weapons

[frank scarab]

bud, I've got 326.6 hours on the freaky playtest, and i'm the founder and an avid member of The Fisting guild (Formerly the Fistman guild), I know a lot about fisting people hard, it takes a lot of fisting, and a lot of threesomes. which is simply impossible to have built up in only 3 hours of fisting people with an brand new fisting system, either you fist more people and git gud. OR I FIST YOU HARD AND MAKE YOU CRY FOR MERCY.

[soft osprey]

Yes really. That’s literally a skill issue, I do just fine with the sword majority of fights. God damnit it’s a user error and you will not convince me otherwise

[thorny horizon]

Ah, I see, it's that kind of community

Yeah I don't think I want to be a part of a community like that

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/gold-star-succession-gif-27712928

[frank scarab]

did we make someone leave with my crappy anti copypasta?

[devout hinge]

come on youve been on discord since 2016 if youre not schizophrenic then were you really on discord since 2016

[frank scarab]

ai

[devout hinge]

yeah the AI sometimes can play really good

[frank scarab]

guys can we keep it up?, lets make this guy think that half sword is one of those weird kind of community.

[thorny horizon]

No, not weird, elitist.

[devout hinge]

what

[frank scarab]

oh crap i don't have anymore things to say

[devout hinge]

why do you think its elitist?

[frank scarab]

because of the crappy copypasta

[loud river]

light tickle = entire foot gone

I hope we never go back

goddamn the demo is ass

[thorny horizon]

I said I had a hard time killing with the longsword and I got berated for not having 300 hours in the game.

[loud river]

Oh dude don't worry, that was just a meme copypasta

He wasn't being serious.

[devout hinge]

sword fighting is hard man

[soft osprey]

You are false in this idea. Congratulations Roku beats you again

[loud river]

Feel free to check out #1263248218297339915, where a bunch of us practice and share clips with longswords. We have tons of pinned info to study and get better with!

demi shut the floop up

[frank scarab]

and its also my my off day, i chill and spread obvious misinfo.

after that i would just go back into question asking mode

[soft osprey]

You’re* and also no u

[jolly gorge]

When will TGS end

[devout hinge]

its true tho

[jolly gorge]

And when will it start

[devout hinge]

youre gonna suck in any game

if youre just starting out

[jolly gorge]

WHAAAT

okie

[devout hinge]

what type of sword do you want

[devout hinge]

okay but dont get mad when the person will die

yeah top tier i get it

[soft osprey]

I have a few on here but I’m at work so you gotta wait little man

[tough yew]

me when I CAN'T pierce the guy with a swing and have to go stab them on the gaps

[devout hinge]

@strong sage

[devout hinge]

by the end of this video i have made the enemy willie my bitch

[devout hinge]

oh i see you want me to knock him out using my sword

well shit

[devout hinge]

this wouldve been avoided if lock on strenght actually worked properly

[soft osprey]

Besides, there are thousands of clips of swordplay at this point! Where do you get the idea that everyone needs to do multiple matches to get one good clip? Your energy sir, your energy is the following: “I’m bad at swordplay so obviously everyone else is too”
Fuckin bananas this is the danger of using FIRESTICK. The brain rot

[weak crescent]

Second clip is one of my faves so far

[storm osprey]

Meow

[soft osprey]

Mods kill this man for his wrong opinion

[tight frigate]

this will forever be the best game

[devout hinge]

so youre telling sticking your hands straight out and swinging using your back, shoulders and hips is realistic?

[tough yew]

they never were on ue4

[weak crescent]

Guys, kiss and make up

Before you bring timer back

[trim glen]

is there a bug repot section, i cant see

[devout hinge]

#1047240101152960525 or #1262488181035630634

[trim glen]

ty

[jolly gorge]

huh why every time i die in demo and i try again i cant hit normally

[fleet stump]

Gamescom zombiez

[tough yew]

where is da hate

is saying your false hate?

[weak crescent]

Im excited for you guys

[soft osprey]

Brother you’re just saying physics suck that’s not “good” feedback

[devout hinge]

do this in the demo

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263248218297339915/1276187573039140864/VersionTest54-Win64-Shipping_2024.08.22_-_17.32.59.36.mp4?ex=66c89dcb&is=66c74c4b&hm=57f5c6d9271f4fbcc962389236f9def2c972b191b8cc801a486ac984a252f06b&

[tough yew]

yea you didn't really bother going in depth to what you mean other than saying it just sucks

[weak crescent]

Those gamers don't know theyre among halfsword gods at gamescon

[fleet stump]

These guys know

[devout hinge]

halfsword on epic games store confirmed???

[tough yew]

spread half swording

[fleet stump]

Nah u crazy, HS is a steam game

[weak crescent]

Wait ew

[frank scarab]

guys shut up and Appreciate the gamescom zombiez

[devout hinge]

fair enough lol

[weak crescent]

Screw epic

Halfsword is real

[storm osprey]

Appreciate this cake

[weak crescent]

look at the 15th century

[weak crescent]

I hope you make videos please

[fleet stump]

Ppl invite us, we go, we listen

[weak crescent]

I could edit them together or any number of people could

[fleet stump]

Game is on UE5

[tough yew]

it was always on ue5

[supple cedar]

it is

[tough yew]

unless if youre talking about the prototype which was like on 2020 or some shit idk

[soft osprey]

it feels good to be a gangster

[devout hinge]

oh fuck yeah that is epic

[fleet stump]

Super cool game, give it a look on steam

[devout hinge]

im in the pvkk discord server

i hope they release some gameplay

[fleet stump]

End of 2025 earliest for PVKK

Early access

[weak crescent]

That name lmao

[uneven trout]

we need split screen mode for the demo but for 2 keyboards

[devout hinge]

holy shit thats a long time

[soft osprey]

Say it again fourth times the charm

[thorny horizon]

I honestly think I'm pretty decent with a longsword, my only issue is finishing an downed heavy armoured opponent if I didn't knock them out on the feet.

[devout hinge]

this is the full name fr

[tough yew]

there's a splitscreen mod, tho you NEEED controllers

[weak crescent]

I just wishlisted it

[soft osprey]

You’re god damnit

[weak crescent]

Fuck you

[soft osprey]

You’re = you are

Quick lesson

[weak crescent]

[uneven trout]

i know, thats why im asking we need one for 2 keyboards

[fleet stump]

Take a day out, touch some grass

[uneven trout]

game is unplayable on controller

[weak crescent]

Time to make a banana smoothie

[tough yew]

your a waste of time for not answering my question!!!

[devout hinge]

i dont think people from game seer are developing the game

[storm osprey]

He will never know if the game used UE4

[weak crescent]

Dude is out here securing the bag for halfsword

[tough yew]

well, local splitscreen is gonna be an official thing eventually idk if they ever plan on making it have support for that but we shall see

[storm osprey]

Isn't pierrot in marketing

[fleet stump]

We saw Geoff Keighley from the game awards, he saw us, ive shown him a picture of willie. He was confused. Then I left.

[frank scarab]

how about you hop off discord and

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-hop-on-half-sword-gif-50236232468556343

[tough yew]

he will know soon

[uneven trout]

this game gotta be goty

[devout hinge]

he shall remember

[soft osprey]

You’re a Chad

Petition for new currency called Willie bucks

[devout hinge]

W bucks

[soft osprey]

Get that man’s face on some money like he deserves

[storm osprey]

They'll never understand the willlies

[soft osprey]

By the time banana gets his answer nobody is gonna care and forget about it lol

Poor guy

[tough yew]

believe it or not this guy is the alt account of banana

[devout hinge]

maybe im the alt account of banana

[tough yew]

we've given him the answer though

[fleet stump]

Willie coinz

[storm osprey]

If I get a decent pic of Willie I can put him on a coin

[frank scarab]

when is you're next meet-and-greet mr. washington? i've been waiting for so long.

[fleet stump]

We are nearing top 100 wishlist

Good job williez

[weak crescent]

Whats top rn?

[uneven trout]

prolly a goofy ahh game

half sword is better

[weak crescent]

Yeah banana is still like top of market rn

A banana scam game

[little wren]

[devout hinge]

hollow knight 🤢

[tough yew]

I wonder if HS devs can set up a website that you can use to buy their game on there so the money goes to them fully

[weak crescent]

For real?

[uneven trout]

wtf

he is right 😭

[frank scarab]

can we give some love to adrak please?

[uneven trout]

bro all of these games suck

[little wren]

Steam is better, let's not be Star Citizen

[storm osprey]

Kickstarter but not used for it

[little wren]

🥹

[devout hinge]

whatever you do in half sword i love you

[storm osprey]

Checked it out on the HS website

[little wren]

Love you too

[weak crescent]

I wont be play most of those games

[tough yew]

still not out, but I'm thrilled to give them my money whenever that comes out

[uneven trout]

if the game sold more than 1 million, unreal engine 5 will start taking 5% i think

[devout hinge]

ill play spacemarine2, frostpunk, stalker2 and probably unrecord

[tough yew]

nice amount of followers there.

[storm osprey]

[soft osprey]

I fuckin saw that banana thing and was so confused. But all the reviews are just shitposts and memes so it was even more confusing after that.

[vast ridge]

ayo how is chat this fine morning or night or whatever for you

[devout hinge]

can you imagine fucking karlson is still in the top 30 most wishlisted games and i think the dev straight up gave up

[soft osprey]

Ark 2 yeah cause everyone wants to use about 200gb for a single game pffft

[storm osprey]

Small event in war thunder where you could get a banana decal, a banana and a pair of bananas. Which I guess exploded the game into popularity, but artificial popularity

[vast ridge]

so youre telling me i can throw my money at the devs?

[devout hinge]

the banana game did NOT blow up because of war thunder lmao

[storm osprey]

It's always WT ✅

[uneven trout]

actually i have it on wishlist

[tough yew]

not yet

[storm osprey]

Never heard of the game until I saw a banana in the hangar

[uneven trout]

and yeah the dev is not posting anything for years

[soft osprey]

Is war thunder the game that the playerbase likes to release confidential files about military vehicles for more realism?

[uneven trout]

he is dead prolly

[devout hinge]

yeah i do too

[tough yew]

potentially later

[storm osprey]

Aye

[frank scarab]

wasn't it because hes own community harassed him into quiting?

[vast ridge]

yeah i just found out ):

[soft osprey]

Based. Let’s do it for halfsword

Somehow

[devout hinge]

no idea

[tight frigate]

mama just killed willie🫃 🪽

[storm osprey]

We need to get the da Vinci tank in the game

[devout hinge]

well hes still alive @frank scarab

[vast ridge]

this would be fucking insane

[uneven trout]

10 months passed by

[signal wedge]

Office Melon more like field Melon

[vast ridge]

executive melon

[jolly gorge]

did game save his life

[frank scarab]

freaky melon

[vast ridge]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷

[soft osprey]

Something something -dx11 in launch options or through in game Options

[frank scarab]

mods, make my name 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓷 please.

[rigid quail]

how to do multiplayer?

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[soft osprey]

There is none currently

[tough yew]

granted

[signal wedge]

Mods can you make my name silly head please

[vast ridge]

lets fucking gooooo

[frank scarab]

alright guys, my off day is done, time to lock in.

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/chacha-gif-18418414

[uneven trout]

guys u prefer to play playtest or demo

[jaunty badge]

Butt sniff attacks are quite effective against Willie but they make him extremely violent

[jaunty badge]

I personally prefer the playtest

[uneven trout]

Why is that

[restive garnet]

I prefer the Early Access

[uneven trout]

for me i prefer the demo because it has gore

[jaunty badge]

Physics generally feel a lot better, you can fight in your preferred gear, plus there's a few other modes as well. I also just love admiring every single small detail that was poured into every inch of the game as well so thats a plus lol

[frank scarab]

give me gore 2.0 playtest plz

[restive garnet]

Ok 👌🏻

[jaunty badge]

smoooooth

[devout hinge]

playtest

[soft osprey]

Idk seems to pacify him for me

[jaunty badge]

[restive garnet]

Dayum the leg muscles

[uneven trout]

man i can't wait for that event to finish so we can play with gore

[restive garnet]

No gore no blood, hs works better without it

Dust particles are better

[vast ridge]

based

[rigid quail]

why isnt there gore in the playtest

[restive garnet]

Gore bad

[vast ridge]

da Japanese game show, they wanted a public venue so they turned off gore instead of having a restricted on

[restive garnet]

IGN will give us bad score

[frank scarab]

and also gore and blood 2.0 isn't finished.

[rigid quail]

oh ok

[vast ridge]

blood 2.0 😫

[jaunty badge]

anything but IGN

[frank scarab]

hey galaxy, whats you're opinion on the new blood system?

[uneven trout]

who cares

if the game is good

[vast ridge]

bro the clips of it seeping into the wood 😫 😫 😩

[uneven trout]

its good

[devout hinge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1081125808036384773/1181570503236927529/caption.gif

[soft osprey]

Well thank god ign has lost all credibility as games journalist

[proper lynx]

Yes sir ski

[restive garnet]

Trueee

[proper lynx]

Am waiting to get the playtest

On diddy

[restive garnet]

Ok Walt

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-crying-walter-dying-gif-20964719

[maiden umbra]

can we get the music playlist

[frank scarab]

never

natha

no

[tacit thicket]

Goodmalware needs to update that on his youtube

[uneven trout]

blud said "lets switch roles real quick"

[maiden umbra]

what is this?

[tender quest]

uno reverse

[maiden umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/why-tho-cute-kid-gif-17937097

[frank scarab]

angry mob folder, lots of people asks the same question so it would make sense to have the answers kept in one big folder.

[uneven trout]

wtf did just happen

[tender quest]

noooooo

[vast ridge]

instead of giving them the actual answer we should just give them a freaky sword compilation

[restive garnet]

Lmao you got bullied harddd

[tender quest]

your head is actually shaped like ..

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-star-pinhead-larry-dirty-dan-gif-16181462

[uneven trout]

😂 😂 😂

[tawdry solar]

Game devs just added flying https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwDMjI4iPObEYqao0/d1337wPp4Ykf?invite=cr-MSwyamwsMTg4NDM5NzcwLA

[uneven trout]

it literally didn't even touch my head

i wish i didn't wear that hat

[vast ridge]

bro got launched, the booty space program

[tawdry solar]

fr

[uneven trout]

bro pushed the sword too hard inside that willie got mad enough to send u flying

[devout hinge]

he just farted

[willow estuary]

when is the tokyo game show taking place?

[vast ridge]

he donkey kicked you to the moon after trying that booty poke

[devout hinge]

26 sept

[tawdry solar]

I shanked it way too hard perhaps

[vast ridge]

to 29th

[willow estuary]

ah so blood will be ther ein like a month

more than a month

[devout hinge]

well he just asked when

[vast ridge]

yerp

[uneven trout]

if the event still didn't start, why removing blood now

[willow estuary]

yea

[vast ridge]

this is true but further explaination would be nice

[devout hinge]

blood aint done yet, old blood aint compatible with current physics settings

[willow estuary]

they are using simulation now for the bleeding

[vast ridge]

this i did not know, makes me all the more exciting for blood 2.0 😫

[devout hinge]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[willow estuary]

what

[vast ridge]

ive seen that lmao

very baller shit

[willow estuary]

HOLY WHAT

THE GORE
is mad

now blunt weapons would be fun

[frank scarab]

of course you've seen it, i have plastered these images everytime someones says "where gore?"

[willow estuary]

imma go play the old demo

[vast ridge]

honestly i do like looking at it randomly so i appreciate

[devout hinge]

they already are fun

[vast ridge]

yummers

[frank scarab]

activate windows dude

[devout hinge]

fuck you its already activated

[willow estuary]

but it makes it look so like weak cause no blood

cant tell if ur actually beating the hell out of them

[vast ridge]

sussynvidia game capture moment, best at mace recommended steelseries gg and honestly some amazing clip software

[vast ridge]

i would argue with full armor like this, that guy probably did not bleed, and if it didnt it wouldnt fly out the helmet, my boy got concussed to sleep

[brave flicker]

make willie insult the other willies mother

[vast ridge]

g could be praise, we need an insult button

[brave flicker]

real

[willow estuary]

even with armor id expect him to spit out blood when getting SMACKED in the face like that'

[devout hinge]

why would you spit out blood when getting your helmet hit with a mace

[willow estuary]

well it hit the side of the helmet so id definitely have his teeth go up against the helmet

[vast ridge]

if you have a well fitted helmet the damage isnt going straight to his skin or breaking anything other than his skull through the vibrations, it distributes all through the helmet.

[willow estuary]

lemme test it our irl 👍

[brave flicker]

should half sword get the sex update? (violently beating down people onto their knees)

[willow estuary]

out*

[willow estuary]

backshots update

[vast ridge]

i have been hit in de face with ahelmet on, can confirm.

[brave flicker]

DAMNN

[vast ridge]

#1268037935392100424

[willow estuary]

shii

[pearl arrow]

I never expected Willie to do such a pose at the end

[vast ridge]

if willie gets a willie you think itd be clean shaven?

[brave flicker]

bru how to you grab them like that

[soft osprey]

There’s also padding under a helmet. They dont just put a steel bucket on their head and hope for the best lol

[signal wedge]

Roku

[vast ridge]

its kind of like a crown of padding with a helmet on top

[soft osprey]

Firestick

[signal wedge]

Bwuh

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-aint-right-smh-king-of-the-hill-gif-18152042

[vast ridge]

roku are you just the remote or the whole tv?

[pearl arrow]

the challenge is accepted

[vast ridge]

yo did you press ctrl shift s for the dodge at the start? that shit was clean

[soft osprey]

Remote, tv, streaming service provider, gaming console, cellphone, car. It’s easier to name something Roku can’t do. Because there is nothing. Roku can do everything

[vast ridge]

theres no way the got roku car

[soft osprey]

It’s In production you’re just not important enough to get the announcement

[brave flicker]

i dont even know hwoto do that

but thanks for telling my how to dodge

fuck my english

[soft osprey]

I’d rather not

[vast ridge]

i will

[brave flicker]

NO

NO

THATS NOT WHAT I EMNT

NO

YOU DO THAT TO WILLIE

NOT MY ENGLISH

[vast ridge]

😈

[drifting summit]

How do I fight in the tournament area with weapons and the like?

[brave flicker]

DONT BECOME FREAKY

[empty crest]

.

[vast ridge]

boutta freak on your english

[brave flicker]

NO

DONT YOU FUCKING DARE

MY ENGLISH IS MINE TO FREAKY ON

[uneven trout]

he better give me the rent

[brave flicker]

willie sleeping with willie on the very comfortable ground

he deadass looks like a feetus💀

[vast ridge]

willie spoon sesh

[brave flicker]

XD

your chill so become my friend

[drifting summit]

how you fight there with all that armor on?

[uneven trout]

idk

[uneven trout]

go to steam storepage

request playtest access

wait 30 mins

[drifting summit]

did all that

[uneven trout]

and sometimes a day

[iron obsidian]

Facts

[uneven trout]

did they accept?

[drifting summit]

yes

I played it but didn't have armor fights or anything

[uneven trout]

go to ur library

time half sword playtest

type*

you will find it

its in a different place than the demo

[drifting summit]

Correct

[iron obsidian]

You have to click on the boxes to the right on the playtest to get armor

[drifting summit]

Thank you.

[uneven trout]

oh thats his question? lol

[iron obsidian]

Yeah I was confused at first too

[tame shore]

how do i get the new update? When i load the game its just the Infinite Abyss demo still

[drifting summit]

Yeah it just wasn't immediately obvious I thought it was just art for the menu lol

[unique kelp]

how to get blood

[soft osprey]

It’s a seperate game. You have to request access through the steam store page

[soft osprey]

There is none in the playtest

[tender quest]

whoever did the screams just makes me wanna kill them more XD

[unique kelp]

on playtest

[unique kelp]

then wehre

how do ppl get blood

@soft osprey

how to get blood

then

how do ppl

have blood

[uneven trout]

this mode is so god damn fun

[chilly moth]

THERE IS NO BLOOD IN PLAYTEST DUE TO ONSITE EVENTS

[uneven trout]

its like you are the ruler here

[unique kelp]

how do ppl on tiktok get blood

[chilly moth]

If it's in the black void, it's the demo

If not, it's a dev footage

[soft osprey]

The demo

[iron obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bullcrap-funny-steve-harvey-gif-14832188

[chilly moth]

I swear

@unique kelp Click the Download Demo button

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iwG1EMPm4weyG7Z-p/d1337Nvh2mKa?invite=cr-MSw3Q3osMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

I'm trying out this guard to parry stuff. Results are mixed (especially against anything besides a longsword) but I got some good footage

[tender quest]

that cut at 21 seconds would've been nice with a decap tbh

😄

[oblique flint]

Absolutely molested those fellows

[severe seal]

still no slowmode

crazy

[jovial pewter]

They playtest seems to be a lot less.... brutral than the beta

[severe seal]

i wonder whyi

[unique kelp]

when is the whole game getting realsesd?

[severe seal]

one day

[unique kelp]

when

i said

like

dte

date time

[severe seal]

soon

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[unique kelp]

whens

soon

like

date

time

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[lean tapir]

which class gets the two handed mace?

[severe seal]

the tier that gets two handed mace

why u no understand

[lean tapir]

cheers mate

[strange marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/631905775685599255/1276208914291097610/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp_4.mp4?ex=66c8b1ab&is=66c7602b&hm=3e1dc1f5ec2762228a76f5a1774849d0f39363c73cc0f3af1d89f4394e83cb87&

[worn heron]

don't worry, it's on its way

[severe seal]

try top tier i saw it had it

[worn heron]

I know the third from the top (partially armoured) has it pop up rarely

[severe seal]

i thought this was a huge ribcage being open for some reason

[uneven trout]

awww 🥹 they are hugging each other🥹

[soft osprey]

Very nice. I have a real hard time managing to parry like that. I’ve only managed to get the sword in that position a couple times but it’s hard to replicate

[worn heron]

you know, until you zoomed in on it, I thought it was too.

[uneven trout]

wait its not?

dang i thought that to

[worn heron]

I realize now it's head chunk

[severe seal]

but why not tho 🙏

[strange marsh]

I get hugged in this one also :/

[uneven trout]

yeah we need opened ribcage

[brave flicker]

How do i grab

[south merlin]

hello bbgs

[brave flicker]

as in fucking suplex

[severe seal]

half sword or full sword

[uneven trout]

bro really doesnt want to get away, he misses me so much

[oblique flint]

The user Blueberry Dragon upon Redberry Dragon's arrival:

[worn heron]

Tap E and Q to latch on, and find a nice place at their center of gravity, close to the hips usually.

[brave flicker]

the how do i suplex

[severe seal]

guys i got in car crash 🙏(sad) (fake) (maybe) (idk)

[brave flicker]

because i turn into a fucking torpedo

[severe seal]

here proof

i dead

[brave flicker]

oh

so its your ghost typing?

[severe seal]

no im alive except that im dead

[worn heron]

yyyyeah there's a gyroscope in their hips and sometimes it tweaks out if you grab it lmao

[brave flicker]

GIVE ME BACKSHOTS ALREADY RAHAHHHHH

[severe seal]

huuuh

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExYjUzZmFkNjE0MTgyNmQzN2NiNmJkNzNmMTYwZGU4MzI1MGQzMGVmZiZjdD1n/knRxz7z72TwxluIMXs/giphy.gif

[worn heron]

try picking them up by their legs or chest

[brave flicker]

wait what if i turn into a helicopter and fucking flew outside of the map because fucking father puchi from jojos used C-moon

[brave flicker]

i downlaoded/stole that clip because its funny

[severe seal]

me blueberry gif

[worn heron]

don't worry so did i

It's fencers

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[strange marsh]

Meanwhile my grabbing does this

[brave flicker]

OMG SEX

[worn heron]

nice form

[tame shore]

@soft osprey thank you, my access just arrived!

[brave flicker]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-metal-gear-rising-sundowner-gif-25014502

[worn heron]

amazing backflip

[soft osprey]

You’re welcome bud I personally hand accepted you because I’m Roku and can do that

[severe seal]

bribed mcwonder for no slowmode... yall better use it wisely

[worn heron]

yes you definitely did thank you for your service Roku

[soft osprey]

No problem sir

[kindred notch]

Hes okay : D

[worn heron]

where was this lol

[severe seal]

roku my roku was broken when i opened it

i demand a refund

[severe seal]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2230702231

[worn heron]

I was browsing through the categories on itch.io last night cuz bored and I found franku

[severe seal]

you know whats funnier than half sword

[prisma pollen]

i think i broke his arm

[worn heron]

Whut

[severe seal]

full sword

[kindred notch]

BAHAHAHAHAAAAA 😐

but yes pls release game

hurry up devs

[tribal prairie]

i can do This man

[devout hinge]

juice galaxy is schizo

[copper moon]

Kiggy

[kindred notch]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-spin-wedding-party-gif-12687335

[worn heron]

I streamed it for the first time on mushrooms.

[oblique flint]

Frankarthan

[worn heron]

[devout hinge]

you should do cruelty squad next

[severe seal]

i was trying to push her to the pits in 4:01:08 in the stream

i failed

[worn heron]

I've heard of this a lot but surprisingly not seen anything on it

[severe seal]

chiv 2

[soft osprey]

That’s impossible, stop putting it up your Willie and it’ll be fine

[devout hinge]

pyrocynical made like a 4 or 3 hour video on it

[severe seal]

i cant

[soft osprey]

Mods this man needs an intervention

[worn heron]

He can make a 2 hour video on a deep dive into a tiktok short

but mood

[severe seal]

check 4:06:40 or something near it

they tryna vote kick me

🙏

[worn heron]

deserved

[severe seal]

die

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

Can we get a kick vote for this man here too

[severe seal]

you shall be crushed by the weight of your sins inshallah.

[tribal prairie]

another one

[soft osprey]

You’re lucky I don’t know how to start a poll

[chilly moth]

The timing is really weird.

[devout hinge]

currently drinking a 18+ drink while im 17 please dont call skibidi toilet on me

[worn heron]

c'mon Roku, you gotta vote

[soft osprey]

This is outrageous I’ve been uno reversed

[brave flicker]

domination

[worn heron]

democracy is a cruel business

[soft osprey]

I’m taking the second yes as a no because Roku is beloved and everyone wants me here for my feet pics

[severe seal]

you see the text

its a yes

[cedar summit]

this is why dictatorship is the best