halfsword-chat-⚔

[worn heron]

no politics

[olive blade]

never got my fit ratings

[worn heron]

oh shit sorry lemme see it in general

[lethal pagoda]

Obvious? Conspicuous? Flagrant? Willie? Apparent?

What do this words mean?

Nobody will ever know.

[visual trail]

DUR DA DURR

[jolly gorge]

Yall I forgor all the voice stuff was getting rerecorded td lol

[loud river]

August 19th, the heat-death of the universe.

August 19th, the heat-death of the universe.

August 19th, the heat-death of the universe.

[jolly gorge]

Ready to implode, cvck?

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-august-12-2036-heat-death-of-the-universe-squidward-gif-6082127232150777232

[devout hinge]

its agusut 20th

[jolly gorge]

Bad timezone

[loud river]

R*manian

[worn heron]

[hushed agate]

Who's horny rn?

[worn heron]

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/napsuvane-shta-napsuvam-gif-1034974944480941754

[whole rapids]

🐐

[loud river]

What’s that mean @devout hinge?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[arctic plank]

yknow, i dont know wich one of you is stupid great enough to watch my braindead streams but i just looked at my halfsword stream summary and i had a whole 77 new people hopping onto the stream and a viewer average of 4.5 wich is insane for me being such a tiny streamer

[loud river]

Half Sword is a meta tactic rn

[soft osprey]

Gz brother. If you show more Willie feet I’ll watch

[loud river]

Milk it for as much as you can

[arctic plank]

bet

on fanum

[devout hinge]

whats mean what

[loud river]

Da gif

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-post-this-milk-gif-26304337

[devout hinge]

this one?/

[loud river]

Shta Napsuvam

[honest pine]

hello pookies

[devout hinge]

no idea man its probably gypsy language or indian or something like that

[arctic plank]

i wish i was homelander ong 😭

[jolly gorge]

🤔

[loud river]

💀

[devout hinge]

@loud river

[worn heron]

what do you mean by that

[soft osprey]

Okay I gave you a follow please hold up your end and show Willie feet at least once

[worn heron]

Yeah that's what I got too with google lens

[arctic plank]

you know exactly what i mean gimme dem tiddy milk

[loud river]

Bulgarian is wild

[wise python]

Is the itch.io and steam download the same?

[devout hinge]

nope

[loud river]

They don’t count as Balkan right?

[arctic plank]

100% my next stream gonna be tons of unarmed combat for the maximum anmount of feet

[soft osprey]

I’m convinced the balkans aren’t even real

[worn heron]

Buh

[wise python]

Could anyone tell me the difference

[worn heron]

Itch link en route

[devout hinge]

they are

[soft osprey]

Tysm sir I will definitely hop in the next time I see it pop up on my screen

[honest pine]

my head hurts like ass

[worn heron]

https://knives-frank.itch.io/halfsword

[honest pine]

terrible ache

[worn heron]

Windows firewall may flag it because it's from itch.io but it's safe

[soft osprey]

Do you want me to rub you

[worn heron]

stop that

[honest pine]

sure why not

[worn heron]

[arctic plank]

why is the guys wearing the i drive guys face

[soft osprey]

What I’m offering Roku services we do nice things here

[honest pine]

true honestly

[worn heron]

That's Franky

[honest pine]

im dehyrated

[worn heron]

[storm osprey]

i drink and drive

[sonic bane]

ryan gosling

[worn heron]

[soft osprey]

THEE Frankie? Of half sword fame?

[arctic plank]

yes him

[worn heron]

as a public safety guy uhh don't do that 🦺

[jolly gorge]

😔😔😔

[honest pine]

that gif so good bro

[storm osprey]

but public safety guy ivbe been doing this for 6 year

i know what im doing

[worn heron]

ivbe

[honest pine]

i cant find it tho?

[soft osprey]

This is a cry for help

[honest pine]

is it for this server?

[worn heron]

It's for a different server, I have discord nitro

I am a collector of emojis

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/no-discord-nitro-laugh-at-this-user-discord-nitro-nitro-poor-joke-gif-22160167

[honest pine]

i see

[worn heron]

[jolly gorge]

[storm osprey]

problemo?

[worn heron]

DRIVE RESPONSIBLE

[visual trail]

is breakdancing a playstyle

[worn heron]

(I even have my own little server for dumb emojis)

[soft osprey]

It is in Australia

[worn heron]

you tell me

[storm osprey]

if i tell this public safety guy that im the public danger guy... hes gonna lose it

[honest pine]

hearing the word thy makes me instantly remember shadow of the colossus

"thy next foe is..."

[soft osprey]

This discord has been the best supplier of memes for me in a long time

[vapid cradle]

is there any playtest invite in here?

[worn heron]

thank lord Milek

[cerulean needle]

https://tenor.com/view/your-opinion-has-been-recorded-thank-you-gif-24588617

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/decisions-final-are-gif-18571604

[vapid cradle]

is the playtest take long to get? after signing

[thorny cape]

imagine add a D&D type mode🤤

[worn heron]

10 minutes to 12 hours depending on who's online to accept you!

[storm osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/generalgory-waterloo-roblox-napoleon-napoleonic-gif-20808391

[worn heron]

Might get lucky and be super quick, keep an eye on your emails!

[storm osprey]

keep an eye on yourr neighborhood bar

[tender quest]

dang he put some momentum into that stab

[near wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[vapid cradle]

is there any christian in here I need to talk

[honest pine]

about what bro 💀

[storm osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1006581059858727013/1103356227020406988/I_Love_Sweden_niga.gif

[worn heron]

oh maybe a bad time

oops

my bad friend

[honest pine]

eto blehh

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/bleh-bleh-cat-spinning-cat-bleeeh-gif-27228826

[honest pine]

whats magyar?

[loud river]

Dude Instagram is a cesspit I’d rather let my child on Twitter, and that’s saying something.

[soft osprey]

It’s the stuff that comes out of a volcano

[honest pine]

fr tho whats that

[vapid cradle]

I am a muslim and want to have like a chating podcast
not joking with respect ofcorse *no need to talk bad about religion

[honest pine]

interesting

[soft osprey]

Hungary, more or less

[honest pine]

oooh

nah im turkish

[worn heron]

I grew up Catholic but I'd definitely not be the guy to go to, I'm not religious anymore

[soft osprey]

Hungarian v Turkish ok fight

[honest pine]

yeah i mean they share those letters

[storm osprey]

mods, run his pockets

[devout hinge]

mista, that was beautiful

[worn heron]

You already spent all his money at the bar

[honest pine]

yep

[tender quest]

ty ty

[sonic bane]

ulanic or smth like that

[storm osprey]

they had a 20 for one fire sale 👍

[sonic bane]

its the same family as finnish

[soft osprey]

It’s not directly no, but it is related

[devout hinge]

no wonder the hungarians are so schizophrenic

[soft osprey]

The balkans, and Finland aren’t real.

Stop spreading misinformation

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/depressed-chicken-in-the-rain-very-sad-moment-gif-6220165983648670038

[devout hinge]

ive never met a fin

[jolly nexus]

poor willie

[devout hinge]

you know what i meant you bastard

[worn heron]

He deserved it

[storm osprey]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/737778716465168455/1082752906618490910/r7lcf5guuyq91.gif

[worn heron]

he didn't produce enough Gruggles and Ahhs by August 19th

[soft osprey]

Alright fellas it’s been real but I’m gonna go drink and do drugs for a while now. See y’all later

[honest pine]

whats this poll bro 💀

[worn heron]

these people are schizophrenic

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-man-sleep-kaan-ozdil-turkey-flag-gif-17358943

[jolly nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-chad-gif-23236689

[worn heron]

-# case in point.

[brittle robin]

Where blood mate

[sonic bane]

-#case in point

crazy

[devout hinge]

massive skill issue

[devout hinge]

#- you do it like this noob

[sonic bane]

i know how to do this one tho

[median rose]

hrlo

[dire wing]

did you read the giant disclaimer at the start of the game

[sonic bane]

- di

[worn heron]

You need to put a space after the hashtag, my phone was lagging because of the two gifs lol

[honest pine]

minor spelling mistake

[visual trail]

lowkey bombing the next person to buy the roku remote

[sonic bane]

- lol

[honest pine]

mods, decapitate him

[jolly nexus]

yes

[visual trail]

oldduo

[worn heron]

-# add snails to halfsword when

[sonic bane]

#- pepe

[jolly nexus]

the snail is willie's biggest enemy?

[sonic bane]

- e

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/snail-gif-23561884

[worn heron]

Swap it the other way. "-#"

[dire wing]

Willie is evolving into a flying creature

[sonic bane]

-# n

[worn heron]

[dire wing]

the ghost of demos past?

[jolly nexus]

willie is a beautiful, colorful, magical butterfly (I wish it were real)

[honest pine]

devs add gore and my life is yours!

[visual trail]

did you just join the server

[honest pine]

im just jokin

[visual trail]

love

[honest pine]

duh

[tender quest]

multiplayer experience, guy keeps copying me

[boreal path]

contra posta baby

[fast bramble]

Had that happen yesterday lol

[tender quest]

best one yet imo

[tender quest]

fighting with dull swords?

[fast bramble]

Apparently

We just kept doing the same moves and the swords bounced off our arms

[loud river]

I swear the tier 3 swords suck ass

[tender quest]

poor guy

[loud river]

I wanna do unarmored longsword duels with the tier 6 longswords

[devout hinge]

i gotta piss but instead ill play halfsword

just got the dirtiest tackle it was worth not pissing

[tender quest]

ah well time for bed anyway

should've realised sooner

[real adder]

can someone accept me for the half sword playstest

[summer iris]

when i requested it deadass took like 30 min

not bad so good luck bro

[jolly gorge]

i only waited 15 min

[coarse leaf]

wille im sorry

[fast bramble]

If you look closely at them they're all rusted and not polished so I'd believe that they also weren't sharp

[verbal drift]

How do I unlock this arena?

[jolly gorge]

do u have play test

ive seen this game all over tiktok and just new it was a sick game so i had to get into it

[verbal drift]

this?

[tiny cave]

What sensitivity you play on?

[pearl hemlock]

when the full release comes out do yall think that the game demo and playtest will stay

[jolly gorge]

yea

u need to request if u dont

[verbal drift]

I asked for access

How long will it take?

[jolly gorge]

..

[real adder]

yes how long

[jolly gorge]

mine only took 15-20 mins

could take upto 1-12 hours they said to me but mine was done in 15-20 mins

[real adder]

luck

[worn heron]

10 minutes - 12 hours. It depends on what devs are online to accept everybody

Sometimes you get lucky

[real adder]

are they online

[verbal drift]

okok thanks man

[lusty brook]

Sorry for my previous profile abt me my friend payed me 5 bucks for him to change it for a month

[real adder]

and what do you need to do whn they accept you

[earnest yacht]

You download it ?

[real adder]

ok thanks

[earnest yacht]

They send you a email that is hooked up with your steam account when you get accepted then you download it from your library. The demo is just as fun as the playtest has no blood

[real adder]

im waiting 15min

@earnest yacht why no blood

[earnest yacht]

My guess is because it’s a play test which means it’s in development, but I’m not to sure on the actual reason.

[real adder]

ok

[rapid sleet]

when is blood coming in the playtest again?

blood gore ect.

[sonic bane]

around 21st sempteber

[cedar summit]

https://outplayed.tv/media/2WGVbG
spinning around

[glossy tendon]

question will the bosses ever return i wanna fight the reaper in playtest NGGL

[jolly gorge]

Tgs isn't even until the 26-27th iirc😭😭😭

[sonic bane]

i said what i remembered cause i aint sure wtf i know

[cedar summit]

I feel like you're the type of guy if someone asks for directions. You would tell the person where the location is. But you actually have no idea. So you're basically pointing them in the wrong direction

[visual trail]

wood condom bouta be fire

[glad urchin]

can you play this game on mobile?

[crude plume]

Yes

[real adder]

hell no

[dapper saffron]

Is this a genuine question

[glad urchin]

yes?

i don’t know much about the game

[dapper saffron]

Where did you hear about the game?

[visual trail]

why do so many people have a bubble in their profile that says they are under investigation

[fast bramble]

It's a meme

[dapper saffron]

edgelords

[brittle robin]

Children and minors

[visual trail]

😭

cherry pepsi or squirt

[fast bramble]

No, and it likely won't be coming to mobile if you mean phones/tablets. You might be able to run it on a Steam Deck, though, but I don't have any experience using one or Proton

[dapper saffron]

It plays amazing on steam deck

[glad urchin]

ok ty

[storm osprey]

some russian guy will make it work on mobile dw

[jolly gorge]

I can't imagine that playing this game on a phone would be fun. Without the control of a mouse it would be a nightmare to play anyway.

[fast bramble]

Yeah it'd be a mess lol

[visual trail]

it doesnt have a mobile version 😡 -10/10

[jolly gorge]

Lmao.

[surreal cape]

need gore like this on the play test

[jolly gorge]

Dear god, no one reads huh?

[dapper saffron]

Nope

[surreal cape]

i cant read

[jolly gorge]

Liar

[spare iris]

i just read it for the first time haha

5 minutes ago

[surreal cape]

i cant frfr

[jolly gorge]

Get your illiterate ass to school. Tf you doing on the half sword discord?

[spare iris]

how tf are you playing first person wtf

[surreal cape]

press v

[spare iris]

oh fuck you telling me now

[signal wedge]

Mods, half this man's sword

[spare iris]

i wanted this for a week

[surreal cape]

😂

you really didnt know??

wait so abt gore is there in the play test or like na??

[jolly gorge]

Mfers when they remain illiterate.

[surreal cape]

yup still cant reD

[jolly gorge]

For like the thousandth time, the Tokyo Games Festival is a family event so hard gore isn't allowed.

The Playtest remains goreless until it's over in September.

[dapper saffron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1049906956640469065/1274777521619210240/attachment.gif

[surreal cape]

oh thank you bro

[surreal cape]

W

[jolly gorge]

Also theres a disclaimer literally every time you start the play test.

[solid igloo]

Where can you get the playtest with the armor and shit?

[jolly gorge]

World's most literate gaming community.

[jolly gorge]

Request access on Steam.

[dapper saffron]

The fuck are you

What is that thing next to your name

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/im-batman-batman-gif-22335173

[solid igloo]

Discord guild

[solid igloo]

What?

I have the demo on steam if that's what you mean

[cedar summit]

scroll down. should be sign up for playtest

wait 5-15 mins

Check Email. See if you got accepted.

[jolly gorge]

You people are not beating the illiteracy allegations

[solid igloo]

Okay I see that now

[solid igloo]

Grow up, seriously

[weak roost]

No for real tho, what is that tag.

[jolly gorge]

I'm sorry, when there's a disclaimer when you start the game and also plain text as to how to request access I'm going to make fun of you lol.

[solid igloo]

Discord guild

[weak roost]

What is a discord guild?

[cedar summit]

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/23187611406999-Guilds-FAQ

[solid igloo]

Basically servers that meet requirements, it's weird. A friend of mine owns a Gmod server and we made it a guild

And that article coming in clutch, thanks g

[weak roost]

Interesting, I've never seen that before.

[visual trail]

sounds like a buncha bull

[proper magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kyle-hog-ride-funny-gif-15759719

[languid nest]

Waiting patiently for kicks to be added

Any and all stones thrown through devs windows were not thrown by me. Any such accusations will face legal action.

[dusky pilot]

any devs reply woulkd be gold

[earnest magnet]

any of you guys like 20 mins in while playing the game crashes saying fatal error? how do i fix it

[soft osprey]

-dx11 in launch options is the most common fix

Or through the game settings

[earnest magnet]

Yeah i was wondering about that

[dusky pilot]

maybe graphics or smh

[earnest magnet]

i have good specs idk

rtx 3070

[dusky pilot]

w

[dusky pilot]

my papa

[sonic bane]

let me solo her alternative universe (they tank instead of dodging)

[pseudo tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1163369143937015859/1275253729288913037/image.png?ex=66c53816&is=66c3e696&hm=c6545493115e195d104e71e2cbc135f91a0315ffd8c34aac8ca6985138fce2d8&

[main jungle]

this games good but when is the shoulder mounted 50 cal. getting added

[long siren]

My every single death in the demo is from a spear

[weak roost]

fr

[quartz nimbus]

One of the videos I made for this discord randomly got 1000 views lol, very weird

[main jungle]

i dislike spears

[quartz nimbus]

I just uploaded it to youtube because it was too big for discord

[zealous urchin]

how do you guys have blood on the playtest, for some reason I don’t

[lethal pagoda]

Ima buss when kick is added to game

[deep shale]

perhaps a earlier version of it, back when it was was enabled.

[vast ridge]

how

[vast ridge]

dont use dx12 brother

dx11 is more stable

[rugged quest]

they need to add multiplayert

[azure bloom]

When I hit the sword, no blood comes out, in the clips I saw the bodies even being dismembered

How do I activate this function?

[rugged quest]

its in the demo

[rugged quest]

not the playtest

[weary axle]

im gonna need the playtest frfr

[azure bloom]

yes, but when I try to play the demo it only stays on a dark screen, it doesn't just stay in the tutorial

An NPC always appears and kills me and restarts everything

entendi

[plain minnow]

how do i verse my friends?

[azure bloom]

Is there a way to play 1v1 locally?

I understood

[signal wedge]

Seepage

[loud river]

anyone elses willies start havin seizures in buhurt mode?

fr

[opal sundial]

hi cvckold

[loud river]

hi mememan!

shanky shank

[coarse summit]

loving that axes can end fights in one or two swings

[untold heart]

Nice to see a fpp enjoyer

[near lichen]

yes, with mod

[frank scarab]

first person rules!!!

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-beast-mr-beast-dead-people-mr-beast-dead-mr-beast-murder-gif-13123166744191354727

[loud river]

You already know it!

First person is peak for longswords

[severe seal]

me when first person with helmet

[loud river]

Good thing I only ever play in tiers 6 and below!

[restive garnet]

ohh it better be good

[winter oriole]

any1 know if ill get in trouble for cheating if its only single player

[severe seal]

you will suffer for your actions

[loud river]

It's an offline game that you're playing for free, no one cares if you use the trainer

[winter oriole]

is that a ill grab ur nipple and twist it or a i will castrate you threat

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-frog-the-fog-fog-fog-consume-fog-is-going-to-consume-us-gif-7275883596114669957

[winter oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-glass-deku-izuku-midoriya-realistic-gif-5950495279688466417

[severe seal]

fortheloveofgod!domenoharmbutletmelive😭

https://tenor.com/view/moderator-gif-23608962

[loud river]

Real solid duel here, longsword vs axe and shield.

[severe seal]

literally mind blowing?

[loud river]

#music-🎵

[frank scarab]

no, dont

not again, never again

[severe seal]

thats fucked up dude wtf

ban this guy

[frank scarab]

fuck its coming back to me

[restive garnet]

hes banned

[severe seal]

HAH

[loud river]

There we go goddamn

The ban didn't wanna go through 💀

[frank scarab]

shit i was scared

[loud river]

I knew what bro was gonna post, I was just lettin him dig his own grave.

He ain't slick.

[coarse summit]

what happened? I was playing my game lol

turn away for 1 buhurt I swear

[severe seal]

its better you don kno

[eager verge]

What was it

[severe seal]

actually you probably know

[loud river]

Dude made a Ronnie McNutt joke

[eager verge]

Oh

[coarse summit]

ah, that's no good

[loud river]

Doesn't fly round here.

[severe seal]

SHOULDNT fly anywhere

[coarse summit]

fair, it's a serious topic and ronnie was suffering, doesn't deserve to be the butt of a joke

[frank scarab]

pretty sure he was about to post the actual video right here.

[loud river]

He posted a meme song in #music-🎵, that has since been deleted.

[tribal comet]

half sord cool game

[signal wedge]

Omg sir cvckold the constable hi

[near lichen]

are you watching Gamescom opening night later?

[loud river]

Howdy Silly!

[loud river]

Yo when is this?

I need to see what they rejected Half Sword for.

[restive garnet]

is that today?

[signal wedge]

Omg it's GalaxyHighMarshal VFX/JigglePhysics!!!! Hi

[frank scarab]

Omg silly head hi, you're much more silly then the other guy. keep it up

[loud river]

fr

[signal wedge]

Who's the other guy 😄

[loud river]

some dude tried to steal your silly name

posted suicide joke

got banned

lol

[signal wedge]

Someone tried to steal my name 💀

[loud river]

bros name was sillygoober

[frank scarab]

he wasn't silly but he sure was a goober.

[near lichen]

yes in 15 hours @loud river https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lXQmgsb-4w

[signal wedge]

I see

[lethal pagoda]

how to get naked willie

[frank scarab]

get naked

[near lichen]

looking forward to seeing Arc Raiders but other games not really

[lethal pagoda]

Some guy had a glitch where his willie was naked

[frank scarab]

pause

[frank scarab]

like this?

[lethal pagoda]

Yes

[lethal pagoda]

HOW TO REPLICATE

[lavish orchid]

hot

[lethal pagoda]

RESPOND

[restive garnet]

Will watch! Thx

[lethal pagoda]

How to get naked willies

[frank scarab]

chose tier one then click on an pvp match then click esc shortly after.

[restive garnet]

Rizz willieh

[lethal pagoda]

Guys you can't knock me for wanting naked willie

It would be great footage

[near lichen]

I heard the people from Game Seer are also meeting with Epic Games about your game, hope everything goes well and you guys get the support you need!!

[humble bloom]

Footage for what site

[lethal pagoda]

That's confidential

[restive garnet]

Heck yee!!

Willie OF course

[weak crescent]

Evening gents

Especially @inland elk and @restive garnet

[restive garnet]

[loud river]

I'm doing first person longsword duels in the VC on stream if anyone wants to watch.

Fiend!

[vapid heart]

what happens when i beat the grim reaper

[weak crescent]

I would but I'm at work

[loud river]

you keep goin!

[near lichen]

more bosses

[frank scarab]

and better gear

[weak crescent]

You never seen final destination? You don't beat him

[little verge]

How is it going Half Sworders!

[tribal comet]

cool

[weak crescent]

Working, how about yourself?

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/same-office-sad-gif-19573853

[weak crescent]

Can't wait until we can just live in halfsword forever

[autumn barn]

thats kinda sad

[frank scarab]

untouched studio audio of demo screams?

[thorn ravine]

they should make it so the axe can break the shield

[little verge]

You are gonna get the neurolink huh?

[humble bloom]

Future

[near lichen]

is there an axeman guild @loud river

[lethal pagoda]

@frank scarab The naked willie is only temporary

[weak crescent]

Yep I'll upload my conscience to a Willie and live my medieval fantasy

[frank scarab]

if its an wooden shield.

[lethal pagoda]

I must walk around naked

[little verge]

That is a weird way to go about saying you wanna be inside willie.

[weak crescent]

Idk but I've always imagined hacking a guys shield was pointless as after you hack once he stabs you

[loud river]

Nothin yet, could be made if there is enough support lol.

[thorn ravine]

Shields arent made out of metal

[near lichen]

which guild do we put our axe kills in

[loud river]

gooooood SHIT

Fuck yeah

[frank scarab]

you can try loading an 1v1 match then crash you're via taskmanager, idk if its patched or not but give is a try.

[loud river]

#1272867246984659005 for one handed, #1263255402729181184 for two handed

[near lichen]

awesome thx

[weak crescent]

I think the axe bois should get their own as they're essentially their own category, maces do.

I'd use axes way more with blood

[loud river]

100 percent

splitting a head with an axe is gonna be a huge gore milestone for the game.

[lethal pagoda]

Do I need to press escape then task manager?

[hot gate]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-the-mask-jaw-drop-eyes-out-gif-5955974

[untold heart]

Brug

[frank scarab]

no, just load into a match i think

[untold heart]

Half seggs

[weak crescent]

That plus just the disabling ability is unmatched. If they're unarmored they're in chunks, in armor I just bash them

[lethal pagoda]

Ain't no way u did that to willie for 20 secs bruh u freaky af

[little verge]

Not my clip.

[lethal pagoda]

Sure 😒

[weak crescent]

I have a clip somewhere of me like shaking on Willie's face with my ass

[narrow berry]

You're so fucked up.

[little verge]

Like I said 90% of the content made with this game is often accidentally sexual.

[heavy shard]

The lack of humanity from these people... 💔

[weak crescent]

Nothing less sexual than sweaty men tryna submit he other

[narrow berry]

Add sex to this game

[heavy shard]

No!

[coarse summit]

how to aim cock?

[untold heart]

Like with most physics based games

[frank scarab]

"you're so fucked up." 10 secs later

[lethal pagoda]

Also how would that make my willies naked?

that would just close my game

[narrow berry]

I'm being epic and chadly.

[weak crescent]

Bazuso fucking sucks bro got instakilled

[frank scarab]

just reopen it

[lethal pagoda]

I did

[weak crescent]

Lmao imagine supporting a z character

[narrow berry]

Shut the fuck up. Fuck you.

[lethal pagoda]

No naked willies

[weak crescent]

I'll cut you clean through your faceplate

[heavy shard]

What's with this game and naked Willies 🤥

[lethal pagoda]

Even me?

Y im the most normal here

[narrow berry]

*runs you over 18 times with a fucking semi truck and peels out on your body, throwing your body parts everywhere. You're dead *

[lethal pagoda]

No naked willies in sight @frank scarab

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-true-kramer-seinfeld-gif-6564373007119861775

[weak crescent]

I'm normal

[weak crescent]

loses to a 16yo orphan

[lethal pagoda]

u special

[narrow berry]

I best you to death with a skate board and then I kick flip it, impressing your family so much that they adopt me as their son

They all cheer, too. Like "fuck yeah" and "sick!"

[severe seal]

freaky

[narrow berry]

Yes. I am. I'm fucking insanely special. You're a common. I'm holographic. Join spec

Irl

[lethal pagoda]

ur just another piece of the puzzle

[weak crescent]

Best side character from Berk is definitely an apostle not poopy bazuso

[narrow berry]

The best side character is noferatu zodd and then bazuso you fucking moron. Spaghetti ass.

[lethal pagoda]

Can the devs just add the konami code and its make your willie naked

[weak crescent]

It's between zodd or ganishka

[loud river]

rolled, cinnamon rolled even

[narrow berry]

No. It's zodd. Next.

[thorn ravine]

U guys should add multiplayer

[weak crescent]

Ganishka 1v1 with zodd and gaishka wins everytime homie

[lethal pagoda]

There is multiplayer

[narrow berry]

We're talking about adding bazuso to half sword. It applies. I'm a mod hopeful and I do nothing wrong. Mute yourself.

[thorn ravine]

No there isnt

[lethal pagoda]

I'm playing it right now

[thorn ravine]

Screenshot it

[weak crescent]

Berk is set in same time period roughly

[plain fractal]

how you do that move

[frank scarab]

guess its patched, pretty sure i did it when they haven't patched it yet.

[narrow berry]

I'm friends with fiend now. I redirect all beating death threats and tractor trailer run overs at vuhbo now. I kill him and his family adopts me

[true island]

Am I supposed to be able to do this with polearms

and if so how do I intentionally do this

[loud river]

Skill lol

[lethal pagoda]

@loud river Relay a word to the devs to add intentional naked willie

[loud river]

FUCKIN REVENGE 2 handed axes are my BANE. Get bent you Hell-Willie.

[narrow berry]

Add sex to the game.

[lethal pagoda]

Shut up green bean

[dire wing]

what the hell is lock on meant to do

[thorn ravine]

You're an idiot

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/aint-reading-all-that-dobnft-dob-happy-for-you-sorry-that-happened-gif-11454673210705304696

[weak crescent]

[heavy shard]

That is

[dire wing]

then why AINT IT LOCK ON

[heavy shard]

im with him ingame

[thorn ravine]

How do you do it then

[heavy shard]

its ELO and restricted to certain copies of the game idk its really strange

We got it more recently so that's probably Y

[thorn ravine]

yu lying

[heavy shard]

No?

[weary axle]

how to get swords and everything on the 1v1 fights?

[narrow berry]

I kill vuhbo and then put his soul into a small cramped gem, not letting him feel relief, ever. I put it in my ass sometimes and do fucked up shit to it. I never release his soul. Siri, add bazuso to half sword.

[lethal pagoda]

Where is the naked willie class tier

[weary axle]

[loud river]

very bottom

[abstract coral]

cumming soon i think

[narrow berry]

I hear a muffled yell from the gem and continue doing fucked up shit to it and post about it online

[lethal pagoda]

I mean NAKED willie

[weary axle]

well then my tiers arent tiering uknow

[lethal pagoda]

Booty butt naked bare cheeks Willie

[loud river]

There is none.

[thorn ravine]

Yes Lol

[lethal pagoda]

Tell the devs to make it happen please

[loud river]

You have the playtest?

[compact basin]

yo how do you download halfsword?

[weary axle]

yess

[loud river]

Steam page.

[abstract coral]

click the download button

[loud river]

Vuhbo go shitpost in #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[weak crescent]

I saw at least 3 on my 15 min walk to work today

[loud river]

💀

[narrow berry]

Very quickly because I have a fast connection that I pay 80 a month for @jolly gorge can you keep this to half sword chat?

[lethal pagoda]

Catch this Willie motion

[frank scarab]

hey you, get willied cuz you're being an weirdo.

[narrow berry]

Thank you. Good lord. What a fucking wacko.

[snow gulch]

yeah i dont think bros gonna get that mod he hopes for

[loud river]

Still streaming some first person longsword duels if anyone is interested in watching, VC 1.

[narrow berry]

I'm a mod of my own reality. For example, you are mind banned. I won't think about you for 2 years.

[weak crescent]

Peak

[snow gulch]

damn

[hearty thunder]

is there a way to turn off head bob in first person? all the shaking is terrible

[loud river]

Unfortunately no, but if you turn up your FOV to max, it becomes more bearable.

[compact basin]

https://tenor.com/view/betty-white-math-calculating-confused-golden-girls-gif-27641696

[hearty thunder]

will there eventually be a way?

[weak crescent]

Lower mouse sensitivity

[narrow berry]

I hope not.

[hearty thunder]

your brain auto stabilizes your vision when moving, why can't the game do that

[narrow berry]

Whatever mad jack contributes to this games development to disable head bib, I will contribute 2x the amount to keep it in, and make it worse.

[loud river]

I dunno, I can imagine yes

[hearty thunder]

also it's walking movement, not swinging

[narrow berry]

Just accept the answer like a Chad.

[loud river]

Games don't work the same way IRL eyes work, there is a single camera

[hearty thunder]

sure, just sayin it's not more realistic to be all shakey

[narrow berry]

Simply install a motor in your chair that lowers and raises you at the same time as head bob.

It will then be negated.

[hearty thunder]

good idea

[narrow berry]

I'm a mod hopeful. I look into the stars. You see me as a weird combo of that guy from the movie Drive and also Indiana Jones all my ideas are good

[weak crescent]

I am a secret mod

[narrow berry]

For the second time. Go to general chat. Second warning. First from a mod hopeful.

[loud river]

this willie fuckin trolled me, I got Ghost of Tsushima'd

[frank scarab]

guys did you know that 99% of willies hold g to give up before they win big?

[narrow berry]

Your rolls: idiot. Stupid. Fool. Churlish. Needs to be tripped and put to sleep.

[hearty thunder]

see this would be so cool if it didn't give me a headache

[rough grotto]

can i survive?

[narrow berry]

My rolls: funny. Cool. Handsome. Never wrong.

Yes. Chad image

[rough grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-epic-gangster-cake-chad-gif-128981431124930631

[plain fractal]

What does the f key do in the game?

[narrow berry]

No one knows.

[rough grotto]

if you dont belive im alive then i can send in a vid?

[plain fractal]

maybe @little verge know it?

[rough grotto]

lock on the target

[narrow berry]

No. I just said no one knows.

[plain fractal]

thanks

[rough grotto]

np

[narrow berry]

You're welcome.

[chilly moth]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/irWFJXLBW2uNuU8GR/d1337jL9S6SE?invite=cr-MSxPU1AsMjMzMzA1NDgyLA

First time I seen the weapon outright clip the helmet and get stuck in it

[rough grotto]

just gotta get up

[rough grotto]

i dont got legs nvm

[frank scarab]

ok then, what is this helmet that willie is wearing?

[chilly moth]

Is that a serious question

[narrow berry]

Armor.

[rough grotto]

that was not the question

[cedar summit]

anyone got any trick plays?

[rough grotto]

nvm, im capping

[cedar summit]

2h mace long

[frank scarab]

is this willie?

[narrow berry]

I'm never wrong. So yes. It was. I dr Manhattan burst move you, you turn into atoms

[stark sigil]

how do i get new maps

or diffrent maps

[rough grotto]

I SAID I WAS CAPPING RIGHT AFTER

[loud river]

Go to the store page and request access to the playtest

[narrow berry]

You're atoms.

[stark sigil]

i have that now what\

[rough grotto]

NUH UH

[cedar summit]

now you wait

[stark sigil]

for what?

[cedar summit]

an email

[stark sigil]

no i have the thing

like im playing rn how do i get new maps

[narrow berry]

No. That's a picture I dr Manhattan teleport move to Mars and construct a city at my whim

[rough grotto]

Well i aughta

[narrow berry]

How about I warn you. Youre about to be mind banned.

[chilly moth]

does this count

[loud river]

bro got a lil close for comfort

[rough grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/mirohtron-the-amazing-world-of-gumball-the-line-awog-cartoon-network-gif-20657143

[loud river]

? There is only one map for the playtest and the demo.

[frank scarab]

WRONG -100000 aura

[loud river]

Baz I appreciate it, but minimodding ain't the way to try and get on the mod team

[rough grotto]

[narrow berry]

I'm on my own mod team.

The elite mod crew.

[cedar summit]

Looking for trick plays. When killing another enemy. Example switch hand then switch back attack.

[rough grotto]

how do you do it THE INTENDED WAY (baz)

[loud river]

If you're harassing new folks in here, I'll have to give you a warn.

[weak crescent]

The best way to get mod is exude big dick energy

[chilly moth]

Does what the enemy did here count as a trick play https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iuKnsZTULNtK80HGu/d1337cTPQNoT?invite=cr-MSxmOTMsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

[cedar summit]

almost kinda

[loud river]

"Please take any non-half sword related conversations to #general-catfish-🐱🐟. It has no slow mode for a reason."

[cedar summit]

nah I want like fancy cool shit

[narrow berry]

I'm gathering my spirit bomb energy.

[loud river]

#1263255402729181184 has tons of that

[cedar summit]

Hmm okay Ill check poleman but i checked most gamefootage for blade and mace

[weak crescent]

Polearms really do make opponents look goofy af

[cedar summit]

some are almost there

[chilly moth]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/ivrhJCWmjPCBIQkS3/d1337exBmnPI?invite=cr-MSx6Y0wsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

[tribal knoll]

my new highest in demo

[cedar summit]

im at :38sec still not what im looking for casue its still just swinging

[chilly moth]

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/isMavc53obIDMxXHQ/d1337uBnn74c?invite=cr-MSxwTXIsMjA0MDg1NTI5LA

[cedar summit]

1:05 was cool

[cedar summit]

want the new version

[chilly moth]

it was a joke

I think you're implying you want more parries

[cedar summit]

Just cool shit

Like spinning, switch hands, stab behind idk

[snow gulch]

yooo broo its historically accurate medieval combat in berserk 🔥 🔥

[rough grotto]

crazy clip?https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944665678500208650/1274552184398418011/20240818-0214-16.5653528.mp4?ex=66c4a4f8&is=66c35378&hm=6f9776e4e51aa77a84c97ccc3d7eafdf109e8c5393f967612d40928e492434a7&

[pastel magnet]

where do you get these maps

[rough grotto]

i just call it dismantle and cleave

[chilly moth]

@cedar summit how about these

[rough grotto]

ik

[pastel magnet]

oki i requested

[loud river]

I'm looking forward to the gore in the playtest being actually reasonable, and not like a Tarantino film.

The demo gore is just too silly, and the duels in the playtest without the gore are begging for some tasteful stuff.

No limbs flyin everywhere and all that

[narrow berry]

Gore shouldn't be added back. It's pointless. People who want blood may have behavioral issues.

[loud river]

I want blood. Blood is cool, it makes the fights more visceral.

[rough grotto]

turn it off if you dont like it

[pastel magnet]

its deppth to the game

[chilly moth]

@restive garnet He is shitting on you

[narrow berry]

It is off.

[loud river]

Don't ping devs please

Even if they're chill with it

[cedar summit]

Think epic like this. Yes I know its not half sword

https://youtu.be/Pb8M5P1QKX8?t=257

[loud river]

Unless Galaxy has said it's ok, in which case go nuts.

[chilly moth]

yeah, there is no way you are doing lightsaber spinning in half sword

[rough grotto]

there is a game somewhat similar to this game, its called bulwark on roblox, just the arena and armor

[cedar summit]

I know. But something epic. Like DAAAAM.

I saw some guy post a video of a person in a headlock then snap his neck. That was epic too. In half sword

[vapid viper]

how do i get into like the arena

[rough grotto]

maybe people can mod the game

idk what the game devs want

[cedar summit]

This game would pop off if it was lightsabers LOL

[chilly moth]

what else would you consider epic?

[rough grotto]

predator mod

[chilly moth]

would someone throwing a sword to specifically hit someone in the neck count

[rough grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-ish-gif-18153162

[loud river]

ugh I wish I wasn't so AWSOME at HALF SWORD

[rough grotto]

real

[loud river]

I have 40 PEAK CLIPS to sort through

[cedar summit]

Just think BIG. Like throwing the weapon killing someone, or like block, spin, penetrate

[rough grotto]

i swear, i am probably the only one who mains Abyss more than regular

[chilly moth]

Anything that is possible ingame?

[loud river]

I hate the abyss dude

It's so fuckin bad now

[rough grotto]

how?

[wise vector]

multiplayer would be fire

[cedar summit]

for the 2h mace you can spin it around your head

[chilly moth]

oh

[rough grotto]

how is it bad?

not mad or upset, just wondeirng

[loud river]

Combat is 100 times worse, the gore is exaggerated, half the weapons aren't usable, the AI is dumb as a bag of rocks, there is basically zero skill involved.

The Abyss STINKE

[severe seal]

you need to agree with his opinion. he is 3rd at most messages...

[loud river]

I want the mode in the new combat though

That'd go hard

[chilly moth]

has the new combat improved the farmer weapons, I haven't checked those out yet

[rough grotto]

idc about his mssg count, i care about the opinion, it is reasonable

[severe seal]

does he know

[frank scarab]

and the only reason why people still play it is because one its rouge-like, and two it has gore.

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[loud river]

I'd say no, cuz the new combat has improved the weapons wear effects, which makes the farm weapons worse.

They're much much more dull.

[severe seal]

they dont care about that they want gore

[chilly moth]

Also playtest too hard for them or smth

looking at X

[rough grotto]

idk, the game is still easy even with a bit harder AI

[severe seal]

playtest isnt hard

[chilly moth]

maybe big streamers are just special

[cedar summit]

can you win 100 games in a row?

[loud river]

The playtest isn't Dark Souls hard, but it does have it's moments.

[rough grotto]

can you?

[severe seal]

hard part about the game is bugs

[loud river]

The AI can outsmart you sometimes, even I die a fair few times when I make mistakes.

[chilly moth]

@loud river are you amazing at the game

[cedar summit]

u said it was easy

[fallen lintel]

Just imagine

[loud river]

No one can self-proclaim that they're "amazing" at the game.

[chilly moth]

@cedar summit go and post shit to try and impress coldinhere, I failed

[rough grotto]

its not Peaceful

[narrow berry]

I'm the best at half sword. It's quite easy.

[severe seal]

ermrmmrmrm... mg mgmgm itsnothistorciicallyly accurtwsattete

[cedar summit]

Im not impressive either

[loud river]

He wouldn't like my stuff. It's mostly vanilla longsword wins.

[narrow berry]

I have mastered every weapon in the game and I have never lost.

[cedar summit]

I like this

[chilly moth]

Go and post clips, if you fail to impress coldinhere, you're mid

[frank scarab]

come on man, you could've atleast turned it lil bit to the left.

[loud river]

He indeed is the VFX genius doing the gore.

[narrow berry]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[chilly moth]

REAL HALF SWORD FOOTAGE

[severe seal]

he kidnaps people then he looks at the blood by injuring them and that how they made the blood

[loud river]

boopity

[severe seal]

wdym ❌ its ✅ !!!

[rough grotto]

he actin like he got shanked

[velvet heron]

devs should check playtest reqs my friend wants to play

[chilly moth]

Turn off the internet until he gets accepted

[rough grotto]

is it just me or is it impossible for me to play 1st person

[loud river]

A wave was just let in around an hour ago, he should check again if it was earlier.

[frank scarab]

tell you're play friend to wait

[chilly moth]

@loud river

[velvet heron]

alr ill tell him

[loud river]

Turn up your FOV and turn down your sensitivity.

Smaller movements with your mouse, and learn to know where your weapon is even off screen

Simple movements, hold shift and tap strafe

[chilly moth]

@cedar summit There is an spinning poleaxe in this clip and even a flying shield

[loud river]

Lock on strength should be maxed

[frank scarab]

like in real life, i think

[severe seal]

so is it impossible to play first person without these settings

[loud river]

Not impossible, just much harder

[narrow berry]

Not impressed

[chilly moth]

Last I remembered, cold doesn't start with a B

[loud river]

@cedar summit might like this

[narrow berry]

I didn't watch it

[near lichen]

that was a cool clip lol

[lavish idol]

Question, how would I possibly get the playtest version of the game?

or could I even?

[rough grotto]

you can request on steam

[static skiff]

i am going to CASTRATE you

[loud river]

Go to the store page and request access to the playtest

[lavish idol]

Okay okay I did

[rough grotto]

chill

[chilly moth]

Hit the griddy, yall middy mid mid! Finna work out them skibidi points to get that dub! Y'all middy mid mid! Gotta be litty lit lit! Hit that griddy grid grid! Ong fr fr

[near lichen]

and dont forget to read the disclaimer at the start of the playtest @lavish idol

[lavish idol]

being?

[static skiff]

no

[narrow berry]

Join us in general chat

[chilly moth]

Middy Moddy

[static skiff]

ok ironclad maker

[loud river]

Yall

[rough grotto]

yeas

[loud river]

Off topic to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 please

[lavish idol]

I SHALT ENJOY IT, SIRE.

[chilly moth]

[loud river]

shitpostin ain't for halfsword chat

[static skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-freaky-cat-level-infinity-gif-15287917168381984815

[lavish idol]

chat how long is the wait for the play test usually

[frank scarab]

5 mins - 28 hours

[static skiff]

a feline gets up to acts inconciveably devious

[lethal pagoda]

playing playtest with slow motion, its pretty fun

[lavish idol]

:3

[cedar summit]

LOL kinda

[static skiff]

how do

[narrow berry]

You aren't streaming

[chilly moth]

someone made a trainer mod for playtest already

[lavish idol]

What if I am a streamer :3

[loud river]

Shouldn't take more than a day, you're requesting late, so unless a dev is online, you'll have to wait a bit.

[lavish idol]

ahh alr alr ty

[cedar summit]

This isn't the best spin. But you can kinda do this over your head

https://outplayed.tv/media/N4m8Wl

[lavish idol]

who was the face model for the player

[chilly moth]

oh, that's what you want

[cedar summit]

but with more flare

and killing the other guy

[frank scarab]

this guy

[lavish idol]

the dev?

[frank scarab]

random guy

[lavish idol]

oh lmao

[frank scarab]

i think

[loud river]

Prolly one of the devs buds

Not a dev

[lavish idol]

what does F do in the basegame?

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-lightsaber-spin-hayden-christensen-rosario-dawson-anakin-skywalker-gif-15143154996669616313

[frank scarab]

lock on

[loud river]

It locks on! The lock on is soft though, so it may seem a bit too weak.

[rough grotto]

am i cooked?

[chilly moth]

I finally get it

Just more flashy movie style stuff

[cedar summit]

yes like that

[chilly moth]

So Flynning

[cedar summit]

Think of sword fights you saw and you were like DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAm

[chilly moth]

I personally prefer more realistic style fights so it's probably not going to work

[cedar summit]

if it was in a movie probably wasn't that realistic

[pastel magnet]

when will the game realse

and when will next update come

[chilly moth]

I don't watch many movies so probably not

[cedar summit]

then you got me there

[paper vine]

yall got to add blood on playtest ong

[opal sundial]

September

[cedar summit]

but if you can flashy shit

[rough grotto]

they will eventually

https://tenor.com/view/growing-old-getting-old-grow-old-old-man-becoming-old-gif-17885988

[sour flume]

wwe ahh move

[rough grotto]

rko

[sour flume]

I was hanging onto this dude for 10 min

[thin ruin]

its been 12 hours and i didnt get the playtest

[opal sundial]

1-12 hours is the usual time to get accepted. Keyword: usual

[narrow berry]

Is there a button in half sword to proclaim trans rights are human rights

[vapid heart]

damn it i fucking killed the grim reaper and then his scythe stabbed me as i jumped on top of him to stab him

[severe seal]

you cant break the canon event

[heavy shard]

XD

[narrow berry]

Why did you xd that

[pastel magnet]

what is the final boss i have goten to the 5 bosss

[opal sundial]

There’s 7 bosses

[heavy shard]

Here's a gold, kind stranger.

[narrow berry]

I don't understand

[severe seal]

undertrans

[pastel magnet]

is it possible to loose limbs as the player?

[timid estuary]

Good morning half sworders

[rough grotto]

i do

[chilly moth]

🫷

[narrow berry]

Oh. Are we anti trans in this server? I didn't realize. Do you guys want a trans hate button in half sword?

[chilly moth]

‼️

[pastel magnet]

what?

[chilly moth]

⁉️

[lethal pagoda]

What? Are you mental?

[narrow berry]

I just think there should be a button for it

[loud river]

Baz, you're flirtin with a warning here, don't say shit like that, and 100 percent don't say it in #halfsword-chat-⚔

[vast ridge]

ermm fr

[lethal pagoda]

He has been saying crazy shit all day

[vast ridge]

how you mod hopeful sayin shit like dat

[flint ledge]

where is the most updated half sword update

[chilly moth]

request access to the playtest on steam

[opal sundial]

He’s always spouting rage bait 24/7

[vast ridge]

and he followed up on it?

[lethal pagoda]

I think its real too. This man is bat shit insane! Lost man! Lost it!

[narrow berry]

Bazuso should be in the next update

[chilly moth]

@narrow berry speak up, don't take this lying down

[vast ridge]

seems like he doesnt have a positive agenda

[narrow berry]

Don't antagonize a fight, I just want to include things in uodates

[jolly gorge]

WHY are ppl wylin rn

[heavy shard]

can i have the nitrus today

[chilly moth]

📱 🫷

[loud river]

Yall

[jolly gorge]

nitrous*

[loud river]

Enough instigating. He took the verbal warning. Drop it.

[jolly gorge]

ik lol

[chilly moth]

👍

[severe seal]

where did temo vanish to

[opal sundial]

Let me just say he's always instigating fights himself.

[untold heart]

[lethal pagoda]

I might destroy you later

[flint ledge]

thanks

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-gif-16203136978705073575

[tribal yarrow]

is my keyboard broken or do you sometimes step forward without meaning to in playtest?

[loud river]

Nah it's a known bug

[lethal pagoda]

It will be painful. It will definitely not be quick.

[loud river]

Nice PFP btw!

[narrow berry]

It would be sick. Looks up to the sky

[tribal yarrow]

thanks boys

[jolly gorge]

gorillaz pfp w

[narrow berry]

If bazuso could be added...

[untold heart]

It's the physics. I think it's the rig trying to balance itself whenever it leans slightly forward

[lethal pagoda]

I might shave you bald and tar you with feathers.

[opal sundial]

bluds gonna come through the screen and punch me

[lethal pagoda]

I will give you the Willie one two

[chilly moth]

I'm personally gonna tell Franky to never add Bazuso

[jolly gorge]

🤔

[opal sundial]

ill give you a willie too 😏

[cedar summit]

This man used to be so helpful. All it takes is one bad day

[tribal yarrow]

makes sense cuz it seems at its worst when aiming sword

[lethal pagoda]

It's time for you to leave this planet in an untimely fashion

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-killing-joke-bad-day-gif-27690774

[narrow berry]

I'm like the joker. Yes.

[chilly moth]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/berserk/images/d/d3/Bazuso_Manga.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150809190519

Ok nevermind, he kinda cool

[cedar summit]

Let me see your flashy weapon plays. post go go go

[shut ledge]

youre fake

[narrow berry]

Wait, that's bazuso? I meant zodd.

[chilly moth]

Change your name bud

[tribal yarrow]

still what a game tho amiright

[narrow berry]

Imagine I post the kid rock song "fuck you I won't do what you tell me"

[vast ridge]

game is fire

[tribal yarrow]

i didnt have internet for 2 days and didnt care cuz the playtest all im on lately