halfsword-chat-⚔

[frigid tendon]

who gave them cheeks i want to speak to them

[loud river]

Change that!

[hushed gale]

Make the game cost $70 and hire more professionals

[flat orbit]

so his whole thing is just liking food a lot and having anger issues

[vapid pumice]

#1262865420076187658 message

[vapid pumice]

yeah

hes also ginger so

[chrome flame]

Wait didn't the pedo guy have a caseoh pfp

[versed bramble]

no

[flat orbit]

i wish ishowspeed was live right now

[loud river]

There's already 10 folks at Half Sword Games, with Game Seer publishing, we've got everything we need to make this game!

[frigid tendon]

loading up the game rn

[vapid pumice]

he had an ER pfp

[chrome flame]

Oh alr

[vapid pumice]

morgott will never escape the allegations

[hearty dragon]

whos morgott

[vapid pumice]

elden ring person

[flat orbit]

guy with hairy feet

[pseudo raptor]

Any news lately ?

[frigid tendon]

morgott is prob here rn in this chat

[frigid tendon]

ur morgott i can tell

[hushed gale]

Hire 10 more and give em more money

[heady spindle]

will this ever be multiplayer?

[pseudo raptor]

No I am margit

[frigid tendon]

i hope

[frigid tendon]

fbi we got em

[pseudo raptor]

Nah but who tf is margot

[vapid pumice]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

nah, i'd glaze

[loud river]

@solemn jetty Buddy, stop the spamming, now.

[vapid pumice]

with a name like that its to be expected

[hushed gale]

He wants something out of his head

[solemn jetty]

what spamming? i am simply digressing my feelings for the messages wich are entered in this incredibly thoughtfull chatroom

[versed bramble]

he thought he could jump me from behind

[pseudo raptor]

I want gore

[loud river]

As long as you stop broski 😄

[past nexus]

my boyfriend got access to the playtest like not even 30 seconds after applying and i didnt, this is blatant sexism

im sueing for 1 grillion dollars

[vapid pumice]

what did willie think he could do when he saw that

[loud river]

bad luck, the 1200 person wave was just accepted like a few minutes ago.

[versed bramble]

willies are dumb

[vapid pumice]

willie slander?

[loud river]

You'll have to wait a little bit now.

[solemn jetty]

fine, but do understand mister cvxkhold that this is merely just me expressing my personal feelings and i had no intention of causing any harm to thou.

[flat orbit]

how are you alive

[past nexus]

lmfao damn

literally just missed it

[versed bramble]

they should just pull their pants down and bend over when they see me

[past nexus]

this is unbelievable.....

[frank scarab]

TAKE THAT BACK YOU EVIL SCUM

[vapid pumice]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

this is willie's true power. and he didn't even TOUCH me.

[graceful cosmos]

So ive been thinking about the Half Sword name. ..... in quotations it could be "Half/Sword" instead. cus sometimes i just cant help typing it that way

[vapid pumice]

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD"

[versed bramble]

willie is messing with the wrong willie

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-willy-cute-gif-2159282053417534293

[vapid pumice]

pat pat

[vapid pumice]

have you ever done the same to both npcs and players, so you can see what a willie is made of

[versed bramble]

the true way to enjoy the game

[vapid pumice]

indeed

[versed bramble]

is by putting both npc and player dmg to 1

my npc dmg is at 1

yet my axe is absolutely demolishing these willies

I wonder what would happen if I max the dmg out

he doesnt know what he got himself into

fried

[flat orbit]

this skeleton zombie thing you got going on is really intimidating

[versed bramble]

look at that dodge

(trust me its a dodge I promise)

[graceful cosmos]

Yeaaa Me dying while killing the Npc is now a common occurence now :T

[past nexus]

is the abyss demo more fun than the playtest or like

or less buggy

or whats up

[versed bramble]

shit I might be dead

jk

I dont give up that easily

[frank scarab]

demo has gore and its rouge-like, playtest is just better at everything else

[past nexus]

oh ok

[versed bramble]

I may have lost my weapon, but I wont give up

[frigid tendon]

@loud river u said that it is 5% done, how do they expect to mantain popularity for 10 years until the release 💀 and if it keeps mantian the pace we at rn it will take 20 years

[versed bramble]

this dude's a cheater

[frigid tendon]

am curious cus shit will take so long

[versed bramble]

I lost my weapon and its nowhere to be found

[loud river]

Development is speeding up massively.

[versed bramble]

I guess I have no other choice

[frigid tendon]

that's good

[loud river]

It took 2 years to get here for Franky nearly solo, but now things are gonna start shmoovin.

[frigid tendon]

but if this is 5% then the end result will be like a 20 hour long rpg 💀

elden ring ahh

[loud river]

@indigo moss How old are you my brudda?

[past nexus]

brudda

[rapid tundra]

i think he is dead dude lmao

his guts are out his ribs are showing

his blood is leaking

[frigid tendon]

leave em in the dust he ain't standin back up

https://tenor.com/view/sans-phase-3-sans-undertale-last-breath-enigmatic-encounter-gif-4274561917735508414

[trail nacelle]

I don't think disarms count if they already dead

[jolly gorge]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Demo\HalfSwordUE5\Screenshots

[versed bramble]

reminds me of this

[frigid tendon]

that's romantic

omg case is such a terrible communist

[warm linden]

No multiplayer?

[lucid cove]

that's a dark reference that I wish I didn't understand

LOL

[boreal path]

you're always there for me champ

[warm linden]

Guess I gotta find out on my own 😂

[frigid tendon]

the winter map in the historic version is amazing

[graceful cosmos]

This is gonna be long wait till TGS

[frank scarab]

this

paste it in file explorer

[versed bramble]

bro thought I was playing

[frank scarab]

?

[teal beacon]

Why does it seem so hard to throw proper punches

[jolly gorge]

bro wants willies shaboingboing

[little verge]

Are you pressing both mouse buttons at the same time?

[teal beacon]

F

perhaps

just tried it and it works way better ol

[unreal mirage]

Tip: your left hook is the strongest

Willie probably would be a southpaw if he was a boxer

[jolly gorge]

c then g

[little verge]

In this stance you can also use alt key and your punches will be more like jabs.

[unreal mirage]

Wish the crouch movement had a bit more flexibility for better duck and weaving without falling lol if possible

[graceful cosmos]

wen kicks to to kick down the shield npcs

[unreal mirage]

no idea but there is footage in #work-in-progress

[teal beacon]

O

for some reason this game is taking all my memory idk why

[unreal mirage]

Holding alt is a better way to thrust than double click

[frank scarab]

the more you wait the sooner it gets.

[unreal mirage]

Memory leak ja, theyre still trying to fix it lol. it happened after a change in Unreal Engine

the playtest b4 didnt have this issue

Anyone with less than 12GB is screwed

[teal beacon]

yeah lol im at 97% memory on task manager

[versed bramble]

im not messing around anymore

[loud river]

It'll be fixed eventually, but the game will eat 90%+ of your memory no matter what for the time being.

I've got 16 and I'm always maxed

[meager halo]

yall we almost at 110 wishlisted to get blood/gore added to halfsword playtest

[terse swallow]

ay give me access chat

[dark tartan]

Does anyone else play on steam deck? I have an issue and wanted to know if im the only one

[opal sundial]

chat do you spare the beef

[frail forge]

no, the beef is all mine

[meager halo]

just dont play on high or epic settings and you will be fine if were talking about performance

but i dont know about controls

[dark tartan]

On the demo it runs fine until i die, then it basically craps itself

[loud river]

I believe there was one other fellow a long while ago who played the demo on a steam deck, I dunno if he's still around.

Dying on the demo is known to kill the game even on PCs

[dark tartan]

Playtest runs great though which is impressive

[loud river]

All fine

[opal sundial]

cvckold do you spare the beef

[loud river]

Beef?

[opal sundial]

yes

[loud river]

Spare it how?

[opal sundial]

the beef

[frank scarab]

just wait they accept multiple batches of people everyday.

[opal sundial]

do you spare the beef

[loud river]

Maybe

[versed bramble]

gorilla tag

[loud river]

I dunno

[versed bramble]

I caught a wild gorrila tag willie

more gorilla tag

[solemn jetty]

bros so brainrotted when he sees a split corpse he sees gorilla tag 😭

[terse swallow]

kk thx

[versed bramble]

swords are op

[languid aspen]

When is the Tokyo event ending?

[frank scarab]

somewhere around september

[severe seal]

got your nose

''you see what happens if you mess with me?'' ahh

[delicate goblet]

can i edit the files and give myself stuff

[storm jackal]

Is that full version how do I play in that map?

[severe seal]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 160,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

When the confirmation email is in your inbox (be sure to check your spam just in case!) the game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest"

enjoy and welcome to HalfSword!

theres no gore btw

[jolly gorge]

why is willie so strong with he alt grips

[severe seal]

and blood

[storm jackal]

Aw but that's alr

[jolly gorge]

this man two handed a one handed hammer and pushed me down with easy

[storm jackal]

I wanna knock the (beep) outta people I saw a video

[jolly gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/pheezy-trey-songz-going-crazy-crash-out-gif-3800836952683496968

[severe seal]

i need soundtrack for the game fr its so good

[storm jackal]

"you stabbed me.. you stabbed me pretty good" ahh face

[severe seal]

rdr2 reference!!

[storm jackal]

Yuuuuuhhhh

Rdr2 best story game ever

[severe seal]

frfri

[storm jackal]

Idc what anyone says

Haha got your leg

[severe seal]

they hit me so hard my skull broke and i fell unconsicuos

[nocturne cave]

FOOT BALL

OU

como libera o multiplayer?

n?

[lime sluice]

What does body density do???

[civic sun]

Olá camaradas BR

[storm jackal]

We should add slow motion

And a katana

[civic sun]

And zombies

[worthy badger]

please watch this #game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[jolly gorge]

skill issue!

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitan-nokotan-noko-deer-heaven-gif-3051815258615009393

[severe seal]

massive skill issues

[jolly gorge]

kill them

theres weapons in the game btw

[severe seal]

you are diagnosed with stage 4 skill issues

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/slippy-i-saw-what-you-deleted-slippydesnake-skyler-gif-10721741480770112366

[barren scaffold]

put it back in .... 👅👅

[barren scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-opp-youngboy-gif-27276067

[lime sluice]

Dude I have actual chills up my spine

[wise bramble]

Is it from your boyfriend putting it in ur butt

[lime sluice]

I am like fucking really far into the demo and I just killed a bunch of armored dudes and some boss music is playing and some dude in underwear is here

[opal sundial]

lol thats the glitched final boss

[lime sluice]

REALLY

LMAO

[vagrant locust]

would you fight this

[opal sundial]

hes supposed to copy your loadout

[barren scaffold]

thats me im in ur game and im gonna go through ur screen and touch you

[opal sundial]

mcwonderbeast sighting real

[lime sluice]

I won!

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/ruzonei-gif-22704569

[vagrant locust]

[little verge]

I been regions untraveled the lands of Tik Tok, the fjords of Instagram, the swamps of reddit, and the fiery bowels of Steam Discussion boards.

Verily wherever willie goes I do follow.

[severe seal]

and he stole your skin

[amber whale]

a nice angle slam to finish the fight

[opal sundial]

i aint reading allat (joke)

[wise bramble]

You guys don’t have any thread protection ?😂

[lime sluice]

What happens now that I have won

[vagrant locust]

what in the wwe is that

[wise bramble]

Why not go open source?

[lime sluice]

Who is the VA for all the screaming dudes

[wise bramble]

Me

[opal sundial]

kepontrucken

[severe seal]

me

[vagrant locust]

afton after the fire

[opal sundial]

actual misinformation epidemic right now lol

[severe seal]

do you really think he is gonna believe this

[fast bramble]

kepontrucken is the screaming dude, Ivan is the SPARE THE BEEF dude

[wise bramble]

This game has no thread protection and is sloppily written/structured surprised an entire leak of the source code isn’t on UC rn

[opal sundial]

someone literally got warned/muted for misleading multiple new peple asking questions

[wise bramble]

Hope you fix that if you plan on going multiplayer

[opal sundial]

multiplayer is unlikely

[severe seal]

thats not fun

[wise bramble]

Regardless the game is damn near open source 😂😂

[severe seal]

it isnt our fault they dont read FAQ

[wise bramble]

You can hijack threads with no repercussions due to there being no anti cheat

[opal sundial]

its almost like its a game thats still in is experimental/pre-alpha phase

[wise bramble]

It’s a game with no protection

[opal sundial]

and no online aspect

[wise bramble]

I have the variable tables and item tables

[severe seal]

so?

[wise bramble]

Still it’s free templates for other devs

[lime sluice]

These NPC's screamin in pain actin like I just killed dem or sumtin mang.

[wise bramble]

I’d be surprised if this game isn’t a copy and paste from another project

[opal sundial]

ask the devs about it i guess

[graceful cosmos]

whats the name of the weapon for that negan bat like weapon that looks like a godendag

[opal sundial]

with how far the game has evolved and changed, if it was a copy and paste it certainly has changed a lot in order to become its own game

[opal sundial]

its a goedendag (with spikes)

[graceful cosmos]

oh

[severe seal]

''what is that goedendag?''
''its a goedendag'' ahh

[opal sundial]

its literally a goedendag with spikes

[wise bramble]

All it took bro

Where do I report bugs

[opal sundial]

i wouldn't suggest pinging the devs directly

[frank scarab]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[opal sundial]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gunslinger-six-shooter-gun-flip-flip-gun-into-holster-gif-12524647873518510513

[severe seal]

i dont know what that means but i copied it

[timber lynx]

hey, is this game gonna be MULTIPLAYER or SINGLEPLAYER my friend n i are arguing about this

[severe seal]

splitscreen is being developed (i think?) you can play splitscreen with a mod for demo

[opal sundial]

multiplayer is unlikely but not out of the picture

[timber lynx]

oki thank u bruvs

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[opal sundial]

i aint reading allat

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-i-cannot-read-gif-10549564367608169258

[opal sundial]

[dense olive]

It's a short paragraph, if you can't be bothered to read that then why are you even here?

[severe seal]

if it works it works

[opal sundial]

the joke went straight over your head

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-stickfigure-not-affected-gif-14391548

[opal sundial]

[dense olive]

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

[severe seal]

its joke(r)

[opal sundial]

doesnt mean they have to be funny for everyone lol

[severe seal]

add THE FOG to halfsword

[barren scaffold]

fr fear of god drip

[opal sundial]

apparently someone typing "i aint reading allat" was too much of an offensive joke for you to handle

[dense olive]

I don't think anybody with a double figure IQ would find that funny

[severe seal]

it is now considered a racial slur

[opal sundial]

thats crazy its almost like i dont give a fuck

[dense olive]

Then why exactly are you still replying?

[severe seal]

to mention that he doesnt give a fuck

[opal sundial]

exactly

[opal sundial]

i have to communicate that i dont give a fuck before i actually dont give a fuck and stop replying. Am I supposed to just telepathically beam my remark that I dont give a fuck into your head?

[frank scarab]

the real joke is saying "i ain't reading allat" to someone who said the same thing earlier.

[barren scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779295724360826901/1123322625352015902/stoprambling.gif

[opal sundial]

real

[dense olive]

Yeah it really looks like you don't care lil buddy

[barren scaffold]

damn you gonna take that

[opal sundial]

wheres the picture of all the times ive said i aint reading allat

[opal sundial]

there we go

[graceful cosmos]

reading fur yello bellies

[opal sundial]

@dense tapir werent you a mod before

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/skibi-di-gif-3127588730399978483

[severe seal]

both

[barren scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/jokar-indian-academy-rixx-rizxtarr-gif-16691080

[opal sundial]

in that guys case, probably

[severe seal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/951544980797808660/1176586414754902026/ThatOneArtist___-_1726773343947309186_-_GIF_1.gif?ex=656f687d&is=655cf37d&hm=ef2bb95e0634dfd4234b5a9b5ee82ce7f8aaa37307e77190c7610034ea419214&

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/gorillaz-murdoc-gif-24805750

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/spong-funny-gif-24911245

[opal sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149002930809208888/1250185512929460375/suicide.gif

[severe seal]

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

[static skiff]

genuinely brutal

[opal sundial]

ah

[severe seal]

second

[opal sundial]

what happened though

[severe seal]

it was something like authority idk

[opal sundial]

like why'd you decide not to be a mod anymore?

[severe seal]

no he got kicked

atleast thats what i got told

[opal sundial]

by whom

[severe seal]

mcwonda

[frank scarab]

he half sworded his willie.

[opal sundial]

[frank scarab]

but we all know that the real willie is the friends we made along the way

[opal sundial]

oh

so you didnt step down, you got removed?

[severe seal]

if i was a mod i would be a mod

[opal sundial]

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-discordian-discordia-opp-youngboy-gif-27276067

[graceful cosmos]

somehow in the game ive been able to pull off feints and fake attacks :D

[scenic mango]

so basically if you press ESC while loading the fight everyone spawns Naked? LMFAO

[severe seal]

willeh

[scenic mango]

for anyone who have still not seen it, I just keep breaking every time i see it

[graceful cosmos]

i ve also noticed a few game mechanics that can fall into sneaky attks ;)

for example. if ur caught in arm guard, turn ur camera fast enough and get out of it

[patent mist]

Excuse me, where is the tutorial on how to install the half sword trainer

[scenic mango]

its chewsday innit?

[frank scarab]

half sword players after someone says "why don't you make button for gore" for the 1000 time:

[patent mist]

I cannot remember which channel it is pinned in

[severe seal]

the mods got tired of people asking for gore

they became crazy now

[little verge]

Legit the #photography📷 Needs more emoji lol

[severe seal]

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here, so I’ll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you don’t want to be a normie, do you?

If I catch you using an emoji in the future, I’ll be forced to issue a dislike to your message. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will smell, which is bad.

If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I don’t think I have to explain why you don’t want that.

But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and you’ll enjoy your future on Halfsword Server Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.

waiter waiter more beamng.drive

[scenic mango]

Prelude - Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major - Bach

[severe seal]

haha nfs most wanted go brr

[graceful cosmos]

the no gore setting we got does have a different unsettling feel to it ;) its silent gruesome

[static skiff]

the birth of parry

[severe seal]

beam truck simulator

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-gif-gif-26042600

[severe seal]

give name of tis pls i cant find it 🙏

am desperate

yes it looks coolö

[little verge]

Let's take the car meet to #general-catfish-🐱🐟 please.

[severe seal]

los santos car meet

[little verge]

lol

[frank scarab]

anti copypasta aint ready

[scenic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[undone ruin]

he ate the whole stick

[little verge]

Willie hungers for hoe.

[undone ruin]

yeah thats hoe

[little verge]

Oh I knoe it is a hoe fo sho.

[jolly gorge]

why is there no blood

in play testing

i have the blood all the way up

[frank scarab]

tokyo game show and also gore and blood 2.0 isn't finished.

[scenic mango]

bro dont tell anyone but I think the Community manager Badge looks way cooler than the one the devs have

[little verge]

lol the dev team made it for me.

[wet seal]

willy is my mom

[little verge]

I will ask Ivan to make one or do you want to be gold to pony boy?

[wise solar]

When is next update?

Do we know?

[little verge]

Oh yeah I am surprised you did.

[wise solar]

Cringe

[little verge]

Most of the old books for school got removed.

[wise solar]

And yes i did?

[scenic mango]

Probably after the Showcase event

[cyan solstice]

how do you 1v1?

[little verge]

News on this and more will be released in late September.

[graceful cosmos]

i like how everyday. everyone asks where the gore at and we get the same answer. like we crave for blood like vampires

[little verge]

Singple player only, or are you asking about the arena?

[wise solar]

I asked somthing, please respond som smart or dont talk! Btw thx mcwonder and m4g!

[cyan solstice]

arena

[wet seal]

in 7

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down

[scenic mango]

Need to join the Playtest

[wise solar]

Unsmart

[scenic mango]

Demo and Playtest are different versions, the Demo is about the Abbyss and the Playtest is currently about the Arena

[cyan solstice]

tysm

[wet seal]

it wont be revealed to you

[little verge]

I will click the accept button in a minute check your steam library.

[scenic mango]

also Why the hell do I still have the "Newcome" Badge?, i've been here for days 💀 😭

[wise solar]

Even more unsmart and, cringe 9y.o pfp

[wet seal]

0/10 bait

it wont be revealed to you

[little verge]

I think it lasts for 5 days total maybe a week.

[scenic mango]

bruh do U have to manually accept all Playtest Request?

[wet seal]

ok

[little verge]

It is done in batches. I can set it to 999999999999 ata time.

[scenic mango]

hell yeah

[little verge]

Thanks for the reminder you just made 37 people happy.

Just did, search your steam library for Playtest. Be sure to tag us when you do post!

[scenic mango]

this emote is named "Feliz" wich means "Happy" in spanish, is anyone here Spanish-speaking?

[little verge]

Yeah man I am all up in the background works.

Done.

[frank scarab]

Hey! I noticed you used an emoji. I don’t know if you’re new here but, its 100% safe to use emojis in this server, you can even make emojis in this server, feel free to do that if you have the time.

[little verge]

Tell him to look again system may have needed a refresh.

[scenic mango]

need to close and reload steam (reboot PC if dont know how to do it)

[little verge]

Your English is great! You can leave the demo installed and play both your choice.

[frank scarab]

no, the playtest and abyss demo are two diff things, although you should keep the demo.

[scenic mango]

Demo and PLaytest are different "Games", there wont be any problem if you uninstall the demo

[languid hatch]

can u give me access to arena

[little verge]

The Queue is empty check your steam library.

[frank scarab]

just wait for about, NOW

[languid hatch]

ty i found

[scenic mango]

I love this discord community

[glass pewter]

yooo

how do i get past the area where its just darkness

[little verge]

The playtest, steam store page scroll down

[glass pewter]

thanks so much

[little verge]

I am keeping the queue clear so check your steam library after you read this.

[frank scarab]

it should take around, two mins after you request due to the community manger being online

[glass pewter]

thanks alot

ive just requested access, im excited to play

[little verge]

Be sure to come back after you play and tell us what you think.

[scenic mango]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-halfsword-half-sword-boneless-gif-6628207556406960112

[glass pewter]

of course

[scenic mango]

do u take notes about our feedback or sum?

[glass pewter]

probably

lol

[little verge]

Yes. Everything submitted to #1047240101152960525 & #1262488181035630634 makes it to the dev team for review and consideration.

[glass pewter]

happens to me too, im not sure if the playtest is like that aswel

[little verge]

For most people no, without the blood it needs less VRAM/RAM.

[scenic mango]

thats a Ram Allocation Error, how much ram Do y'all have?

[glass pewter]

how i check

[lament compass]

at least 2

[scenic mango]

lmao

[honest cloud]

ask the stars brother they shall guide you

[glass pewter]

thanks

||halfdiddy||

[little verge]

-# ||Yall be crazy||

https://tenor.com/view/oops-shocked-seriously-omg-tremors3-gif-22329296

[honest cloud]

punch your monitor around 300 times and you'll gain enough exp to upgrade said driver

[lament compass]

oh i usually go around punching random people for the xp but i guess that works too

[earnest quarry]

which driver?

[honest cloud]

Haven't you ever heard of the bad ending?

[honest cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/nurkkaryan-gif-2896153525564299239

[scenic mango]

press the Windows Key (Windows logo on your Keyboard) and the "R" key at the same time, It will pop up a windows.

then type dxdiag and press Enter. It will open a window with all your System Specs, please tell me how much Memory Ram you have, also the "Page File" its important

[earnest quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/drive-gosling-i-drive-nightcall-gif-6272351900556304946

[frank scarab]

||hehe nothing here||

[earnest quarry]

which one

[tardy void]

when will we get gore in the playtest?

[honest cloud]

Q: Why is there no blood/gore in the playtest?
A:The playtest version omits blood/gore due to the upcoming Tokyo Game Show. These elements will be added back after the TGS event.

[scenic mango]

what Driver?, graphics driver?

[frank scarab]

yes, after september

[tardy void]

kk ty

[lament compass]

wow, gore gets re-added right after my birthday, its like a late birthday gift

[earnest quarry]

we cant tell you anything if we don't know which driver

[lament compass]

its more than likely their graphics drivers

yup

[earnest quarry]

do you have gforce now?

[scenic mango]

this Error says its a Ram and Page File problem, either you have less than 8gb of ram or you configurated your Windows System to not use a Page File

[frank scarab]

while you wait for september to roll around, heres a few sneak peaks.

[lament compass]

mods, execute this man.

[earnest quarry]

is your xmp on?

[glass pewter]

im not too sure how to ko the other guy in fist fight

[earnest quarry]

NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[glass pewter]

help me someone

[earnest quarry]

bios option

[scenic mango]

click "yes", it will open a website to download the Nvidia Drivers updater

[lament compass]

yeah just follow that link and download the driver

[cedar summit]

here you can definitely tell they are dead haha

[scenic mango]

Also WOW that driver is Hella outdated LMAO, almost 150 versions behind 😭

[lament compass]

bro where did you buy your pc...

[cedar summit]

the hard part of the no blood. Is not knowing that they are not close to dead

[earnest quarry]

he should get geforce now frfr

[glass pewter]

bruh how do i ko the other guy

[earnest quarry]

https://play.geforcenow.com/mall/#/loginwall

[rose spindle]

Right this way ser:
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634

[frank scarab]

type -dx11 in game properties, should do the trick.

[tardy void]

ye

[frank scarab]

yes, if that doesn't work then you can always try -dx11.

[earnest quarry]

Estou usando o Google Tradutor, mas baixe este https://nvidia.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/4481/~/download-geforce-now

[frank scarab]

milek is the type of guy to answer an simple question then go offline for another 2 months.

[earnest quarry]

@jolly gorge

yes👍

yes

click enter

clique no ícone do Discord abaixo de Enter

[severe seal]

uh oh

somebody got hacked

im not talking about that

[frank scarab]

who?

[earnest quarry]

vou ser muito honesto, isso foi a coisa errada

[severe seal]

he was spamming invites for some server

no

[earnest quarry]

https://www.nvidia.com/en-us/geforce/geforce-experience/download/

[earnest quarry]

Isso está correto

[severe seal]

blud i wasnt even talking to you...

[earnest quarry]

tudo bem, não é você

yes

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[severe seal]

this guy

[lament compass]

oh, maybe its time to get a new pc

[cedar summit]

Anyone having a difficult time know when the other enemy is on the verge of dying? or just me?

[lament compass]

just you, i know that they're dying once they start begging for mercy

[earnest quarry]

that would be to expensive

[cedar summit]

What are some signs I should see

[lament compass]

eh, i guess you're right on that part

[cedar summit]

usually when they beg for mercy. already dead kinda

[cedar summit]

I usually play with armour and swords

[lament compass]

sluggish movement, their attacks not dealing as much damage and they are usually more careless with their weapons

[cedar summit]

got a vid?

[lament compass]

nah i dont record

[severe seal]

ban skunna...

[cedar summit]

sounds like might fight lions in next update

[severe seal]

cooked!!

[lament compass]

vencord jumpscare

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-discord-mod-gif-meme-gif-18313379233532818658

[frank scarab]

don't send the "yeah i use vencord" image again.

[severe seal]

huuuuh

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/vencord-discord-using-yeah-chok-bar-gif-17948490210683424262

[severe seal]

that ok

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[severe seal]

you use it too!!!!

[lament compass]

NUH UH

[cedar summit]

Will there be multiplayer in Half Sword in the future?

[severe seal]

buddy you literally use decor and that banner thing...

[lament compass]

when i turn 18 and get my first car... i want that

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested with success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[lament compass]

NUH UH

[hearty dragon]

guys this look good?

[severe seal]

thats it i sayin bad word

[lament compass]

woah woah woah

[cedar summit]

Thats sweet. Any sneak peaks on the local split screen 🙂

[severe seal]

go willie!!

[little verge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGromVIXt9E

[hearty dragon]

yellow died btw

[lament compass]

family funtime is about to reach an all time high

[severe seal]

can your pickup truck do this

[hearty dragon]

thats an awesome car

[lament compass]

and then when i turn 21, ill buy 6 billion beers

[severe seal]

five hundred cigarates

[cedar summit]

that's hella cool. thank you 🙂

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/500-cigarettes-the-orville-gif-7999465420984481267

[lament compass]

ITS REAL!!!

[severe seal]

waiter! waiter! five hundred gore when

[dense folio]

what does lock on strength do

[severe seal]

increases lock on strength

[rose spindle]

Howdy!

[dense folio]

what?

[frank scarab]

then hes gone in a flash, nobody knows where he went after this message.

[rose spindle]

Bro I only been around 1 month xD

[severe seal]

he got in this crash

[fringe nova]

what do i do if it says theres not enough memory and i have to change the games graphics but it wont let me get in the game

[severe seal]

theres a way to enable blood chat

[frank scarab]

i aint reading allat

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-i-cannot-read-gif-10549564367608169258

[knotty crow]

Help me

[lament compass]

mfs when 2 words

[dense folio]

ok thanks

[opal sundial]

i aint reading allat

[honest cloud]

you fr man?

[lament compass]

you're welcome

[opal sundial]

bruh

[severe seal]

does he know

[honest cloud]

i dont know

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[honest cloud]

i thought me and he were friends

[opal sundial]

its not real

aint no blood in the playtest

[honest cloud]

john i wont forgive you

[hearty dragon]

wait a sec

[severe seal]

it was a silly lil joke cmon

[honest cloud]

hurt my heart man

puttin smoke in my head

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/new-member-roleless-speech-bubble-im-new-here-say-hi-newbie-gif-27203059

[honest cloud]

trickin me man i dont deserve it i've been kind

[hearty dragon]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\common\Half Sword Playtest

[opal sundial]

mods ban everyone

[lament compass]

wrong gif

[severe seal]

mods ban franky

[opal sundial]

@loud river ban everyone plz

[hearty dragon]

it is that

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/rule49-goku-goku-rules-mods-ping-gif-23408530

[rose spindle]

But who will ban the banners? 🤔

[honest cloud]

you're actually gonna get killed

[opal sundial]

plus me and him are cool

[lament compass]

damn, nice comeback

[severe seal]

still

[honest cloud]

yeah i thought me and someone else was too.....

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/rule49-goku-goku-rules-mods-ping-gif-23408530

[lament compass]

oh shit they reacted

[honest cloud]

but he tricked me and i'll never recover

[opal sundial]

[severe seal]

DAMNMMMM

[lament compass]

ok see yeah that was overkill

but what if i replaced "over" with "ultra"

[frank scarab]

bannerlord reference???111!!!

[opal sundial]

bannerlord real

[honest cloud]

then you get an okay steam game that people hype up like crazyyy

[severe seal]

you become a robot

[hollow mason]

So why’d you ping us

[lament compass]

eh, i thinks its honestly pretty good. its still not full release yet so you never know

[opal sundial]

ban everyone plz

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-minecraft-warden-ping-who-pinged-me-gif-16062945553041873597

[hollow mason]

@hearty dragon

[rose spindle]

Watchmen 😉

[severe seal]

for no reason ban him

[lament compass]

i love being a go-pro

[hearty dragon]

moderator isnt a role so i didnt think it would ping

[honest cloud]

yeah its okay, but i hear people saying its the best game ever made. crazy shit man

[opal sundial]

mod is though

[cedar summit]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-man-smile-face-face-happy-gif-10997717

[hearty dragon]

i typed out moderator

[opal sundial]

it pinged still

[lament compass]

its all just opinions and bias really

[frank scarab]

rule 49: do not ping the moderators (except cvckold)

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-1-do-not-ping-mods-rule-1-do-not-ping-mods-gif-2109031129816770937

[hearty dragon]

because discord autocorrected to the role

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-rule78-toast-jumpscare-rules-gif-22292883

[honest cloud]

worst directors cut ever frfr

[worn heron]

Tbf @ mod and @ moderator is spelt differently so I get the confusion, it's not a big deal

[honest cloud]

yeah opinions of people who were born after the ps3 released lol

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/curtain-lonnie-howwie-discord-rules-lon-gif-22730453

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[opal sundial]

1984

[worn heron]

Our Role is labelled @ Mod

[cedar summit]

I liked the comic book part that was put in and Holis's death

[severe seal]

posting this tilll tgs

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/who-ping-seal-ping-gif-24789222

[honest cloud]

but was the comic book part worth the extra like 20 minutes man? i dont think so at all

[severe seal]

@hearty dragon

[worn heron]

accident

[lament compass]

if they were born after the ps3 release they'd be ~17, 18 if they were born after November 11th (the date the ps3 was released)

[honest cloud]

it was like a side quest in the middle of the movie

[severe seal]

mods he pinged ban

[worn heron]

[frank scarab]

@worn heron hehe i know how to silent ping

[honest cloud]

yeah i know when the ps3 came out lol

[hollow mason]

Yeah was a peakccident

[lament compass]

neco arc thumbsup

[hollow mason]

I’m going back to my boyfriend now

[honest cloud]

I was on that melty blood shit lightyears before these lumina kiddies man

neco arc used to stand for somethin frfr 😔

[severe seal]

@severe seal

[cedar summit]

I guess it ruins pacing. But it was part of the comic book glad they put it in there in the directors cut

[worn heron]

It's him

everyone

[severe seal]

i am now everyone

[lament compass]

g- g- g- g- g- gay?!?!?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/rayman-brawhalla-xd-gif-8428871088903602805

[honest cloud]

john everyone

[severe seal]

i am now john everyone

[honest cloud]

fuck yeah

[hearty dragon]

i pinged the mods by accident worst mistake of my life i got anthrax mailed to me

[hollow mason]

I’m bi but this guy treats me extra good so we kind fell for each other

[honest cloud]

bring the noise in your mailbox lol

[lament compass]

W relationship fr hope yall get married

[hollow mason]

Dating for a few months now so we’ll see

[honest cloud]

congrats bro

[worn heron]

[hollow mason]

Can’t say I don’t hope that aswell honestly I mean the guy’s amazing

[worn heron]

poggers

[lament compass]

WRONG GIF WRONG GIDF

[worn heron]

[hollow mason]

LOOOLL

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[hollow mason]

I NEED THAT GIF PLEASE

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/sandygast-gif-15823137868758806870

[severe seal]

ban this guy

[hollow mason]

Thanks

[honest cloud]

kill this guy

[lament compass]

Mods, Ban This Guy...

[severe seal]

burn this guy

[honest cloud]

hurt this guy

[hollow mason]

Me when that Za

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-british-food-mods-low-tier-god-gif-9108075214677777615

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

:3

[hollow mason]

Okay vro..

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-lowtiergod-mods-tie-him-up-coal-gif-13955980831715874640

[worn heron]

bro ain't gonna get away with that

[honest cloud]

whoa john everyone playin g it dangerously living on the edge

a True Warrior

[lament compass]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-around-spin-low-tier-god-banned-meme-gif-5036928470605203424

[severe seal]

it didnt show that it pinged mods before posting...

[hearty dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

[severe seal]

i blame discord

[worn heron]

I'll ping you over the head in a second 🗣️

[lament compass]

i love gabriel

[severe seal]

huuuuhh

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cream-sandwich-bonk-baseball-bat-animation-ouch-gif-10882973656903643059

[honest cloud]

whoa thats way too violent man tone it down a bit

[severe seal]

i must post logan paul apology video now

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

[honest cloud]

oh you how can i stay mad

[worn heron]

... Drink prime

[severe seal]

blueberry dragon now has a reason to ban me

[lament compass]

i would let myself be torn from my ass than drink prime again, that shit is 100% toxic

[worn heron]

who ever said I needed one

[frank scarab]

deploy message to hide name bar (ignore)

[severe seal]

huuuuuh

[fast bramble]

who ping

[severe seal]

I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven. I’m simply here to apologize. What we came across that day in the woods was obviously unplanned. The reactions you saw on tape were raw; they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently but I didn't. And for that, from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet. I want to apologize to anyone who has seen the video. I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But most importantly I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For my fans who are defending my actions, please don't. I don’t deserve to be defended. The goal with my content is always to entertain; to push the boundaries, to be all-inclusive. In the world I live in, I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said I made a huge mistake. I don’t expect to be forgiven, I’m just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I’m disappointed in myself. And I promise to be better. I will be better. Thank you.

[fast bramble]

what

huh

why

[worn heron]

accident (again)

[fast bramble]

I'm screaming (internally)

[honest cloud]

wow John Gets Away

and the World Spins on

[severe seal]

cvckold said feel free to ping so i pinged...

[lament compass]

what was the purpose of this video

[fast bramble]

But it pinged me too

[severe seal]

whats me

[hollow mason]

Ah shit, here we go again

[jolly gorge]

guys is it just the demo?

[lament compass]

understandable, have a good day

[worn heron]

Jorkin = INTERRUPTED

[jolly gorge]

is it just the demo

[lament compass]

you can request playtest access from the steam store page

[severe seal]

i have interrupted the matrix

[fast bramble]

Shhhhhhh

[jolly gorge]

but in the demo

[severe seal]

it is unrecoverable now

[lament compass]

oh yeah that demo is all you get

[jolly gorge]

its just killinf ppl in the dark?

[lament compass]

but the playtest has more shit in it

[fast bramble]

Actually what I was really doing was frying up some apple pie pierogies

[lament compass]

yup

[hollow mason]

Ye

[worn heron]

The demo has 6 bosses and tiers of progression, it's an endless roguelike mode

I wasn't sure what you meant at first

[worn heron]

sounds like a bunch of hubbub

[lament compass]

why is chewbacca being burnt alive

[worn heron]

Dr Pepper

[hollow mason]

React

[severe seal]

he screaming at me

[lament compass]

I FUCKING LOVE DR PEPPER

[worn heron]

AI deepfake

[frank scarab]

AAAND its all over the screen.

[fast bramble]

They sure taste real though

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blast-off-launch-cat-jumping-into-camera-gif-6639037559618288527

[fast bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-meat-hologram-meat-carne-holográfica-gif-15072933

[severe seal]

wait your PLANKTON?

[fast bramble]

Yes I'm eating holographic pierogies

[severe seal]

thats crazy

[fast bramble]

Blueberry insists they're fake so

[worn heron]

I know ai when I see it

[severe seal]

they are real

[worn heron]

[torn warren]

wtf? gayman??

[severe seal]

your pierogies are real. Or is it?

[torn warren]

We call it vareniki

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

i call it

[torn warren]

Cool name

[severe seal]

you wouldnt know

[torn warren]

i know

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-below-gets-hot-air-gif-5408669264391139052

[fast bramble]

I'm pretty sure a pierogi or vareniki traditionalist would call what I'm eating an abomination

[torn warren]

You call it bazinggdg

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-card-uno-uno-cards-gif-13032597

[severe seal]

so the chat up gets it

[torn warren]

What are you eating?

[severe seal]

food

[worn heron]

fish gambit

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[fast bramble]

Pierogies with applie pie filling with a bit of maple syrup on them

[severe seal]

must post gif

[worn heron]

if you keep using that I'm gonna abuse my ability to give people nicknames

[torn warren]

fish gambler

[severe seal]

aWHAT NOOO

[frank scarab]

I know ai when I see it, 100% no cap no fluff my g

[worn heron]

consider this a threat

[severe seal]

chat i might be renamed to poopy john

[worn heron]

john stupid

[torn warren]

There is many pierogie's tastes

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[torn warren]

Like cherry, strawberry and other stuff

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-meme-venom-disrespect-youre-treading-a-thin-line-i-dont-appreciate-the-disrespect-gif-25689785

[severe seal]

its not shutting downn

[severe seal]

ITS NOT SHUTTING DOWNNN

[torn warren]

who appreciates disrespect in 2024?

[severe seal]

how many of that gif till rename

[fast bramble]

I've gotta find those

[worn heron]

I guess you'll find out won't you

[severe seal]

yes

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[fast bramble]

Aren't those just a bit different?

Like ultimately it's all just dumplings with filling, but I thought those had like a raw filling or were shaped a bit differently

[fast bramble]

Something, but I don't remember what

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[torn warren]

Pelmeni is pierogies but more round and with meat inside

[worn heron]

he wants it

[severe seal]

i dont appreciate your sarcasm ahh

[worn heron]

he's tempting fate

[fast bramble]

Ahh, mine's got apple pie filling rather than meat, I had potato, bacon, chive, and cheddar pierogies earlier though

[torn warren]

There is also potato tasted variant

[fast bramble]

Whoops meant to reply to this

[worn heron]

classic picture

[fast bramble]

Yeah, I'm a fan of those

[languid nest]

Just found it recently and I can see why it’s a classic

[worn heron]

It gives me a chuckle every time I see it

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[fast bramble]

Lots of pierogies around here, my family on my dad's side is Ukrainian and there's a large Ukrainian population in general here

[severe seal]

im gonna post this everytime you say something buddy...

[worn heron]

alright that's it pal you've Johned your last Sword

[severe seal]

NOO

[fast bramble]

Manitoba, Canada

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fast bramble]

Mixture of Scottish, Irish, French, and Norwegian but her family's been here since the 1700s

[worn heron]

you reap the sins of the seeds you plant

[languid nest]

Just tried to play Ready or Not again

Remembered why I put it down

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[worn heron]

WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY

WHO SWAPPED IT BACK

[fast bramble]

My dad was born here but my grandpa was from Ukraine, his side of the family is a mixture of Ukrainian and Polish

And my grandma was Irish

[severe seal]

you can change it yourself silly

[torn warren]

relatable, but father's grandparents are polish

[frank scarab]

fuck wrong pic

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

NOOOOOO

[worn heron]

[torn warren]

Gooooal

[frank scarab]

oh wait thats the right pic

[severe seal]

https://media.giphy.com/media/mnbEV9T1Kn0FlFHTt3/giphy.gif

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnie-gif-13640638

[severe seal]

rule2: no impersonating staff

[jolly gorge]

how do i play with full armor in the playtest

[worn heron]

[worn heron]

shuddup stupid melon and Blueberry dragon

[fast bramble]

Lotta history behind that one, too, but probably not a topic to dive too deep into on this server.

[worn heron]

[torn warren]

On right side of main menu there is loadouts

[worn heron]

To general chat with you

[torn warren]

Russia

[severe seal]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[worn heron]

[severe seal]

dont sentence us to general chat mason...

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/waah-waa-sad-wah-waaah-gif-25875771

[fast bramble]

Oh no I agree with you lol

[jolly gorge]

his name literally means apple in russian

[torn warren]

Yabloko = яблоко = apple

[severe seal]

the general chat mason... what does it mean...

[fast bramble]

It means we should probably move non-Half Sword chat to it but also that sorta disrupts the flow

Lmao

Yeah it honestly does, sometimes it makes sense though but it's pretty slow tonight

Same

[worn heron]

Yeah but I'm punishing them for bullying me

[languid nest]

No I was just mixing another gin and tonic sory

[fast bramble]

Is this why your pfp is an apple cat?

[torn warren]

yeah

[fast bramble]

Nice lol

I think they've had too many gin & tonics

[languid nest]

Oh I thought you were saying chat died

[torn warren]

Exactly

[languid nest]

I’ve only had one please

[fast bramble]

Share with me?

[languid nest]

Okie

[fast bramble]

You're off the hook

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonic_water

[languid nest]

Ayurp

[fast bramble]

Gotta add a squeeze of lime imo

[languid nest]

Ayurp

Honestly I can’t really drink anything straight up other than absinthe

[lost raptor]

WILD

[fast bramble]

I haven't had a good absinthe in years, they stopped selling the one I liked

[languid nest]

I’m not even tipsy yet

[fast bramble]

Right only losers do drugs, I accept my loser status

Ok

[languid nest]

Absinthe just tastes like black licorice so it’s sort of still good tasting if that makes sense

[torn warren]

Alcohol is fucking ass abomination of drinks

[fast bramble]

Black licorice and some nice herbs

[languid nest]

True

[fast bramble]

Hope you have good luck!

[languid nest]

Goodnight

[fast bramble]

Ouzo is another good black licorice one

https://tenor.com/view/fish-fishing-slap-fisherman-noodling-gif-25962749

Temo catching a fish

[languid nest]

Gotdamn

It really slapped the shit outta him

That’s the way I be wailing on Willy

Willie on Willie violence

I want to play half sword now

[fast bramble]

You should

I'm gonna hop off too

[languid nest]

I gotta get more alcohol in my system though

I talk like I’m an alcoholic but I don’t really drink much lmao

Or at least that’s what temo made me feel like

[worn heron]

what did he mean by this

[fast bramble]

Nothing wrong with enjoying a drink from time to time

Anyhoo, now I actually hop off

[lost raptor]

.dont die 🙂

[severe seal]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-tm-soon-space-gif-23401891

[graceful cosmos]

Aug 12 2036 is the heat death of the universe.

[cinder stone]

physics stole my shit!

I think a more proper question would be "when's the next playtest update"

[languid nest]

What do you mean

[mental current]

damn i can't get it out

[cinder stone]

lol

[mental current]

it got so deep it's not getting out

[languid nest]

Now that is sus worthy

[cinder stone]

have a clean hit :3

[languid cargo]

Let do it

[cinder stone]

right in the side

[mental current]

bro skipped leg day

[languid cargo]

No why

Fuck you

[cinder stone]

also protip: try playing around with the FOV! I have mine set one step before the middle and it's just perfect for me and it really helps with aiming

[mental current]

DAMN WHAT A CLEAN CUT

bro tried taking the candle holder and got struck again

[torn warren]

I hade yabloko as my name since 2021

If i will change it no one will remember who tf i am lol

[sonic dawn]

question, when i play im in a black room how do i play the version the tiktokers play?

where its like an arena

[lost raptor]

its the play test - request access on steam and then wait to be granted access basically 🙂

[sonic dawn]

oh bet thank you!

[split wraith]

How long till gore ughhhhh

[sonic dawn]

how long did it take you to be accepted?

[split wraith]

huh

[lost raptor]

a few hours - depends - some people get on in less than an hour. It's all dependant on when they do a wave

[split wraith]

??? either that was some cheap insult or ur asking how long it took to get accepted into the playtest

[sonic dawn]

okay thank you!

[mental current]

damn, give the sound designer a raise

[sonic dawn]

lol i was just trying to ask a question XD

[split wraith]

ohh ok cos i said "how long till gore" and it appeared as a spin off of what i said lmao

[devout hinge]

must be kinda schizophrenic to think it was an insult

[split wraith]

no it was really reasonable

[lofty garnet]

fist only

[devout hinge]

fair enough

[languid nest]

Nah it was reasonable

[mental current]

literally disarmed

[split wraith]

lmfao

[mental current]

it was a SURPIRISINGLY clean cut

yep

[split wraith]

i dont fluke lol

my swings r so good i got the controls down finally