love story
#halfsword-chat-⚔
arctic plank
mellow tapir
love story
touching tips
fierce umbra
cold
arctic plank
and then they passionately kissed
fierce umbra
rahh im about to cut this candle in half!!
mellow tapir
and then they passionately kissed
mellow tapir
does anyone know what this will be at the top of the selection
fierce umbra
WHERE IS WILLIES WILLIE
mellow tapir
WHERE IS WILLIES WILLIE
weak roost
does anyone know what this will be at the top of the selection
Gods
arctic plank
does anyone know what this will be at the top of the selection
king
devout hinge
does anyone know what this will be at the top of the selection
very rich knight with cool fancy armor probably gold plated and shit like that
arctic plank
so youll fight as the king?
king type shit
mellow tapir
very rich knight with cool fancy armor probably gold plated and shit like that
sounds sick
weak roost
A scrawny man in a robe with a nice dagger.
weak roost
https://tenor.com/view/jurd-gif-22594668
Precisely
mellow tapir
dawg i looked over at my main monitor and im in the main menu and guess what i see
weak roost
dawg i looked over at my main monitor and im in the main menu and guess what i s...
Silly Willie with a gun?
mellow tapir
Silly Willie with a gun?
fierce umbra
im the better off-hander, willie....
fierce umbra
hes doing yoga dw
mellow tapir
hes doing yoga dw
totally
weak roost
lmao missing a gun, certainly a Silly Willy.
slow iris
guys i talked to franky gore is being added back tomorrow
mellow tapir
lmao missing a gun, certainly a Silly Willy.
mellow tapir
lmao missing a gun, certainly a Silly Willy.
winter dust
fierce umbra
had to make sure he doesnt ruin my 1v1s
weak roost
A literal flesh wound.
mellow tapir
https://tenor.com/view/now-delete-it-neuralyzer-will-smith-men-in-black-gif-1674...
dawg i fell down i the game and my character started humping the ground
fierce umbra
hes training
soft osprey
Willie foot spotted
mellow tapir
Willie foot spotted
covert edge
Willie foot spotted
FOOT
soft osprey
#1270577738826256536 please go post on the best thread in the discord for me
hidden pollen
so what happened to the tokyo game show
soft osprey
so what happened to the tokyo game show
It hasn’t happened yet
idle crane
TGS happens from September 26th to 29th
mellow tapir
Rate my setup
mellow tapir
In the first image in your pc
nah aint real aint allowed to have guns in my country
idle crane
Same
mellow tapir
but the katanas are from real metal
idle crane
slow anchor
nah aint real aint allowed to have guns in my country
oh nvm
I read this and immediately thought it was german
Though this clearly isn't
timid estuary
ebon blaze
How long it need to get accepted
timid estuary
How long it need to get accepted
not long
mellow tapir
timid estuary
everyone getting accepted?
idk bout that
ebon blaze
idk bout that
u got accepted?
mellow tapir
The thing holding the katana up broke
slow anchor
The thing holding the katana up broke
Your Dutch right?
mellow tapir
Your Dutch right?
yeah
timid estuary
u got accepted?
ye
mellow tapir
At least I got it right this time
lol thought you were gonna say something about the fact that we cant have swords/knifes here bc of the katana thing
dawg i fell down and my enemy is mocking me
slow anchor
lol thought you were gonna say something about the fact that we cant have swords...
You can't have knifes?
mellow tapir
from what i heard you cant
weak crescent
Lord of Face Stabbing
frail valve
i change my mind, this game needs a ranked mode after the fades i been giving
rigid wing
slow anchor
from what i heard you cant
Here in germany you can, but they have to be shorter than 12 cm or something like that
rigid wing
mellow tapir
Here in germany you can, but they have to be shorter than 12 cm or something lik...
oh i think that maybe its the same here but im not sure
mellow tapir
ok
mellow phoenix
Rate my setup
bros strapped up just incase anything happens
mellow tapir
knocked this guy down and i never even moved contandly stayed in this standse
frail valve
yup sounds anout right
mellow phoenix
guys whats yalls fav weapon? mines the small wooden chair
frail valve
mine is these hands
mellow tapir
guys whats yalls fav weapon? mines the small wooden chair
mines the the gun i have in the addic
frail valve
oh nah bruh, wait till they bring out ranked hands
restive moss
knocked this guy down and i never even moved contandly stayed in this standse
hey how do i get to the level like this and have armor etc i only have knifes and fist
frail valve
you have to get the play test off of the steam page
oh you have it nvm, in the menu on the right side of the portrait you can change the apperance of you character, and it will switch the modes you can play
mellow tapir
oh nah bruh, wait till they bring out ranked hands
ill just shoot him in the dick and stab him in the legs with my 2 knifes and grab the big katana and execute him
restive moss
thx
frail valve
wait for ranked hands bruh, im already giving the npc brain damage
frail valve
go to the steam store page, and request access for the playtest
rotund solstice
i have
frail valve
then download the playtest instead of the demo
tender quest
"wait for a developer to accept your reqquest"
Do that
frail valve
okay then wait for a developer to be awake in order to accept the request
mellow tapir
dawg i was about to get hit by an sword so i hit a gojo pose
frail valve
oh yeah fam i run fades, i dont use weapons
frail valve
yuhhh, ranked hands bout to be wild
half iron
о
mellow tapir
yuhhh, ranked hands bout to be wild
they sould add japanese weapons/armor
frail valve
i mean overloading the game with weapons and armour types will just turn this game into every generic fighter game, then all it will have is physics on the others
mellow tapir
i mean overloading the game with weapons and armour types will just turn this ga...
true
frail valve
yeah when or if they get multiplayer figured out, this game is gonna be popular
mellow tapir
bro aint winning against my goddly stance (i will lose)
frail valve
oh bruh id just hit you with that right left right left right left right left right left right left combo
mellow tapir
nvm i won got a gut shot then a left hook against the head
shrewd condor
oh bruh id just hit you with that right left right left right left right left ri...
nah that's where you're going wrong, you actually want the left right left right left right left right left right left right combo
frail valve
yuh, or you just catch em off gaurd with that left bomb, instant brain damage
south breach
yo how to be accepted to waitlish
frail valve
ahh yeah i prolly lost with that right left right left right left combo ngl
frozen carbon
Your Dutch right?
van der linde
mellow tapir
ahh yeah i prolly lost with that right left right left right left combo ngl
me when losing
ember quartz
Why is it HighMarshal is fucking everywhere?
devout hinge
https://tenor.com/view/gun-reload-gif-20572117
you mean this not a revolver
mellow tapir
guys they dont know this trick to win a fight cutely pulls out revolver
frail valve
oh nah bruh, if im getting clapped, im getting clapped
devout hinge
Why is it HighMarshal is fucking everywhere?
because he's a cool gore guy who makes cool gore for cool halfsword #work-in-progress
mellow tapir
oh nah bruh, if im getting clapped, im getting clapped
womp womp bend over
ember quartz
because he's a cool gore guy who makes cool gore for cool halfsword <#1046080713...
He’s a cool gore guy who makes cool gore for a lot of things evidently.
ember quartz
womp womp bend over
devout hinge
He’s a cool gore guy who makes cool gore for a lot of things evidently.
not for a lot of things
mellow tapir
if your gonna get clapped at least make them cheeks clap
frail valve
nah fam you catchin this fade is whats bouta happen
ight im done talking to you good day
frozen carbon
little off top
mellow tapir
mellow tapir
weak crescent
https://tenor.com/view/roblox-meme-gif-25565463
ember quartz
not for a lot of things
Almost every good Garrys Mod blood mod is him, People Playground I apparently have used his blood mod for that back when it first came out, He’s showed up under, PLUS He’s making this game.
How am I only just now noticing him?
devout hinge
Almost every good Garrys Mod blood mod is him, People Playground I apparently ha...
yeah he developed a few of garrys mod gore addons and i have no idea about people playground
ember quartz
yeah he developed a few of garrys mod gore addons and i have no idea about peopl...
I’ll send over a link, hold on.
We can do that, right?
devout hinge
yeah DM me the link
or like if its a steam workshop thing then i guess you can send it here
devout hinge
Think it just cancelled my link out. lol
yeah sometimes the automod here deletes any steam links
ember quartz
Makes sense.
faint osprey
How do I fight better
ember quartz
How do I fight better
Focus with a specific weapon.
shrewd condor
ive found just lots of trial and error has worked for me, finding out what methods go well personally
faint osprey
Focus with a specific weapon.
I need help with fist fight I spam and like nun connect
ember quartz
I need help with fist fight I spam and like nun connect
You need to think before you strike then.
devout hinge
I need help with fist fight I spam and like nun connect
just like real life there's a certain sweetspot for punching distance
ember quartz
Wait till they come close, Keep your weapon outstretched, then swing for exposed meat.
tropic hawk
fist fight doesnt really have much thought into it.
shrewd condor
focus on trying to hit cloth on any enemies in metal armour
mellow tapir
bros cooked
ember quartz
I need help with fist fight I spam and like nun connect
Keep in mind your arm range and what’s metal, that’s about it.
gloomy flame
Guys how long does it take for me to be able to play the demo
not the steam one
the one you sign for
ember quartz
I tried typing a shrug, it did not work.
humble bloom
1 to 12 hours once you request it
mellow tapir
the one you sign for
for me it took about 5 hours
gloomy flame
oh ok
i have like 100 hours on the demo
and only today noticed i could sign for a better one
thx guys
faint osprey
Ok thank you
jade grotto
Life.
mellow tapir
rate this pic from 1-10
opaque fog
torn flax
how do you guys do the metal armor thing
faint osprey
Play test
torn flax
i know but where in the playtest
mellow tapir
without filters vs with filters
sterile solstice
where is the blood bro
wooden socket
MINECRAF STEVE!?!?!?
loud river
i know but where in the playtest
loud river
where is the blood bro
quasi delta
How do I play in the 1v1 arena
loud river
How do I play in the 1v1 arena
quasi delta
I requested, how long do I wait to be a ble to play it?
loud river
less than a day
quasi delta
less than a day
Okay, Thanks 👍
timid estuary
fleet stump
We have made over 100 000 wishlist in 30 days, good job willies
weak roost
We have made over 100 000 wishlist in 30 days, good job willies
Epic
robust vessel
shy fog
lost raptor
this chat def functions more like general chat tbh from what i have seen
robust vessel
dunno drags a convulsing man with one hand
edgy bay
Can't wait for gore to come backkkk
robust vessel
grand shuttle
Can't wait for gore to come backkkk
psycho
cloud elm
kiss
amber quail
does your character heal over time?
torn flax
woopsie😭
near lichen
We have made over 100 000 wishlist in 30 days, good job willies
We ready
tender quest
1st match of the day 😤
whole crane
give me acces 
nimble sphinx
coolest texture error ever
soft osprey
this chat def functions more like general chat tbh from what i have seen
Everyone just keeps forgetting to follow up what they say with “in half sword”
restive garnet
coolest texture error ever
MC textures packs
brazen hemlock
heyy
nimble sphinx
MC textures packs
ohh the purple and black missing texture would be fire
loud river
MC textures packs
That reminds me, I still gotta finish the Offical Half Sword SMP modpack
restive garnet
😳
lost raptor
Everyone just keeps forgetting to follow up what they say with “in half sword”
truuuuuu in half sword
nimble sphinx
tender quest
nimble sphinx
this might be the only benefit to having a shit laptop
soft osprey
Nice bedazzled fork
nimble sphinx
cool weird textures
rotund solstice
how long will it take for a dev to let me play the playtest?
civic sun
the shield bender
tender quest
tender ice
how do you play where you can pick what you do?
tender ice
okay thank you
nimble sphinx
how do you play where you can pick what you do?
with the power of love and friendship
brazen depot
It's called hell
tender quest
Why am i not in the medieval area
patent crypt
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/12740266144...
oh lol
loud river
bro it's like 3 messages up 
mellow phoenix
amber quail
ayyy i also got the invite
opaque fog
bonk
chilly wing
PyrrhicVictory™
loud river
Heads up folks, if you were waiting to be accepted, you're IN!
chilly wing
this ones kinda low qual but have it anyway
jolly gorge
When is full release
chilly wing
this ones kinda low qual but have it anyway
getting these when you play FPP is painful, having to V and then C pre-emptively LMAO
tardy beacon
Still waiting myself I beleive, only put the requst in recently, would love to be part of the playtesting though!
Oh I'm in! Thank a bunch! ❤️
river wigeon
tender quest
chilly wing
https://medal.tv/games/holdfast-nation-at-war/clips/iubAHT7h8hlfJuWHL/d1337ue0Sw...
me when dead clip
lost raptor
Bonk
river wigeon
me when dead clip
tender quest
love the way the music cut out at that moment
loud river
When is full release
Not for a long time!
amber quail
for this game specifically is DX 11 or 12 the better option
loud river
dx12 crashes almost everyone
charred thorn
does anyone elses settings not save?
restive garnet
DX12
lost raptor
I’m still learning the physics of everything - but I love watching clips from people who’ve clearly gotten the hang of things and they have real looking duels and then I cut back to my gameplay and it’s about as “what if you took a dude off the street and gave him a sword” as it gets
loud river
don't set it to dx12 unless you wanna come back crying lmfao
amber quail
dx12 crashes almost everyone
ah, thanks
tender quest
loud river
I’m still learning the physics of everything - but I love watching clips from pe...
Check out the guilds!
#1263248218297339915
#1272867246984659005
#1263255402729181184
#1272825249892929608
#1244313050174197850
#1273765784526786611
You're free to post clips and discuss your fights and the lessons you learn from them!
jolly gorge
Not for a long time!
oke!
torn flax
did bro deserve this
amber quail
by the look on his face, probably not
chrome flame
Check out the guilds!
<#1263248218297339915>
<#1272867246984659005>
<#12632554...
No fistplay guild?
torn flax
by the look on his face, probably not
but he hit me
river wigeon
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iua6xmC9vfadop6pA/d1337V8u4HB9?invite=cr...
@loud river after this are you gonna be my pookie
amber quail
but he hit me
officer, he started it
lost raptor
Check out the guilds!
<#1263248218297339915>
<#1272867246984659005>
<#12632554...
deep dive YAASS
loud river
No fistplay guild?
#1273765784526786611 my mans
devout hinge
<#1273765784526786611> my mans
you didnt link it here tho #halfsword-chat-⚔ message
frank pier
yeah
devout hinge
it was made later
chrome flame
<#1273765784526786611> my mans
W
devout hinge
literally all of the guilds lol
proper magnet
quangle dangle
chilly wing
FPP can be a vibe once you get past the motion sickness
frank pier
"lets change my settings for fistplay" I thought
loud river
also the https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1272826340089004164
The fuckin paddle guild IS NOT being advertised
devout hinge
The fuckin paddle guild IS NOT being advertised
advertise it ye cvckold
civic sun
Sometimes when you criple a boss and leave his body, the boss dissapear but if you wait long enough the boss just reset so you can try it again without getting stuck forever/having to reset the whole run.
medieval skate
tiny oriole
where blood
soft osprey
where blood
Inside you obviously
amber quail
yeah duh
restive garnet
where blood
tiny oriole
no gore:(
amber quail
is it coming soon?
tender quest
where blood
cerulean needle
No gore hitting this community like crack did the streets in the 80s
proper magnet
timber marsh
tender quest
need a halfsword gore edit where its just a flashback of everytime where blood or gore was asked
cerulean needle
Why would we want a reminder of when we were fiending
round shale
can i ask someone to give me playtest?
soft osprey
Why would we want a reminder of when we were fiending
To shame you
proper magnet
blood ❌ ❌
dust 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 😍 
✅
tender quest
Why would we want a reminder of when we were fiending
we must learn from history lest we be doomed to repeat it
amber quail
got scared and left my weapon over there :(
cerulean needle
To shame you
Dont you have a tv to flip the channel on
round shale
got scared and left my weapon over there :(
how did u get it
chrome flame
When are they gonna add nut explosions?
cerulean needle
When are they gonna add nut explosions?
big talk
whole crane
guys how to pvp ?
cerulean needle
guys how to pvp ?
Find a mirror
cerulean needle
I know what i said
soft osprey
Dont you have a tv to flip the channel on
No, Roku offers streaming services not tv channels
timber marsh
took me 10 minutes
river wigeon
i love punching people to death
cerulean needle
No, Roku offers streaming services not tv channels
Thanks, I misjudged you Mr. Roku
whole crane
how to play half sword multiplayer
chrome flame
When are they gonna add nut explosions?
I was halfway joking but not really
cerulean needle
Thanks, I misjudged you Mr. Roku
I thought Roku was useful, but I've come to find out its just for streaming.
amber quail
No, Roku offers streaming services not tv channels
i swear you could play games on your roku
or what the something else
civic sun
so... what the hell do I do now KEK
chrome flame
how to play half sword multiplayer
Click multiplayer button
whole crane
where
chrome flame
On the game
whole crane
oh
cerulean needle
how to play half sword multiplayer
Schizophrenia solves many issues developers don't
river wigeon
is this game gonna be competitive
whole crane
o
soft osprey
i swear you could play games on your roku
Yes, you can. Because roku is just that great
cerulean needle
Forget your medication tomorow morning and you'll have multiplayer
tiny oriole
holy shit
chrome flame
Forget your medication tomorow morning and you'll have multiplayer
Or you'll just have people whispering in your closet while you wish you had multiplayer
whole crane
Forget your medication tomorow morning and you'll have multiplayer
i got it now
cerulean needle
Or you'll just have people whispering in your closet while you wish you had mult...
You consulted the wrong deity
tender quest
gaunt dagger
Caught his hand
chrome flame
That sword is kinda small tbh
cerulean needle
Get a bigger sword
gaunt dagger
that'd be sick
vast ridge
david asking a good ass question
mellow phoenix
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudaJ8QrsaWEvZfJ_/d13378Sr7l3G?invite=cr-MSxSWXgsMTgzMzUxMzA4LA best fist connection ive gotten
river wigeon
david asking a good ass question
then ping a mod
chilly wing
me having a armored fist fight with the ai then when i give him the one two half stun i hear the CHINK of him pulling his secondary sword
"NO NONO WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT"
round shale
how many hours did u wait to get playtest
vast ridge
<@&1080390104562016306>
chrome flame
is this good?
cerulean needle
I literally did not wait, i got a notification and i played
indigo zealot
how do you get to those arenas?
cerulean needle
is this good?
The best
idle crane
What is needed?
summer plank
<@&1080390104562016306>
?
river wigeon
is this game gonna be competitiveis like with tournaments
summer plank
what
river wigeon
<@&1080390104562016306>
thx
cerulean needle
He has a thing thing profile pic and you @'d him, truly are new to the internet
summer plank
is this game gonna be competitiveis like with tournaments
and thats why you guys ping the enitre mod team?
gaunt dagger
ngl wanting gore is overrated i just want slowmotion
river wigeon
and thats why you guys ping the enitre mod team?
i didn't
vast ridge
then ping a mod
i was asked brother
chrome flame
ngl wanting gore is overrated i just want slowmotion
fr pls add slow motion devs
river wigeon
i was asked brother
i thought it would be a mod
tender quest
short answer is, mods dont know what the devs have planned
indigo zealot
how do you get those different types of arenas insted of the just dark room
idle crane
We don't even know we aren't devs
river wigeon
i thought it would be a mod
only one xd
chilly wing
how do you get those different types of arenas insted of the just dark room
playtest, apply for access
gaunt dagger
i had like the short frame of slowmotion when you kill willie
cerulean needle
Man just heard the term mod for the first time and assumed they are god
gaunt dagger
and i landed the nastiest combo
river wigeon
only one xd
sowwy
tender quest
summer plank
i was asked brother
first of all, dont randomly ping for one question that we dont know anything abt
river wigeon
https://tenor.com/view/ban-hammer-futurama-scruffy-gif-20750885
nyo pwease
idle crane
river wigeon
and you dont try to make someone ping mods for a question
i thougt only one xd
and i didn't know who
chrome flame
wild
idle crane
Next time https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 make a post
summer plank
i thougt only one xd
dont just ping ALL mods for a question
cerulean needle
and you dont try to make someone ping mods for a question
I know for a fact with that profile picture you want to merk this guy, i can do it for you, just DM me my regular rate
idle crane
For future reference mods don't know much more than you
summer plank
i didn't ping :c
you told someone to ping all the mods, he is in the wrong, same as you and thats abt it
wait
river wigeon
i said mosd
soft osprey
Not a big deal lol I think the point is not to ping the entire mod team. I’m sure you can ping individuals. I usually ping blueberry as he has never had an issue answering questions
cerulean needle
I think a lottery ban should happen here between both of them, roll a 1d2
restive garnet
@ mod how to start game
tender quest
river wigeon
i said mosd
i changed to a mod i wanted to get a screen of me saying a mod but i edited it beacuse i typed mosd xd
restive garnet
nou
amber quail
lost raptor
@ mod why doesnt game have gore /s
restive garnet
i dont wanna get banneddd
livid token
where do i apply?
tender quest
i dont wanna get banneddd
you've been promoted to customer
chrome flame
idle crane
@ mod how to start game
restive garnet
you've been promoted to customer
blood canceld
river wigeon
@ mod why do people breath
indigo zealot
playtest, apply for access
how would you apply for access?
idle crane
On steam
soft osprey
how would you apply for access?
Through the steam store page. Request access and wait
jolly gorge
Is there a way to play multiplayer?
idle crane
Is there a way to play multiplayer?
The game is not multiplayer. However there is an unofficial splitscreen mod for the abyss demo
indigo zealot
thanks i guess now i gotta wait
jolly gorge
The game is not multiplayer. However there is an unofficial splitscreen mod for ...
oke
river wigeon
oke guys it not funny to fake ping mods after I did it.
idle crane
frank pier
got my friend to try the playtest he's just waiting to be sccepged
summer plank
Is there a way to play multiplayer?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ok so you mod it in
easy
river wigeon
Is there a way to play multiplayer?
its a playtest
chrome flame
When are they adding Peter Griffin?
indigo zealot
does everyone who requests to get access get accepted or no?
idle crane
Everyone
indigo zealot
ok cool
opaque fog
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudaJ8QrsaWEvZfJ_/d13378Sr7l3G?invite=cr...
that was some poatan left hook
made him cry
livid token
how do i turn on blood?
lost raptor
how do i turn on blood?
delicate oracle
how do i turn on blood?
pretty sure they're turned off cuz they fixing sum
livid token
oh k
loud river
how do i turn on blood?
Spin around 3 times and click your heels together while saying "There's nothing like blood"
delicate oracle
at least what my mate told me
devout hinge
@delicate oracle @livid token
delicate oracle
if u want blood play demo
livid token
Spin around 3 times and click your heels together while saying "There's nothing ...
should i also type my ssn too
delicate oracle
if u want blood play demo
^
restive garnet
how do i turn on blood?
Ultimate Guide to Turning on Blood in Half Sword
Welcome, noble warrior! If you're ready to see your battles become truly epic, filled with gory splatters and crimson showers, then follow this "totally legitimate" guide on turning on blood in Half Sword.
Step 1: Access the Super Secret Settings Menu
- Launch Half Sword and get to the main menu.
- Hold down the following keys:
Ctrl + Alt + Bloodlust. - A secret menu should pop up—if not, it means your bloodthirst isn't strong enough. Go fight a few more rounds, then try again.
Step 2: Enter the Forbidden Code
- In the secret menu, there's a field labeled “Hidden Options.” Enter this code:
BLOODIFY_ME_CAPTAIN - Press "Confirm" with a determined glare.
Step 3: Adjust the Blood Settings
- A slider labeled “Gore Intensity” should appear. Crank it all the way to "Max Carnage" or “Spaghetti Explosion.”
- You can also tweak these options:
- Blood Color: Switch between classic red, neon green, or surprise mode.
- Splatter Physics: Choose between "Realistic," "Anime Overkill," and "Shakespearean Tragedy."
- Volume of Screams: Adjustable based on your tolerance for agony.
Step 4: Save and Engage in Battle
- Hit "Save and Slay."
- Enter combat, and behold the glorious mess you've unleashed! Every swing, parry, and half-swording maneuver should now result in a fountain of blood—just as the medieval gods intended.
Pro Tips:
- If the blood isn't flowing, chant “Blood for the Blood God” three times while spinning counterclockwise. The game responds to dedication.
- Too much blood? There's no such thing! But if your computer starts overheating, maybe consider dialing it back.
Enjoy your journey, warrior, and may your blade be ever stained with victory... and virtual hemoglobin!
(Disclaimer: This guide is purely satirical and based on a fictional feature. Please don’t spend too much time searching for these options in your game, as they don't actually exist.)
soft osprey
being worked on
There’s no gore cause of the Tokyo game show. They would have to get a private venue to do it
chilly moth
https://youtu.be/t2RhzJRULT4?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/_v8MxPORyZw?feature=shared
I'm not the best but....I'm fairly sure that I can hold my own against them 
Atleast in the playtest
loud river
### Ultimate Guide to Turning on Blood in Half Sword
Welcome, noble warrior! If...
Real and true
restive garnet
works everytime
vast ridge
should i also type my ssn too
im waiting 👀
delicate oracle
There’s no gore cause of the Tokyo game show. They would have to get a private v...
oh fairs so my mate just a lil slow gotchu
soft osprey
### Ultimate Guide to Turning on Blood in Half Sword
Welcome, noble warrior! If...
Most people will read the first step and then immediately stop reading and ask how to turn on blood
delicate oracle
Most people will read the first step and then immediately stop reading and ask h...
i read ultimate and stopped reading after that
loud river
works everytime
Galaxy lmfao you have to make sure this gets put into the game when it's done LMFAO
Peak easter egg
restive garnet
Galaxy lmfao you have to make sure this gets put into the game when it's done LM...
true true
delicate oracle
chilly moth
At this point, just turn the current dust puffs into blood buffs but add literally nothing else
That's ur blood
Color it red
soft osprey
Petition To make blood and gore a paid dlc on release
delicate oracle
this black armour looks smexy ong
loud river
Color it red
Mod it dude
delicate oracle
Petition To make blood and gore a paid dlc on release
go home
amber quail
when gore is added can the devs come to each one of our houses and let us know plz
loud river
You have the files
delicate oracle
when gore is added can the devs come to each one of our houses and let us know p...
fr
chilly moth
Mod it dude
I was making a sarcastic joke
amber quail
Petition To make blood and gore a paid dlc on release
guys i think they shouldnt add blood or gore bc its too voilent and the people dont really want it
idle crane
Galaxy I tried your guide. Some thing that claims to be "the lord of blood" appeared in my room. You didn't cover this part in the guide what do I do
waxen marten
how many bosses are there in the demo?
devout hinge
when gore is added can the devs come to each one of our houses and let us know p...
youll get a letter sent to your house written like this
soft osprey
I was making a sarcastic joke
Ok new petition to keep blood and gore out of our half sword. Wrong reply rip
delicate oracle
guys i think they shouldnt add blood or gore bc its too voilent and the people d...
personally make the blood blurry fr fr
graceful cosmos
how do i turn on blood?
U gotta do a Blood Art Sacrifice Ritual for turning on blood
chilly moth
Galaxy finna be watching high res ISIS beheadings for reference lmao
soft osprey
U gotta do a Blood Art Sacrifice Ritual for turning on blood
You want blood? You better bleed
restive garnet
Galaxy lmfao you have to make sure this gets put into the game when it's done LM...
in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was a troll command, if player put in the console command "animated_blood_shaderless 1" the blood decals would start following players and attack them
graceful cosmos
You want blood? You better bleed
chilly moth
in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was a troll ...
What?
loud river
in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was a troll ...
LMFAO
soft osprey
What?
He said “in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was a troll command, if player put in the console command "animated_blood_shaderless 1" the blood decals would start following players and attack them”
loud river
damn I gotta get back into gmod
restive garnet
cause ppl always complained abt, no shaders
tender quest
restive garnet
this mod doesnt use any
devout hinge
pull out yer mace you cvckold
graceful cosmos
The current map we gotta have a bigger one too just cause
restive garnet
damn I gotta get back into gmod
try the galaxyhighmarshal blood mods, they are great
loud river
Bet, I've heard so much about your previous work.
restive garnet
i have 2 new mods for 2 new games coming!
edgy stirrup
try the galaxyhighmarshal blood mods, they are great
omg are you galaxyhighmarshal?
restive garnet
omg are you galaxyhighmarshal?
yes sire
loud river
LFD2 is one right?
devout hinge
LFD2 is one right?
left for dead 2 gamemode????????
amber quail
he's THE guy!
ohh that guy
left chasm
he gets it
soft osprey
Lfd2 Willie zombies when
devout hinge
Lfd2 Willie zombies when
fuck you its l4d2 not lfd2
chilly moth
He said “in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was...
What?
left chasm
I'm having to play Kingdom Come to get my open world medieval fix, I cannot wait for thsi game to release.
soft osprey
lFd2
restive garnet
Oh shoot really?
https://www.moddb.com/mods/maximum-brutality and Blood Effects Overhaul 4 For blade and soccery (working with SovietCat)
loud river
Yooooo OG Crysis
soft osprey
What?
Oh sorry, HE SAID “in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod, there was a troll command, if player put in the console command "animated_blood_shaderless 1" the blood decals would start following players and attack them”
chilly moth
https://www.moddb.com/mods/maximum-brutality and Blood Effects Overhaul 4 For bl...
Did you ever make anything for FEAR
loud river
Blade and Sorcery interesting. Sure folks over there will be hyped.
restive garnet
you should give us a new sneak peek of the upcoming gore for half sword
once its showable i ll post on wip
chilly moth
Oh sorry, HE SAID “in gmod we had a mod called Fully dynamic animated blood mod,...
I'm sorry
What?
restive garnet
Did you ever make anything for FEAR
nopes dont own the game
loud river
Kinstrife blood mod wen?
delicate oracle
watch him ask for blood
loud river
What's up?
delicate oracle
im stuc ka tatotorial
run into the distance
chilly moth
Kinstrife blood mod wen?
Is that game even playable to the public rn?
normal tinsel
run into the distance
ok
restive garnet
Kinstrife blood mod wen?
never
loud river
Did Franky make you sign a non-compete? LMFAO
amber quail
when are guns being added?
restive garnet
off topic but WIP bas mod
loud river
Hoo baby
edgy stirrup
make a gore mod for half sword demo 
loud river
some real gorey shit
opaque fog
holy smokes you cut his head off like butter
loud river
nice
delicate oracle
off topic but WIP bas mod
damn gotta download rn
chilly moth
when are guns being added?
When can we get artillery
soft osprey
I'm sorry
***What?***
HE SAID
“IN G MOD WE HAD A MOD CALLED FULLY DYNAMIC ANIMATED BLOOD MOD, THERE WAS A TROLL COMMAND, IF PLAYERS PUT IN THE CONSOLE COMMAND “ANIMATED_BLOOD_SHADERLESS_1” THE BLOOD DECALS WOULD START FOLLOWING PLAYERS AND ATTACK THEM”
delicate oracle
when boats
halcyon sequoia
is there no blood on the play test ?
normal tinsel
like im stuc kat totorial level 2 after i gave up it told me to gave up and i did and now im stuck whit nothing just inf spawning enemies
loud river
is there no blood on the play test ?
Nope!
restive garnet
damn gotta download rn
its not out just yet. working with SovietCat on this mod, collab
chilly moth
HE SAID
“IN G MOD WE HAD A MOD CALLED FULLY DYNAMIC ANIMATED BLOOD MOD, THERE W...
YOU'RE TOO LOUD, WHAT?
loud river
like im stuc kat totorial level 2 after i gave up it told me to gave up and i di...
That is the demo
chilly moth
when boats
I love warships
amber quail
HE SAID
“IN G MOD WE HAD A MOD CALLED FULLY DYNAMIC ANIMATED BLOOD MOD, THERE W...
what?
soft osprey
***YOU'RE TOO LOUD, WHAT?***
Mods kill this man, I can’t type any smaller
loud river
The demo is an infinite dark arena where you fight progressively harder enemies
umbral comet
is there a way to play 1v1 against a friehnd?
normal tinsel
That is the demo
whats the haldf sword game then
edgy stirrup
is there a way to play 1v1 against a friehnd?
no
loud river
whats the haldf sword game then
amber quail
is there a way to play 1v1 against a friehnd?
in game or irl?
umbral comet
ok when will the online version come out?
chilly moth
is there a way to play 1v1 against a friehnd?
In the demo, there is a trainer mod and split screen mod. So sorta
chilly moth
ok when will the online version come out?
Either we don't know or never
normal tinsel
i requested so what now
loud river
ok when will the online version come out?
It's being considered, but you shouldn't expect it any time soon.
left chasm
dude couch co-op would be so jank in this game
soft osprey
i requested so what now
Now you beg and ask about blood
frank pier
i was lightly touched by a spear's handle and instantly became unconscious
loud river
Single player is the main focus right now
normal tinsel
Now you beg and ask about blood
yes
loud river
i requested so what now
Wait, you'll be accepted within a day
normal tinsel
+i like killing humans games sim
mellow phoenix
+i like killing humans games sim
try gorebox
devout hinge
+i like killing humans games sim
🧌
idle crane
dude couch co-op would be so jank in this game
Less so than online as the physics is being calculated by the same machine
idle crane
+i like killing humans games sim
tender quest
normal tinsel
try gorebox
mellow phoenix
chilly moth
I wish Arnista can hurry up with the split screen guide so I can link it whenever people ask for multiplayer
devout hinge
i hope multiplayer NEVER COMES
fleet stump
i hope multiplayer NEVER COMES
Well..
chilly moth
i hope multiplayer NEVER COMES
On one hand, based
On the other hand, hearing people asking for it for an eternity will get really fucking annoying
fleet stump
1 v 1 in local is super fun, why shouldnt we do MP ?
chilly moth
1 v 1 in local is super fun, why shouldnt we do MP ?
You did the split screen mod?
fleet stump
Multiplayer doesnt necessarily means 32 v 32...
devout hinge
1 v 1 in local is super fun, why shouldnt we do MP ?
because im a HATER i hate whatever people WANT
fleet stump
But 1 v 1 in MP is insane fun
normal tinsel
idle crane
You did the split screen mod?
Massclown made the splitscreen demo mod
fleet stump
You can behead your friend and teabag their beheaded corpse whats not to like ?
chilly moth
Massclown made the splitscreen demo mod
I am aware of that.
devout hinge
You can behead your friend and teabag their beheaded corpse whats not to like ?
fair enough add multiplayer NOW!!!!!!!!!!
fleet stump
chilly moth
Massclown made the splitscreen demo mod
Does it work with steam remote play for a sorta psuedo online?
soft osprey
i hope multiplayer NEVER COMES
Petition to not only keep blood and gore out of our half sword, but multiplayer as well
chilly moth
Petition to not only keep blood and gore out of our half sword, but multiplayer ...
W take
idle crane
Does it work with steam remote play for a sorta psuedo online?
Idk never used it give it a try
tulip geyser
fr
edgy stirrup
is it just me or is the ragdolls in this game too ragdolly compared to other games with great rigging of the characters when it’s in a ragdoll state?
soft osprey
is it just me or is the ragdolls in this game too ragdolly compared to other gam...
No
river wigeon
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudOmLZZtLrDewECN/d1337m40j64R?invite=cr-MSxDZnYsMjEyNzY2ODU1LA mf thinks he's charles oliveira
chilly moth
If a noob is taking a long time to kill someone, it's because they suck ass
If a pro takes a while to win, it's because they are keeping the enemy alive to flex their blocking and parrying skills
idle crane
chilly moth
We need a skill tier list so we know what our skill level is
soft osprey
If a noob is taking a long time to kill someone, it's because they suck ass
...
Yeah sometimes I find I’m a little too good, cause I just can’t kill them. Damn I’m good af
river wigeon
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudOmLZZtLrDewECN/d1337m40j64R?invite=cr...
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudJigrSccpOn0eGS/d1337tjmuFwo?invite=cr-MSxnNjYsMjEyNzY2ODU1LA this game makes me feel like i am him
solid folio
not being able to use your arms when on the ground is so annoying, if you were able to block then falling over wouldn't be the instant death sentence that it feels like atm.
shrewd condor
you have to block by pushing the enemy's weapon away
with two handed weapons holding right click for the different grip makes it quite easy to push the weapon up and away then get a left swing in
solid folio
i meant when you fall over, every time i do my arms just don't work anymore, doesn't matter if im two handing or not. when standing its easy to block. but lying down the game just stops responding
solid folio
it would be so easy to block too, as they just hammer down in the same spot
wet hearth
is halfsword getting multiplayer in the future?
restive garnet
omg
solid folio
i dont think multiplayer would work in this game, it would just become sprint spin and push people over simulator
solid folio
if we could use our arms when on the floor, then yes
chrome flame
I hope so <@691029855583862835>
why did you put admin in your name bruh
solid folio
if not then it just become 1 second matches
amber quail
why did you put admin in your name bruh
putting admin in your name is like playing 5d chess
chrome flame
cap
amber quail
mind games
unborn tree
lol my b i have my own discord so i just have my name like that
i have a day trading discord
restive garnet
you can ask all questions to @unborn tree
unborn tree
Lmao i hate yall hahaha
restive garnet
😂
unborn tree
This game mulitplayer would be amazing
river wigeon
This game mulitplayer would be amazing
with competitive tournaments aaaaaah
tawdry hornet
unborn tree
this one multi?
chrome flame
Yeah but are you cooling it in the market
unborn tree
everyday baby
lost raptor
market man
chrome flame
Are you a multi-billionare yet
distant hazel
mellow phoenix
restive garnet
dont know anything abt stock trading. but um make me rich
mellow phoenix
so romantic
lost raptor
how can you not be romantic about half sword
devout valley
How long does it take to gain access to the playtest?
uncut glen
it took me literally 30 mins
tiny oriole
I waited for 30min
devout valley
ah
mellow phoenix
How long does it take to gain access to the playtest?
from what i heard like a couple minutes to a couple hours
i got accepted in like 3 minutes
unborn tree
We get email confirmation right?
devout valley
I've played the demo, and I really enjoy the game
tired pivot
im so excited for this game
devout valley
im so excited for this game
agree
tired pivot
i played the demo and i already love it
devout valley
We get email confirmation right?
dont know
devout valley
i played the demo and i already love it
same here 👍
tender quest
rocky narwhal
how do I beat the tutorial?
tired pivot
i wonder if itll have a campaign
wooden socket
Mercy
tired pivot
What an aim
rocky narwhal
Or how do I get out of the tutorial
uncut glen
is there any better way to stab
wooden socket
rocky narwhal
brutal
cinder stone
First time that I kill these three bozos without dying/cheating yay!
cinder stone
lol
I shouldn't have won against that boss, I kinda panicked with the flailing
and I got killed two fights later |3
wooden socket
am i the only one who likes to leave the weakest for last in brave stand?
cinder stone
against someone with a bonker of all things
soft osprey
Or how do I get out of the tutorial
Better late than never. There is no tutorial that’s the demo you’re playing
loud river
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVOfCEyRIT4 Brutal shit folks, Half Sword will be as realistic as this eventually.
Skin flaps and bone shards and all
tender quest
bruh
lost raptor
whacked
wooden socket
native root
so i just found out that if you get downed by an enemy and theyre wailing on you, you can grab their ankle and trip them
lost raptor
im hard of hearing - nothing is loud 😦
devout hinge
bruh
true macer power right here folks only at #1272825249892929608
dreamy tendon
can i get a access t o playtest?
warm moth
i am sorry but did case play the DEMO!
devout hinge
can i get a access t o playtest?
literally request access on the steam page and wait a bit
ashen barn
can i test game plz?
fleet stump
warm moth
bro just sign up for the playtest
wooden socket
dreamy tendon
literally request access on the steam page and wait a bit
and how long do I have to wait?
ashen barn
i want it
river wigeon
Im sick and tired of this damn glitch
erm i am sick of the glitch in which i load in the game and it tells me that i lose immediatly
lost raptor
river wigeon
did they kiss afterwards?
devout hinge
and how long do I have to wait?
maximum 12 hours
ashen barn
yees
tender quest
ashen barn
12 hours and i play this best game
dreamy tendon
maximum 12 hours
okay
hasty raven
and how long do I have to wait?
oh damn just let in another bunch just now
hasty raven
and how long do I have to wait?
will have towait for another traain, buddy
hasty raven
and how long do I have to wait?
5 min, maybe
idle crane
devout hinge
oh damn just let in another bunch just now
franker mi amor please fix this horrendous bug
river wigeon
bro is him
idle crane
idle crane
Just wait 5 minutes if you have applied
hasty raven
franker mi amor please fix this horrendous bug
bug?
ashen barn
my nickname ЛЯ КАКОЙ НАСОК
idle crane
I think they mean the clipping
ashen barn
idle crane
my nickname ЛЯ КАКОЙ НАСОК
It's done in batches we don't need your name
ashen barn
ok ty
river wigeon
chilly moth
franker mi amor please fix this horrendous bug
That area in general has some clipping issues.
Besides the armpit and parts of the back, that where I seem to die to the most in plate armor as far as torso hits go
tender quest
bro is him
keen void
the polehammer is goated
hasty raven
OK I HOPE EVERYNE APPLIED TO PLAYTEST
river wigeon
wanna see me being him (in a 1v1 :c)
livid token
ashen barn
yeees
wet hearth
is half sword getting multiplayer in the future?
idle crane
lost raptor
river wigeon
wanna see me being him (in a 1v1 :c)
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iudJigrSccpOn0eGS/d1337ENiVBjT?invite=cr-MSw0angsMjEyNzY2ODU1LA i edge to this
idle crane
brittle robin
tender quest
river wigeon
and switched hands >:3
idle crane
ashen barn
i just lost my dowhtwhg
river wigeon
tender quest
tender quest
hasty raven
is half sword getting multiplayer in the future?
good question... watched that japanese movie about toilet cleaner... the thing he said might be an answer:
今は今、今度は今度
river wigeon
hasty raven
is half sword getting multiplayer in the future?
another good answer -- maybe (:
willow harness
UwU
river wigeon
good question... watched that japanese movie about toilet cleaner... the thing h...
i think they had enough about this question xd
wet hearth
are kicks being added if so when
tender quest
nooooo
sour forge
Why is it so hard to punch idk if my sens is to high or just no stamina
idle crane
good question... watched that japanese movie about toilet cleaner... the thing h...
Now is now, now is now? or is Google translate broken
native root
oh what an ending pose
ashen barn
ok i play
hasty raven
Now is now, now is now? or is Google translate broken
now is now, later is later (:
tender quest
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iu9DknOuUde2_D91N/d1337woKETsM?invite=cr...
twas a slash attack not a stab
idle crane
now is now, later is later (:
Bad Google translate then
river wigeon
twas a slash attack not a stab
in my heart it was a stab
river wigeon
twas a slash attack not a stab
i live in romania i am used to people stabbing eachother ok so i say stab >:c
ashen barn
злой злодей бо синн
frigid cave
man the game keeps crashing i just want to play halfsword already
native root
counter play
wet hearth
bo sinn
idle crane
i live in romania i am used to people stabbing eachother ok so i say stab >:c
Please don't joke about that
river wigeon
Please don't joke about that
i'm sorry :c
idle crane
Can y'all keep your videos halfsword related or go here https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1086506182090440794
proper magnet
tender quest
not halfsword related
loud river
Don't care what it was
proper magnet
i think that was raw porn
frigid cave
don't post porn in here
WHAT?
idle crane
I didn't watch video was it bad?
frigid cave
bro wth
tender quest
loud river
I didn't watch video was it bad?
Always watch the video.
And translate
mfs will post ANYTHING
Can never be sure
idle crane
I'm on phone they are laggy as fuck it takes 2 years
river wigeon
proper magnet
idle crane
Also I thought you were talking about halfsword Ivan I was Hella concerned
frigid cave
you guys think they would add like a throwing knife or something
indigo zealot
When will the play test have gore
loud river
Likely not, I don't recall any dedicated throwing knives in Medieval Europe
idle crane
You can already throw knives
frigid cave
You can already throw knives
?
loud river
But yeah you can already throw knives!
frigid cave
how
wet hearth
i think that they should add bo sinn to half sword
loud river
Don't ask me, it ain't easy
river wigeon
When will the play test have gore
bruv i think i heard that 20 times and i was in this discord for 2 days
loud river
But it's possible
soft osprey
I know there’s someone in here who was real good at throwing shit
loud river
bruv i think i heard that 20 times and i was in this discord for 2 days
Imagine being a mod 😄
idle crane
I can't tell you how to get better tho just the method
frigid cave
Swing and press q or e it's tricky but you can practice
ill try once i get the game to work
proper magnet
you guys think they would add like a throwing knife or something
well, they added the dragonslayer, anything is possible
idle crane
honest plover
the fist fighting in the play tesat is so addicting
river wigeon
Imagine being a mod 😄
i am sorry for you xd
lost raptor
repost
loud river
It's fun though
proper magnet
native root
fools guard lmao
river wigeon
https://tenor.com/view/mod-meet-up-gif-26542364
cvckold is hot
jade grotto
dreamy tendon
Can someone give me the key binds for the game please?\
weak crescent
cvckold is hot
loud river
fools guard lmao
Average ending to a fool's guard usage
dreamy tendon
Can someone give me the key binds for the game please?
idle crane
Can someone give me the key binds for the game please?\
Check the controls in settings
river wigeon
Average ending to a fool's guard usage
native root
Average ending to a fool's guard usage
fools guard is called it because youre either a fool for using it for your opponent is a fool for falling for it
proper magnet
i hope they add Kanye west to the game
native root
I wonder if high thrusting stances like ochs or schlussel guard will be implemented as well
loud river
ashen barn
how can i get another weapon
loud river
i hope so
native root
uh oh
loud river
Happy, you in #1263248218297339915?
native root
Happy, you in <#1263248218297339915>?
how did i not see this hell yea
loud river
There's a whole bunch, but I figure you're chiefly interested in the Swordy Boyz
Check out the guilds!
#1263248218297339915
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You're free to post clips and discuss your fights and the lessons you learn from them!
native root
There's a whole bunch, but I figure you're chiefly interested in the Swordy Boyz
i like hema and i like longswords what can i say
tender quest
dreamy tendon
how to dodge?
devout hinge
you move
dreamy tendon
wasd?
devout hinge
indeed
manic fjord
dual shield :)
pallid bison
guys how can i get the last update of half sword?
mellow tapir
am i cooked or nah
soft osprey
https://tenor.com/view/mod-meet-up-gif-26542364
That one in the lavender/pink button up and glasses does not fit in with the rest. He is far too small
mellow tapir
won the 3v1
devout hinge
thats what im talking about sir everyone falls to the maceman
wise halo
Hello
wise halo
You broke all his bones in his neck
fleet stump
Hey,
just a quick message to let you know players accross itch, demo and playtest have reached 1 300 000.
Have a good weekend everyone!
wise halo
Hey,
just a quick message to let you know players accross itch, demo and playt...
amazing
THe hype is real 😄
frank pier
@dim pike
dim pike
ah i was atleast a little close, on the right stick
frank pier
ah i was atleast a little close, on the right stick
anyone who doesn't use right stick for mouse is weird
foggy elbow
how do all of you get weapons on playtest?
i can only play with knifes etc
or do i have to progress further in fist fight?
frank pier
how do all of you get weapons on playtest?
these
frank pier
why i dont have blood?
not in playtest
dreamy tendon
okay
tender quest
frigid cave
hey dooes anyone know why the game crashes either on launch or when i restart or go back to the menu
frank pier
hey dooes anyone know why the game crashes either on launch or when i restart or...
is your computer/laptop bad perchance
jolly gorge
Hey,
just a quick message to let you know players accross itch, demo and playt...
:00 yoooo!!!
devout hinge
hey dooes anyone know why the game crashes either on launch or when i restart or...
are you using dx12 in the game settings