halfsword-chat-⚔

[upper siren]

no but it can run NAM 1998

[barren mantle]

NAM 1969

[muted granite]

on carnage i got 10

[devout hinge]

steinly hand good sire let us not bloodshed come

[muted granite]

and 1v1s 50 now ;(
but its ok! (its not ok...........)

[barren mantle]

the real VR experience was a trip

[devout hinge]

holy shit i almost got it up there but it bounced on those fucking wooden sticks

[barren mantle]

i find throwing pretty hard

i manage to hit people with the stool a lot

[upper siren]

i thought that was real at first

[devout hinge]

its easier in the demo

[muted granite]

whats ur fps on diff gamemodes if u dm me asking!!

[fallen zealot]

tought this looks cool

[devout hinge]

it is real you bastard

[upper siren]

willie is real

[frank scarab]

whats inside that room

[barren mantle]

I play on high and it stays between 80 and 120 depending on how much physics fuckery is going on

[devout hinge]

maidens for willie to turn into wives

[barren mantle]

never seen it go below that

[muted granite]

whats the gpu

[barren mantle]

3060

[muted granite]

oh it was a diff reply then, mb

[boreal path]

the big jeezuz

[devout hinge]

mfw i got it on the fucking roof

[upper siren]

thats willie

[barren mantle]

You wake up here, what do you do

[devout hinge]

start punching the nearest guy

[patent sapphire]

Medieval silent hill

[barren mantle]

Wrong, you get in the barrel

[patent sapphire]

I tried to force myself to fall into a box once but Willie fought with his legs

[barren mantle]

most i've done is this

[upper siren]

this is willie too

[patent sapphire]

Ahh yes put someone else in the box

[devout hinge]

this reminds me of a screenshot a guy posted where he put willie there and took a cool ass screenshot

it was cool fr

[upper siren]

so is this

[patent sapphire]

Top pic kinda looks like Joe rogan

[upper siren]

hold up you have no idea

[boreal path]

mein gott

[upper siren]

which one is the real joe rogan and which one is face swapped with willie?

[balmy wind]

oh my god

[devout hinge]

#photography📷 message check out this one

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/theyre-the-same-picture-the-office-pam-the-office-us-gif-20757621

[alpine lynx]

update when guh

[devout hinge]

pink handle gay boy hahaha!!!

[upper siren]

Joe Rogan is a profit of Halfsword, come to tell us about its glorious future

he IS willie

[chilly oracle]

am I toast?

[tender quest]

so willie is just joe rogan with smoother skin?

[devout hinge]

pull out your sword NOW

[chilly oracle]

maybe

[upper siren]

yes, but when he decended from his godly form into that of a human he was given flaws

[fallow jolt]

https://imgur.com/a/OOjv3Hm

[upper siren]

hence why his skin isn't smooth

[patent sapphire]

Joe rogan with shell-shocked ptsd eyes

[upper siren]

jamie pulled up one too many pictures of bear attacks

[devout hinge]

do you think they asked him to pose like this or he just did that

[spring minnow]

hadn't seen this torso piece before

[plain cedar]

not sure if anyone has said this but they should add gore #myfault

[stiff belfry]

i just handcuffed a guy with a pitchfork

[devout hinge]

my honest reaction

[balmy wind]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892977756739088444/1268740434990202890/caption.gif

[boreal path]

its probably one of my favorites

[barren mantle]

i dread how clonky ranged weapons will be hahaha

[devout hinge]

i fucking HATE IT

[barren mantle]

i hope they add a musket or some shit, just cause the gore would be funny

[void nymph]

bro this fist fight AI is insane

[devout hinge]

arquebussy

[barren mantle]

Blunderbussy

[devout hinge]

not made in the late 1400s

[tacit path]

how are you gonna shoot that shit guy

[desert knot]

here after watching afrosenju's video, for anyone who hasn't.. its a hoot. Very much enjoying the community so far!

[plain cedar]

imagine if they added gore before the game show then took it away during the game show and gave it back after the game show imagine

[barren mantle]

i bet if i look for it i can find a 15th century shotgun

i'd imagine it's just not done

[devout hinge]

wont happen gore isnt finished

[patent sapphire]

They have this build of the game purely for tgs be grateful we even have access

[devout hinge]

henrys come to see us!

[fallen epoch]

guys im stuck in the dark cobbleston looking place how do i get to the arena and such?

[barren mantle]

Kingdom cum delivery 2 parry this bogaloo

[tacit path]

i like blood n gore dont get the absolute NEED for it
games still fun stop begging every fucking day?

[weak roost]

Grateful and gaming community don't go to together.

[fallen epoch]

oooh ok

[barren mantle]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD

[hard vault]

Henrys here!

[weak roost]

1000+ +1

[upper siren]

i found you your 15th century shotgun though

[tough yew]

blooding

[barren mantle]

-average Halfsword gamer

[upper siren]

technically 16th i believe but close enough

[barren mantle]

Christ mandated

[upper siren]

TOO LATE, LOSER!

[tacit path]

holy fuck those guns are big

[barren mantle]

dude imagine how funny this would be

[hard vault]

Ik i said this yesterday lmao

[barren mantle]

just picture Willie wielding that shit undershoulder

[little verge]

Do you go into the KCD discord and mention Willie?

[stiff belfry]

what a game

my music makes it so much weirder

[upper siren]

imagine how inaccurate it would be though, with it wiggling all over the place

[devout hinge]

nope

[barren mantle]

Also the pike physics are pretty good, i bet if the devs optimize this game formation fights would look scary good

[hard vault]

Feel quite hungreh

[patent sapphire]

Imagine being among the first to be attacked with that shotgun and having to explain what happened to someone

[tacit path]

you couldnt

[barren mantle]

it'd be impossible to use

[hard vault]

Well technically its a handcannon

[upper siren]

you could get lucky though

[barren mantle]

you'd need a mechanic just like the stabbing one to aim better. The bows will need this too

[ivory wyvern]

So is there like a roadmap or a final destination that the devs have?

[upper siren]

but willie would probably go flying backwards

[tacit path]

development, release, hookers and cocaine

[little verge]

SAD WILLIE NOISES

[ivory wyvern]

🔥

[barren mantle]

For bows to be a good mechanic they gotta be challenging to master but they can't be impossible to aim

[hard vault]

Henrys here!

[oblique flint]

Willie is hither

[devout hinge]

there is an old roadmap but right now they want to showcase the game at the tokyo gameshow, develop and release way better gore effects to the playtest and then i guess customization and maps and story

[barren mantle]

Kingdom come deliverance did this decently, where bows are hard to get your head around but they are appropriately strong

[soft osprey]

Who is Henry and why are you cheating on Willie?

[tacit path]

they should do this story where youre a blacksmiths son and your village gets attacked

[soft osprey]

Maybe lose your dads sword

[jolly gorge]

how does one get THAT half sword? is that the testing that you need to request access to? all i have is this dark one

[hard vault]

https://tenor.com/view/stomp-kill-kcd-kingdom-come-mercy-kill-gif-26595693

[patent sapphire]

Willie's come to see us

[tough yew]

yup ya got it right

[upper siren]

check out this outro i made

[barren mantle]

You know this game not being multiplayer means there's no BALANCE DISCUSSION here

[jolly gorge]

alright thanks

[soft osprey]

Oh kingdom come henry

[ivory wyvern]

Yep, you gotta request access to the play test

[tacit path]

thats probably not a bad thing people are terrible

[hard vault]

Feel quite hungreh

[flat gorge]

request access to playtest on store page

[barren mantle]

People here are too toxic for a baldis to exist

[jolly gorge]

ah, i also have the very old version

[devout hinge]

they go on the steam page and request the playtest, then they wait a bit like good boys

[tacit path]

i dont need my cool sword game full of fuckign NERDS talking about DATA and shit

[ivory wyvern]

I got accepted in less then a day

[upper siren]

they have those in that game?

[barren mantle]

hey bro, for RTS games it's what keeps games playable

[devout hinge]

okay im cracked i parried an attack from behind by halfswording and raising my weapon

[ivory wyvern]

So just request and you should get it

[tacit path]

i dont even know what a rts game is dawg

[patent sapphire]

I mean I wouldn't care about balance if there was multiplayer I don't care if I lose I just think fighting others would be hilarious and fun

[tacit path]

your mom thinks its a cute trait tho

[barren mantle]

It's a strategy game friend, a brain game

[soft osprey]

RTS player??? Rare breed nowadays

[tacit path]

doesssss rimworld count?

[upper siren]

like i know what act 2 is

[barren mantle]

I'm a nebulous fleet command addict.

[soft osprey]

Stelaris, age of empires manor lords baby

[barren mantle]

Not really.

[ivory wyvern]

It would be fun as hell fighting your friends tho

[idle crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270998341563584562/makesweet-fpt9ik.gif

[barren mantle]

Dude, i found this game and i just kept playing this

[soft osprey]

I’ll check it out!

[barren mantle]

never played an RTS seriously before, it just got me addicted

[tacit path]

fr can you imagine 4 player spoilerance boyee

[spring minnow]

whats with these chain neck things? shouldnt armored fighters have a full coif that reaches the up to the mouth 🤓 ?

[tepid oriole]

is spear the best weapon?

[soft osprey]

Always down for RTS, my favorite genre

[upper siren]

that was a beautiful one handed strike

[devout hinge]

i bet you'd enjoy from the depths

[barren mantle]

There's plenty of content around, it's a very hard game to get in to. Multiplayer's brutal.

[muted granite]

wtf its a 1v1 WITH NO BLOOD

[tacit path]

yo what about uhhh

[ivory wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-18572939

[patent sapphire]

I think 4 players super armored up with swords fighting would be hilarious and most likely end up in basically ufc fighting

[upper siren]

i was making the queen annes revenge in that game, i forgot about that

[tough yew]

remember boys! any discussion that's not related to half sword can go to general

[tacit path]

kenshi is that an rts

[soft osprey]

Is this man still mad about the frame rate

[cerulean stone]

insert non-halfsword related discussions topic

[muted granite]

I AM INDEED/....

[upper siren]

sorry cutie patootie

[devout hinge]

im getting assfucked by a mace larper

[barren mantle]

Kinky

[ivory wyvern]

Nah just think about the straight boxing

[soft osprey]

I’m not sorry but I’ll listen anyway cause I like talking and don’t want ANOTHER mute

[devout hinge]

we should ban roku

[soft osprey]

I guess you could say I’m on the “fence…er” about if I should listen

Laugh please

[tacit path]

no

[devout hinge]

if you wanna have fun in this game use the goedendag

[tacit path]

that shit too ez

[weary meadow]

how do i change dx11 to 12

[jolly gorge]

settings

[muted granite]

restart the game

[toxic oriole]

how do u play the new version of half sword?

[tough yew]

*once you change the settings

[weary meadow]

i only see vsync

[tough yew]

request it on steam!

[tough yew]

are you playing on the demo?

[idle crane]

in settings or if you cant load game go into properties and in launch options type -dx11

[devout hinge]

oh man i wouldnt recomend doing that

[weary meadow]

yeah

[ivory wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/goodguykev-punch-fight-boxing-mad-gif-25320094

[magic quest]

Why isn't there blood in playtest:(

[fast bramble]

To add on to what Fencer said, you'll be accepted within a day, then it'll be in your Steam library to install

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ request access

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[tough yew]

that option is on the play test only

[patent sapphire]

Why aren't you reading

[jolly gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/892977756739088444/1268740434990202890/caption.gif

[magic quest]

shitting myself

[toxic oriole]

thx bro

[soft osprey]

That thing has a real name? I thought it was just called spiked stick

[weak crescent]

Miss yall, been tryna get a new phone to come back to the discord

[soft osprey]

Welcome back handsome

[chrome meadow]

Can I play with friends?

[devout hinge]

spiked stick, goedendag or negans bat

[tacit path]

locally eventually?

[weak crescent]

I still lurk, and got new vids coming every other day

[idle crane]

its not multiplayer but devs are testing local splitscreen

[chrome meadow]

can i use parsec

[magic quest]

Just beat them irl

[tacit path]

no parsley is gross use cilantro instead

[chrome meadow]

tomorrow im going to cast some iron maces and armor

[devout hinge]

who is this man

[tacit path]

bomb plans

[magic quest]

bro did NOT just steal my line

[tacit path]

shouldnt have dropped it bro

[near lichen]

yep

[weak crescent]

How excited are yall for cutting people in two?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9aGP1HBG1dQ

[tacit path]

holy fuck

[jolly gorge]

?

[devout hinge]

note that this is a mod and not official stuff

[tacit path]

you should totally GIVE ME THAT SHIT NOW

oh what does it work good?

[soft osprey]

Now kiss

[little verge]

That was insane.

[magic quest]

any other 1st person enjoyers?

[abstract thunder]

Sorry if this is a dumb question, i downloaded the demo and i can just play in a very obscure place, i gotta do something or the other modes are for .. press?

[little verge]

Steam store page scroll down you want the playtest

[fallow jolt]

if these throws would do at least some damage, it would be insane

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/winterz-soon-gif-19096204

[abstract thunder]

And i gotta get accepted rigth?

[frank scarab]

thats normal, the thing you're looking for is the playtest.

[frank scarab]

yes, they accept batches of people

[void nymph]

how do you pull off this kind of throws, my dude barely is able to lift someones leg _D

[little verge]

Correct, everyone who requests gets accepted. it is a manual system done a few times a day never more then a 12hr wait.

[fallow jolt]

skill

[abstract thunder]

Thanks!!

[little verge]

If you change the damage setting sit makes throws easier.

[frank scarab]

may take 15 mins - 28 hours until the next batches

[abstract thunder]

Thanks!!

[void nymph]

which way and which slider?

[little verge]

Player damage down NPC damage up.

[void nymph]

ah ok

[muted granite]

guys is there a way to go back to an old update?

[vale verge]

love this clippppp

[magic quest]

Game would be crazy on vr

[devout hinge]

holy fuck the goedendag fucking hit my helmet and probably hit the only unarmored spot of it

[soft osprey]

I know I’ve seen others post clips old versions at least

[little verge]

Not unless you archived the files.

[vale verge]

and dis one

[little verge]

It is to add plumes.

[devout hinge]

well let me add them

[soft osprey]

No not you

[muted granite]

rip

[regal quarry]

How do you get the newer version

[vale verge]

old but gold

[soft osprey]

Request access on Playtest

[idle crane]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Request access

Steam

Half Sword

Half Sword is an immersive, physics-based medieval combat simulator that offers players a unique experience of becoming a commoner-turned-knight, fighting brutal tournaments in 15th-century Europe. With innovative gameplay mechanics, you can wield your weapon with precision using your mouse, feeling the intensity of each clash as you ascend the ...

Release Date

Coming soon

▶ Play video

[slow iris]

goedendag currently phases through armour

[void nymph]

i wish so hard they add online multiplayer at some point

[sage night]

half sword getting more and more popular as we speak

[regal quarry]

ok thanks ive requested access

[soft osprey]

I wish people would at the very least just scroll up a bit as the questions get answered at least every 2 minutes lol

[magic quest]

impossible task

[vale verge]

hotdogs

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down

[regal quarry]

legends thank u

[little verge]

You cans till play the old itch builds. Steam won't let you play old versions unless it was in the beta branches.

[idle crane]

Im too quick for you wonder i already posted the steam link

[vale verge]

perchance happen to know how fast turn around is 👀

[void nymph]

charlie (penguinz0) made video on it just few hours ago too, would not have found the game without

[soft osprey]

Anywhere from a minute to a day

[little verge]

It varies never more then 12hrs.

[fair jacinth]

that isnt skibidi

[regal quarry]

the demo is great fun as well, dual wield axes is so sweet

[soft osprey]

But it IS sigma

[little verge]

It is good practice as well.

[sage night]

i grinned so hard when i saw he made a vid

half sword being noticed

[muted granite]

rip

[soft osprey]

I genuinely don’t remember how I found halfsword

[devout hinge]

then it died down when you figured out he doesnt know how to change classes

[regal quarry]

I seen it on twitter, the fighting is hilarious

[void nymph]

dumpster diving steam probably?

[little verge]

Valentin the Mad of Random Madness told me about ti.

[soft osprey]

It probably showed up on my Roku

[little verge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[void nymph]

what in the gods name is Roku?

[little verge]

6

[idle crane]

i found it looking for halflife

[tacit path]

tv

[devout hinge]

tv

[soft osprey]

Mods can I get this one banned please

[void nymph]

HUH?

[little verge]

Allot of people!

[fallow jolt]

hah

[soft osprey]

What’s a Roku?!?!

[frank scarab]

i will do a 360 pop shove it on you and then i'll feed you the skibidi willie gods.

[tacit path]

its a television brand

[slender patrol]

nice spawner

[fallow jolt]

when someone asks about blood

[void nymph]

literally never even heard of it

[soft osprey]

It’s a tv brand, and a streaming service provider

[tacit path]

actually insane are you from nigeria or some shit

[soft osprey]

And it’s the fuckin best

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-halfsword-game-half-sword-game-gif-14454650096982323610

[void nymph]

no, Finland

[idle crane]

I think it was like only a few weeks after the demo first got posted. i remember when the little chests were harder than scythe man

[tacit path]

dont get too ahead of yourself that shit sucks

[soft osprey]

How tf you never heard of Roku. I bet you heard of fire stick though huh

[soft osprey]

Mods can I get another ban over here

[tacit path]

YOU WOULDNT BAN ME FOR JUST SPEAKING THE TRUTH

[little verge]

Let's not start this debate again, unless you wanna take it to #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[slender patrol]

xdd

[soft osprey]

I’m being attacked and you tell me to take it somewhere else

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-7778933474932262081

[soft osprey]

Rediculous

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/roll-over-knight-roll-armor-search-team-gif-17696593

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-hop-on-half-sword-gif-50236232468556343

[soft osprey]

Remember when we had chat freedom hours ago? That was nice

[void nymph]

i was looking it up and you need that shit to stream on TV? how about jsut a smart TV :D:D

[idle crane]

https://tenor.com/view/full-plate-armor-running-running-with-full-plate-armor-gif-24037521

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-moderators-gif-19474608

[magic quest]

I honestly think this game should be more inclusive, they should add women and children

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/rule15-no-catgirls-gif-22773712

[abstract thunder]

Just got the invitation accepted

[idle crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047194231875321856/1162826809507844227/H6chCqA.gif

[vale verge]

Same🙏

[bleak kite]

What’s up my dudes.

[cunning tiger]

how long did it take for yall to get accepted

[idle crane]

12 hours at most

[frank scarab]

5 mins

[cunning tiger]

nice

[tacit fossil]

Where the hell do I report bugs

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525

[frank scarab]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 and https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1262488181035630634 only for playtest.

[hushed agate]

This community is gold, there was a dude that talked for 5 solid mins about naked Willies.

[tacit thicket]

🔥

[restive garnet]

picnic with the bois

[humble bloom]

5 minutes too little.
True fans would talk for 5 hours

[idle crane]

true

[hushed agate]

Lol

[tacit thicket]

half sword is just the friends we made along the way

[idle crane]

Chat what is your favourite way to put down a willie

[devout hinge]

mace to the head

[idle crane]

always a fun option

Freaksword

[hushed agate]

I tell him Figgerdiddybat! While hitting him on the head repeatedly.

[idle crane]

nice

[hushed agate]

[idle crane]

you gotta shout at willie sometimes

[frank scarab]

doing whatever this is

[idle crane]

Thats fun idk what it is but its fun

[frank scarab]

he just gives up

[devout hinge]

grappling!

[idle crane]

oh hes holding his leg up i see now

[hushed agate]

The voicelines are funny, one sound like the n word tho

[idle crane]

eggard

[hushed agate]

Yup

[idle crane]

https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 put clips of that here if you have any

[odd meadow]

Art

[coral olive]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053347527157628974/1122877538348302416/ED6EFBC5-A68E-48C6-9103-B123B1ECC22D.gif

[odd meadow]

Bruh who TF turned on slow mode this boring af

[frank scarab]

bro touched goomba.

[upper siren]

factual information

[frank scarab]

gets me every time

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-is-super-cool-and-here-cat-cute-zoom-it-gif-15571994

[odd meadow]

KITTY

[devout hinge]

thy mother

[upper siren]

stolen fair and square

[frank scarab]

this is in public domain now.

[upper siren]

sorry wenus willie

[cunning tiger]

execution gawh damn

[upper siren]

facts it is OUR audio message

[frank scarab]

stop being a commie

[upper siren]

i would photoshop a picture of willie with a soviet flag but thats too much work

[devout hinge]

its not

[worn heron]

who up halfing they sord

[tough yew]

https://youtu.be/fTDgmrttiIg made this silly video if anyone wants to watch

[worn heron]

[devout hinge]

20 minutes if youre new to photoshop and need to google stuff

[upper siren]

i already have 200 random pictures of willie on my pc i don't want anymore

[worn heron]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270154987292590091/InShot_20240805_175440210-ezgif.com-speed.gif

[lime swan]

I have one thing to say : that game is an absolute banger

[cunning tiger]

did you throw that?

[tough yew]

yea

[tacit thicket]

fuck you eat stick

[cunning tiger]

im guessing thrust then let go right?

[clever fern]

uhhh why does high graphics+ have rainbow lighting?

[fallow jolt]

im gonna show you

[tacit thicket]

greatsword feels a bit clunky to me

[idle crane]

Go ahead I wanna see

[azure jetty]

ALR BRO

[fallow jolt]

my special attack

[azure jetty]

WHO SUGGESTED SEX NUDITY AND GENITALS TO BE ADDED INTO THE GAME

[idle crane]

Tornado time

[mortal canyon]

#1087768514024181870

[tacit thicket]

https://imgur.com/a/hUoP8gI

[fallow jolt]

master of grappling

[worn heron]

Did you see my goofy ahh clip of throwing an axe in the playtest lol

[tender quest]

too many

[fallow jolt]

yeah thats my clip

[worn heron]

With the spinning monkey

[tough yew]

hmm not sure

[azure jetty]

wdym too many

[regal harness]

hey guys how to i test the play

[tender quest]

as in too many people

[azure jetty]

ohh

[worn heron]

check out this throw i got after i disarmed a guy! (and my pro editing skills!)

https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqfY6cqlnoZuWYj9W/d1337hx3MlJX?invite=cr-MSwybUIsMjAxMzQ4MTMyLA

Here it is

Found it in game footage

[tender quest]

pretty sure ai is getting worse at this

https://tenor.com/view/unless-except-for-excepting-that-homer-homer-simpson-gif-23536717

[cunning tiger]

wow that was clean lmao

[tacit thicket]

what is your secret

[fallow jolt]

and I'm already tired of fencing

[worn heron]

wizard

[tacit thicket]

i cast TYPHOON

[fallow jolt]

I just love grabbing bald men

[crisp wind]

how do you guys like genuinely aim in this game? 😭

[worn heron]

🌪️

[tacit thicket]

ahhh i see its the love for the craft

[odd meadow]

Who turned on SLOW MODE????

[fallow jolt]

passion if be certain

[tacit thicket]

me asf

[abstract thunder]

isnt there an online?

[fallow jolt]

nice view

[idle crane]

What how

[worn heron]

It takes some time and practice. One tip I have is to make precise and fine swipes, rather than fast cuts

[idle crane]

It isn't multiplayer

[tacit thicket]

sometimes instead of bludgeoning a downed willie with a mace i just throw it at his head at mach 20

[abstract thunder]

alr

[worn heron]

no. They are currently developing local splitscreen, but that's about it. More will be revealed at TGS

[fallow jolt]

I guess he got there using my method

[worn heron]

no blood

[tacit thicket]

oh you like watchign us suffer for your ppleasure do you

[tacit thicket]

masochist is someone who likes being hurt

[worn heron]

for more information on why no blood (I eated it) check the pinned messages in chat here. I explain it in detail

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-donkey-frustrated-april-fools-gif-25347867

[tacit thicket]

he's a freak...

[fallow jolt]

https://imgur.com/a/hUoP8gI
imagine him sitting there and watching this

[obsidian rover]

Is the character modelled on one of the developers?

[odd meadow]

Sadist is the otherway

[worn heron]

can someone tell me how long slow mode is, I'm immune to the propaganda of it

[idle crane]

15 seconds I think

[worn heron]

secret

[tacit thicket]

i would pay top coin to watch medieval WWE too

[worn heron]

he is just Willie

[deft pilot]

what happen to the blood from the demo

[worn heron]

Buh

[odd meadow]

It's ba

[tacit thicket]

damn why so long

[worn heron]

When chat shitposts so people can't see me helping chat

[worn heron]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

[fallow jolt]

or this

[odd meadow]

This discord is just for shit posting

[worn heron]

no that's #general-catfish-🐱🐟

[odd meadow]

No one's in general though:(

[tacit thicket]

they should just make a verification channel where you're forced to react to an image explaining why there's no blood currently

[fallow jolt]

@open spire Most likely that's how you got there

[worn heron]

mane

ion even know how to respond to that one

what da hell

[fallow jolt]

damn hes smart

[worn heron]

[frank scarab]

why is half sword playtest so good?

[odd meadow]

General discussion is DEAD SERVER

[worn heron]

well if you guys SHITPOSTED THERE more 😭

[tacit thicket]

i mean we got #general-catfish-🐱🐟 now

[fallow jolt]

respect

[gilded frigate]

George Flimp

[tacit thicket]

wich is just a meme channel

[fallow jolt]

respect

[fallow jolt]

I got a warning for memes

[worn heron]

I mean we just like to keep the non HalfSword clutter out of this chat because it helps us and the community help out other people in the community easier— if that makes sense.

[tacit thicket]

fair

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-kanye-west-kanye-south-ifunny-gif-18580900

[fallow jolt]

I really want to use the greatsword without armor

[worn heron]

[tacit thicket]

this server is really just willie thirst traps and where blood

[worn heron]

to the brazen bull with them

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[odd meadow]

THEN NO MORE LILITH!

[fallow jolt]

its on topic

[worn heron]

is this on topic

[magic quest]

it's only quarter sword without the blood

[fallow jolt]

soyjack willie?

[devout hinge]

yuh

[upper siren]

i went through all the trouble of giving him armor and a sword just to get called out

[odd meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-stan-twitter-cat-disappear-disappearing-meme-gif-25606316

[fallow jolt]

me too

[tacit thicket]

you only get from me

[worn heron]

don't worry I think it's on topic he has a sword

[glad raft]

so is whats in the demo gonna be a seperate game mode than the arena from the playtest?

[fallow jolt]

because im gay

[worn heron]

When the full game is released, the roguelike mode from the demo and the arena mode will both be included

[devout hinge]

on skibidi?

[worn heron]

maybe not anymore

[fallow jolt]

skibidi mode

[regal harness]

#game-footage-🎮🎥 message

[worn heron]

just cause you said that

[upper siren]

maybe he should have said "wazzup bohemia?"

[regal harness]

i just got my head smashed in by a shield

[worn heron]

real

[worn heron]

bro got the bonkening

[devout hinge]

thats bullshit and discrimination against skibidi ill report you to discord staff for being antiskibidi my dad works for discord youre done for pal

[worn heron]

shit

not again

[fallow jolt]

skibidi patrol

[devout hinge]

and thus you discover the power of shield bashing

[upper siren]

here give him a helmet

[worn heron]

Yes it needs to be on topic for halfsword chat

Needs helmet or sword

[upper siren]

you gotta cheese the system

[tacit thicket]

oh shit

[upper siren]

the mods are secretly robots that scan for helmets and swords

[devout hinge]

a man gotta shitpost from time to time in halfsword-chat

[fallow jolt]

true power

[worn heron]

sir I absolutely would like you to politely not do that

[worn heron]

dads here

You guys are cooked now

[upper siren]

atleast i put some effort into mine

[devout hinge]

militus is MY daddy

[upper siren]

i think you cut his fingers off

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-you-guys-are-so-screwed-now-you-guys-are-ahhh-ha-ahhh-ha-hulk-gif-23490086

[fallow jolt]

good one

[restive garnet]

i wish there was a GREAT funny editor that makes youtube vids, that can make Half Sword playtest Youtube poop fever dream like edit.

[tender quest]

huh

[fallow jolt]

I can do

[restive garnet]

I miss charmx

[tough yew]

tell franky to give us a machinima mode kindly

[regal harness]

i was expecting him to swipe with his right hand so i blocked left

[restive garnet]

fair

[regal harness]

and mf just caved my face in

[worn heron]

Galaxy I beg of you

Tell Franky to add a goddamn brightness slider.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-despair-meme-atone-gif-18083281511005463831

[regal harness]

pls dear god turn off slwomode

[worn heron]

I can not

[devout hinge]

use nvidia filters nerd

[regal harness]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-harakiri-gif-14785494

[worn heron]

hahaha

[tender quest]

👌

[worn heron]

no

[regal harness]

wait did i just get called a fucking cuckold in 1475

[worn heron]

I want ease of access

[tender quest]

my dumbass thought it was a video

durp

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-perhaps-family-guy-thinking-gif-13587558

[devout hinge]

alt f3

[tough yew]

you did, while wearing export Milanese armor from the 1450s

[worn heron]

easier of access

[cunning tiger]

how is everyone getting swords na rmor

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-head-nodding-meme-headbutt-hit-funny-cat-silly-car-gif-4307198055042192017

[worn heron]

Queue the meme

[devout hinge]

wtf is rtx dynamic vibrance

[cunning tiger]

?

[worn heron]

we need 50 arrows for them

[tender quest]

why do i hear willie say crikey sometimes...

[devout hinge]

because crikey is english

[cunning tiger]

i dont have any of that

[worn heron]

there's clearly an ergonomic designing flaw since like 35% of people have issues with it haha

[worn heron]

Oh, are you still on the demo? In the abyss?

[upper siren]

thats fucking beautiful

[cunning tiger]

nah

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-what-huh-why-who-gif-10906145

[regal harness]

u have to forge them urself

[cunning tiger]

got the playtest i only have naked 1v1 or naked 1v1v1v1

[worn heron]

Then on the main screen you should see that

[devout hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/house-arrest-kitten-jail-bird-jail-cat-gif-14407517

[regal harness]

if u look behind u when u spawn in, hop the fence and theres a smithy behind the wall\

[dense tapir]

90% of active people are mods 😇

[worn heron]

This is the main menu

[worn heron]

no...?

[cunning tiger]

got it

[worn heron]

[dense tapir]

89%

[worn heron]

I'll give you more leeway with that one

[dense tapir]

Double U…

[real berry]

has everyone added half sword to their wishlist

[worn heron]

This has never happened to me, there's gotta be a trigger

[real berry]

i need this blood update

[worn heron]

I'm genuine when I say it hasnt to me, yet at least.

[dawn sparrow]

100% of the mods are human

[fallow jolt]

beautiful

[balmy wind]

Halfswording against those people with those nonmouth covering helms works really well

[worn heron]

we don't talk about quasar or translator bot

[upper siren]

I think he just fell out of bounds, but im still taking credit for that

[dense tapir]

I’m sable

[worn heron]

we use a little Pidgeon for that

[dense tapir]

I am not a human I am a stupid little creature

[fallow jolt]

he hurried

[dense tapir]

( )

[real berry]

i didnt ask why there was no blood

[dawn sparrow]

Guys I tried to cover us 💀

[fallow jolt]

just like me

[real berry]

but thanks for the info

[dense tapir]

[cunning tiger]

does anyone know why my graphics are filmy

[lament compass]

market pliers?

[upper siren]

Sire proceeded posthaste

[dawn sparrow]

Dx11 thingy probably

[worn heron]

Try going into full screen, that helped me

[upper siren]

i know i just use any excuse i can to send that

[cunning tiger]

im on dx12

[untold locust]

i applaud thee ways of communication

[real berry]

reasonable

[ivory lake]

@everyone join vc

[worn heron]

Bro

Don't ping everyone, especially for that.

[ivory lake]

mb i wanted people to join for the game bru

[regal harness]

whats the full version of the death theme?

[ivory lake]

noi harm intended

[upper siren]

Thine flattering remark shalt not go consigned to oblivion.

[worn heron]

no worries, but I'm just sayin, usually pinging everyone is just a way to get people upset with ya unfortunately. Even when devs do it, people often aren't fans 😅

[fallow jolt]

to goon?

[ivory lake]

yes and thats lowkey jus sad its not that serious but understrandable

[untold locust]

mine sir i musteth concede to thee that i am envious of thine abilities in the art of communication

[worn heron]

thanks for being a good sport bout it

[soft osprey]

Who fucking pinged me

[ivory lake]

absolutly love the comunity fr and i did im goin to hug you

[fallow jolt]

me

[soft osprey]

What do you want, handsome

[regal harness]

anyone know the name of the death theme

[ivory lake]

deez

[fallow jolt]

sex with you

[soft osprey]

[upper siren]

Thine thy nor mine thane squire covet thy of flummox fopdoodle

[stuck heath]

Hi guys quick quistion how long does it take to get invited?

[soft osprey]

Oh you both can join

[frank scarab]

30 mins - 28 hours

[loud river]

Chill on that brotherman

[fallow jolt]

and with you

[jolly gorge]

no

[soft osprey]

Omg he made mod

[fallow jolt]

hahahaha

[regal harness]

seven to ten weeks but 2 hours if you send the devs 4000 rupees

[untold locust]

sire, i humble minself to thee, i musteth admit, understood i haveth not

[stuck heath]

eh i can wait

[loud river]

Indeedily do I did. It also poisoned me irreversibly, I now have 30 years to live Grey Warden style.

[stuck heath]

yes it is

[muted void]

noo shot charlie played it

[regal harness]

naw im joking

[stuck heath]

dr vengapunk told me so

[muted void]

congrats boys

[regal harness]

1-12 hours, itll be in your email

[soft osprey]

Roku will be by your side giving you moderator work to do in here

[upper siren]

Baron von blandish fastidious of thine gobemouche the persiflage sparple! Thy respair is advowson to arpent!

[muted granite]

Cuckold is a mod now.,...

[soft osprey]

I’d be a bad person if I didn’t give him work to do

[frank scarab]

and he haven't even noticed the tiers yet.

[fallow jolt]

He's watching us

[upper siren]

I don't know what any of those words mean but they're real words

[loud river]

hold down the fort for a few days, I'm sick as hell. Bother @tender quest or @idle crane if you have anything pressing.

Since now

[hard vault]

HALF SWORD, DROP A MONTANTE, CLAYMORE OR ZWEIHÄNDER AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

[frank scarab]

NOW

[devout hinge]

take some 1000mg paracetamol and youre good for the rest of the day ong

[loud river]

hell man I would

[barren mantle]

Just be a troglodyte and run on spite dude

[little verge]

These are just styles of Two handed swords, all included in the game currently.

[stoic forum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F295ELIZbAg

nice moist played the game

[fallow jolt]

heroin

[untold locust]

i excuse mineself for mine lack of understanding unto thine art of communication, for i doth no originate from thy lands

[hard vault]

Oh. Well shit i guess they own my life now

[devout hinge]

we may have a greatsword but they dont look like the zwei or the claymore

[little verge]

Zwiehander is just german made two handed sword.

[devout hinge]

and it looks like this (fucking cool)

[untold locust]

but admire thou intelligence i must

[loud river]

might be too late in period if we're being pedantic

[fallow jolt]

tragedy

[loud river]

that's more 16th century

[devout hinge]

1500 come onnnn

[barren mantle]

I'm sure there were Zweis in the period

[hard vault]

And also flamberge

[soft osprey]

Yes sir

[pliant saddle]

how do i get the full game sorry I used to play when it was on itch io but I downloaded it on steam and it is not like what moist and some others play

[loud river]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-charlie-allergies-wheeze-cough-gif-12164817803763047515

[fallow jolt]

add plague

[soft osprey]

Someone get this man a Roku

[barren mantle]

Request for the playtest, they accept you very quick

[loud river]

I already got it

[little verge]

1500 is too late.

[pliant saddle]

ok thank you

[hard vault]

Im not sure where they are pointing dawg specify a bit more

[fallow jolt]

Lucky one

[devout hinge]

cam onnnnn

[hard vault]

Well fuck

[untold locust]

pay 500000 ruppees and they'll add

[soft osprey]

Confederate child snatcher. How very unique

[fallow jolt]

I got only brain cancer

[little verge]

Ivan has refined the era to 1450-1475

[pliant saddle]

love yall thanks for the help

[little verge]

Not how this works mate.

[fallow jolt]

If I say anything and will add "HS" it's will be on topic?

[upper siren]

Nobility von manipulate attentive of yours flycatcher the small talk moving the goalpost! Your hope is the right to appoint a clegyman to an acre. That is what the sentence means in plain english.

[untold locust]

WHAT

[devout hinge]

CAM ONNNNNNNN

[boreal path]

hi

[fallow jolt]

and who should i believe

[frank scarab]

mouth wash is better then flossing half sword

[lost dome]

hey giys

[upper siren]

I made my point known!

[little verge]

Welcome.

[devout hinge]

sex halfsword

[lost dome]

what does F do? abyss mode

[fallow jolt]

oh yeah

[worn heron]

if I were to venture a guess...

[fallow jolt]

ok I will believe you

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[lost dome]

what does F do in the game

[little verge]

It enables the lock on function. there is a slider in the menu you can adjust the strength.

[devout hinge]

ultrainstinct

[soft osprey]

I’m going to blow up a building. In half sword

[lost dome]

like lock on enemies?

[worn heron]

[upper siren]

yo, today i took the meanest shit halfsword

[untold locust]

i wilt assume then, good sire, that thou intelligence is superior to mineth

[little verge]

Correct.

[worn heron]

You'll notice it active when you hold your mouse buttons down

[boreal path]

you all are going to be executed for speaking off topic and trying to use a loophole . . .

[muted granite]

my child

[upper siren]

mine thineth aptitude is smalleth

[fallow jolt]

Man with nickname Willie's Roku can't lie

[soft osprey]

Wym I see none of that

I love murdering people. In half sword

[devout hinge]

halfsowrd

[worn heron]

[fallow jolt]

I like to grapple naked man in hs

[soft osprey]

My god man stop biting his ass

[upper siren]

same

[worn heron]

[upper siren]

in halfsword i guess

[muted granite]

what the stig

[untold locust]

thine musteth be greater than mineth for i doth not possess the capabilities to understand thou

[worn heron]

you people are going to make us increase slow mode to 30 seconds

don't make us do it

[lost dome]

wait, is lock on enabled when the circle goes out or in?

[fallow jolt]

He took the phrase "eat ass" too literally in hs

[worn heron]

When it goes in

[upper siren]

I farteth

[little verge]

When it goes in.

[worn heron]

ahem phrasing

[soft osprey]

But then you’ll have to wait 30 seconds to see all our half sword adventures

[worn heron]

[lost dome]

ok thanks

[fallow jolt]

hah fuck

[boreal path]

[little verge]

We can live with that.

[soft osprey]

Holy moly

[muted granite]

Willie's voice is so funny

[upper siren]

woah woah no need to get violent

[worn heron]

It's about time

[red moth]

@strong sage hop in boi

[fallow jolt]

In hs I mean

[soft osprey]

That’s pretty slick lmao

[muted granite]

"let me liveth"

[worn heron]

Gave me a good laugh lol

[soft osprey]

Why do you have a Roku emoji

[boreal path]

trying to speedrun downloading and uploading a picture of a roku remote was not something i thought i'd do today

[worn heron]

Bro probably made it just for that

[boreal path]

https://tenor.com/view/rageman-gif-26473116

[upper siren]

ahh okay you scared me

[boreal path]

tadaaa

[soft osprey]

Can we get an official Roku emoji

[fallow jolt]

It happens

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-hop-on-gif-3370577139653259118

[worn heron]

we can consider it if you keep a good reputation

[upper siren]

exposed

[soft osprey]

I mean I’ll behave

[fallow jolt]

I saw that

[worn heron]

[true vine]

Do we know when multiplayer gonna be added ?

[worn heron]

if*

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[untold locust]

duality of man

[boreal path]

is this the new gif for "get on topic" lol

[worn heron]

They will be revealing more information at TGS as well!

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[boreal path]

[true vine]

Ok thanks bro

[worn heron]

you know, it might as well do

[loud river]

for the copy paste collection

[soft osprey]

No

[upper siren]

thats pretty gangster

[loud river]

[devout hinge]

im holding franky hostage until the bad mods remove 30sec cooldown

[jolly gorge]

i downloaded the game and all i can play is against AI in the tutorial, can anyone tell me how i play against real players?

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-kurt-angle-100-yard-stare-what-are-you-serious-gif-4081464694509837388

[fallow jolt]

yes

[little verge]

Local split screen has been tested with some success, it still remains to be seen how it will work out with networking once all the mechanics are in. it is being looked into but primary focus of development is the single player experience.

[tough yew]

fuck I made a shitpost but the files got corrupted

[tough yew]

time to remake it

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[little verge]

Needs the helmet.

[jolly gorge]

ive seen footage tho of ppl playing on tictok i swear lol

[worn heron]

dear god

[worn heron]

they lie, vehemently

[little verge]

There is no Multiplayer they are all playing AI.

[soft osprey]

It’s all half sword related prove me wrong.

[jolly gorge]

is that a different game then? lol

[crisp karma]

Hey team, ive got no gore or anything in the playtest? is that right?

[boreal path]

no they're just lying

[boreal path]

yes

[soft osprey]

I…sigh..

[little verge]

Same game. People on Tik Tok have been spreading a lie that it is an online lobby.

[frank scarab]

wrong pic

[boreal path]

darn clock people !

[still blade]

im stuck in the dark roo m how do i get out of there

[jolly gorge]

well can i fight in any other place other than where its dark af?

[worn heron]

No, they are just lying because it gains more traction when they call it a multiplayer game. It may be on purpose, it may be by accident, they genuinely may not know our AI is not a real person.

[loud river]

I wonder if Franky can program in a minigame where in order to boot the game, you have to write out NO GORE in a text box

[crisp karma]

okay sorry guys im old

[soft osprey]

We need one person to spam in all caps every 2 minutes there is no multiplayer, blood, or gore

[boreal path]

playtest on steam

[worn heron]

ahh so you're still in the demo, lemme get my copypasta

[little verge]

Steam store scroll down

[worn heron]

Alright, For the playtest, Go to steam to request access, wait for a confirmation email from the devs. From there you'll have the playtest available to install directly in your steam library, just please be patient as there have been 160,000 people accepted so far, so things may take a little bit, depending on who's online, it can take 1-12 hours typically.

[still blade]

i sent it

[boreal path]

there is no gore, there is no multiplayer, and there is no full sword.

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/please-no-michael-scott-the-office-no-god-please-no-steve-carell-gif-3532257

[crisp karma]

careful not to scare off new players by being too negative. forgive them for they do not know what they do.

[loud river]

close enough, ship it

[opal sundial]

copypasta!!1!111!!!!

[soft osprey]

Now repeat

[jolly gorge]

ohhhhhh okay i gotcha, thank you

[still blade]

is that it?

[fallow jolt]

over and over

[worn heron]

confirmation email will be sent to your email, it may go to your spam inbox so be sure to check. The game will be automatically added to your steam library under "Half Sword Playtest" when you are confirmed!

[little verge]

Was the meme to much? most have laughed.

[loud river]

Should add the steam store page link, even more fool proof.

[frank scarab]

Bro WHY THE HELL do we have 30 second slow mode?

[opal sundial]

it’s just the same three questions over and over

[soft osprey]

The second it leaves the screen people will not see it. NOBODY scrolls up even an inch

[little verge]

Yep you will be accepted and it will be auto added to your steam library.

[still blade]

alright

[opal sundial]

WHO BROUGHT BACK 30 SECOND SLOW MODE

[soft osprey]

It’s your fault

[little verge]

The constant shit posting.

[worn heron]

that's why I try to get my copypasta out there, I think it's a bit more informational in terms of signing up for the playtest

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-emoji-dies-gif-21956120

[fallow jolt]

1984

[worn heron]

I threatened it if they didn't stop shitposting

they didn't listen

[little verge]

They specifically asked about blood.

[still blade]

how long does it take?

[worn heron]

https://tenor.com/view/executioner-hangman-punisher-torturer-headsman-gif-26290268

[soft osprey]

Hm odd. When there were no mods on hours ago, there was shitposting and off topic galore and wouldn’t you know it, everyone’s questions were answered simultaneously

[little verge]

It varies person to person never more then 12hrs.

[worn heron]

ahh sorry that was a different person

[lost dome]

https://i.imgur.com/IWuSzVf.png

[opal sundial]

1984

[loud river]

I highly agree on 30 second slow mode, at least for halfsword chat. This chat isn't really meant for busy discussions, that's what #general-catfish-🐱🐟 is for!

[still blade]

alright

[fallow jolt]

it's dead

[urban wraith]

how do i duel my friend?

[soft osprey]

It’s not dead

[worn heron]

hmm, odd, when we politely asked people to stop shitposting, you guys increased tenfold

[loud river]

go over there and make it not dead!

[little verge]

If you chat there it won't be not a hard concept folks.

[worn heron]

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/you-don't-invincible-omni-man-jk-simmons-that's-the-neat-thing-gif-4390372980992221432

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-neat-part-you-dont-invincible-gif-27194608

[loud river]

LOL

[worn heron]

lmfaooo

[soft osprey]

Psht don’t skip the part where every question was answered

[tender quest]

holy crap i've played with greatsword too much, i am utter crap with any other weapon XD

[fallow jolt]

let's have fun there next time cutie

[vagrant sable]

buddy was pushing his luck

[soft osprey]

Hey just like me

[dawn zodiac]

holy shit bros this game rocks

[vagrant sable]

good

[little verge]

As stated many times before it is not about questions this is for HS specific discussion. We will not go over this again.

[frank scarab]

smokey the bear?

[opal sundial]

why do you sound drunk

[worn heron]

I've said multiple times that we appreciate when the community helps out the community. There's almost 36,000 people in this group. We can't answer every question at once. We do appreciate when people help out the community, but you guys also need to have a general sense of respect for the moderation and when they politely ask for you to follow the rules 😭

[obsidian rover]

YOOOO IT'S THE MAN

[frank scarab]

yes trucken, I WILL KEEP ON FUCKIN

[soft osprey]

Yeah yeah. Not to be argumentative but you act too powerful lol “we will not go over this again” settle down brother it’s not that serious

[loud river]

Men!

[little verge]

Then why do you continue to argue with moderation staff?

[worn heron]

now that's a borpa reaction

[soft osprey]

Because you half ass your job as a mod

[opal sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/shibecord-mod-abuse-domain-expansion-gojo-bigshibe-gif-1252041892102611504

[soft osprey]

You come in to scold people mainly And when you do interact you generally act dickish.

[wintry shuttle]

how to put something in inventory?

[tough yew]

you can hold e or q, not every weapon has this though

[wintry shuttle]

thx

[lime swan]

half sword = london simulator

[opal sundial]

freaky sword

[fallow jolt]

I will not forget you my friend

[soft osprey]

No that would be power tripping I don’t think that’ll happens. Mods can handle criticism I’m sure

[worn heron]

mcwonderbeast is the only one of us who is on multiple platforms to handle things and help people out. You have no idea the kinds of things he does for this community. Constructive feedback is appreciated, but don't attack our moderation, please.

[frank scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-meme-gif-9533906912573465364

[lime swan]

how do u guys throw weapons like hatchets on people ? its been hours i'm trying to do it

[fallow jolt]

I hope so

[soft osprey]

It’s not “attacking” it’s criticizing. But sure sorry

[obsidian rover]

So you are the guy that screams for mercy before I disembowel another peasant?

[frank scarab]

no thats ivan, i think,

[tough yew]

takes a shit ton of time to master that

[humble bloom]

Im the guy that screams in agony after you disembowel them

[opal sundial]

man that gets so annoying when you're sparing people in the carnage gamemode

[tough yew]

yea ivan is the person to talk in English

old ass English

[obsidian rover]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-rad-sarcastic-gif-13305208

[lime swan]

Hm ok

[loud river]

why does your mic sound way better in game? lol

[opal sundial]

what is blueberry dragon cooking. They've been typing for a while now

[frank scarab]

simple, hes just willie