hold on
#halfsword-chat-⚔
strong sage
For what
hushed agate
graceful nebula
there we go
strong sage
You look like 50 cent about to fight zombies or some shit
graceful nebula
You look like 50 cent about to fight zombies or some shit
i would strangle them with my breast muscles
graceful nebula
so what
graceful nebula
that makes me want to touch them more
graceful nebula
Yeah get aids
can u get it twice?
strong sage
Yep
graceful nebula
oh fuck ambatu have double aids
strong sage
Let em bite you in a mosh pit
weak roost
🙂↕️
graceful nebula
Let em bite you in a mosh pit
id bite them back
free food
light snack
need all the protein i can get
strong sage
Damn that’s crazy
graceful nebula
yk guys
if we ever get a time machine
i wannna bring here a medival peasant
show it all the brain rot and shit
then force feed it spicy takis
and sprite
crystal iron
feed them a gusher
supple oar
the second day he'll either kill everyone
or die
graceful nebula
then i also wanna bring another one to fist fight it
strong sage
and sprite
You said it
graceful nebula
just for fun
crystal iron
show them an EDM concert or something
hard vault
graceful nebula
Also fuck no
fuck yeah
graceful nebula
There peasants that’s why Dave, fuck peasants
thats why i wanna kill it by all the junk
and brain rot
like holy fuck we need to show it skibidibi toilet or tf its called
hard vault
There peasants that’s why Dave, fuck peasants
If you say so
crystal iron
the medieval mind cannot comprehend skibidi toilet
graceful nebula
There peasants that’s why Dave, fuck peasants
side note:bet
graceful nebula
the medieval mind cannot comprehend skibidi toilet
then nyan cat
hard vault
Funny thing is that we people who dont have alot of money have a better life then a medieval noble in a castle ngl
graceful nebula
ok guys we need to make it happen
devout hinge
Funny thing is that we people who dont have alot of money have a better life the...
Fake as fuck
graceful nebula
Mike Tyson vs medival peasant
crystal iron
Funny thing is that we people who dont have alot of money have a better life the...
Better life but worse lifestyle
graceful nebula
who wins in an oiled twerk off
crystal iron
graceful nebula
i think tyson
strong sage
Mike Tyson vs medival peasant
Eh Mike Tyson, but the peasant would be funny to watch
graceful nebula
yeah tyson is still kinda
hard vault
Mike Tyson vs medival peasant
Tyson
jolly gorge
yeah black men just do oily stuff better
What
crystal iron
yeah black men just do oily stuff better
source
graceful nebula
also
strong sage
yeah black men just do oily stuff better
Weren’t women supposed to be better at that
graceful nebula
Weren’t women supposed to be better at that
eh its alright
crystal iron
We just adapted
hard vault
graceful nebula
We just adapted
check thy dms
strong sage
eh its alright
I think your girl is into that . . . not the world lol
graceful nebula
hold on let me sort out my files rq
crystal iron
check thy dms
I don't know how to respond
graceful nebula
I think your girl is into that . . . not the world lol
i dont have one
gritty perch
hi
graceful nebula
I don't know how to respond
well
strong sage
i dont have one
Well it’s easy, I bet you will find the one
gritty perch
wanna join our debate?
about what
strong sage
Lmao
hard vault
graceful nebula
about what
who would win in an oiled twerk off Mike Tyson vs Medival peasant
strong sage
who would win in an oiled twerk off Mike Tyson vs Medival peasant
Eh
No more oiled black man
gritty perch
who would win in an oiled twerk off Mike Tyson vs Medival peasant
sure but where do i join the play test
sage fjord
graceful nebula
sure but where do i join the play test
steam
crystal iron
steam
graceful nebula
bro
gritty perch
ok
hard vault
hard vault
graceful nebula
why on earth
do i have
oiled up medival knight in my search history
from 4am
while i was sleepingú
gritty perch
i dont know
hard vault
oiled up medival knight in my search history
Yeah dawg that was me sorry
strong sage
Maybe a different you did it
crystal iron
sleepwatching
strong sage
Two yous
devout hinge
Ewww for honor
hard vault
Ewww for honor
Aight thats it
graceful nebula
me when you used to call me on my cell phone
strong sage
wtf
gritty perch
Fuck dolphins
graceful nebula
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078788145056858244/1159871199518654615...
cunt
twat
now do as you said
gritty perch
ok
serene geode
how do i play multiplayer with my friend in demo mode
graceful nebula
how do i play multiplayer with my friend in demo mode
you dont
thats the neat part
you dont
MORTAL
rotund kayak
strong sage
I farted
graceful nebula
YOU DO NOT
serene geode
graceful nebula
https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExNHBiMW5xOWRmaTQwMXNldDdsbXB5aTg...
me when a minor inconinience enters my life
(september 2nd 7am)
strong sage
https://tenor.com/view/egg-gif-9890489313324846487
How unfortunate
rotund kayak
rotund kayak
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1063431731060936716/1262939679087525991/M...
original one for dave
hard vault
serene geode
strong sage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240407291652472862/1266469103997157396/c...
I fart, and you do too
graceful nebula
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240407291652472862/1266469103997157396/c...
why does it look british
serene geode
cuz it is
graceful nebula
ew
graceful nebula
Your a racist zombie from mars
how can i be racist this things that arent human?
strong sage
lol
graceful nebula
thats called specism
strong sage
how can i be racist this things that arent human?
Your called autism
serene geode
strong sage
Go into an oven
crystal iron
Go into an oven
what next
hard vault
https://tenor.com/view/el-chapo-gif-10902540
Me when the
When the
crystal iron
I need the next step
graceful nebula
Your called autism
im actually david
serene geode
w
graceful nebula
besides,if autism means hating british "people" then yeah i am
strong sage
https://tenor.com/view/el-chapo-gif-10902540
Call of duty: Modern Foos 2
modern ruin
please help
strong sage
please help
You can’t shit?
graceful nebula
why i can only play the round version
skibidi
crystal iron
pray to skibidi toilet
modern ruin
thx man i'll do that
strong sage
how to 1V1
strong sage
Just sent it
graceful nebula
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1219006196758089888/1225473089299812444...
on skibidi
serene geode
strong sage
I smoke without saying
terse pumice
Hey guys, absolutely love the game so far. Is there anyway to get more access to the game through playtest?
crystal iron
I smoke without saying
blasphemy
graceful nebula
Hey guys, absolutely love the game so far. Is there anyway to get more access to...
hm
graceful nebula
I’m gonna kill hitler
what
strong sage
Already a red flag
graceful nebula
Like who has one ball
so
serene geode
crystal iron
love how whenever I use a pitchfork I get cut in half, but whenever the ai does I get stabbed through the chest
gray crag
wanton shadow
anyone know a good game im bored of this
strong sage
wtf
crystal iron
pitchfork or whatever the giant 2 pronged fork thingy is
graceful nebula
Hitlers name should be banned
wdym
strong sage
Except for history lol
graceful nebula
ah ok
rotund kayak
tf
graceful nebula
i thought you meant like talking about it and stuff
crystal iron
There is a politician named Adolf Hitler Uunona
strong sage
i thought you meant like talking about it and stuff
Nah that’s commie shit
We need a reminder of these crazy fucks
terse pumice
slow iris
i just love willie
graceful nebula
i just love willie
fr i goon over him
lyric pollen
damn this game improved a lot!! tried the first playtest when everything was dark
terse pumice
damn this game improved a lot!! tried the first playtest when everything was dar...
Im still in the dark, haven't had access to anything else yet
alpine barn
serene geode
graceful nebula
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113974589823909898/1268622613874217020/a...
bro
yk
this reminds me
of that one fat ass friend of mineú
serene geode
fr
strong sage
https://tenor.com/view/how-to-make-friends-gay-porn-gif-25385489
You were saying?
strong sage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113974589823909898/1268622613874217020/a...
lol
serene geode
restive glade
he just cannonballed himself up in the air lmao
strong sage
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113974589823909898/1268622613874217020/a...
But you don’t have one
crystal iron
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113974589823909898/1268622613874217020/a...
It is circling your name though...
chilly oracle
he just cannonballed himself up in the air lmao
crystal iron
you better have been using the knife
serene geode
MY FRIEND IS TOUCHING HIM SELF IN THE GAME
strong sage
Butter knife?
graceful nebula
you better have been using the knife
nah the pitchfork
craggy oriole
Why is there no blood in the playtest
graceful nebula
MY FRIEND IS TOUCHING HIM SELF IN THE GAME
my friend is touching me
graceful nebula
Why is there no blood in the playtest
pray to skibidi toilet
then record it
and send it here
strong sage
MY FRIEND IS TOUCHING HIM SELF IN THE GAME
crystal iron
nah the pitchfork
🤢
chilly oracle
Why is there no blood in the playtest
it will be added later
graceful nebula
are slurs allowd
strong sage
He’s white
graceful nebula
i aint gonna use knives
strong sage
As white bread
graceful nebula
so are slurs allowed or no?
serene geode
its not a slur the er is a slur
strong sage
Not sure why he’s even spouting that shit
graceful nebula
i mean idk
chilly oracle
i aint gonna use knives
knives are underrated in half sword
strong sage
Yeah
graceful nebula
im no expert in slurs and stuff
graceful nebula
knives are underrated in half sword
they are okay,but im a human being and not a brit
crystal iron
Wake up and thank god every day that I am not british or french
graceful nebula
Wake up and thank god every day that I am not british or french
real
chilly oracle
they are okay,but im a human being and not a brit
distant bramble
graceful nebula
You guys hating
yeah
crystal iron
You guys hating
Yes I am
Ok what mod is messing with the channel permissions right now
strong sage
Im not a bitch who’s gonna tell, just fucking around too
Too much kids telling on me
graceful nebula
fr fr like mf go back to watch skibidi toilet
wooden socket
you should be able to pick any of the possible gamemodes
like if i wanna do a brave stand i dont wanna have to gamble like 5 single combats to get there
strong sage
Are you an npc?
crystal iron
Being fully clothed before the scythe boss is a challenge in itself
graceful nebula
Being fully clothed before the scythe boss is a challenge in itself
just be naked
crystal iron
just be naked
The knights watching a man wearing only chest-armor running at them with a scythe
graceful nebula
The knights watching a man wearing only chest-armor running at them with a scyth...
this is so skibidi we all say in union
wary lintel
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is the play test still availlable?
graceful nebula
bad peasant
graceful nebula
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is the play test still availlable?
yeah
strong sage
Sorry if this is a dumb question, but is the play test still availlable?
You just have to wait
wary lintel
My bad and thank you
tender spruce
im stuck on this black ness fighting these guys
crystal iron
just sprinted at the scythe man with an axe thrusted out and his leg blew off
tender spruce
'??
tender spruce
i need help lol
tender spruce
are you stuck at the same thing
wary lintel
@tender spruce you are probably on the demo. not playtest
strong sage
I’m not stuck, just caught between what to do
strong sage
oh my days
Play with full plate
graceful nebula
fist fight sucks btw
nah ur just bad
strong sage
i downloaded the demo is that why
Do you have half sword playtest in your library
tender spruce
lemme check
lyric pollen
nah ur just bad
I played the first alpha wdym
crystal iron
if you use spears/stabbing weapons please stay away from me
graceful nebula
npc just spam flail their fists xD
to be fair the avarage medival peasant didnt know how to box did he?
chilly oracle
axe friend
graceful nebula
if you use spears/stabbing weapons please stay away from me
you are smelly anyway so ok
lyric pollen
to be fair the avarage medival peasant didnt know how to box did he?
now that I got into mma I learnt that in fact they knew (not much) how to box, it was just called differently hahah
crystal iron
You probably have no shillings
lyric pollen
they were bad af btw
graceful nebula
they were bad af btw
hence why they just throw HAYMAKERS LIKE MORONS
crystal iron
Is this the dark ages
Yes
graceful nebula
Is this the dark ages
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDDU LITTLE DARK AGE
strong sage
Shit going on across the world it is like that
crystal iron
Born to use swords, forced to beat people to death with a lantern
strong sage
Or throw chairs
crystal iron
Still yet to experience chair combat
strong sage
Welcome to a bar
chilly oracle
Still yet to experience chair combat
I dont use the chairs much, I mostly like the candlesticks, hammer, and blacksmith tongs
crystal iron
I suck at the game too much to use blunt weapons
chilly oracle
Use a chair
nuh uh
crystal iron
mainly stick with two-handed weapons like the long-axe
chilly oracle
I use the bone breaker 5,000 (hammer)
chilly oracle
mainly stick with two-handed weapons like the long-axe
I started using the big axe
strong sage
That one is dope
Wish it was at the highest tier level
With the cool pauldrons an helmets
crystal iron
I like both the playtest and the demo, but the gore just makes the game better for me
chilly oracle
I like both the playtest and the demo, but the gore just makes the game better f...
a bit of a strange take in my opinion but ok
strong sage
People love gore more than realistic action
crystal iron
Trying to elaborate a bit more but I can't really put it into words
Demo just feels sillier to me I guess
tender spruce
how are you guys getting full armor and stuff
weak roost
Demo was sillier. But I like the more grounded combat.
crystal iron
I like the playtest a lot as well
frail forge
crystal iron
When it gets a bit more polished I'll probably like it better
weak roost
I'll probably end up turning down the blood a bit 😂 I do like it but the demo was.... explosive.
graceful nebula
how are you guys getting full armor and stuff
we pray to skibidi
crystal iron
I'll probably end up turning down the blood a bit 😂 I do like it but the demo ...
just remembered the blood slider in the settings
tempted to set it to max
weak roost
lmfao use scythe and explode computer.
crystal iron
scythe is really funny to use
problem is that it gets sent to the shadow realm 99% of the time
keen pumice
I ve gotta play with max blood now
My pc already lags out when i slash by the throat
crystal iron
what graphics setting?
keen pumice
Medium
crystal iron
The difference between low and medium is quite big I have noticed
Judging entirely based off of the sound my pc makes
crystal iron
freaky sword
chilly oracle
gritty perch
yes i got the play test
graceful nebula
The next Mordhau!
nah this is actually good
blazing shard
nah this is actually good
Mordhau is a great game!
graceful nebula
mordhau is shit ngl
blazing shard
funny troll game
graceful nebula
i think he wants to live
fleet stump
lyric pollen
I just killed a dude using jiu jitsu wtf
strong sage
His truth
lyric pollen
leg locked his head xD
strong sage
Me with you
crystal iron
Beat the scythe man half to death with my fists, stole his weapon and proceeded to cut him in half
fun boss fight
jaunty sage
hard vault
True love
azure axle
Freaky
raven kestrel
the next mordhau 🔥
alpine lynx
update when
covert edge
update when
Soon
alpine lynx
the next mordhau 🔥
better
blazing shard
When multiplayer?
alpine lynx
When multiplayer?
never
modern ruin
chilly oracle
willie was a bit drunk at the end
azure axle
ok this is mad fun
blazing shard
🖕
soft osprey
Omg it’s George Willie
reef thicket
make it so you can bang the enemies after you kill them
hard vault
When multiplayer?
Never ever never
devout hinge
make it so you can bang the enemies after you kill them
You can
raven kestrel
multiplayer with servers like gmod and mordhau
blazing shard
Mordhau very good game
lyric pollen
willie was a bit drunk at the end
where do U upload those videos to post them easily on discord?
raven kestrel
no he’s right
chilly oracle
where do U upload those videos to post them easily on discord?
AMD, save it as an MP4, then in the AMD thing change it to a gif
then set the resolution to like 450 so it doesnt say the file size is too big
jolly gorge
Working On My Grappling, Attempted a Double Leg Takedown
soft osprey
Please I’d like to remind everyone we are in desperate need here
blazing shard
How do I grab 🤔
jolly gorge
How do I grab 🤔
q and e
blazing shard
Why both 🤔
weak roost
also e and q
lyric pollen
AMD, save it as an MP4, then in the AMD thing change it to a gif
aww thx man, I want to put a song so I guess I'll have to upload it to yt
raven kestrel
also e and q
what about q or e
lyric pollen
just got an mma submission working ingame and want to make a parody with that famous dagestan song xD
weak roost
what about q or e
either or
reef thicket
what about q or e
nah it’s gotta be both
blazing shard
Fuck you 🤔
reef thicket
Fuck you 🤔
HEY chill out man
weak roost
Fuck you 🤔
no u
raven kestrel
nah it’s gotta be both
what about z?
chilly oracle
aww thx man, I want to put a song so I guess I'll have to upload it to yt
if you wanna put a song in a clip use a basic video editor, most of them allow you to import mp3 files
reef thicket
what about z?
sadly doesn’t work
weak roost
what about z?
Thats a different hand thing
reef thicket
raven kestrel
Thats a different hand thing
right hand?
blazing shard
HEY chill out man
yam chill 🤔
weak roost
right hand?
either or
reef thicket
reef thicket
hard vault
MULTIPLAYER WHEN?
Never
reef thicket
can we have leaked footage of king role?
reef thicket
can we have leaked footage of king role?
question mark
raven kestrel
the game will be so good with multiplayer
weak roost
the game will be so good with multiplayer
It wouldnt. 1. ping 2. spam
reef thicket
this is what I use
raven kestrel
It wouldnt. 1. ping 2. spam
you are lying to yourself
weak roost
negative
blazing shard
https://tenor.com/view/jashancutie-bumsekichu-gif-15661510994914397092
I hate you.
weak roost
we saw that
blazing shard
I kill.
soft osprey
It’s not sending 
soft osprey
I’m trying to show our Willie feet
soft osprey
reef thicket
i’m so kinky for feet
soft osprey
There’s 2 more
weak roost
Do you happen to be involved in any firearm culture?
soft osprey
If they would send
reef thicket
add feet licking to the game @devs <@&1080390104562016306>s
blazing shard
🖕
summer plank
add feet licking to the game @devs <@&1080390104562016306>s
bruh
reef thicket
your hurting my feelings
summer plank
dont randomly ping mods
blazing shard
dont randomly ping mods
🖕
weak roost
👀
chilly oracle
<@827781066593009685> 😂
"shhh go to sleep" moment
blazing shard
Add multiplayer
weak roost
just tap dudeeee
"I don't tap"
raven kestrel
true
tender quest
raven kestrel
<@827781066593009685> 😂
“i go sleep before i tap”
lyric pollen
“i go sleep before i tap”
then U hear his shoulder popping 😩
jolly gorge
😭
raven kestrel
bro bent him over
lyric pollen
spare meee good siree
raven kestrel
Unrelated.
vernal terrace
halfsword 2d
raven kestrel
Mods, please ban him.
tribal ruin
sorry ig
fast bramble
to the shadow realm with ye
raven kestrel
Ban @tribal ruin please.
hot brook
There's first person?
fast bramble
There's first person?
Yeah, press V. I also turn up FOV because the default is too zoomed in imo
raven kestrel
Gonna try when I get home
You won’t make it home…
vernal terrace
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260 is this a good suggestion
woops
wrong thing
lmao
this
tender quest
fast bramble
vernal terrace
god damn how are yall so good
soft osprey
Spotted
vernal terrace
whats body density do
azure axle
finally beat this guy
tender quest
strong sage
whats body density do
Yes
fast bramble
god damn how are yall so good
Demo and playtest playtime respectively
vernal terrace
fair enough
soft osprey
whats body density do
Something something density of the body
fast bramble
I think it has something to do with how easily your sword for example can go through an enemy instead of just getting wedged in them
vernal terrace
ohh
tender quest
Demo and playtest playtime respectively
strong sage
Demo and playtest playtime respectively
Lmao why is this something your trying to flex
chilly jewel
please tell me the gore effect is back in the playtest 😢
muted granite
map with mud physics when.
fast bramble
Lmao why is this something your trying to flex
I'm not flexing it's just lots of practice
mystic crystal
That’s so gross
soft osprey
I'm not flexing it's just lots of practice
tribal ruin
guys did they remove off topic
tender quest
they did
fast bramble
It's #general-catfish-🐱🐟 now
strong sage
It's <#1086506182090440794> now
Become mod now
fast bramble
I'd really rather not
strong sage
We all don’t wanna
chilly oracle
Demo and playtest playtime respectively
I used to have like 50 hours in the first week or so but then I stopped playing for a bit
tender quest
fast bramble
Militus up above with some ridonkulous hours
tender quest
swords too damn big
jolly gorge
whats body density do
i think its less bone density or something
tender quest
Become mod now
they dont want more mods wdym
soft osprey
I’m willing to become a mod but just know I’ll be banning anyone who doesn’t start their message off with a foot pic of Willie
soft osprey
I will power trip so fuckin hard
fast bramble
Sounds like Roku is a perfect candidate
chilly oracle
I've been a mod on other servers before, I dont really care to volunteer as a mod but if im asked to or something then sure
lyric pollen
god damn how are yall so good
moving the mouse slower and precisely
alpine barn
hot brook
You won’t make it home…
Yikes
tight merlin
how long does it take to get playtest
chilly oracle
vernal terrace
how long does it take to get playtest
took me like 30 mins
craggy oriole
Why is there no blood in the playtest
chilly oracle
Why is there no blood in the playtest
because there isnt
alpine barn
tight merlin
took me like 30 mins
how do you know when you get access?
chilly oracle
Why is there no blood in the playtest
more specifically, its because its not in the game files
gusty oasis
alpine barn
chilly oracle
how do you know when you get access?
you get an email and if you refresh you library it will be there
craggy oriole
enail
tender quest
Why is there no blood in the playtest
will you stfu with this crap already
craggy oriole
muted granite
wth
tight merlin
you get an email and if you refresh you library it will be there
just got it'
tight merlin
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqSkIa70x1DbRfOCN/d1337lRhDKkR?invite=cr...
folded him, 9,5
tender quest
1/10 for swordplay, 10/10 for fisticuffs
cloud stream
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqSkIa70x1DbRfOCN/d1337lRhDKkR?invite=cr...
broke all the bones in his face 🤣
gusty oasis
how do i get stronger punches
chilly oracle
https://medal.tv/games/half-sword/clips/iqSkIa70x1DbRfOCN/d1337lRhDKkR?invite=cr...
is that your mouse or keyboard I hear
gusty oasis
like
chilly oracle
how do i get stronger punches
aim better
gusty oasis
keyboard
gloomy lynx
When release with pvp? I wanna fight my friend
gusty oasis
no clue
echo saddle
When release with pvp? I wanna fight my friend
400 bazillion million years
vernal terrace
how do you even aim
chilly oracle
also punch their face
chilly oracle
how do you even aim
using your eyes
chilly oracle
the fists just go in random places
look at where you hands are
if they are higher they punch higher
if they are lower they punch lower
muted granite
When release with pvp? I wanna fight my friend
Why is Mooncake playing half sword...............................
loud river
When release with pvp? I wanna fight my friend
multiplayer is almost certainly never coming
gloomy lynx
Why is Mooncake playing half sword...............................
Naaaah y’all don’t understand… ITS THE PLANET DESTROYER
soft osprey
will you stfu with this crap already
Are you telling me there’s no blood in the play test?
hard vault
Why is Mooncake playing half sword...............................
Holy crap yall know final space??!??
What yall know about final space fr
muted granite
Naaaah y’all don’t understand… ITS THE PLANET DESTROYER
I will never believe it!!11
azure jetty
what a strange fella
muted granite
What yall know about final space fr
i watched it at around 2022 im p sure
azure jetty
what a strange fella
there is something ominous about this guy
vagrant geyser
Im assuming the playtest doesnt have blood physics then or dismemberment?
azure jetty
Im assuming the playtest doesnt have blood physics then or dismemberment?
not yet
craggy oriole
vagrant geyser
I have to say i am having so much fun lmao
azure jetty
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/t...
type sih
soft osprey
Im assuming the playtest doesnt have blood physics then or dismemberment?
I’m telling on you. @tender quest
astral wing
how to turn on the blood on playtest?
azure jetty
why do they always do this when u smash their headć
azure jetty
how to turn on the blood on playtest?
im gonna hold your hand when i say this
soft osprey
how to turn on the blood on playtest?
Oh my god where is @tender quest when you need him
tender quest
Oh my god where is <@171355251843006464> when you need him
twas eating my lunch
soft osprey
We got two asking about blood. Get em boy
tender quest
vagrant geyser
is there something i should have read before asking about blood? 😂
soft osprey
is there something i should have read before asking about blood? 😂
You mean the thing you need to read when starting the game and joining the discord? No not at all
hallow tree
tender quest
astral wing
how to turn on the blood on playtest?
vagrant geyser
Ah you see I dont think i have ever read the text that pops up when launching any game lmao
my bad haha
soft osprey
Ah you see I dont think i have ever read the text that pops up when launching an...
Let me paint you a picture of the last week
vagrant geyser
Jesus😂
Thats so funny lmao well apologies i shall not mention the liquid that shall not be names
named*
tender quest
west cloud
Thats so funny lmao well apologies i shall not mention the liquid that shall not...
Liquid?!
vagrant geyser
Roku when someone says blood
soft osprey
honest mesa
yo do yall have any information about new updates?
vagrant geyser
yo do yall have any information about new updates?
Dont ask about blood
just dont
honest mesa
yea i alr know about that
lyric pollen
bruh I pulled an ankle lock HAHAH
soft osprey
bruh I pulled an ankle lock HAHAH
Lmao that’s awesome
tender quest
lyric pollen
Lmao that’s awesome
I'm trynna make a mma video 😂 having so much fun with the new mode hahah
chilly oracle
the fists just go in random places
limpid sable
How do you handle the sword like that?
soft osprey
Pixels but good enough
tender quest
tender quest
How do you handle the sword like that?
vernal terrace
yea going up for me doesnt do anything it still does a body punch
chilly oracle
yea going up for me doesnt do anything it still does a body punch
can you send a clip of what you are doing?
vernal terrace
dont have medal
limpid sable
You are very good with the sword, can you teach me?
vernal terrace
whenever my arms hit the head it doesnt damage them either
chilly oracle
dont have medal
I dont either, though what I find helps is if you continually move the mouse up while punching from the head punch position
vernal terrace
its like the lightest hit in the world
ruby otter
Way to finish it lol
soft osprey
You are very good with the sword, can you teach me?
I can teach you. You take the sword, and throw it away cause polearm hammer is better
limpid sable
Way to finish it lol
good blocking
tender quest
You are very good with the sword, can you teach me?
would need to see how you play first, i only play with the biggest greatsword model
ruby otter
good blocking
I was deadass confused on what to do, knowing the ai they would of pulled some bullshit the moment I let go of that half grip
limpid sable
would need to see how you play first, i only play with the biggest greatsword mo...
I also play only with the big sword
chilly oracle
its like the lightest hit in the world
ruby otter
that shove at the end was the cherry on top
limpid sable
I was deadass confused on what to do, knowing the ai they would of pulled some b...
xd
vernal terrace
if i do this none of them hit or he just gets too close 😭
limpid sable
https://tenor.com/view/balhae-gif-21817368
jajajajaja
chilly oracle
if i do this none of them hit or he just gets too close 😭
vernal terrace
yeah thats what im tryna do
lyric pollen
Pixels but good enough
it was a windows cut, probably had less than 360p xD
limpid sable
https://tenor.com/view/balhae-gif-21817368
I speak Spanish and I don't know any English, but can you teach me anyway??
chilly oracle
yeah thats what im tryna do
thats how you do it, though I like grabbing them with one hand sometimes
like in the clip
vernal terrace
does anyone else lag alot when they die and go to menu btw
chilly oracle
no?
vernal terrace
graah
limpid sable
I wouldn't want to face you in a fist fight hahahahaha
tender quest
vernal terrace
i have a friend who has the same problem too
if i go back to the menu my game nearly crashes
vital narwhal
What do I have to do to change the map?
chilly oracle
if i go back to the menu my game nearly crashes
how much RAM?
chilly oracle
I wouldn't want to face you in a fist fight hahahahaha
thanks haha
vernal terrace
16
soft osprey
What do I have to do to change the map?
Playtest vs demo
limpid sable
sword blow to the back of the neck and off we go hahahahaha
limpid sable
thanks haha
xd
tender quest
sword blow to the back of the neck and off we go hahahahaha
if only
soft osprey
What do I have to do to change the map?
Play test is arena demo is abyss
You have to go to the steam store page and request access
limpid sable
Don't rush to write to me because I have to translate EVERYTHING.
soft osprey
It’ll take anywhere from 1 minute to 1 day
muted tangle
Почему в плейтесте нет расчленёнки?
ruby otter
Love the shovel (I think so?)
devout hinge
Don't rush to write to me because I have to translate EVERYTHING.
skibidi toilet
chilly oracle
also not spamming punches/backing off when tired is good to do in fist fights
vital narwhal
You have to go to the steam store page and request access
thanks
limpid sable
skibidi toilet
??
sleek raven
why do the ai say the n word
tender quest
sword blow to the back of the neck and off we go hahahahaha
best advice is to keep the blade moving, finish the swing as your make it and keep the flow going dont try to cancel a wide swing suddenly or your balance will be off, keep a high guard when full armoured to protect your head and neck with your arms but not too high or you expose the arm pits
sleek raven
they just randomly call me it
limpid sable
Love the shovel (I think so?)
what weapon is that??
devout hinge
they just randomly call me it
its not the nword
soft osprey
they just randomly call me it
Are you black?
ruby otter
what weapon is that??
the shovel idk
oblique flint
Почему в плейтесте нет расчленёнки?
Potomu chto skibidi
sleek raven
Are you black?
negative
vernal terrace
also not spamming punches/backing off when tired is good to do in fist fights
i tried the grab method and my fist just doesnt hit them they get too close
dense python
hello there, YuB brought me here, checked out the game, even with low graphics it seems to be oom-ing me but it's okay
sleek raven
its not the nword
you sure?
weak roost
hello there, YuB brought me here, checked out the game, even with low graphics i...
oom-ing you?
muted tangle
Potomu chto skibidi
bred
devout hinge
what weapon is that??
that's a shovel that can spawn in the "spoilage" gamemode that only the first 3 classes can play
soft osprey
you sure?
Are we sure the devs didn’t program Willie to say the n word? Idk man devs can be pretty wild
sleek raven
they get mad
oblique flint
Skibidi eto pik kulturnogo razvitie
tender quest
vital narwhal
Approximately how long does it take to accept my playtest request?
weak roost
soon ™️
halcyon locust
soft osprey
Approximately how long does it take to accept my playtest request?
1 minute or up to a day
Depends if devs are on
vital narwhal
Depends if devs are on
alr
dense python
oom-ing you?
out of memory
limpid sable
I'm on voice if you want to see me
soft osprey
I'm on voice if you want to see me
Is that a threat?
limpid sable
I get very laggy if I share
devout hinge
it looks like a trapdoor
devout hinge
the only cool thing of the image is the stuff on the right
chilly oracle
I like this image
soft osprey
Personal favorite. Nice smooth legs too
tender quest
I get very laggy if I share
cant really help if you cant understand what im saying xd
limpid sable
translate and read it on discord with a command
soft osprey
He’s got the spirit and that’s what matters
tender quest
devout hinge
Personal favorite. Nice smooth legs too
soft osprey
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1270577738826256536
How did you link that? I was trying
wild iris
i was here last week did they add multiplayer yet?
honest mesa
no
limpid sable
cant really help if you cant understand what im saying xd
translate and read it on discord with a command
devout hinge
How did you link that? I was trying
right click on that shit and click on copy link
neon mantle
When actual update
soft osprey
i was here last week did they add multiplayer yet?
I genuinely can’t tell if you’re trolling or not bravo
Sick thank you bud
tender quest
translate and read it on discord with a command
bit too involved for me my guy just keep practicing and you'll get there 👍
idle crane
True
tender quest
do this
earnest pier
I know there will be likely no blood/gore in the play test and it doesn’t bother me too much. Having no “reaction” to being hit is a bit strange though. I think a good compromise might be to re add the ripping of clothes from the first demo
tender quest
I know there will be likely no blood/gore in the play test and it doesn’t bother...
wdym? theres dust isnt there?
idle crane
We all love willies
limpid sable
/tts But I need you to help me improve techniques and mistakes.
earnest pier
Yeah but it’s only temporary
idle crane
wdym? theres dust isnt there?
Sparks if it's a really hefty hit
earnest pier
I’d like to see where I hit after
limpid sable
bit too involved for me my guy just keep practicing and you'll get there 👍
But I need you to help me improve techniques and mistakes.
idle crane
I know there will be likely no blood/gore in the play test and it doesn’t bother...
They can't do this as it might expose the nipples which isn't allowed which is why they put a shirt on the lowest class
devout hinge
I’d like to see where I hit after
you dont know where your hits land?
chilly oracle
hammer, my beloved
idle crane
Tokyo game show rather strict for some reason
tender quest
But I need you to help me improve techniques and mistakes.
Yeah but the thought of sitting there watching someone else play and critiquing them doesnt really tickle my fancy ngl,
earnest pier
I was just thinking this could be a good compromise to alleviate the missing info
chilly oracle
Yeah but the thought of sitting there watching someone else play and critiquing ...
i've got nothing else really to do so I might, but not sure
vernal terrace
what are ur guys settings that you use
earnest pier
The first demo didn’t have nudity did it?
chilly oracle
what are ur guys settings that you use
default
earnest pier
It was just like a bare skin
earnest pier
Sadness
chilly oracle
though I think my lock on enemies might be higher, I dont remember
muted granite
Personal favorite. Nice smooth legs too
what
idle crane
The first demo didn’t have nudity did it?
At the TGS they can't even show nipples. Plus on demo you could hit them in a way that showed ass
chilly oracle
though I think my lock on enemies might be higher, I dont remember
nah its default
earnest pier
They really got the devs in a chokehold lmao
idle crane
While this suggestion makes sense it will likely be back when gore
soft osprey
Tokyo game show rather strict for some reason
idle crane
They really got the devs in a chokehold lmao
For real
vernal terrace
do u have center crosshair on?
delicate jolt
They really got the devs in a chokehold lmao
Its for the best, unfortunately
chilly oracle
do u have center crosshair on?
no
tender quest
How to make these videos??
I use gamebar for mine
dire viper
hi guys
earnest pier
I do find it ironic how they say “pg13 only!!!” Yet we still have them sounding like they are choking on their own blood
chilly oracle
do u have center crosshair on?
also I dont think thats a setting you can enable and disable in the playtest
its just off by default
vernal terrace
also I dont think thats a setting you can enable and disable in the playtest
you can
wild iris
multiplayer soon?
soft osprey
multiplayer soon?
As soon as we bury you
vernal terrace
show me where
limpid sable
I use gamebar for mine
What is the key combination to record??
tender quest
weak roost
It doesnt actually do anything
vernal terrace
It doesnt actually do anything
rip
tender quest
What is the key combination to record??
win + alt + g if you have it enabled
chilly oracle
it doesnt do anything from what I can see
soft osprey
Ew imagine inverting mouse
weak roost
Ew imagine inverting mouse
Do it and post the results
zealous plover
What is the key combination to record??
or you can use medal
chilly oracle
Do it and post the results
quest accepted
delicate jolt
multiplayer soon?
Syncronizing the same exact physics for two or more clients at the same time most of the times results in either performance issues, connection issues or just stupid physics glitches.
Y'know how in games like GTAV or Red Dead Redemption 2 ragdoll barely works and its ALWAYS laggy or floaty? That's how an AAA game made by thousands of people, with millions dollars of funding barely deals with physics synchronization. Plus, developers would have to buy and maintain servers, which are pretty expensive
weak roost
wtf, press ctrl + shift + alt + w in discord.
Was trying to export something in photoshop but was tabbed into discord
soft osprey
That’s cute
zealous plover
wtf, press ctrl + shift + alt + w in discord.
damnn
muted granite
ok but why does my game run 2x worse now
soft osprey
Syncronizing the same exact physics for two or more clients at the same time mos...
My brother in Christ if you think he’s gonna read that for even a second..
weak roost
Syncronizing the same exact physics for two or more clients at the same time mos...
Then add ping
muted granite
22fps, WHAT..
earnest pier
Didn’t the last demo have a split screen mod? Never tried it myself
delicate jolt
My brother in Christ if you think he’s gonna read that for even a second..
I mean, if he does, he'll most likely not insist on it
or not, but I enjoy pretending to be helpful to feed my ego ☝️
weak roost
Didn’t the last demo have a split screen mod? Never tried it myself
Yeah, thats on the same computer. Not over a network.
tender quest
22fps, WHAT..
what kind of beast rig you got?
earnest pier
Yeah ik
delicate jolt
Then add ping
just download better internet duh
muted granite
tell me im not the only one with bad performance now
wild iris
Syncronizing the same exact physics for two or more clients at the same time mos...
totally accurate battlegrounds
earnest pier
Half sword LAN parties would be funny af
idle crane
I mean, **if** he does, he'll most likely not insist on it
or not, but I enjoy p...
He's baiting anyway check his message history
soft osprey
I mean, **if** he does, he'll most likely not insist on it
or not, but I enjoy p...
He enjoys pretending not to know to get a reaction. You two can work together though and make each other happy. It’s very sweet when is the wedding?
muted granite
cool
weak roost
I mean, **if** he does, he'll most likely not insist on it
or not, but I enjoy p...
Hello, you are me
chilly oracle
Do it and post the results
Quest Completed
delicate jolt
He enjoys pretending not to know to get a reaction. You two can work together th...
when you put it like that...
earnest pier
Does anything know if the current play test is even moddable? I miss slow mo
muted granite
change direct x version
i did man
weak roost
Quest Completed
lmfao
soft osprey
the game runs SO BAD NOW
User error
weak roost
What are your specs and compared to the demo or?
weak roost
Quest Completed
Now win
soft osprey
Quest Completed
Seems about right
muted granite
what gpu you got?
muted granite
i had 60fps on high before so dont even say its bad
tender quest
i wasnt going to
chilly oracle
But win better
it didnt show the end in the gif for some reason
muted granite
grrrahh
soft osprey
Wym? Do you not hold it for your homie?
weak roost
it didnt show the end in the gif for some reason
Likely story
That weapon is honestly disgusting and brutal and op
chilly oracle
Likely story
literally is a likely story, as it happened
weak roost
literally is a likely story, as it happened
thats what im sayin
chilly oracle
thats what im sayin
ah ok
tender quest
earnest pier
I wish I could get the spike stick at max tier
chilly oracle
im practicing fighting a fence post before the next match
delicate jolt
I can't help but wonder how this game will feel in a year, specially if it goes through a popularity spike thanks to TGS
muted granite
What dx you on?
i changed to 12 and 11 and its the same
this might perhaps be a skill issue
idle crane
Even 11 strange
muted granite
tender quest
i changed to 12 and 11 and its the same
go to desktop right click and go to control panel and make sure that your gpu is the default
soft osprey
i changed to 12 and 11 and its the same
Have you tried putting graphics to potato
delicate jolt
Had to take a second look
idle crane
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1047240101152960525 make a feedback if you haven't
Willie hug
soft osprey
Don’t you just have the cutest pictures
muted granite
Have you tried putting graphics to potato
mhm
chilly oracle
I cant put myself through the suffering of inverted mouse anymore
muted granite
ill
reinstall the update ig
guys i got a cool stab but uh, its 20fps so u gotta cope with it ig
idle crane
reinstall the update ig
Have you tried verifying your files?
west cloud
ebon furnace
i got pulled to the ground by 3 begging people and they held me so some guy could punch me in the face 😭
soft osprey
How tf are you getting these desktop background worthy pics lol
ebon furnace
so is the full game coming any soon or is this still hella early?
vital narwhal
How do I join the playtest, when I hit play it only sends me to the demo?
soft osprey
How do I join the playtest, when I hit play it only sends me to the demo?
Request access through the steam store page
signal wedge
so is the full game coming any soon or is this still hella early?
It's releasing tommorow
soft osprey
It will take up to a day
soft osprey
It's releasing tommorow
Silence peasant
vital narwhal
Request access through the steam store page
They already accepted my request, but I don't know where to join without being sent to the demo
soft osprey
Roku is speaking
idle crane
so is the full game coming any soon or is this still hella early?
We don't know when it releases yet
signal wedge
Silence peasant
soft osprey
They already accepted my request, but I don't know where to join without being s...
It’s in your library under the demo
ebon furnace
We don't know when it releases yet
Alr
chilly oracle
is that the recording software or your game fps?
soft osprey
If you’ve been accepted it was added to your library as a second version of half sword
idle crane
They already accepted my request, but I don't know where to join without being s...
You may have to restart steam if it's not there
muted granite
is that the recording software or your game fps?
both, im trying to fix it rn
vital narwhal
It’s in your library under the demo
thanks, I hadn't seen that
ebon furnace
they should add the ability to choke and snap necks
chilly oracle
the hammer is good, also I swapped hats before murdering him
soft osprey
thanks, I hadn't seen that
No worries make sure to get some good Willie feet pics in game to pay me back
ebon furnace
HUH????
delicate jolt
man, I'd be having so much fun if I could run the game 😭
tender quest
ebon furnace
man, I'd be having so much fun if I could run the game 😭
it only needs like 4-8gb
idle crane
You can snap necks too it's just hard with only hands
ebon furnace
You can snap necks too it's just hard with only hands
i swear i did in the demo with a candle holder
ebon furnace
i heard a crack and he died
idle crane
i swear i did in the demo with a candle holder
Yep you probably did
delicate jolt
it only needs like 4-8gb
Graphics card died a couple weeks ago, plus my PC has been outdated for a while
ebon furnace
fr
ik they aint gonna add this game online most likely but split screen would be good ik there is a mod
for demo
idle crane
It's getting tested
ebon furnace
but for actual release of the game splitscreen would be fire
idle crane
Officially
ebon furnace
W
idle crane
There is video but it's private and I don't have it saved
ebon furnace
i remember i got pressed on the floor by people holding me and had to grab their head and smack it into the fencing