not to some 13 year old
#halfsword-chat-⚔
uncut slate
severe seal
- its in our body
hazy karma
fuck me these time wasters
severe seal
- its a part of the game
hazy karma
😭
uncut slate
hes trying to be like uhh
stuck helm
how can i access?
uncut slate
basher
loud river
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access to the playtest, and wait. When you get an email, it'll be in your steam library. It shouldn't take more than a few hours.
hazy karma
type shit
stuck helm
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access t...
thank you very much
idle crane
Silly willie
uncut slate
idk i switch between a lot
but how would that be rage baiting
shi it doesnt matter
idle crane
Because they were intentionally being contrarian
hazy karma
u are a stupid ass motherfucker LOL
idle crane
oh idk
hazy karma
🤨
uncut slate
no shit if i was ragebaiting
hazy karma
keep ragebaiting bro.....
uncut slate
youre ragebaiting
loud river
keep ragebaiting bro.....
ah the good ol "ragebait by sayin the other guy is ragebaitin"
uncut slate
quit ya shit
loud river
Fuckin classic lmfao
uncut slate
i mean i was ragebaiting too lmaoo
hazy karma
♥️
little verge
@hazy karma @uncut slate Chill
uncut slate
no hard feelings
dawn sparrow
Right, hop on half sword.gif
hazy karma
ofc
loud river
<@1010103684992077834> <@1066881435316789298> Chill
it's cool man we're memein
uncut slate
<@1010103684992077834> <@1066881435316789298> Chill
im a chill as uh
idk how it goes
uncut slate
cucumber
uncut slate
isnt that cool
little verge
it's cool man we're memein
In that case
#general-catfish-🐱🐟
hazy karma
mcwonderbeast ragebaiting rn
uncut slate
were speaking on behalf of ragebaiting talking about halfsword
loud river
valid
Twas half-sword related memein, which I was ASSURED would be allowed to remain in here
uncut slate
memein?
stiff belfry
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
uncut slate
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
quit ragebaiting
loud river
little verge
mcwonderbeast ragebaiting rn
Not yet. Dude did DM raging.
loud river
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
LMFAOO
dude GIF please now
Immediately
posthaste
stiff belfry
i got this
little verge
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
Needs Harry Potter soundtrack
idle crane
Not yet. Dude did DM raging.
i got dm from the original ragebaiter. they were raging
was funny
uncut slate
if this becomes a fully fledged fighting game were all gonna be the best at it
little verge
i got dm from the original ragebaiter. they were raging
He told me I should have a wife and kids instead of timing people out.
loud river
if this becomes a fully fledged fighting game were all gonna be the best at it
nah I'm gonna be better than you
uncut slate
He told me I should have a wife and kids instead of timing people out.
why not both?
loud river
He told me I should have a wife and kids instead of timing people out.
LMFAOOO
idle crane
He told me I should have a wife and kids instead of timing people out.
dont you already?
uncut slate
nah I'm gonna be better than you
almost got me ragebaiter
loud river
why not both?
hazy karma
He told me I should have a wife and kids instead of timing people out.
i wonder what he does with his very important time schedule
little verge
why not both?
I literally do. that's the funny bit.
uncut slate
lmaooo
idle crane
I literally do. that's the funny bit.
i thought so lol
loud river
I literally do. that's the funny bit.
have another kid to spite him
uncut slate
and another wife
little verge
have another kid to spite him
The wife is not on board.
uncut slate
is she on board with my suggestion?
loud river
little verge
is she on board with my suggestion?
No.
idle crane
and another wife
That is clearly ragebaiting
uncut slate
i sincerely apologize
odd kite
ban him
stiff belfry
oh wtf
uncut slate
oh shit
little verge
i sincerely apologize
No worries when you find the right one you don't need anything more.
uncut slate
going offline now
idle crane
Why did get real disappear
loud river
@mental galleon found the master
uncut slate
No worries when you find the right one you don't need anything more.
as much as i want to say im aware im really young
little verge
Why did get real disappear
Who was that?
uncut slate
my b
idle crane
Who was that?
idk but it was an get real halfsword gif that disappeared
little verge
as much as i want to say im aware im really young
Enjoy it it's all down hill after 30.
idle crane
so i have 10 years?
little verge
idk but it was an get real halfsword gif that disappeared
idk I didn't delete anything recently.
idle crane
idk I didn't delete anything recently.
may have self deleted or automod?
uncut slate
im tryinnn, i look back at me as a kid and how i was happier then and instead of being sad i think about how much happier i probably am now compared to adult me will be
little verge
may have self deleted or automod?
Possible automod is broken sometimes.
little verge
im tryinnn, i look back at me as a kid and how i was happier then and instead of...
Happiness is transient. Hold onto it while you got it and when you don't remember it will come back again.
tough yew
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
hehehehe you always could, you just need a copious amount of force to get it removed
uncut slate
Happiness is transient. Hold onto it while you got it and when you don't remembe...
this is not half sword discussion
little verge
hehehehe you always could, you just need a copious amount of force to get it rem...
TAG YOURE IT
uncut slate
you want a timeout too?
halcyon halo
tough yew
# TAG YOURE IT
well well well
im gonna be scanning da book while looking over the chat lol
idle crane
I jusst had a fun carnage match
little verge
im gonna be scanning da book while looking over the chat lol
I SHALL FIND SLEEP
unborn epoch
is there a way to play mp atm?
tough yew
is there a way to play mp atm?
no
idle crane
I jusst had a fun carnage match
Also why does armour look better on medium than high if it caught that
uncut slate
alr schools starting soon time to decide if imma pull an all nighter or pass out
halcyon halo
is there a way to make the game less grainy
uncut slate
i think im gonna decide to pull an "all nighter" and pass out in about 3 hours failing like i always do
so imma go for the all nighter
halcyon halo
are there any ini files that i can edit
tough yew
we need more gifs
uncut slate
i got u
idle crane
Also why does armour look better on medium than high if it caught that
High versus medium graphics. why does medium armour look better?
uncut slate
wrong gif
tough yew
are there any ini files that i can edit
well there is, but dont think ones that make the game "less grainy"
stiff belfry
high graphics armor is just too shiny imo
idle crane
is there a way to make the game less grainy
Switching to medium makes it less grainy for some reason
halcyon halo
i swear this game just turns on 16x antialiasing when i switch from high to medium because i can literally make out the individual pixels
idle crane
Switching to medium makes it less grainy for some reason
atleast what i can tell
tough yew
ivan wants to make the armor look polish mirror
halcyon halo
Switching to medium makes it less grainy for some reason
its more grainy on medium than it is on high
uncut slate
ivan wants my computer to explode
tough yew
good
idle crane
its more grainy on medium than it is on high
its the opposite for me
tough yew
not good
idle crane
any idea when major optimisation will start?
weak roost
any idea when major optimisation will start?
Generally after feature completion
halcyon halo
also ive noticed that because this game is completely physics based higher fps actually means higher efficiency
easier to control with 144 than it is with 60
idle crane
Generally after feature completion
if they wait that long i dont think anyone will be able to run it above low graphics
halcyon halo
Idk I have a mid PC and I’m at 90fps on high
wait til you play battles with multiple entities at once like carnage
or small buhurt
drops to 20-30 on high for me
idle crane
Idk I have a mid PC and I’m at 90fps on high
it seems with eaxh update the performance gets a little worse
weak roost
Not enough change for me to notice
uncut slate
alr changing my mind, goodnight guys take care
idle crane
goodnight
uncut slate
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1268497078368079974/e...
did a bot do this to you
halcyon halo
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1259064792623091762/t...
👅
restive garnet
fickle bloom
Most satisfying thing is a solid hit to the face with a dueling shield
Once I figured out the thrust mode was holding tab
Oh my lord
devout hinge
Most satisfying thing is a solid hit to the face with a dueling shield
you never hit a man with a mace
fickle bloom
I have
I still like the punch into “I just shit my pants and can’t get off the floor” combo
Or the blocking mode with an axe and clipping that mf in the neck
Game has CRAZY potential
AI in the demo are insane tho 😂😭💀
halcyon halo
slashing a dude's arm 7 times in a row (he can hold a dual handed greatsword perfectly fine) vs getting slashed ONCE (literally can't wield anything anymore)
fickle bloom
LMAO
Just me or the AI get off the ground so much faster than I do
Bro throws me down I am COOKED
warm moth
fickle bloom
The play test and demo r seperate entities for a reason
halcyon halo
playtest is of a newer version
fickle bloom
This much I know
Well yes but if I remember correctly they are showcasing the playtest in certain regions that aren’t allowed to distribute the gore that was noted in demo
Could be wrong but that’s what I’ve heard
So they removed it for this version but is returning later
stiff belfry
ain’t nobody buying this
keen pumice
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD GET UR HELMET KNOCKED OFF
what the fuck was that
stiff belfry
keen pumice
you just have a knack for flying dont u?
loud river
what the fuck was that
stiff belfry
for some reason whenever i try to unholster the needle dagger there’s like a 50/50 chance i just take flight
that and when i grab people
stiff belfry
https://imgur.com/a/hUoP8gI
Top 10 Anime Battles We Just Couldn’t Stop Watching
this playtest will always have a home in my heart
it’s so fun
tough yew
repost
stiff belfry
repost for like the 5th time cause it never got the appreciation i wanted it to get
tough yew
repost [again]
stiff belfry
repost [again]
fireman’s carry with a long swords is tough
it’s a classic and fit the mood i was trying to create
teal mural
was there another update? autoparry seems way stronger all of a sudden and not in a good way lol
tough yew
na
devout hinge
was there another update? autoparry seems way stronger all of a sudden and not i...
last update was a week ago #updates
devout hinge
i want clipping fixed NOW
tough yew
i need the clipsters to be removed
stiff belfry
i want clipping fixed NOW
that’s barely noticeable
past shadow
tough yew
there's some other stuff that's really noticeable tho like how the full ass arming doublet can just stick out haha
devout hinge
that’s barely noticeable
my first screenshots destroyed by poopenfarten clipping
tough yew
fierce umbra
i feel like a cowboy
teal mural
weird
im playing high tier with a polehammer and its like i can barely swing it sometimes for the level of autoparry
is it related to lockon strength or something?
past shadow
that never happened to me lol
stiff belfry
i will admit the fucking weapon parry is atrocious
devout hinge
hot
stiff belfry
i got this super cool shot of a throat slit that was ruined by the dudes falchion and shield clipping together
fierce umbra
ouch
tough yew
past shadow
what the hell
loud river
weird
im playing high tier with a polehammer and its like i can barely swing it ...
I think it's less autoparry and more that those weapons have a higher "breakpoint" for determining what is a swing and what is just moving the weapon.
stiff belfry
pine willow
i feel like a cowboy
this chat scares me
past shadow
:o
fierce umbra
perish, my enemy! thou shalt feel the power of my great force!
stiff belfry
perish, my enemy! thou shalt feel the power of my great force!
i accidentally picked up the soldier of great gust creation
HSG add paralysis
i want my characters spine to be severed after a hard impact with the fence or a polehammer
pine willow
wym well no i have fear in my body
fierce umbra
holy shit i look so cold
pine willow
stiff belfry
you look like the fat guy from DS3
loud river
you look like the fat guy from DS3
teal mural
I think it's less autoparry and more that those weapons have a higher "breakpoin...
nah i was just holding lmb in halfsword and not moving my house and he was definitely like, moving significant amounts of angles to try and block stuff
fierce umbra
freaksword
loud river
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-catarina-siegward-of-catarina-siegmeyer-of-cat...
that is SIEGMEYER mf
DS1 supremacy
teal mural
polehammer is SO satisfying when you can hit properly with it tho
devout hinge
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-catarina-siegward-of-catarina-siegmeyer-of-cat...
fat onionhead
fierce umbra
https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-catarina-siegward-of-catarina-siegmeyer-of-cat...
sigmard
pine willow
just mearder two people feel great 👍
teal mural
i might have just loaded in weird tonight tho bc i've also had enemies wander towards me and fall to the ground, and one that got lifted randomly into the air and thrown across the banisters as he was coming towards me
storm bough
sharp weapons are for sissy
fierce umbra
sharp weapons are for sissy
imagine not beating the game fist only with no armor
storm bough
imagine not beating the game fist only with no armor
no...
fierce umbra
too bad
i beat it till like
before the full armored knights level
cause beating these knights would be impossible w fists only
devout hinge
skill issue
storm bough
cause beating these knights would be impossible w fists only
how many hours did it take to finish every single one of them
fierce umbra
how many hours did it take to finish every single one of them
errrr
i didnt beat the full armored knights
they are impossible to kill w fists
storm bough
just fist them hard
fierce umbra
what
idle crane
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 try use techniques from here to kill them. You will have to scroll up for demo stuff tho
fierce umbra
and i dont think fisting them is the appropriate word here
storm bough
drag your mouse across the keyboard
fierce umbra
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 try use tec...
im not the grappler warrior
i be boxing
storm bough
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1244313050174197850 try use tec...
holy shit you can do that??
idle crane
Yessir
zealous steppe
repost for like the 5th time cause it never got the appreciation i wanted it to ...
Aahahahahahahaha
storm bough
Yessir
i need to know a really important question
can you throw knifes like a ninja star and kill them??
i've tried but my aim sucks ass
idle crane
Yes it's hard tho
storm bough
thats all i needed to know
idle crane
You just have to practice alot
unique swallow
How i can play test?
gentle topaz
hello
idle crane
Request access on steam
halcyon halo
how the FUCK does this guy not die to a direct slash to the neck yet i get instakilled when he taps my leg
devout hinge
thats all i needed to know
its easier in the demo i think
storm bough
How i can play test?
give them your home address
loud river
how the FUCK does this guy not die to a direct slash to the neck yet i get insta...
maille standard likely
gentle topaz
Request access on steam
how quickly do you recive it?
halcyon halo
wears no chain mail
idle crane
how quickly do you recive it?
A day or less
loud river
then maybe you just SUCK
unique swallow
give them your home address
I can take it for u but y very pussy to come)
gentle topaz
A day or less
aight, thanks
loud river
jk I believe you
idle crane
Usually alot less
halcyon halo
then maybe you just SUCK
my fault gang
storm bough
I can take it for u but y very pussy to come)
I didnt say give it to ME i said give it to them dumbass
idle crane
loud river
my fault gang
fierce umbra
why doe this pose look kind of cold
halcyon halo
that usually happens
halcyon halo
i loooove when my shield gets stuck in an awkward position and i get thrusted by a spearman
tough yew
fierce umbra
can this stop happening
halcyon halo
these shields need to be fixed especially the big ones
fierce umbra
blue screen of death ass fight
idle crane
Predator looking for his next opponent
storm bough
playtest acceptance when
never
fierce umbra
freaky
storm bough
ill touch you bro
delicate crane
worthy brook
How can I play the early access of the game?
stoic forum
turned willie into credits
worthy brook
Where?
worthy brook
Oh ok ok
fierce umbra
GRRRR!!!! ass pose
tough yew
alpine lynx
freaky sword
loud river
Nvidia Reflex in Half-Sword when?
halcyon halo
holy fucking shit this is so fucking annoying
stoic forum
bros game is destroyed
tough yew
bros game is destroyed
storm hare
freaksord...
stuck helm
stoic forum
freaksord
tough yew
fierce umbra
fuck swords im boxing now 😭
stoic forum
They need to make a new crouching
this guy on the left is tippy tapping not crouching
halcyon halo
can you still get your neck sliced while wearing chain mail or does it make no difference whether i have it or not
stuck helm
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2397300/Half_Sword/ Go here, request access t...
how long it will take?
stoic forum
can you still get your neck sliced while wearing chain mail or does it make no d...
It's a rare occasion as I know that you can get your neck sliced and it happened to me only once when he full speed and power swinged my neck open
so maybe it can penetrate
tough yew
how long it will take?
doesn't take a long time at all
stoic forum
how long it will take?
It took for me about hour in a half, and there are people who got it instantly
halcyon halo
It's a rare occasion as I know that you can get your neck sliced and it happened...
it just had my neck sliced open with a greatsword while wearing chain mail and i wasnt sure
loud river
how long it will take?
The end of the post said as much, it shouldn't take longer than a few hours
tough yew
the stab
stoic forum
it just had my neck sliced open with a greatsword while wearing chain mail and i...
I mean if estoc can penetrate chainmail why wouldn't a greatsword penetrate it
stuck helm
The end of the post said as much, it shouldn't take longer than a few hours
thanks guys
stuck helm
It took for me about hour in a half, and there are people who got it instantly
waiting like 1 hours
halcyon halo
i mean it was a slice not a thrust
fierce umbra
👽
stoic forum
i mean it was a slice not a thrust
We would need to ask Franky about it
Maybe it's a bug
fierce umbra
the stab
loud river
the stab
Stabs 1-5: Clearly missed.
Stabs 6-9: Missed due to stumbling (bad foot control).
Stabs 10-11: Very close, but stumbling and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Stab 12: Likely didn't actually land because Willie was already dead.
stoic forum
Stabs 1-5: Clearly missed.
Stabs 6-9: Missed due to stumbling (bad foot control)...
I will literally spam this on every clip from now on
tough yew
guh
fierce umbra
my character is tweaking
raw quiver
Hello i just joined the server because i wanted to ask something relating the game
Or the Demo rather...
stoic forum
Hello i just joined the server because i wanted to ask something relating the ga...
Ask away
raw quiver
I have a 4k monitor so i play all my games in 4k
By deafult the demo was set to 1080p
But changing it to 4k and pressing save dosen't seem to do anything
fierce umbra
just play with 1080p
pretty sure thats the max
or use cinematic mode graphics
idrk
fierce umbra
SHUT UP
severe seal
cooked
fierce umbra
FUCK TRANSLATOR
stoic forum
cooked
raw quiver
lol
past shadow
hahahah
past shadow
hahahah
fast bramble
Jajajaja
stoic forum
But changing it to 4k and pressing save dosen't seem to do anything
Already answered, 4K probably not even supported yet
fast bramble
This translator app is dumb af lmao
raw quiver
Understandable
raw quiver
It's a demo afterall
tough yew
translator is dead again
fierce umbra
good
fast bramble
Translates hahaha to hahaha but not jajajaja to hahahaha
stoic forum
It's a demo afterall
You can make a #1047240101152960525 about it, HSG Dudes actually read that daily
raw quiver
Already answered, 4K probably not even supported yet
Just didn't really cross my mind since switching res to 4k is an option so seeing it not work just made me think it's an issue or something
past shadow
Translates hahaha to hahaha but not jajajaja to hahahaha
ñ?
stoic forum
Just didn't really cross my mind since switching res to 4k is an option so seein...
That's why I told you about #1047240101152960525 , you are the first one that actually talked about 4K so I think the best way is to ask away the devs
raw quiver
Alright
tough yew
stoic forum
That would be the best head slice ever
fast bramble
Just didn't really cross my mind since switching res to 4k is an option so seein...
4k was a bit finicky for me, I got it to work in just fullscreen mode, all the rest would switch resolution to 2k.
raw quiver
4k was a bit finicky for me, I got it to work in just fullscreen mode, all the r...
how
raw quiver
The way i can tell it didnt work for me is because the Steam FPS counter is pixelated
loud river
But changing it to 4k and pressing save dosen't seem to do anything
gotta switch from borderless to full and back
fierce umbra
had to look cool for the ladies 🤑
tough yew
Why did I fly after I pulled out the small little stabby thing
the sword sheath got broken on this update for some reason
but it rarely happens
raw quiver
gotta switch from borderless to full and back
Wow thanks it actually worked lol
I guess it's just a wonky issue than but 4k is definetly possibile
fierce umbra
im fr a freak
next acorn
fast bramble
Wow thanks it actually worked lol
Oh lol nice
halcyon halo
me when i realize that 90% of sword fights is just tossing eachother around
fast bramble
Once it's set it should stay, the graphics options seem to be the only options that don't reset
fast bramble
can i not one-hand two handed weapons in the playtest
I mean you couldn't in the demo either unless you put them in your offhand, they updated that a little bit ago in the playtest to have them hold it with both hands still
fierce umbra
I mean you couldn't in the demo either unless you put them in your offhand, they...
i mean that
i wanted to offhand them
and use both my sword and my fists
dapper chasm
Newfound love for a two handed axe
fierce umbra
using a greatsword that is
if they just start trying to thrust u move left and hold the sword to your right
best thing to beat pikes is get close to the opponent
halcyon halo
yea but im talking getting them out of the way
stoic forum
Little swordsman met the PoleAxe Daddy photo
dapper chasm
yea but im talking getting them out of the way
Use a pike. Then beat the fuck out of them.
halcyon halo
if the controls were a tad bit bitter i'd be able to counter them like how the italians did in real life
fierce umbra
its either kill them or be wary of them
halcyon halo
Use a pike. Then beat the fuck out of them.
no. gs vs pike
dapper chasm
I hate the pikemen in Demo, Ive decided to just out range them
fierce umbra
i just close the distance with the pikemen in the demo
dapper chasm
no. gs vs pike
Ive never gotten a greatsword in Demo so i cant tell you, if youre talking about the playtest, id say swing at their tip and try to stagger them
stoic forum
Pikemen are the only NPC that I fully dismember every time I kill them
halcyon halo
playtest
stoic forum
Makes my heart warm
dapper chasm
Makes my heart warm
I just slice them and run. I waste no time on them 😠
polar quail
what graphic card you got bruh
tough yew
3060
raw quiver
Make sure it's set to this, windowed and borderless max out at 2k
They don't max out apparently i'm in 4k borderless
tough yew
got my settings on epic and paired with a reshade so that's why the game looks better
barren mantle
got my settings on epic and paired with a reshade so that's why the game looks b...
Ic
fierce umbra
is near impossible
halcyon halo
i wish the controls were slightly better so i could perform insane parries and shit
fast bramble
They don't max out apparently i'm in 4k borderless
Yeah I saw that suggestion up above, I had no idea switching it back to borderless would make it stick.
barren mantle
I'm am very surprised this game runs so well
fast bramble
Within a day
polar quail
my brother sent one
cause he wants the game
barren mantle
Oh?
fast bramble
My computer just brute forces it into somewhat functioning
barren mantle
My rig is nothing special and I run it on high to get 120 or so FPS
fierce umbra
real af
polar quail
i got 47 or 52 on medium lol
fierce umbra
im on medium graphics and it still lags a bit
barren mantle
Dude I played 800h of squad on laptop at solid 25 FPS
polar quail
imagine on team buhurt
barren mantle
I feel ur pain
idle crane
For some reason the armour looks better on medium tho its very strange
polar quail
imagine on team buhurt
it explodes
dense folio
chat
idle crane
Left is high right is medium
dense folio
what does body density do
polar quail
Left is high right is medium
the ambient on medium looks kinda bad ngl
idle crane
enviroment looks so much better on high tho
dense folio
what does body density do
polar quail
changes how easy you can slice through a limb
i hope they add dismemberment someday
barren mantle
Left is high right is medium
Look fine
idle crane
i hope they add dismemberment someday
It will be back
barren mantle
The demo is less optimized I figure
idle crane
after september
hoary axle
demo is good
barren mantle
i hope they add dismemberment someday
They will dude look at the announcements
hoary axle
playtest is better
when there no gore i don't really like i think i'm starting to turn psycho
barren mantle
Couple months is nothing
jolly gorge
Mordhau + half sword would be GOTY
devout hinge
Mordhau + half sword would be GOTY
what are you even combining
tough yew
barren mantle
Mordhau + half sword would be GOTY
Like non physics based combat with physics based gore?
devout hinge
Like non physics based combat with physics based gore?
mordhau has some pretty good gore
jolly gorge
what are you even combining
Half sword if it had multiplayer and great character customization
devout hinge
it will have character customization
tough yew
well there is no customization atm
jolly gorge
mordhau has some pretty good gore
Ya
halcyon halo
is anyone else's pike getting stuck behind their back
jolly gorge
Bro who r u
tough yew
you just pick up pieces
devout hinge
Half sword if it had multiplayer and great character customization
it will not have multiplayer because good servers that wont fuck up the physics simulations cost a lot
and even if you got server if you have a higher ping you lose
jolly gorge
it will not have multiplayer because good servers that wont fuck up the physics ...
Ahwe man😔
jolly gorge
they are experimenting with LAN and splitscreen multiplayer tho
Okay now that is great
barren mantle
mordhau has some pretty good gore
I like it
halcyon halo
yea the polearm
barren mantle
But this game's another level
tough yew
tough yew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGromVIXt9E
poor frank was sick on that video
halcyon halo
the polearms are probably the most bugged weapons right now
devout hinge
fuck this person in particular
devout hinge
the polearms are probably the most bugged weapons right now
skill issu
halcyon halo
its not a skill issue they just dont always work properly
idle crane
fuck this person in particular
Frenky, when blood?
halcyon halo
my guy randomly takes one of his hands off of it and doesnt know how to use it afterwards
fast bramble
halcyon halo
also they keep getting stuck behind my back and i have to give up to make them work again
stoic forum
my guy randomly takes one of his hands off of it and doesnt know how to use it a...
He is just little confuseeed....
@fast bramble what you use for clipping?
tough yew
fast bramble
<@560259030258417686> what you use for clipping?
I use Medal set to 720p 60 fps but prevent it from uploading
devout hinge
not halfsword get this stupid woman off my chat
fast bramble
I just grab the clips from my computer
past shadow
glossy hollow
idle crane
How game looks so good
stoic forum
I can't wait when we get Willianna
devout hinge
also they keep getting stuck behind my back and i have to give up to make them w...
what polearms are you even using
tough yew
stoic forum
Poleaxe>>
dapper chasm
POV: you get a chest plate and a T2 helmet and the pikean still manages to gently poke you in the nose and you die anyway
idle crane
what polearms are you even using
that is important to mention they vary a lot
halcyon halo
what polearms are you even using
the poleaxe whatever it is
fast bramble
halcyon halo
has a short but wide blade at the end
i think the other one doesnt work aswell
no?
dapper chasm
Demo second helmet you find idk what its called
halcyon halo
it's not even a poleaxe
stoic forum
Obsidian Armour goes hard
halcyon halo
or polearm idk
stoic forum
screenshot it
past shadow
for a moment i thought it was bonelabs lol
stuck helm
guys
halcyon halo
wtf is it then
stuck helm
steam said it was sold for 0.01 cents on the Steam market, but I don't have any items for sale??
stoic forum
Voulge..
idle crane
Spin top
halcyon halo
i literally have no idea what its called
past shadow
steam said it was sold for 0.01 cents on the Steam market, but I don't have any ...
what?
halcyon halo
i just looked up both and they look exactly the same
broken crescent
Hey guys, how long i have to wait to get accepted for the playtest? in the meanwhile the demo is the same?
fast bramble
for a moment i thought it was bonelabs lol
Lmao, first person in this game is the closest I'll get to being able to afford VR
past shadow
Lmao, first person in this game is the closest I'll get to being able to afford ...
fr hahaha
idle crane
This is bardiche
devout hinge
only pussies call it voulge
fast bramble
Hey guys, how long i have to wait to get accepted for the playtest? in the meanw...
The demo remains the same, you should be accepted for the playtest within a day, likely even quicker
broken crescent
The demo remains the same, you should be accepted for the playtest within a day,...
thank you so much
stoic forum
We have a 15th century Voulge in game, not Bardiche boys
dense folio
is it just me or the mace looks like a dildo
stoic forum
is it just me or the mace looks like a dildo
Just you mate
halcyon halo
there's also this voulge which has a spiked tip on the other side
or a bradiche whatever you call it
fast bramble
thank you so much
They'll be separate things in your Steam library btw
devout hinge
shut the fuck up NO ONE CAREEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!
idle crane
is it just me or the mace looks like a dildo
You know you could have stopped typing at any point
dense folio
i guess its just me then
idle crane
i guess its just me then
it is
stoic forum
PoleAxe>>
halcyon halo
also what's that long spiked wooden mace called aswell
burnt pilot
is it just me or the mace looks like a dildo
idle crane
Goedendag?
devout hinge
also what's that long spiked wooden mace called aswell
goedendag
dense folio
that thing is legit?
stoic forum
Goedendag is a mace?
devout hinge
that thing is legit?
fr
devout hinge
Goedendag is a mace?
no
waxen sleet
yo why is there no blood in the playtest version?
stoic forum
"Wooden mace" and yall say Goedendag
halcyon halo
spiked goedendag
fierce umbra
is mordhau multi or is there singleplayer
halcyon halo
"Wooden mace" and yall say Goedendag
because idfk what its called
devout hinge
is mordhau multi or is there singleplayer
multi
tough yew
voices inside willie
raw quiver
skill issue <@816357345273577505>
I'm new to all of this,is this the test play?
dense folio
people in the medieval ages must to extremely creative to create a wooden stick with spikes on it
halcyon halo
skill issue <@816357345273577505>
its a good weapon it just glitches out sometimes
devout hinge
I'm new to all of this,is this the test play?
yep
halcyon halo
not a skill issue
fast bramble
raw quiver
So all i gotta do for getting in it is send a request and hope i get accepted?
devout hinge
it is a skill issue because its not happening to me
devout hinge
So all i gotta do for getting in it is send a request and hope i get accepted?
you will get accepted
in maximum a day
fast bramble
So all i gotta do for getting in it is send a request and hope i get accepted?
You will be accepted, takes less than a day
raw quiver
oh waws
stoic forum
voices inside willie
193 buried.... 0.5 found...
dense folio
how do you enable first person
tough yew
fierce umbra
dense folio
ok thanks
fast bramble
loud river
skill issue <@816357345273577505>
fuckin awful clip, 10/10
dense folio
tf is this💀
halcyon halo
it is a skill issue because its not happening to me
idk how its happening to me then
fierce umbra
tf is this💀
peak music
loud river
skill issue <@816357345273577505>
Stabs 1-5: Clearly missed.
Stabs 6-9: Missed due to stumbling (bad foot control).
Stabs 10-11: Very close, but stumbling and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Stab 12: Likely didn't actually land because Willie was already dead.
tough yew
classicc
dense folio
chat hear me out one time a accidentally gave head to a npc
devout hinge
Stabs 1-5: Clearly missed.
Stabs 6-9: Missed due to stumbling (bad foot control)...
krill yourself
dawn sparrow
devout hinge
stoic forum
kryk yourself
dawn sparrow
kryk yourself
execuse me?
fast bramble
What graphics settings are you at? Your photos always seem like they're sharper and have more contrast. Or is that the photo mode?
stoic forum
execuse me?
execute me?
dense folio
any HEMA bros here
tough yew
loud river
krill yourself
devout hinge
dawn sparrow
What graphics settings are you at? Your photos always seem like they're sharper ...
I have photographic skills 
photo mode gives you a lot of possibilities
tough yew
forgot to remove the mouse
devout hinge
stoic forum
GRIFFITTHHH???!??
devout hinge
i will fucking strangle them and blow their brains out
tough yew
this looks so fucking ass
vocal osprey
cringe
dense folio
any one knows HEMA shit here
fast bramble
I have photographic skills <:willipy:1202515559317504030> photo mode gives you ...
Sounds good lol, I wasn't sure if you were somehow running it on Cinematic mode and DX12 (since my rig can't even handle that) or if it was just some good photo mode tweaking
tough yew
devout hinge
Sounds good lol, I wasn't sure if you were somehow running it on Cinematic mode ...
What does dx12 even add
halcyon halo
makes it more unstable
stuck helm
guys
wraith notch
once you get used to the mechanics then you realize how realistic this game actual is
odd meadow
God I hate simps it's so embarrassing
stuck helm
sorry for asking again
stuck helm
its been like 2 hours
dense folio
how
tough yew
wraith notch
bro the game is crazy realistic
unique socket
how do i play the new update
dense folio
how do i play the new update
submit the thing and wait
tough yew
really clueless
fast bramble
What does dx12 even add
I'm honestly not even sure, it runs really poorly even on my RTX 4080 Super, i9-14900kf, and 64GB of RAM so I haven't really tried it out. Similar for Cinematic mode, both only run around 60 fps with stuttering (if it was just 60 fps it'd be fine)
unique socket
submit the thing and wait
i have, does it take a while?
dense folio
kinda
dawn sparrow
how
#1233219154413359134
press Q or E to grab. or both
stoic forum
can we add a custom command that explains how to download the playtest to new people?
dense folio
<#1233219154413359134>
press Q or E to grab. or both
yes but my character isnt strong enough
tough yew
halcyon halo
my godd the hoe is such a good weapon
fast bramble
?
stoic forum
my godd the hoe is such a good weapon
dense folio
true
stoic forum
rate my new wallpaper 1/1
tough yew
I'm gonna melt my computer a bit and run it at 4k cinematic DX12
melted mine with a reshade on top
fast bramble
Why the puke face? @sharp ridge
halcyon halo
https://tenor.com/view/thats-what-she-said-what-she-said-dirty-joke-joke-laugh-g...
mb. hoe
loud river
melted mine with a reshade on top
being Elon Musk's long lost child for the nasa PC doesn't count
tough yew
Why the puke face? <@1202589333618565220>
i will admit this guy is really fucking odd
dense folio
wait femlae characters kinda works
dense folio
multiple days
nah
stoic forum
mystic crystal
Boys will there be more added to the play test or demo?
dense folio
just like an hour
tough yew
Boys will there be more added to the play test or demo?
both
loud river
Boys will there be more added to the play test or demo?
yes in 3 hours time
come back then
mystic crystal
Wait fr?
stoic forum
Best filter
dense folio
do you guys kill the npc when is surrenders
mystic crystal
What’s gonna be added tho?
fast bramble
Nice avoiding the question @sharp ridge
loud river
What’s gonna be added tho?
stuff
tough yew
being Elon Musk's long lost child for the nasa PC doesn't count
dude I think this game is like 5 fps atm
odd meadow
Perhaps you could explain
🤮
dense folio
wdym depends
soft osprey
Fight each other
dense folio
i once accidentally made a npc give me head because i tried to smash his head on a wooden fence
soft osprey
i once accidentally made a npc give me head because i tried to smash his head o...
“Accidentally”
dense folio
i swear im not gay
odd meadow
I am
dense folio
no offense to gay people
odd meadow
I'm offended
halcyon halo
this keeps happening to my fucking arms whenever i try and use polearms
soft osprey
I was cooking naked and dropped a piece of chicken on my dick and now I have salmonella. I definitely didn’t fuck the chicken
dense folio
I'm offended
dude💀
halcyon halo
"you're TOＯ ｇｏｏｄ
odd meadow
I was cooking naked and dropped a piece of chicken on my dick and now I have sal...
Damn happens to the best of us once and awhile
dense folio
my elbows cease to exist because i swing too fast
soft osprey
Damn happens to the best of us once and awhile
I’m glad I’m not alone Ty 
devout hinge
I'm honestly not even sure, it runs really poorly even on my RTX 4080 Super, i9-...
skill issue
halcyon halo
"sir.. we're sorry to inform you but.. your swings.. are too good.. for this the game will have to punish you"
tough yew
dude I think this game is like 5 fps atm
i just touched my computer and it's heatin up lmao
stoic forum
me
dense folio
i got hard from stabbing a npc in the groin
soft osprey
stoic forum
literally
soft osprey
i got hard from stabbing a npc in the groin
Most normal half sword player
devout hinge
this keeps happening to my fucking arms whenever i try and use polearms
skill issue
stoic forum
What gain is there in bloodshed?
soft osprey
What gain is there in bloodshed?
A nice bath
dawn sparrow
I don't understand
odd meadow
A dev on a game hasn't updated or said anything for over a year and a half lol and some fan boys are coping saying "THE GAMES NOT DEAD!!!"
devout hinge
A dev on a game hasn't updated or said anything for over a year and a half lol a...
what game
stoic forum
A dev on a game hasn't updated or said anything for over a year and a half lol a...
I mean if it's still being played...
No I won't defend that, the game is dead
devout hinge
skibidi toilet game
loud river
i know the problem
loud river
no one has heard of the game
odd meadow
Took almost 2 years for fucking fishing update who gives a fuck?!
odd meadow
I mean since a actual update not a hot fix
tough yew
halcyon halo
tired of this shit
devout hinge
blue armet guy at the best settings possible [and reshade]
dx12 too?
tough yew
yea
tough yew
its going hard
tropic inlet
I've been waiting for 2 and a half hours but he didn't come. I wrote that there are people coming in 30 minutes and 1 hour, when will they arrive?
tough yew
devout hinge
i fuck with this sword heavily
stuck helm
ye
tough yew
I've been waiting for 2 and a half hours but he didn't come. I wrote that there ...
soon
odd meadow
We need a berserk sword
stoic forum
fast bramble
devout hinge
epic
odd meadow
How dare you!!!! 😡
devout hinge
ys
soft osprey
I got a skill issue. I cannot properly hit people with polearm hammer thing in the 6th tier. I gotta align my camera to the right of the target to get a good hit in. I’m playing on my Roku tv so idk why i suck so much I should be doing amazing since it’s on Roku
tough yew
why im not in updates?
you mean the role?
stuck helm
you mean the role?
ye
devout hinge
I got a skill issue. I cannot properly hit people with polearm hammer thing in t...
use another tv
odd meadow
Fun is better than reality
soft osprey
use another tv
No. Never an option
devout hinge
stuck helm
waiting like 2 hours
tough yew
soon
soft osprey
Lame
devout hinge
weak fractal
how long after requesting playtest to actually be able t o play it?
devout hinge
how long after requesting playtest to actually be able t o play it?
maximum a day
weak fractal
ty
soft osprey
A minute or an hour or a few hours or a day
devout hinge
im going to fucking kill willie the moment i start recording i fucking die
thick robin
im going to fucking kill willie the moment i start recording i fucking die
top ten skill issues
soft osprey
Willie is unstoppable
devout hinge
Willie is unstoppable
nevermind im better
soft osprey
I stole Willie’s tactic. I now run straight ahead until I run them over like a freight train
stoic forum
ninja willie
thick robin
agreed no point of rushing something u get no gain from
unfortunately this means youre bad at the game
soft osprey
agreed no point of rushing something u get no gain from
No gain? He’s on the ground and I’m not
devout hinge
yeah hes not a pussy
thick robin
No gain? He’s on the ground and I’m not
hey best of both worlds
soft osprey
Willie runs into the fire
devout hinge
did a cool thing at the end
soft osprey
Straight at his problems
devout hinge
mfw activate windows appeared
soft osprey
did a cool thing at the end
Ha yeah that was pretty slick
devout hinge
absolute skill issue
thick robin
if there is ever multiplayer i wil be versing you
devout hinge
try it AGAIN
soft osprey
if there is ever multiplayer i wil be versing you
I advise you run straight at him
dapper chasm
I struck him so hard the game could not handle it
thick robin
I advise you run straight at him
i will make it long and aesthetic just for him and still win
soft osprey
i will make it long and aesthetic just for him and still win
I’ll show you long and aesthetic
thick robin
😲
dense folio
can you survive a decapitation
thick robin
id assume not
devout hinge
can you survive a decapitation
only for a bit
idle crane
maybe dont do that
devout hinge
i fucking LOVE FIGHTING AGAINST POLEMEN I WANT MORE
dense folio
if you have to cut on limb off your body what would it be (ou can cut of your dick too)
idle crane
barren mantle
if you have to cut on limb off your body what would it be (ou can cut of your di...
We're all gamers here no on's gonna choose the arms
soft osprey
Is that a threat
devout hinge
yes
soft osprey
Nice
dense folio
is it a thing because i got flicked by a poleman a got knocked out
soft osprey
karmic pewter
Can we get random class and weapons again?
devout hinge
Can we get random class and weapons again?
you got random weapons
dense folio
i got hard from that
devout hinge
willie has a big willy
tough yew
devout hinge
this mace fucking sucks
dawn sparrow
@livid monolith pics in #photography📷 needs to be taken using photo mode only. Any other will be deleted, you have other channels for those
karmic pewter
you got random weapons
how?
livid monolith
<@536426209454587907> pics in <#1172431577184206899> needs to be taken using pho...
cool
karmic pewter
how do i play whit a diffrent weapon whitought leaving to the main menue
like in the itch.io version
tough yew
not a thing atm
karmic pewter
yeah
tough yew
kind root
does the playtest get harder and harder if you win?
tough yew
na
kind root
damn
stoic forum
does the playtest get harder and harder if you win?
Only you get h... I won't
I will be a good Half Sword Citizen
devout hinge
does the playtest get harder and harder if you win?
no
idle crane
tender quest
does the playtest get harder and harder if you win?
Bruh imagine
stoic forum
Stabs 1-5: Clearly missed.
Stabs 6-9: Missed due to stumbling (bad foot control).
Stabs 10-11: Very close, but stumbling and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Stab 12: Likely didn't actually land because Willie was already dead.
idle crane
aesthetic as hell he got the lego hat on
tender quest
Goooooood goooood
tough yew
idle crane
i love it when stuff doesnt clip
devout hinge
this man knows how to STABa
idle crane
i love it when stuff doesnt clip <:willipy:1202515559317504030>
makes for very cool moments
stoic forum
Stab 1: Clearly missed, too far away from the target.
Stab 2: Great parry, nice full power and speed slice.
Stab 3: Perfect head hit.
Stab 4-5: Bad foot position, too far away but still managed to hit once.
devout hinge
you SUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
tough yew
idle crane
Epic that may have been me who asked 🍻
fast bramble
idle crane
devout hinge
dont lecture me with your dollar store aluminium sword
polar quail
istg if they add nose bleeding when punched on face it would be the best game
stoic forum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1043854764095582260/1270523847212404817/t...
I am getting..... FREAKY
devout hinge
i got tha fucking copper mace
stoic forum
istg if they add nose bleeding when punched on face it would be the best game
Death due to nose bleed.
idle crane
take your freak sword else where twerking willie is a highly serious subject
polar quail
i got tha fucking copper mace
bro yall got NASA pc or what
idle crane
it was pretty based
devout hinge
bro yall got NASA pc or what
nay
why the fuck cant it load for you bastard
get some better internet or something
idle crane
i got tha fucking copper mace
Activate windows
polar quail
i got tha fucking copper mace
look at my graphics bruh
tough yew
devout hinge
turkish firewall protecting innocent turkish citizens from bad romanian propaganda (halfsword gameplay)
devout hinge
look at my graphics bruh
skill issue
polar quail
skill issue
pc issue
devout hinge
i got tha fucking copper mace
check it again you bastard @sharp ridge
polar quail
for job you need skill
and if i work as a prostitute
stoic forum
Third world countries trying to play Halfsword on their $4k computers. (I3 9gen and Radeon R9 390X)
devout hinge
and if i work as a prostitute
you still need skill otherwise you'd be a dead prostitute
mystic crystal
Does anyone know what the new update thing gonna add?
devout hinge
1v1 anytime
devout hinge
Does anyone know what the new update thing gonna add?
kicking and gore
past shadow
my blade is stuck there and i cant unstuck it from there
stoic forum
Stop teasing Demi he will steal your PC
mystic crystal
They adding blood?
devout hinge
duh
tough yew
kicking and gore
dont spread false information dawg
devout hinge
my blade is stuck there and i cant unstuck it from there
well ungrab your blade
idle crane
Do i understand?
devout hinge
dont spread false information dawg
then what will the next update add
mystic crystal
And that’s in a couple hours?
stoic forum
then what will the next update add
s.e.x. update
devout hinge
theres nothing that needs fixing right now
tough yew
theres nothing that needs fixing right now
there is
stoic forum
mr cleal
polar quail
s.e.x. update
why everyserver i join someone says sex update
idle crane
theres nothing that needs fixing right now
Flying and willie tornadoes
tough yew
And that’s in a couple hours?
no, probably later
idle crane
why everyserver i join someone says sex update
you on the internet
devout hinge
well beside clipping, losing your weapon and instant game overs it aint that bad
stoic forum
U.A.V. Update
devout hinge
Flying and willie tornadoes
only once happened to me
polar quail
you on the internet
like bruh
mystic crystal
Also what is the grey class thing in the menu
stoic forum
AC-130 update
tough yew
idle crane
well beside clipping, losing your weapon and instant game overs it aint that bad
they still need to fix DX12 aswell it still got the memory leak
devout hinge
fair enough but i doubt dx12 will be fixed before the tokyo gameshow
mystic crystal
Fencer a demon
grim vessel
when the game comes out are they gonna add multiplayer?
polar quail
fencer what will this be?
mystic crystal
Yes what is that gonna be
tough yew
when the game comes out are they gonna add multiplayer?
no
idle crane
fair enough but i doubt dx12 will be fixed before the tokyo gameshow
who knows?
tough yew
local multiplayer is gonna be a thing tho
devout hinge
who knows?
seems like a big thing
tough yew
i dont care
grim vessel
local multiplayer is gonna be a thing tho
how will that work
stoic forum
how will that work
hamachi
tough yew
how will that work
splitscreen
stoic forum
oh splitscreen?
tough yew
i dont care