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#Wheatley Gaming: Unstable Multiplayer Testing
sour flax
grave void
mmmmmmm my dog ate my computer so i cant
sour flax
I'll eat you if you don't.
stiff rock
wheatley why are you a suit
grave void
god damn it you saw that didnt you
stiff rock
can i wear your skin?
jolly matrix
Downloading baro, it's taking 6 minutes because my download speed is 20Mbps 
jolly matrix
Depends on where you live
But yeah it's pretty bad if you're downloading games
ah fuck me the unstable patch is 1.2GB
See you guys in a other 5 minutes
stiff rock
@sour flax sorry to ruin rp but i have juice in my pockets
meager star
jumpscare
twilit thicket
confirming the weird persistence thing where bots stay dead and missions are marked completed also occurs if you end the round instead of letting everyone die
hardy radish
hopping on
oh hey sootman is back
im hearing people screaming before i even load in 
white hamlet
Start of round
hardy radish
start of round and i hecking drowned
alright this was the worst one
sub fell into crush depth before we loaded in
white hamlet
Start of round moment
lyric lark
white hamlet
Start of round moment
20 seconds for epic backflip
stiff rock
idk what this is
lyric lark
hardy radish
i may or may not have done it
elfin flicker
corpse grabber moment
hardy radish
meager star
whi fucked up
hardy radish
no no i did it
white hamlet
I was going to leave by the end of this mission but this works fine
sour flax
thin storm
seems worth it
white hamlet
stiff rock
ill grab something to drink u can start without me
hardy radish
it was wheatley according to my id
twilit thicket
unsurprisingly this had no teeth
meager star
whos getting banned @sour flax
lyric lark
twilit thicket
your honor, *grabs corpse*
trial ended
hardy radish
sour flax
that is a frog.
hardy radish
:) frog
sour flax
(it's a toad)
twilit thicket
an expensive one
stiff rock
friend!
hardy radish
dog
stiff rock
the most expensive material!
twilit thicket
the most expensive material is friendship,.,,,,,,...
so expensive u cant buy it,.,,,
grizzled snow
https://tenor.com/q0ECE7urdxS.gif
physicorium
grizzled snow
the most expensive material is friendship,.,,,,,,...
so expensive u cant buy it,...
it's literally free
twilit thicket
whoah..
grizzled snow
and you can buy it
hardy radish
meager star
(it's a toad)
holy hell blubbering toad reference
grizzled snow
it's like a battlepass
hardy radish
flabbergasted cat
thin storm
grizzled snow
you can play the game to unlock friendship or just fucking buy it and forget about the trouble
twilit thicket
whats at the end of the battlepass
hardy radish
twilit thicket
eel pizza my beloved
grizzled snow
whats at the end of the battlepass
hoes
meager star
grizzled snow
https://tenor.com/view/eel-gif-19235352
they look like the tentacles on a charybdis
what if every charybdis tentacle is an eel
hardy radish
eel pit
twilit thicket
does charybdis like pizza
meager star
yeah
twilit thicket
how long until you spawn in being mauled by a latcher
hardy radish
also this load is tkaing a while
twilit thicket
you spawn in mid-tongue drag
twilit thicket
also it's a shame latcher's aim is so shit if it actually got players with any reliability itd be so cool
hardy radish
i'd be happy alrready if i didnt die instantly
twilit thicket
homie gets dragged into the dark on a mining mission
hardy radish
i wanna go shank jove
twilit thicket
we need to kill the president
lyric lark
hardy radish
what the hell
thin storm
oh boy
hardy radish
NOOO I DIDNT GET TO THE MOLOHC IN TIME
sour flax
when you are vomiting, if you try to leave the navigation terminal before the animation triggers you end up in a rubberband loop until you vomit
elfin flicker
another video caught of pirates being a fucking joke
twilit thicket
what clobbered them
hardy radish
probably like 1 crawler
elfin flicker
spinelings then mudraptors then molochs
twilit thicket
killed by a mantis energy drink
thin storm
i cant reconnect
stiff rock
yea
hardy radish
thin storm
nvm there we go
hardy radish
like half the server
sour flax
what do you wish to show
stiff rock
theres like
the whole page that goes down here
is filled
with warnings
all of it
ALL
sour flax
thin storm
i hate this text so much can it stop spamming and scrolling the console down
sour flax
twilit thicket
kicked for sending too much data, received the final error when returning to main menu
first two errors (achievement and no hulls) were received right after the kick
sour flax
what error are you getting
sour flax
twilit thicket
yeah that's not the kind of error that goes away until round end
dunno what'd be causing it
twilit thicket
we're almost at the end
3 more rounds i think, and only one of those is gonna be normal
grizzled snow
the game tanking 20 red texts per second so wheatley can finish the campaign
sour flax
round ended
twilit thicket
now
hardy radish
i had a nice swim
thin storm
here we bloody go
twilit thicket
time for things to get sillyzany
expecting errors
lyric lark
this is where we find out the end doesnt work again
hardy radish
wym again
stiff rock
twilit thicket
try one more time, will get wheatley to go to lobby if that doesnt work
thin storm
have you tried restarting baro
twilit thicket
going to lobby
elfin flicker
the puke artifact
nice ceiling beacon btw
is that a berilia moment
so large beacon doesnt spawn on ceiling
wait wtf
sub teleported
jolly matrix
somehow, I do not believe this
sour flax
screenshots?
elfin flicker
guardian repair bots spawn 33 projectiles per second each
if you're asking why performance goes down the shitter
elfin flicker
I mean it doesnt help
meager star
yeah go for it
lyric lark
guardian repair bots spawn 33 projectiles per second each
trying to hit three of those while the game is running at 10 fps and massively rubberbanding is nigh impossible
im not against the idea of "shoot this orb that is healing the guardian" but with those conditions its just terrible
lyric lark
barotrauma
hardy radish
just got to it
meager star
I AM HERE
hardy radish
erm
hardy radish
meager star
meager star
barotrauma
elfin flicker
jolly matrix
whoops
topaz locust
"later losers" dies
meager star
later losers
twilit thicket
would've shot straight down that hallway with the laser
stiff rock
im stuck hearing shit
but
not loading in
:l
help
im not spectating
i can just fucking hear
thats it
sour flax
are you still in a loading menu?
twilit thicket
do you hear us talking
sour flax
cuz if yes then you're just loading still
sour flax
what
stiff rock
i didnt load in
twilit thicket
kicked because missing item battery cell
elfin flicker
it's sad that jove fight is just getting pelted at the bottom of the level
topaz locust
me and vyk saying hi
Nipple eyes
thin storm
hardy radish
lenny ur here?
lyric lark
this is where we find out the end doesnt work again
CALLED IT
thin storm
YEP
elfin flicker
so what's up with doomofjove
twilit thicket
it's vitality scaling we think
thin storm
so much for the ending on abyssal
hardy radish
peak
twilit thicket
he doesnt get enough from the pylons because of abyssal scaling
twilit thicket
so shield never goes down
lyric lark
vitality scaling not dropping the health low enough for the shield to drop
jolly matrix
ballad for whales my beloved
elfin flicker
enemy vitality scaling?
sour flax
oui
twilit thicket
yeah
jolly matrix
enemies have more health
vagrant raven
twilit thicket
yeah abyssal shouldnt have that
sour flax
the thing happened
thin storm
twilit thicket
there are probably more issues with vit scaling than the ones we've found
elfin flicker
aye
stiff rock
this was all happening while i was trying to not die like a dumbass on the sub
no way
jolly matrix
the only explicit problem is the jove fight
stiff rock
I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS HAPPENING HALF OF THE TIME @meager star
I CANT KNOW
i cant form an opinion
thin storm
the bodies....
hardy radish
bodies
twilit thicket
fires destroyed our tanks
stiff rock
yes
hardy radish
huh
hardy radish
didnt he only have 1% doom of jove anyways
stiff rock
thats what banana man said
i literally said that its the sorta shit id see in my dreams
T_T
thin storm
you cant ride jove with a harpoon
stiff rock
based
lyric lark
thin storm
it is pointless
twilit thicket
bro took the armory
thin storm
uh nuh uh
i only lost the riot shotgun when i died
i only took one of the three good quality nade launchers and the nades for it
twilit thicket
remembers bloons dailies
thin storm
ah! so jovvy
stiff rock
// gg everyone
// remembers about limbus dailies
//
do it in bed
meager star
i play limbus on pc
twilit thicket
hardy radish
twilit thicket
enemy vit mult is still 1 on easy
jolly matrix
it is pointless
lmaoo
jolly matrix
enemy vit mult is still 1 on easy
yeah. would've be funny though
twilit thicket
still manually setting it to 0.5 and testing
jolly matrix
I'd predict it will go down in 2 pylons
thin storm
lmao
jolly matrix
Yeah the visual effects stack and get real funny
without cheating, hallucinating + oxygenlow is a very easy and very trippy one
Opiate overdose also gets super funky
twilit thicket
yeah hallucination plus o2 low is something i've seen a lot but it doesnt have this kind of wobble
this ones new to me
thin storm
sort of
tawdry vault
That sounds about right
thin storm
|| we had to euthanize jove instead of killing him normally ||
tawdry vault
The what?
thin storm
chicken butt
tawdry vault
What failed to work?
thin storm
the vitality scaling messed up the ending
tawdry vault
Oh lol
twilit thicket
shield down at 2 pylons at .5 vit mult
tawdry vault
Good that end game has been tested again then :))
twilit thicket
that confirms it
thin storm
yeah
twilit thicket
i blew him up with commands and he's dead now but the ending didnt trigger, probably because third pylon's up
twilit thicket
(this is me independently testing joe this isnt what happened in wheatley gaming)
tawdry vault
I don't think we've had a proper ending ever
twilit thicket
for wheatley gaming abyssal made him have more health so the shield never went down since doomofjove is vit scaled
so wheatley gave him like 100 doomofjove and instakilled him
twilit thicket
it's the affliction he gets when you blow up pylons
meager star
ah shite forgor to post screenshots
twilit thicket
supposed to destroy his shield in a kinda roundabout way
meager star
its joever barobros
tawdry vault
Who is
twilit thicket
i blew him up with commands and he's dead now but the ending didnt trigger, prob...
yeah broke third and it ended immediately
gg
tawdry vault
cool cool, it has been a season for sure
twilit thicket
oh i think i'm stuck in the ending sequence lol
cant advance text
not worth a bug report though since i'm doing hella command fuckery
twilit thicket
wish it werent so prone to getting stuck inside
head shouldn’t be the main limb
that way at least you’d be able to weld it outside once it dies
jolly matrix
Everyone: just give a little doom of jove to lower his shield
Wheatley: 2 million damage
jolly matrix
We all got insta fucked by the guardians
hardy radish
true true those are fricked up
thin storm
the guardians are more deadly than jove
jolly matrix
Jove is chill. We were just hanging out before Wheatley obliterated him
lyric lark
sour flax
1
5
50
70
100
226 doom of Jove
So 226 x 10,000
2,260,000 vitality
The 2 million was accurate…
Dude I can’t get over his stupid face I’m losing it
vocal leaf
I don't think we've had a proper ending ever
I still laugh about the stab him to death ending, that ended up pushing the sub out of the area, then the left over crew repairing a wreck to survive the sub looping back around
sour flax
Sir we’ve pushed Jove out the map
tawdry vault
Simply the best
hardy radish
barotrauma
grizzled snow
2,260,000 vitality
Nah... I'd win.
twilit thicket
Jeez how are you able to play the game with this effect?
i’ve played a lot of dugong
should’ve added tunnel vision genes while i was at it
the clip doesnt show but i drank 2 ethanol and it didn’t affect anything, probably because that character had godmode on
wait no i was applying it through the health menu
that doesnt work anymore for drunkness does it
twilit thicket
tragic
so that visual effect is just hallucination + bloodloss right
oh i’m concussed too alright
gonna brew up a cocktail
twilit thicket
Jeez how are you able to play the game with this effect?
also on a side note visual effects like this don’t change item hitboxes
if you try to aim for where a door or cabinet appears to be you won’t get it most of the time
you just have to know where you are in the room and figure out where things actually are relative to your position
still, doing that on the fly is a challenge
it’s why tunnel vision is such a bad taint to get on genes, because you’re signing yourself up for doing that 24/7
jolly matrix
also on a side note visual effects like this don’t change item hitboxes
if you t...
Does the new Alt feature work normally with the visual effects?
Might make things possible to navigate
twilit thicket
Does the new Alt feature work normally with the visual effects?
oh it totally would
going back to the ending rn though because i couldnt replicate the visual
jolly matrix
Looks like hallucinatingshortduration + bloodloss + concussion
jolly matrix
Bloodloss needs to be at 75+ to do visual effects
twilit thicket
yeah i’ve got the effect back
time to drinky
jolly matrix
Wonder what the limit is for visual effects, like if you got every single affliction
twilit thicket
neat, i can only keep the effect going with godmode on the character
i dont think short hallucination decreases with godmode on
twilit thicket
ah nice
yeah not gonna bother recording the results because i can’t actually get anything significantly worse than i already have
maybe the wobble’s a tad worse but thats it
only have so much health for the bloodloss and drunkenness to eat, so i can’t just max out both of those
although… what if i fuck with Implacable
jolly matrix
Implacable or adrenaline rush would work
twilit thicket
best i can do
concussion, bloodloss, o2low, drunk, hallucination short and long, tunnel vision
at like -95 health
still playable
jolly matrix
Miracle in progress
jolly matrix
Another time then, the possibilities will be endless
jolly matrix
somehow, I do not believe this
Ah yes, ping
stiff rock
also forgot to post this
Holy hell this was a nightmare
I was fixing a big cargo leak and i was panicking
I rubber banded out of the sub approximately 4 times
I've seen god and returned apparently
hazy acorn
Lobotomy gaming.
lyric lark
still dont know if wheatleys internet had a moment right then or if those guardians caused that
jolly matrix
Does everyone get latency if the host server is struggling?
Otherwise it must've been an internet issue
thin storm
i think the entire server just slowed down because wheatley's frames dropped to hell
even voice chat didn't work
jolly matrix
I am quite sure everyone else was not fine
A few people kept good frames (like me ), but most people were talking about very bad framerate
lyric lark
why is your pc perfectly tuned to run baro flawlessly
jolly matrix
It's not even my pc
I'm visiting my parents and I was using my mother's computer
For some reason the computer she uses to write spreadsheets and read baking recipes has an extremely beefy cpu
foggy wadi
wheatley BLAST
lyric lark
the best part was him learning what kill does
jolly matrix
I had 60 fps the entire time. Wanted to see how high it would get so I disabled vsync, but then the computer immediately bluescreened
I like to think that the fps just got too high and it killed the computer
jolly matrix
the best part was him learning what `kill` does
ok yeah I'll just use commands
5 seconds of silence
ok so I just discovered that the kill command kills you
thin storm
that bandit stood no chance
i think i was laughing like a maniac throughout most of that outpost rescue
everything that i killed exploded into gibs
worthy goblet
Ah, so that's how i lost half my health in a second 💀
I thought i got shot by an invisible (psychosis moment) pirate
foggy wadi
It seems so much stronger in this version
it is
jolly matrix
-_-
who asked for this?
Shrapnel sucks, now it's actually dangerous to swing a melee weapon inside because you kill yourself with shrapnel
vagrant raven
Still not calling it spalling, this will have drastic consequences for the economy
jolly matrix
true
hazy acorn
New mechanic talent which makes walls produce less spalling when damaged.
stiff rock
A few people kept good frames (like me <:BaroDev:882680558960906370>), but most ...
Idk again i really had no issues that session
Which is strange
I was running at 144 fps almost consistently other than when we got to jove and everything started exploding
That made it go to like 75
peak fps was 300 something lowest was 40
A big spike in frames happened when i got headshot by a spineling and apparently won a 5050 according to Wheatley
Twas but a scratch
I shouldn't have made that i deserved death for refusing to wear a helmet but it's ok
hardy radish
i didnt have fps issues either
stiff rock
Warudo I'll never forget all the times you've fooled me into thinking you're the real Wheatley idling in command room
Making you that exosuit was my best decisions ever because i was the least confused I've ever been
thin storm
abduction
hardy radish
bring that into the sub to instantly crash the server
thin storm
vyk got zapped
hardy radish
vyk and me shenanigans around jove
i actually found out the anomalies jove shoots out do hit players for like a little burn damage
foggy wadi
i actually found out the anomalies jove shoots out do hit players for like a lit...
isnt that just the radiation
that you got from firing an RFA point-blank
hardy radish
nah
i say a little but it was like an instant 20% of my hp ish (i also didnt have radiation anymore by then it'd been like a good 15 minutes)
lyric lark
<!-- explosions every 10 seconds -->
<StatusEffect target="This" type="Always" delay="6" stackable="false">
<Explosion range="500.0" ballastfloradamage="100" structuredamage="150" itemdamage="500" force="15" severlimbsprobability="0.5" decal="explosion" decalsize="0.5" penetration="0.5">
<Affliction identifier="explosiondamage" strength="50" dividebylimbcount="true" />
<Affliction identifier="burn" strength="15" probability="0.2" dividebylimbcount="false" />
<Affliction identifier="bleeding" strength="40" probability="0.05" dividebylimbcount="false" />
<Affliction identifier="stun" strength="7" />
</Explosion>
</StatusEffect>
was the explosion just timed to happen while i was near or smth then?
hardy radish
look guys im clown barotrauma
dire swift
granite widget
look guys im clown barotrauma
Same
twilit thicket
was getting clowned intentional or are you just playing it off as so
jolly matrix
where do you get it
sour flax
Lootbox gambling
It might’ve been a yesterday only event
but try ctrl + r to refresh the client
Check user settings
There should be a lootbox tab
hardy radish
clowning around
foggy wadi
clowns
tawdry vault
Die Honkelmütter
untold grotto
clown activities
twilit thicket
i'm still a slug in a rave
hardy radish
glubby
bold shadow
Take a pill
hardy radish
the baro pill
meager star
lyric lark
hardy radish
elfin flicker
Host dynamic europa or no balls
sour flax
where did my balls go...
topaz locust
i ate them
grave void
topaz locust
😋
thin storm
where did my balls go...
Wheatley in the flesh.. Or rather, in the exosuit. I took the liberty of relieving you of your balls.. they were Jove's property.
hardy radish
is that real
sour flax
Wheatley in the flesh.. Or rather, in the exosuit. I took the liberty of relievi...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO give theM BACK
rugged swanBOT
!c 10feed1
10feed1ca4: balls
vocal leaf
https://tenor.com/view/is-that-all-get-real-drive-car-glass-gif-19580795
the crawlers outside the window
dense moth
🫡 reporting for booty
hardy radish
white hamlet
Had a dream about Wheatley Gaming,
I went with Frogman tree Security Officer (though there were 5 security) and the game was in first person
sour flax
5 security is a slaughter fest
dense moth
I'd feel so goddamn safe
hardy radish
i'd feel so unsafe
bold shadow
Yeah, even one sec officer can't be trusted. Five of them? Huh
lunar moss
If I become captain I can make it a rule that ascended beings or husked ones are superior right
topaz locust
dire swift
If I become captain I can make it a rule that ascended beings or husked ones are...
that's just Nazism or something
sour flax
If I become captain I can make it a rule that ascended beings or husked ones are...
What, like a husk focused campaign?
lunar moss
What, like a husk focused campaign?
More like a husk forced campaign
Everyone is gonna be an acolyte
Sentience not guaranteed
sour flax
Everyone is gonna be an acolyte
mods are stinky
lime bone
unbelievable hypocrisy
hardy radish
lunar moss
What is even that
sinful sapphire
hardy radish
sour flax
Additionally I never said anything about mods
I assumed you were referring to whatever mod adds the acolyte role
dire swift
the mod is called; you guessed it; acolyte
lunar moss
A fav
I have it on my revenant campaign
It's honestly pretty interesting because it's actually helpful to the crew
So much so that I have to be careful in pvp
Because I'll literally just save people and give them husk resistance on steroids by injecting them
thin storm
hardy radish
sinful sapphire
bold shadow
Green one ll murder them all
lyric lark
Guys which one is your favorite
hardy radish
artificer funny pipe bobm
white hamlet
the non-exploding red one (hunter)
dense moth
every ironman mp campaign i saw on pub servers ran husks because of how safe you get
bold shadow
becoming a husk makes your p#nis withet and fall off
topaz locust
You must be looking at the plank of wood I nailed to my hips because I do not have it just waving around
dire swift
it fell off, poor guy is delusional
topaz locust
Nop
topaz locust
hardy radish
thorny ravine
:3
topaz locust
𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓷 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮
hardy radish
sour flax
This might not be the best idea
sour flax
Speaking of 'season 6'
this, however, could be organised
hardy radish
16 captains
twilit thicket
all one role is an idea that gets halfheartedly tossed around every season but never actually used
i think itd be silly, especially if we use something like sec
whole crew armed to the gills 24/7
hardy radish
full sec server but max mob hp lowest crew hp
topaz locust
twilit thicket
honestly assistant would be really fun too
everyone rolling the dice on graduation
no take-backs
topaz locust
horrific
dire swift
no take-backs
kill
sour flax
all one role is an idea that gets halfheartedly tossed around every season but n...
Because it wasn’t legally possible
Until now…
dense moth
captain only
the power of management
lyric lark
Lone wolves
tawdry vault
Throw me to the wolves
twilit thicket
captain only
the power of management
cap's still limited sadly
dire swift
that one mod that removes caps for the caps
meager star
captain cant lie no more
dense moth
captain
captain
captain
captain
catpain
captain
captain
somebody here is mighty sus
white hamlet
It’s been a while since I’ve ragdoll slung a crewmate/creature across the room and into a ballast
hardy radish
lunar moss
It’s been a while since I’ve ragdoll slung a crewmate/creature across the room a...
I have killed a man by tossing him aroung like that
thorny ravine
miamiaomaio
meager star
sour flax
are we still on the PvP unstable
jolly matrix
are we still on the PvP unstable
yes
sour flax
oh my god
sour flax
whos the twink in your pfp
me
foggy wadi
yup
sour flax
wdym yup!!!
foggy wadi
figures
sour flax
:C
foggy wadi
twinkley
meager star
