#Wheatley Gaming: Unstable Multiplayer Testing
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Come hang out
the punishment for thy crime is mandatory wheatley gaming
w-weally???
Yes
it's a punishment you cant be happy about it
if you do hop on though remember it's on unstable
You’re my favourite Turk in the server
lock him in a crewquarters and set it alight
(I left my car keys in my fucking pockets I’m so disjointed)
typhon crew quarters have seen some shit
Call me France 1936 start with how disjointed I am
Unfortunately I can't join
Real
Lame
(im not joining)
(i wasnt to begin with)
Tbh I was only here because of this
death
I'm gonna get this picture framed this made me so happy
Send in chat when server is up
Server is up
<@&1071111625672769566> the session has started! Join to secure you spot, or if it's full feel free to join at any time :D
lmao
mild inconvenience
dead as fuck btw, -95 hp
hopefully you spawn in close enough to medbay that the miracle in progress can save you
oh
there's a chance
delay cuz I didn't know if you wanted to risk having him die in the loading
that would be very lucky
rip
too late

I'll rejoin the session in a bit
oki
Welp, my area is under attack. Electricity is blinking, wire ethernet is offline.
are you okay??
Didn't saw fancy fireworks. Sad.
jesus man
Not enough
man abyss monsters just get obliterated by nuke shells lmfao
charyb specifically because it has a 5x weakpoint
5x where
mouth
pretty sure each limb still effects the damage it takes from aoe
explosions and limbs are weird af though

what
the frick did i miss
hmm yes, sure was a busy outpost mission
i got yeeted out of the top airlock during the thrasher swarm
buh
Imprisoned for its crimes
such a dumbass way to go
tunnel visioned on the nav so hard i didnt see myself suffocating
was checking electricals
rookie of the year right here
lmao
the latcher was still unable to penetrate the sub lmao
who just put a drooling emoji
aw come on
sir the second latcher just hit the submarine
it's
buh
peak comedy
we check this place at the same time
I'll get you one day
;)

<3
barotrauma
not this time
ballast fires
yeah i gotta be real beyond a really fuckin brutal early game abyssal isn't terrible
lmao do you figure i could wire up a circuit to flood the garden when there are fires
rip control away from command for a moment
my voice has been stolen
game stopped responding for a moment then got kicked
going ragdoll in this sub is scary
you get thrown around instantly
oh i think thats the session done
ah damn
true
really good session
wheatley mode circuit is 99% done
feels like its only been 3 hours
its been 9 minutes
is it really needed
we had no fires surprisingly
its funny

i think berilia might be wheatley-proof
I think the wheatley circuit will increase the amount of fires
alright
how many did we have on typhon after i installed it
then u should make it
(aside from him turning it off)
also i'm admittedly shamelessly idolizing this circuit because i designed most of it myself
aside from one really interesting addition from decafbad
all of them
h
i'll still wire it up just in case and he can avoid hitting the switch
That is about 1/16 of the DE map
wish map length was customizable
maybe then people wouldn't abandon campaigns mid apothic plateau after playing it for 4 months
my honest reaction when the campaign where ive had the most fun in years is at the final biome (its felt like 2 days)
you were present for like one session
not talking about wheatly gaming
im talking about GEARS gaming
and i was there for one season in wheatly gmaing too, just one. (dunno which one)
i know
I'm honoured
:3
bro switched the honored from american to british
hell naw
it is you dummy
as an ingame setting dumdum
you gonna mod it to make it worse
i don even know how to mod
nobody believes me when I say people quit in 3rd biome
yeah that's why sometimes i think the map should be shorter
then they turn off radiation by default
then they argue radiation isnt fun
then people quit in 3rd biome after spending 30 hours in biomes 1 and 2
I just came here to say you guys better activate traitor mode for the rest of the campaign
Just remove cold caverns lol, and instead let the players start with a few thousand marks more
campaign instantly more fun
I believe the reason people want mission mode improved is how fucking slow and boring campaign is at the start
cold caverns is fast if you don't hang out forever in cold caverns forever
smallest levels, less caves less everything
LORE
deepest lore
Well well well
What have we here?
Wheatley gaming time, huh? Oooh, I’m really scared
So you’re the one everybody’s talking about ahahaha
You’re joking, you’re joking
I can’t believe my eyes
You’re joking me, you’ve gotta be
This can’t be the right guy!
He’s ancient, he’s ugly, I don’t know which is worse!
I might just split a seam now if I don’t die laughing first
Mr Oogie Boogie says there’s trouble close at hand
You better pay attention now cuz I’m the Boogy Man
And if you aren’t shaking then there’s something very wrong
Cuz this may be the last time you hear the boogy song
it’s Thursday. You know the drill by now. Prepare thyself
no way it's Thursday bro
scared the shit out of me i thought you were posting a hosting message
oh, you know. daylight savings has really changed the clocks
the brits are just 5 hours earlier now
wait is it actually today
Just decided to sprinkle in some nostalgia
five hours!
i thought we did this on friday
what
we've been doing this for like 5 weeks
dude time isnt real anyways
I distrust Gears immensely
He’s cool as fuck
good guy
I'm scared of him
no idea who he is
anyways i’m gonna go eep rn, may not be up in time for session start
i’ll be there though
Peak Berilia gaming in 5 hours and 23 minutes
oh god it is berilia
barotrauma is coming
Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Season 5.5 Episode 7 will be hosted today at <t:1711650624:F> until <t:1711672253:F>! Make sure you have the unstable build of the game installed :3
MOOODS
I'm shleep as well
Kill him
after garlic bread
enable traitors
Might actually join this time cuz Friday is free this week
Unlesssss im in a VC with this guy by the time we start
I just realized, I'll probably be busy again today ,_,
:buh:
Fym no
I’m not enabling traitors
nuh-uh
If I wanted traitors I’d remove the password and swap to stable
It’s not a traitor focused patch
Enable transparent LOS
I remember the treacherous tides update, I don't remember anything about it tho
Never forget what the devs took from us…
I forgot
the 4th LOS option
we already did a traitor unstable campaign
I don’t think I played that unstable at all
I figured
I didn't either
it was the middle of the Wheatley Gaming hiatus
nobody gives a shit about traitor mod huh
yes
what an update
I think I only played traitor ONCE for the achievement before the rework
Ah right. Yeah, too busy being a little upset with life to game as it were
traitor update did not fix anything about traitors sucking
The most important thing in regards to Traitors are the exclusive deepdiver ducks (reusable stun device that does not agro or cause rep damage)
I mean that's the general feeling I'm getting from the traitor update, nobody gives a fuck and barely anybody notices it
sad
ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿᵏᶦˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵃᵖᵗᵃᶦⁿ
I think in large part its because grief is so prevalent already. Most people leave it off because theyre already gonna have "traitors" anyways
thas wild bro
Caith somehow making a significant contribution to the campaign despite only having played like two sessions
k̸͙̉ȉ̶͝l̸̄̀l̷̘͆ ̶̆̅t̸͂̋h̵̄e captain
I mean the traitor events are a lot of fucking work do you have the heart to tell devs it kind of sucks
purely because he’s RPing as the voices
Yes
do it
n̴o̸ ̶t̷h̶e̸ ̶v̵o̵i̸c̴e̶s̷ ̵l̵o̴v̸e̵ ̶y̶ou, the ̶v̵o̴i̴c̸e̶s̵ ̵w̶a̵n̴t̷ ̴y̶o̴u̶ ̴to kil̵l̶ th̵e ̴c̸a̷p̵t̶a̴i̵n̴
Im not pinging random devs but if it comes up in conversation yeah, I'll talk about how traitors is fundementally pointless for campaign mode
Its a remnant of baro's history as an ss13 clone
i doubt it
t̸͖͐ḧ̴̅e̵͖̊ ̴͓͒l̴͖͗ĕ̴̓f̶̔t ballast t̐̌ȃ̷͗n̸̈͌k̸͐ doesnt̴͂͝ ̸̇̈n̸̈́͝e̷ed its wir̴̆̾e̶͚͐s̷͐̃,̵̫̑ ̷͍͝t̷̀̊a̴̍ke them out̸̾
r̵̗̈e̸͆́m̴̎̄o̶͖͘v̴̓̓e̵̦͘ ̸̊the wires
m̸̬̆ĭ̸̹g̷͔̽h̷͕̋t̶̗͛ ̶̝͝b̴̈́e a physical manif͓̌ȅ̵̞s̶͍͌t̵̥̀a̶tion toda̶̰͆y̴͉̎ ̷̂
Huge
:3
literally clapped out of existence
literally him
ooh, i might be able to make this one
@sour flax Dude, it's Wednesday, chill.
what is ur timezone zamn
Mars time
coalition sleep agent activated
past time

its fine you dont need one
he's putting on the gaming thigh highs 
My thighs wouldn’t fit anymore…
buy new ones
Femboy Wheatley, When?
send pic
maybe
do it
first session and i already hate it here
send pics or all your subs will have command in a Charybdis feeding pod
later
<@&1071111625672769566> server is open I am deaf getting water brb <3 xoxoxoxo smile
new save or whar
eat shit
i'm sorry but i don't like spawning in an unweldable coffin 40 meters from hammerheads
jollywalk is great
i swear to god i just got jumpscared b y rain world announcing another dlc
I did hear that rain world was getting another dlc, that's cool
off to a great start
gamer posture
is that the full error?
Oh Yeah I should probably get it all, how do you open that again?
no idea
ah, nvm reproduced
wafflez join
babe
it's okay
I have medals for you
and warm hugs
come home
we miss you
Drama

lmao
dramama
scary hecking corpse lmao
picking up npc corpses causes the error
Maybe enabling traitorshuttle will fix the issue
I'll spawn this time
kill me and pick up my corpse
that'd take like 10 minutes
at best
we'll also give you a whopping amount of..
one
mark.
in case it has something to do with the wallet
peak
Wreck corpses crash the game
Specifcally grabbing them
Camel wreck is not hulled correctly (thanks @elfin flicker for the info)
posting here cuz this is the chat where all the bugs are linked up
also idk if its intentional but one of the doors doesnt require an id to open while most of them do
one of the wreck doors?
ye
Just looked at the new dlc announcement and yeah looks cool

its just so peak
Error while reading a message from server.
Exception thrown while reading segment ChatMessage at position 177. Previous segments: Segment { Identifier = SyncIds, Pointer = 32 }.
Inner exception: Collection was modified; enumeration operation may not execute.
at System.Collections.Generic.List`1.Enumerator.MoveNextRare()
at Barotrauma.GUICanvas.RefreshChildren() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\GUI\GUICanvas.cs:line 48
at Barotrauma.CrossThread.RequestExecutionOnMainThread(TaskDelegate deleg) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Utils\CrossThread.cs:line 61
at Barotrauma.GUIMessageBox..ctor(RichString headerText, RichString text, LocalizedString[] buttons, Nullable`1 relativeSize, Nullable`1 minSize, Alignment textAlignment, Type type, String tag, Sprite icon, String iconStyle, Sprite backgroundIcon, Func`1 autoCloseCondition, Boolean hideCloseButton) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\GUI\GUIMessageBox.cs:line 61
at Barotrauma.Networking.ChatMessage.ClientRead(IReadMessage msg) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\ChatMessage.cs:line 20
at Barotrauma.Networking.GameClient.<ReadLobbyUpdate>b__117_0(ServerNetSegment segment, IReadMessage inc) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\GameClient.cs:line 2088
at Barotrauma.Networking.SegmentTableReader`1.Read(IReadMessage msg, SegmentDataReader segmentDataReader, ExceptionHandler exceptionHandler) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Utils\SegmentTable.cs:line 296
oh my god
Attempting to remove an already removed item (Diving Suit Locker)
at System.Environment.get_StackTrace()
at Barotrauma.Item.Remove() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Items\Item.cs:line 4176
at Barotrauma.Entity.RemoveAll() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Map\Entity.cs:line 252
at Barotrauma.Submarine.Unload() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaShared\SharedSource\Map\Submarine.cs:line 1977
at Barotrauma.Networking.GameClient.ReturnToPreviousMenu(GUIButton button, Object obj) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\GameClient.cs:line 363
at Barotrauma.Networking.GameClient.OnClientPeerDisconnect(PeerDisconnectPacket disconnectPacket) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\GameClient.cs:line 1029
at Barotrauma.Networking.P2PClientPeer.Close(PeerDisconnectPacket peerDisconnectPacket) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\Primitives\Peers\P2PClientPeer.cs:line 358
at Barotrauma.Networking.P2PClientPeer.OnP2PData(P2PEndpoint senderEndpoint, IReadMessage inc) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\Primitives\Peers\P2PClientPeer.cs:line 173
at Steamworks.ConnectionManager.ReceiveMessage(NetMsg*& msg) in <DEV>\Libraries\Facepunch.Steamworks\Networking\ConnectionManager.cs:line 260
at Steamworks.ConnectionManager.Receive(Int32 bufferSize, Boolean receiveToEnd) in <DEV>\Libraries\Facepunch.Steamworks\Networking\ConnectionManager.cs:line 129
at Barotrauma.Networking.SteamConnectSocket.ProcessIncomingMessages() in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\Primitives\P2PSocket\SteamConnectSocket.cs:line 86
at Barotrauma.Networking.P2PClientPeer.Update(Single deltaTime) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\Primitives\Peers\P2PClientPeer.cs:line 193
at Barotrauma.Networking.GameClient.Update(Single deltaTime) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Networking\GameClient.cs:line 507
at Barotrauma.GameMain.Update(GameTime gameTime) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\GameMain.cs:line 965
at Microsoft.Xna.Framework.Game.DoUpdate(GameTime gameTime) in <DEV>\Libraries\MonoGame.Framework\Src\MonoGame.Framework\Game.cs:line 651
at Microsoft.Xna.Framework.Game.Tick() in <DEV>\Libraries\MonoGame.Framework\Src\MonoGame.Framework\Game.cs:line 500
at Microsoft.Xna.Framework.SdlGamePlatform.RunLoop() in <DEV>\Libraries\MonoGame.Framework\Src\MonoGame.Framework\SDL\SDLGamePlatform.cs:line 93
at Microsoft.Xna.Framework.Game.Run(GameRunBehavior runBehavior) in <DEV>\Libraries\MonoGame.Framework\Src\MonoGame.Framework\Game.cs:line 397
at Microsoft.Xna.Framework.Game.Run() in <DEV>\Libraries\MonoGame.Framework\Src\MonoGame.Framework\Game.cs:line 367
at Barotrauma.Program.Main(String[] args) in <DEV>\Barotrauma\BarotraumaClient\ClientSource\Program.cs:line 61
ok i guess im out then
zamn
should i ping you when someone leaves
@sour flax maxplayers 24
they werent lying when they said that it's very unstable unstable
stop votekicking you fucking idiots
server doesnt show up even though i have hide full unticked
you dont need cheats
chill like only 3 people did it for the funny
buh
buh
buh
buh
I'm the eye in the sky
that's not a thing
lol
your presence is literally blocking Hawkins from playing the game
admittedly having a spectator is good for testing
that does suck though hawkins is fun
kick the least fun player 
kick wheatley
so true
Uber can you point out any stains on the wall that I have missed as you are the eye in the sky
look at this goober squad breaking in
yess
moloch encounter
ceremonial swords are surprisingly effective at killing molochs
(well, after the moloch encounter)
how r u ok
opiate overdose recovers a lot faster than oxygenlow hurts you
it was entirely calculated

genius
come home
how bad is ceremonial sword handicap with these stats
Matriarch spawns in group of hammies but doesnt have the AI range or the will to attack the sub
just kinda stared from afar
yes, it's a passive creature
yeah but it spawned with the others
okay? it's still a neutral creature
@sour flax no spoilers but new beacon below
berilia no bottom docking port smh
second time
matriarch doesnt even attack when hit by flak
eh
think this is worth reporting, the absolute chaos that is the crew member list
wheatley somehow being at the bottom despite being host/cap
the mixed jobs
You can just rearrange it
If it's messy then it's your issue
and then it goes back after you rejoin
or is it after every mission?
one or the other
it's not good
you can?
pirates died for some reason
I didnt look for a minute and just fucking died
they've been dead for a long time
I don't know wtf happened
also coalition sub using separatist decorations
if you get hit a few times the morbusine poisoning will be high enough that it permastuns you
and you cant really do anything about it other than premedding antidote
yes every poison except sufforin just kind of kills you too fast
it's like pirates all fucking died to pressure or something
they were dead looooooooong ago
no traces of enemies
they changed something with layers
so
that broke pirates
😔
not a single enemy wave spawned for 20 consecutive minutes
event manager is broken
go report it
shrimple
20 minutes of hovering around pirate sub and since then no enemies
that or they were spawning somewhere else in the level
Ghosts
who got 3800 xp for just this mission
the money reward is only 2k lmao
it could be the mantis spawns, like event manager spawns waves of mantises
:(
mantis which just afk on ceiling so other waves dont spawn
playing catchup bugging yet again?
Most people only got around 2k xp
grabbing fake wheatleys ass with all the force in my body
while real wheatley lays on floor, lazy
feature creep
can't organize wires 
if i could route wires in a more complex way thatd be real cool
as it is, i want to keep my signals flowing left to right and that makes the wire organization get worse as time goes on
they're color coded at least, and the labels explain the code
blue is the core of the circuit, yellow traces the boysmell, red is relay states, green is everything related to Hard Mode
though i gotta add the boysmell to hard mode too shit nvm
actually does the boysmell even persist through relays
just eat it all i dont know man
I'm not taking my eyes off the enemy sub to see why tf they die
beautiful
My gene choice
the entire pirate sub got offed by a 5 mudraptors
not a single security was manning the guns
when the 1st raptor entered they all went to get smgs and panicked
Concussion allows players to run at full speed in speed hindering suits, such as the Exosuit or Slipsuit on land
it forces the animation which ignores speed modifiers or something
ready check with long names overlaps the "yes" option
Yes yes funny times
(I liked the fires)
I have an unholy amount of explosive harpoons
so much blood holy shit
I was in the session for at least five hours, that's enough for this time
https://gyazo.com/12b5c5777908c16feff046956baa684f this is so hecking goofy lmfaoo
hooooh
titanfall type shit

least violent movie prop depicting gore
I need to compress and upload the video of pirates being shit
POV you loaded into the level
oopsie....
i didnt expect hammerheads to be actually killable with ceremonial swords
kinda just thought they'd like run...
what is your framerate here
and the deusine/blood auto injectors
that wheatley is me 
Had you not opened that door they'd have gotten real toasty :))
you too probably
welp thats the first death in uhhhh 5 sessions or so
and it was due to adrenaline
lmao
they came close
not successfully!
im still alive though
took some time and good effort to get there
jesus christ this will take several sessions to get back to 100
youre saying "the whole crew is unkillable" without even thinking about the fact that 80% of players here have nearly 1k hours in the game, more or less
and late game stuffs
we just got genes and like 1,5 trees by now
even then one hammerhead got three people into crit
it was like 4 hammerheads i was outside lol
it's funny because on the pirates clip I have, while pirates died to 5 mudraptors, they also dodged 3 giant spinelings somehow, so pirates technically would have to deal with 2 waves that would just kill them either way
i actually think the whole campaign progression is working out extremely well with abyssal difficulty. starting from zero, with low recources and struggling in general, and getting closer to hero with every biome. the fact that we are practically maxed out in wastes makes perfect sense to me, this biome is made for a mad dash to the ending trough everything the game throws at you.
the game keeps spawning enemies where pirates are (ahead of your ship)
just a classic reverse difficulty curve tbh
early on it i was dying to like 1 crawler now i 1v1'd 3 molochs in a row with ceremonial swords....

yea, i find it nice.
the game even on hellish pre difficulty sliders was not difficult, this has been a good change
its cool
this is a campaign mode after all. there must be a point when you are strong, just before the grand big battle.
true
i only got this stupid strong in hydrothermal
also i think charybdis is hecking stuck to us
Charybdis stays attached to the sub if it dies inside the sub
I'm not saying all games should have a perfectly matching difficulty curve but baro falls into that category
dog
meleeing molochs is pretty sus
?
pirate clip wont fit on discord ugh
aaaand we just fell into crush depth 
level 1 pirates
they do a lot of walking
and don't actually man the guns
or have suits
they just get caught off guard somehow and fucking die
yea and giving them grenade launchers was not a good idea
they didnt fire a single coilgun shot before dying
to be fair, we did get attacked by them properly a few times
seems like their AI is functional from time to time
they really just need to set a bunch of security on the guns and that's it
I saw 2 pirates doing absolutely fuckall during this session
straight up dying before firing a shot
to random mosters
they're not a hazard they're a lootbox
yeah...
and a quite annoying one.
epic litho save
waht even happened to him
heard something about a harpoon in the clip
never been a fan of hostile subs. all you need to take them down is one nuke, the payoff is enormous, but also its extremely tedious to move all good stuff to the main ship.
harpoon coil
ohh
physi harpoon im guessing too
hit an artery - all blood gone
nahh worst case is when the entire hostile sub falls on yours
then you need to repair it...
they slapped a fix on that, it magically floats away now
wait fr??
yes
that took like 30m once with 3p
idk, hostile subs just destroy well established gameplay loop, instead of going forward and facing new threats and whatnot youre stuck looting shit
the loot is good, too good in fact, for practically nothing
they had that problem from day 1
tried adding some self destruction mechanisms
reactor exploding
radiation emitter
ultimately it's still a fuckton of loot, even more than a wreck cause all humans have gears and suits and the game doesn't spawn enemies while you do so
they should be much mkre threatening, i think even going as far as giving them nukes is fair
they have good weapons they just don't fire them lmao
they can spot your sub from the edge of the sonar but ignore creatures and don't man guns
them getting fucked by a pack of monsters is the norm not the exception
the animations were goofy
so goofy
final clip, Rehex and I looking like absolute idiots
people were fucking around with the mantis corpse using coil rifles and litho was passing by and got hit by a physicorium harpoon
lol
seems like drunk and concussion statuses conflict with normal running animation
ye
cant have enough of barodev moments
you can look like a genuine husk with a broken diving suit and drunk/concussed affliction
this shit is hilarious
totally
concussion gives you the drunken walk/run, which seems to override the slow diving suit walk
take off your id too and get your crew to actually murder you
me when i make the broken diving suit just give that anim at all times:
jolly walk with funbringer suit on is the most shit ever
full sprint exo funny
send clip of it
i dare thee
you get concussed so badly your brain forgets that something heavy is supposed to be slowing you down
baro logic
man im gonna miss these anims so much when i go back to stable in a bit
still going?
wheatley gaming is not
you can see by seeing how there is no one in the testers VC
ah ty
They are hiding. Still in game.
Thank you for the save (and the many previous saves too) 

Wait a minute. How are able to speak here? Did they finally let you out of baro-unstable?
You can speak in these things even when muted
I’ve done it a couple times
In forms or whatever it’s called
Incredible
containment breach
threads
is there a pause between the wheatley gaming seasons or is it one campaign after the other nonstop
THIS CHANNEL... TO HOLD.. ME?
this is a thread
ur not sisyphus prime bro 
testing this game is pretty sisyphean if you ask me
this is a forum post, not a thread
pretty sure Piro can't speak in threads
i cannot
It adds one more layer to his punishment.
i've been around since baro-development and not once in the barotrauma development history have i seen a suggestion from any idea channel adde to the game
EXCEPT the stun weapon rework
masterwork of a suggestion i'm glad it was the only one they listened to
There is a pause between campaigns
It depends on a few things really but it can be anywhere from three weeks to a couple months
It has been a year since Season 4, though that was due to a laundry list of personal issues that I won’t explain. You can find out yourself if you dig deep enough
they’re spread across multiple channels though so good luck
ok sisyphus
Jade when are you gonna join Wheatley Gaming :3
She joined in like episode 4 iirc
The rare jade appearance
Hello <@&1071111625672769566>! Season 5.5 Episode 8 will be hosted from <t:1711823416:F> until <t:1711845041:F>. Make sure you have the unstable version of the game and be prepared to have quite the unstable experience!~
P.S. Anyone caught touching wreck corpses will be banned immediately without chance to appeal. You’ve been warned. Keep your damn game crashing corpse touching gross smelling hands to yourselves!
worth noting that this might be the last session of this season no?
The end is nigh
No way
we’re like 75% through the Great Sea
what
there’s an entire other biome to get through
we are in the wastes bozo
we do not be
get real
Idk I might be gaslighting myself
I don’t remember going through the biome gate beyond piezo crystals
We went two nodes in, pulled back, went back in, then curved up top
the save file is accessible to anyone so you can check for yourself tho
right
well now that makes sense
wastes
how the fuck am I the captain
hours behind the wheel yet no tangible evidence for existing
i dont know ill be seizing control this session
wheatley we've been in hydrothermal wastes for some time now
Do I actually play this game
Like am I even hosting
Where am I
I thought it was weird that we only had one exit path for this biome
Wheatley man I don't know how you manage
I don’t! Clearly!
I swear my ass would say we’re still in the cold caverns
too busy calling out damaged hulls and checking electrical
tunnel visioned on calling out for the gunners
didn’t notice my life (the campaign) passing me by
I’m 22 I’ve ruined my life it’s so over
C'mon you need to keep up
Thinking about it it probaly doesnt help I'm like the only mechanic with a hull monitor

Fent has a electrical one last I remember
God damnit I just remembered we have a Groundhog Day session starting 
He forgot
Wheatley all of the surroundings were funny orange for like 5 missions now
I don’t leave command :(
The great sea and the hydrothermal wastes are the same depth
You have a periscope
Apart from the one time the roof of command was destroyed and I went to fight a hammerhead
So funny thing
I only learned that two missions before last session ended
Wheatley I'm sorry to say this but you need to break free
I didn’t see it at all up until that point

if I leave command then something will go wrong and it’ll be my fault
uncalled for
Buh
Just ask someone to steer
I only trust Mr Finnegan
Man
You have a dozen veteran crew members to pick from
since he’s the Co-pilot
I do not trust him
I do! :D
Because he is typer! Cannot call out hammerheads quickly
he screams at things sometimes
if the water looks like poop it's wastes
Do not trust the medic
You can trust me 

the hydrothermal wastewater
Rehex when gregtech
Guh
I do not fear the medic, I know their weakness
Crowbar
Love and affection?
Oh :(
Crowbar
The only thing I fear on Europa are my crewmates
engaging Christmas mode…
And Charybdis now
I can melee any creature, but humans have guns and talents
No problem
Strongest melee fighter!!!
Heavy wrench and crowbar everything!!!
I shrimply make sure to heal my crewmates enough so that they do not turn on me
the only thing i fear are threshers spawning directlky on top of our sub while people are loading 
Or mudraptors spawning on top of fent
GG should have been a mechanic
Ping?
Pong
I see.
thatd be finnegan lololol
@granite widget here
o.m.g.
Five hours to eat food and take wood. I’m sure this’ll be easy 
dude lives in a cabin
//darkwood
:(
guh???!!?
“If I use steal then people might think what I’m doing is illegal. I’ll use take instead”
Last time I ever think before I speak
.>
ty
24 minutes until gaming
whaaat yoıu guys plat on saturfday too
The current season of wheatley gaming is on Thursday and saturday
Should have known and put 10 marks on you being late
you aren't even in vc
Could have made money here
<@&1071111625672769566> the server is up (I'm definitely not late I definitely didn't just get home)
REMEMBER
DO NOT TOUCH THE BODIES IN THE WATER
let the bodies hit the floor
what happening
Pro Tip: With a Harpoon Gun, drag a wreck corpse over to the submarine
i can hop on in a bit
Unfortunately I cannot join today - Saturday is D&D night. 🙂
Have fun yall!
that's alright, have fun :3
@sour flax stop ignoring me for one second and check dms
I literally just got home buh
I might leave at 3 hours left of the session
thats fine just the recent one
most recent one
Good way to start the session
minerals draw in front of smoke
going twomad
8 adrenaline immortality
yes ive sent them in dms T_T
Why would uber do such a thing
I've found out some goofy ahh setup where my audio goes through my monitor but the vc goes through my headphones
yeah things are zany on round restart
sootman's still dead and our previous mission is no longer there
so I just don't hear things ;w;
wuh
u guys crashing?
how are the lines layering like that guh
dear god
that rocsk
quantum event
post-sootman disaster
mm if im rambling in ur dms
n u get notifs
its me
prolly
- Kept my skills + genes
- Leveled up from XP earned from completing charybdis mission
- Charybdis mission is gone
- Sootman is gone
I leave my monitor on this chat all the time so if you wanna get my attention it'll be here :3
did it accidentally save once the round automatically ended
so we died, returned to lobby, and tried the round again right
I believe Sootman is over at Cold Caverns (he's in NG+)
was it end round or return to lobby
lenny still appeared as injured in the list for me
said unconscious on my end
okay i'm sorry ;w;
injured on ours too
🅱️ivot
we hit the crush depth

How are you guys fairing
we killed/died to chary, returned to lobby, and when we retried the round sootman was still dead, we had goined the exp from chary, and the mission was gone
also mission equality check failures on new joiners
Goofy
I'll prob join in like 15 mins
But it's not because I wanna hang out with you guys or anything
I just need to make sure you don't die and lose your genes

I'll give you some more genetic material
This is excellent news
the good ending
hello yes i heard we were talking about sex
hi probes
hi hello
what do you guys even do

idk
