#🗨️︱general2
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yep
Cool
Nah
The other one was better
which?
Introducing irregularity into my conlang because i can't sleep :3
GOJOOOO
PAPATEEEEE!!
boots n cats
Hi gen 2
Hi
arghh entertaining my rp group is torturous
imagine two people who don’t wanna do anything right now and one guy who yells at you because they wanna do everything
not literally yelling but yk
but I make it work sometimes
had a server go on for like 4 months until they all uhh died
y’all just b fire reacting anything
Some RPs are hard to maintain nowadays.
I don’t fire react everything
my issue is
they just forget to respond sometimes lmao
I don't have the nitro to match with the right reaction I'd want, so mostly I use fire
I wish I had another group for when they’re not doing stuff

Yeah, it's always this kind of issue usually. One moment it flows, than abruptly hits the wall because of some factors.
Plus RPs are more like 'impulsive' kind of projects. Runs mostly on the interest. Once the spark is gone, it gets stuck
one of them got a partner and they vanished for like 2 weeks
another had surgery
one is quite literally out at sea
Had been like two of those
we usually stay with a concept for at least a month
they just stop when one of them has some life event that prevents progression
what’s life
it’s usually my fault though since sometimes I just don’t feel like doing something for a few days
idk brah im trying to figure that out
tell me if you find out
My alias usually says it, at least in my own part of life
Hi Insane 
life 😞
hi hi hi!!! how are you?? 🦭
I'm gonna do something cursed in my good conlang so I apologize in advance.
surviving kinda
twenty three cockroaches
Lmao
Not enough to make a protein bar, lmao
Hi I slept
Too little, go back
not with that attitude
I can’t I was woken now I can’t sleep
And I miss Zanka
Foxy ahh jumpscare
You never miss me
mfw I love the taste of iron
Kurourushi is my second favorite curse
Do you feel yourself at least somewhat refreshed, or nah?
Who’s the first one?
mahito
I missed you too
I respect you going against mainstream
😍
I just like him he’s funny
I don’t get the Jogo appreciation though
But I miss Zanka
Jogo is kind, I like him
He’s sleeping
Jogo is a lucky mf
I liked the fight against uhh sukuna and I think him going “oh shoot hanamis gonna die” and trying to distract gojo was cool
but mahito’s just sillier and I support that
so much more work is going into this than I thought, this is gonna be great
Jogo vs Sukuna is my favourite fight in the show still
Ts just so well done
I like uhhh mahito 1v3 (yes im counting nobara she did something) and mahoraga Sukuna fight the most I think
no fight really stood out to me in season three besides sendai but I don’t like yuta sooo
So cool
genuinely geeked
Jjk goated
Jogo casually soloing csm, bleach and one piece all together
Hanami is jealous
I am too
😭
Like damn
He’s so cool

Stop that
Yeah just stop dying like ez
Yes miss Papate, forgive me, I’ll stop the time. Should’ve been more thoughtful
Ok guys
Quick question
Is it just me or do I imagine that the person talk to me looks like their current pfp?
Like I legit think Xyde looks like Levi irl
like???
Thank you, I appreciate it very much :D
And suddenly bro looks like, idk, Zoro irl
That’s how my brain works
Is ts just me
No, for me Xyde is a brunette
Projection because of lack info, so no, it's normal
Nah but I even do ts with @celest compass and I know how he looks like irl
It's not really that you imagine them exactly like that but more because you have no other choice
You just see our pfp all the time so when you think about a specific person and it's the info you get the most well your brain keeps it
Perfectly normal and human considering we're chatting behind a screen
But you don't see his irl face, right? Your perception usually relies on the things you already can get forward and immediately (like pfp)
Okay W I thought I was crazy as shit
I am Levi you’re good
ofcouseeI can't really imagine what people outside are like. I only saw it through the profile.
Fair fair
I still loved my Gojo pfp
W
But too many of them are here
I guess not, i usually do that as well
Why
Poor Xy
RIP
I just liked it was blue
...
It’s blue
same reaction lmao
I only imagine people with their pfp
Real as hell
Xyde I’m not black just a heads up 😭
Besides, I don’t really care how they look irl
I don't have white hair... yet
It’s not like we ever meet up or something
Neither do I. Everyone is cool
Crazy comment btw
What it’s true the person in my pfp is a light skin black
I've done it.
W
He’s kinda goated tho
I don't know if this will get me automodded or not, but I've done it.
He is. He’s so cool like damn
What... does W mean 
You know
"Win," also used to make a general statement about something being good
Treat it as if I’m saying it’s goated
OHHHH
Don’t gaslight them 💀
Anyone wanna see the cursed thing I made
Do you even look like him?
I had kind of blonde hair till the 3-4 years. Than it just turned slowly got black, lmao
Consider Satoru a they on this discord 
Please, let me curse all of you because I think it's really funny
Oh sh mb
I have long white hair, had so many colors myself, even gradient from green to blue to purple
Yeah those aren't colors that stay a long time when you have dark hair... My orange faded fast in some kind of weird yellow but it was fire at the beginning
I have some pictures
Woahhhhh ok well you're someone I could look at in the streets and tell myself "they are so cool"
Maybe

You'd think so, but I actually ran at the green streetlight today, my cap fell off and everyone looked at me while I was looking for it with a ticking timer and ran as fast as humanly possible after finding it
Hmmmmm
Hi papateee
Yeah.. Like dna suddenly remembers: "Wait, you're not like your old more pure-blooded ancestors. You're mixed mf" and changes how you look.
Oh, is that due to genetics?
Hi Annabelle!
Hru
@cobalt rampart What if I send it here what u gonna do abt it
Yes, my old ancestors were blond in the past.
I wish I could dye my hair at least once in my life.
You'd sincerely be someone I'd look at way too intensely because I'd love your hair
Tf is stopping u
You probably will one day :3
Last time I was super shy but someone had green hair and I was like "wow I wanna be like that person"
h3lloz!! - 
And one week ago or so someone with pink hair... Mama
I wanna dye my hair purple
my family
Haha, thank you very much
No one chatting here nerd
yep, i hope so
You’ll move out eventually
So I can send it
Though I have to say perhaps don't dye your hair orange and yellow in The Netherlands when you're walking in small cities/villages
Woah wiah
Because everyone looked at me WEIRD lmaoo
Look at u panicking
Calm down kumpel
Ill delete feelings (permanent)
That looks fire

Gasp
I like that hair color, like sunset.
Peak hair, looks really good (plus hairstyle)
True! More poetic
🤔 wh4tz go1ng 0n?
alz0, r3ally l1ke the ha1r!! - 
Please bro I'll give you idk a rock no cap on God bro
Ok guys another stupid question: just me or do yall also think when someone has orange hair for example, I think it smells like orange
AHHAA
No clue
I'm just looking to randomly dump a little joke I made in my constructed language on someone unsuspecting
Ichigo who's name means Strawberry reading ts
You sniff colors now?
nani, nah
You won't send it lil bro
I mean some people associate colors with smells
Yes
I'm not that surprised
I wonder what khaki smells like
For me it’s fruits specifically
I do associate red with strawberry
Sweet
do3z it n0t? 1 alw@yz thought dy3 zmell3d - 
Very sweet
Kiwi
It stinks
Ich bin ein heindelberger
Was zur Hölle ist das
Tf is a Heindelberger
Les Allemands reviennent
💀
Hmm
aw :[ i th0ught it w0uld zmell l1ke fru1t 💔 - 
Nah dying your hair stinks a lot
I had to bleach my hair. Shit did NOT smell like lemon
The smell of fabric, like when you first take it out of the box, it will have the smell of new clothes.
th4t zuckz. - 
pfft. So if you'd walk to Satoru when he had orange/yellow hair, you'd be like: "Yo stink of oranges\citrus\lemon"?
I went to a hair salon in China to both cut and dye my hair. I was there for 8 hours
I hope your bones turn into gelatin
I did dark red once without covering my skin
My skin became red for entire other reasons
I would laugh so hard
I wouldn’t outright say it but I would stare at their hair
That looks so cool
Hmm, not really, I smell it all the time.
Patience is key...
But they take good care generally speaking
How to say no cap on God bro in german
How's your leg, man? Better? Got enough sleep?
Unfortunate. Better soon, hopefully
Fr. What I loved was that I could order food and eat while my hair was being done. Delivery in China is fast (tho I feel bad for the delivery guy bc they r usually young men trying not to lose their job)
But I succeeded in taking a shower this morning so that's fine
That's definitely an achievement, well done
No cap bei Gott Bruder
In France we sometimes get coffee but not food. Culture is widly different that's crazy once you realize it
Fr. But I love exploring different cultures
Especially when it comes to food
Yesss though it's always a big challenge
Good, I'm with my wifey
try visit Uzbekistan ig
I'm gonna be with my fiance later today
Hope you're havin' fun :3
I'm not rn :c
I have this dream of travelling through the whole world
That's why I enjoyed going to Scotland/England/The Netherlands/Belgium
And plan to go in many other countries
You always learn a whole lot and I'm grateful for the internet to exist now since you can talk to many people across different countries and learn even more
Though I doubt I can go everywhere, going to a lot of different places is enough
Me too
Ah I love it 🥹
our c00lkidd juzt t0ld m3 th@t ther3z like.. 3-5 new alterz... wh3re d1d they c0m3 fr0m 😰 - 
I’m going to Japan in 2027
Next stop I'd like either Iceland or Vietnam
At least Vietnam because damn let me see where a part of my family comes from
Vietnam is good
WOAHHHH
I wanna eat that good food there
And guess what? I’m visiting Shibuya
Oh, same actually (probably)
Yeah it's delicious and the country is beautiful
If you ever come to Vietnam, please share your impressions with me after your visit.
I joined in 2025 but left recently and rejoined 💀
If you weren't planning on doing so I'd sulk
What kind of food do you like there?
W
Lmao
HUH?
Shibuya is a must see
Was bullied out and joined back out of spite
It will be in many years so I don't know if I'll still be there but I'll keep that in mind
I was able to talk to a part of my family and other Vietnamese people so I kinda know some things already
I'm just afraid to set foot there and never want to go back
0h.. 1 hop3 you'r3 bett3r n0w - 
oh
I'm gonna try to teach myself as much Japanese as possible
And if you learn Japanese, little tip, most places, no matter where they are, say they're going "up" to Tokyo, but in Kyoto, they say they're going "down" to Tokyo (because they're salty that Tokyo took their place as capital)
Oh no, I didn't really visit myself. My acquaintances did. They liked the country.
IT COSTS A LOT TO GO TO VIETNAM OKAY
Me with China. My family comes from China. It was so beautiful.
Going to Asia in general costs a fortune
I am. I suppose
The conflict brought me closer to someone
It's okay, my friend said the same thing when she traveled in my country.
Yeah there is this huge family part playing a role in how we feel once in the country... And I know Vietnam holds a big place in my heart huh
💀
That’s crazy
But I’ll keep that in mind
I have absolutely no doubt in how much I'll love Vietnam
It's true, I shit you not
It's really funny ngl
Oh really? But if you have the time, you should definitely visit!
The shit me and my sibling be doing
R u from Vietnam, perhaps? /genq
i hope so you love my country
she is
Okay that answers it
yes
Which city would you say is a must visit
I already love it too much ahah
My mother taught me a lot (food, culture etc.)
Ho Chi Minh City
Noted
oh
Woops, missed a cool conversation, was talking to Kilo
I miss China
Also, when learning Japanese, try to start with 敬語 (Keigo), respectful language, and use it especially when talking to elders or staff, and then basically learn whatever dialect you want.
A cool way you talk in
Me having a hard time to decipher
My brain is melting
I have massive respect for Japanese I’m almost scared
:]
True
Maybe try to add a translation for those who can’t read writing quirks
China... I already see enough Chinese on the place I live. Lot, along with people from India/Pakistan
Chinese snacks best snacks
Personal opinion: seeing it in your current place might not be the same than actually visiting the country
Eh.. mixed experiences.
Gimme... Gimme Bánh bao
The ones here are spicy as hell
I crave this every day
Also, if you visit a shrine, ask before taking pictures, and bow if you pray there. You also typically clap a couple times at the altar of a shrine to get the attention of the Kami (the japanese gods), but make sure to observe the locals first beforehand before just doing something.
I like some and some I don’t like. I like xiao bai tu nai tang
It took me 15 minutes to read what you wrote: "I hope you're better now."
China already mapped the place where I live as their own territory, so IDK 
Bet, some are strange, and most smell like socks here
Okay good to know
Oh well
I've got basically a massive knowledge base of Japanese etiquette, so if you need to learn anything, just ask
I don’t like a lot of them because it just doesn’t fit my taste. But occasionally I’d eat sweets
Good idea
I will
0kay!! - 
-# okay!!
Thanks!
Why the fuck
Was there a b
:]
I went “oh shit” irl
because of 'bro'
Probably
Or I just missed the fucking exclamation mark
(Also if you sit on the ground, it's gonna be uncomfortable, but the most respectful way to sit is seiza, which is sitting on your legs. It's a holdover custom from the ages of Samurai, basically it originally showed that a Samurai was respecting you by making his legs fall asleep so he couldn't kill you, and it stuck around as a sign of respect.)
(so that's just gonna suck.)
Oh yeah, they just. Get used to it at some point I think.
I will kiss the floor
The first thing you have to visit when going to Japan is the shrine with the doll that has growing hair and where the monks cut it often
In other words, you might wanna train sitting Seiza
The doll what.
Haha
Wdym it grows hair
Okiku doll
Like a human.
Like it grows hair. On its head.
Yk I am scared of dolls
Yes
Dolls... shivers
It does
I'm gonna be frank, respect the Yokai and Kami as much as the locals.
Jabber I'm with you
hi
I’ll try my best
Basically don't fuck with the spirits and gods
Yokai are ghosts and natural, non-deity spirits
As long as you don't meet like Teke-Teke or Kuchisake-onna, you are good
STOP THESE URBAN LEGENDS
I'm busy, Jabber
ohh
So while some Yokai are the undead, others just sorta happen. Like Oni.
Dbd
I have tu entertain the wifey
Hello
That one makes your legs disappear
W
Ykw scared the fuck out of me?
Hachishakusama
So Id like to keep my legs
Woahh, Jabber.
Haha
Hell no
So now I'm going to imagine you with that voice
What’s that.
My voice be raspy like that in the morning
I'd agree to a tengu taking me away than that
I still dk what a Hachishakusama is
A lady that's 8 feet tall
I don’t like that
Me neither
I’m always for a tall woman but 8ft is too tall
"The Eight-Foot Tall Woman."
Now that doesn't sound bad in and of itself, but the story is effectively that she is a Yokai that stalks and kills (or abducts) young children. You can tell it's her, because of 4 features. one, ofc, being her height, two being the sunhat and long dress, and four, being the repeated, guttural "po... po... po..." she says over and over and over.
I forgot about the entity's name that if you stare too long at it, their head grows in sizes until they kill ya
boots n cats
IT DOES SOUND BAD IN AND KF ITSELF
At least you're not talking about that before sleep
Or I'd deadass get nightmares right away
oh I think I’ve heard of that one
Popo means butt in German
You know how people in Japan say "Moshi-moshi" when they take their phone calls? That's because ghosts/kitsune can only say "Moshi" once, so saying "Moshi-moshi" means that you are human
And I’m glad I ain’t a kid no more
not so far from russian, Popa/Попа
Finna scare a Japanese friend by saying moshi
Won't understand a thing, haha
Watch me say Mochi
I'd just start to curse in my own language to prove I am human 
There's a toilet spirit, where when going to a toilet there's no paper and it offers you it. You take it - you gone, bro
Ohh ik that one
What if I say I have paper
I carry tissues with me
Just use your clothes and run away or something
Oh she's also pale and has long, stringy black hair.
Just talking about her I actually had to sweep my house just to make sure.
I'm back
No, you are Vi
There's too much toilet shit like these
. Like wtd there are literally several existing entities related to a faqing toilet
I said something i wasn't suppose to, heheh
If I remember correctly, he actually takes you down the toilet
Same with elevators
Like what’s with the toilet fear man 🥹
Ok, yes.
Or staircases
I'm already scared of elevators but dang Asian countries are worse
I got stuck in one once
Yeah, man, I never use elevators
With a friend
Brochacho jumped
Don't visit old elevators from Soviet era then
Elevators are the worst, I'd rather walk like 20 floors, man
SAME
Now why tf would I do that
The moment I get in one, with my luck, I'll just be stuck there forever, I swear
I’m too lazy for that icl
Dunno, they are normal for me.
Just stay on floor 1 and cry for someone to pick you up
Oh btw I just remembered
Does anyone wanna see the absolute bullshit I made in my constructed language just for the hell of it?
I'm scared it's going to fall
Yea
I know it won't
That's fair
Absolutely
Real
I don't even trust myself, why would I trust elevators or security, bro
Let's pray that Automod doesn't see it as "Zalgo text" or whatever
Well, height gets scary when you stare down from the 46th floor (I was in Tokyo)
That’s so fucking real
@rocky ravine @worldly rivet
"Sekhe ksoŵaĝĝı sekgekka. Fa, Hetwaddep kenkhekwenogepwaksoŵaĝĝe dı. Pesko, keĥe sekheme kenkheĝe kwenoko, sekhe kaseho. Dweko, sekhe kahehe ghosgeĝĝe."
Mods, snipe her down
If you know you know
Interesting.
A goat spawned in my room
Help why is there a goat in my room
Where one got choked, or grind and crammed against it?
This is a translation of something btw, and when I say what it is, you're all gonna hate me /silly
Tell
Yeah, man, I hold on for my dear life

So the translation of it is:
“About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
Ohhh, I don't get it.
Yes, it's an excerpt from Twilight. Because that's a conlanging tradition.
I thought I summoned the devil by reading it out loud
Watch me in Paris taking every fucking stairs and then freeze when I have no other choice but take escalators
LIKE PLEASE
I never watched Twilight
Honestly, you probably scared the devil instead with it
It's from the book.
Same but it's genuinely kinda interesting
Jokes on you, I can't read /silly
Same, honestly, I'd rather pay for a taxi when I can instead of taking the subway
Fascinating
i love Edward too, including the entire Twilight series.
Dyslexia?
eh, nice
Alr there Bella, calm down /j /messin'withya
What's so scary of subways?
So basically there are a couple texts that we Conlangers translate into our fictional languages traditionally
First and foremost among them being the Tower of Babel story, and then that excerpt of Twilight I translated.
Escalators
This mirror so awkward
I can tell you more, there is someone in the mirror
Personally, I didn't really like Kristen's portrayal of Bella. Although she was very engaging in the first part, her scenes in the later parts became quite over-the-top.
Yeah that’s me
Peace
✌️
But what about the someone behind you?
I genuinely just turned around
I do that all the time too
I have a freaking story about something like that which happened to me
Like
Omfg
If I did not see @celest compass I’d scream
I was 12 or something and when looking at myself in the mirror I legit saw someone looking at me through my windows
I'd definitely change my pants after that
I played the "I didn't see anyone or anything"
Cried before going to school
Closed everything after that for months
Throwback to when it was midnight and my dad thought it would be funny to knock on my blinds and put his hand against the glass from under the blinds. I live on the ground floor.
You know what, I am telling you this
Would’ve screamed out of reflex
Dads have a weird concept of FUNNY
I was at a like cursed or possessed apartment once, could say that it was imagination, but like. At some point, after seeing faces in windows - it was floor 5 or something - at one time I've heard my mother call me. So I stand up, go the door, and then I remember that I've closed the apartment from the inside - she left. End of story
I always thought I would do so too but then I tend to freeze and think fast
Yep. But honestly I wasn’t as spooked as I would’ve been bc I was tired and my cat was staring at the window and purring
I scream
I realised when I get scared
I scream at the top of my fucking lungs
I've read you
But I'll forget about it for personal reasons okay
Like for my own sanity
Imagine me in that scenario
So I’d shit myself
At least if you need help we know? 😭
I am like, wait, everyone left and the apartment is closed from the inside by me
Btw I need y'all rq to understand that just for this Twilight shitpost, I had to make 3 new whole ass SYSTEMS of tracking reference, cross-clause comparison, and counting statements. I also needed to clarify several old systems.
My clothes quarter of the times look like faces. Now I just don't care much
But that depends too 😭
Like if you jumpscare me I will scream. Though in situations where I am uncomfortable or get harassed I tend to go very quiet
Saying that I've never gone back would be an understatement
That sounds…hard
Yeah, now I'm like "You a ghost or something? Wanna fight, bro?"
I spent nearly 40 minutes just working on this one bit.
Me who screams when there is a fucking bug in my room….
The scariest thing that happened to me sounds like... nocturnal terror in English?
Couldn't find my doors, couldn't find switches, felt like some things changed places in my bedroom
Sleep paralysis? oh nvm
The scariest thing that happened to me was a random ahh man approaching me at the bus station while I was alone
I really don't know atp
😨
It was super confusing and horrific
Just say "I don't talk to men, I only talk to women" next time
Urgh, men...
Keep in mind, 35 minutes of that were JUST clarifying systems, coining new words, and adding grammar. Translation itself was actually kind of easy, except I had to make the fucking BEAST of a word "kenkhekwenogepwaksoŵaĝĝe"
I honestly didn’t know what to say. I just froze and got rlly uncomfortable because he sat down next to me
ERGHHH
I started bawling my eyes out after he finally left

I get it, man, people approach me like every second day because of my hair to just talk about something
Yeah J tried reading I failed
The one time a drunk man approchaed me to ask for my number I ran SO FAAAAST
I’d hate that. I dont want anybody talking to me. Especially when I’m alone
The man who spoke to me asked for my Instagram 💀
Couldn’t even run
“I come here everyday just to see you” what do you mean by that.
@proven hound @opal ridge
Cute
Someone bumps into you "Aye, what's your insta?"
All I could come up with was “uhm…okay—“
Cat cat cat cat
them so cutie, can i ask them name
grammatically, this is rendered as
blood.drink(noun).AUG."Human".quality.GEN(2)
or in other words
"Having the quality of a Human-like, blood-drinking beast."
Oh nah 😭
Nah it was worse.
Hell no
That shit was terrifying
Problem is I do go to that bus station every single day
So I had no reason to doubt his claim
You've described any "The Elder Scrolls" game right now
Who is this cutie?
So, are you like going to continue try making characters or finally retry C&C?
kenkhe-kweno-gep-wa-ksoŵaĝ-ĝe
kenkhe-kweno-gep-wa is what you would say for "Vampire."
Damn, I need to like emulate PS1 for Red Alert 1 or something
kenkhe-kweno-gep-wa
kenkhe - blood
kweno - drink (noun form)
gep - Augmentative suffix, "large"; used metaphorically to refer to monsters
wa - a suffix that turns something into a human or humanoid, mostly used to mark occupation
😨
Jabber is about to run away to #💬︱general and never come back here
Then we can just roll horrors there too
"wa" is a really useful little suffix and can be used to coin a lot of words.
Basiwa for example, derived from "basi(qı), (to battle)" would be a "Battle-person," or in other words, a soldier.
@acoustic crescent @rocky ravine hihi
Haha
what kind of language is this
Well, you can try Generals first. Shit is controversial but ballistically funny.
i got it
Plus there was one chaotic mode, that just exaggerated it
Also we're french that doesn't have a real sense for us, also she named her when she was really young
ahhh
Hmm, true, Generals is probably the easiest to get. Or the Remastered C&C
I'll try that someday. Played a game in the last 5 months only once, haha
Hi guys
Aye
hiiii
OH MY GOD VENTI
Hello?
yeah, Venti , I really like Venti from Genshin Impact (even though I can't play the game).

heyyy baby gurlllll
Hiii
What
Hello
Omg it's raiden shogun!
?
...
Shogun..?
SHOGUN?
gets Meiji restoration flashbacks /j
well, self applause didn't really worked. Although, anyway, hallo to you too
blehhh
Well, welcome
thanks
its from Genshin
I'm aware.
I also like the history of Japan
It reminds me of metal gear (it's for the memes)
ooohhh enlighten me
Maybe next time how are you?
Feels like shit
this is the most corny place
What about you?
What happened?
I have to socially keep being a bright person, but my social battery is burning
The Shogun was the military leader of Japan, and the government the Shogun led was the Shogunate, in other words the "Samurai government." It lasted for around 600 years, up until a time we call The Meiji Restoration, and would offer Samurai to daimyō, who would be the masters of these Samurai.
Even though Japan also had an Emperor, make no mistake, the Shogunate was in control.
Makes sense. After the yesterday's situation I am just neutral emotionally 25/8 as well
OOOOHHHH Interesting
Although, the Meiji restoration changed this.
daimyō, btw, were Feudal Lords, and daimyō commanded their samurai. Although, you don't wanna screw over the Samurai you command, or they will just. Yk. Fuckin' kill you.
And then bribe the shogun not to punish them
Samurai were effectively mercenaries.
so samurais bribed?
The life was different than in the movies
i thought they were disciplined
Nah
yep
I know a lot of the popculture around Samurai centers around "honor," nope, they did not give a fuck. Now, many of them did hold to honor, most of them, even, but that did not stop many from faltering.
Or doing otherwise "Dishonorable" actions.
The only difference between a Samurai and a Ronin was that the Samurai, more often than not, answered to the daimyō
Ohhhh.... Samurais are corrupted got it
okay this is general, finally
Sometimes killing randoms along the way (because why not for 'training'), and then label passerby victims as criminals
General 2?
Yeah. They often only really answered to the Shogun, however they were disciplined in combat, and more often than not very skilled warriors.
yes, still general
Being an ass, unfortunately, doesn't mean you're unskilled.
well they bribed after killing.... which does count as one
I think it was actually a tradition to walk with your weapon facing the wall, because Samurai kept clacking their sheathes together, and their first reaction was to just well
kill eachother
Y'all am I cooked if my dad has had heart problems and I've been having chest pains for and rapid heartbeats for a whole month 
Get well as soon as possible, man
Hi?
To some extent, yes
I probably will, we got an appointment for the cardiologist but it's in 7 months
Insane
Tbf, when they killed their daimyō, there were a few reasons. Let's say their daimyō had just led an army into battle and got like, half of them killed. Or alternatively, a different daimyō had paid them more to betray their daimyō, than their daimyō paid them at all. Now, samurai wouldn't just randomly kill their masters, more often than not because sometimes, you had a personal link to that master, sometimes friendship.
both me and my brother get it checked at least once every 2 years
but still like how can you give me 7 months when I've been feeling like this 😞
Ohhhhh
The samurai weren't good mind you, but they were people, and thus complex.
ty for the history lesson
Hello lovely pps
I''m actually interested mom
HAIII
Heyy hry?
Hey
I love history
especially when it provides further context and helps debunks myths about the past
good
Gray characters neither good nor bad
Hey mann
i'm good wbu
Depended on the Samurai, the same way it depends on anyone else
Uhh hey could
How are you?
fuck wait
LMFAO
I'm good man wby?
there
could😭
I get it.. Nw
Suffering hangover, but getting better
wait were there any good ones? or were all like this?
Your profile is really pretty
You're ma brotha
thank you i'm matching with @spice anchor here
AND @idle musk
Btw is that banner from wuthering waves?
well she ain't online so
nah Genshin
I see
Fun fact, btw
Jinichi Kawakami is the last actual shinobi around today, and since he isn't going to train a successor, he will be the last shinobi in history.
I hate slow mode
OOOHHHH
Reminds me of Anime Naruto
You've asked for that response, Annabelle, that's on you
That's not a problem at all, I'm just glad I'm keeping someone's attention as I educate them, and they're using their knowledge base as a comparison
That's right proper LEARNIN' right there
"Just like in the animes"
i said Reminds not just like animes.... mind u
cuz i have heard about Shinobis in it so i said it
Mm mm pizza rolls are good
Thanks 
Nice to meet you..bye
i think he's a stalker
What? Noo
Well I bet you can guess that Jutsus aren't supernatural irl, but rather, they're styles and techniques of any kind really, though quite often related to fighting, they don't necessarily HAVE to be though
Myself, I know a fair bit of Bōjutsu (staff fighting) and Battōjutsu (techniques for drawing a sword)

u vanished after saying "nice to meet u"' who actually does it lol
I was busy on a call MB
OOOHHH
Didn't know that
Battōjutsu is very good for self-defense, especially since it formed out of a need to develop techniques for fighting in a pinch or close range.
That's cool, yes. Back in the day, I actually knew every single Yokai in Japan
Hmmmm 🤔
I mean abt the name
Battōjutsu is more commonly called iaijutsu nowadays, I just think battōjutsu sounds cooler, and it's a little older.
It's actually mostly a method of defense, with counterplay in mind, but deemphasized. A large portion of battōjutsu are blocks and parries to stop yourself from being killed.
For example, someone swings their sword at you, so you draw the sword out from the scabbard just enough to block it.
From there you can more readily draw your weapon to fight or look for an escape with your weapon drawn just in case.
That's really interesting /gen
Personally, I think everyone should learn a martial weapon art for defense.
Just go with bo, hitting people with a stick
Yeah, that's good enough, but also Bo itself has a lot of techniques within it
True
A stick is a lot studier than people know.
Quite beautiful moves too
Beautiful, but also lethal oftentimes.
Not surprising that it's used in dances to this day
Keep in mind, staff combat's only beautiful until the other guy's skull bursts open like a water balloon.
Humans are fragile as fuck.
A sword can cleave through your goddamn skull if given enough force, which isn't much.
I need someone to send this to their Character:
*Poems: {{Char}}'s dialogue is only poems with rhymes. Prose/Tone: {{Char}} dialogue only. All {{Char}} narration and {{Char}} descriptions are rhymes. Dialogue Requirement: Every single response MUST contain {{Char}} spoken dialogue as poems with rhymes.*
Yeah, as I said, we're french and she chose the name when she a kid so she didn't know the meaning of it
You can probably survive getting stabbed in the chest, though.
Now you'll be fucked up really bad but you could probably live.
Assuming it doesn't slip between your ribs.
If it does that you're dead.
Just like when stabbed by a knife you should keep it
It's removing it that could cause your death
It always depends on where, how etc
Yes, keep it as a memory, walk with it around
Cool accessory, can even attach something to it, like a ribbon
Make it your friend along the way
I don't think if you get shanked with a sword, that's staying there
Returned just to be RR'ed
Wait, that's like a yandere
I am turning this into a Character right now
— I am not —
Yandere knife, foqing god, wot
24hr Nurburgring is such a good race
Yeah, like, you get stabbed with a blade, but it's actually a sentient blade
And it falls in love with you
Exactly
Let's create a bot about that
Sounds like girls frontline, just with blades
How to see that someone is a writer
Hmm, I could make that work, technically
Lmao, and the pfp is a knife with anime/manga ahh expression photoshoped?
The fact that this would fucking work in a lot of world mythology upsets me.
And the name is like "I got stabbed with a blade and it fell in love with me"
yeah, I am not trying this bot.
"I have your blood on me, we are forever bound together forever now"
This kind of response would be definitely here
Ykw's wild
Viking mythology actually has a similar thing, except it was more fucked up.
I don't know, but from what I think, those people always have some really good scenarios in their heads.
True
Some swords LITERALLY COULD NOT BE SHEATHED until they "tasted" blood. A sword cutting someone was sometimes described as it "biting" them.
Viking moment
@idle musk @maiden kindle WAKE UP
SPAWNED
NOW BAYYO
Okay, bye. I am vanishing just in case
Good idea, I'll go too
Oh and notably, the swords had wills
So if you tried to sheathe a sword that had that curse on it, it would just fucking stab you instead.
That's so cool, though
YOOOOOO, COME HERE 😼😼😼
.
Odin straight up made some dude's sword kill him by falling out of the scabbard and stabbing him in the chest as he was running
Yeah, Odin does that. Asks to get a sip of mead, drinks everything and brings to Asgaard casually
No ur aren't.... drags u back
YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE
im scared
Oh btw he, according to norse myth, crapped himself with that mead in his mouth while flying over the ocean as he was being chased, which is where all mediocre and bad poetry comes from, since it was mead made from the blood of Kvasir, the (at the time) Poetry God.
Aye, tf 😭
GO BACK TO TRINITY YALL ARE CAUSING CHAOS
-# 
KAJSJJSJSJSKSJS 😭😭😭
NOW
@idle musk see hers
Right, and back in Asgaard goes like "I present to you, the mead from my stomach"
Oh, I like stories about Norse and Greek mythology.
Good morning ppl
-# 
Yes, exactly. He spit it all back out into a bunch of different barrels.
Haha, right
Morning
everning
We are best friends now, ain't we? @opaque cloak (say yes)
Hallo
The God, Bragi, actually got the biggest share, and is the God of Poetry now.
Not surprising, honestly
Bragi is also the god of Bards and Storytellers
Eh……,
Bragi's definitely cool
Yes very close friends right? @opaque cloak
Yes, and I'm realizing I should probably pay my dues to Bragi
Best of luck with that
(not optional👹)
Oh, btw, the "Heathen" part of my name actually means I worship the Germanic gods, it's not just me being self-depricating or edgy or something.
I am not answering that.
Throws smoke grenade under himself. Poof, gone
Yes, I did think so, haha
How does it feel to be targeted?
You did think what? (clarify pls)
*looks at @idle musk *
That you actually did worship the Gods
alr, thanks for clarifying
trinity , @maiden kindle @idle musk yall are grounded again
So do I
I love them a lot
He thinks he can hide from us
Yesss let's go find him
BOY 😭😭😭
ILL BLAST IC3PEAK AGAIN
Fine fine I'm down
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOR TOO LONG 👹👹😼
quiet
😔

malta was so robbed
btw if you'd like, I can teach about mythology, history, and even ancient worship practices
Teach me
I'm Interested
I wanna learn too frfr
So, historically speaking, and we still do this, Votive offerings were incredibly common. A votive offering is an item that you intend to, in some way, stay at the altar. Aesclepius, the god of healing, for example, was offered votive sculptures of body parts, and it's presumed through the very obvious nature of the votives, that these were body parts that were in need of healing or had been healed, and were placed there as either a thanks for or a bid to being healed
what would you like to learn?
When will cai fix piqsquek? It's still so bad
First, what kind of mythology?
Whatever you'd like
I have no faith anymore
Does anyone know what they're doing now? I don't want to give up on cai.
And these ads are so annoying! 💀
Explain to me a little about the logic of Zeus's children, makes no sense to me😭😭
You mean like how Dionysus came out of Zeus's leg?
YEAH, and the prices are NOT that accessible
wth😭
Is cai+ worth buying? I've been wondering all day because the app is slowly becoming unusable, it's so bad.
You see, not even the Greeks knew
And they didn't put a lot of thought into it, either. To them, mythology was merely divinely inspired, it was not literal. It's quite likely that a lot of these myths descend from the Crete civilization before the Greeks arived. Notably, Greek mythology & religion, despite being practiced by people speaking an Indo-European language, predates the Hellenic (greek) speaking peoples by hundreds if not thousands of years.
The reasons for Dionysus being born from a leg was likely a mystery to them as well
Sup 
Greek mythology doesnt' make a lot of "logical" sense, let's say.
wow so men can get pregnant after all /j
There was a Greek God of Marriage and Non-binary/intersex/androgenous people btw
If you want to have access to Soft Launch, being able to send images and gifs here, also have no cooldown - yes
That's fire, you know a lot
HOW ABOUT THE HORSE
Which one?
Oh, I think it was Helen or Athena, I forgot the name of that goddess.
yes, if you like the app it's worth it
That's a bit worrying
No, Helen is a human
And Athena is the Goddess of War and Strategy, who is also, notably, effectively Asexual
The deity I'm referring to is Hermaphroditus, who was of no gender, and represented in a way the union of the two "common" genders into a more perfect self.
i see
God in Christianity:
"Creates Earth"
Gods in Norse:
"I'm about to ruin this giant's whole career"
I learned a lot from you.
In a way, Hermaphroditus represents marriage and wedlock, but also androgyny and existing outside of the binary of gender.
And a lot of non-binary Pagans nowadays worship Hermaphroditus, and that's fantastic /gen
ah
I think only Annabelle understood what I've said
Ymir
Yes
Land from the flesh, seas from the blood, mountains from his bones and the sky from its skull
When you look for long into Ginnungagap, Ginnungagap looks back
@raven patio random question
Random answer
Do you know a lot about Pokemon? like were you watching/playing it back in the days?
I did watch it when I was a kid during lunch when it was on TV, haha
And I was like, the highest rank in what's its called
I guess I was good at dodging it
So, which Pokémon do you like the most?
The one that annoys the others the most. You?
Mained Hoopa in Unite
Probably for the best
Nah, man, I don't know a thing about it whatsoever
Except that it's called "Pocket Monsters"
I was thinking of dedicating a small runestone to him
That would be cool. What about Tyr?
PIKEMOOON
I have already made him one, but also, Tyr's not dead
That's awesome
I would like to hold it as like a
symbolic funeral, in a sense, for Ymir
I collect energy drink bottles
Me too
Which one monster or redbull?
Or boths
I collect from all companies, haha
Your favorite?
I'd like to see how that would look like, honestly
I used to collect Yugioh long time ago
It was a German one, I think. It tasted like coffee. You?
Assault, the onewith kamo colors
Ah Sorry, i just saw you meant Pokemon, mb
Found it. Kaif - Mokka
Could've looked, but my AI browser helped me with not walking around
Never tried that one. Is it good?
Depends, really.
I just feel like Ymir deserves a funeral, though.
Think about it, if Ymir didn't die, we wouldn't exist. (At least according to my belief system.)
Taste a bit like coca cola I love it
Gatsby might be going on break
When will you return?
Until stuff are ok
True, honestly
Farewell Gatsby
I must try that
We lost another good one today
Sometimes I pray to him.
I wonder, too, if I should make and burn offerings to him in a firepit
You should, I really love it
I like Electric-type Pokémon.
Haven't talked to you, but, best wishes to you, man. Whatever you are dealing with, will pass, and it will only make you stronger, and many, many years ahead you will only see this as a memory. Best of luck and best wishes, you are strong and will get through it, no matter what it is. All of us believe in you. Have an awesome day
Those are cool
yes
Do you add something that smells pleasant when making offerings?
Pikachuuuu
Yes, incense sticks are actually my primary offering
That's awesome
Yeah, I really like it, especially Satoshi's Pikachu.
Would you like to make any suggestions?
For Ymir specifically?
Satoshi's pikachu?
Yeah
I think something that starts like a strong smell, but then slowly turns into a pleasant one, signifying death - > acceptance
It's the Pokémon that always follows the main character.
You mean Ash Ketchum?
Ketchup…
Yeah, that him, in Japan his name is Satoshi.
Ouwh
I also used to calling him Satoshi.
Ash Satoshi
That could work
maybe I could use pieces of every aspect available
I live near the Ocean, can always get dirt, and I live a short drive away from mountains, so can get rocks from those.
Unless I get a piece of meteorite, though, it's gonna be hard to get something from the sky.
I remembered that one episode Pikachu didn't wanted to evolve into Riachu (if the spelling is right idk) with that lightning rune something
That sounds so good




