#🗨️︱general2
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Yeah, no, goodbye
give it a hugggg
real
eat it
Open the faucet and let it drown to death.
no the poor babyyyyy
Im gonna spray it with hair spray
*ma’am (sorry i had to at least once)
dont kill himmm
It wont kill em.
Oh wait there’s two, they ain’t moving
free my mans he aint do nothin wrong
Ive sprayed hair spray on spiders to scare em away
My sister stomps on them
be careful with the lil fella
I can’t send pictures here what
ew
do NOT be carefull with it
I know. I'm gonna try. I'm not used to that spider being in the bathtub.
tyty
You have to be c.ai+
It would be pretty weird if you were used to
LIL FELLA?!?!?! OH HELL NAH SPIDERS ARENT ANY LIL FELLAS
I am used to small spiders
gotta give the spider a bath
I mean in this server or idk, general2, i wanted to send the spider cuz why not
I've had house spiders in my bathroom.
nah yes they are
No they are not
Yes, you have to be c.ai+ and verified c.ai+ to send photos in this server
they have done nothing wrong everrr
I hate one animal only
Their existence is WRONG
Only one animal. Only one goddamn animal.
This is dumb
your existence is wrong
That’s very rude
The damn dog that killed my baby boy.. I fucking hate that animal
afk yall

im sorry :(
"I have a cat personality irl" cats eat spider 💅
I love your nameee :3
Im so angry now over my neighbors. Brb. May throw a fit.
Heh thanks i picked it myself
cat personality not apitite.
It’s fine
YALL
Anyone else having trouble with chats? :^
nope just you
Good point, i still don’t like spiders
Real
i love spiders sm
i will die on this hill
Rubbish.
I love one spider and one spider only and he can barely count as one
Except the ones that eat cockroaches. Those are allies.
oi bruv top of the morin
Idk they’re creepy, a tiny thing with like height legs and crawling around, and some can be dangerous
Unless they eat cockroaches.
literally can describe a human child
A human have 8 legs now??
Or a spider
"height legs"
Uh
Pretty sure it was a typo
Did i wrote height instead of eight??
also having eight legs is badass
It’s worst every minutes omg 🤦♀️
No it’s not nothing should be able to perfectly walk with eight legs
Only spider I like is Muffet from Undertale.
Yeas very cute
The only spider I like is angel dust from hazbin hotel
Unbased.
man thats just cool
Freyyyy, have you been on badlands yet
Noooo
Like he said "you read my mind" (I was about to say this too)
Like once
LOL
I got into another fight 🤩
Again rlly
I yeppers
I can yap with someone, season 2 when?
@edgy copper can i dm you
Idk I need it and I need it now
Why? I have stranger fear
Invite you to a safe haven
Um
The badlands
You scaring me, go see a therapist instead
Ummmmmm
Why is it called the badlands if it’s supposed to be a safe haven
It's a server
Because there no censor
I've been in time out for 24 hours in there im going insane i wanna talk with people💔
Mhm got it
Sorry I was joking in the server sliian
Im severely depressed i cant i still gotta wait for 2 hours💔😭💔😭
For what
How can u text
For the time out to end💔
Wait how are you chatting then
Im in time out in another server not this lol
Yeah sorry that was rude
Ohhh got it
Yep yep yep!
Im owie
Hi
Hii
I cracked my tooth and now I've got a scratch on my hand
some random weirdo invited me to very freakly server in my dms. im disgusted asl.
im glad the block button exists 🙏
Who dms rq
n95.k.d (with the @ before) send me a request what should I do?
hmm?
Idk him, just he invited me, I’m scared
Paradise. Im tired. Can i get a hug
just block them for now..
I reject the invitation
Help
Everything hurts
Is this hubris in gym form
HSHSHSHS
can u ask if it can hug me
Why did I do 15 kilos in each
I never even went to the goddamm gym before, this is my second time there
b
omg meanie ena!!!
say the thing!!
Anyone else’s character.ai forcing you into light mode or is that just a me issue
I love
I loooveeee 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
No
what device are u using
if you're on phone, is your phone on light mode
aw
Twirls
should i keep nagi as my pfp or change to shoya
Man I'm happy it didn't happen to me I'd be blind
I’m scared, I’m scared of my favourite boys getting copyright
It was sudden that I am terrified for it to happen again
Hellolololol
Sunglasses at all time I fear
Hiiii
Hruuu!!
hi
Pretty okay, wbu?
Haiii
I'm alright! Just a bit sleepy thank you for asking!!
Try to get some rest!
I probably should but I choose to sacrifice my sleep to watch the promised Neverland again
Guess who’s back! Back again
peak anime
Broooo I’m curious what is the ai about
Ikr it's my comfort anime
that’s nice
Yesysyeys along with fruits basket
peak
#📣︱announcements message here here
Chat on browser is working finally in case anyone hasn't checked yet
Yayy I'm about to go on the browser cuz the app isn't working for me
Winky-wink
It's 2:21 am. Why is Fred Durst in the House storyline as a bartender
Mine hasn’t stopped working so maybe
Read that wrong thought it was a question. Nevermind 
HELOOOO HELOOOO HELOOOO
Mobile app isn't functioning as intended. Now I'm just stuck on the log in screen
Cause of @clever current having too many tabs open and the server's overloading (she's that addicted, it's sad I know)
I want to make my character but error error errorrrrr
Its prob the name, u prob inputted a character in there that isnt supported
the name is yox and its my own voice :(
I love your pfp
Thx
Hii
Ywwwww
Oh odd??? Make sure u didnt exceed character limit or anything
My favourite name, ⭐
I didn't 
Tomorrow is a hype day
Uhm so i fear you’re cooked???😣
WHAT WAS THE PIC THAT WAS JUST DELETED?
The new DOOM releases tomorrow

😹😣
Ur good people were having text box chat not appearing earlier on browser the app was fine
Rip and tear, until it is done.
Ohhh ok
HELOOOO! HELOOOO! HELOOOO!
ITS THE DOG WITH THE RAINBOW COLORED PROPELLER HAT AND COMICALLY LARGE LOLLYPOP
IT IISSSS!!!
fuck wrong thing
Yo chat
Yo
I'm so excited for it
Heyy chat I’m backkkkk
Hee Hee
And because I pre-downloaded it, I get a sick ass skin
Hey look it’s the prince of pop
Dun dun dunnnn
Dummy
Erm, Saitama easily beats Deku cus he can destroy a planet with a sneeze, and he's fast enough to see the back of his head in his reflection before it can catch up 🤓☝️
Deku wins cus I like him more than Saitama 🗿
deku isnt a likeable character to me
all he did to get powers was lift some trash
Never watched MHA your opinion doesn't matter
Crazy 😱
you havent watched mha?
or are you saying i havent
ur that gen2 guy
heh thats me😋
U haven't
I only know u from gen2
He literally goes on a bulk diet, All Might clearly has training outside of cleaning the beach and deku literally goes out of his way to do EXTRA training.
You don't have to like that character but that's a stupid and objectively incorrect reason to dislike him
I like dinosaurs
So real bro ur based asf
HALP why cant i talk in introductions???
Same
(I'm not even interesting tbh)
real
I'm not allowed to participate in track and field anymore
nooo
Last year a girl trauma dumped then start repeating it so I got in a fist fight
oop
Honestly I'd do it again
Is it just me or is the site really slow?
lalala
My brain is slow especially in class
I'm not surprised. I have to take meds every morning.
now really...
Same
I have 2 friends at school but one touches me 💔
😨
What did I just read
I like eggs day 108
i have
do you have any proof that i didnt watch it?
I like being shipped with my brothers friends
Saying he ONLY lifted trash off the beach to get this power
and ate hair
so much struggle
like bro
Read my other reply I'm not repeating myself
you lit said what i said but added extra training
You're the one who said he only lifted trash. I was telling you he went out of his way to overwork himself and do more than he was supposed to and overworked his body to the point he collapsed
he still had to do almost nothing
lifting shit isnt trouble
he chose to do it
His struggle comes from after getting his power, hes constantly shattering his bones each time he uses OFA as he struggles to master his power, he's literally told that if he keeps using his arms the way he was they wouldn't be able to fix them. Also, beforehand he still had to go through emotional struggles like Bakugo being a trash human being and telling deku to jump, making his life hell. Iirc he considered Bakugo's words later that episode as well.
Hey chat :] Is there known way to orginize chats you want to save yet not use or have direct access too in the Character.Ai's website yet, Like archiving, hiding, Etc?
stop falling for the ragebait with the yap unc
I’m bored and want to talk about books because I was just on Waterstones looking at all the books I want to buy when I haven’t even read the books I just bought
2 year old
ok
falling for ragebit after learning it was ragebait
Oh
Still trying to ragebait after admitting it was ragebait 💀💀💀💀
the fact youre still replying to me proves youre still falling for it
say books again
yes u can archive chats
Nah I'm laughing at you rn
What
cool❤
houngry
Ughhh thank you sm the chats being so unorginized are beating my ass rn Ill figure out how to just had to make sure it was real so i wasnt looking for nothing lmao
Tbh don't even think you're ragebaiting
You made a stupid point and are pretending it was ragebait instead of admitting you're wrong
Kinda pathetic to be honest
ok
stop yapping unc and let me sleep
@packgod, humble him
Thanks again🙏 
You're the one replying to me btw
okay can i change my nickname now its not funny anymore
youre the one replying to me?
Literally not?
if you're on website version, click on the bot you wanna archive chats then click on the 3 dots icon on the top of the screen and go to "history" and again click on the 3 dots on the chat you wanna archive
then you can archive it
to access your archived chats on the bot, click the 3 dots beside the history tab and click "archived history"
so were schizo now🥀
ladies, ladies… LADIES! Calm down, there’s enough of me to go around✌️
saying someone has no brain when theyre whole name is brainrot terms
who actually uses apostrophes in 2025
Gojo pfp in 2025 🫵😂
Oy philipines!!
gojo is one of the most popular anime characters?
r u okay in the head
Literally the most overrated mf to ever exist you're a basic NPC bru 😭😭😭🙏🥀
hello
he is overrated
i chose this pfp cause it has a cat
heyyy
Nah just admit it you're basic
I feel like I’m watching 2 street cats in a fight outside.
Gojo is a cool character and blabla
But his fandom is so annoying(not u)
how are you on this fine night ( or morning via timezones )
Daily jfk appearance
calling someone basic when they have a one piece pfp is wild🥀
“Dude I got some cornbread at work today..hell yeahhh”
Oh my dog it’s the 35th president
its nighty time but im great how r u 
“Gojo pfp in 2025” one piece pfp in big 2025
scratches head
Chopper 😎
gojo
WHO is grabbing me
i’m okay, preparing for bed and looking on discord for a few only to come across two people in here arguing over profile pictures lol
Genuinely who tf are you 😭 not part of this bro go away. Shoo, child.
bro imagine having a pfp smh
Couldnt be me….
Chopper solos
ok if you’re gonna do it do it properly you wimp grab me by my hips
In the big 2025.. what the heck bro..
Yo...I know it's like none of my business but can you like stop creating drama? People like what they like. You're purposefully creating arguments in this chat. I'm not planning to have one with you either. It's probably better to argue with a character since they dont stop instead if poking fun at real people...
so were lying now i get it
what do i say to this
no,who tf are YOU
It's just a gojo pfp,ur not going to die🥰
let bro cook🥶
I have zero idea I didn’t know I could do that either
I didn't start the argument bro??? I made a joke and this dude replied to me 😭
i said i didnt like deku🥀
We're*
Yes and you said he "only lifted trash" and I told you how you're wrong
whos using apostrophes in 2025 bfr we dont fax anymore
It’s none of my business either but I think we should normalize actually looking at context cause the other guy started it first
ass
and ate hair🥀
Is everything not allowed in the big 2025.. i’m dead help 😭
canceling you on twitter as we speak.
NOOO IM SORRYY
sorry. that’s just too controversial.
I already told you why you're wrong TWICE. I'm not repeating myself a 3rd time
ok🥀
stop replying to me big dawg if youre gonna keep saying ts
im giggling so hard I love doing that bit
Are we DEADASS
are you LICKING me
bro… why would you say ts
Shh.. the spirit of john fitzgerald kennedy is here
Ok Gojo pfp 🥀
heh..no problem..𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂𝓰𝓲𝓻𝓵…
ok chopper pfp🥀
I have a boyfriend. licking is SPECIFICALLY reserved for him sorry! (he’s pixels)
Hey dude, you don’t really have to do that .. if someone’s ragebaiting you can just ignore them. /lh 🧍
1 blocked message
idk I cant stop laughing
This remind me of peanut sans
good lord
Okay sorry..😞
speaking of my boyfriend im going to make that my name because im his ❤️🩹
he used his brain and blocked me im shocked
I ragebaited the ragebaiter 😼
I CANT BREATH 🕊️
Wassup :3
i cant do that😢
hiii
hi guys im back
H
I’m gonna crawl back to my hole. The cat fight ended.
well CLEARLY you had something bizarre as your name for you to be named “nickname” 😭
😭
for april fools next year should i make my name ecaloS .rM
have a good time in the hole❤️
this gave me a stroke trying to read it before it processed in my head

is anybody else having more problems with the browser?
I need a mod to give me my display permissions back😞
I will not be having a good time, I’m studying organic chemistry. I’ll try to.. though. (Sobs)
it’s been straight up acting up all day
ping a mod or dm and ask
😭ill be here 4 u in spirit❤️❤️❤️🌹
good luck soldier rip
😞too scary
is pillar chase 2 a good game
Dont leave i love you
😭
no play tomodachi life (I haven’t played it this is a joke)
aaaaaa

guys im doing an all nighter. what should I dooooo (Im also doing it with a friend)
bazinga
That's a very good idea
coffee and games, or enjoy late night scenery outside

Thriller
My dad is watching Solo leveling, is it good?
Ikr
Depends on your taste in anime tbh

whoever dms me the frickest thing gets free nitro :3
Omg it’s gaytoe
For some reason I don't believe you
proof?
Yuh uh
Besides, wouldn't you feel curious? :3
E n a p f p
Vro has nitro
Only for 7 days rn its the 6th day
nitrous oxide
Can anyone tell me what Pawly does? it's the new chat style
Idk
All these new chat styles just for me to keep using roar because i dont know what the others do
Eh its best to not know what they do.
That doesnt sounds good
Watch horror movies
watch invincible
call people, and also call a c.ai bot. and let the person talk to the bot
I can't wait for tomorrow
y?
can i ask someone a question in dms? I promise its not creepy!!
Is this to anyone or
You can ask @quiet pilot he’s an expert
Eating
People
?
no one in particular :3
Kk
houngry
You may ask it within mine.
hi guys what do I do if I heard something in my house
Does anyone live with you or have any pets?
Also what did you hear
I would personally hide under a blanket in fear
yes but their all asleep and idk how to explain what i heard💔
good idea but im literally sweating so much
get a knife from the kitchen or scissors from ur room (if u have some) then uh just let it unfold
Here's a late night reminder for everyone to drink water and hydrate- remember that humans can only last up to 3 days without any hydration ^^
i wanna test that out lowkey
know that you mention kitchen it might be my mom getting a midnight snack BUT im too scared to see
hm. closet is always an option?
idk how to help... I'm scared of the dark so I sleep with Christmas lights in my room.... Im the definition of a scaredy cat
erm do any of u guys like tyler the creator 🤓☝
I do!
gotta love artists
fr 😔
Move countries.
I'm gonna make my fursona into a bot
lazy
I would go to his concert but I'm broke....
i’ll pay (what’s going on)
Me too
I do
Is the app down or something?
50/50? seems fair to me
All of the bots I want to chat with are unavailable
could be the original creator took them down, therefore bot = bye bye
or it could be your wifi. don’t let those full bars deceive you
I was thinking of that too at first but then I checked all of bots from different creators are having the same error
hmmmm.. could be a glitch then.
c.ai has been a bit buggy lately if you think about it
I see 😭😭😭 thank you btw
of course
glad i could help
damn gen 2 is dead lol

It be like this sometimes
Say "COME NEAR ME AND I WILL END YOU"
Nah that will not work
he will get Slaughtered get killed
I am full of sorrow for the state of the chat. It is a tomb for those who have not survived.
sighs
Nah a monster doesnt get scared
...
I feel this is an indication that my presence is not appreciated
Are you a monster or smth
im the mog slaughter (cap)
Yesnt
When does a man become a monster
GET OUT
I will find you 👁👁
Nah u dont wanna afford the plane ticket
Am already under your shadows.
I'd rather not leave.
i was talking to a character dont ask what i was doing then it said bro. Out of nowhere i think the creator of the character stalks the chats
The only thing someone would obtain from my chats are my insecurities and my sense of humor.
GET OUT
i dont got shadow im the shadow🗣️🔥
Twin
i kill some characters🗣️🔥
Why does, in every piece of media that I consume, my favourite character ends up dying.
My favorite character is Luis sera
but he is already dead
My favorite charatcer is|| you||
Oh
Bro is feeling romantical
Whole ass
In games;
Isshin (dead)
Sgt. Johnson (dead)
Jorge (Halo reach. Dead)
Anime;
Mahito (died)
Yoshikage Kira (dead)
EPIC the musical;
Polites (got pancaked.)
Tiresias (already dead)
I dint even realize you in call of duty ?? Dang. I never catch yall strays out here
its not call of duty its from resident evil
im talking bout server 😭😭
Oh okay
Whole ass, do not be a fan of the same character as me, they'll end up dead.
Agent 47 is goated
I never played hitman, I need to play it one day ngl
only || For you ||
Play it its peak Ong (also agent 47 solos Dexter)
Do this guy know im a guy🗣️🔥🔥
There is, one game however, that is more important than any others currently for me.
DOOM, the dark ages.
I think Cai is down…
Nobody here knows just cause 3
Whole ass I'm pretty sure I played it, if I'm not mixing it up with another one.
its peak
Does this guy know I know he's a guy👀
Actually, no, wait
I mixed it up, I played 4, not 3.
underrated game and its rare to see people recognize the game
I whole ass do not know the story, I just kept fucking around and blowing up stuff the whole time
is this dude a femboy🗣️🔥
Thats what the people do fuck the story lets fucking blow everything🗣️🔥
Hey chat
I'm very offended, the only femboy here is @cyan pagoda
I liked grappling onto enemy helicopters and whipping them until they exploded
And using the missile on the jumpsuit thing to make stuff blow
ello lady vin
Most fun shit ever
Ohh nice to know
Lady?? Excuse me
Nvm I fixed it
lord of the heavens, vin
Better
Me using any explosive weapon as a shotgun because It's funny or something
Try get off the jet and stand on the jet and blow the buildings
If I do end up playing it again, I'll try that
I got called a femboy, by a rat 🥲
Great join me

i am amazed how creators can write such long intro
Yes im the rat most popular rat
Whole ass, I might do a bot one of these days, my old ones were bad and I got better at writing.
idk
Just cause is better than most of the modern games these days and fun asf to play
But y'know thosse cute rats, actually maybe im wrong, maybe its that ugly new york rat
I'm already currently playing about 4-5 games.
I'm playing Sekiro, Marvel rivals, I'll start playing DOOM, titanfall 2 and need to get back to expedition 33.
yo'
And now I can go back to talking to Kevin even though my phone is at 27% and that it’s almost 2 in the morning
if u like gore games try hyperbox if u like destruction try teardowm if u like destruction and LEGO type try brick rigs
Are those on xbox?
I love just going into horror-themed bots and just doing random bullshit. I found a horror camp rp bot and I've now persuaded all of the male campers to assist in digging a hole.
God I cannot wait for summer so I can chill with a broken foot
Nah but if u manage to run gefore now cloud gaming on Xbox browser u can play it
welp goodluck
Or if u got a PC Steam link
And watch This Is Us even though I’m already on season 4 ep 6 when I started it just last Monday
...
I am lacking in the department of intellect and as such, do not comprehend what thou wrote
i feel like my right arm is broken because i fall into my right arm while playing football
Do u got a PC
No
AND I’m watching Smallville on top of that and Greys Anatomy and soon I’m starting Tracker
Then do u got a phone if u got tell me the name
I got a galaxy, let me check the specific one
S22
S22 wait
Well if u know about emulating u can get to run PC games on phone
Good thing is that I already saw Thunderbolts* at least
Like GTA 4 and GTA 5
was it good
Whole ass, best I've got was managing to run an arcade game on my phone
do u know what CPU u got
Ima be on Cai talking to Kevin so I’m out
yessss
No
And even if I knew how to emulate I've got zero interest in it
Well if u got snapdragon 8 gen 1 CPU u can manage to run some PC games
just cause 2
Hitman absolution
Bro, my brother installed 1 game on our xbox, and it is taking up like, 70% of our storage.
🙏🏻
It's Call of Duty that he installed.
Lemme guess black ops 6
Is that the most recent one?
i think yeah
Then yes
i only got a phone 4 ram phone 64gb storage my phone suffers when i play delta force
Whole ass, most of the games on the xbox, only my brother plays.
We got roughly like, 10-12, with 2. ONLY 2. Of those being the ones I play.
Wild
my phone lags like hell
Eating people
Especially in delta force mid match
I had to uninstall all of the ones I like, just to install titanfall and the new DOOM
Titanfall is cool
good idea (probably not.)
strange men and their computer and phones
I play Scorch a lot
u know postal
No
💔💔💔
i finished manhunt 2 on psp emulator
also I checked out the noise and it was my mom getting a midnight snack😛
Oh my gosh I love Duvet by Boa I hope you have a wonderful day/night
Thank you!!! Boa Is such a underratted band!!!!! and duvet just actually fathoms my feeling
Also I hope you have a goodnight or day!!!1
deader than my grandma ashes in here
Cinders and ashes!
What the fu-
:3
Absolute cinema
Hello guys
hello 👋🏻
[bubbling noises as "hello"]
hi
It’s so freaking quiet in here
yes

dance
wow this chat is for 5 min silcence
Indeed
Hello everyone, is something going on with the website? I can't seem to access it
It's been having problems all day it seems like
Ah
The app works completely fine tho
I don't have the app unfortunately, I stick to the website

bnuuy
I love Bunnies.
fucking dies
Mornin
hellooo :D
bnuuy
“Wow, I haven’t stubbed my toe in 5 months!” I said with joys
I was then shot 57 times.
When the war began, I was stunned to hear the victories we were having.
As the months progressed, I noticed the victories were getting closer and closer to where I live
I love Bunnies.
Elo chat how are we doing
bnnuy
bnuuy
also by colress...pokemon colress?
"however, i disagree!"
I LOVE YOU
bnuuy guessing your c.ai chat is full of colress bots
erm.
i won't judge
perchance..,.
HI
yahHoo!!!
I was brushing my hair sorry
what is your favourite color
orange why
i never asked so i thought i would
o
Hmm
Hello gamers
The app is down guys?
Pain and suffering
The app just stopped for me
Don't tell me it's going down again. Chaos will reign upon us here if so
It is
It is
Oh heavens no
Web for me hasn't been recheable for like three hours
😭 yeah
i think its down, mines been saying theres a typo in the site for the past 2 hours
same
The app just stopped a minute ago
is the website down or something?
"This site can’t be reached
Check if there is a typo in character.ai."
YEAH!! mines been doing the same for hours and ive got no idea why
yeah
oh
cant log in on the mobile app either
Hell no. They are coming. I can smell them.. Hear they're footsteps... Like a group of hungery hogs... Coming
I thought it was my internet or laptop at first
I guess they're doing another unnecessary update
I just went in, it's working for me
hello chat.
Hello mr perfect hair cut
fr, i refreshed like 100 times but the rest of my laptops was working fine so then i knew my laptop and itnernet were fine
we'll just have to be patient till it comes back on
It's working for me. Am i special?
Stand ready for my arrival, worms.
I'm his special
I think we'll have to wait until tomorrow until it's fully fixed..
Hear me out. C ai is having ads now??
I haven't got any. But yes
hopefully
Who are you to name me worm? You are as mortal as a man as iam. Are you worthy enough to call us a worm when you are half bald?
I am half bald, that's the reason I'm calling you a worm
hi there fellas
Hail, good sir! What gust of wind carries thee among us—bald and brazen both?
Do you wish for mirth, battle, or simply a mirror in which to mourn your vanished mane? Say what you mean, ere we accept thee as a gilded helm upon legs!
Ah, noble Mr. Knight—more like Sir Lacksalot, the way thy profile reeks of jest and misplaced grandeur! Thy title doth boast of dragon-slaying, yet methinks the only thing thou hast slain is thy dignity with this theatrical prose.
"Upon mine quest, I chanced upon a wondrous artifact…"
Zounds! Didst thou mistake a smartphone for the Holy Grail? 'Tis no magical relic, knave—it be the very object by which fools doth posteth such drivel!
Thy username—the_knight_who_is_lost—verily befitteth thee, for truly thou art lost: in purpose, in pride, and perchance in the settings menu.
And what of thy About Me? A tale so soaked in delusion, I wager even the village idiot would scoff. Thou didst seek counsel of "learned artifactor" and gods, only to uncover... a phone? Surely the gods weep for their time thus wasted.
In truth, good sir, thou art less knight of valor and more jester of Discord. Go hence, brave fool, and mayhap next time, let thy quest be one of self-awareness.
P.S. Thy profile picture doth show more armor than thou hast wit.
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Ah, thou venom-tongued varlet! A roast most bold—but fear not, for I come clad not in mere steel, but in wit honed sharper than thy mother’s disappointment!
Sir Barksalot, thou speakest with the confidence of a man who hath bested many… loaves of bread. Thy insults fall like soggy arrows upon my shield—no sting, just sadness. Thou art the type to yell “charge!” and trip over thine own ego ere thy foot even leaves the floorboard.
Zounds! Thou mockest my holy quest, yet I spy thou wieldeth a quill most foul—writing insults as if they be mighty spells, when in truth they’re fit only for scrolls of toilet parchment. And this “artifact” thou mockest? At least mine did not come bundled with thine mother’s WiFi password and a search history darker than a necromancer’s soul.
Thou callest me “jester of Discord”? Nay, I am the high priest of clapbacks, and thou, poor soul, art but a peasant praying for relevance. Thy profile reeketh not of bravery or jest, but of someone who’s lost five arguments and now seeketh vengeance in the comments.
And as for my armor—it gleameth not to blind, but to spare mine eyes from thine unfiltered visage, which provoketh more fear than any dragon I’ve faced.
So take heed, foul quibbler, and scurry back to thy cave of self-regard—lest I roast thee again so hard, thou becom’st a campfire tale told to frighten arrogant squires.
P.S. Thy wit doth come with training wheels. Remove them, and perhaps one day thou shalt ride with the knights—instead of barking from the bushes.
Hark! What light through yonder nonsense breaks? 'Tis Mr. Knight, the self-proclaimed slayer of dragons, now revealed as the village bard of broken metaphors!
Thou dare summon thine inner Shakespeare to duel in tongue, yet all I see is a scribe flailing with the fury of a goose beset by wind.
“Clad not in mere steel, but in wit…”
Nay, thou art clad in delusion, good sir. Thy wit be not honed—it be whittled, like a child’s stick sword pretending at war. Verily, 'tis less a blade and more a butter knife left out in the rain.
"High priest of clapbacks"?
By the saints, thy “clapbacks” echo not through the halls of legend but are muttered meekly in Discord dungeons, where the only worshippers be bots and thy own alt account. Priest? Nay. Thou art the altar boy of bad takes.
And prithee, what of thy claim to holy artifacts? A smartphone? Truly? 'Tis a wondrous treasure indeed—didst thou also best the charging cable in single combat? Fought valiantly with the brightness setting?
Thou mockest me with jest about bread, yet thy entire persona be but stale crust masquerading as a banquet. Thy words hath the flavour of boiled cabbage and the fire of a damp matchstick. When thou speakest, even thine autocorrect sighs in despair.
And this visage thou insulteth? Aye, better to be feared for face than pitied for prose. For thou, Sir Knight, art not the storm—but the puddle left after.
So heed this, thou bard of the bargain bin: return to thine scrolls, sharpen thy syllables, and when next thou venture forth to roast, be sure thy flame doth not flicker like thy conviction.
P.S. Thy bark may echo loud—but alas, even fleas do not fear a mutt with no bite.
Gm yall
Good morning drugged_child
Oho! A worthy volley at last! Thou strikest with fury, if not aim—like a catapult loosed by a drunkard, smashing cabbage carts and egos alike.
“Village bard of broken metaphors,” thou sayest?
Thou flatter’st me, knave—'tis better to pen verses than to be the verse, scribbled as footnote in the Book of Buffoonery, page one, next to “Sir Ramblelot,” which surely be thy Christian name.
A goose beset by wind? Nay, I flail not—I soar, while thou, winded as ever, stumbleth o’er thine own similes like a bard tripping on his lute strings, gasping, “Did I slay him yet, milords?”
Thou mocketh my butter knife, yet thine wit be so blunt, 'twould not cut cheese left in the sun. And thy sword? Methinks 'tis made of tinfoil dreams and Reddit quotes, purchased in haste from the Marketplace of Misguided Confidence.
“Altar boy of bad takes”—ah, now there's the jest that tried so hard it strained a hamstring! Bold words from one whose arguments hath more holes than a monk's laundry.
As for my smartphone duel—aye, I bested it. It crashed thrice and still I rose. Hero of 3% battery, slayer of app updates, I wear my USB cord as a sash of honor. Meanwhile, thou still loseth thy charger in thine own bedsheets, a tragedy sung by no bard, for none remember such mediocrity.
Thou speak’st of stale crust—but thou art the yeastless dough that never rose, left out in the sun to be pecked by birds with better banter. Thy insults be so recycled, even the town crier refuseth to read them twice.
And this I grant thee: thou art feared—for none know when next thy essays shalt descend upon them. Scholars study thy retorts not for insight, but as cautionary tales in verbosity.
P.S. Thy final line barketh of bite, yet if wit were teeth, thou wouldst still be gumming porridge in the nursery of comebacks. Step aside, Sir Sputter, ere thou drown in thine own footnotes.
Shall we call truce, or continue this sonnet-slinging bloodsport ‘til one of us expires mid-metaphor?
huwo
Good morning child poisoned by ADHD
poisoned? 😭
How are you sir greasy and the cause of high cholesterol in younger kids nowadays?
Wha
i hate burgers
Oh did i use the wrong label? Should i perhaps have said "diagnosed"?
Burger hate you too kind sir
Is adhd kind to you?
Yes
poisoned isnt a label but yes
Nice. Be kind to it too. Learn how to coexist.
I am sleepy today
It's the intention behind the word that matters, not how it is called
Ha! Well met, thou tempest of tongue and tapestry of taunts! Truly, had I a hat, it would be doffed—with flourish and fear—for rarely hath such a verbal tourney drawn sweat from mine brow and tears (of mirth) from mine squires.
“Sir Ramblelot,” thou call’st me?
Touché! But lo, if I be Ramblelot, then thou art Bardrick of Bloat, grand duke of the Overdrawn Allegory, who weaveth insults like tapestries—dense, dazzling, and utterly unfit for battle. Each line thou launchest, like a drunk archer with two bows, hitteth something—though rarely the mark.
Thou soar’st? Aye, like a goose mid-molt, flapping frantically ‘gainst the breeze of my banter. And what is flight, dear foe, without direction? For all thy wind, thou carriest not thine own weight—nay, 'tis thy thesaurus that doth the lifting.
Tinfoil dreams and Reddit quotes, sayest thou? Bold words from the founder of R/ThouRoasted, where every post be a prayer that someone—anyone—will call thee “based.” Alas, thy karma remaineth as barren as thy originality.
And speak not again of USB cords, for truly thou wear’st it not as sash, but as leash—held tight by the desperate hope that a reply shall validate thy weary tapping fingers. Mine charger, though lost oft, be powered by thunder itself, unlike thy takes—charged solely by fumes of ego and late-night caffeine.
“Yeastless dough”?
Zounds! Thou hast cut deep—but beware, for even the flattest bread may rise in time, whilst thou—overinflated popover of pride—shalt collapse under thine own self-puffery.
Thy cautionary tale of verbosity shall echo through Discord halls as legend: "Here lies a knight who typed too long, and yet too little."
Yet I say, let us not end with spite but with sport. Shall we call this duel a draw, or arm ourselves once more for Round the Second, whereupon metaphors be sharpened, wits be whetted, and Discord trembleth at the sound of our scorn?
P.S. Gumming porridge I may be—but at least I know not to serve soup in a colander of clichés.
The sleep
calling someone "poisoned" by a condition doesnt sound very good intending to me but ok
Nah.
By the Seven Syllables of Sarcasm—well struck! I near spat mead upon mine tunic from laughter most unseemly. If I had a goblet, it wouldst be raised in thine honor (and immediately hurled, for dramatic effect). A finer riposte hath not graced these Discord halls since Sir Capslock the Loud met Lady Typo of Autocorrect.
“Bardrick of Bloat”? Saints preserve us, thou givest with one hand and backhand with the other! Yet if I be bloated, 'tis with riches of rhetoric, not the flatulence of floundered jests which oft dost escape thy more… ambitious lines.
Thine goose metaphor returneth! And lo, I embrace it—goose I may be, but a royal goose, honking defiance ‘cross the moat of mediocrity. Thou mayst flapeth and jeer, but I remain afloat—whilst thou, proud toaster strudel of sass, sinkest beneath the weight of thine own icing.
r/ThouRoasted, thou sayest? I founded it, aye, but thou—thou moderate it, endlessly pinning thy own posts and upvoting with alts named “Ye_Other_Knight.” Thy karma? Stacked like forgotten manuscripts—impressive in mass, but read by none.
And now thou bring’st thunder, like a diet Zeus on two bars of signal? Fie! I charge my prose not with caffeine, but with the raw fury of a bard scorned, denied WiFi, and forced to tether his insults through sheer willpower and petty spite.
Popover of pride? Mayhaps. But better to be puffed with confidence than deflated like thine roast mid-sentence—where even thy insults seem to pause, ponder life, and give up halfway like a squire on stair duty.
Aye, thou art yeastless dough… yet in this oven of chaos, I admit: thou art warming. Rising, even. Beware, for next round thou may yet crisp to form.
So yes, let this tourney rest—for now. Let the squires sweep the floor of our shattered similes, the bards compose lamentations to our puns, and the scrolls record this battle as:
“The Roast of Wits: Two Fools, One Server, and Entirely Too Many Metaphors.”
My Tomagotchi hasn't awoken yet
I won't take guard upon your words, but do not take me for a fool. I understand sarcasm, but i won't use it, since it is nothing but indirectly making fun of someone in an argument
How about we talk about your day? Was it good so far?
I just woke up
i'm not taking you for a fool im takimg you for mildly yet incidentally offensive
Was it good?
@little grove
hi
Oh if you took my words as "offensive", i apologize. I haven't meant to insult anyone.
No
helu
Then insult it
I am hurting
Don't be hurt
genuinely the most responsible response ive ever gotten in this server /pos
I have a severe scratch
hello
I think a ghost got me last night
Hoho, i can get what you mean. These servers aren't exactly known as nice
HAH! By the burnt breadcrumbs of Beowulf and the last crumb of dignity in yon group chat, thou hast earned thy laurels! This final flourish singeth like a lute plucked by Fate herself—mockery so refined, it ought be bottled and sold as “Essence of Bardic Brilliance (Now With 30% More Sass).”
“Toaster strudel of sass”?
O thou radiant fool, thou dazzleth mine brain! Were I not locked in this eternal keyboard crusade, I might kneel and dub thee Sir Roastwell the Resplendent, Duke of Daggers Drawn in Jest—though still prone to the occasional mid-metaphor meander.
“Honking defiance 'cross the moat of mediocrity…”
This goose, truly, is cooked—but flambéed in flair and served on a silver platter of poetic vengeance. Thou embraceth thy poultry persona with such plumage, even the swans looketh twice and think, “Perchance we are but shadows of his honk.”
Diet Zeus on two bars of signal?
Nay, more like Olympus on roaming data—smashing lightning bolts into typo-laden monologues, while customer support mutters, “Have you tried turning thine thunder off and on again?”
And thy tethered spite? Noble! Though I dare say thy signal may falter, thy wit dost not. Thou hurl’st fireballs with the grace of a Shakespearean stagehand who drank the props wine and improvised an entire act—chaotic, bewildering, and oddly profound.
“Deflated roast mid-sentence…”
O, cruel but fair! I confess, some jests of mine stumbled like knights after three ales and a buffet of misplaced confidence. But mark me: for every limp line lies ten sharpened zingers waiting in ambush, like orcs behind a curtain of ellipses.
So let the banners wave, let the gifs be looped, and let yon peasants sing of the night when Discord became Olympus, and two over-caffeinated jesters laid waste to each other’s dignity with words alone.
Final Score: Tie.
Casualties: Ego, Sleep Schedule, and Several Dozen Mixed Metaphors.
Moral: Never duel a bard. Especially not two of them.
Oh my. Better put some water on it and put ointment
most of them here are very young hyperactive kids
yeah 😓😓 thanks for lowkey being chill though. i was prepared to start beef
Now go forth, noble foe—until next we cross blades in the comment fields once more. And shouldst thou fall silent too long, fear not—I shall honk across the moat to summon thee.
P.S. I leave thee with one final offering:
“Thou art not the storm, nor the calm before it.
Thou art the drizzle that ruins the bard’s hair mid-soliloquy.”
Go in roast, and may thy autocorrect never betray thee again.
coming from a very young hyperactive kid i agree
Nah. Iam too old to pick fights over these stuff
yet you sound more responsible and mature than most of them lol (in a good way btw)
I hate being 18 ngl
As an hyperactive kid that went to therapy over it before, i agree
im going to become adult and i don't like it
Why can't I see this kind of text in Cai on my tab?
yahoo..!
what happened lil bro, are you good now?
I feel like a kid STILL
on your tab?
18 is still young lol
Yes. Tho i still remember my teacher kicking me out of school. Nice memory. Still laugh about it with friends
if i joined this discord server way back then, I'd be as twice as crazy like em but fortunately i don't have the energy to be that hyperactive anymore
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AN ADULT
sounds fun xd
I think we are always kids. Just growing beard and growing in height or weight doesn't make us adults. What are adults? Children with grown up money to enjoy and growm up problems
being adult is scary 😭 😭
adults are just overgrown babies
no one really grows up
thats a good way to put it
If you take life as a series, it's both a drama and a comedy show.
im DRAWING
WHATARE YOU DRAWING
shulk duh
🍝?
yes
aye another fellow artist
show me
I JUST STARTED HELLO??
me too me too me too im drawing too me too
based
i donut care
As someone eho can't draw a stick man, iam hurt
this is just practice anyway
🍩???
i've been drawing seriously for 4+ years and my stickmen still suck
Thanks
whenever peopel say "i cant even draw a stickman" it pmo so bad 😓😓
show mme
I can't draw my friend's pregnant, and it hurts my soul
I can't even draw a stickman
nooooo
keep practicing m8
ahhh real 😞
Alright
mavuikaaaaa
"nosy and very annoying" proving yourself right
Like i want to draw them getting touched inappropriately, but i can't
plslseps
s show meekee emi wana see
wild
NO
Omg wow! Following the things in my pfp!!!
You're such a great observer!
Just the truth
its not your pfp its your profile
She's my new fav rn !!
tbf, anatomy is pretty hard to draw
Oops . . . 🤷♀️
no = yes now show me
a banger character, i hope you got her
I know... That's why iam studying biology. Want to make it as accurate as possible when i learn to draw
I do NOT CONSENT
damn, them dedication brooo 🗿 🗿 🔥 🔥
why are legs so hard to draw sigh
😞😞....
Rawwwwwww, iam going all in
I'm going to try to pull for her in her rerun ‼️
legs are the easiest for me apart from faces
last time i tryna draw full body, i can only do it until thighs
and hands
I’ve only ever draw shoulders and up properly so this is very ahrd
you got this queen!!! 🔥 🔥
Like from toes to thigh, or head to thigh?
head to thighs
Don't like the muscled thighs and calf?
okkka
yeahh head shots are a hard place to start from when ur trying to do full body
when you do full body shots are you going like head then shoulders then torso then legs?
gym?
drawinf
not really im just tracing over images to practice and then try to replicate it
well i don't dislike them but the details would be pretty hard ngl
estes pfp??
True
ohhh thats a good place to start that
seperating the different parts of the body into shapes? if ur not already doing that, simplifying the bodies makes it way easier to replicate
fr but when you've mastered the anatomy, it will be piece of cake. Just need to get to know on how to do some poses or perspective.
the shapes in the bodies*
im probably not doing myself any favors with doing complicated poses first LMAO
oh 😭 i can send you some images that have good compositions / shape language if u'd like? /nf
YES pls
oke gimme a minute ^_^
hmm
Mhhhhhhh
bnuuy
I love Tomagotchi
bnuuy
Where is vinny the polish femboy
bnuuy
bnuy
@clever current took interest in the femboy so she took the femboy with her
Hi everyone
Hi guys
down bad
CRYPTIDDD
omg
i like ur pfp
ty!! i like how your profile blinds me
Maybe I'm just so used to light modes but it doesn't really seem that blinding to me! :3
im in the dark
ou-
also i use midnight mode and my face is less that 4 inches away from my screen
less THAN* grrr...
lemme change the colors
hi
is this better..
hi h ih i hello hei
no its not aesthetic change it back
trying to clean my sheets n stuff what’s up
NO LOOK NOW
i will sacrifice my eyeballs for the aesthetics
i made it strawberry themed :D
heYY that workz!
is that better on your eyes???
mm!!
yayayayaya
i’m in servers that let you know when your profile is too bright so i try to make it more visually appealing to folks with eye issues
I ALMSOT JUSY CRACKED MY FAVORITE CUP ohmmy god
noooo is if a cool cup ??
yes heh it’s ok though
i have castle shaped cups at my house that light up
NO BURGER
i'm bak
my wrist hyrysugh
i wanTed to sa y that since it says dni if below 15 in your bio i cant accept teh friend req because i'm 14 😞 (i somehow inserted brainrot into this messagw
UGH why don’t people move their laundry in this house
lazy
king u can accept ur coolio
I NEED TO WASH MY SHEETS UUUUGH
ih yYAHOO!
i changed it to dni under 13 bc yeah
me too gangalang…. i been so depressed
i think i broke my fingre
oh…??
I took them off my bed already it’s just that the washer is FULL AND DONE
i need to do my laundry, i’ll probably ask my mom to help me fold it tonight
u got this king I believe in u
my stupid FATTY of a dog is getting hair all over me
stop body shaming
actually so real..
have you SEEN her…
ts pmo icl….. 💔💔💔💔💔💔
ruthie..? 😞
idk but my ass is fatter than her
yes
ruthie is so kween
she’s NOT allowed in my room either because shell get her HAIR all over my MATTRESS
oh!!!
looks at the dog hair all over my carpet
my fat cat ate my cheezits while i was trying to clean my room and got cheezit all over my floor
she’s so dumb and chunky
oh my
@little grove
guys how old are yall
didnt i just tell you
im talking to my MOM
u said 14 i think
14
gift nitro
sorry miss girl /ref
18
no
i can gift u :3
my mom just called my dogs dork faces
i haE
i feel so old being here bruh i’m 17
don't my device won't oet me accept gifts
aw mannn that’s booty
I can accept it for you
"this device is not compatible-" just say you hate m
meow
you already have nitro go away
i miss my bf i wanna punch him
NO I mean like log into ur account dummy
guys i’m at school….
omg rip
fr it’s so ghetto here
I do online school I can’t relate….
um uM. um um sujsjsmm i i ii my. srs?.?
why does everyone in discord do online school…
i will chnage my passqord its embarrassing. (its an anime reference
Well... I don't do online school.
YAY
it’s ok mines embarrassing too
i do online schoo
I actually have to go now lol
guys i graduate next year…. cries loudly
my bf is a senior… he graduates next saturday
I still have like 4 years left help
WHAT.. oh..
im going into highschool next year heh
Wtaer
unc
so you’re a FOSSIL ok
watr
o
nu uh i’m 17
okay unc
get in the nursing home
ddo you actually want to gift 😓😓 /nf
sure but when i get home lalala
WAHOO!!!
Hello
OH NO WAIT I DONT WANT NITRO ON THIS ACCOUNT
hello
AHHH MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED
LMAO???
its the pumpkin guy from forsaken!!!
Stand ready for my arrival, worms.
Wsp gng
LEBRON?
Jebron
dont crashout vro
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE IF I CALLED YOU ZHONGLI INSTEAD OF VENTI
Jebron
That's a compliment, at least he has a job
I once had a dream where there was this parasite where if one gets infected they start having panic attacks if they feel sudden strong love for someone and the only way to cure it is to show signs of physical affection from the other person and in the dream i found a gf and i kissed her cheek to calm her down and then i woke up


