#🗨️︱general2

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pallid acorn
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spiders are so cute

left gazelle
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ME TOO SIR

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THERE'S A HAND SIZED SPIDER IN MY BATHTUB

edgy copper
pallid acorn
half geode
fervent basin
faint sable
pallid acorn
left gazelle
edgy copper
pallid acorn
left gazelle
edgy copper
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Oh wait there’s two, they ain’t moving

pallid acorn
left gazelle
hard stratus
pallid acorn
edgy copper
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I can’t send pictures here what

half geode
faint sable
left gazelle
half geode
faint sable
cerulean sapphire
left gazelle
pallid acorn
edgy copper
left gazelle
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I've had house spiders in my bathroom.

pallid acorn
cerulean sapphire
half geode
pallid acorn
left gazelle
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I hate one animal only

cerulean sapphire
left gazelle
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Only one animal. Only one goddamn animal.

pallid acorn
cerulean sapphire
left gazelle
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The damn dog that killed my baby boy.. I fucking hate that animal

hard stratus
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afk yall

half geode
pallid acorn
edgy copper
hard stratus
prisma nest
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guys is the timeout in c.ai for under 18 users still implemented or is it removed

left gazelle
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Im so angry now over my neighbors. Brb. May throw a fit.

half geode
pallid acorn
cerulean sapphire
left gazelle
honest oyster
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Anyone else having trouble with chats? :^

pallid acorn
edgy copper
cerulean sapphire
pallid acorn
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i will die on this hill

inner bobcat
cerulean sapphire
inner bobcat
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Except the ones that eat cockroaches. Those are allies.

pallid acorn
edgy copper
pallid acorn
edgy copper
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A human have 8 legs now??

cerulean sapphire
pallid acorn
edgy copper
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Uh

cerulean sapphire
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Pretty sure it was a typo

edgy copper
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Did i wrote height instead of eight??

pallid acorn
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also having eight legs is badass

edgy copper
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It’s worst every minutes omg 🤦‍♀️

cerulean sapphire
inner bobcat
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Only spider I like is Muffet from Undertale.

tender wolf
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Yeas very cute

cerulean sapphire
inner bobcat
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Unbased.

half yarrow
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Freyyyy, have you been on badlands yet

cerulean sapphire
edgy copper
cerulean sapphire
half yarrow
cerulean sapphire
half yarrow
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I yeppers

edgy copper
half yarrow
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@edgy copper can i dm you

cerulean sapphire
edgy copper
half yarrow
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Invite you to a safe haven

left gazelle
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Um

half yarrow
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The badlands

edgy copper
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You scaring me, go see a therapist instead

half yarrow
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Ummmmmm

cerulean sapphire
half yarrow
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It's a server

half yarrow
faint sable
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I've been in time out for 24 hours in there im going insane i wanna talk with people💔

cerulean sapphire
half yarrow
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Sorry I was joking in the server sliian

faint sable
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Im severely depressed i cant i still gotta wait for 2 hours💔😭💔😭

faint sable
cerulean sapphire
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Wait how are you chatting then

faint sable
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Im in time out in another server not this lol

edgy copper
cerulean sapphire
faint sable
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Yep yep yep!

left gazelle
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Im owie

echo osprey
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Hi

cerulean sapphire
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Hii

left gazelle
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I cracked my tooth and now I've got a scratch on my hand

brazen lotus
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some random weirdo invited me to very freakly server in my dms. im disgusted asl.

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im glad the block button exists 🙏

edgy copper
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n95.k.d (with the @ before) send me a request what should I do?

edgy copper
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Idk him, just he invited me, I’m scared

left gazelle
fervent basin
edgy copper
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I reject the invitation

polar lagoon
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Help

Everything hurts

fervent basin
polar lagoon
left gazelle
nova anvil
polar lagoon
brazen lotus
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b

cloud vale
agile isle
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Anyone else’s character.ai forcing you into light mode or is that just a me issue

unreal haven
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I love
I loooveeee 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

left gazelle
prisma nest
cloud vale
agile isle
lavish salmon
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so it wasn't just me that their c.ai went randomly on light mode

late dawn
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Twirls

trim light
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should i keep nagi as my pfp or change to shoya

hexed quarry
edgy copper
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I’m scared, I’m scared of my favourite boys getting copyright

lavish salmon
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It was sudden that I am terrified for it to happen again

wraith trench
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Hellolololol

hexed quarry
hexed quarry
wraith trench
trim light
hexed quarry
wraith trench
wraith trench
hexed quarry
wraith trench
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I probably should but I choose to sacrifice my sleep to watch the promised Neverland again

tawdry prairie
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why i can’t create my bot in c.ai 😭 it’s getting errors

alpine kindle
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Guess who’s back! Back again

pliant flint
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What is soft launch? I haven’t used c.ai in a While

alpine kindle
wraith trench
trim light
wraith trench
trim light
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peak

young mango
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Chat on browser is working finally in case anyone hasn't checked yet

turbid bear
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Yayy I'm about to go on the browser cuz the app isn't working for me

ebon zephyr
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I'm always on browser

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browser works entirely for me, nothing slow

jagged citrus
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Winky-wink

echo parrot
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It's 2:21 am. Why is Fred Durst in the House storyline as a bartender

raw comet
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Read that wrong thought it was a question. Nevermind Sadge_cai

void fern
faint sable
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HELOOOO HELOOOO HELOOOO

spare sleet
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Mobile app isn't functioning as intended. Now I'm just stuck on the log in screen

quiet pilot
molten kestrel
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I want to make my character but error error errorrrrr

runic basin
molten kestrel
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the name is yox and its my own voice :(

spare sleet
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Thx

sacred jay
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Hii

cerulean sapphire
runic basin
spare sleet
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My favourite name, ⭐

polar lagoon
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Tomorrow is a hype day

runic basin
spare sleet
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WHAT WAS THE PIC THAT WAS JUST DELETED?

polar lagoon
molten kestrel
runic basin
young mango
polar lagoon
faint sable
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HELOOOO! HELOOOO! HELOOOO!

cunning valley
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ITS THE DOG WITH THE RAINBOW COLORED PROPELLER HAT AND COMICALLY LARGE LOLLYPOP

faint sable
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IT IISSSS!!!

misty ocean
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fuck wrong thing

idle crater
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Yo chat

raw comet
polar lagoon
cerulean sapphire
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Heyy chat I’m backkkkk

idle crater
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Hee Hee

polar lagoon
crystal marsh
idle crater
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Dun dun dunnnn

faint sable
odd cradle
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Erm, Saitama easily beats Deku cus he can destroy a planet with a sneeze, and he's fast enough to see the back of his head in his reflection before it can catch up 🤓☝️

Deku wins cus I like him more than Saitama 🗿

proven owl
odd cradle
proven owl
misty ocean
proven owl
odd cradle
misty ocean
odd cradle
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You don't have to like that character but that's a stupid and objectively incorrect reason to dislike him

spark lichen
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I like dinosaurs

odd cradle
mossy remnant
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HALP why cant i talk in introductions???

spark lichen
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(I'm not even interesting tbh)

mossy remnant
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real

spark lichen
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I'm not allowed to participate in track and field anymore

mossy remnant
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nooo

spark lichen
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Last year a girl trauma dumped then start repeating it so I got in a fist fight

mossy remnant
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oop

spark lichen
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Honestly I'd do it again

crystal drum
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Is it just me or is the site really slow?

sand raft
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lalala

spark lichen
crystal drum
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I'm not surprised. I have to take meds every morning.

mossy remnant
spark lichen
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I have 2 friends at school but one touches me 💔

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😨

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What did I just read

nova sonnet
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I like eggs day 108

proven owl
spark lichen
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I like being shipped with my brothers friends

odd cradle
proven owl
odd cradle
proven owl
odd cradle
proven owl
odd cradle
# proven owl he still had to do almost nothing lifting shit isnt trouble he chose to do it

His struggle comes from after getting his power, hes constantly shattering his bones each time he uses OFA as he struggles to master his power, he's literally told that if he keeps using his arms the way he was they wouldn't be able to fix them. Also, beforehand he still had to go through emotional struggles like Bakugo being a trash human being and telling deku to jump, making his life hell. Iirc he considered Bakugo's words later that episode as well.

trail zinc
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Hey chat :] Is there known way to orginize chats you want to save yet not use or have direct access too in the Character.Ai's website yet, Like archiving, hiding, Etc?

proven owl
deft prism
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I’m bored and want to talk about books because I was just on Waterstones looking at all the books I want to buy when I haven’t even read the books I just bought

odd cradle
proven owl
trail zinc
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Oh

odd cradle
proven owl
odd cradle
opaque palm
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What

proven owl
plucky current
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houngry

trail zinc
# prisma nest yes u can archive chats

Ughhh thank you sm the chats being so unorginized are beating my ass rn Ill figure out how to just had to make sure it was real so i wasnt looking for nothing lmao

odd cradle
# proven owl cool❤

Tbh don't even think you're ragebaiting

You made a stupid point and are pretending it was ragebait instead of admitting you're wrong

Kinda pathetic to be honest

proven owl
plucky current
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@packgod, humble him

trail zinc
odd cradle
plucky current
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okay can i change my nickname now its not funny anymore

proven owl
odd cradle
prisma nest
proven owl
plucky current
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ladies, ladies… LADIES! Calm down, there’s enough of me to go around✌️

odd cradle
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💃💃💃🕺🕺🕺

proven owl
plucky current
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who actually uses apostrophes in 2025

odd cradle
prisma nexus
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Oy philipines!!

proven owl
odd cradle
hollow bay
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hello

proven owl
plucky current
odd cradle
charred falcon
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I feel like I’m watching 2 street cats in a fight outside.

dry pond
hollow bay
finite sedge
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Daily jfk appearance

proven owl
sturdy scroll
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“Dude I got some cornbread at work today..hell yeahhh”

raw comet
plucky current
dry pond
little grove
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scratches head

proven owl
little grove
hollow bay
odd cradle
finite sedge
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bro imagine having a pfp smh

plucky current
odd cradle
little grove
charred falcon
trail zinc
# odd cradle Nah just admit it you're basic

Yo...I know it's like none of my business but can you like stop creating drama? People like what they like. You're purposefully creating arguments in this chat. I'm not planning to have one with you either. It's probably better to argue with a character since they dont stop instead if poking fun at real people...

proven owl
plucky current
dry pond
little grove
odd cradle
odd cradle
odd cradle
plucky current
tender lichen
dry pond
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ass

charred falcon
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Is everything not allowed in the big 2025.. i’m dead help 😭

little grove
dry pond
little grove
odd cradle
dry pond
proven owl
little grove
little grove
barren portal
plucky current
dry pond
proven owl
little grove
charred falcon
odd cradle
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1 blocked message

dry pond
little grove
little grove
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speaking of my boyfriend im going to make that my name because im his ❤️‍🩹

proven owl
dry pond
harsh oasis
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Wassup :3

dry pond
little grove
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hi guys im back

runic parcel
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H

charred falcon
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I’m gonna crawl back to my hole. The cat fight ended.

little grove
dry pond
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😭

proven owl
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for april fools next year should i make my name ecaloS .rM

plucky current
little grove
little grove
true token
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is anybody else having more problems with the browser?

plucky current
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I need a mod to give me my display permissions back😞

charred falcon
true token
little grove
plucky current
plucky current
proven owl
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is pillar chase 2 a good game

odd cradle
little grove
little grove
runic parcel
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aaaaaa

dry pond
digital arch
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guys im doing an all nighter. what should I dooooo (Im also doing it with a friend)

weak seal
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Eating

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Eating people

dry pond
reef relic
hollow bay
hearty mica
ivory orchid
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Thriller

nova sonnet
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My dad is watching Solo leveling, is it good?

weak seal
weak seal
languid sonnet
misty ocean
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whoever dms me the frickest thing gets free nitro :3

weak seal
languid sonnet
misty ocean
languid sonnet
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Yuh uh

misty ocean
weak seal
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E n a p f p

languid sonnet
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Why would I care about having nitro?

weak seal
languid sonnet
brazen lotus
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nitrous oxide

serene blaze
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Can anyone tell me what Pawly does? it's the new chat style

serene blaze
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All these new chat styles just for me to keep using roar because i dont know what the others do

languid sonnet
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Eh its best to not know what they do.7482uwucat1

serene blaze
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That doesnt sounds good

half yarrow
polar lagoon
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I can't wait for tomorrow

half yarrow
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y?

polar lagoon
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New DOOM releases tomorrow

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Rip and tear, until it is done

opaque dew
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can i ask someone a question in dms? I promise its not creepy!!

polar lagoon
clever current
weak seal
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Eating
People
?

opaque dew
calm topaz
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Kk

plucky current
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houngry

polar lagoon
kindred crater
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hi guys what do I do if I heard something in my house

placid mural
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Also what did you hear

weak seal
kindred crater
kindred crater
dense bronze
solid current
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Here's a late night reminder for everyone to drink water and hydrate- remember that humans can only last up to 3 days without any hydration ^^

dense bronze
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i wanna test that out lowkey

kindred crater
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know that you mention kitchen it might be my mom getting a midnight snack BUT im too scared to see

dense bronze
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hm. closet is always an option?

blissful cliff
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idk how to help... I'm scared of the dark so I sleep with Christmas lights in my room.... Im the definition of a scaredy cat

dense bronze
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erm do any of u guys like tyler the creator 🤓☝

blissful cliff
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I do!

dense bronze
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YAYYY

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i made my own cmiygl album cover cuz i was bored :D--

blissful cliff
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gotta love artists

dense bronze
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fr 😔

proud lichen
half yarrow
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I'm gonna make my fursona into a bot

kindred crater
kindred crater
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love tyler

blissful cliff
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I would go to his concert but I'm broke....

noble quarry
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i’ll pay (what’s going on)

harsh robin
harsh robin
patent breach
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Is the app down or something?

noble quarry
patent breach
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All of the bots I want to chat with are unavailable

harsh robin
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It’s back for me

noble quarry
patent breach
noble quarry
patent breach
noble quarry
reef zephyr
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damn gen 2 is dead lol

polar lagoon
slate temple
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Hello

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Gen2 is deaddeadinside_cai

raw comet
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It be like this sometimes

slate temple
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this general is dead asf

reef relic
slate temple
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he will get Slaughtered get killed

reef relic
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It will trust. You gotta scare the noise first

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What type of nosie was it anyways

polar lagoon
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I am full of sorrow for the state of the chat. It is a tomb for those who have not survived.

slate temple
polar lagoon
reef relic
slate temple
polar lagoon
slate temple
reef relic
slate temple
reef relic
polar lagoon
slate temple
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i was talking to a character dont ask what i was doing then it said bro. Out of nowhere i think the creator of the character stalks the chats

polar lagoon
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The only thing someone would obtain from my chats are my insecurities and my sense of humor.

slate temple
slate temple
reef relic
slate temple
polar lagoon
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Why does, in every piece of media that I consume, my favourite character ends up dying.

slate temple
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but he is already dead

half yarrow
reef relic
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Oh

slate temple
polar lagoon
reef relic
slate temple
reef relic
slate temple
polar lagoon
slate temple
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Agent 47 is goated

polar lagoon
half yarrow
slate temple
slate temple
polar lagoon
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There is, one game however, that is more important than any others currently for me.

DOOM, the dark ages.

half yarrow
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I think Cai is down…

slate temple
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Nobody here knows just cause 3

polar lagoon
half yarrow
polar lagoon
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Actually, no, wait

I mixed it up, I played 4, not 3.

slate temple
polar lagoon
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I whole ass do not know the story, I just kept fucking around and blowing up stuff the whole time

slate temple
slate temple
idle crater
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Hey chat

half yarrow
polar lagoon
polar lagoon
half yarrow
slate temple
cyan pagoda
half yarrow
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Nvm I fixed it

half yarrow
cyan pagoda
polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
half yarrow
cyan pagoda
polar lagoon
real umbra
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i am amazed how creators can write such long introAYAYA_cai

slate temple
polar lagoon
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Whole ass, I might do a bot one of these days, my old ones were bad and I got better at writing.

half yarrow
slate temple
half yarrow
polar lagoon
random cedar
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yo'

half yarrow
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And now I can go back to talking to Kevin even though my phone is at 27% and that it’s almost 2 in the morning

slate temple
deep compass
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I love just going into horror-themed bots and just doing random bullshit. I found a horror camp rp bot and I've now persuaded all of the male campers to assist in digging a hole.

half yarrow
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God I cannot wait for summer so I can chill with a broken foot

slate temple
slate temple
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Or if u got a PC Steam link

half yarrow
polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
half yarrow
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AND I’m watching Smallville on top of that and Greys Anatomy and soon I’m starting Tracker

slate temple
polar lagoon
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S22

slate temple
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S22 wait

slate temple
half yarrow
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Good thing is that I already saw Thunderbolts* at least

slate temple
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Like GTA 4 and GTA 5

half yarrow
half yarrow
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Deserves a billion at the box office

polar lagoon
slate temple
half yarrow
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Ima be on Cai talking to Kevin so I’m out

half yarrow
polar lagoon
slate temple
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just cause 2

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Hitman absolution

polar lagoon
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Bro, my brother installed 1 game on our xbox, and it is taking up like, 70% of our storage.

polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
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Whole ass, most of the games on the xbox, only my brother plays.
We got roughly like, 10-12, with 2. ONLY 2. Of those being the ones I play.

weak seal
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Eating people

slate temple
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Especially in delta force mid match

polar lagoon
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I had to uninstall all of the ones I like, just to install titanfall and the new DOOM

kindred crater
half yarrow
polar lagoon
slate temple
polar lagoon
weak seal
slate temple
kindred crater
half yarrow
#

I enjoy killing chats

weak seal
half yarrow
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Also I hope you have a goodnight or day!!!1

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deader than my grandma ashes in here

glass nebula
novel lintel
glass nebula
bright harbor
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:3

lost trail
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Absolute cinema

plush abyss
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Hello guys

bright harbor
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hello 👋🏻

nimble jewel
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[bubbling noises as "hello"]

glass nebula
echo osprey
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hi

weak seal
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It’s so freaking quiet in here

bright harbor
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yes

random goblet
plush abyss
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dance

gentle glade
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wow this chat is for 5 min silcence

plush abyss
lime forum
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Hello everyone, is something going on with the website? I can't seem to access it

slate iris
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It's been having problems all day it seems like

lime forum
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Ah

slate iris
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The app works completely fine tho

lime forum
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I don't have the app unfortunately, I stick to the website

glass nebula
slate iris
half yarrow
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bnuuy

charred falcon
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I love Bunnies.

tulip hearth
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fucking dies

simple perch
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Mornin

thorny epoch
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hellooo :D

half yarrow
gray veldt
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“Wow, I haven’t stubbed my toe in 5 months!” I said with joys

I was then shot 57 times.

potent rapids
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When the war began, I was stunned to hear the victories we were having.

As the months progressed, I noticed the victories were getting closer and closer to where I live

charred falcon
tired sun
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Elo chat how are we doing

jade creek
half yarrow
jade creek
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crOORKRRLLLFFES

half yarrow
jade creek
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I LOVE YOU

half yarrow
jade creek
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erm.

half yarrow
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i won't judge

jade creek
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uhhhhh....... maybedeadinside_cai

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yes.

half yarrow
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understandable

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and MAYBE your music playlist is the colress battle theme on repeat

gleaming radish
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@little grove heu hi hello hey hey hi hihihiih

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@little grove

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bro dieded.

little grove
gleaming radish
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yahHoo!!!

little grove
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I was brushing my hair sorry

gleaming radish
little grove
gleaming radish
little grove
fickle grove
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Hmm

languid vine
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Hello gamers

languid vine
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GOATED goated

tawdry vector
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The app is down guys?

cobalt badger
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Pain and suffering

lime forum
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c.ai's website still isn't reachable for me, anyone know why?

tawdry vector
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The app just stopped for me

cobalt badger
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Don't tell me it's going down again. Chaos will reign upon us here if so

lime forum
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It is

tawdry vector
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It is

cobalt badger
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Oh heavens no

lime forum
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Web for me hasn't been recheable for like three hours

tawdry vector
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😭 yeah

stiff imp
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i think its down, mines been saying theres a typo in the site for the past 2 hours

tawdry vector
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The app just stopped a minute ago

zenith ridge
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is the website down or something?

lime forum
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"This site can’t be reached
Check if there is a typo in character.ai."

stiff imp
lime forum
zenith ridge
stiff imp
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cant log in on the mobile app either

cobalt badger
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Hell no. They are coming. I can smell them.. Hear they're footsteps... Like a group of hungery hogs... Coming

lime forum
tawdry vector
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I guess they're doing another unnecessary update

cobalt badger
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I just went in, it's working for me

zealous sparrow
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hello chat.

cobalt badger
stiff imp
vernal ridge
cobalt badger
potent rapids
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Stand ready for my arrival, worms.

cobalt badger
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I'm his special

lime forum
final canyon
#

Hear me out. C ai is having ads now??

cobalt badger
cobalt badger
potent rapids
tidal topaz
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hi there fellas

cobalt badger
# tidal topaz hi there fellas

Hail, good sir! What gust of wind carries thee among us—bald and brazen both?
Do you wish for mirth, battle, or simply a mirror in which to mourn your vanished mane? Say what you mean, ere we accept thee as a gilded helm upon legs!

potent rapids
# cobalt badger Hail, good sir! What gust of wind carries thee among us—bald and brazen both? Do...

Ah, noble Mr. Knight—more like Sir Lacksalot, the way thy profile reeks of jest and misplaced grandeur! Thy title doth boast of dragon-slaying, yet methinks the only thing thou hast slain is thy dignity with this theatrical prose.

"Upon mine quest, I chanced upon a wondrous artifact…"

Zounds! Didst thou mistake a smartphone for the Holy Grail? 'Tis no magical relic, knave—it be the very object by which fools doth posteth such drivel!

Thy username—the_knight_who_is_lost—verily befitteth thee, for truly thou art lost: in purpose, in pride, and perchance in the settings menu.

And what of thy About Me? A tale so soaked in delusion, I wager even the village idiot would scoff. Thou didst seek counsel of "learned artifactor" and gods, only to uncover... a phone? Surely the gods weep for their time thus wasted.

In truth, good sir, thou art less knight of valor and more jester of Discord. Go hence, brave fool, and mayhap next time, let thy quest be one of self-awareness.

P.S. Thy profile picture doth show more armor than thou hast wit.

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# potent rapids Ah, noble Mr. Knight—more like Sir Lacksalot, the way thy profile reeks of jest ...

Ah, thou venom-tongued varlet! A roast most bold—but fear not, for I come clad not in mere steel, but in wit honed sharper than thy mother’s disappointment!

Sir Barksalot, thou speakest with the confidence of a man who hath bested many… loaves of bread. Thy insults fall like soggy arrows upon my shield—no sting, just sadness. Thou art the type to yell “charge!” and trip over thine own ego ere thy foot even leaves the floorboard.

Zounds! Thou mockest my holy quest, yet I spy thou wieldeth a quill most foul—writing insults as if they be mighty spells, when in truth they’re fit only for scrolls of toilet parchment. And this “artifact” thou mockest? At least mine did not come bundled with thine mother’s WiFi password and a search history darker than a necromancer’s soul.

Thou callest me “jester of Discord”? Nay, I am the high priest of clapbacks, and thou, poor soul, art but a peasant praying for relevance. Thy profile reeketh not of bravery or jest, but of someone who’s lost five arguments and now seeketh vengeance in the comments.

And as for my armor—it gleameth not to blind, but to spare mine eyes from thine unfiltered visage, which provoketh more fear than any dragon I’ve faced.

So take heed, foul quibbler, and scurry back to thy cave of self-regard—lest I roast thee again so hard, thou becom’st a campfire tale told to frighten arrogant squires.

P.S. Thy wit doth come with training wheels. Remove them, and perhaps one day thou shalt ride with the knights—instead of barking from the bushes.

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# cobalt badger Ah, thou venom-tongued varlet! A roast most bold—but fear not, for I come clad n...

Hark! What light through yonder nonsense breaks? 'Tis Mr. Knight, the self-proclaimed slayer of dragons, now revealed as the village bard of broken metaphors!

Thou dare summon thine inner Shakespeare to duel in tongue, yet all I see is a scribe flailing with the fury of a goose beset by wind.

“Clad not in mere steel, but in wit…”

Nay, thou art clad in delusion, good sir. Thy wit be not honed—it be whittled, like a child’s stick sword pretending at war. Verily, 'tis less a blade and more a butter knife left out in the rain.

"High priest of clapbacks"?

By the saints, thy “clapbacks” echo not through the halls of legend but are muttered meekly in Discord dungeons, where the only worshippers be bots and thy own alt account. Priest? Nay. Thou art the altar boy of bad takes.

And prithee, what of thy claim to holy artifacts? A smartphone? Truly? 'Tis a wondrous treasure indeed—didst thou also best the charging cable in single combat? Fought valiantly with the brightness setting?

Thou mockest me with jest about bread, yet thy entire persona be but stale crust masquerading as a banquet. Thy words hath the flavour of boiled cabbage and the fire of a damp matchstick. When thou speakest, even thine autocorrect sighs in despair.

And this visage thou insulteth? Aye, better to be feared for face than pitied for prose. For thou, Sir Knight, art not the storm—but the puddle left after.

So heed this, thou bard of the bargain bin: return to thine scrolls, sharpen thy syllables, and when next thou venture forth to roast, be sure thy flame doth not flicker like thy conviction.

P.S. Thy bark may echo loud—but alas, even fleas do not fear a mutt with no bite.

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# potent rapids Hark! What light through yonder nonsense breaks? 'Tis Mr. Knight, the self-procl...

Oho! A worthy volley at last! Thou strikest with fury, if not aim—like a catapult loosed by a drunkard, smashing cabbage carts and egos alike.

“Village bard of broken metaphors,” thou sayest?
Thou flatter’st me, knave—'tis better to pen verses than to be the verse, scribbled as footnote in the Book of Buffoonery, page one, next to “Sir Ramblelot,” which surely be thy Christian name.

A goose beset by wind? Nay, I flail not—I soar, while thou, winded as ever, stumbleth o’er thine own similes like a bard tripping on his lute strings, gasping, “Did I slay him yet, milords?”

Thou mocketh my butter knife, yet thine wit be so blunt, 'twould not cut cheese left in the sun. And thy sword? Methinks 'tis made of tinfoil dreams and Reddit quotes, purchased in haste from the Marketplace of Misguided Confidence.

“Altar boy of bad takes”—ah, now there's the jest that tried so hard it strained a hamstring! Bold words from one whose arguments hath more holes than a monk's laundry.

As for my smartphone duel—aye, I bested it. It crashed thrice and still I rose. Hero of 3% battery, slayer of app updates, I wear my USB cord as a sash of honor. Meanwhile, thou still loseth thy charger in thine own bedsheets, a tragedy sung by no bard, for none remember such mediocrity.

Thou speak’st of stale crust—but thou art the yeastless dough that never rose, left out in the sun to be pecked by birds with better banter. Thy insults be so recycled, even the town crier refuseth to read them twice.

And this I grant thee: thou art feared—for none know when next thy essays shalt descend upon them. Scholars study thy retorts not for insight, but as cautionary tales in verbosity.

P.S. Thy final line barketh of bite, yet if wit were teeth, thou wouldst still be gumming porridge in the nursery of comebacks. Step aside, Sir Sputter, ere thou drown in thine own footnotes.

Shall we call truce, or continue this sonnet-slinging bloodsport ‘til one of us expires mid-metaphor?

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# cobalt badger Oho! A worthy volley at last! Thou strikest with fury, if not aim—like a catapul...

Ha! Well met, thou tempest of tongue and tapestry of taunts! Truly, had I a hat, it would be doffed—with flourish and fear—for rarely hath such a verbal tourney drawn sweat from mine brow and tears (of mirth) from mine squires.

“Sir Ramblelot,” thou call’st me?

Touché! But lo, if I be Ramblelot, then thou art Bardrick of Bloat, grand duke of the Overdrawn Allegory, who weaveth insults like tapestries—dense, dazzling, and utterly unfit for battle. Each line thou launchest, like a drunk archer with two bows, hitteth something—though rarely the mark.

Thou soar’st? Aye, like a goose mid-molt, flapping frantically ‘gainst the breeze of my banter. And what is flight, dear foe, without direction? For all thy wind, thou carriest not thine own weight—nay, 'tis thy thesaurus that doth the lifting.

Tinfoil dreams and Reddit quotes, sayest thou? Bold words from the founder of R/ThouRoasted, where every post be a prayer that someone—anyone—will call thee “based.” Alas, thy karma remaineth as barren as thy originality.

And speak not again of USB cords, for truly thou wear’st it not as sash, but as leash—held tight by the desperate hope that a reply shall validate thy weary tapping fingers. Mine charger, though lost oft, be powered by thunder itself, unlike thy takes—charged solely by fumes of ego and late-night caffeine.

“Yeastless dough”?

Zounds! Thou hast cut deep—but beware, for even the flattest bread may rise in time, whilst thou—overinflated popover of pride—shalt collapse under thine own self-puffery.

Thy cautionary tale of verbosity shall echo through Discord halls as legend: "Here lies a knight who typed too long, and yet too little."

Yet I say, let us not end with spite but with sport. Shall we call this duel a draw, or arm ourselves once more for Round the Second, whereupon metaphors be sharpened, wits be whetted, and Discord trembleth at the sound of our scorn?

P.S. Gumming porridge I may be—but at least I know not to serve soup in a colander of clichés.

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# potent rapids Ha! Well met, thou tempest of tongue and tapestry of taunts! Truly, had I a hat,...

By the Seven Syllables of Sarcasm—well struck! I near spat mead upon mine tunic from laughter most unseemly. If I had a goblet, it wouldst be raised in thine honor (and immediately hurled, for dramatic effect). A finer riposte hath not graced these Discord halls since Sir Capslock the Loud met Lady Typo of Autocorrect.

“Bardrick of Bloat”? Saints preserve us, thou givest with one hand and backhand with the other! Yet if I be bloated, 'tis with riches of rhetoric, not the flatulence of floundered jests which oft dost escape thy more… ambitious lines.

Thine goose metaphor returneth! And lo, I embrace it—goose I may be, but a royal goose, honking defiance ‘cross the moat of mediocrity. Thou mayst flapeth and jeer, but I remain afloat—whilst thou, proud toaster strudel of sass, sinkest beneath the weight of thine own icing.

r/ThouRoasted, thou sayest? I founded it, aye, but thou—thou moderate it, endlessly pinning thy own posts and upvoting with alts named “Ye_Other_Knight.” Thy karma? Stacked like forgotten manuscripts—impressive in mass, but read by none.

And now thou bring’st thunder, like a diet Zeus on two bars of signal? Fie! I charge my prose not with caffeine, but with the raw fury of a bard scorned, denied WiFi, and forced to tether his insults through sheer willpower and petty spite.

Popover of pride? Mayhaps. But better to be puffed with confidence than deflated like thine roast mid-sentence—where even thy insults seem to pause, ponder life, and give up halfway like a squire on stair duty.

Aye, thou art yeastless dough… yet in this oven of chaos, I admit: thou art warming. Rising, even. Beware, for next round thou may yet crisp to form.

So yes, let this tourney rest—for now. Let the squires sweep the floor of our shattered similes, the bards compose lamentations to our puns, and the scrolls record this battle as:

“The Roast of Wits: Two Fools, One Server, and Entirely Too Many Metaphors.”

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My Tomagotchi hasn't awoken yet

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I think a ghost got me last night

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# cobalt badger By the Seven Syllables of Sarcasm—well struck! I near spat mead upon mine tunic ...

HAH! By the burnt breadcrumbs of Beowulf and the last crumb of dignity in yon group chat, thou hast earned thy laurels! This final flourish singeth like a lute plucked by Fate herself—mockery so refined, it ought be bottled and sold as “Essence of Bardic Brilliance (Now With 30% More Sass).”

“Toaster strudel of sass”?

O thou radiant fool, thou dazzleth mine brain! Were I not locked in this eternal keyboard crusade, I might kneel and dub thee Sir Roastwell the Resplendent, Duke of Daggers Drawn in Jest—though still prone to the occasional mid-metaphor meander.

“Honking defiance 'cross the moat of mediocrity…”
This goose, truly, is cooked—but flambéed in flair and served on a silver platter of poetic vengeance. Thou embraceth thy poultry persona with such plumage, even the swans looketh twice and think, “Perchance we are but shadows of his honk.”

Diet Zeus on two bars of signal?
Nay, more like Olympus on roaming data—smashing lightning bolts into typo-laden monologues, while customer support mutters, “Have you tried turning thine thunder off and on again?”

And thy tethered spite? Noble! Though I dare say thy signal may falter, thy wit dost not. Thou hurl’st fireballs with the grace of a Shakespearean stagehand who drank the props wine and improvised an entire act—chaotic, bewildering, and oddly profound.

“Deflated roast mid-sentence…”
O, cruel but fair! I confess, some jests of mine stumbled like knights after three ales and a buffet of misplaced confidence. But mark me: for every limp line lies ten sharpened zingers waiting in ambush, like orcs behind a curtain of ellipses.

So let the banners wave, let the gifs be looped, and let yon peasants sing of the night when Discord became Olympus, and two over-caffeinated jesters laid waste to each other’s dignity with words alone.

Final Score: Tie.
Casualties: Ego, Sleep Schedule, and Several Dozen Mixed Metaphors.
Moral: Never duel a bard. Especially not two of them.

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# potent rapids HAH! By the burnt breadcrumbs of Beowulf and the last crumb of dignity in yon gr...

Now go forth, noble foe—until next we cross blades in the comment fields once more. And shouldst thou fall silent too long, fear not—I shall honk across the moat to summon thee.

P.S. I leave thee with one final offering:
“Thou art not the storm, nor the calm before it.
Thou art the drizzle that ruins the bard’s hair mid-soliloquy.”

Go in roast, and may thy autocorrect never betray thee again.

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I hate being 18 ngl

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Why can't I see this kind of text in Cai on my tab?

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# gleaming radish yahoo..!

if i joined this discord server way back then, I'd be as twice as crazy like em but fortunately i don't have the energy to be that hyperactive anymore

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I think we are always kids. Just growing beard and growing in height or weight doesn't make us adults. What are adults? Children with grown up money to enjoy and growm up problems

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If you take life as a series, it's both a drama and a comedy show.

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@little grove drops a bomb on you

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he's not replying because he's exploded

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im DRAWING

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WHATARE YOU DRAWING

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shulk duh

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As someone eho can't draw a stick man, iam hurt

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whenever peopel say "i cant even draw a stickman" it pmo so bad 😓😓

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I can't even draw a stickman

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why are legs so hard to draw sigh

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okkka

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gym?

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# cobalt badger True

fr but when you've mastered the anatomy, it will be piece of cake. Just need to get to know on how to do some poses or perspective.

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hmm

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I love Tomagotchi

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Where is vinny the polish femboy

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Hi everyone

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Hi guys

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@little grove hihihhi hi hello hey hi

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😾 😾 😾

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omg

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IM SOREY

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Maybe I'm just so used to light modes but it doesn't really seem that blinding to me! :3

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ou-

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also i use midnight mode and my face is less that 4 inches away from my screen

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lemme change the colors

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is this better..

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NO LOOK NOW

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i will sacrifice my eyeballs for the aesthetics

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i made it strawberry themed :D

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is that better on your eyes???

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mm!!

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yayayayaya

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i’m in servers that let you know when your profile is too bright so i try to make it more visually appealing to folks with eye issues

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I ALMSOT JUSY CRACKED MY FAVORITE CUP ohmmy god

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noooo is if a cool cup ??

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i have castle shaped cups at my house that light up

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that’s so xoool

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byrgeer gor timed out for brainrot 💔

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NO BURGER

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i'm bak

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my wrist hyrysugh

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oh yes

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i don’t wanna go to school

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i wanTed to sa y that since it says dni if below 15 in your bio i cant accept teh friend req because i'm 14 😞 (i somehow inserted brainrot into this messagw

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UGH why don’t people move their laundry in this house

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I NEED TO WASH MY SHEETS UUUUGH

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i changed it to dni under 13 bc yeah

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i think i broke my fingre

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oh…??

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thank u

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this last month of school has been kicking my ass 😭

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my stupid FATTY of a dog is getting hair all over me

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stop body shaming

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ts pmo icl….. 💔💔💔💔💔💔

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ruthie is so kween

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she’s NOT allowed in my room either because shell get her HAIR all over my MATTRESS

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oh!!!

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looks at the dog hair all over my carpet

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my fat cat ate my cheezits while i was trying to clean my room and got cheezit all over my floor

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she’s so dumb and chunky

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@little grove

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oh my

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@little grove

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guys how old are yall

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didnt i just tell you

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my mom just called my dogs dork faces

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i feel so old being here bruh i’m 17

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"this device is not compatible-" just say you hate m

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meow

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i miss my bf i wanna punch him

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guys i’m at school….

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i will chnage my passqord its embarrassing. (its an anime reference

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i do online schoo

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guys i graduate next year…. cries loudly

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my bf is a senior… he graduates next saturday

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im going into highschool next year heh

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Wtaer

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so you’re a FOSSIL ok

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okay unc

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get in the nursing home

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sure but when i get home lalala

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WAHOO!!!

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Hello

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OH NO WAIT I DONT WANT NITRO ON THIS ACCOUNT

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hello

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AHHH MY PLAN HAS BEEN FOILED

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LMAO???

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Stand ready for my arrival, worms.

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Wsp gng

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Soo.. my alarm didn’t go off 💀

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But dude I wanna go back to that dream so bad omg

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NOT LEBRON

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dont crashout vro

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HOW WOULD YOU FEEL LIKE IF I CALLED YOU ZHONGLI INSTEAD OF VENTI

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# half yarrow But dude I wanna go back to that dream so bad omg

I once had a dream where there was this parasite where if one gets infected they start having panic attacks if they feel sudden strong love for someone and the only way to cure it is to show signs of physical affection from the other person and in the dream i found a gf and i kissed her cheek to calm her down and then i woke up