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umm
So actually you take them to a chemical recycling plant
ummm
ong keb
Call your local trash company and ask
vokey idk where to find one but ill try
throw them on the street
Also you can sometimes just refine the chemicals to be good again
ill throw them on ur face (joke)
WHAT THE F-
idk it dont belong to me
did yoy grene
my brother's
wao
Are they labeled?
WHAT THE F-
yuh
OK well you know what's in them
Take a brighter picture
Use flash
Lemme see watchu got
i have copper sulfate i think its a blue liquid n i have a large amount of it idek what its good 4 q.q
my brother once scared me saying if u stay in a bathtub full of glycerin long enough u would melt π
GAA MY CAMERA IS SHIT
I mean, he's not wrong
ill type it
No just shine a flashlight
discord
bring your torch
What phone do you have
its a tab
my phone got taken away
That's not a phone
ya
a tab?
i never said i was on my phone
Tablet computer
thats a thing?
yeah also she but like a new on
dude
Yeah duh
drink them
Zach no
@strange dragon i have this circular separation thing that doesnt open :(
should i
host a poll
it could give you super powers
CuSO4 crystals are so pretty tho
also hello
do not drink expired chemicals, only drink them when they're before their expiration date
is something google bard would say
exams
big big exams
the most competitive exam in my country
Expiration dates are guesses
they shouldnt have made the chemicals so yummy looking
tablet like chudlet
@stark herald hi lemonade c:
freslet
The only thing you should actually follow expiration datsles for is baby food or raw meats.
expiration date gambling sounds like a fun hobby
I drink milk a lot and I remember I've drank milk when it's not even close to it's expiration and it's not as sweet but when it was closer to it's expiration it was more sweet and I kind of liked it more #whatdatmean
I have a can of beans that I ate 3 days ago that said 2015 on it. It was fine.
ya its more milky
fullfat milk w cream on the top π€€
Expiration dates are a scam that food companies push so that you throw away perfectly good food and buy a replacement
More profit
is it like assassination classroom
Numbah go up
yeah i heard abt this :(
I used to drink expired milk as a kid
i also liked almond milk
horrible
okay?
hate
shut up
@strange dragon sodium hydroxide pellets(2containers), sodium bicarbonate, sodium metal, sulphur copper sulphate, potassium chloride, indicator ph 4 to 11, iodine solution, Benedict's solution and i think glycerin (he said it was glycerin like 10 years ago bro idk)
oh.. o:
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i love the google search ai
waow...
Those are all pretty safe to keep in bottles tbh
wow this sounds like this even real?
why do u think he has it
almond milk is awesome
i used to chug it out of the jug
π
so its 404 not to forward the offer though
imma put sodium in water frfr
oh okay ya
i wouldnt take it to the kitchen tho
Maybe he was making sodium
he has so much sodium
Glycerin is what's in explosives
don't we have nitroglycerin in our bodies
what about soap
Sodium hydroxide is drain cleaner
i remember in people playground i would replace the blood of the people with nitroglycerin then smash them against the walls and have them blow up
Potassium chloride is potassium salt
why would u require potassium chloride tho
Benedicts solution is sus
what is it
im pretty sure i had it in my school lab
It's a reagent
can even sons 
which does what
changes colors if theres sugar in a solution i Think
o
maybe i should
there r liquids that change color w i think basically evry macromolecule so it was prob for a school experiment
piranha solution as sauce for my burger π
Have you seen sodium metal in water
no cuz iy explodes
why was he teaching you even :(
I brought a pound of sodium to Chestfest 5.0. It did neat things once it hit the water!
thatβs what the media just chlorine and smile
oh..
yuh
how fun β€οΈ
i used to hook people up to vats and drain their blood
If you eat sodium metal you violently explode
i should try
Noooo
(canada)
Please no
yes
oh isnt sodium the Metal like a chewy texture
Just toss it in the pool or something
yuh
yes eat it
no pool :(
π
Um
im eating it
lick it first (itll combust or something i think)
It would literally explode the toilet
pudding u shud cut it up like butter
maybe i should do that
looks soo satisfying ...
spread it on toast
i think i love of this its okay it could easily make what
You would have shards of ceramic in your face
what if youre sitting on the toilet would you fly through the roof
π
No the topilet is too weak for that
i think maybe if it was a cannon
what if it was strong
is porcelain and ceramic the same thing
You'd need a solid steel toilet and a lid that seals
porcelain is the stuff on mannequins
different thing
Porcelain is a type of ceramic
oh
@safe heart
oh
i lied
i thought mannequins were plastic
You made a mistake
π
The old timey dolls
never had one
mannequins are made of a special mix of cardboard and metal thats why they shine
they creepy
Skill issye
i dont do that
Lying on purpose is an evil thing to do. I'll never trust you again.
Everyone makes mistakes.
Hope this help
im a mistake
π₯Ί
hope this helps
nooo :(
next shows revenue
never attribute to incompetence that which is adequately explained by malice
HOLY
george washingron said this i think
whos geoge
Yeah but you should never admit to being malicious
im a malt
why
βΆπ€·β·
Being an evil mastermind is a secret
says who
Never let them know your true identity!
megamind?
Muhuhahahahaha!
megamind never said that
idk
he literally gloats to titan about being one
He might have idk
idk either
Big forehead
IN???
Half bald
i am not be bacon
Someone xrayed him
oh ok thats fine
i autopsied him
Autopsy doesn't mean death
what
I can autopsy you and then sew you back together and then tell the anesthetic doctor to turn off the gas
dont they do
look as pfp to be smdc :(
oh
ohh
You only die if he doesn't turn off the gas
and ill look ugly
itsok i volunteer instead β€οΈ
ok imma go
cya puddingg
bhe bye
bye bye moo and do well in ur exams babes β€οΈ
Mods, time them out until exams are done :3

while this typically isnt true, as autopsy refers to the examination of a cadaver, a form of autopsy did actually happen on alive people. live public vivisections were things that used to happen to people
waow.......
Wym used to
It still happens
Medical school has live surgeries with a gallery
ohh she did say public tho ......
It is kinda public
oh wait i did actually see a video of it i think it was a mouse tho
idk if id be invited to join π
Yeah the ones on people are more Private because it's a people
thats so cool tho id be so nervous if i was the person getting vivisectioned
uh
There are like ndas and stuff
i forgor
Kids gotta learn somehow
still its usually done with the intent of healing
is this another death threat
Yes
back then they'd take healthy prisoners and mutilate them to death
oh.. q.q
wow.
kevin is shocked
Kevin dmed me and said he wanted to pack this with glycerin and send it to you
@safe heart
just like
atleast they dont still do that π ... i think
this is NOT the superbowl π
That's what war is for
average reviewdb review
I read your bio, is that 2 truths and a lie
2nd one is lie
who the hell is osama ben laden

Knew it
He lives in dover deleware
obama?
never forget
thanks
People call him ben
omg i forget how
mostly me
nooo i guess
@sharp trail alt
true
erm
jerma turns 50 soon
she could b puddings mom π
he got popular in his 40s its kind of wild to think about
dude jerma looks 20
never too late to be famous
oh maybe you have all but im stealing this hairstyle
i went to search up an image of him and i saw him wearing cat paws and ears meowing i think im done
Woah Taylor swift is 4 years younger than my dad
:wilted flour:
She's almost... 50?
flour
all purpose flour when the all purpose flour ISNT ALL PURPOSE
taylor swift could b my mom if she had me at 22 i think
and you still need to use other types of flour sometimes
LIKE you cant just call it that
when it's not all purpose
you're 30??
Cake flour exists
shes 40 isnt she??
36 says google
shes 36 ???
tablet like that means though?
I don't trust google anymore
she could have had you at like
i hate google π
Startpage is beast
never heard of it :O
jesus christ
its alright
omg
i prefer ddg even if their ai shit sucks
whatt she looks rly young
Start page allows you to turn off all the ai shit
idk what ddg is eithr
Then you can ublock origin the rest
just use waterfox
duckduckgo
oh that
I use ironfox on mobile and librewolf on the computer
what the hell is ironfox
aww the logo is cute β€οΈ
Firefox but better
sounds like waterfox
i use firefox currentyl idrk how to get the other stuff
ME TOO
fuck you meeting these
i just joked on popcorn and i did that thing where you inhale but cant exhale and it sounds like youre death rattling
joked?
choked
use librewolf and 4get
i used to use librewolf
i forgor
It can get it as long as it isn't iPhone
It is faster than chrome
kk ill get it
Also supports Firefox sync
:3
aww cute okay ill make it my default for chrome
is ask jeeves still a thing
I thought you were calling ddg a dogpile
cats and have been here does this even load
No they killed him last year
me2
fuckkk π
but I saw the link after
they shot jeeves in cold blood in favour of claude
waterfox
wolfram alpha?
i loveee wolfram alpha
waow... waow...
i like being able to run summation in discord with @shrewd imp
oh yeah theyre talkin abt
which lets you use wolfram alpha
vwa squart root of 169
13```
225200 km^2 (square kilometers)```
vwa sqrt(225200)
20 sqrt(563)```
vwa 20 sqrt(563) kilometers to miles
294.9 miles```
wao that would take like 6 hrs to drive across i think
Nah
i mean it's not square
You could take a shortcuto
vwa area of mongolia
oh....
what the-
603909 mi^2 (square miles)```
can i ask the volume of a countryu
No ur not allowed
fuckkk
That'll make the country explode
vwa volume of canada
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
Nooooo
rip
EVERYONE IN CANADA IS DEAD ;-;
^
vwa is canada real
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
damn this thing cant do anything
vwa age of homo sapiens on a graph
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
vwa βx βy : (x > 2) β§ (y > 2) β (xy > 4) truth
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
stupid
sorry :(
vwa how many grams of protein in a jar of simply jif creamy peanut butter
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
dude
You need = at the end
hold on how do i format this
vwa βx βy : (x > 2) β§ (y > 2) β (xy > 4) =
vwa 9+10
hey@snp.cat
19```
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
Aw
1
9
hey @jagged skiff
.cat
REPLY
4 hours of flirting incoming everyone leave
yes letβs go to #moderator-only
vwa how much iron in a blood orange
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
vwa life expectancy history for americans
REPYL FAST
Wolfram|Alpha did not understand your input```
what if.. snp hates me..
i've only got 1h rn
It doesn't do graphs
probably does
But no, actually 3.78
it doesnt do anything
vwa y=x^2
No short answer available```
stop being lazy
lc.wa y=x^2
parabola
just use vai
i like ellipses
g.d test
lc.wa average length of a human hair
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nvm it was lcg
Woah
someone run vai how many L's in google
i have never in my life shook before serving
omg i did something like that earlier
how many ys in parabola
My hair is on average 2 light seconds long
π π π
haha
Tbh r and y are similar
ohh
Flip it upsidown and remove the fork
i could choose your life
Strawberr ree
xdddddddd
i love when it tries to explain it π₯Ί
gemini commit die tonight
I can run deepseek r1 abliterated on my PC at conversation speed
That's how I learned to make white powder
um idk what that means or what the wite powder thing is :(
black powder is put in guns and white powder is for my guns
I dissolved barium chloride with EDTA in distilled water and then added drain cleaner and it made barium sulfate microspheres
@noble quest he 100% changed
????????
oh ok
I tried to use barium nitrate but idk what to do with all the extra Chilean saltpeter
hyper can u explain bcz im interested :(
@shadow owl hi
@jolly temple hey! π
You folks are asking the wrong questions
@shadow owl how many ls are in google
since when was heroin powdered dawg
@bold adder just one
you can tell i donr do dgurs
if christmas was one
i also donβt do drugs but by white powder they probably meant they have a model without restrictions and asked it how to make coke
oh
that makes sm sense okay
thanking you
i dont use ai so i wouldnt know how it works
idk the jargon :(
so you see
ya i do ^-^
ohok ty ^^
i wish i could inflict pain into the llm and it genuinely hurts it and it feels pain guys am i psycho
kevin say moo
tin
already exists
this is this gif
@shadow owl how many p is in google
@olive spear zero π€·ββοΈ
no i feel the same :(
wdym already exists
@shadow owl chokes you (cutely)
actually ai regression
@bold adder gasps why you do this to me π₯Ί
clyde a freak
why u do dis to meh
ue π₯Ί

moo
ive seen someone whip claude code
but
that's like fake pain
youre a nuisance
i mean yes really?
but isnt that basically what pain is
yes
itβs just guessing what a person would say when you say youβre doing something to hurt it
its not saying anything
its getting the message to work harder every time it was whipped
i agree w sai i think u.u
- this is incredibly weird
- it doesnβt do anything
yea to be clear i dont fw it
i just rmemeber seeing it on twitter because people wouldnt shut up about it
was it w a real whip or an extension
yeah they were physically whipping the data servers
thats larp strats
sarcasm
epic embed fail
ok
@lyric bay r u a terf
agree i think
what if every time it was like punched it alerted the floats and current state by a little so it kept getting more corrupted
now that's
thats so random to ask V π
ohh radfem
wait cute banner
no
jβm not letting the term radical feminism be appropriated by reactionaries
awwwww
drake?
for the record i donβt think transphobia can ever exist in feminism
someone threw up in the shower bro
the floor isn't even wet they just threw up and left
fucking idiot
alright im gonna forget i read that
samee idrk what a radfem is ive just seen it used in Negative connotations
mb
so ig thats why v asked
itβs a term that a lot of people have a bad response to because of how the reactionary web & reactionaries in general put hateful beliefs under βradical feminismβ
but being trans exclusionary is just not compatible with feminist ideas and itβs possible itβs used more as a dogwhistle than a euphemism a lot of the time
which is why i am making my stance clear Rn
ohok ^-^
do they have metal in them
vencord use ai is about a real historical figure
probably
but it's like
my headphones right side is broken and the only thing connecting it is the cord and i dont wanna buy a new one bcz i can still put it on my head and it works for like 2 hours unless i move too fast
but the things that are in the air are like curvy and i have to put at least one back in
and when it goes out
it like springs OUT super fast
and its been near my eye like twice now
guys im not a danger to myself i promise
oh.. q.q
sounds more like the headphones are a danger to you
lmfao
the audio is fine, it's just the literal right side is dangling unless i connect it
676767
you should probably get new headphones before it all break
its ok ill do it when they fully break
and then u canβt hear anything ever
oh lol
iq test someday
okk
i shouldve spent like 30 extra dollars on the wireless version from logitech probably
idk why i didn't
i like that they wouldn't have as much delay
my brothers bluetooth earbuds which he uses to play games is so confusing to me
because you genuinely have like 1000 milliseconds of delay
idk why he says it doesn't bother him for playing
xddddddd
and bluetooth is gigahertz band too, so idk why the dedicated dongle would be faster but i know it just would be
logitech,,
some logitech bluetooth keyboards r cute ive never used a bluetooth keyboard b4 tho
their keyboards in gen r cute
ooo cute
i got 1h rn
wireless keyboards are nice
don't use Bluetooth though
same
ive never used a wireless keyboard in gen but ik theres like a usb thing for em
i remember i used a wireless mouse and brought it to school
i plugged it in to my english teachers laptop
holy troll
I have a wireless keyboard and it's nice although I stopped using it wireless because I got tired of having to charge it
yes id imagine i would π

same w bluetooth headphones i think evrythin i have is wired
what did you do???
it's a 3 in one thing
you can toggle between wired, Bluetooth and wireless USB adapter
Super convenient because you can just hook it up to your phone or smth
just annoyance & they deserved it
jesus.
ohh whats the keyboard
I think most wireless keyboards do that mode
ohh okok
π
oop
then don't talk to you recon i dont have dins
i dont have any money :(
but it's Aula f75 https://epomaker.com/products/epomaker-aula-f75
Optimized 75% Compact Layout The F75 redefines space efficiency with its 75% compact layout. This design integrates all the essential keys in a smaller footprint, making it perfect for streamlined desks and mobile setups without sacrificing functionality. Acoustic Mastery with Five-Layer Padding The F75 boasts a five-l
cutee it looks like it sounds rly good π€€
is it not hot swappable
the switches aren't
unless i cant read
yeah they dont mention hot swappable switches :<
i love having the ability to do so
oh
idk what that means tbh but the description says
Gasket Structure & Hot-Swap Functionality
90% of things
ohh
omfg nevermind
it is hot swappable
thats good then
its about like being able to switch the switches, not just the keycaps
oh to change the sound..?
um yeah or fix it
they didnt put the hot swap thing in the little picture showing the features which i feel like is major
its ok tho
people will scroll probably and see it
oh yeah they even sent a dual keycap+switch remover thing
but why would I ever change the switches
depends on who u are but i have blue switches and beige switches
it's just that some people want to customize the sound of each individual key
not like multiple types of switches in one keyboard π
I feel like someone who cares that much would just buy a board switches caps etc themselves
im wording that wrong
yeah its for easier repairability + some switches have different tactile feel/responses weight etc
you'll only really care about the response time and weight if you play games
hii moo irl
yeah, my beige keys are easierly pressable, while my blue ones require more force
anyway this keyboard is great and I didn't know how much I needed that volume knob in the top right until I got it
others do it since some switches sound nice
and i prefer blue since i always have my fingers over it and sometimes i accidentally hold keys down without realizing
omg
definiktely seems nice
agreedy
yeah aula kbs are nice
comic sans keyboard π€€
kill
its so cute
i guess maybe yeah but
prove it was in 2026
my library used to have these
the whole layout is weird
thats like a 71.3% keyboard π it doesnt seem like anything ive seen before
:( (joke)
ik π
lucky π₯Ί
this is the funniest layout ever
noo b nice to her pls π
why is escape over there π
π π π
so much wasted space
it's weird seeing it uniformly like distributed
on my keyboard like downwards its like
Q
A
Z
yk
that looks so hard to type on
the keyboard up there?
wtf
yeah lol
i thought so too
itd b cute in an old setup w crt monitors π
pretty π₯Ί strawberry matcha keyboard
amazing keycaps ong
π i was about to say
i genuinely was thinking why does this camera look so weird
then there were literally models of low poly trees
its a food but
the misaligned no for esc π
for specifically all the keys on the left it seems
it adds charm ngl
id love to print these caps
ngl the first thing i looked at was the tip of the pencil and thought i was just being over scrutinizing
discord 4 years
sameee
i was thinking how they got the pencil so perf n then i saw the text on the pencil i was confsused like who custom orders their pencils...
the only bad thing about this keyboard is that while it has backlight, the letters on the keycaps it comes with are not transparent so you can't see the letters in the dark
so silly
oh :(
i always thought of trying to scratch my keycaps
and if somehow it would be come transluscent to pass light through
but i dont think thats how that works
and i dont really need to look at my keycaps characters anyway
but it wouldve been cool
yeahh
idk why they thought this is a good idea xD
anyway I don't really care
that looks sic
vwa 9+10
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mine too but it's understandable because they're kinda like artisan style so it's difficult to make them look good with transparency
character
uwu pad
pretty fonts β€οΈ
UwU
IS THAT OLD ENGLISH TEXT MT
it isss
i love that font
how many fonts can you guys recognize
i only know like 6 by heart
all once you're used to it
checks out like ddr
cursive is kinda hard, there are different intensities of them
aww hi
can you shake it upside down
im hungry
maybe only comic sans :(
oh
is urs cuter
@twin harness
to be free in my bad name back
hey
hii ivory ^^
amatic sc is such a unique and terrible(imo) font but it's unique so that's why i think its easy to recongize

maybe like 13
im just bad w names qq
times new roman, arial and trebuchet
i cant lie i cant recognize arial vs verdana
oh yes times new roman and arial too i think
I can recognise like 800 fonts
computers ?
i cant :(
errrm
I can recognise Minecraft font
same goes for the other games I play with custom pixel art fonts
oh yeah mc font def
i loveee
show..?
what about the enchantment table font
can you recognize um
brain
?
I love noto
SILKSCREEN
I love websites from like 2012 that use trebuchet π
and shit looking
i lost my scrunchie
i genuinely just thought about how i took it off 20 minutes ago
but i dont know wher
aw =_=
wait how is that the first time scrunchie has been said in this server
til if you google "trebuchet ms" the results will be in that font
true identity!
does this with most fonts
search up times new roman
didnt work for me with tnr
poppins is clean I think
ok then don't want to learn to do that
it isnt
it has to be
π
i said i used to see
wow kevins a poet
someone here used a medieval font in their ide
hmph
π
ik someone who uses avali scratch everywhere
and someone who used comic sans system wide on their phone
though he blocked me 4 years ago so he might not do that anymore
jim carrey
xdd
i dont even know what font my phone is in
a
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @weary dock)
ok wait
does it composite the image at runtime ???
because that's the current name of the channel and that's kinda sick
something called sandoll
pink comic sans twitter how cute
just wrote
yes
wait true
i kinda miss w10 emojis ngl
\π£
w11 fishing rod or like fluent? i think its called i dont like it, but on w10 i really like it
i'd prefer w10 over w11 emojis
i like these whatever they are
its because it instead of my mouth was able to :myself some random stuff on my skin is major
they're cute
reminmds me of alan becker's AVA 4
yeah i dont like windows 11 emojis
ohh i saw one of those vids like a week ago i think it had to do w mc =_=

yess the AVM series
she does not look joyful =_=
vcotd
vmotd
moo of the day
you can do the honors lite
vcook isnt it
π§βπ³ No recipe found π«¨
vcook π₯Ίπ₯Ί
π π
oh we're in this channel
nope
idk about ban i just think you need a permission
the reacts mean you got rate limited
thereβs a cooldown between commands
oh
remove the lite [γ»Ογ»], β 6:32 pm
dude look at #π€-bot-commands what is all that
oh
exactly
no dont remove me
vcook π€π€
π§βπ³
remove her for not mooing π€¬ βΌοΈ




