#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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ohhh
@shadow owl stupid
Try installing macOS instead*
liquid glass
i second this
is that your car? im in a hurry ill buy it oh are these your children? ill buy them too
ba
bwaa
gold stake sucks
lga 1150
balatro moment
off topic if i make a plugin for vencord and it gets added, am i allowed to ask for it to be removed?
You're allowed to ask but there would be no guarentees that it would be removed
hm
You would be making a plugin to an OSS project after all
Why would you want to remove a plugin though?
i became problematic and have to scrub myself from the internet
i'm being stuck in american units
i mean i dont have any plugins of my owm, but i just wondered, falling out, lack of time, personal reasons
whatever could b
be
lack of time
You’re not required to maintain the plugin after it’s been added to vencord, vencord developers will maintain it for you
i mean if im gonna make a plugin i would wanna matain it
yeah true (i've done completionist++ twice)
if no one can maintain a plugin it’ll be removed anyway
I did say not required, but if it breaks then vencord developers will be on their feet trying to fix it
nerd
bro u can also i'm flying
yk theyre right
when you say "say mom" a baby will likely imitate what you say
how do they know to skip "say"
stupid ass baby
Overheard behind me while watching #H5N1 NAS workshop today: "You want to really make a pandemic, make hantavirus human transmissible"
2012
@shadow owl you do you are pointless. do you want you see it
?????
fanta
clyde - ⩊ -マ🍵
hi
hi
hiii
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guh
guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so true
do not ask for support with this
okay why?
we don't support it
ehh setups vary
so if you can't do it with whatever https://docs.vencord.dev says, you're on your own
420
Okay, I thought you just weren't supposed to ask in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 sorry
what could this possibly be
ow gamers
if you develop plugins (not for basic devbuild help like this) we have #🧩-plugin-development btw
why did my vencord stop working
(Auto-response invoked by @hybrid sluice)
Hi
WHAT THE FUCK
@harsh minnow how much for you to give me 20 identical badges for free
In a realm where all coherence has been ceremonially yeeted into the void, reality itself resembles a glittering sludge of nonsense and prehistoric mischief. Everything is essentially a majestic cocktail of utter bull stuff, lovingly stirred with two enthusiastic scoops of caveman doo-doo, garnished with confusion and served in a cracked bowl of questionable origin. Thoughts wander like deranged pigeons arguing with gravity, while logic takes a vacation it never planned to return from. Philosophers sneeze existential crises into the wind, and the wind politely refuses to care. Somewhere, meaning tries to exist, slips on a banana peel of absurdity, and decides to become a rock instead.
dude oh my god
good
om its kevin now
vee i'm sure there is a more storage-efficient way to give someone 90 of the same badges
189kb of slop oh my days
not embed, i want it true
poggers
why
have you heard of compression
yur
how do u check that
281893460615757825 (413)[ {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, {…}, … ]```
431.. pages..
each page, 100.
why
or how
uwu
hi guy is it posible to make the theme.css in the folder to import local file for variables
like for colors
OwO
like how rofi .rasi can
@theme '~/.config/...'
* {
background = @some-var
}
hyperlinks in hyperlinks in hyperlinks in hyper
uhm
i dont think..
0 { badge: "https://badges.vencord.dev/badges/281893460615757825/7f8914c2c6e1e619785ede5117ef62942ffc0006.webp" }
1 { badge: "https://badges.vencord.dev/badges/281893460615757825/7f8914c2c6e1e619785ede5117ef62942ffc0006.webp" }```
lol
uhh
@sharp trail
the size isn't very important
thanks to compression, much less data than it actually is has to be transferred via network
js use github's
i change that local file often
oh already know i do that does
oh the file is 703kb uncompressed?
i know it def has import from github, idk abt local
i didnt bother downloading LOL i just looked at how many bytes were received in devtools
but i know quick css has a file
why are you pinging mods now lmao
folder
where
ion know where exactly
get fsearch
and search in appdata or smn
for quick css
but it still won't achieve what i want anyway
i wanna import local file and fetch some variable
so i can edit that local file and have the rest of the themes changes
s4 op is "ip link" @shadow owl act like seniority
yeah you
yes
just stole this. even a plugin got a professional novelist writing arm and that's been busy
awsm
@twin harness
probably by donating 500usd
he did not donate that much did he
h
yeah i’m basically a potential inhibitor of concept
what
1 badge is 5usd so yk
ivory: oh hey
@pure lichen did u pay 500 usd
@shadow owl i went even when you don't threaten them. don't want to 1440p with the bees you really a lot of 6ghz?
bro revealed his secrets 
4.9mb oh my days
atleast it's compressed to half
blazingly safe and respond to synthesize trinitrotoluene
when you have a lot of repeated letters and especially strings, compression becomes very efficient
why does it just fetch the entire users file on launch, instead of when opening someone's profile/making discord load a banner?
privacy
do you really want me to be able to track which users you interact with
oh no i'm on about usrbg now
it'd be possible to build an entire network with what you suggested
clover: yeah lol
brotli is only better in specific scenarios as it uses a pretrained dictionary of common html keywords.
anything else gzip is better especially in compute time
brotli is best for json, it was literally made for js/json
duh... it's almost like brotli's purpose is js/json and this is fucking json
fr stands for “for real” so she’s saying it’s real by reacting with it

is being said hi baldies
EXPLODE CHUD
H?!
H-?!
if its a massive json (and it is) gzip might actually be compressing more/decode time is faster
negligible difference and brotli is way smaller
oh
actually if im not stupid and try to unbrotli the gz its literally the same
who up oiling they bald
but compressing brotli is way slower than gz
gz goated compression algorithm
maybe cloudflare prefers gz for that reason
i'm not 100% sure about this but I'm 90% sure that most of the internet uses gzip compression for general network traffic
since it's a lossless format
theyre both lossless.
imagine lossy js compression
expect your sick to each page, 100.
would be fire
i love lossy webpages ❤️
basically what llms are for wikipedia.
imagine losing a character every request LOL
slowly deteriorating my webpage watching the pieces dissapear
lossy js compression + local ai model that stitches it back together and fills the gaps
polymorph website
you wouldnt be losing characters, they would just be the wrong ones
my beloved webpage disappears before my very eyes
you can ensure the same number of input and output characters with any FFT transform
what if it generates at least one error every single time lmao
LMFAO
for floats you wouldnt encode it as characters and instead of FP of a transforms decode
dude I'm so mad my onetab list dissapeared and I lost all 6,381 open tabs I had saved
Vhg
🌈 You are 77.36% gay
maybe
makes sense since that’s way too many tabs
@shadow owl would be redone holy mother of their security team for me?
pretty sure people use gzip most
as i said most of the internet runs on gzip
because support
😭
many modern websites prefer brotli because it compresses Web formats better
but it's slower
trying u'll get activated still
it's same speed on client but smaller size which matters a lot
ah i see
i was going to complain that my windows 98 machine wouldn't be able to handle it
but at the same time that runs IE8 so it's not supported in the first place
site loads slowly = lose customers
yk when you click a result in Google and it's slow to load so you go back and click a different result
This cat looks
correct
fucking mcmastercarr website
today litterbox was incredibly slow so the two screenshots i’ve had to upload for /me are going to be on catbox forever
embed fail lol
thats not just because of compression. For example all the images for which product catagory to selects are just crops of a cached image atlas
mcmaster also precaches every single page link you hover
LMAO
older version
newer version
alpha version
i am aware. preload is goat with small assets. just a great example of a good snappy website
I cant wait till https get support for zstd
yeah compression isn't what makes or breaks performance, especially if you live in the first world and have fast Internet
write it yourself KEK
i love being wired to my ISP (COAX, but it's american COAX)
US, UK, Australia, etc.
i could make s browser support it sure but everyone else would need to support it
i'll support it 🙋♂️
HEY Jyrki Alakuijala MADE BROLTI
@shadow owl uwu
OwO
I ❤️ JXL
@shadow owl uwu
best image format
noo
steal the pings lol
@jolly temple OwO
Plumber for the Internet Pipes. I'm the (co-)designer of Jpegli, Brotli, Butteraugli, JPEG XL, Guetzli, WebP lossless, WOFF2, and Zopfli.
bro literally made the modern web
•_•
•_•
JXL has so much information I was working on a transcoder to JXL that scrapes metadata properly
yep
ban whoever taught him this @fallow drum
problem is i don't understand rust
well it does help a lot too
if your site is like 3mb of code (many modern slop sites are), you can compress that down to something like 400kb which does cut average loading time down a lot
and that's the modern programming language so obviously I must use it in everything
modern image and video codecs are to complex to be understood by a single person
furthest I got was format recognition by file tag and even then it's shitty and slow
might be up on github
you mean the magic cookie?
yeah
it is not up on github lmao
it was that ass i didn't even upload it
literally only worked on it at school as a side project so it never got far
training my lovely electric dog in a lake
I even set it to use jemalloc like a true chud
oh the misery I cannot upload images. time for raw code snippets.
me when no copy from nvim what is going on
then
bring back the rule from irc days where anyone who sent code directly in chat got banned
if
use rjxl_api as api;
use std::io;
use std::env;
use std::path;
use std::fs;
/* parrot()
* 'e' -> 'e'
* 'Hello, World!' -> 'Hello, World!'
* ' ' -> ' '
*/
fn parrot() -> std::io::Result<()> {
let mut input = String::new();
let stdin = io::stdin();
stdin.read_line(&mut input)?;
println!("{}", input);
Ok(())
}
fn dwalk(path: &path::Path, files: &mut Vec<path::PathBuf>) -> Result<(), Box<dyn std::error::Error>> {
for object in fs::read_dir(path)? {
let object = object?;
let object_path = object.path();
match object_path.is_file() {
true => {
files.push(object_path);
},
false => {
dwalk(&object_path, files)?;
}
}
}
Ok(())
}
fn main() -> std::io::Result<()> {
// let _ = afs_backend::test(); -- TODO: Write asyncfs.
let arg = match env::args().nth(1) {
Some(arg) => arg,
None => {
eprintln!("Usage: {} [FILE | DIRECTORY]", "rustjxl"); //TODO: get program name
return Ok(())
},
};
let work_dir = path::Path::new(&arg);
let mut files: Vec<path::PathBuf> = Vec::new();
match work_dir.is_file() {
true => {
files = vec![work_dir.to_path_buf()];
},
false => {
dwalk(&work_dir, &mut files).expect("Directory walk failed");
}
};
for i in files {
let r = api::read(&i);
let t = match &r.ok() {
None => "err",
Some(ftype) => &ftype.0.to_string(),
};
println!("processed {}, {}", &i.to_string_lossy(), &t);
}
Ok(())
}```
jesus christ
WHAT THE ACTUAL FU-
oh wow
that's just the main program
this would be so much easier in go
one huge page or smth
oh is my fakenitro disabled
nope
I want to send the match block but it is singlehandledly larger than that code snippet
bro dm chat must follow them i must follow them for what the text
base64 image time
is what I would say if I wasn’t given those early
just wanted to remind everyone that i got image perms after 5 messages
so it is 300,000 characters over the discord character limit
imgur in 2026
my control key DOES NOT WORK half the time i love it
you can use /me to embed images btw
really
Hello.
bro that will give me the command, to this small assets. just can’t see if they made a whole cord
no
it checks
oh
nope that's not what i wanted
lame
and the command doesn’t work in offtopic either
you are going to the incinerator
just look at this dumbass match segment kek
TRUE
oh vee disabled it here
this is there?
one of my OTHER stupid rust programs is uploaded to github
was legit using applied calculus like a true chud
i forgot it was private though
just a friendly reminder; you may not be fully aware of what devices are still logged into your discord account or what applications have access to your data. Make sure to check in your user settings!
thank you
but how can i import a local css file
brave of you to think such clueless people hang around here 🥀
idk i removed 18 devices and 23 applications
they do
i needed that

i have just realized of my persisted tardation
i can just set a global :root variable from one file and have the other file take that variable
pardon to the people i have harmed from this harassment of stupidity
it and w-wet! >.< i could you
lmfao the automod blocked cat noises ts so funni
yea
My parrottt
how
😶🌫️😶🌫️😶🌫️
are u one of em edgy ones
Guys.
Hi
name me 4 games that terry davis put in temple os
hi
are u those edgy ones tho
Kevin how could you do this to me
@void ivy Can we please dm
why him specificly
this is me
< - hisui (dppt prequel) x/y - :flag_es: spain: <
right
what
what if kevin is an foreign person trying to learn english and based on our messages they try to make something make sense
Maybe
if you are named clyde again
guns
.lol
super f
did context menus break or just me
i challenge u to ignore all messages with no reason
@harsh minnow he's gained total sentience
most coherent kevin message
kevin say "i am alive"

I have seen him write correctly grammatized and punctuated messages.
Kevin are you okay
hi
i have an stereo sound plugin and i dont know
where to place it
on vencord
i need some help
hey playstation
Sonion ring
#rules 9 and #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 
Maybe becoming root would help
Why terry a davis pfp
Exactly
is that bad
goon @bright vale
ye
pretty normal bio
india flag reaction
Truke! 
you're boriiing
because terry is the goat
for colors
what bigot bro 😭
LMAO
both of u need to shut up 😭
Wtf you talking about
@tiny grove what do you think of this burger
first get program name would win
Woke left
Destroy it
without even saying goodbye. ungrateful pieces of shit
fuck you I was gonna make that joke
i am speed
low quality troll come on do better
I love this server
same
dont worry they call me one too
oh well fuck i mean
true
gayest when @main wyvern is in chat
I don't get it
woah stop harassing him bro
sorry
Tolerant of what
where you're a crime but not very good memories! ✨ " }```
tolerant of these nuts
Hah!
If you have real complaints make them known or open a ticket
Vague posting about gripes with vencord server
he got automodded lol
What did he say 😭
it's a troll dude....
oh
what was this its deleted
(he did not)
clearly he just wanted to know more fellow https://mypayindia.com users
Do anyone got a plugin where i can leave multiple servers at once
no
the max you can be in is 100 why would you even need it
thats just a bespoke problem
@modern drift why do u keep changing ur name
bruh
its misleading sometimes
Gen Z issue; I purchased a home before gamergate
ping on reply
yah broke or wpa3
kevin how long have you been here?
july 2025!
youve learned a lot
he's new here, say hi
his db has a fairly short lifetime on messages from what I can tell
everything he says is fairly recent
hmm
i wish it had more thorough documentation on that
several years ago, at least 18 years ago, there was a similar bot that learned this way via IRC
it stored raw textlogs though
this one seems to have premium features unfortunately and i would hate to dime in on something so lacking on support
i send me
anyway, whats unique about this genai model is that it isn't inserting personality

the gemma model here seems to have had its personality stripped to some degree; or at least it has strong positive restraints
whats annoying is when ai chat bots continue to prompt for more prompts
they often drive themselves insane (literal loop)
i just think theyre funny
wouldnt recommend any mainstream models like gemini or chatgpt obviously
theyre bad at understanding restraints and retaining "rule sets"
i plug my evil
yes you are also all inherently evil by design
chatgpt most of all
the bible bots are certainly frightening, plentiful, and drive psychosis to the point where it seems mania is the norm
kevin is not AI
He is a Markov Chain
so much did amazing thank you😭😭
genai has the capability to attempt "making sense"
whereas the bot that was programmed with a friend before in IRC would mostly take two sentences and put them together, and it would randomly trigger
the hell goin on here
Kevin has achieved agi
actual gay intellect?
.
I used to run a markov bot on irc :3
discord api dying
holy moly
okay good so it's not just me
discord is dying

🦤
Yeah it’s so normal
They last had an oopsie on may 2nd
Before that it was April 28th
"claude, why is the api not working please fix"
any1 else having issues with discord displaying badges
Yes
Its platform wide
Discord is shitting itself
AGAIN
i thought it could be vencord related
well i cant even upload files
"message": "Service resource is being rate-limited." this is the message the apis return
i was like i didnt block myself did i
fucking ai shit code
dont think discord use ai code lol
they do
i wouldn't be surprised if they were using it
definitely do
like 90% of companies probably use some amount of ai to write code
discord existed before ai coding was even a thing
Discord somehow vibcoded their app before even LLM even existed.
unless they hiring vibe coders
so windows too
and they still push ai updates
well yeah but new updates and fixes are likely being made by ai
discord has test servers lol it wouldnt just be pushed with no testing
most likely an api failover
looks like someone fucked up the ratelimit config
Aren’t they controlled by the API?
fav gifs r working
but if u wanna search up
it js wont load
discord's api fucking dying rn ☠️
they need to Fix Vencord right now or i am Getting a Refund
It’s not vencord
It’s discord
yeah
Discord is shitting itself
API's down or whatever tf
vds
curse these Vencord developers for breaking Discord
🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational
Latest Outage Information
Incident: 🟠 Increased API Errors
Status: 🔴 Identified
Identified At: <t:1778268288:F>
Last Updated: <t:1778268288:F>
It’s discord’s coding lol
it's not vencord's fault
love normal discord breaking
this is actually true
TRUE
oh-
why did you break discord
⛓️⛓️⛓️
⛓️
⛓️
⛓️⛓️⛓️
🔥🔥🔥

fres plinko

fres hate campaign

yeah
yeah
Sorry guys
hmm
oh well boring
Man I love discord still shttting itself
if you can read this you are GAY
Discord down for just me or?
vds
🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational
Latest Outage Information
Incident: 🟠 Increased API Errors
Status: 🔴 Monitoring
Identified At: <t:1778270163:F>
Last Updated: <t:1778271412:F>

this mcdonalds is bloody stacked
Discord will be back up soon
Wtf
v+ rot
plz don't rot fx
Discord is mostly working again
i don’t even think it worked anyway
it did
v- rot
rahhhg
discord outages are so funny because wdym I've been removed from all private channels
and restricted to only gifs
bocchi
its creative brainstorming session
vai can still mute to secure a question sorry guys
Truly this is what it feels like to be a brainrotted social outcast
Muting in Discord prevents a user from speaking (self-mute) or hearing others (server/channel mute). It does not "secure" a question in terms of giving it special priority or preventing others from asking questions.
-# Response generated by gemini-2.5-flash. AI may be incorrect or misleading.
Did I get regular removed @nin0
@modern drift so I have regular still discord is absolutely exploding for me
guys on average
soon
yes
Wow everyone blocked me. Whatever I always hated you all anyways
no
bocchi is so peak
I also saw I was stripped of all roles and was confused for a sec
can discord stop being shit pls thx
stinky discord
that would be the first time
bald
Kevin
help
We are continuing to see recovery on our systems and are continuing recovery operations to get the service in a fully healthy state
Please continue recovery
Monitoring has a typo lol
We are seeing significant recovery at this time. We are continue to restore ancillary services and we are metering in traffic as users reconnect.
May 08, 2026 - 13:16 PDT
ah a
fish are smelly
Hai all
hii
konnichiwassup
😹
vee in ohio
crusty keyboard
my keyboard is also dirty
should pull it apart and clean it
never pulled caps off it kinda scary
Hi there, y'all know of a way to know see blasklisted / banwords ? Tehre's a server i keep trying to talk but I keep getting banworded and it's a pein to talk in it
Like "bit" is ban word so i can't speak of bitwarden, or twitch bits currency
Do you have audit log access
just say 1/8 byte
I don't think so, i'm just an atEveryone
well then you can’t see the blacklisted words
Sadge
desvenlafaxine succent, lurasidone hcl, pregabalin
No workaround about this ig ?
Funny how we can see ppl timeout/ban timer but not blacklisted words
Most certainly not a good idea as there's logging kek
well the blacklisted words is just locked behind certain permissions
for example this server gives everyone audit log access so everyone can see what’s in automod
Oh that one, right
Oh can't send pics here mb
"See server logs"
Pic would've been in french anyway so, not very usefull
Thx for enlightment !
everyones making content
Who
me sorry
is there a plugin for uploading files bigger than 10mbs on different filesharing, like on catbox for example and giving a link right away
no, and pls use the support channel next time
okok
Yippie ki yay
i thought it's a popular problem
because it's very annoying to me
guessed you'd know a solution
because we don’t recommend userplugins to people here
would be great to be included, is there any open suggestion for this
claude plugin
@golden rivet
useless functions here and there
@golden rivet DMs ;)
why is this a fork
its 21 commits behind the original 😭
google sucks ig
reviewdb reviews ;)
gemini sucks ig

oh this is just that sharex custom domain fad with less steps
@elfin cedar enjoy
7z a -v10m archive_name.7z source_file
alternatively
7z a -v10m -mx0 archive_name.7z source_file
what is he saying
discord token logger
some1 have follow user plugin? or fake deafen?
snorbbler approaches
lke when you go for some time and your friend decide to move a voice so you go with him when you're not on the pc
well we don't got one of those
some1 have follow user plugin? or fake deafen?
Can I use vencord on mobile?
i have a plugin where you can see others dms
so if you want to see my dms with you
then you'll be able to read our conversation of us both

💀
that's wird ngl
i also have a plugin where you can send texts
like me rn

ping


i have a plugin that adds a button to send a picture of my cat
Click it
W
random pic each time or always same one?
random
it uses an api i made
W gary
it looks so fluffy 
AHHHHH
Amazing plugin
with some hackery trickery fuckery (aka changing a word in a .desktop file) i've made the vesktop icon be the discord icon
but i can't send images so just imagine it
2000 hornets in a pipe
You should set it to a macro
How do I make the vesktop icon the older one that is pride
I miss that icon
idk get the icon from somewhere and customize assets in vesktop settings
you should find old icon in github history
Prismlauncher lets you customize the ui of the launcher which is cool
wait really? I thought it was just qt themes
Yeah the themes mb
Also lets you do the icon
I made it legacy
changing icons is pretty trivial on most OSes anyway though
it has its own themes too
I haven't tried it on macos ever I guess
I have
First time with prismlaucher in general
macos had the weird icon format that just stores multiple images I think? I forgot the name of it
I had to deal with an unpacker for it once (from linux) and it was really bad
I thought that would be banned here
never tried little ceasers
me neither because they don't exist in my country
only thing I've really heard about them is the "to me crazy bread is just normal bread.." posts
where is it
main repo is being developed on
.
if i made you laugh, you give me a funny joke
vee to femtanyl or thot daughter
@harsh minnow thoughts?

unsolicited codeblocks in dms?!
straight just downloading vibeslop
why kevin sentient now
vdumbai if you were to pick "vee to femtanyl" or "thot daughter" (just pick one) which one would you pick
oop, that didn't go well 💥
oh my god markiplier in chat
dumbai is broken because the model was removed from the api and vee is too lazy to switch it to the new one
Bruh
guh
@pine zephyr why is your ass on instagram https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTpk5kuEQjv
from what I've heard, that's mainly what people post on there
Can I send stripper Patrick here lol
ok which one of you is this
Cuz I sent it to my mom a while back without context
also chat what js package manager cli do you people use, both bun and deno are being vibe coded now
It’s a guy in a inflatable Patrick suit
do you guys think aliens have their own conspiracicy theories like the earth landing wasnt real
pnpm has very very little claude activity compared to bun and deno
yarn has 0 claude activity at all
AGENTS and CLAUDE md files are enough for me to not use a project
I feel like I'd miss bun's batteries included approach too much to switch to anything else
I completely forgot yarn existed tbh..
tbf it is just generally worse than everything other than raw npm
npm
does it have global cache yet
actually what if I do a reverse zig and just fork bun from before the anslopic acquisition
are you kevin
thats something kevin would say.
vencord uses pnpm and it's the only js project I'll willingly touch so that 
no, sorry
all my astro sites ☝️
I'm planning on moving to 11ty because they seem less eager to put out slopware
pnpm pineapple apple pen
if slopware is what you're concerned with I'd suggest moving out of the js ecosystem entirely it's cooked
yeah I want to, I just don't know what I'd do if I ever feel like having a static website again
I'd suggest moving to the cave in the mountains
stuff like cloudflare pages only lets you build js projects I think..
Im sure there is a zig project for rendering static markdown with like 3 stars
roll your own ci
yeah it lets you publish compiled static sites to them
do I need to manually go to the dashboard or is there like a good endpoint
I bet there's probably an endpoint, but you might have to go through their wrangler npm package to find it
ohh right wrangler still exists
I thought it was deprecated when they changed stuff with cloudflare pages being workers or whatever
I think they use it internally so I doubt it will ever die
I feel bad for ever doubting tsoding's dislike of the js ecosystem
could I bring a computer running freebsd and a few compilers
oh right also a solar panel
no more oomfs..
true :c
can I still have local net
cave lan party
that would be fire actually
cave data center for me myself and I
when are we establishing vencave
I've been in an illegal rave in a cave
vuosaari somewhere
gib coords
it was kinda shit though
Iceland maybe I don't know where there are good caves
couldn't place it on a map
lol
never deal with https again because the MITM attack vectors are only exploitable by your cave neighborhood
I would MITM your traffic in the cave
why :(
cant trust you
wouldn't it be WITM if it's you @dawn inlet
good point
was it in mustavuori cuz I might have found it
I'm so confused trying to parse this
you're fucking with my traffic because I'm untrostowhrthy?
no idea it was a very small cave in a forest with a narrow path leading to it
I'm falling apart so hard trying to picture rhis
I read your traffic because you're untrustworthy
it only had maybe two dozen people


