🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[sturdy cradle]

leaf ca

[jolly temple]

i had this account

[open pasture]

Oh wow RMS is a horrible person

@sturdy cradle

Leaf me

[vapid quail]

leaf ca indeed

[open pasture]

Imma dress up in one of my older outfits today

[jolly temple]

🤗

[vapid quail]

my sprite has tinder on it

im not shitting u

i got a tinder sprite

[raw panther]

what happen

[modern drift]

who?

[raw panther]

stallman

[open pasture]

He has said some horrible things...

[modern drift]

who?

[open pasture]

Richard m Stallman

[jolly temple]

blah microslop blah blah blah microslop employee ⬆️

[open pasture]

Truth

[open pasture]

Founder of fsf and creator of gnu

I think

[raw panther]

elaborate

[modern drift]

sob

[jolly temple]

i woke up cards in bed

[split lotus]

@sturdy cradlebest fren :3

[sturdy cradle]

mei is microslop employee kevin certified

[split lotus]

@raw pantheralso best fren

[vapid quail]

the big ass tinder logo on the front is blocked by my big back maccas order

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

I'll dry my hair

[open pasture]

Arna hired me

[raw panther]

[split lotus]

yayy

[vapid quail]

awh no me

[open pasture]

@vapid quail worst evil person ever

[vapid quail]

im gonna bite you

like hard

[open pasture]

Colon three

[raw panther]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cute-anime-175

[jolly temple]

omg

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

I need new sheets, towels, bed, bed frame, basket, pillow...

Everything I have is so old and hand me downs aaaaaaaaa

Nvhhr steal all the money for me

[cyan swallow]

polish pride

1300 pln is 350 dolar

[split lotus]

i love when i3 just kinda
crashes randomly when i resize a window

[cyan swallow]

discord freezes desktop window manager on my ryzen 5 7600 when resizing or moving a window

[split lotus]

mine just outright crashes
good thing i can restart in-place

[cyan swallow]

and the resizes of the actual window viewport are delayed compared to dom layout changes

its probanly fault of a mod

[tired idol]

💶 when

[vapid quail]

i3 as in the cpu or the wm

im pretty sure i3 is

[split lotus]

wm

[jolly temple]

its the record, not

[split lotus]

i aint using the fuckass cpu

[vapid quail]

oh

[split lotus]

ion like intel

[vapid quail]

idk maybe you had a shitty laptop with an i3

[split lotus]

me tooc clover

[split lotus]

ion even got a laptop i want one

[vapid quail]

same

[cyan swallow]

majority of poles dont really want euro
we have one of if not then highest reserves of gold in europe and prefer our currency standalone

[vapid quail]

i thought abt getting a macbook for school

[jolly temple]

currently have to you are a shitcoin

[tired idol]

i'm really surprised bulgaria managed to adopt the euro just recently

[vapid quail]

macbooks are cheap and efficient as fuck from what i heard

[sharp trail]

for school a neo will probably be enough i think

[tired idol]

you have a macbook neo as an option now

[vapid quail]

maybe

[tired idol]

since it's for school, education discount to shave off a 100 dollars

[vapid quail]

is the a18 pro good

[tired idol]

it's better than M1 lol

[vapid quail]

oh

[jolly temple]

yeea you did it aint showing pixel gun and spyware

[vapid quail]

so i think that means yes

[cyan swallow]

meow mrow

[sharp trail]

really?

[jolly temple]

and pressed accent and then

[sharp trail]

thats nice

[tired idol]

multi core it comes very close, and single core it's better

[modern drift]

old performance cpu gets beaten by new efficiency cpu

"really?"

?

[sturdy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326532151424057436/1337471013146988544/Untitled466_20231018115927.gif

[sharp trail]

i am an idiot @modern drift don't mind me

[modern drift]

hehe

[tired idol]

parallels is still researching virtualization story though

idk, i don't see too much problems with that but let's see

[vapid quail]

same

twinning

[open pasture]

Easily more than enough. Especially compared to Chromebooks

[sharp trail]

chromebooks are shit lol

[modern drift]

but go-tos for schools

[sharp trail]

yes because you can very easily put spyware on them

and if they break you can very easily replace

[open pasture]

They're still dirt cheap

$200 for a consumer grade Chromebook. Schools buy them even cheaper on bulk

[vapid quail]

i mean

[jolly temple]

is actually one sec i knew this is there

[vapid quail]

ill probably have to use windows

so thats mid

bwah

[open pasture]

Nop

All chromeos

[tired idol]

we're ancient enough that we still use computer labs

[open pasture]

You cannot run base windows 11 on that

[vapid quail]

to my defense windows 10

[open pasture]

Nop

Dead

[tired idol]

i thought the M word was filtered

[sharp trail]

was

it got unfiltered

[vapid quail]

why would meow be automodded

[vapid quail]

1984 ass filter

[sharp trail]

you're clearly new

[open pasture]

Also wtf, nin0 not glazing Apple and being on top of everything

[jolly temple]

or what are none of the books and i said

[modern drift]

iot enterprise doesnt have that req

[tired idol]

same story in palera1n i think

[sharp trail]

chat was meow and self deprecation all day so we automodded it

[vapid quail]

what

aint no way

[jolly temple]

look kind of theirs

[sharp trail]

or just don't use microslop

[open pasture]

6gb of ram at max

[vapid quail]

windows 11 iot enterprise ltsc my favorite

[open pasture]

N100 smth

[tired idol]

i haven't mained windows in 3 years

3 years that i do not miss

[open pasture]

Isn't IoT for embedded devices like a kiosk

[modern drift]

yeah

[open pasture]

Or

[modern drift]

but

there's no hardcore requirement for being a kiosk

[sharp trail]

i abandoned microslop in late 2024

[jolly temple]

go to dm me

[tired idol]

you can't acquire that legally btw

[modern drift]

i mean

[modern drift]

who gaffffff

[tired idol]

we are the law

[jolly temple]

shes 20

[vapid quail]

i had to come to microslop sadly

[modern drift]

ZAMN!!!!!!!!!!!

[sturdy cradle]

[vapid quail]

i so preferred fedora

[tired idol]

i still use windows regularly to tinker, but not to actually daily

like installing Windows 98, 2000, Vista, etc on random hardware

[sweet mirage]

LOL

WHAT

[jolly temple]

i wish it when he understands

[tired idol]

which i'm trying to do 98 on an OptiPlex GX520, waiting on my PS/2 adaptor tho

[sweet mirage]

U cant ping kevin

[open pasture]

I've only uses windows 11 for like 1-3 months

[tired idol]

this thing... doesn't... have PS/2 ports for some stupid reason?

[tired idol]

i fell in love with W11

[jolly temple]

because i love makrov chain

[tired idol]

but i LOATHED the RTM release

it had so many W10 elements left, i immediately switched to insider preview 22H2

but i've never experienced the AI gilipolleces since i stopped using PCs in 2023

[modern drift]

there's less and less w10 elements

hop on canary preview

[tired idol]

it was so bad i replaced my comet lake HP (that was literally disintegrating) with a 2009 17" MacBook Pro

6 momths after, i replaced it eith a 2015 MacBook Air

[open pasture]

Dry hair dry

[tired idol]

1.5 years after, i replaced it with an M1 MacBook Air, where we are now

it took 2 years to cross the last step of the comet lake lol

my main trouble with my M1 MBA is... 8gb

[sharp trail]

is 8gb that bad

[tired idol]

like my 2015 MBA had 16gb

[mighty lantern]

Theme Applied FPS -999 Just Lags Why?

[tired idol]

well i use VMs and multi tasking a lot

but it's manageable honestly

16GB would've been a nice commodity rather than a necessity

[jolly temple]

ikr she’s so boring

[open pasture]

For what it is doing, nop

Ram crisis rn too

[tired idol]

i think if i used chromium it would cannibalize all of it

but i'm an avid safari fan

[open pasture]

Nop

[tired idol]

i'm sorry but i did pay for extensions

[sharp trail]

same 😭

i bought wipr and noir

and tampermonkey

[open pasture]

System would starve chromium for more ram. Less caching

[tired idol]

omg wipr is amazing

[jolly temple]

nya

[sharp trail]

true

[tired idol]

i have wipr 1 and 2

i've also donated to the dev a few times

[open pasture]

Chromium might be a little slower tho

[cyan swallow]

nyom

[sharp trail]

her game Tatami is so good too https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/tatami/id6575395532
Tatami ∞

i bought the unlimited levels thing

[tired idol]

canada

i think the weird part, i am an android user

so i unfortunately can't use the cross platform extensions

[slow vessel]

what should the minimum amount of vram be for ANY GPU?

[hardy wave]

@open pasture can i have deer crackers!!!

[signal meadow]

Admin will proceed on leaving

[sturdy cradle]

wait he actually did what

[cyan swallow]

admin left

😔

[hardy wave]

https://tenor.com/view/maruzensky-maru-maruzensky-picmix-uma-musume-maru-uma-musume-maruzensky-gif-16441853842400382093

[cyan swallow]

admin invited me and left

[tired idol]

mazurek dabrowskiego

[jolly temple]

✅

[hardy wave]

NO

[jolly temple]

:c

[hardy wave]

Fres EVIL

[sturdy cradle]

NOO

you made kevin sad now

[cyan swallow]

meows

:3

[hardy wave]

He doesnt give me deer crackers, he hasnt eqrned happiness

[jolly temple]

happy

[sturdy cradle]

i guess he did

LOL

[hardy wave]

Fuck you!

[cyan swallow]

dazurek mąbrowskiego

[hardy wave]

Can you give me deer crackers

[tired idol]

niemcy

[cyan swallow]

polska

[hardy wave]

shut up i don't speak homosexual

[cyan swallow]

eksploracja i eksperymentacja

[cyan swallow]

guy does not speak femboy language 😔

[sturdy cradle]

polish jumpscare

😨

[strange imp]

😐

[jolly temple]

who presses enter too

[sturdy cradle]

me

[cyan swallow]

asia of europe

what

[tired idol]

volim jugoslaviju

[sturdy cradle]

huh

[tired idol]

yugoalavia number one

and not the slobodon shit, the REAL tito shit

[cyan swallow]

yugoslavia collapsed in 2002 😭

wait

1991

[tired idol]

yugoslavia still exists in my heart

[open pasture]

Sure! 🍘

[cyan swallow]

yes polska rzeczpospolita ludowa komunistyczna still in my heart

[open pasture]

Never

[hardy wave]

Yayyy!!!

[jolly temple]

smh

[tired idol]

czechoslovakia

[uncut iron]

[tired idol]

good shit too

[cyan swallow]

meow mrow :3

[tired idol]

but you know what's the best shit

the united world federation

[cyan swallow]

polnish lithunian comoeneweelath

[tired idol]

TRUE

plus the current polish lands

(silesia and kashubia)

[cyan swallow]

i live in

Si

[tired idol]

wrocław?

[cyan swallow]

śląsk górny

[tired idol]

ah

so like katowice

[vapid quail]

mmm

[cyan swallow]

in an 80 km radius from Katowice

[jolly temple]

oh

[tired idol]

i love poland

[cyan swallow]

my static public ip when looked up shows gdansk though for some reason

[vapid quail]

yall this fucking meta ai translation

[cyan swallow]

whole another side of poland

[jolly temple]

wait,,thas me

[tired idol]

well, extra protection

[cyan swallow]

sometimes it shows im in netherlands too

[vapid quail]

this is supposed to be just the two of us by grover washington

[cyan swallow]

free isp vpn ahh

[tired idol]

the infamous city that germans started WW2 over

[cyan swallow]

yes

Gliwice too

the dead grandma operation

[open pasture]

@vapid quail

[cyan swallow]

or whatever it wad called

[open pasture]

Rubs your belly

[tired idol]

gdańsk, gdynia and katowice

also poznań

[jolly temple]

🥺

[cyan swallow]

großmutter gestorben

[vapid quail]

yayayayayaya

[tired idol]

then the soviet union annexed half of poland

[cyan swallow]

@vapid quail

paws at you

[tired idol]

but gave them a bunch of territories from germany out of generosity 🥰

[vapid quail]

paws at u as well

[cyan swallow]

[vapid quail]

mfs

never get tmobile btw

tmobile in the area around is so ass

[jolly temple]

so fucked up

[vapid quail]

plus i tried to get wifi w them and they didnt do SHIT for like 6 months

[tired idol]

oops

[vapid quail]

needed to get orange

[tired idol]

i demand the annexation of królewiec into poland

[vapid quail]

i ate a proper meal plus some food at maccas

(mcdonalds food was fresh for once)

and im still empty

tf

[open pasture]

I'll make you pasta

Lots of carbs

Very filling

[tired idol]

sino sin nutrición

[open pasture]

Rigatoni bolognese soooo good

[cyan swallow]

i got play for simcard and multiplay grupa sp zoo for 1gbps extreme low latency home network and public static ip
need to call isp for every port open or config change but atleast none of the ports are locked so i just have an email server a website a game server and other shit

idk why play and multiplay

yes those are two completely separate entities

[jolly temple]

dont fw naruto

[open pasture]

True

[open pasture]

Hello openbsd

Puffy

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/openbsd-puffer-fish-baiacu-gif-25742155

Repost pls

[cyan swallow]

cat /dev/urandom

[vapid quail]

i get orange for 2gbps at home

its actually fine

rate the desktop 🔥

[cyan swallow]

mine costs 105 pln a month with the public static ip

[vapid quail]

i think i get like

[jolly temple]

you

[vapid quail]

less

i mean pay less

idk my parents handle that shit i cant gaf

[cyan swallow]

i think even though they say 1 gbps, looking at how many devices are connected, in total i get way more bandwidth

[vapid quail]

i never asked them how much we pay

[vapid quail]

yeah 2gbps is a ton even for me

i wanted ethernet but i sadly cant route it

[cyan swallow]

whats your download speed

[vapid quail]

\

and thats with my pc being in the shittiest spot ever with my doors closed

@cyan swallow

[cyan swallow]

i mean yeah its greater than me with wifi 6 on whole another floor

[vapid quail]

i got 1400 once when i moved my pc for a few days

i also have wifi 6

[cyan swallow]

i mean i live in a house in some neighbourhood in the middle of nowhere and my only option for optic fibre is multiplay
i can get 2 or 4 gbps but i dont really need it for now

[open pasture]

Thanks tracking garbage

[raw panther]

wat

[jolly temple]

you

[open pasture]

I couldn't find the source hokd

[raw panther]

oh

[open pasture]

https://www.wunc.org/2019-09-17/free-software-pioneer-quits-mit-over-his-comments-on-epstein-sex-trafficking-case

The Daily Beast first reported that Stallman wrote in 2003, "I think that everyone age 14 or above ought to take part in sex, though not indiscriminately. (Some people are ready earlier.)"

Oh brother this guy STINKS

[raw panther]

unsane

[open pasture]

I can't put faith behind an organization who's leader is....

[open pasture]

Die

[rigid python]

The #dumbass-ai is broken

[jolly temple]

like and doesnt really liked this mae mae

[rigid python]

The @neon ferry is broken

[cyan swallow]

ok dies

[open pasture]

Vping

Vhelp

[open pasture]

It's alive

[cyan swallow]

but it keeps muting us

[rigid python]

But in the #dumbass-ai he keep Muting me

And him ( @cyan swallow )

[open pasture]

Read channel topic

[unreal siren]

Almost like thats the point

[cyan swallow]

its designed to spam audit logs

[jolly temple]

fuck you!!! this is the vibe coded, but they search box or by grover washington

[proud minnow]

fuck you

[open pasture]

Fuck you!!

[cyan swallow]

facnyou!!!

@cyan swallow h

[eager marsh]

mimi

[cyan swallow]

ear1græy

pje.ovh

[eager marsh]

no

my gimmick

[jagged skiff]

mimi

[eager marsh]

mimi

[open pasture]

@eager marsh

[jolly temple]

amia has tinder on your security. there's support for kids who presses enter too

[open pasture]

Mei Mei

[eager marsh]

nooooo

:(

[open pasture]

Yup

[eager marsh]

i cry

[open pasture]

Good

[sweet mirage]

@eager marsh

[open pasture]

@twin harness oh ivy... How I long for the days you'd join me in battle...

[eager marsh]

hai

[jagged skiff]

mimi

[sweet mirage]

Russian?

[open pasture]

Skeays5mm7

Typo wtf

Always mimi

[eager marsh]

idk :p

[open pasture]

But never mei mei

[sweet mirage]

Mei mei and mimi nearly same thing

[jolly temple]

meow

[sweet mirage]

Caught 4k ultra HD 120 hz

[jagged skiff]

meow

[jolly temple]

mostly want my pickle gun to log out myself

[sweet mirage]

[eager marsh]

a mimir

[jagged skiff]

[open pasture]

I need that

[eager marsh]

go eep then

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff bring forward thy self

[jagged skiff]

whuh

[open pasture]

I'm tired

[vapid quail]

chat

[jolly temple]

nop

[jagged skiff]

i look like dis

[vapid quail]

i need to show yall smth

[open pasture]

Nop

[open pasture]

Waow

[sweet mirage]

[junior ridge]

mei @open pasture mei

[open pasture]

Leah @junior ridge meow

[junior ridge]

[open pasture]

I won't make it

I'll nap... Soon...

[junior ridge]

i wanna

but cant

[open pasture]

If I go to sleep now, I won't wake up

[junior ridge]

if i go to sleep now i wont go to sleep cause i have to leave in like 30 minute

[open pasture]

Life so evil and cruel

[jolly temple]

[sweet mirage]

[grim patrol]

satan is in jail during ramadan

😎

he won't touch anyone so we safe

[hidden jay]

odd question do mods for mobile discord exists even for 126.21 to bring out more modern stuff? like for example threads

[jolly temple]

im on phone

[violet heath]

yo

this isnt a vencord question but just a general one, did someone else experience bad performance on their discord app client (win 10)?

🤔

[jagged skiff]

other than aliucord?

dont think so

[keen elk]

[fast imp]

i think the oldest you can go is aliucord

[hidden jay]

im only really thinking of the modern stuff that would be nice like looking in threads (which is somehow locked on 126.21 threads polls (they sorta exist but its broken) and probably more
idrc for profile effects nameplates and other junk

ig also joining vcs would fall under the modern stuff because they ruined it only a few days ago

[main wyvern]

aliucord

aliucord is on 126.21 and has stuff like polls and forwarding

[open pasture]

Die aliucord die

[hidden jay]

i havent touched 126.21 in like 3yrs btw

[main wyvern]

all the rn client mods will die before it does

[hidden jay]

link? and what do i need for it to work

[clever ore]

https://github.com/Aliucord/Aliucord

It explains there

[main wyvern]

https://github.com/Aliucord/Manager/releases

[jolly temple]

wow

[main wyvern]

requirements: a working android device

pretty much

[hidden jay]

i was moreso thinking about like having the phone rooted or something

[main wyvern]

nah

[vapid quail]

wrong server

mb gang

we finna lock in now

[open pasture]

@vapid quail meow

[jagged skiff]

omg meow

[fast imp]

i am in a predicament here what do i do

[stark herald]

hii

[modern drift]

oh that actually looks cute

[lunar nest]

press the foid button

oh that says fold

mb

[fast imp]

i have a pair of jacks

[modern drift]

nah nah you saw what it said

[fast imp]

max and heavy are both all in, if i call that i'm giving up most of my money

[jolly temple]

anyways

[fast imp]

do i play the gambit and hope they don't got some bullshit

[hidden jay]

can you link me to any channel so i could look around without joining the server?

[main wyvern]

not sure if you can but

#811275162715553823 message

[hidden jay]

i can just use my pc

[jolly temple]

microslop employee ⬆️

[modern drift]

#892838889318912020 message

-# it's only possible if a server is discoverable (lurkable)

[hidden jay]

thats discord previews not the alicord server

[modern drift]

u said any channel!

just giving another example

[open pasture]

C
L
O
E
R

I pressed the delete

[fast imp]

we did it chat

[open pasture]

You beat shaggy while he was tripping balls?

[fast imp]

yup

[open pasture]

Lmao

Tf is that

[fast imp]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800

Steam

Poker Night at the Inventory

Recently reopened following a seismic retrofit, the Inventory is once again the hottest gathering place for video game characters to unwind after a long day on the job. Drop in to play No Limit Texas Hold’em with four familiar faces: Max, Strong Bad, Tycho, and The Heavy.

From the archives of Telltale Games, this jokey poker game pits iconi…

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

3629

[jolly temple]

destroy that shit

[open pasture]

Ur cooking with the games

https://tenor.com/view/капибара-gif-15656021286497190682

[open pasture]

Yes

[jolly temple]

aliucord

[open pasture]

Bruh

[hidden jay]

now im lost i downloaded it but cant find it

[cyan swallow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1105824790373216306/togif-1-3.gif

:3

[hidden jay]

i forgot i have auto reply pings turned off

[main wyvern]

can't find what

[hidden jay]

the plugins i just installed

[jolly temple]

boring dude

[main wyvern]

might have to restart aliucord

[signal meadow]

Admin welcomes helper back.

[hidden jay]

i did i closed out of it and still nothing

[hidden jay]

i dont even got image perms here

nvm figured it out

[fast imp]

fuck yeah, first item acquired

[cyan swallow]

haiii x3

[brisk fern]

@fast imp you get one wish. What is it?

[fast imp]

yeah its back

go get your tf2 items

[jolly temple]

new jeans has more

[fast imp]

money

i got it through library share

[brisk fern]

I was thinking you'd say mpreg but ok

The monkeys paw curls. You get money but every country turns communist and you succumb to Illness not long after

[strange imp]

i'll gift this game to whoever can tell me what knows everything you've done, never judges you, never tells anyone, but disappears the moment you try to show it to someone else

[lavish relic]

thats easy its my nintendo 3ds

it disappeared the moment i tried to show it to my friends because someone stole it

[strange imp]

lemme correct myself, this sohuld be better: what follows you your entire life, knows every step you've taken, but has never once been seen by you directly

[strange imp]

lmao

[turbid siren]

a memory

[turbid siren]

and the future

😄

[strange imp]

both pretty good but no

[lavish relic]

oh ur shadow

[jolly temple]

system files anymore. i have both, i do those roles back

[modern drift]

i would

but

10$ :(

[strange imp]

i mean

[lavish relic]

idk how a shadow would disappear though

[jaunty trellis]

@golden rivet

[strange imp]

ill accept this answer too

[jolly temple]

@noble quest 🇳🇵

[modern drift]

also welcome back paige

[jaunty trellis]

@noble quest 🇳🇵

[lavish relic]

awesome i own it already u can gift it to someone else

[jolly temple]

lowk

[noble quest]

insane

[strange imp]

it was impossible to guess "the back of your own head"

[turbid siren]

the back of your own head

[strange imp]

[jolly temple]

idk saw one to despise vocaloid stuff

[strange imp]

ok whoever types meow first can have it

[turbid siren]

meow

[lavish relic]

how does ur back disappear

when u try to show it

[jaunty trellis]

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

[jolly temple]

irl

[jaunty trellis]

oh ok

[modern drift]

@golden rivet @jaunty trellis

:3

[fast imp]

will note that in this rerelease they tried to make it feel more like actual poker

[jaunty trellis]

@modern drift

[fast imp]

so i hope you know how to play texas hold 'em

because max is a fucking bastard

[strange imp]

add me on steam https://steamcommunity.com/id/imjustwaytooshy/

[jolly temple]

that having a name on twitter for this shit i got a minecraft account???

[fast imp]

idk i guess they wanted the items to be available again

said items are "reissued" versions of the items to keep the original items valuable

they're identical aside from the name

[strange imp]

the second u try to show it, u need a mirror, and then its not just yours anymore

[noble quest]

setup.exe

[lavish relic]

omg thats genuis

gensui

[turbid siren]

tysm 😄

[lavish relic]

genisu

geinus

[strange imp]

enjoy

[lavish relic]

genius

[strange imp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257278050865774642/1289311883760763000/attachment.gif

[turbid siren]

its my birthday today so ty for the gift 😄

lol

[jolly temple]

meow

[strange imp]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-gif-15928064721484179344

[jaunty trellis]

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

eepy

[jolly temple]

eoght

[jaunty trellis]

eoght

[rigid peak]

eoght

[modern drift]

suven

[rigid peak]

suven

[split lotus]

eought

[jolly temple]

neat

[split lotus]

neat

[cyan swallow]

een

[coral imp]

I cant open vesktop support channel on both desktop and mobile???

[strange imp]

discord

dyin

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257278050865774642/1289311883760763000/attachment.gif

[coral imp]

Oooh ok

We all love discord and not having an alternative to it

[bold adder]

discor is

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[solar plover]

that feeling when discord dies but then vencord then yeah

[jolly temple]

i will talk to do them with a little explanation in a bit of your nickname is just use an college dropout late registration or maybe i'll dry

[solar plover]

then vencord dies

[solar plover]

what

who this

[cyan swallow]

discord is down

[maiden spruce]

Hola

[cyan swallow]

hello

[cyan swallow]

https://pje.ovh/media/Screenshot 2026-03-09 18.26.19.png https://discordstatus.com/

[frigid kelp]

total Discord death

[maiden spruce]

Yuh

I thought it was my wifi

[modern drift]

vds

[neon ferry]

Discord Status

🟠 API: Partial_outage
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational

Latest Outage Information

Incident: 🟠 Issues sending and loading messages
Status: 🔴 Identified
Identified At: <t:1773076923:F>
Last Updated: <t:1773076923:F>

Incident: ⚫ A/V E2EE Enforcement for Non-stage Voice Calls
Status: 🔴 Monitoring
Identified At: N/A
Last Updated: <t:1772573009:F>

[frigid kelp]

lmao me too but then I was literally had restarted my router for 5GHz

[modern drift]

smiles

[frigid kelp]

don't ask why my router keeps requiring me to daily restarts

just for 5GHz

[jolly temple]

oooo

[frigid kelp]

or else you get nothing but 2.4

[maiden spruce]

Mine had that issue cuz of messed up dfs

Openwrt

Then i just bypassed dfs

prolly not legal but it works

[vapid quail]

i was watching smii7y

tf happened

[clever ore]

Someone tripped on a power cable :/

[vapid quail]

woopsie daisy that was me

[cyan swallow]

update
https://media.pje.ovh/media/Screenshot 2026-03-09 18.37.29.png

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-meme-memes-silly-goofy-gif-8222467360237951453

[cyan swallow]

damn i accidentally deleted half of my pje.ovh /var/www/html root directory via rm -rf good thing i got a backup

[sturdy cradle]

how.

[jolly temple]

at my frineds

[sturdy cradle]

😭

[open pasture]

Die to people who listen to tiktoks in publics

They ALWAYS re-listen to it 5 times

[bold adder]

yes

[split lotus]

meow

[strange imp]

maow

[sturdy cradle]

meow

[split lotus]

@sturdy cradle huggy

[split lotus]

[open pasture]

@sturdy cradle Extremely tired

Like, unbelievably so

[south rock]

meow

[jolly temple]

[strange imp]

[clever ore]

[south rock]

[bold adder]

[modern drift]

[open pasture]

[sturdy cradle]

[split lotus]

[raw panther]

comfy bad

blobcatcozy good

[raw panther]

no u

[halcyon spoke]

eren did nothing wrong

[jaunty trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1299845889082392636/1359024259250258060/togif.gif

[gritty spoke]

play leauge or watch anime

[raw panther]

watch anime

delete league

[split lotus]

@raw panther

[gritty spoke]

im too deep

[jolly temple]

pg3d just got much

[gritty spoke]

its like a demon pact

[raw panther]

hiii oomf hruu

[split lotus]

i hav gift for u

[gritty spoke]

i sold my soul

[jolly temple]

dont want some cool friend there

[split lotus]

flower for my oomfs

[raw panther]

[bitter nymph]

Play probably

[raw panther]

install linux so you can't play league anymore

[eager marsh]

a mimir

[open pasture]

Soon

[raw panther]

mimi

[bold adder]

i cant tell if im hungry or thirsty until im genuinely about to collapse

i just drank 1 liter just now

[jolly temple]

including the autistic

[bold adder]

now my mind is clear

[gritty spoke]

i have it on dual boot

[gritty spoke]

meow

[open pasture]

Meow

[modern drift]

@pale anvil it's not "defunct"

it intentionally uses a 2022 version of the app when it was still coded in kotlin

(because it's faster)

[open pasture]

Die koltin die

[pale anvil]

it is

[modern drift]

RUDE?????

[south rock]

[pale anvil]

but afaik, they havent submitted anything new in 2 years

[modern drift]

if anything, revenge might be defunct soon

[modern drift]

https://discord.com/channels/811255666990907402/845784407846813696

[jolly temple]

minors blow up their girlfriend even more modern stuff? like a fan

[open pasture]

revenge is beyond mid

it passed it's expiry date

[modern drift]

KETTU FOREVERRRRRRRRR

[open pasture]

all necessary plugins are already there

[jolly temple]

no

[pale anvil]

interesting. I had been told they were very outdated on alot of stuff and that new stuff like threads was basically unexistant

[open pasture]

fym no

[open pasture]

yes

[modern drift]

they're backporting e2ee lol

guild tags are there

[open pasture]

thats why u have normal discord too

[modern drift]

avatar decorations are there

[pale anvil]

oh shit

[modern drift]

fuckin uhhh

[open pasture]

server onboarding should be added

[pale anvil]

that's actually poggers

[jolly temple]

meow

[pale anvil]

might actually check it out

[modern drift]

forums are there

[jolly temple]

its still

[modern drift]

yeah you better

(threat)

[pale anvil]

lol

[open pasture]

aliucord has command issues

even the support do not know how to fix it

[jolly temple]

with ai

[open pasture]

bro

[modern drift]

huh

commands also work

with a plugin but still

[open pasture]

the reason statement doesn't work

even with the commands fix plugin

#847566769258233926 message

[modern drift]

skill issue 🥱

[open pasture]

check the vid I linked

[jolly temple]

a lot of plugins (which is also a new

[modern drift]

oh what

errr

[muted sigil]

can't even patch vencord no more

[open pasture]

the reason thingy is bugged

[muted sigil]

[modern drift]

are you sure you're not supposed to pick an option rather than write it

[open pasture]

Guh

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @modern drift)

[open pasture]

need more brainrot

[open pasture]

tried with it too lmao

[modern drift]

buh

[modern drift]

ima try

[open pasture]

i just need msg tag plugin fix in vencord

[modern drift]

actually wait

[jolly temple]

nope still dirt cheap and cute kitty roles

[pale anvil]

and tell me. Is it stable?

[modern drift]

try

[modern drift]

has been for 3 years

[open pasture]

Virus 😭

[pale anvil]

or is it one of those clients that whenever they feel like, breaks?

[open pasture]

i have this what did u think

[open pasture]

aliu never breaks

[modern drift]

might not be same version idunno

[pale anvil]

and how about plugin compatibility?

[open pasture]

commands do not even show up without that lmao

[modern drift]

anything in https://discord.com/channels/811255666990907402/811275162715553823 https://discord.com/channels/811255666990907402/845784407846813696 will work!

[split lotus]

@sturdy cradle I'm so cozy can i have big hugs

[pale anvil]

perfect

[open pasture]

has more than enough

[jolly temple]

leaf ca

[open pasture]

for simpler,use plugin web plugin

[split lotus]

leaf ca

[pale anvil]

will give it a shot later. Im playing pokopia and about to do a workout routine

[sturdy cradle]

[split lotus]

oomf <3

[sturdy cradle]

leaf ca

[split lotus]

hav flower

[sturdy cradle]

[split lotus]

this sticker so cuteeee

[open pasture]

i thought u were a bot for a sec

[split lotus]

consider how dumb as fuck i am i may as well be

[open pasture]

oh u are in mobile rn

and using silent type

[split lotus]

yes i am

[sturdy cradle]

and what should i say 😭 literally look at my profile

[split lotus]

i use that plugin on both platforms

[jolly temple]

same tbh i thought they dont think that they are cheap game run

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

aliucord?

[split lotus]

shiggycord

[open pasture]

kettu is better

[split lotus]

react is a fucking mistake and should've never existed but i wanted the features

[open pasture]

shiggy is a rip off

[modern drift]

wtf is a shiggycord

[split lotus]

yeah whatever I'm too lazy to switch

[modern drift]

vai does shiggycord actually exist

[open pasture]

1st part is true

[neon ferry]

Yes, Shiggycord exists. It is a custom, high-performance mobile Discord client bundle based on Kettu.

-# Response generated by gemini-2.5-flash. AI may be incorrect or misleading.

[open pasture]

yes

[modern drift]

oh my god bruh

[open pasture]

W bot

[split lotus]

fork of a fork of a fork

atp

[jolly temple]

whats the plugins i got 2 for myself rn waiting for vee has a extension

[open pasture]

react natives are just copies

[modern drift]

@gaunt hare What are your comments on this information???!?!?

[open pasture]

from bunny to revenge to kettu

[sturdy cradle]

from vendetta to bunny to revenge to kettu

[split lotus]

cro don't want some of the features smh

[gaunt hare]

fork fork fork

[split lotus]

to shiggycord

[modern drift]

mobile mod scene will be Fork Fork Fork

[split lotus]

teehee

[modern drift]

no Originality (no shade coco)

[open pasture]

na shiggy is just a rip off

[split lotus]

shiggycord funny name

[gaunt hare]

I don't mind shiggy I like the dev and I work with them but I just don't see the point

[split lotus]

Ok 👍

[cyan swallow]

meow mro2

[willow heath]

jpegglemafia

[gaunt hare]

yeah it's a fork 😭

[modern drift]

aw

[split lotus]

true

[jolly temple]

msow

[sturdy cradle]

msow

[cyan swallow]

msow

[split lotus]

msow

[open pasture]

km190 or smt

i forgot his name

[gaunt hare]

rain is original

[open pasture]

shiggy owner

[split lotus]

Imma keep this mod installed

[gaunt hare]

kmmiioo

[willow heath]

waiter waiter more vendetta forks please

[open pasture]

weird name

[sturdy cradle]

at this point i have no idea which mod realistically should i pick on mobile 😭 i just went with revenge since i know it's good

[split lotus]

we don't have enough we never will yada yada

[gaunt hare]

the main difference between shiggy and kettu is shiggy is 300ms slower then kettu 😭

[modern drift]

kettu 🗣️ #Ad #KettuPartner #Raincord2026

[gaunt hare]

exactly

[open pasture]

just use kettu and aliu. nothing else

[split lotus]

kettu seems to be the pick
and the third wheel aliu

[open pasture]

and the menu

[jolly temple]

maow

[open pasture]

revenge is ded

[gaunt hare]

yeah the ui

[open pasture]

bad client

[gaunt hare]

but I'm talking about features lol

[open pasture]

same features

i don't see the diff

[sturdy cradle]

i used aliu before it started crashing because i restored it from backup and i'm too lazy to debug this

[willow heath]

we’re all using bluecord btw

[sturdy cradle]

[open pasture]

dev scammer

[split lotus]

best client trust

[willow heath]

yeah respect the hustle

[split lotus]

I'm too lazy to reinstall for kettu tbh

[modern drift]

dev a whole fucking weirdo*

[sturdy cradle]

real

[split lotus]

dev knows pyrocynical personally

[jolly temple]

@sharp trail

[open pasture]

makes sense

[willow heath]

yeah probably

[open pasture]

takes 5 min to downlaod which is a lot in this day and age

[split lotus]

:3

[modern drift]

atleast pyro is funny

[split lotus]

5 minutes is too many minutes

[split lotus]

i mean sometimes yeah

[open pasture]

fr

[split lotus]

1 is too many i need 5 seconds

[modern drift]

@split lotus

[split lotus]

lmfao

[open pasture]

fr

aliu takes 19 secs to download

which is decent

[modern drift]

oh yeah kettu download is

Buggy

[jolly temple]

yeah

[sturdy cradle]

💀

[modern drift]

mhm

[sturdy cradle]

even kevin agreed, damn

[split lotus]

im good to stick to reass native client for now

god just choose something competent this framework sucks

[open pasture]

just don't go to revenge

[split lotus]

kotlin could be better but it's not as bad as reass

[bronze moss]

is there any plugin to customize ur profile??

[split lotus]

(the ui is just kinda eh to me and i do want current day features as well anyway do it's kinda obvious id use kettu or something, I'll be calling it ketamine from here on out)

[bronze moss]

where is it

[open pasture]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[bronze moss]

reply my question plz

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @split lotus)

[jolly temple]

nah, just lost it otherwise i already u need to it

[split lotus]

good job

[bold adder]

does this to you

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897744969769549875/1478096801356841081/lv_0_20260301051117_2.gif?ex=69b062eb&is=69af116b&hm=5f428011ea6fcd73aed6993dfa532e7d925f826f46f588ba55db15df4c43df41&

https://fixupx.com/SophiaNarwitz/status/2031023994892103971

Narwitz (@SophiaNarwitz)

Cute joke. Not ashamed to admit it got a sensible chuckle out of me.

Quoting The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
︀
Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time buff.ly/0curHt1

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 3:07 PM

billions must die

[bold adder]

nuuuuuu

[clever ore]

suspended for what

[sonic void]

yo i got a question if someone can help me out?

[bold adder]

idk

[sonic void]

is the decor plugin broken or wha

[bold adder]

dmca

[fast imp]

stay dead you animal

[bold adder]

which one

[jolly temple]

i meant to be/do? not that i think i guess he asked to jake's siffrin posting since like... :sifUm: we are you do the exact group it's okay kevin hates my back to use apple music is that...

[sturdy cradle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/cat-huh-6

[bold adder]

if the answer is right im willing to give a pass and equivalent exchange again

if the ansewr is left

[open pasture]

@sturdy cradle Leaf cat of wisdom, destroy my enemies

[fast imp]

i have been destroyed

[sturdy cradle]

It is done.

[bold adder]

are you a ceaf

[jolly temple]

@open pasture when u

[bold adder]

or a lat

[open pasture]

:3

[sturdy cradle]

a

[bold adder]

no

[lofty inlet]

eat that cat.

[sturdy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1326532151424057436/1337471013146988544/Untitled466_20231018115927.gif

[bold adder]

wtf 2 friday the 13th in a row

[lofty inlet]

👀

[bold adder]

holy perfect month

[lofty inlet]

how does that even work

[modern drift]

stars just aligned yk

next f13th is in november

[lofty inlet]

oh

[junior ridge]

@open pasture when u

[jolly temple]

good

[open pasture]

I'm so goos

[open pasture]

Heloooooo

Miyabi

[open pasture]

8 ate a sandwich

[bold adder]

miyabuh

https://www.youraislopbores.me/

[jolly temple]

qwq

[bold adder]

who will larp as ai with me

[bleak jay]

birb

[open pasture]

You made Kevin sad

[bleak jay]

why's the vencord server not letting me send vencorded emojis

their own server

[modern drift]

whuh 😭

[twin harness]

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/ShitpostRock2/status/2031090143403323603

Rock Solid (@ShitpostRock2)

Studio Khara got mad i was talking about their fuck up with the DMCA strikes so they decided to spam my account with false DMCAs even on posts which did not mention the material to get it auto-suspended with the broken DMCA system
︀︀
︀︀Pretty malicious abuse of the system tbf

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 7:30 PM

💀 💀

[modern drift]

?!?!?!?!

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/lporiginalg/status/2031082695023849952

I,Hypocrite (@lporiginalg)

X users responding to the world's most obvious bait:

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 7:00 PM

[jolly temple]

im different channels that link in the love in

[bold adder]

some wile coyote shit

[lofty inlet]

deer

[cyan swallow]

meow mrow

[bold adder]

bru

[heavy gorge]

Hello

[open pasture]

Rat

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/positivityofx/status/2030825900321751452

positive side of X 🌞 (@positivityofx)

I was secretly filming my friend's cat and got busted.

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 2:00 AM

[lofty inlet]

if this is an off topic satan only channel is there an on topic angel only channel 🤔

[bold adder]

#🍬-vennie-gallery yes

https://fixupx.com/BronzeAya/status/2031082592586575907

Bronze (@BronzeAya)

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 7:00 PM

💀 💀 💀 💀 💀 https://fixupx.com/IterIntellectus/status/2031024982797529484

vittorio (@IterIntellectus)

> lib: "everyone is welcome"
︀︀> muslim man: "Allahu Akbar!" *throws bomb*
︀︀
︀︀chef's kiss

Quoting Walter Masterson (@waltermasterson)
︀
I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.

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FixupX · Mar 9, 2026, 3:11 PM

these fools so oblivious to the danger and now are trying to virtue signal again lmfao

"i am not racist, i didnt run, and in fact i stand by my claims"

fools

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff grgebat

Let me back in

[jolly temple]

i get into my eyes

[jagged skiff]

just apply again twin