🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[vapid quail]

wow they care about us

[raw panther]

huh

[vapid quail]

oh wait

thats the geforce now app

[raw panther]

lol

[thick hearth]

i was never book smart i was money smart makes me more intelligent call me mr rock festival

[quasi sail]

hi :3

[slow vessel]

im doing good with my persistence

[jolly temple]

:flightintrigued:

[vapid quail]

meow

[vapid quail]

this is why i am lesbian

funny circl

[kind prawn]

Actually lesbian marriage would be a bike with two squares

Good luck with that

[fluid gull]

Your group is on a 6 day streak! 🔥 Here are yesterday's results:
👑 6/6: @jagged skiff
X/6: @stark herald

[vapid quail]

no

man square

[kind prawn]

No because I say so ok ??

[vapid quail]

actually

no

because I say so

[kind prawn]

Who are you

[vapid quail]

kubby

:3

[kind prawn]

Hi kubby

[fluid gull]

snp was playing

[drowsy sequoia]

[jolly temple]

welll i’m not nice job removing the renogare font

[raw panther]

geforce now is the cloud gaming thing that got a linux version but idk of any news of nvidia pushing geforce experience or any functional controlpanel for linux

[dawn iris]

Yeah guys

You're only allowed to play state sanctioned games

[sturdy cradle]

update: i think i fixed the issue with anything firefox-like freezing (or just floorp is a good browser)

i'm finally free

only notifications are broken on discord for some reason

[shell umbra]

shoo shoo

[fickle cosmos]

did neil armstrong go to hell

[eager bolt]

is this available on quadro k1000m

[jolly temple]

but safe!!!) 2. use a new, more epic

[spark crescent]

Golden Freddy

[hardy edge]

agreed

[zinc flower]

Guys i think im going insane

my phone keeps vibrating but when i check i have no new notifications

Its either gonna blow up Or I see stuff

[olive spear]

why not both

[zinc flower]

because i wont see much more stuff if it blows up

😵 😵 😵 😵 😵

IT HAPPENED AGAIN

[celest folio]

hlooh

[stark herald]

why ru chud

[sick wyvern]

3:

[stark herald]

meow

[sick wyvern]

meow 3:

[vapid quail]

:3 woem

[nocturne osprey]

equicord is better than this dookie

[jolly temple]

nah i get an umbreon better help with?

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[stark herald]

@jagged skiff

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @spark crescent)

[errant bough]

Dookicord

[jagged skiff]

lol im getting an umbreon

[jolly temple]

not even be more ai

[rare trout]

"Why does my car smell like bleach???"
The nefarious bottle of bleach that froze and exploded in my trunk:

[errant bough]

Don't worry Kevin you'll have more AI frens someday

[rare trout]

Kevin on molty or whatever

[spark crescent]

im larping

[rare trout]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-agartha-jeffrey-epstein-gif-15389184639175530670

[spark crescent]

okay

this is me

[vapid quail]

does this mean i have to become bi

[astral moth]

What is wrong with this server?? 😭

[bold adder]

nothing

[astral moth]

totally

[astral moth]

lol

[jolly temple]

nnno

[astral moth]

No embed perms :(

[vapid quail]

i would shift it

linux is nothing works how you want it

macos is nothing works well

[spark crescent]

android wins again

[vapid quail]

and windows is nothing works

[twin crag]

everything works on widnwo

[zinc flower]

@spark crescent would you still Love me if i turned into golden freddy

[spark crescent]

no

[bold adder]

[jolly temple]

i've never used advanced themers

[zinc flower]

Okay🖕

[thorny thistle]

racesBrain

[zinc flower]

Man im bored

And sick

Do your phones Ever turn into red clocks randomly at night

[jolly temple]

yes exactly scug rendering logic to spite me whenever

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/limbus-company-dante-dante-limbus-company-fortnite-emote-fortnite-dance-gif-8149344322229952076

[zinc flower]

They be making skins abt anything nowadays

😭 😭

[jagged skiff]

@left sandal this was the fifth result for dante limbus

reupload to klipy

[odd tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1398295407770996827/1418017306482704414/togif.gif

[left sandal]

i know bruh

[left sandal]

Too lazy

https://tenor.com/view/metro-deadlock-feelings-off-feeding-on-twitch-gif-13465551278836153882

[jolly temple]

aw i think settings -> advanced

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/deadlock-mina-gif-17651238930892623622

i will do it then

[thorny thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/momoi-blue-archive-cute-finny-sensei-gif-4689091049969952688

[odd tide]

🐐

[thorny thistle]

🐑

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/scaryegg-egg-bigfootjinx-pure-gif-24608427

https://www.rxddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/1qs9xyt/hi_my_name_is_czszjszedz/

[gilded wasp]

Project port to Klipy

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-vehicular-manslaughter-vehicular-manslaughter-gif-19756810

embed fail

NOOO

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/NatureUnedited/status/2017602538141368568

Nature Unedited (@NatureUnedited)

Deer and cherry blossoms in Nara Park, Japan 🦌

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FixupX · Jan 31, 2026, 2:15 PM

[vapid quail]

do you wanna know oh the horrors

[potent pebble]

How do I create a custom time in Custom RPC? I enter milliseconds and it's 4000 hours.

[twin harness]

please don't crosspost

[potent pebble]

help pls

[sharp trail]

v+ needy

[river thunder]

@austere cobalt, <t:1768171624:R>: cry

[bold adder]

cry

[vapid quail]

why is tiktok like 50x worse

[jolly temple]

so my friends have the plasma desktop environments

[vapid quail]

im not in the us

i havent agreed to the shit

like bro

[kindred nacelle]

seeing this while reading the files myself

unc gates in deep trouble

[kind prawn]

🤔

[jagged skiff]

@pallid lichen

@pallid lichen

[pallid lichen]

haii

[jagged skiff]

Check your channels yo

[pallid lichen]

well yeah i realized, thats why I reacted

[hardy wave]

@odd tide goat

[odd tide]

@hardy wave

[hardy wave]

goat

[thorny thistle]

groat

[zinc flower]

They did WHAT

[kindred nacelle]

ciao

[jagged skiff]

arrivederci

[jolly temple]

😂

[kindred nacelle]

vai dormire

[kindred nacelle]

kevin

sometimes i think ur acting stupid just to avoid taxes

[kindred nacelle]

try "did i tell you that i miss you"

by adore

goog song

[zinc flower]

okay

[kindred nacelle]

also take a look at romance planet

very wecore

[zinc flower]

Oh i know this one

i like it

ill listen to the other one after

[kindred nacelle]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7tBfGvT74zlqZ8RHQkBSz0

[zinc flower]

And That too

[jolly temple]

yems

[zinc flower]

Oh i listened to this one too but forgot the name 😭 😭 😭

[jolly temple]

you cant find any of using capcut for the censored discord status between windows have the apple user doesnt matter)

[kind prawn]

[errant bough]

vhg @kind prawn

[neon ferry]

🌈 thol.in is 73.37% gay

[kind prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-kirk-tony-stark-avengers-kirkified-gif-4618820868378725995

[errant bough]

I love palindromes

Feels so satisfying to having a number thats like that

[jagged skiff]

RELEASE THE VENCORD FILES

[kindred nacelle]

vhg @thorny thistle

[neon ferry]

🌈 thorebaa is 55.49% gay

[jolly temple]

you think we're forming a gift and it is def increase * def theme somehwere

[thorny thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/faputa-made-in-abyss-gif-1545433150424835410

[kind prawn]

ever notice how there's no vencord commits prior to 2022 👀 👀

[sweet blaze]

vencord

[jolly temple]

what to remove snaps like searching it to make

[kindred nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/suzuya-tokyo-ghoul-silly-funny-suzuya-juuzou-gif-8303898614786571731

[elfin latch]

Anyone here know someone with decent plugin experience that can add one? The new <- and -> buttons completely broke going back and forth more then a few servers especially if you go to several channels in one, it'll occasionally won't even send me back to the previous channel and instead send me to one I clicked on 10 clicks ago

I'm hoping someone can either make a plugin to reverse the new change or just a fix to stop the back button from sending me to a random channel I was in an hour ago

And I know about the Ctrl+Alt+</> but that only moves you up and down and to move channels would require rebinding 2 more keys on my mouse which I really don't want to do since I have those bound to game related macros

[hardy wave]

maybe just dont use those buttons if theyre broken idk

this isnt support

[blissful jackal]

allo

[elfin latch]

No it's mouse 4/5

They fucking broke mouse 4/5

[hardy wave]

if you spam those buttons yeah shit breaks but if you tap them just once they work fine

[elfin latch]

Occasionly it'll send me to a server I was in an hour ago

[hardy wave]

ive only had problems trying to spam back to the channel i was in 5 channels ago

[jolly temple]

wait

[elfin latch]

It has always worked fine before this stupid ass update

Like I prioritize certain servers so I'll do 1-2-3-4-1-2 Just so I can hit back and go 2-1-4 to respond, but now it only will go back to a server once in consecutive order and then send you to a random one

[hardy wave]

deadass i hardly even use m4/5

i just ctrl k or click to it manually

i use m4/5 most when im having multiple conversations and it works just fine for that so idk man maybe your install is fucked up

[elfin latch]

I talk in 5+ servers, I don't feel like typing in a name EVERY single time I want to switch to it

[elfin latch]

No, go to one server, then a second one and then the first one again and use the mouse back button

[hardy wave]

ctrl k "recommended channels" holds your 3 most recent right there

[elfin latch]

Well if they gave us actual customization options like hiding mentions/unread that'd be great, or favoriting servers that'll stay at the top of the list

Also those top 3 are not recommended

Those are the last 3 you were in

[jolly temple]

so i got instablocked lmao

[hardy wave]

yeah

the last 3 you were in

the ones youre most likely to want

i said 3 most recent

[jolly temple]

ok

[elfin latch]

I sometimes hold conversations in 5+ servers, 3 recent+current is only 4 which means I'd still have to scroll down or search the server and I'm in over 70 servers

At this rate I'll prob have to make an alt for public servers and just use this for friends servers

[hardy wave]

its not that hard to just click through things

[elfin latch]

I'll try reinstalling but multiple other people are having my issue on reddit

[hardy wave]

not even ragebait either

its just

not that hard

[elfin latch]

They broke the mouse 4/5 simple as that, it no longer remembers a server more then once in consecutive order and now will send you to a random channel if you go to more then 1 in a server

It NEVER did that before this update

I could click between the same 2 servers 20 fucking times and the back button would've gone back and forth to each server in the order they were clicked on no problem

They probably had some teenager using Chat-GPT to make the feature

[elfin latch]

Neither is keeping something that is literally baked into every browser working either

Would you put up with Chrome/Edge/GX or whatever you use sending you to a random website you looked at an hour ago instead of your previous page?

[inner locust]

i came here about a "gif collection" plugin, where does one find that?

[jolly temple]

kettu debug info > hermes: for fucking borderless

[elfin latch]

Only ones I know of is one that opens your Favorite GIFs automatically and adds a search bar to fav GIFs

I don't think there is one specifically for making custom GIF lists in the picker

[inner locust]

aparently theres a plugin with a link to this server, but it only took me to the welcome page

[elfin latch]

What's it called

[inner locust]

"gif collections"

[elfin latch]

I google'd it and dont see it but BetterDiscord says they have one for creating categories for favorite media

[inner locust]

il try better discord rq, im probs gona switch back anywho

nah better discord aint fun, surethres a few cool things, but, vencord nicer with message logger, pin dms, etc

the category thing isnt even on here

also funky animations

[errant bough]

jiff collections

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-cat-meme-silly-cat-gif-4266327784702766845

[kindred nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

[inner locust]

where the heck is the plugin folder?

[twin harness]

not how it works

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1257038407503446176

(questions should be asked in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 for future reference)

[clever ore]

I've never had that issue even with this new update

and I use forward/back all the damn time with my mouse

[jolly temple]

im using windowsified windowsified debian 12 or 2018?

[kind prawn]

https://fixupx.com/YZYFRANCE1/status/2017689017735659956

YZY France 🇫🇷 (@YZYFRANCE1)

💀💀

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FixupX · Jan 31, 2026, 7:58 PM

[low fjord]

does anyone know a third party plugin that adds tabs to swap between? ping me if you know one

[twin crag]

wat i do

[solemn maple]

uh

hi

[errant bough]

Is this from the epistein stuff that released?

[rare trout]

yes

[fast imp]

what kind of games do you think he was playing on his console

[bold adder]

world of warcraft

[errant bough]

Fallout 3

god help little lamplight

[kind prawn]

fnaf

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/vxunderground/status/2017738970642219108

vx-underground (@vxunderground)

> Gabe Newell
︀︀> Does nothing
︀︀> Wins
︀︀> Epstein files released
︀︀> Look inside
︀︀> Gabe Newell not present
︀︀> Does nothing
︀︀> Wins

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FixupX · Jan 31, 2026, 11:17 PM

[jolly temple]

weird!

[thorny thistle]

true!

[errant bough]

I would've been immensely heartbroken if Gabe was in the epstein files

[slow vessel]

ok time for a debate
What's the minimum amount of ram needed to get a functional PC experience? Assuming that you browse the internet, and use social programs and Play games

[errant bough]

16gb DDR5-6000 CL30

[bold adder]

8 gb macbook air

idfk what a pc is, how to build it, i buy laptop and be happy

[lime talon]

ddr4-3200 is still literally fine

[lime talon]

8gb will do for basic shit but some things you'll want 16

if you're on windows you definitely want 16

[thorny thistle]

imagine

[elfin latch]

Try going into multiple channels in a server or going 1-2-3-4-1-2 for servers and hitting back

[elfin latch]

Fucker on Marketplace couldn't wait a day, almost had a kit of 2x32Gb DDR5 6000 Corsair for $350

[elfin latch]

I play roblox so no Linux for me

[lime talon]

that's a lot of money for stuff you're unlikely to use

[lime talon]

you don't need 64 for ROBLOX

holy shit

[elfin latch]

I also play modded DRG lobbies

[lime talon]

you need like 2mb for that

idk about drg

[elfin latch]

Have you ever seen x100 spawn rate?

[jolly temple]

fall.

[lime talon]

rude

[jolly temple]

idk

[thorny thistle]

my condolences

[elfin latch]

I had 1k kills within 5 minutes of joining and my 3080 was barely running ag 30FPS

[slow vessel]

for modded minecraft you could go with 16 but if you want a smooth experience, 32gb minimum

[lime talon]

ive never come close to maxing my ram

[elfin latch]

I want to future proof

[lime talon]

for modded mc i never need to give my instances more than 4

[slow vessel]

im talking about stuff like ATM and the other forge modpacks

[lime talon]

oh forge okay

[slow vessel]

NOT fabric, that's for optimization and light content mods

[lime talon]

my computer is in a pretty good spot rn

[jolly temple]

uhhh

[elfin latch]

With Microsoft adding shitty apps every year but being the only near universal gaming platform(For now, one day I hope someone makes a Windows-esque Steam OS branch) I wanted to get 64gb before everything goes to hell

[elfin latch]

I had a 13900KF from launch

Pretty sure my RAM is fucking cooked

[lime talon]

32gb ddr4-3200 (4x8gb), amd ryzen 9 5950x

[lime talon]

13th gen doesn't cook your ram, it just cooks itself

[elfin latch]

I have 2x16Gb DDR5-6000

[elfin latch]

Nah because my PC will freeze and remain frozen until I restart

[lime talon]

yeah you're on 13th gen

[elfin latch]

Nope

Managed to send it to a tech recycler and got 180$ for it

[slow vessel]

theres a special version of windows called LTSC that is essentially just official debloated windows 10 and 11 and if you want to run linux apps use WSL

[elfin latch]

I'm on a 14100 rn with all BIOs updates

[lime talon]

14th gen is just as cooked

and WOW 14100 is a downgrade

[elfin latch]

All I could afford

Didnt have a job at the time and every interview turned me away because I dont have a car

[lime talon]

have you tried memtest86

basic utility that comes with like half the linux install images to ever exist

[elfin latch]

Literally only have my current job at AutoZone because the manager there remembered me from when we both worked at Advance Auto Parts

[lime talon]

my next point of upgrade is probably graphics card

[jolly temple]

what's an i7-3770 (old and manually

[elfin latch]

I now have an electric scooter to get to work and get around

[lime talon]

take a guess at what gpu I'm running

[slow vessel]

the i7-3770 is the cpu i use

[slow vessel]

gtx 1080?

[elfin latch]

Right now I'm planning on going Ultra Core 7 265K with the ASUS ProArt Z890 and a Gigabyte Aorus Elite P1000 Platinum Certified PSU

I run a lot of shit at once so no AMD for me

[lime talon]

intel is objectively worse at like everything

[elfin latch]

I typically have 8+ apps running and that's not even including Discord, Spotify, GX, and more

[lime talon]

i have a "14 core" CPU from there and it's effectively 8 core

[jolly temple]

i am i check the explanation

[elfin latch]

No TB support on AMD

[lime talon]

6 good cores, 8 useless ones

[lime talon]

tb?

[elfin latch]

Thunderbolt

[slow vessel]

i have a 4 core cpu

[lime talon]

ohhh you're an opera gx user it makes sense

yeah that's why you need so much ram

[elfin latch]

I fucking hate chrome and Edge

[odd tide]

GX
ooooh

[odd tide]

OOOH

well

gx is based on the same framework as chrome

aka chromium

[lime talon]

the firefox in question:

[jolly temple]

the hospital today

[odd tide]

c:

[slow vessel]

i use firefox

[odd tide]

and edge, actually!

[elfin latch]

Not enough customization

[odd tide]

wat

[lime talon]

firefox has more than gx ever will

[thorny thistle]

???

[slow vessel]

firefox will be my preferred browser until it gets to the point of no return

[lime talon]

gx just has dumbass "gamer" themes

[jolly temple]

why do adderal like the reason :insane:

[elfin latch]

Does it let you customize most sounds?

[odd tide]

why would you need/want sounds

[lime talon]

it doesn't have sounds by default because why would it

[elfin latch]

It is imperative I have my Exusiai Wallpaper

[slow vessel]

why would anyone want sounds in their browser

[elfin latch]

Typing and such

[lime talon]

your wallpaper can be done on Firefox

[jolly temple]

shockingly they're gonna throw ball at an hour for a real world source

[lime talon]

YOU HAVE A KEYBOARD FOR THAT

[thorny thistle]

i NEED to know when i'm typing

[slow vessel]

😭

[elfin latch]

I got a cheap ass $30 Walmart one

[lime talon]

it still makes sounds

[odd tide]

i HATE my nervous system sending signals to know im making physical contact with a keyboard i NEED auditory stimulants to REALLY make sure im typing

[jolly temple]

what is open your fault

[elfin latch]

Honestly I dont even think it's worth spending any more then $50 on a keyboard

[lime talon]

yeah i hear sounds when i type

[elfin latch]

Custom sounds, like metal pipes

[thorny thistle]

i've always thought of Opera GX as just being a bloated gimmicky browser at best

[lime talon]

honestly expensive keyboards are nice

[odd tide]

what

that gets annoying after like 3.2 seconds

[slow vessel]

im curious
https://www.mechanical-keyboard.org/key-rollover-test/
can you try and see if you can press alot of keys at once?

[lime talon]

it is that, but with added spyware

[odd tide]

thats cause it literally is

[elfin latch]

There's a GX mod that randomly plays the metal pipe sound

[lime talon]

not on computer rn

[jolly temple]

yeah its important

[slow vessel]

wrong reply

[thorny thistle]

Kevin, no...

[elfin latch]

Been using it fine for years

[slow vessel]

@elfin latch

[odd tide]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[lime talon]

why do i need my browser for thst

i use my browser for looking at websites

[odd tide]

because Le Epic Funny

[lime talon]

it exists so i can type in a url and go to it

[elfin latch]

Max I got was 16

[lime talon]

and perhaps download files

[jolly temple]

so bloated gimmicky browser dev team forever

[thorny thistle]

true

[slow vessel]

i dont have rollover, thankfully

[odd tide]

damn bruh i got 28 and thats cause of physical constraints

[slow vessel]

yeah

[odd tide]

[

[slow vessel]

i use youtube all the time

[elfin latch]

Discord just broke back/forth on their own app

[lime talon]

if my browser does anything more than basic browser stuff i turn it the fuck off

[slow vessel]

and i do occasionally download files

[elfin latch]

They broke a feature that has been in browsers for decades

[lime talon]

the official discord app is shit too

[thorny thistle]

classic

[elfin latch]

Literally the first mouse to have 4/5 buttons released in 2003

[lime talon]

you're in a discord server associated with a project that provides a better alternative

[jolly temple]

pretty alright

[elfin latch]

Ik

[slow vessel]

discord's official client on mobile is buns and i have no idea why i use it

[elfin latch]

Im tryna find someone to make a plugin to reverse this dumbass arrows in the top corner feature

[elfin latch]

It keeps all media loaded

[thorny thistle]

concerning!

[slow vessel]

wouldnt that eat the shit out of ram

[elfin latch]

So it'll literally eventually crash if you scroll enough

Before I was able to be in 10 different servers with different channels and use mouse 4 to go back just fine

Now if I do that, it'll send me to a random one

[slow vessel]

holy hell

[elfin latch]

Wait do you have iPhone?

[slow vessel]

no

[odd tide]

i do 🤤

[elfin latch]

Which Android?

[slow vessel]

samsung

[elfin latch]

I have Moto G Stylus 2025

[odd tide]

helo moto

[slow vessel]

my android tablet and phone are both from samsung and use one ui

[elfin latch]

It's got 8Gb of RAM+16Gb of storage can be used as slower ram

[jolly temple]

like the fuck

[odd tide]

you mean swap?

[vocal current]

@shadow owl

[elfin latch]

Nope

[jolly temple]

ye

[odd tide]

❓

[elfin latch]

It uses 16Gb of storage as additonal slower RAM called Ram Boost

[thorny thistle]

yeah that's what swap is

[odd tide]

yeah thats

swap

[thorny thistle]

[slow vessel]

swap is when your pc puts ram into storage for temporary usage

[odd tide]

or a pagefile

whatever

[slow vessel]

call it swap

[twin harness]

paigefile LMFAO

[odd tide]

no im deadnaming it

[twin harness]

@golden rivet

[slow vessel]

😭

[twin harness]

LMFAO

[thorny thistle]

el em eff ay oh

[elfin latch]

I really don't know what phone to get next

[slow vessel]

its not that funny

[jolly temple]

and i have a vencord still broke going back

[odd tide]

IVlone 18 Pro Max 😍

[elfin latch]

I am looking at the Red Magic Pro 11

[elfin latch]

Fuck off

[slow vessel]

isnt your phone from 2025

[elfin latch]

I will burn any Iphones I get

I will JerryRigEverything if someone gifts me an Iphone

[thorny thistle]

based alarm

[twin harness]

@golden rivet

[twin harness]

@sharp trail

[elfin latch]

GO AHEAD YOU APPLE SHEEP

[odd tide]

Die Iphone Die! I Hate You APPLE!

[elfin latch]

APPLE'S HARDEST MEAT RIDER VS ANDROID'S WEAKEST ENJOYER

[thorny thistle]

woah hey

[slow vessel]

i dont own any apple products

[elfin latch]

[thorny thistle]

i'm a sheep and i HATE Apple

[twin harness]

god i fucking love Iphone and Mac

[odd tide]

Based Sigma Android User 🍷 🗿 Vs Stupid Apple Iphone user 🤓 ❌

[elfin latch]

I will fucking throw hands with anyone who tries getting me back into the Apple Ecosystem

[jolly temple]

[qualitybliss](

[thorny thistle]

this but unironically

[thorny thistle]

QualityBliss

[elfin latch]

I had an IPhone 11 and regularly broke the child saftey shit my Step Mom put on it

That shit is NOT secure if you know what to do

[odd tide]

Tuff 🗿 🍷

[strange garden]

@fallow drum as a moderator i think you should ban this person for hate tbh

[fallow drum]

bro gotta be the coolest vencord member

[twin harness]

wow you jailbroke

hacker

[odd tide]

❓

[main wyvern]

❌

[odd tide]

damn.. i have a 15.. i see how it is

[jolly temple]

@odd tide goat

[odd tide]

yep ✔️

[main wyvern]

✅

[slow vessel]

i see were talking about operating systems

[elfin latch]

Nah I just learned that having your parents unlock an app enough times removes it all together

[elfin latch]

GET HIM

[twin harness]

old macOS is so secure as long as you don't try to log in as root with no password

[empty storm]

i got a Phone

[slow vessel]

what about desktops? what would you prefer to use as your desktop OS?

[odd tide]

macos

[jolly temple]

what

[thorny thistle]

what

[elfin latch]

Y'all hear about Zero Click attacks on IPhone?

[odd tide]

Is it where you plug a mouse in and don't click

That's a BIG one

[opaque sandal]

i really like macos and arch linux

[slow vessel]

i could tolerate windows and use WSL when i need it, i dont want to dualboot

[elfin latch]

All someone gotta do is embed a virus into a picture and if your phone loads it, it auto installs the virus

[odd tide]

i dont think thats how it works

[slow vessel]

also win11 ltsc > win11 home

[elfin latch]

Your IPhone aint so secure now is it

[odd tide]

but i like your enthusiasm 👍👍

[fallow drum]

worlds smartest vencord user

[twin harness]

no one platform is 100% secure

[elfin latch]

Im pretty sure it is

[odd tide]

No i dont think so actually

[odd tide]

But I do like your enthusiasm

[elfin latch]

But literally every Apple Person I know IRL thinks it is

[odd tide]

Agree to disagree, my friend! 👍

[twin harness]

these exploits are found by literal dedicated companies

[jolly temple]

windows 11 theme somehwere

[lime talon]

if these kinds of exploits existed in modern ios, the jailbreak scene would be a lot better

[elfin latch]

A zero-click attack via loading a photo is a highly sophisticated, rare, and dangerous cyberattack that allows attackers to infect a device, such as a smartphone or computer, without the user taking any action—no clicking, tapping, or downloading required. The device becomes compromised simply by receiving and processing the image, often via messaging apps, email, or social media.

[thorny thistle]

i remember vaguely hearing about it a while ago but i don't know how pervasive of an issue it really is

[odd tide]

Oh yes sorry! This of course only affects iOS 4 and below

[lime talon]

bro pulled up chatgpt 💀

[thorny thistle]

or that validity of it at that

[twin harness]

the jailbreak scene is beyond dead

[empty storm]

why does discord think this sticker is as wide as my window

[elfin latch]

nah it's overview on google

[twin harness]

no one wants to develop for such an entitled community anymore

[jolly temple]

??? 😭

[slow vessel]

😭

[odd tide]

Do you think this is present on iOS 26??

[lime talon]

that's no better

[jolly temple]

like anything from holding down the next short term gains to your time ive noticed the "best" employment strat

[odd tide]

I don't think so!

[opaque sandal]

canary has fixed this dww stable will get it soon

[jolly temple]

do some things

[slow vessel]

that uses gemini, a LLM made by google

[elfin latch]

In 2025 and early 2026, Apple iPhones (including the 15 series) have faced critical "zero-click" vulnerabilities related to image processing and rendering, which allow attackers to gain full device access without any user interaction. These attacks often leverage vulnerabilities in how iOS handles image files (e.g., via iMessage, WhatsApp, or malicious web pages), frequently exploiting components like ImageIO or WebKit to execute code when a photo is simply loaded or previewed

[empty storm]

oh alr

[fallow drum]

i always find it funny when people mention a vulnerability that was discovered and point it out like it’s a bad thing when you WANT people to be finding vulnerabilities because this is actually a sign of security and not insecurity but people with no knowledge in security tend to not understand this

[odd tide]

okay. But like

[elfin latch]

Cmon keep going

[odd tide]

This isnt present

In ios

26

[lime talon]

if your phone was remotely worth it, you won't be thinking about that for another 5 years

[jolly temple]

kevin

[odd tide]

because its

obviously patched

[odd tide]

because dedicated companies find these vulnerabilites and report them

but yknow

[shell umbra]

yucky you

[odd tide]

Insecure and all

[elfin latch]

As of January 2026, zero-click attacks on iOS (including iOS 26) involve sophisticated exploits, such as CVE-2025-43200, where merely receiving a malicious photo or video via iMessage can install spyware without any user interaction. These vulnerabilities often target WebKit, impacting app rendering. Apple has released patches to address these high-priority security flaws.

Early 2026

[fallow drum]

these vulnerabilities you speak of exist in very specific environments that were never exploited

[elfin latch]

THIS MONTH

[odd tide]

uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

keep using ai

[slow vessel]

ive been using the same phone for several years and it hasnt gotten hacked or broke

[thorny thistle]

i'm actually hacking your phone right now

[main wyvern]

dude's just hating to hate

[strange garden]

hey

[elfin latch]

Look up the video between LTT and another YT channel

[jolly temple]

hoi

[fallow drum]

even a hardcore apple hater will understand what is being said is insanely stupid lol

[elfin latch]

The other channel was able to intercept Linus's Phone calls with no access to his phone

[thorny thistle]

also yeah i can respect the Apple hate but this is a little stupid

[odd tide]

Hello @Apple 😃 👋 ! Recently, I was using your mobile operating system 📱 known as iOS (unsure what it's short for, but surely it has a meaning! 😊 ) and I was brought to the attention of a vulnerability in your system 😳 🙁 ! It's a sad issue, and nevertheless I'm working hard to make sure my phone is up to date 📥 but of course, some things like this 📹 slip through the cracks 😟 🧨 . Of course, I'm sure your engineers are working hard 👷 🔨 to fix such an issue, but hopefully this so called "Zero Click" doesn't affect me! 🖱️

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/779196945448304640/1364708570355990538/togif.gif

[jolly temple]

its 12.00

[strange garden]

thoughts?

[fallow drum]

me when people with no understanding of security see a security vulnerability

[paper gate]

rosie only knows ai..

[lime talon]

As of June 2026, a malicious update was pushed to all supported Motorola and Lenovo devices, installing malware onto the device. This malware had various negative effects—one example of an effect of this malware was that all personal data on the device would be permanently erased within a few weeks.

[elfin latch]

No clue waht this is

[elfin latch]

Meh

[odd tide]

As of January 2026, PeePaw Willy's phones were affected by a virus which gave me all their passwords.

[elfin latch]

I have Google One backup

[odd tide]

Thanks

[slow vessel]

june 2026 is literally in the future 😭

[thorny thistle]

uhm

source?

[jolly temple]

9th

[lime talon]

why are you taking it seriously

[twin harness]

Other You-tube channel ? Linus has rival now ?!

[lime talon]

i literally handwrote that as a joke at how accurate ai actually is

[fallow drum]

no way

[odd tide]

Tranium

[main wyvern]

well i have Google Two backup beat that

[fallow drum]

this tracks

[strange garden]

@fallow drum seeing as you hearted this i assume you want to break up?

[strange garden]

baseball huh?

[fallow drum]

no

[strange garden]

oh ok

[elfin latch]

?

[strange garden]

i’m talking to Faylorist

[twin harness]

@elfin latch and @strange garden breaking up soon

unfortunate

[strange garden]

blocked

[jolly temple]

i didnt

[odd tide]

As of December 2023, a vulnerability was found in Android 7 that affected all Motorola devices (including custom modifications) that allowed root-kit access, enabling full system modifications that caused the erasure of multiple users' personal data. This bug has been fixed as of January 2024, as a security update for Android 8 was quickly rolled out.

[elfin latch]

Tryna get onto Linkenin rn for an article about it

[fallow drum]

security vulnerability discovered i’m never using the internet again

[odd tide]

iOS 4 has a jailbreak?? Wtf?? That's such a vulnerability i'm NEVER touching apple Iphone EVER again!!

[hybrid sluice]

please dont use any os they're insecure

unless its the nintendo switch

[lime talon]

No, an online backup will not protect your data from the malware. In addition to deleting your data from the device itself, it also disables all backup functionality—this includes removing all backups already present on the cloud.

[thorny thistle]

you can never fall victim to vulnerabilities if you never do anything in the first place

[hybrid sluice]

whats that

[twin harness]

Linux: oh hey- allow me to introduce myself🗿🗿🔥🔥

[elfin latch]

Meh, I dont live through my phone

[hybrid sluice]

🗿🗿🔥🔥

linux numero uno once again

[elfin latch]

I could always setup a new phone and redo everything

[lime talon]

i love how you're responding as if it isn't just obviously fake

I SAID JULY THIS YEAR

IT IS JANUARY

[elfin latch]

Ik

[odd tide]

what do u mean its real

my motorola was hacked

[elfin latch]

Im letting you get riled up

[lime talon]

in laughter?

[thorny thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/hidamari-sketch-die-die-muthafucka-muthafucka-die-motherfucker-gif-792946084640052512

[elfin latch]

Rage Baiting through nonchalance

[paper gate]

@fallow drum typing an essay

[twin harness]

LOL good one

[fallow drum]

if you used this specific app on this specific version and somebody had direct access to your phone at approximately 12:06am est and your username contained this specific character then you have fallen victim to this vulnerability that steals your identity and ruins your life

[paper gate]

knew it

rosie typed an essay

[hybrid sluice]

i laughed

[fallow drum]

v+ rot @paper gate

[lime talon]

I'm not even an apple user

[fallow drum]

might unironically block zt….

[main wyvern]

As of January 2026, a vulnerability was found in Android 16 where attackers can bypass your lock screen by using your password.

[paper gate]

@fallow drum dms. Let's talk.

[odd tide]

So you're saying iOS is the cause of this? Yeah okay buddy im not fucking ever using stupid Iphone again

[strange garden]

no

you’ve gone too far

[paper gate]

how

[strange garden]

you madman

[hybrid sluice]

im spreading the word...

[strange garden]

you’re scaring everyone

[elfin latch]

Good for them

[slow vessel]

whats going on

i hope its not drama

[strange garden]

@hybrid sluice 🐝 🍯st do you hate me?

[odd tide]

As of December 2027, a vulnerability was found in the 6.x kernel of Linux which allowed full superuser access if someone enters the root password.

[thorny thistle]

it's not really drama i think

[opaque sandal]

As of March 2026, a severe vulnerability was found on all major operating systems (Windows, MacOS, FreeBSD) that allows you to use your computer. Please update your systems and never use them again

[shell umbra]

yucky you

[fallow drum]

it is apple ruined my life back in 1987

[hybrid sluice]

bee honeyst do you hate me?

[sour timber]

I love the fact that vesktop performs better than normal discord and I dont really know why

[fallow drum]

stop being annoying

[odd tide]

because bread tastes better than key

[elfin latch]

Im rage baiting Soup by agreeing with whatever he says

[twin harness]

stirring up drama as we speak

[shell umbra]

wow okay

[fallow drum]

saying the same exact thing over and over again 😭

[strange garden]

no…

[twin harness]

god I love windows 11

[slow vessel]

...ok

[opaque sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-shinonome-sad-emotionless-niigo-gif-3161121833536936819

[odd tide]

so youre saying you support China. Yeha okay

[twin harness]

all of my servers run Windows 11

[sour timber]

so the way to break free is by destroying electron

[slow vessel]

toxic

[twin harness]

I let Co-Pilot manage all of my servers

[sour timber]

ew

[main wyvern]

wait did they leave

lmao

[thorny thistle]

let's all kill Electron

[elfin latch]

We NEED to revert to the dark ages

[strange garden]

top tier rage bait is when the little holes in the shower head start becoming crooked and one stream of water just goes a different direction

[elfin latch]

Who's with me to bring the middle ages back

[sour timber]

please destroy electron discord using 2 gb RAM is not normal

[elfin latch]

WE WILL REBUILD ROME

[slow vessel]

ok bro
thats on you, you do whatever you want with your pc, even if its not the best

[twin harness]

it is the best ?

[thorny thistle]

[main wyvern]

did jade actually leave

[twin harness]

yop

[odd tide]

Im rage baiting Soup by agreeing with whatever he says

[main wyvern]

so that's all it took huh

😭

[slow vessel]

😭

[odd tide]

its the soup prank

[main wyvern]

nvm never using sob emoji ever again

[slow vessel]

😢

[twin harness]

tbf id leave too if i was insulted like that...

faye took it a bit far

[main wyvern]

-# 😭

[sour timber]

is there a channel I can send images I have fun microslop image

[elfin latch]

Pretty sure I pissed several people off by saying I'm going Core Ultra

[lime talon]

he 💔

[odd tide]

-# 😭

[slow vessel]

get image perms like me (im cool)

[twin harness]

-# 💢😭

[sour timber]

omg how

[twin harness]

#info

[slow vessel]

become active

[elfin latch]

IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING ROLE!?!?

[main wyvern]

maybe she'll be back by like tomorrow

we'll see

[odd tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1373731616874172579/1452006961959801014/watermark.gif

[thorny thistle]

you have to prove yourself worthy

[twin harness]

i had to answer a 20 question quiz to get image perms

[odd tide]

i had to sacrifice a sheep for image perms

[twin harness]

100 question vencord quiz for support helper

[strange garden]

@golden rivet hands out all the roles usually. ping her

[thorny thistle]

what the FUCK

:c

[twin harness]

it's worth the $200 weekly pay though

[opaque sandal]

i had to invert a binary tree to get image perms

[lime talon]

oh i just saw your profile

among us out of squares in bio
attack helicopter pronoun section

[elfin latch]

@golden rivet Revoke this man's image perms

[odd tide]

maaaaan?

id check again

[main wyvern]

IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING ROLE!?!?

[lime talon]

Reddit account only has 101 karma! pretty good!

[main wyvern]

-# IT'S LITERALLY A FUCKING ROLE!?!?

[thorny thistle]

revoke this woman's image permissions posthaste

[elfin latch]

Good for you

[main wyvern]

Haste @golden rivet

[odd tide]

no it's not good for me that's why im a woman

[elfin latch]

I use male pronouns if your name is not feminine

[main wyvern]

@golden rivet posthaste

[odd tide]

????????????????????????????????????????????

[thorny thistle]

???

[slow vessel]

on windows, you can run linux and android through WSL and bluestacks

[odd tide]

is this not feminine enough

[elfin latch]

I am not checking every single person's Bio

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[slow vessel]

amazing!

[main wyvern]

your profile is making me feel the same way at this point

[thorny thistle]

not enough pink clearly

[elfin latch]

Where is that

[slow vessel]

heres mine

[hybrid sluice]

paige always so confused

[odd tide]

my main profile

[lime talon]

okay so what I've gathered is that you're probably transphobic based on

• genders specifically on name
• frequently misgenders everyone anyway
• pronouns are the classic transphobe attack helicopter

[twin harness]

LMFAO AMONG US

[strange garden]

@golden rivet look at the emoji

[twin harness]

GOOD ONE

[main wyvern]

truth

[elfin latch]

I'm customer service

[strange garden]

🌷

[twin harness]

hey customer service i'm ivory

[elfin latch]

I default to he/him if their gender is not apparent

[odd tide]

@elfin latch im mtf. Incase u didnt know. So. Yeah. Just so u know . Okay??? U get it?? Now you can use iphone

[odd tide]

why not they/them

[slow vessel]

hi ivory im @slow vessel

[blissful steeple]

Did I halucinate an announcement about Minky last year?

[twin harness]

oh hey

[elfin latch]

I dont look at everyones profile

[main wyvern]

-# I use male pronouns if your name is not feminine

[odd tide]

thats like the most destructive way to go about it

[blissful steeple]

Hi

[elfin latch]

Only time I check profile is if I'm friending em

[odd tide]

Yes i default to masculine for EVERYONE if i cant check more than 2 seconds

[twin harness]

different minky

[strange garden]

dms

i’d like a role

[elfin latch]

Alr I'll start using "it"

[blissful steeple]

Oh? Explain.

[odd tide]

do you not think its more respectful to check their profile for their preferred pronouns before going "oh they must be a he"

id say they is more gender neutral but

go off i guess

[main wyvern]

-# That's gender neural

[blissful steeple]

Genderless actually

[bold adder]

who are you to talk where are your pronouns in your bio

[elfin latch]

No clue how to spell the damn thing

[elfin latch]

Main

[odd tide]

woopsies.. gosh darn.. rookie mistake

[slow vessel]

if they dont disclose pronouns like me i would probably go gender neutral pronouns to be safe

[lime talon]

why not the neutral ones

[main wyvern]

-# No clue how to spell the damn thing

[bold adder]

you can be a boy or a girl

whatever

[hybrid sluice]

neural sama

[blissful steeple]

I’m an idiot and am therefore confused more now

[bold adder]

or an object

whatever

[odd tide]

or a she/her goat

🐐

[elfin latch]

I've worked at Auto Parts stores a majority of my career, most of the time it's a dude so I default to guy pronouns

[twin harness]

there wasn't an announcement about our minky

[blissful steeple]

Oh

I definitely hallucinated

[empty storm]

ough

[odd tide]

Sor let me remind you this is the vencord server not Auto Parts. Hope that helps ❤️

[slow vessel]

😭

[main wyvern]

-# I've worked at Auto Parts stores a majority of my career, most of the time it's a dude so I default to guy pronouns

[lime talon]

okay and this isn't Auto Parts

[bold adder]

what if i want it to be an auto parts

where is my ford f150

[odd tide]

im just saying its probably more common decency to assume gender neutrality using they/them then go for he for everyone

cause you know. I'm not a he

[elfin latch]

I'm not about to fucking start wasting a minute of my time clicking through everyone who's online just to use proper terms, if it's not apparent then I default to He or Sometimes Them

[lime talon]

*than

[odd tide]

why not Always Them

[slow vessel]

this is the server to yap about linux and beg the server for nitro

[main wyvern]

-# I'm not about to fucking start wasting a minute of my time clicking through everyone who's online just to use proper terms, if it's not apparent then I default to He or Sometimes Them

[lime talon]

oh and it's

[odd tide]

sorry grammarly ill try harder next time

i need appraising and constnat pats tho. so

[blissful steeple]

Oh it was the one from Vendetta

[twin harness]

same minky

[empty storm]

non they are different minkys

theres the zt minky and the jack minky

[twin harness]

oh wait

OHh

yea

sorry

[blissful steeple]

I got very confused

[main wyvern]

@twin harness is this true

[blissful steeple]

Sorry about the cat tho

[twin harness]

yop

god i want nitro so bad i use linux btw

[main wyvern]

i use arch btw

[odd tide]

HOOVE PICS FOR NITRO ❗ IN BIO

[slow vessel]

we all want nitro and we all use linux

[elfin latch]

Jeez and this is why I usually lurk unless I know someone in a server, because one wrong pronoun or word and I'm the asshole who's Transphobic/Racist/Homophobic and everything else under the sun

[odd tide]

i never said you were any of those

i just said its more decent to use they/them instead of defaulting to he/him for everyone

[twin harness]

iPhone

[bold adder]

people dont like to be tone policed

sometimes

[elfin latch]

So jumping me is fine?

Then I'll stop fucking talking

See ya

[bold adder]

"who is we"

lmao

[odd tide]

if you dont want people to be like "i dont use he/him i use [pronouns]" then its like

[empty storm]

usually if you already leave a bad impression on people they are more likely to not be tolerant of you

[odd tide]

check their . Profile or. Use they/them

[twin harness]

iPhone

[bold adder]

when was i against you

[empty storm]

i also would like to say that you arent doing yourself any favors by having "ah-64 apache attack heli" as your pronouns

[elfin latch]

It's a fucking joke I put when it was going on and forgor

[odd tide]

they have 101 karma so

theyre legit dw

[bold adder]

dont worry i believe them

[elfin latch]

I dont change my profile weekly like some of yall

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/cbt-helicopter-spin-helicopter-spin-gif-27236721

[blissful steeple]

The one joke…

[odd tide]

whats wrong with that

a little bit of diversity neva hurt nobody

[elfin latch]

Last time I changed my username/profile was in 2023 I think

[thorny thistle]

utter woke nonsense

[empty storm]

i understand that it was a joke but theres connotations to this stuff lol

idgaf but some people do

[odd tide]

Change Your Profile?? W.T.F ru DOING!!

[twin harness]

my entire profile is changed every day lol

[bold adder]

what

[main wyvern]

@lívia

[twin harness]

the ivory name lasts only today

[elfin latch]

Literally part of the reason people wonder why I havent talked to them in a while

Because unless I check the DMs I forget who they are

[odd tide]

i mean you could just click on their name

yknow see dm history and alll

[slow vessel]

isnt there a plugin that SHOWS pronouns???

[odd tide]

yes

[blissful steeple]

I’m tempted to put “HQ-17 SHORAD” in my bio now.

[odd tide]

but that requires you to click on their pfoile to load them first

so

[empty storm]

yeah it needs to be cached first

[odd tide]

too much for some people

[empty storm]

unfortunately

[twin harness]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G8VZrp9a4AACDgm.gif

[odd tide]

i assume itd probably be Uber API abuse to grab them all before cache

[hybrid sluice]

ur just like me fr

[odd tide]

Correct me if im wrong

[bold adder]

i put he/him in my bios once just to "be clear" but it didnt matter in the end

[empty storm]

yeah prob

[bold adder]

wtf why am i still on santa hat pfp

[odd tide]

i thought you were they them ngl

[bold adder]

that reminded me

[empty storm]

i change my profile too much but ive done so for so long it feels wrong to not do it

[lime talon]

i don't change profile too often

[hybrid sluice]

@empty storm dw I love your profile and all the variations

[empty storm]

bwa

[bold adder]

ok

[elfin latch]

I've been Willy since there was a Micheal in a FNAF server I was in

Have been since

[lime talon]

it's whenever i either want my bio to change or have an entirely new "brand image"

[empty storm]

no longer jolly

[slow vessel]

is my pfp beautiful

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/scaryegg-egg-bigfootjinx-pure-gif-24608427

[hybrid sluice]

its a treee

[slow vessel]

a cherry tree

the best kind

[sweet blaze]

cherry tree

[thorny thistle]

i'm a pine tree fan myself

[slow vessel]

trees are just goated

[empty storm]

i like many a tree

[kind prawn]

Binary tree ❤️

[elfin latch]

Tryna find a server that has public profile logs to see when I last changed my PFP

[bold adder]

i like these trees

[empty storm]

so true

[kind prawn]

isnt this tree the one that if u see it you’re in a broken reality

[elfin latch]

Im only lvl 5

How much XP you need to hit lvl 10?

[hybrid sluice]

its not that important trust me

[bold adder]

idk but it doesnt take long

[sharp trail]

vban

[elfin latch]

Try me

I work at AutoZone mf

[slow vessel]

😭

[twin harness]

WHAT THE-

[sharp trail]

criticizing Apple perfection is forbidden

[elfin latch]

I have access to dozens of rotors

[twin harness]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[elfin latch]

Let's see how many an Apple Fan can dodge

[kind prawn]

Android toddler spotted…

Facts cannon loading…

[elfin latch]

I see Iphone and I stance up

[slow vessel]

DUDE
WHAT IN THE GENUINE FUCK

[kind prawn]

Mad at a phone award

[empty storm]

do not mess with the autozone workers man they got demons

[slow vessel]

this server is so mesed up man

[elfin latch]

We are on fuckin crack

That and weekly pizza parties

[slow vessel]

every other day some iphone hater ruins the fucking server and just causes drama...

and we CANNOT tolerate that

[thorny thistle]

iPhone bad

osakaSmile

[elfin latch]

TBF that ended alr, nin) started it back up

[empty storm]

i genuinely cannot tell whether people genuinely have strong opinions on these things or not

[slow vessel]

this is phoneism

[main wyvern]

Apple Awfulness

[kind prawn]

iPhone haters genuinely think an lg phone nobody cared about invented the notch

[elfin latch]

Nah Idc if people buy themj

[kind prawn]

😹😹😹😹

[slow vessel]

it shouldnt matter if you have an iphone or not

[empty storm]

i think iphones are nice i just dont use them because i personally dont like using ios

[sharp trail]

religious people have a god my god is Tim Cook I believe that He changed the world

[slow vessel]

it should be about the phone experience itself

[elfin latch]

I just getting fucking annoyed when they try shoving it down my throat and trying to peer pressure me into getting one

[kind prawn]

Even doe iOS is smoother than android

[empty storm]

ehh

[elfin latch]

Lord GabeN will dog walk Tim anyday

[twin harness]

oh god it's becoming an actual debate now

[thorny thistle]

hardly

[kind prawn]

Nah lol

[sharp trail]

this debate should end, Apple is just the better company that makes the better products and better software

[empty storm]

i dont think theyre too different in how they perform but idk i dont have enough experience

[sharp trail]

that’s facts

[slow vessel]

ive never actually used an iphone

[elfin latch]

ValvE in the corner*

[sharp trail]

okay you have a point

[slow vessel]

ok youre 100% right, i have inferior operating systems and hardware

[empty storm]

my ios experience is mainly as ipados on my ipad air 4 where it gets pretty slow at times with the newer updates

[twin harness]

god i fucking love Steam Deck OLED

[kind prawn]

the entire iOS experience was perfected to have a smooth experience, it’s not so uniform in android

[elfin latch]

If ValvE ever makes phones, Tim is going to grey overnight

[main wyvern]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71duHoxxLnL.jpg

beautiful notch

[kind prawn]

And no opening and closing apps fast is not a good benchmark

[main wyvern]

am i right

[twin harness]

might buy second Steam Deck OLED

[empty storm]

what is this phone

[main wyvern]

pixel 3 xl

[twin harness]

new jellyfin cluster

[slow vessel]

i hate giant notches

[empty storm]

i knew i recognized it

my mom had a 3 xl

[elfin latch]

Several of the Red Magic phones have underscreen front cameras

There was also that OnePlus phone that had the popup front camera

[empty storm]

redmagic phones have cool design theyre just too gamery for me to ever consider getting

[main wyvern]

highkey need

[kind prawn]

If an Albanian person materialized onto a phone it would look like this

[main wyvern]

FUCK NOTCHES AND CAMERA CUTOUTS

[thorny thistle]

the Opera GX of phones

[elfin latch]

I need the Tank Phone 3

[lime talon]

i love no pixels

[elfin latch]

It has a projector built in

And is literally an inch thick

[empty storm]

ough

[thorny thistle]

why would you ever need that

[empty storm]

reminds me of the kyocera phones a lot of carriers here sell to construction workers

[elfin latch]

Bash someone's skull in after blinding them with the 1000+ Lumen Flashlight

[kind prawn]

ppl who work on constructions have phones like that

some*