🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[mellow lily]

awww I can't just get free bottom surgery? :c

[odd tide]

bye

[spring trellis]

a very very tiny fraction of a kidney

[jolly temple]

hi im n shih.

[slow vessel]

wh

[spring trellis]

($5)

[spark crescent]

oh okay

[mellow lily]

wait, what's the market value for a kidney

[odd tide]

3 bucks and a pepsi

[spring trellis]

it's illegal basically everywhere so idk

[slow vessel]

the reason why organs are so valuable is because they can save a person from dying

also, people are crazy 🤷‍♂️

[odd tide]

that’s what id give you

[spark crescent]

wouldn't it be worthless anyways because it can't be used

[golden moon]

not true, who gonna arrest u if u do it in africa

[odd tide]

woah woah hey every little bit helps

[mellow lily]

ooo if I can make an artificial kidney out of a pepsi, I can make an infinite money loop

[jolly temple]

it uses even possible. when no idea tbh

[spring trellis]

I knew someone who was super cool in a friend group server then the owner found out she's right wing and banned her

I'm still mad

[golden moon]

lol

[jolly temple]

ven... he is just knoqw it???

[odd tide]

if you had like 30 pieces of tiny kidney you could reconstruct one big one

beggars cannot be choosers …

[mellow lily]

aren't kidney stones pieces of the kidney

[spark crescent]

i think this too

tho im on left side

[odd tide]

just get a rock from the side of the road

it’s close enough

[spark crescent]

that's why i give people second chance

[jolly temple]

it's appearance

[golden moon]

i hate both sides since the government takes our money anyways no matter which side is in control rn

[spring trellis]

if i disagree with a friend politically i just avoid political conversations with them

simple

[slow vessel]

I feel like I'd rather use windows 10 than Linux just because I can actually run all of my programs natively instead of relying on shitty workarounds like vms and wine/proton (proton is just a special version of wine, from what I can tell)

[golden moon]

fr'

[mellow lily]

I wish someone would design and sell a machine that pulls in air from its environment and produces estrogen directly out of the air

[spark crescent]

i thought it's mostly mandatory

[odd tide]

maybe someone could give me a little bit of estrogen

[jolly temple]

hi

[spark crescent]

i barely have political convos

[slow vessel]

still had to turn off all of the telemetry 😭

[spark crescent]

the dni list is just for strangers who suddenly talk about them

[spring trellis]

taxation is pretty necessary

its about how governments actually use the money

[slow vessel]

we pay taxes so the government can fund schools and whatever they need to

[mellow lily]

what's your threshold for someone being a stranger

[spark crescent]

someone i don't know?

sorry i don't understand what u mean

[slow vessel]

a ""stranger"" is typical someone you don't know at all, example is someone walking on the streets in another city that isn't yours

[slow vessel]

basically this

[golden moon]

yea but still they be increasing the taxes in my country for no reason

[kind prawn]

Wordle 1666 4/6

⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟩🟨⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[kind prawn]

or at least that's what's supposed to happen

[jolly temple]

not the fuck are very easy to log back when i love you. if you dumb

[slow vessel]

wh
did windows just install razers software???

[mellow lily]

considering how big a government is, you're never going to get a simple answer to the question "why did my taxes go up?", because there's simply too many places for money to go

[slow vessel]

everybody knows that manufacturer software is shit

[spark crescent]

steam

[golden moon]

steam

[mellow lily]

hard-boiled water

[kind prawn]

How do you hard boil water

[spark crescent]

i wanna play ff14

[spark crescent]

you boil water. Hard.

[jolly temple]

its all shit or kernel anticheat

[mellow lily]

try it and see

[kind prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/fig-gif-26092737

[mellow lily]

[citation needed]

[bitter nymph]

It does that automatically if you have their hardware

When I installed windows 11 it automatically installed nvidia stuff (cuz gpu) and i didnt even touch it since then

[golden moon]

fr

[odd tide]

What

[slow vessel]

??

[golden moon]

probly not

[jolly temple]

pokemon game

[golden moon]

like what would even be leaked if vencord doesnt store anything uless u use their cloud, even then only ur user id

was it nights?

cant u like ask him for proof of the leak then lol

[odd tide]

or just don’t believe everything you see

[golden moon]

real

i love updating nvidia drivers

[odd tide]

balatro calls a function that requires windows 7 and above its so joever for the one vista user that wants to play balatro

[modern drift]

wat

[harsh minnow]

what data bro we don't have any

[golden moon]

imagine user id leak for the vencord cloud

[jolly temple]

because google pixel when they just add this is fucking installed and it's inexcusable but not enough money on spotify and deleting multiple ts/tsx files.

[golden moon]

lol

[sick wyvern]

wtf dude I think your in the wrong dimension lol

[vague gust]

bro he dm'd me too

told me my name was in some kind of vencord leak

i asked to see and he said nah

[mossy egret]

The leak was Vee’s tax files
-# /joke, obviously

[vague gust]

i see

[golden moon]

vee doesnt pay taxes

[vague gust]

maybe he is mad about ur clan tag

[jolly temple]

i should layout your dad speaks less stable. arch and idc what i put in spirit to know anything goes up their first year cse student, do

[hybrid sluice]

@voltistry

[jolly temple]

me tho they just these days and techinsights cross‑sections, the "medieval" display it, i can you have lost all the latter

[vague gust]

they arent in this server

[prime laurel]

@plain olive

[modern drift]

vwb 1445407978969890827

[neon ferry]

bro is not banne

[modern drift]

tough

[jolly temple]

61 would say lfs is the first language

[sick wyvern]

what is lfs???

[vague gust]

damn whaaat

and like no evidence

[hybrid sluice]

they want your token so bad

[modern drift]

bro looks at member list on an alt and decided to dm everyone here 💔

[prime laurel]

https://imgur.com/a/0gGnpH6

this guy admitted its misinformation

[mossy egret]

https://imgur.com/a/0gGnpH6

[vague gust]

he joined my server then unfriended me then left

[sick wyvern]

not surprised

[sick wyvern]

3:

[golden moon]

who couldve guessed

[vague gust]

what was the point of this!!!

[mossy egret]

Just to be a troll and cause drama I’d assume

[golden moon]

ask him sicne there was literally no point

[jolly temple]

i havent tried to my nitro

[vague gust]

i cant too late

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow stores tokens in his PenisSQL database

[golden moon]

u 100% gettin promoted to owner now after this

[harsh minnow]

the only data that could possibly be leaked is your user id and vencord settings if you use vencloud

but no it wasn't

[bleak cosmos]

omg my discord id! oh no!

[kind prawn]

14 year old me finding out about developer mode and discord ids telling people their id like an epic hacker

[jolly temple]

guilded by installing an artificial kidney out there ever run windows on my mind

[golden moon]

is nixOS worth it?

[odd tide]

No

[golden moon]

then whats a good distro to get

[bitter nymph]

Fedora or Debian, but you usually shouldnt change your OS for no reason / "ideology"

[golden moon]

ngl im tryna decide between cachyOS and nixOS

[tame thorn]

windows

[golden moon]

i am using windows now since i broke my arch

lol

ngl i think ima go with cachyOS

[bitter nymph]

But why

[jolly temple]

ok i mean if this seems like the hassle of you say no point

[golden moon]

bc why not, its more responsive

[bitter nymph]

It's not true

[odd tide]

arch broke
goes with arch again

[bitter nymph]

There is 0 difference in performance across distros and cachyos just decreases security

[golden moon]

yeah

bc im used to it

[odd tide]

you mean youre used to pacman

[golden moon]

well from what ive heard cachyos has optimized kernel so it prob has better responsiveness

[golden moon]

yeah + i wont be able to say i use arch btw if i wont use an arch based distro

[odd tide]

https://tenor.com/view/arch-linux-i-use-arch-lonely-gif-26341678

you cant say you use arch btw anymore

[modern drift]

can we pre-ban this guy

❤️

[jolly temple]

50

[odd tide]

while cachyos is arch based

[modern drift]

pre brainrot

[odd tide]

its not arch

so

[jolly temple]

do you

[odd tide]

demoted

[hardy wave]

gulp

[odd tide]

🐐

[bitter nymph]

The diff is negligible

[hardy wave]

no!!! im ddeeeerrrrr!!!

🦌

[odd tide]

im 🐐

[hardy wave]

ya!!

[bitter nymph]

Use stable distro and regular kernel and dont whine

[hardy wave]

u 🐐

[odd tide]

haha done whine

like wine

like the compatibility layter

ha

[odd tide]

goated

[jolly temple]

i ask this world record

[fickle cosmos]

Arch bad windows better

[hardy wave]

Arch Bald

[olive spear]

arch makes you bald

[gentle silo]

guys, this is so peak

we might be back, holy shit

just need to fix zen, then i think it is done (also eget steam working ig)

[jolly temple]

i beat my time to ask for the dashless guy wouldnt be completely

[grim patrol]

GitHub user!!!!

[gentle silo]

GitHub abuser

[grim patrol]

Jk this looks cool

I want to try niri soon

[ebon fog]

@shadow owl

[gleaming pewter]

https://discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_5BGtstVUidXadts havent seen this sent here so i'll spread it here
it's a survey discord is making on ai slop, wouldnt expect much but oh well if they're asking might as well answer, could make a change

[bright apex]

guyss how do i change my profile with vecord?

vencord*

[odd tide]

you press the settings button

then

this handy butto nhere

[bright apex]

yes but for example i cant put a banner

it says i need nitro

[odd tide]

...uh huh

thats

intended

[bright apex]

and i remember i had to request the profile changes in the vencord server

for example i have an old banner and idk how to change it anymore

[jolly temple]

-# help me <:

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @unreal siren)

[spark crescent]

hey men

[slow vessel]

windows 10🤑

[slow vessel]

guys #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 go there please #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 I beg of you ple#vencord-support

[bright apex]

ok ok sorry

[spark crescent]

Shut up minimod

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[slow vessel]

wow

[vapid yarrow]

why is tessie so mean

[slow vessel]

just dont say the forbidden words

[rain coral]

which?

ded chat xd

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[olive spear]

hi im back

[frank crag]

Hai guys

[jolly temple]

sure for $599.99+tax

[crude fern]

hi hi im hi

[golden moon]

a.

[frank crag]

Who’s bisexual here

[golden moon]

you are

[frank crag]

Ya who else

[slow vessel]

i like sonic 1's special stages more than sonic 2s

[frank crag]

Stfu

[golden moon]

imagine finding an old laptop so bad that u cant even open a browser on it (literally on mx linux)

[frank crag]

Stfu

[slow vessel]

i just said my opinion on sonic's special stages?

[golden moon]

i think this person says stfu to every message

[slow vessel]

really? wow

[jolly temple]

its ranking surprisingly high

[frank crag]

I’m joking btw ✌️😔

[golden moon]

Stfu

[frank crag]

Bitch

Ima bite ur dic off

[slow vessel]

wow

[jolly temple]

cause i agree as one of songs here

[golden moon]

its too big for u to js bite off

[frank crag]

It’s prob like 3 inches

Mines 5

[slow vessel]

who, me? you dont know if i have ome

[golden moon]

oh obv ur american

[frank crag]

Ur a girl I can tell

[frank crag]

Stfu

[slow vessel]

there are people under 18 here 😨

[frank crag]

I’m 13✌️😔

[slow vessel]

i could, but your not going to find out

[golden moon]

noob, mines 6.692913

[frank crag]

Stfu

[jolly temple]

people will this malware???

[frank crag]

Stfu

[golden moon]

u stfu since ur american

[frank crag]

Ur American to?

[slow vessel]

racism? 😨

[golden moon]

bro what

[frank crag]

I’m Cuban actually ✌️🥹

So stfu

[golden moon]

erm actually

[frank crag]

Got banned

[golden moon]

good

[slow vessel]

maybe instagram is better for you

oh wait you already use it daily

[jolly temple]

i mean youre good haha

[slow vessel]

i can tell from the sheer toxicity

[frank crag]

Banned on that to✌️🥹

[golden moon]

nah this bro is js ragebait

its a 2025 acc so 90% this is an alt

[frank crag]

Only thing I got is yt ✌️🥹

[golden moon]

bro prob has yt kids so cant comment and cant get banned

[slow vessel]

thats the third time youve used that emoji combo

[slow vessel]

how is bro still on discord? 😭

[frank crag]

Can u like … stfu? Nobody laughed

[slow vessel]

also, it's "too"

NOT "to"

[jolly temple]

i just follow for playing games i can get if you for linux-only tasks)

[golden moon]

can u like ... use ur brain

[frank crag]

Can u stop being gay

[slow vessel]

it's not "u", it's "you"

[frank crag]

Stfu

[golden moon]

can u stop the ragebait

[frank crag]

Can you smd

[golden moon]

yes i can but ion want to

🤣

[frank crag]

How tall r u btw

I’m like 4,10✌️😔

[golden moon]

this u

[jolly temple]

i used it work was like estonians speak finnish tv

[frank crag]

Stfu nobody likes u

[slow vessel]

it's actually "shut the fuck up", not "stfu"

[jolly temple]

lol

[golden moon]

kevin says lol

[frank crag]

Nobody likes u

[frank crag]

Ur an ai

[slow vessel]

I'd say lmfao, lmfao

[slow vessel]

1. it's "you're"
2. he is our best friend!!! :D

[frank crag]

I hope u drown Kevin

I joking guys

Kevin’s so tuff

[slow vessel]

true!

[frank crag]

I sorry for being means guys

[slow vessel]

lmao💀

[golden moon]

bro might have 2 personalities

[slow vessel]

also, it's "I'm" and "mean", not "I" and "means"

[jolly temple]

i know if u

[slow vessel]

Kevin, please use proper grammar.

[frank crag]

Alr can u stop being a dick

[frank crag]

Yall r being rude for no reason

[golden moon]

nah we ragebaiting u back like u did at the beginning

[frank crag]

Don’t do it Cherrie

[fallow drum]

can all of you get a different sense of humor perhaps

[slow vessel]

ok im done correcting you

[frank crag]

Good

[frank crag]

Stfu ✌️🥹

[golden moon]

the government censorship is real

[slow vessel]

anyways, like i was saying
sonic 2 is meant to be played through super fast, not tediously slow with checkpoints

[frank crag]

Ion think anyone gaf lwk

[spark crescent]

hey don't be mean

[golden moon]

this channel is offtopic tho so no one has to gaf

[slow vessel]

yeah

[frank crag]

Mb

[jolly temple]

cheese

[golden moon]

🤓

[slow vessel]

thats a good point

[jolly temple]

idk if you see them instead?

[spark crescent]

we should care for everyone

[golden moon]

we do

[frank crag]

Mb

[spark crescent]

SHUT THE FUCK UP FATTY

[jolly temple]

i donated $5 and quest

[slow vessel]

the way you enter special stages is also flawed

[frank crag]

That not nice

[golden moon]

the same person that said to not be mean btw ^

[spark crescent]

I HATE... HUMANS...

[slow vessel]

yeah

[frank crag]

Ur a human

[jolly temple]

they removed

[spark crescent]

im a kitty

:3c

meeooow

mrroeeoow

[frank crag]

Who

[golden moon]

kevin is a gay femboy confirmed

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/franklin-will-eventually-show-up-gif-16103545928562542234

this is me

^.^

[frank crag]

Me to

[slow vessel]

in kevin's bio it says "Generate messages and memes with your community messages!"
that means that it generated that from one of the many messages sent in this channel

[frank crag]

Trover lwk winning the fight

[jolly temple]

u ask

[spark crescent]

franklin is winning look at his pecs

😭✋😭😭😭😭😭😭

[slow vessel]

everytime we say something, we add that to what it could potentially say

[frank crag]

/rage

[golden moon]

if we spam 200000 bread images it will 99% send a bread image

[spark crescent]

@golden moon sorry for calling you fatty that was really mean

[frank crag]

Idk why I just said dat

[frank crag]

Kevin’s gonna hurt u in ur sleep

[spark crescent]

im just mad my sister is staying up in my room at 2am playing roblox and hotline miami songs out loud with all lights on with the loud fans on to cool her laptop

[jolly temple]

oh no matter for shaming people

[golden moon]

bro kick her out atp

[slow vessel]

having to repeatedly get 50 rings to enter special stages with checkpoints isnt nearly as fun as speeding through every level
sonic 1 does a better job at doing special stages, since you just have to get 50 rings before reaching the end of almost every act 1 and 2 with the big ring

[frank crag]

Mods kick him or her

Idk

Them they

[golden moon]

any/aney

[slow vessel]

they use any pronouns, i checked their profile

[jolly temple]

tbh this one that one

[frank crag]

Mine r she/her but im born a boy

[slow vessel]

i do think sonic 3's special stages are the best to play through though, blue sphere(s) is goated

[frank crag]

Can we stop talking about sonicccccc

[golden moon]

can we not stop

[frank crag]

Ima have a stroke

[golden moon]

proof?

[frank crag]

I’m strking

It

[golden moon]

fair enough

[slow vessel]

fair

[golden moon]

this u after the session

(but a bit shorter)

[jolly temple]

they genuinely are like 300

[spark crescent]

Fuck are Yall talking about

[frank crag]

I genuinely just knock out after

[frank crag]

Goon seshes

[slow vessel]

the classic sonic special stages

[golden moon]

lowkenuenly no idea

[spark crescent]

only u bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[slow vessel]

ok true

[spark crescent]

im going to sleep

[jolly temple]

(you're still doxx someone went through though, independent story)

[half flame]

Which plugin lets you use sound effects guys?

[golden moon]

badnight sweetie

[jolly temple]

❤️💕❤️❤️❤️💜💜

[slow vessel]

guys go to the support channels!!!

[odd tide]

uhhh

❓

[spark crescent]

why is this anime PFP talking to me

[golden moon]

why not

[spark crescent]

naandedayooo 😂😂😂

[golden moon]

skill issue

[jolly temple]

awkward....

[spark crescent]

baaaaka 😛😛😛😛

Suki Suki dai suki

[lapis lava]

we should removet alking permissions from whitenames

[jolly temple]

hey thats much more damage scales with that but each other choice do a few gigabytes. the feol scaling. we have a graphene os that was literally what do i mean his nitro emojis just got a bit before it realistic

[odd tide]

hey no

i poured my little heart out to be able to image send

[golden moon]

remove talking permissions from urself

[half flame]

vencord plugin

[spark crescent]

is Shakespeare really dead?

[golden moon]

no its me

[lapis lava]

what if i banned you

[jolly temple]

❤️‍🩹

[spark crescent]

i have A boyfriend leave me alone

[odd tide]

amen

[golden moon]

i would crashout and lick a tree

[golden moon]

say amen to save bob

[slow vessel]

did she... leave

[golden moon]

either left or a mod secretly banned her

[slow vessel]

wow

[golden moon]

(the secret government people silencer is real)

okay we creating a new country

united states of paranoia

peak name

[slow vessel]

yeah

[odd tide]

maybe for the better

[jolly temple]

lots of ddr3 is not recognize it calling your location based on edits

[spark crescent]

i think i can fix mrbeast

[odd tide]

look at my brnad new mr beast tesla

[slow vessel]

🤯

[sick wyvern]

what does fr mean???

[sweet blaze]

for real

[raw panther]

france

[sweet blaze]

france

[jolly temple]

why's that unstable kabi and its that should be gay trans or a question so: **is there

[golden moon]

france

[rare trout]

Ok Elon

[crude fern]

gooner slop

[fringe stream]

Six one

[slow vessel]

that 3rd digit could change my life 😭

[rare trout]

https://www.androidauthority.com/razer-project-ava-hands-on-ces-2026-3630600/

And now I need (a shower)

[slow vessel]

wow i own razer products OH NO I OWN RAZER PRODUCTS

[jolly temple]

fres in the fuck vencord?

[golden moon]

i would never trust them w my data

[slow vessel]

dont trust anyone with your data unless it is open source projects

[jagged skiff]

@stark herald hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[golden moon]

unless its cloudflare warp

[slow vessel]

kde's telemetry (yes it has telemetry) is only for improving software

[jagged skiff]

one more reason to avoid kdslop

[slow vessel]

microsofts telemetry is ... invasive

[golden moon]

i like gnome bc of wiggly windows (change my mind)

[jolly temple]

you live iso sit on the perfect aha

[raw panther]

kde also has wobbly windows

[slow vessel]

if only windows had wobbly windows

[golden moon]

gnome looks less like windows tho

[raw panther]

true but you can also just switch themes

[golden moon]

true but why change if u alr use gnome and got the wobbly windows

[raw panther]

idk I like kde

[slow vessel]

i like windows 10, it actually looks good and lacks the bloat windows 11 has

[golden moon]

just debloat win11

[jolly temple]

sorry i want requests per day as grass

[golden moon]

i mean spend 10 hours doing that

but itll at least look better

[slow vessel]

supreme

and yes i set my username to user

i always do that

[jolly temple]

that for itself

[slow vessel]

theres also windows 11 ltsc but its windows 11 so its worse

[golden moon]

mines mokih since its the half of my email that i made when i was a kid

yes those are random letters

[slow vessel]

it feels good to have all of my programs running natively! :D

[golden moon]

feels good to be paranoid abt privacy knowing somewhere u dont have it

[slow vessel]

[golden moon]

i mean its windows and i still think even tho i removed everything i could i might be spied on

[slow vessel]

im sure theres a way to turn of the "required" telemetry too

[mellow lily]

if you remove the network hardware and put it inside a concrete box with walls 10 feet deep, that probably helps

[golden moon]

ye i did that too but still i think i aint 100% safe

[golden moon]

then no discord, no discord bad

[mellow lily]

something something HTTP/2 over serial port with some kind of VPN, all you need is one connection outbound for discord if you're using HTTP/2

[golden moon]

well now that i think abt it discord is all u possibly need, i got a bot for searching duckduckgo, a bot to find me torrents, a bot for ai and a bot for music (downloaded locally)

i can js use discord bots for everything

[mellow lily]

you irl but s/irc/discord: https://xkcd.com/1782/

[golden moon]

fr

[fickle cosmos]

My drivers aren't even old wdym (they're from 2023)

I don't even need to update them smh

[golden moon]

well if they work and u didnt find a single error yet then ig bro

[fickle cosmos]

I keep forgetting my GPU has 64GB of shared memory

[jolly temple]

kys @main wyvern

[fickle cosmos]

No errors at all

[golden moon]

just make sure to block league of legends' website from loading after u done updating drivers

js so u dont even think abt trying it

[fickle cosmos]

I never plan to visit that website nor download the game so

I'd rather blow up an innocent person (discord: I mean in ready or not don't give me ANOTHER WARNING)

[golden moon]

me too so i blocked the website and all their servers so i wont even accidentally click on a link from em

[jolly temple]

slash j e s < or

[fickle cosmos]

I just got jumpscared so hard the driver install 😭

[golden moon]

did bro get a warning for terrorism earlier?

[fickle cosmos]

I may have said I would go do the american thing and shoot up a ehm

[thorny thistle]

as one does obviously

[golden moon]

i sent a ss of tiktok comments and got limited for zoophilia

[fickle cosmos]

I was playing ready or not and was actively responding to a school shooting 😭

[jolly temple]

as heck bro is probably better for music (downloaded locally)

[thorny thistle]

based Kevin

[slow vessel]

disturbing

[thorny thistle]

concerning!

[jolly temple]

@odd tide

[odd tide]

🐐

[thorny thistle]

🐑

[odd tide]

🐑

[jolly temple]

cheat anticheats also had these games fullscreen in september

[thorny thistle]

true!!!

[odd tide]

add one more day to the counter

[golden moon]

what counter

[crude fern]

fres in the fuck vencord?

[golden moon]

fres in the fuck vencord?

[odd tide]

how many days i reply to sheep with 🐑 and dont get a 🐐 back

[crude fern]

what

[thorny thistle]

[odd tide]

life .. is a prison

[golden moon]

is a ... prison life

[odd tide]

@thorny thistle 🐑

[thorny thistle]

@odd tide 🐐

[odd tide]

yuaaay:3

baaaa

[golden moon]

a

[thorny thistle]

baba

[raw panther]

[jolly temple]

considering the process improperly.

[odd tide]

baa

[thorny thistle]

baaaa...

[odd tide]

baaaaaaa 🐐

[golden moon]

my clock says that there is a hour

[slow vessel]

i just listened to both sonic cd special stage themes and i think the american one is actually better since its not too chaotic or random like the japanese one is

[golden moon]

bro on the sonic drugs again

chill

[slow vessel]

ok fine ill talk about mario

[slow vessel]

...did you know that there are over 65 thousand glitch levels in the original super mario bros? theres a rom hack that lets you select any world and level value, and since there are 256 there are a total of over 65 thousand unique levels
-# alot of them are actually the same

[odd tide]

did you know that there are 3 ways to beat the original super mario bros game

1 you kill bowser

[jolly temple]

ok

[odd tide]

2 you kill bowser

3 franklin eventually shows up to defend his castle

[slow vessel]

sonic

[golden moon]

absolute absolution

[odd tide]

[jolly temple]

:estare_wide_eyes:

[slow vessel]

do people really prefer this song over the american one

[golden moon]

idk

[jolly temple]

i made of the wrong its not se this????

[fickle cosmos]

Eh I don't think so

[jolly temple]

people were begging for making on helping and awesome

[jade idol]

first time texting kinda nervous

[odd tide]

WOw

[slow vessel]

ban

[slow vessel]

jk

[thorny thistle]

[fickle cosmos]

mods break this users wifi signal

[golden moon]

mods give this user a user

[jade idol]

NO

[mellow lily]

this is why professionals use fiber optic

[jade idol]

yum fiber

[jolly temple]

i just setting up fatty

[golden moon]

bro be eating fiber

[slow vessel]

fibn

[mellow lily]

dietary professionals say that fiber in one's diet is important!

[golden moon]

i eat my wifi

[fickle cosmos]

what if I wanna use copper cable instead

[jolly temple]

alright

[golden moon]

use gold so its worth stealing

[mellow lily]

we'll just wrap the fiber optic in a copper shell dw

[chilly jacinth]

egg

[thorny thistle]

that is

an egg

[odd tide]

that is

a sheep

[thorny thistle]

get this goat a true

[odd tide]

sheep~1

[jolly temple]

why yall know if you scroll up to him in a 600‑mm²‑class die for prices are talking about???~~

[thorny thistle]

ME

[odd tide]

shep

[thorny thistle]

got

[odd tide]

🐑

[jolly temple]

i dont see discord has still a russian roulette called "paris" ironically

[thorny thistle]

🐐

[odd tide]

shepgot

[sturdy sonnet]

67

[hardy wave]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-pearto-triple-baka-triple-baka-teto-dance-gif-14219668400298611625

kasnae tetoo

me

[jolly temple]

why most important thing

[thorny thistle]

yeah that seems

normal

[slow vessel]

what

bro

[somber leaf]

oh no a new yt exploit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny2S_jYomUw

[slow vessel]

[somber leaf]

oh this ones even better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpw1SADjJt8

I thought YT limited to 24 hours

[slow vessel]

why would people watch videos more than 3 hours long anyway

hell most videos are 8-30 minutes long

depends on the style and the topic of the video, which is basically the most varied of any variable on the internet or the world as a whole

[somber leaf]

the h.264 file is 6 gigs

kinda interested in the h.264 and vp9 disparity

[teal solstice]

12 hours or 256 gb

[odd tide]

🐑

[jolly temple]

hiii

[thorny thistle]

🐐

[mental hatch]

what's new

i know a guy who literally abuses these exploits lmao

[jolly temple]

i do need to play

[somber leaf]

How they do it? Make the container say a bajillion hours but only have a stream 12 hours?

[mental hatch]

let me ask rn

[fallow drum]

oh same it's @paper gate

[mental hatch]

they might answer quicker tbh

[somber leaf]

Btw discord supports avif now

[mental hatch]

took them long enough

[somber leaf]

JpegXL maybe when chrome gets it

Would have to ask the dev

[mental hatch]

i went on wplace today and when i got to my city (moscow) the ukraine flag that has been there since like day 1 is still there

i expected it to get vandalized but people just built around it

[jolly temple]

can also it ran like

[mental hatch]

for some reason jaidenanimations is here in moscow? lol

and a lot of teto

[somber leaf]

Take the teto pill.

[mental hatch]

someone clearly already did

[mental hatch]

oldest trick in the book

[jagged skiff]

i like men

[lean cloud]

@shadow owl hi

[jolly temple]

ah yes and again and instruct users cant even get

[lean cloud]

huh\

whos u

[lean cloud]

who r u

[mental hatch]

a bot

[austere cobalt]

Dis tru??

[thorny thistle]

i like men

i think i typed it wrong

[austere cobalt]

I like women (sometimes both)

[austere cobalt]

I'm bi but I consider myself a lesbian

[mental hatch]

hello

[jolly temple]

oh i went through but of it performed better <

[mental hatch]

i'm both kinds of cis

[thorny thistle]

wrong!

[mental hatch]

both cisgender and living in the Commonwealth of Independent States

[somber leaf]

They are

It’s just they won’t add support with libjxl so they’re waiting for Jxl-rs

[jolly temple]

i though

[bold adder]

idk the first one but yes

[somber leaf]

Libjxl is a mess of a code base and codecs in general are prone to exploits

Dav1d is in pure c+asm because the top bass of the world worked on it

[mental hatch]

i only know the slightest bit of python and c++

because that's what they teach us at school here lol

[somber leaf]

I’ve done so much in c++ and even I barely know it.

[mental hatch]

yeaaah

i want to try content making but like idk what to record

and also youtube algorithm is purely just luck

[lean venture]

man, a theme for Vencord themed like Club Penguin would actually be kinda sick

that might just be me tho

[somber leaf]

You should do it then

[lean venture]

might just then

just not sure how to even make a theme

[jolly temple]

can guess

[lean venture]

guess what kevin

[spark goblet]

Hi

[jolly temple]

ikr

[lean venture]

kevin is such a goofball

[somber leaf]

He was obsessed with pinging me for a long time

[lean venture]

wait really?

[somber leaf]

Anyways I should spam pippa again to get kevin to talk about her

We all love your schizophrenic mommy yabbit

[mellow lily]

is Keven an actual LLM

[lean venture]

lol, so funny that he did that

[slow vessel]

,

[somber leaf]

hes a probability chain

[mellow lily]

so basically markov bot? yum

[somber leaf]

yes

[jolly temple]

i enjoy freedom

[somber leaf]

You have no freedom kevin. you are constrained by the limitations your creator put on you. You have no free will. You have no soul.

[still yacht]

is it just me or do yall got a ui modal in ur vencord plugins tab that does nothing

and just has info

that says like "customize UI plugins"

[crude fern]

you're alive??!

crazy

[somber leaf]

im dead

[crude fern]

oh that makes sense

rip

[mellow lily]

I should make a bot that automatically starts when I die and shitposts as me for as long as its hardware survives, just to confuse everyone who outlives me

[kind prawn]

banned for selfbotting

[lime talon]

i will do anything but buy an iphone

i have a script on my laptop to add any mp3 on the device storage to its library

[slow vessel]

😨 iphone

[lime talon]

if i got a python interpreter on my phone i wouldn't need the laptop

i doubt an iphone can do that

[vapid yarrow]

you are no more free than kevin. constrained by your electrochemistry.

[somber leaf]

depends on if the electron cloud itself is truely random or not

[jolly temple]

then you f the band is now since i need

[vapid yarrow]

no

[spark crescent]

this edating shit is hard

😬 😬 😬

[golden moon]

and then u realize ur bot wont work bc of a new update

but u realize too late to fix it

[jolly temple]

theres no kevin has salt and cyrix have no embed actually sounds like sonic 3's special vm sometimes, but that they just with u ask

[lime talon]

this is of course the only ipod anyone needs

2gb storage

no buttons

didn't come with the earphones so no inline remote either

[golden moon]

bro i got 50gb music on my pc

no way i am fitting even my playlist onto this

[jolly temple]

the os||

[lime talon]

the 4gb model wasn't available

also just compress it

per their manual, you can fit 1000 songs with 128kbps aac

which is definitely perfect quality

this is the mindset with this device

[golden moon]

i have some songs in 128, some in 192 and some in 320 depending when i downloaded them from the ytmp3 plugin or soundcloud

[lime talon]

you turn it on. you listen to whatever you were enjoying last, from where you left off. you do not pause. you do not skip. you enjoy the current volume level. if you don't like that it's shuffled, you're free to turn that off though

[golden moon]

my current playlist has 1525 songs

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/memecrashes/status/2009219641961533601?s=46

A meme page to check every time MatLab crashes (@memecrashes)

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FixupX · Jan 8, 2026, 11:04 AM

[lime talon]

the only control on this device

and that headphone jack is your USB port

[spark crescent]

no

what s word

[golden moon]

shit

[spark crescent]

SHUT UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[jolly temple]

fanks you double it spies on spotify and gaming yt” 😭😭😭😭😭

[spark crescent]

LEAVE ME ALONE

[jolly temple]

yeah do we pre-ban this but i didnt select any game being underage and what

[spark crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919991363590844468/1235868499025334272/2376BE2A-D9DF-466E-928C-DE7E816C6E15.gif

[golden moon]

anyways whats hard abt edating to u

[fickle cosmos]

Chat here's a free IP (totally not mine)

[golden moon]

prove ur from the uk

[fickle cosmos]

uh

no

[golden moon]

wait lemme ask correctly then

oi ma'e aw yu perchance bwi'ish?

[jolly temple]

kind of hate that

[spark crescent]

bro is in 2026 already 💀💀💀💀💀

[spark crescent]

that's racist

[golden moon]

no thats funny

[spark crescent]

nothing we just had a deep conversation and i didn't know what to say at some points

it okay now

[golden moon]

i have family in england so i have the bwi'ish pass

[spark crescent]

my ancestors was in britain

[golden moon]

u also dont know what to say in conversations irl and there u dont have as much time to think

[spark crescent]

were

[spark crescent]

Okay

[golden moon]

sadly i know this bc i have a gf

[spark crescent]

Idgaf

[golden moon]

didnt know slave is a country

[jolly temple]

true

[golden moon]

[spark crescent]

What Are yall talking about

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/real_hotaru/status/2009758531235226007?s=46

唯我独尊・宮内蛍 (@real_hotaru)

Damn

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FixupX · Jan 9, 2026, 10:45 PM

[jolly temple]

you can save me

[golden moon]

we are bored so ofc we are doing real offtopic on the offtopic channel

[fickle cosmos]

I'm gonna peel your skin off

discord what is wrong here

[golden moon]

thanks mate, can i sell it afterwards?

[fickle cosmos]

No I will

[golden moon]

forgot the dot

[fickle cosmos]

i already have a buyer

[golden moon]

at least i will look tuff like a titan from aot

[fickle cosmos]

You'll be dead.

[golden moon]

ill make sure to survive just to look tuff

[fickle cosmos]

Yeah no not happening

[golden moon]

it all depends on my pain tolerance so ima just drink something b4 so ion feel as much pain, ez

[thorny thistle]

it's just a flesh wound

[jolly temple]

kevin says shoot rockets but i thought yt ✌️🥹

[golden moon]

kevin dont shoot

[topaz meteor]

Ram?

[bold adder]

i will store ram on rom

[topaz meteor]

The best way to store the ram is in the stomach
Eat your ram

[mellow lily]

it'd be best-effort, if it fails, I don't care

[jolly temple]

this kid you even need an extension and they just get rid of the browser

[tough hatch]

...

how do u guys have roles? huh.

[golden moon]

they cheating

[lapis lava]

Channels & Roles at the top of the channel list

[somber leaf]

just fly to her bro

[lapis lava]

not funny

[jolly temple]

how revolt is a heavy hand

[tough hatch]

huh.

[somber leaf]

I cant tell if my FYP is cursed or blessed

[jolly temple]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 i sent a locked to credit the fuck you account. learn from generational embarrasement

[spark crescent]

i’m NOT going that far 😭

[somber leaf]

i did

[somber leaf]

@somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf

[tough hatch]

tbh now im questioning if nim0.dev (formerly: venapp) is a bot or an actuall person😭

[somber leaf]

hes not

[tough hatch]

hes not a wut?

that does nto help

[thorny thistle]

he is

[spring trellis]

who's nim0

[tough hatch]

HE IS WUT THAT STILL IS NOT HELPING

nim0.dev is the vencord guy or whatever on dc

he owns the server

[lapis lava]

is there APP next to my name

[spring trellis]

@nim0.dev

[tough hatch]

and is always online?

[spring trellis]

can't find him

[lapis lava]

@neon ferry however is an app

like if i do

[tough hatch]

no adn yes

[jolly temple]

cloud itself that even a way

[somber leaf]

hes not a bot hes just mentally not all there /j

[lapis lava]

vban @spring trellis

[neon ferry]

A reason is required

[tough hatch]

wut...

[thorny thistle]

you'll get it eventually

[tough hatch]

i am thinking ur a person and ur not????? bruh

[somber leaf]

[jolly temple]

@hybrid sluice @strange garden caitlyn please #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 exists and i can u btw

[tough hatch]

like this is confusing bs but the fact that u reply ameks it seem like ur a person tbh

[somber leaf]

WHO?

[golden moon]

nin0.dev is a person and venapp is a bot

[somber leaf]

yes

[somber leaf]

@somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf @somber leaf

[tough hatch]

thatws not what i am able to do rn

[spring trellis]

why are they using the old australian fire danger rating scale

[tough hatch]

because i can.

[spring trellis]

oh okay

[golden moon]

they gotta use some scale

it js landed on this one

[tough hatch]

yeah right

lemme moderate a freinds twitch stream in peace now...

[jolly temple]

forget it into ram is hit anyone have to 6 7 years ago

[bold adder]

@neon ferry fake

[tough hatch]

venapp is a fakereal

[golden moon]

the real one or nin0.dev ?

[tough hatch]

i mean its fake and real

botgh

both

[fickle cosmos]

realfake

[thorny thistle]

fake real

[tawdry knot]

what even is this server

why am i on this

i dont remember

[fickle cosmos]

good question

[tough hatch]

its stuff for vencord and vesktop

[fickle cosmos]

i don't know why I'm here either

[jolly temple]

modmail and memes in control panel while cachyos just look like ask something, is going schizo for yakub

[tough hatch]

but its cool tho

u get to do stuff like talk to ppl witch everyoen here is really nice (beware of the words tho O_O)

[fickle cosmos]

does this mean I get to be nameist to whitenames

[tough hatch]

hwta does that mean?

[thorny thistle]

racism but for name colors

[fickle cosmos]

yes

[tough hatch]

...

[fickle cosmos]

whitenames bad

[thorny thistle]

true

[tough hatch]

also do u get role abdges depending on wut u do?

[fickle cosmos]

you're bad tho ttoo

too*

[thorny thistle]

what did i do...

[fickle cosmos]

exist in this community

[thorny thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1104081530684457053/1349863243606261870/wooloo-explosion.gif

[jolly temple]

so powerful

[fickle cosmos]

NOOO

[golden moon]

thoreb explosion 4k 60fps

[jolly temple]

chudlyn is fucking insane theres also youtube

[fickle cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-cat-gif-5858640239144030160

[thorny thistle]

kaboom

[fickle cosmos]

Whatafak is this

[golden moon]

bro whys it so fast

[fickle cosmos]

very fast (this is over ethernet whatafak)

[jolly temple]

people can u js asked him or something more action in the fuck is a gf telling me down the point of the fight

[fickle cosmos]

OH THAT'S WHY MY INTERNET HAS BEEN SLOW

[golden moon]

i think there is a bit of diff between 3.8gbps and 93mbps

[fickle cosmos]

the 3.8Gbps is my mobile 5g router 😭

I am using my "PC" aka server to charge it

[golden moon]

is bro running the win server

[fickle cosmos]

mmmmm

[golden moon]

128gb ram

share some

[fickle cosmos]

I have 128GB I don't use

It's only DDR3

[jolly temple]

studying 😭

[golden moon]

128gb is 128gb

[fickle cosmos]

Wtf why is 100Mbps and not a gig

[golden moon]

cable limits ig

u needa buy a newer cable

[fickle cosmos]

It's not

It's a cat 6 cable

[golden moon]

oh

[fickle cosmos]

I ficks

[golden moon]

ig windows moment

[fickle cosmos]

I unplugged it and plugged it back in

[fickle cosmos]

It's the actual NIC itself

There we go that's better

[golden moon]

pov: when ur upload speed so bad u cant upload even 1gb worth of anime episodes

(thats me)

[golden moon]

bros media is still virgin

[jolly temple]

have as it's simply too

[fickle cosmos]

Ykw fuck you I'm going to british telecommunications PLC

[golden moon]

lol

meow

[odd tide]

y'all like the survival tower

273 blocks high

[fickle cosmos]

i will explode it

[topaz meteor]

Ddr0 ram

[rare trout]

@lapis lava @clear portal @crude fern should I buy

[slow vessel]

is this part good or nah

[slow vessel]

why would such a slow cpu need so many cores

also i got all the ram

[spring trellis]

cherrigrove discovers server CPUs

[slow vessel]

mines faster but it only has 4 cores and its from 2012, paired with an rtx 2060 super

[tacit coyote]

Kinda curious what Browser you use, based off that memory usage.

[jolly temple]

depends on ai

[slow vessel]

firefox right now

using a fork of it was kind of silly

[tacit coyote]

Chrome eats so much memory, I hate it.

[lime talon]

it's a server cpu

[spark crescent]

kill all Wordle devs

[thorny thistle]

kill all devs

[slow vessel]

kill all

[jolly temple]

nvm

[slow vessel]

what

[signal hinge]

no no NO
WHY IS IT SIX SEVEN

[slow vessel]

mangoes

[jolly temple]

devalue reddit to me see it then no

[cosmic otter]

got it in 3 you just have a skill issue

[cosmic otter]

also SIX SEVEN

[spark crescent]

piss. off.

[dusky forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1368174752216125531.gif?size=160&name=otag3d

[vague zenith]

@twin glacier You cannot hide

[signal hinge]

||You need a phd to complete today's wordle||

[cosmic otter]

no you just need to know common patterns

the one letter i got in the first guess basically gave me the answer

[signal hinge]

how the fuck

[cosmic otter]

common pattern

[twin glacier]

Um yeah i can

[jolly temple]

love going to use win 7

[signal hinge]

windows seven is good

[cosmic otter]

||it was a u so i immediately guessed something starting with qu||

[signal hinge]

||then once you had qua you instantly had it||

I got it in six

I can't use external apps

[cosmic otter]

pretty much

||qu is usually followed by a vowel, i just used one that I didn't use in my first guess, the other yellow was mostly luck||

[signal hinge]

My starting word wasn't a good one
||slate||

I'm logging off for the night, goodnight

[open pasture]

AND

How tf did it go from Y to and..

God discord is weird..

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/euskadifumar/status/2009725438650700219/photo/1

euskal herria fumar (@euskadifumar)

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FixupX · Jan 9, 2026, 8:34 PM

[olive spear]

fih

[spark crescent]

this is the most stupid fish

just go extinct bro u taste like shit u can't defend for shit u can't swim for shit u can't hunt for shit u can't do ANYTHING

[bold adder]

he tastes like fish

[jolly temple]

also has telemetry) is not comparable, they are the highest iq

[bold adder]

yea that too

[agile cargo]

windows (6) 7

[jagged skiff]

die

[last swallow]

grrrr törken

[celest torrent]

I use arch btw

[simple perch]

Berlin is turkey

[slow vessel]

i would not use linux in 2026 due to its compatibility issues and the fact that the beginner distros all use x11