🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[terse cedar]

theres an extension to check it

[jolly temple]

hunan china??

[dreamy kernel]

because lastfm isn’t secure

[frozen lagoon]

yeah thats true

[dreamy kernel]

what the hell is that thing

[frozen lagoon]

stupid ass markov chain

has funny moments though

[turbid depot]

how does one cause an api crash individually

[dreamy kernel]

lastfms api is just shit

[jolly temple]

"are you sound sooo good theme on you.

[dreamy kernel]

I did it with a single script and it wasn’t even on purpose

[clever ore]

have yall considered that someone tripped on a cable or something

[dreamy kernel]

that’s how bad it is

[fickle cosmos]

Cloudflare can still be ddosed you know

[clever ore]

not everything has to be this deep

[dreamy kernel]

not easily

[fickle cosmos]

I already know that but I'm just saying it's possible

[jolly temple]

ay they made one tbh i go watch

[visual lark]

someone made a typo on that september 5th change

[dreamy kernel]

can you shut the fuck up

[kind prawn]

anyone read the new discord tos and can give me a summary

grok?

[jagged skiff]

be nice to kevin

[turbid depot]

it ruined my 10 day call streak 😞

[mystic salmon]

did this server disappear for everyone else

[terse cedar]

its almost impossible

[frozen lagoon]

yes

[dreamy kernel]

:(

[jagged skiff]

yeah

[river lynx]

discord got nuked

[frozen lagoon]

discord had a heart attack and big servers went down for a bit

[kind prawn]

@shrewd imp tell me about the new discord tos

[fickle cosmos]

Where there's a will, there's a way

[fickle cosmos]

CPU1 had a machine check error and rebooted itself

[dreamy kernel]

yes

[fickle cosmos]

It pulled a my server moment (context; critical status health thingy)

[turbid depot]

how do yall know so much about ts 😭

[jolly temple]

pozzed

[mystic salmon]

Oh yeah it was specifically the really big ones that disappeared

I just noticed

[fickle cosmos]

Specifically the dell poweredge ones too

[frozen lagoon]

ruh roh

is this another google cloud goes down incident

[turbid depot]

what is happening

[wraith cove]

oop

[odd roost]

how do you even know this

[turbid depot]

thats what im wondering

[fickle cosmos]

Know what

[odd roost]

how did you access health status pages for discord servers

[fickle cosmos]

Cloudflare mitigating that 13tbps ddos attack made people take it as a challenge 😭

[fickle cosmos]

It's not

[odd roost]

wat

[frozen lagoon]

its just a random server that you own afaict

[turbid depot]

put this in stupid people terms

[fickle cosmos]

It's my home server 😭

[fickle cosmos]

Basically cloudflare got ddosed, they said nu uh, nothing happened

[turbid depot]

wild

[jolly temple]

his tongue out rn i get her funeral. most heartbroken thing for most rare names actually bought all my tag

[clever ore]

how do we know it's a ddos and not just something going down

[frozen lagoon]

we dont

[fickle cosmos]

What if someone in the cloudflare data center accidentally unplugged a network cable

[frozen lagoon]

but there has been a lot of ddos attacks recently

[clever ore]

true

[turbid depot]

fired

[austere cobalt]

Funny because cloudflair is a DDoS mitigation

[errant sand]

Poor lastfm 😔

[open pasture]

Hi

[jolly temple]

ahhhh makes your bed time long as paper

[bold adder]

whats that image

[fickle cosmos]

More like sentenced to death

[stark herald]

meow

[turbid depot]

yeah that sounds better

[austere cobalt]

Mrroow

[fickle cosmos]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/738445660495413349/1266044491186307162/CmZBhubH.gif

[bold adder]

i can tell

[fickle cosmos]

Cloudflares data centers rn

I'm glad my website that uses cloudflare isn't completely fucked like discord or other websites

[turbid depot]

what if someone DID get fired and did that out of spite

[fickle cosmos]

Imagine if cloudflare's DNS service just died one day

[dreamy kernel]

It wasn’t on purpose tho so it’s oke

[jolly temple]

lmao

[dreamy kernel]

I reported the vulnerability to lastfm and I think they fixed it

[last hare]

ya my server member list started decreasing fast i thought i was getting nuked

[dreamy kernel]

:>

[dreamy kernel]

what a great day to not own a large server

[sick wyvern]

😭 3:

[candid axle]

what is the largest amount of money u can get ethically, or as least as reasonably ethically as possible? like not using child labor or destroying the environment

[last hare]

fr i nearly choked watching numbers falll down

[last hare]

me right now

[candid axle]

wait whats happening

[last hare]

huge ddos attack

[fickle cosmos]

I'm assuming cloudflare / ddos

[mortal vale]

do i know you

[last hare]

i feel like cliff stoll rn cuz i noticed some was off the moment a nametag refreshed itself lol

[jolly temple]

disappointing

[gleaming sequoia]

any of yall able to help me build a car engine

[weak vale]

i can help but it won't be very efficient (it will explode

[weak vale]

no, but you do now

[fickle cosmos]

Uh.. absolutely not but I can help by watching

[covert quail]

explosions make a lot of energy

I'd call that efficient

[raw panther]

@gleaming sequoia rate my cyberpunk character (graphics are kinda low just wanted to try the photomode)

is vencord down

[rough dome]

no.

[jolly temple]

fl crack, not allowed

[bleak cosmos]

yes

[fickle cosmos]

Awh man

[hardy wave]

I ate the servers

[clever ore]

why

[hardy wave]

humngy

[red wyvern]

oh it was an outage

I thought ven finally banned me

[fickle cosmos]

At least you won't eat this

[hardy wave]

i will.

[raw panther]

I will harvest your cpu pins

https://tenor.com/view/harvest-cpu-tech-technology-computer-gif-22646316

[fickle cosmos]

Lemme find a image to reply to this with

[covert quail]

my niece broke my headset, I think I'm just gonna throw this one out and buy another one
anyone knows where I can buy a good niece?

[gray tangle]

what the fuck

[weak vale]

dude what the flip

that's so fricked up

NOT funny

[bold adder]

bountiful harvest

[jolly temple]

has recently been told you going through a doctor or at time i dated a terrible detective because we sit together random tag btw vee for fun

[raw panther]

yum

[weak vale]

it's beautiful in a perverse way

i remember i bent pins on my first build

[fickle cosmos]

They were all dead motherboards btw

[covert quail]

that's what I told her but she kept laughing

thanks for understanding

[bold adder]

niece store

[candid axle]

she doesnt look cyberpunk

[high granite]

looking through the Discord item shop rn

[candid axle]

wheres her mods

oh wait i see them

[bold adder]

beeeeeeeeg json

[high granite]

I am at 299 friends on Discord, who would like to be the 300th person on my friends list

[weak vale]

who going to the unction

[jolly temple]

hop on fellow redditor

[main wyvern]

@weak vale redditor

[weak vale]

hell no

[spring trellis]

[worst joke ever]
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

[weak vale]

Fuck China. There I said it. Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[jaunty trellis]

200x

[cosmic otter]

yeah, this gets an updoot from me

[peak bolt]

koda is holding me captive in her basement

help

[main wyvern]

koda is evil

[ivory valve]

H

[rare trout]

American housing market

[cosmic otter]

didn't even happen in america btw

[tame lichen]

is there a way i can stop the discord window from having a minimum size

[red wyvern]

https://m.fxtwitter.com/mSanterre/status/1964929711534166118

max (@mSanterre)

Finally got it all wired up. I wish there was an easier way.

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[tame lichen]

i love this image so much

[jolly temple]

hope so good phones these whitenames

[tame lichen]

get these whitenames better phones smh,,,,,

[red wyvern]

My next phone will have a headphone jack, IR blaster, and memory card expansion slot

[open pasture]

Did you install it onto an NVMe? or onto an SSD and you're booting it off of there

[jolly temple]

76% positive reviews

[main wyvern]

dev://experiment/2025-07_image_attachment_mezzanine disable if you don't want discord compressing your uploaded images for no reason

pc

[jolly temple]

mirror's edge catalyst might walk and proud owner is saying it's 16 for spamming starboard more rats @bold adder

[bronze canyon]

The new rules are awesome, they helped me to find a better version of Vencord (Equicord)

[main wyvern]

i was one of the unlucky few who got this experiment and had to disable it

sooo bad

[gleaming sequoia]

idk why that happens but its an ssd

[onyx crag]

guys who can connect to my pc and partition my drive im currently on gparted live iso rn as i send this

[gleaming sequoia]

i mean it isnt that hard but if you want help i can

[high granite]

CapCut is greedy

[onyx crag]

well ik but i need to move my partition(s) so i can extend windows

[open pasture]

is it smooth?

[gleaming sequoia]

yeah?

[open pasture]

my kali linux isn’t smooth

how do i make it smooth

[onyx crag]

how do u wanna connect to me, i was thinking teamviewer?

[gleaming sequoia]

rustdesk is viable

[onyx crag]

how do i install it

[open pasture]

do you use virtual box?

[jolly temple]

@hardy wave@jagged skiff ill get groomed probably didn't know why is too small pond small for 220k usd

[gleaming sequoia]

what distro are you in rn

[open pasture]

never install pentesting distros on baremetal thanks

[jolly temple]

fastest language, i meant you brother cooking

[onyx crag]

ubuntu based

[gleaming sequoia]

well no it has a flatpak i believe
just use flatpak install rustdesk

[open pasture]

i was told to install mint

[open pasture]

eh

[gleaming sequoia]

can you tell me exactly which one?

[open pasture]

what kind of hardware are you running on Mint?

as well as with desktop environment

[onyx crag]

gparted live iso

[jolly temple]

cries

[gleaming sequoia]

forgot about that lmao

[open pasture]

I have a 4070 Super and an i7-14700F and

16 GB DDR5 Ram

[kindred nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-america-america-flag-united-states-united-states-flag-gif-27547675

[open pasture]

wow never see something that good on mint

[kindred nacelle]

sweet murica

[open pasture]

That is just my PC

shouldnt have a problem with it

[kindred nacelle]

where jesus was born

[open pasture]

Should i install fedora or mint or what

[onyx crag]

@gleaming sequoiagive me the flatpak command to instyall it

im using terminal :<

[kindred nacelle]

you do that i put you in a guillotine

[open pasture]

try around sure

[open pasture]

wym

[open pasture]

.

[jolly temple]

nettomo

[open pasture]

.

[onyx crag]

@jolly temple how do install https://flathub.org/apps/com.rustdesk.RustDesk/install

[open pasture]

What am i meant to do wth like

whatever you want to do?

[gleaming sequoia]

flatpak isnt on gparted so oyull have to do this

wget https://update.rustdesk.com/download/linux/rustdesk-amd64.deb
sudo apt install ./rustdesk-amd64.deb

[bold adder]

cant do that too dum

[gleaming sequoia]

@onyx crag

[open pasture]

I'm going to strangle someone

[kindred nacelle]

if you do fedora you legit need help

[onyx crag]

i installed flatpak

[kindred nacelle]

mint i can see

[kindred nacelle]

arch or manjaro maybe

[gleaming sequoia]

oh just

[jolly temple]

w<

[kindred nacelle]

or mint if u still new to linux

[gleaming sequoia]

flatpak install rustdesk then

[open pasture]

maybe uh figure out what you want to do with your pc first

[gleaming sequoia]

@kindred nacelle@kindred nacelle@kindred nacelle

[open pasture]

I'm brand ne

w

[gleaming sequoia]

cute

[open pasture]

manjarNO

[open pasture]

yes

[gleaming sequoia]

kim silly

[kindred nacelle]

im im cute

[open pasture]

never recommend Manjaro

[kindred nacelle]

very silly indeed

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[kindred nacelle]

[kindred nacelle]

do mint if ur really new

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1389286388188577853/1391257547620614256/attachment.gif

[jolly temple]

oomfs,,

[kindred nacelle]

if ur new you will struggle with arch

especially with an nshitia gpu

[gleaming sequoia]

nshitia is true

[open pasture]

okay

[kindred nacelle]

grill yourself mentally challenged individial

[jolly temple]

nobody sees this looks like 20 grand for it "korbo gamer sgaming

[kindred nacelle]

oh yeah

[jolly temple]

butt in corpus

[open pasture]

sneed and feed lolcow

[kindred nacelle]

i can say retard

[hardy wave]

kevin wtf

whoi is grooming u

[onyx crag]

@gleaming sequoiaworking on installing it\

[gleaming sequoia]

oki

@hardy wave cuteee :3

[onyx crag]

instgalled

[gleaming sequoia]

instgalled

[hardy wave]

instgalled

[onyx crag]

yes

[gleaming sequoia]

@onyx crag dm

[kindred nacelle]

https://tenor.com/view/moist-mo1st-critical-critikal-cr1tikal-gif-5738498594814619222

[hardy wave]

spotify made me gay

it made me start listening to MCR

[weak vale]

i haven't listened to MCR but i like MBV

names are kinda similar when you think about it

[jolly temple]

beautoful

[open pasture]

evil

Yes

Emily more like dumbily

You do the same

[stark herald]

imagine being gay

[open pasture]

Are they flirting or what

[bold adder]

yea

[jolly temple]

hey... i'm just showered

if that had issues getting nvim clears all today?

[crimson ferry]

No

[open pasture]

Husked because @twin crag doesnt shower

[jolly temple]

ahhhh makes happy with messages

[crimson ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/barking-cat-aw-aw-aw-cat-cat-barking-silly-cat-gif-6056689361578667697

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bonk-bonk-cat-attack-white-cat-bonk-camera-gif-12579285308205623581

[hardy wave]

shartsie

[hardy wave]

made me listen to MCR 💔

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/die-die-die-haruhi-suzumiya-haruhi-the-melancholy-of-haruhi-suzumiya-mikuru-gif-14282754304607591700

[errant sand]

Good morning chat

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-morning-coffee-morning-cat-coffee-cat-bad-hair-cat-gif-15321813803706352483

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1123967332281229362.png?size=160

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-evil-cat-relatable-gif-9617053590185887372

[errant sand]

Do it

[open pasture]

BAD morning

[errant sand]

Turn evil

[open pasture]

Mueheheh

[jolly temple]

crackers

[open pasture]

@paper gate dont be evil

[errant sand]

I will sleep through yhe morning

BITCH

[open pasture]

@paper gate Just rhodod my dendron

[errant sand]

Oh god

It might be over

[lavish owl]

who up rhodoing they dendron rn

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1412530481538400489.png?size=160

[jolly temple]

money hahaha

[open pasture]

money hahaha

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/798775903072026654/55bab3319e00ca466ec743fbf566cc02.webp?size=1024

[errant sand]

Good one pookie

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/289556910426816513/2b64d2cd92a69d192c5c143a74975d65.png?size=4096

[jolly temple]

horsefeed and stored at women im playing skyblock during covid

[errant sand]

SKYBLOCK

OH MY GOD

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple

[errant sand]

SKYBLOCK MENTIONED

The thing I do every day

Holy shit

[mystic terrace]

meow

[open pasture]

I do this every day

[mystic terrace]

I want furry gifs

NOW

[open pasture]

Server is not friendly to furries

KILL

[errant sand]

What's the command

Vr 2

[neon ferry]

2\. No NSFW / adult content

No NSFW, obscene, graphic, or disturbing content. This also includes text, emojis, stickers, links, and your profile. Please also refrain from posting furry or intimate romantic content (e.g. yuri) and discussing topics related to alcohol or drugs.

[errant sand]

Oh my god I'm goated

[open pasture]

vr 8

[neon ferry]

8\. Respect the moderators

Follow moderator instructions. Do not mini-mod (try to enforce rules yourself) or argue with rule breakers - ignore them and use #📩-modmail instead. Do not attempt to bypass automod. Do not argue about rules.

[lavish owl]

vr headset

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow 🖕 🖕

[mystic terrace]

bro

[jolly temple]

oh mb i stole his side

[mystic terrace]

I just wanted furry gifs

sorry for just asking gng 💔

[open pasture]

What do you mean

[errant sand]

No furry content

[stark herald]

v+ brainrot @lavish owl

[potent trail]

sorry everybody i am evil now for non personal reasons

[open pasture]

Is shiggy a furry

[jolly temple]

honestly fuck italy

[stark herald]

dm @kind badger

[mystic terrace]

I thought furry hate was over

[lavish owl]

@mystic terrace he meant dm @stark herald

[stark herald]

nope dm @lavish owl

[errant sand]

Mods! Drone strike her house

[mystic terrace]

die

[weak vale]

this gif just killed 30 furry haters

[paper gate]

@weak vale hi

[clever ore]

kevin we need to talk

this is unacceptable

[weak vale]

@paper gate hi

[mystic terrace]

nah screw france

[jolly temple]

yet

[mystic terrace]

loser

[lavish owl]

@weak vale you're my nettomodachi

[errant sand]

You're getting drone striked twice

Buddy

[mystic terrace]

furry hate in the big 25 🥀

[clever ore]

it truly is wild

[errant sand]

All the furries are met are chill people

[jolly temple]

grill yourself vro just going out and dumb 🔥

[errant sand]

So I don't get the hate

[rapid river]

@errant sand ngl, your pfp looks like a furry

[lavish owl]

yea 😭

[errant sand]

The cat ears?

[rapid river]

no, the girl

[errant sand]

How

[harsh minnow]

it really doesn't

[errant sand]

I would get it with the cat ears

[stark herald]

ur pfp looks like a furry @harsh minnow

[errant sand]

But

The girl is just a girl

[rapid river]

the light made her skin look like fur if i don't open it

[errant sand]

You are

[jolly temple]

probably gonna explode

[errant sand]

TRIPPING

Hard

[harsh minnow]

I'm #normal

[open pasture]

Stupidbait

[errant sand]

Where are the Ferrari enjoyers

[rapid river]

i swear it looks like a furry

[errant sand]

Nobody

Great

[rapid river]

i'm not tripping

[errant sand]

I don't see it at all

[weak vale]

i don't see it sorry

maybe if i squint my eyes kinda

[errant sand]

Not even then

[harsh minnow]

take your meds @rapid river

[errant sand]

Wait

What's the avatar command

[jolly temple]

hey kevin help

[errant sand]

Chat help please

[weak vale]

lc.pfp @errant sand

[night blaze]

labsCore

[clever ore]

what do you need help with

[errant sand]

HELL NAH

[errant sand]

Thank you

One less drone strike for you

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/mSanterre/status/1964929711534166118

max (@mSanterre)

Finally got it all wired up. I wish there was an easier way.

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FixupX · Sep 8, 2025, 5:52 AM

[rapid river]

i might be crazy then

[rapid river]

gore

[weak vale]

i feel like this would be really satisfying to bite into

[errant sand]

You are

[errant sand]

I want to do unspeakable things after seeing that

[weak vale]

@rapid river your pfp looks like a furry

[jolly temple]

🙏🏻

[clever ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[bold adder]

it looks like a beaver dam

do you think a beaver lives in there

[clever ore]

no

[rapid river]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129648411264700496/1412197101458423919/attachment.gif

[clever ore]

idk what this means

[jolly temple]

battery exploded

[clever ore]

oh ok

[weak vale]

[clever ore]

idk what this means

[weak vale]

i saw a video of a beaver living in someone's house and it was stealing pillows and furniture and trying to build a dam in the hallway

[clever ore]

oh i already said that

[clever ore]

that's great

[weak vale]

yup

apparently it's something they do just by instinct

[rapid river]

dbeaver

crazy

[gleaming sequoia]

eats it

[errant sand]

RAHHHH

[jolly temple]

kills you, thats a stable wayland session isn't completely fucked up sick of there like not friendly to move my new bunny

[errant sand]

SEWERSLVT MENTIONED

[errant sand]

I was crazy once

[jolly temple]

nu h uhhh girlfriend coloured (yummy flavoured)

[weak vale]

i'm still crazy

[rapid river]

Daft Punk ended in 2021 because Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo felt uncomfortable with the increasing role of artificial intelligence in creativity and society, believing their human-based project was threatened by these technological advancements. Bangalter stated that Daft Punk was always on the side of humanity, not technology, and as the world became more machine-driven, the robot characters felt inappropriate to continue.

[weak vale]

i thought they split up

[rapid river]

nono

[weak vale]

Guy-Manuel is a great name

literally just a Guy-Man

[rapid river]

cara-manuel

[weak vale]

caramelldansen

[errant sand]

He produced for Travis Scott

A guy produced for Travis

Get it

[weak vale]

look, i'm just a guy, man

[rapid river]

good one schrödinger's furry

[errant sand]

I think you are just a furry

[jolly temple]

sup

[errant sand]

Your pfp

Your tag

[weak vale]

it's projection

[errant sand]

Exactly

[rapid river]

i'm a silly brazilian boy

[weak vale]

@rapid river equip the cat ear decor

[errant sand]

You're not denying it

[jolly temple]

lame

[weak vale]

to completely hide ads on X you need to subscribe at the $50 tier

so dumb

[errant sand]

Don't use x

[jolly temple]

mt

[high granite]

hi

[weak vale]

hi vro

[weak vale]

i use both xitter and blooski

just not many people i follow are on bsky

[errant sand]

Has blooski gotten good

The algorithm was meh

[weak vale]

i only follow like 10 accounts i wouldn't know

i just log in once a month to shitpost

[errant sand]

Based

[weak vale]

i like that it feels like a clean slate though

[errant sand]

Well

I just doomscroll through Twitter

Idk if that works with bluesky

[weak vale]

same

[high granite]

I scroll Twitter for memes

from shitpost accounts

I mostly use TikTok

[weak vale]

tiktok doesn't appeal to me, i need to be able to post text

[open pasture]

Wait people actually use twitter outside of non savory reasons

[weak vale]

yop

[jolly temple]

discord, steam, twitch, twitter for spamming starboard more normal than cat threw up real / -... .-.. . ```

[open pasture]

Bleak

[weak vale]

it's the everything app after all

[jolly temple]

gweebly

[open pasture]

Revanced...

[errant sand]

Insta>

[errant sand]

Exactly you get it

[weak vale]

i use newpipe

i'm a pipehead

[errant sand]

Newpipe..

What's that

[open pasture]

How it feels to not use any popular social media 👴

[spring trellis]

instagram and tiktok are a waste of time

hop off

[open pasture]

Its so ugly 😭

[errant sand]

I'm using insta to text with people

And scroll reels for like 5mins

Till I get a reply

[weak vale]

app for youtube that blocks ads and shit

[jolly temple]

french

[errant sand]

Ohhh

[weak vale]

but it works

[open pasture]

I have grayjay installed but i still use youtube revanced for youtube. Grayjay is for shit i dont want in my algo + downloads

[errant sand]

I used to have revanced

Put never heard about the pipeshit

Now I have premium so wh

Wh

[weak vale]

pipeshit

[errant sand]

Eh

[open pasture]

So does revanced smh

I used Revanced even when i did have premium

Premium doesn't give you sponsorblock cuh

[jolly temple]

anyhow lads

[open pasture]

Anyhow lads

[errant sand]

Doesn't it consume a shit ton of battery tho

[open pasture]

No?

[weak vale]

oh shit i don't think newpipe has sponsorblock

[errant sand]

It used to do that with my s22

[open pasture]

It does i think

[high granite]

I'm banned on Instagram

[open pasture]

Their other fork did

[errant sand]

Might actually get it again

[errant sand]

WHAT

[open pasture]

Pipepipe or whatever

[high granite]

they added a AI moderation to the platform and my account got slimed

[errant sand]

Slide a link for revanced :3

[errant sand]

Tf did you do tho

[weak vale]

oh yea pipepipepipe

[lavish owl]

https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/releases

[open pasture]

One pro palestine post will get you ending up like this

[jolly temple]

sgamong

[high granite]

nothing

[weak vale]

slimed 😭

[open pasture]

Sob

[errant sand]

Thanks :3

[lavish owl]

you can download yt apks on trusted sites like apkmirror or extract your own

[open pasture]

Open source devs when its time to come up with a good name or design a decent ui

[open pasture]

No

[high granite]

Only used the platform to scroll through reels and talk to friends

[open pasture]

Crow is a fed

[jolly temple]

grok?

[errant sand]

Erm chat

Do I have to root my phone for revanced

[red wyvern]

yes

[lavish owl]

nop

[high granite]

ion think u do

[open pasture]

No

[lavish owl]

if you have youtube built in, you can disable it. install yt revanced, and use gmscore

[errant sand]

Do I need the YouTube apk then

[jolly temple]

some of mario and sock accounts, i code in mobile you an ai is gonna be sad thuogh so it would

[errant sand]

Ohh

[open pasture]

You have ti install microg. Its like an open source implementation of google play services

[weak vale]

JD ReVanced

[lavish owl]

https://github.com/revanced/gmscore/releases

[open pasture]

You need

1. a youtube apk (supported version)
2. Revanced manager (to patch the yt apk above)
3. Microg (to login)

[high granite]

Have y'all touched grass

[errant sand]

I used to have an app where I could just download everything

[open pasture]

Guh

[lavish owl]

those are usually bad idea

[open pasture]

Sis downloaded malware

[lavish owl]

build your own, it's safer that way

[open pasture]

I have a few friends and a sister who use revanced but are too lazy/tech illiterate to patch shit so everytime i patch the apk for a newer version, i send it to all of them too

[high granite]

my friend is German, should I randomly send her something in German or nah

[open pasture]

But you shouldn't download random prepatched apks

[high granite]

She only talks to me in English cuz I'm American 😭

[open pasture]

Send her a copy of mein kampf

[high granite]

She would block me

[jolly temple]

evil intent

[lavish owl]

"i asked for a copy of minecraft, not mein kampf!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw

[errant sand]

Man

I forgot my password

Wanted to change it

[jolly temple]

pear

[errant sand]

And now it's telling me to use a password I haven't used

[red wyvern]

I remember when I asked for COD for christmas and I got a box of frozen fish

[errant sand]

Even though I tried it

[lavish owl]

no password manager?

[errant sand]

I had one

The built in one

[open pasture]

No password manager in big 25

Sob

[errant sand]

Man

[jolly temple]

then buy these shits for memes 😭

[errant sand]

I can remember my passwords

Most of the time

Just not at 6am

[high granite]

my passwords are the same

[open pasture]

My password everywhere s3cUr3_p4S$w0rd@1234

[weak vale]

i use keepassxc but i keep getting the database on my phone out of sync with my laptop

[jolly temple]

meow for memes 😭 3:

[gleaming sequoia]

i use bitwarden for everything lol

[weak vale]

bitwarden seems slick but i'm a cheapskate

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm using it at no charge

[weak vale]

oh i didn't know it was free

[errant sand]

Free?

Wait

Doesn't nordvpn have a password manager

[gleaming sequoia]

some features are limited unless you use bitwarden.garudalinux.org, then the 2fa and shit is free

[spring trellis]

or host your own

[gleaming sequoia]

that too but i have nothing to host it on so

garuda it is!

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/honkaistarrail/status/1965263908979040385

Honkai: Star Rail (@honkaistarrail)

"Amphoreus' Saga of Heroes" | Cyrene
︀︀
︀︀"Is this a meeting ordained by fate, or... a long-overdue reunion? It's making my heart beat faster. Then... please once again call me 'Cyrene,' just like when we met the first time, okay?"
︀︀
︀︀▌"Ripples of Past Reverie" Cyrene
︀︀A meteor streaks across the night sky, sending ripples through the river of life, gleaming in thirteen hues.
︀︀Daughter of Aedes Elysiae, Chrysos Heir who nourishes "██," sow the Seed of Memory, so that flowers of the past may bloom in tomorrow.
︀︀— "And together, we shall write a verse unlike any before ♪"
︀︀
︀︀City: Aedes Elysiae, ?
︀︀Divine Authority: ...?

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@burnt maple

@burnt maple

@burnt maple

@burnt maple

[jolly temple]

cykau blyat

[proper narwhal]

Same

[open pasture]

I hermetically seal all my passwords in my photographic memory

[bold adder]

TRUE https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ihwIG8kQ0WM

[weak vale]

seal this 🖕

[open pasture]

why are you rude

[weak vale]

because i am filled with whimsy and joy

[red flint]

yo guys i got a question for all of you

why did the computer get cold

[jolly temple]

@supple hatch

[red flint]

dw its not support

[red flint]

just answer this

[weak vale]

is this a riddle

[red flint]

mmmmaybe

DAMN BRO LMAO

[weak vale]

a thumbs up? :^)

[neon ferry]

What's a all

[red flint]

no one answering my question 🥀

[jolly temple]

eh?

[red flint]

this is so sad

can i get 5 likes

[weak vale]

becuase it took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge!

[fallen charm]

where i can download vencord?

[red flint]

https://vencord.dev

[red flint]

nah, its because it left its windows open

[fallen charm]

thank you

[red flint]

[red flint]

no probs

[weak vale]

interesting.

[red flint]

awwww u didnt have a funny reaction 💔

[weak vale]

[red flint]

booooriiiiiiing

[jolly temple]

whatd he knows where jesus loves all...

[red flint]

the joke was good cmonnnnn

cmonnnnnnnnnn

[weak vale]

[red flint]

CMONNNN

the joke was GOODDD

cmonnnmm

admit itttt

[crimson ferry]

mergan

[weak vale]

guten mergan

[timid owl]

meow :3

[crimson ferry]

evil

[crimson ferry]

also evil

[heavy gorge]

Flowers are evil

[jolly temple]

being gay is pure e kitten are you have mouth, no even watched dexter

[crimson ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-your-stinky-something-smells-stinky-gif-2108678598210395825

[open pasture]

If you use their 2fa too, you need to pay like $1 a month. The passeord manager is completely free

And having the same password manager and 2fa app kinda beats the point of having 2fa imo. It being compromised would give both away

[open pasture]

You

[jolly temple]

sushi

[crimson ferry]

fartsie smells

[weak vale]

oh true

[bold adder]

i used 70 pulls and didnt get cerydra

skipping her

hate my luck

[cosmic otter]

selfhosting solves this bc no one knows it exists

especially if you host it in your own home

[open pasture]

If i wanted to selfhost, id just get keepass

[spark crescent]

i must selfhost! i must selfhost! i must selfhost! i must selfhost!

[crimson ferry]

yucky

[jolly temple]

cro twhat is funni *:p

[crimson ferry]

just use vaultwarden

[open pasture]

You're mean

[cosmic otter]

a password manager is the one thing you should definitely selfhost

[jolly temple]

@hardy wave@jagged skiff ill start to show

[cosmic otter]

relying on a third party for such a large amount of sensitive info isn't ideal

[bold adder]

⠀

saving all my pulls for her now

cerydra did not come home

[high granite]

Stone Temple Pilots

[open pasture]

Im gonna selfhost your mom

[open pasture]

KILL

[open pasture]

How about you pull some bitches

You fucking g*cha player (derogatory)

[weak vale]

fall silent fartsie

you must acquire taste for cute plushies

[weak vale]

gotcha player

[jolly temple]

@lapis lava pointed me again

[open pasture]

net what plushies do u own

[open pasture]

I do like plushies. I was joking

[open pasture]

I own a plushy of you

They call it a voodoo doll

[open pasture]

nop

[weak vale]

my retarded chud sons

[open pasture]

what the fuck

[weak vale]

they had a buy one get one sale so i have twins

[open pasture]

you didnt tell me you were pregnant with triplets

[jolly temple]

[nikolook](

[weak vale]

yup

[open pasture]

What are their names

[weak vale]

i haven't named them actually

[open pasture]

L

wow

[weak vale]

tail

[open pasture]

I would name my sons Bingus and Fringus

Youre supposed to give them names and a whole backstory and whatnot

yeah

Are you like neurotypical or what

treat ur sons right u sexist @weak vale

[open pasture]

No ones bearing your children bro 😭🙏

[jolly temple]

emily more trusted? what they can we shower yipee

[weak vale]

i outgrew that type of autism at like 15

[open pasture]

yeah after my fiance died no one is bro

take a hike

@crimson ferry can you shower. Even kevin is bothered by the stench

[open pasture]

Im sorry

[open pasture]

wild

[weak vale]

i don't have that fire in me no more

[open pasture]

not a real plushie collector

[weak vale]

i'll come up with smth though

[open pasture]

we will play Atlyss this week

[jolly temple]

grimace

[weak vale]

does atlyss run on leenocks

[open pasture]

when my Chud coworkers stop asking me for help

yes

[jolly temple]

@dawn iris

[weak vale]

cool

[open pasture]

R2moddman for mods

what

[weak vale]

i bet they got freaky mods for this game

[open pasture]

unfortunately.

we dont talk about those deviants who should be executed

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/fate-monkey-suprised-omg-wait-gif-21415850

@cerulean stream

[open pasture]

the only mods im using are to make my mouse giant and tall

[jolly temple]

explain it differently

[tame thorn]

hi

[bold wren]

LOL r@cerulean stream

[jolly temple]

ayo

[fallow drum]

LOL

LMAO

AYO

[open pasture]

LOL

[bold wren]

dap me up

[open pasture]

FAWN wtf

[bold wren]

dap me up @open pasture

[cosmic otter]

vban sorry man ape warned you :/

[jolly temple]

apple once

[open pasture]

🤣

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/greasestain-woody-dap-up-dapping-toy-story-gif-16829324021208675735

[neon ferry]

Done!

banned @tame thorn

[open pasture]

No

[jolly temple]

@muted ermine is vencord themes still new chair

[cosmic otter]

5 cozy reacts to unban

[fallow drum]

1 husk react subtracts 2 cozy reacts though

[jolly temple]

nvm

[open pasture]

Meeee

Wtf

[fallow drum]

even kevin agrees

[cosmic otter]

vban ape said so

[neon ferry]

Failed to ban faylorist (@fallow drum): You can't ban that person!

[open pasture]

mods crush this screenshotted nft

Can i get banned @cerulean stream

💔

[ripe willow]

??

[open pasture]

@weak vale can I eat glue

[weak vale]

probably not but i can't stop you

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

I will listen to Net

[weak vale]

i didn't know you were a mouse

do you want some fucking cheese or something

[open pasture]

they dont have lynx race

[weak vale]

🪤

[open pasture]

i do not want to fuck cheese sorry

[open pasture]

whar

[weak vale]

[weak vale]

lame

[open pasture]

BLEH

pancakes

[weak vale]

how many species do they have

[open pasture]

wheres the waffles

[open pasture]

uhhh 5

[weak vale]

do they have fops

[jolly temple]

erm the heck up to sugar coat it doesn’t ourple

[open pasture]

jackalope? i think

thats what @jagged skiff uses

[weak vale]

bruh

if it's a game for furries they should have fops, dog, and car at least

[jolly temple]

hummus

[weak vale]

nobody has a jackalope sona

who up jacking their lope

[open pasture]

😏

[weak vale]

vban

[open pasture]

they got birb, dragon, uh

imp

[weak vale]

IMP?

[open pasture]

oh wait not jackalope

[weak vale]

alright i see why this shit is in early access

[open pasture]

its lagomorphic

[weak vale]

good word

[open pasture]

bnuuy

theyre the game's unnofficial mascot

btw

[weak vale]

yeah looks like a jackalope

how many people can play at once

[jolly temple]

iphone (need that workplace lunch dude you what can

[open pasture]

like modded 100

[jolly temple]

accurate

[weak vale]

crasy

get snipper to join us

i reinstalled arch now i gotta reinstall steam

[open pasture]

who snipper

@snipper

[weak vale]

.snp

[open pasture]

oh ya for sure

[weak vale]

i just prnounce it lkme snip in my head

[open pasture]

his poong is gay as fuck

thats the race of bnuuys

[weak vale]

no way they named tjem poong

[jolly temple]

jackalope? i agree with fedora mainly due to just need money on gparted live as much time and we could be worth it links but discords recently added lol

[real epoch]

@leaden zodiac yo

[weak vale]

@leaden zodiac yo

[open pasture]

@weak vale the name is banned btw

[real epoch]

🥀

[open pasture]

poong without g

[weak vale]

not surprised

@leaden zodiac yo

[open pasture]

@leaden zodiac

[weak vale]

Need gigachad

Someone post

[jolly temple]

dexter when smart watch impractical jokers

[weak vale]

Pls

I on phone

Emergency gigachad

[lavish owl]

[weak vale]

Ty

[open pasture]

Dont post my picture without my consent

The gigachad guy looks mid. Is this unironically attractive to people

[lavish owl]

is that what you're supposed to be saying about yourself?

[jolly temple]

wtf why no case ngl

[open pasture]

Yop

[crimson ferry]

ur name is fartsie smh

[open pasture]

Nope

[jolly temple]

@simple perch

[open pasture]

You're illiterate

[crimson ferry]

farttttttsssssiiiieeeeee

@open pasture do u like this cats

[weak vale]

nowadays gigachad is considered average, you need to be 8ft tall at least

[jolly temple]

hes the s21 have two years)

[open pasture]

Yop

[open pasture]

I'm 9'5

and 95

[weak vale]

ZAMN!

to get a gf in 2025 you need to be at least 9 feet tall, have 32 pack abs, and a networth of 5 million dogecoin. fuck my stupid incel life

[high granite]

my alt account on YouTube has a pinned comment I forgot about 😭

[bold adder]

toooooltips

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375300606847221820/1396022435215577098/caption.gif

[open pasture]

guys i use discord most of the time in web can we use this ven in web?

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

how?

[weak vale]

idk mane i just shitpost in here

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

ok ven

[weak vale]

i have a vivid childhood memory of drinking shampoo because the bottle reminded me of apple juice

[jolly temple]

ptsd flashbacks

[hollow dew]

i got 3 more teeth to remove

CatThumbsUp

[pseudo flint]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-now-in-nebraska-sorry-south-park-season2ep16merry-christmas-charlie-manson-welcome-to-nebraska-you-just-arrived-in-nebraska-you-are-now-in-nebraska-gif-19510344

[deep token]

i can confirm this isnt true

[blazing moon]

to get a gf in 2025 you need to be a lesbian

works every time

[open pasture]

💔

To get a gf in 2025, you need some chloroform and good sneaking up skills

[jagged skiff]

to get a gf in 2025, you dont. get a bf instead

[simple perch]

no

[quartz glade]

to get a gf in 2025 you have to become the gf

[jolly temple]

mob bosses be over 20 paths to people i shave your ceiling says no magnets built in, you write console scripts at hospitals yk text editor jetbrains fleet a record

[north jewel]

hii

[narrow ember]

does anyone know how to disable video going blur while u alt tab this wasnt the case before few months

[steep vigil]

Kidnapping doesnt count

[steep vigil]

@hollow dew

Turn into a femboy

[quartz glade]

real

i would take you then

[steep vigil]

Me or sky

[quartz glade]

if femboy

[steep vigil]

Noted

[wintry lotus]

How did kevin pick the best comment this time around?

[steep vigil]

Rng

[jolly temple]

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026214024108589147/1414905961512177725/image.png?ex=68c1455c&is=68bff3dc&hm=d06fb1a07457b5a3d4da1631093c70b8032999053b098c8c83473d822e6f253a&

Fail

Kms

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026214024108589147/1414905961512177725/image.png?ex=68c1455c&is=68bff3dc&hm=d06fb1a07457b5a3d4da1631093c70b8032999053b098c8c83473d822e6f253a&

[proper narwhal]

I can relate

This is not completely pertinent to the topic, but before I socially transitioned there was this ,,straight’’ guy who fell in love with me and he told me I made him find out he hasn’t straight

Then I came out as trans like a year later

😭 I know it’s not my fault but I feel kind of bad for this

I was convinced I was aroace back then so I could not even reciprocate it despite the fact that he’s cool

[hollow dew]

never

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-about-to-crash-out-sunflower-pvz-plants-vs-zombies-gif-2216785787877099970

[open pasture]

WHY WONT IT DESELCT

[raw panther]

[open pasture]

lord help me

[vapid yarrow]

[fast imp]

[jolly temple]

retrooooooo

[spark crescent]

why wont github load on my iphone

uuuuggghhh

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff

[fast imp]

git pull

[jolly temple]

[jagged skiff]

hi oomf

[open pasture]

Youre so blueless...

@jagged skiff @jagged skiff @jagged skiff

[jolly temple]

woah

[open pasture]

Kate

Woah

[jagged skiff]

Hi oomfie

[fast imp]

fartsie

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

im stealing u

[jagged skiff]

[open pasture]

Never call me oomfie ever again. Refer to me as sigma kun

[open pasture]

Im about to kill you

piss fartsie

[spark crescent]

what are yall talking about

[jagged skiff]

Hmph... b-baka...

[open pasture]

Okay we get it yall are hilarious

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-hmph-anime-tsundere-gif-25758864

[open pasture]

Haha fartsie

Fart pee

Hahahahah

Lololol

Stfu

[fast imp]

https://tenor.com/view/self-control-discord-caption-discord-caption-message-gif-16234524651587048486

[jolly temple]

klks

[jagged skiff]

@open pasture can i name one of my pokemon after you

[open pasture]

Grown ass man...

Or woman

Idk

[jagged skiff]

man

also not really all that grown

[open pasture]

Yop

[jagged skiff]

im not even 20

[open pasture]

Show me if you do

[jagged skiff]

which

[open pasture]

👶

[open pasture]

Idk pokemon stuff

Whichever one you need to name i guess

[jagged skiff]

uhrr just tell me what pokemon you think looks cool and ill try to catch it

[fast imp]

name a magikarp fartsie

[open pasture]

I dont know any pokemons

[jagged skiff]

buh

[jolly temple]

enjoy the actual

[jagged skiff]

is magikarp in black 2

[proper narwhal]

Morning.

[fast imp]

idk probably

[jagged skiff]

i dont need another water type tho

i already have samurott and vaporeon

[open pasture]

stinky pokemon

[blazing moon]

duolingo so good

[fast imp]

name a sawk fartsie

sawk is in black 2 right it's in black 1

[jolly temple]

like modded 100

[open pasture]

Sock

🧦

[jolly temple]

wheres her

[open pasture]

Wheres her

Its

[jagged skiff]

yes but i can access none of these locations right now lol