#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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stayed up until 5:24 am and woke up at 9
pls take a nap
be the innovation you would like to see
monster
true.
anyways
my eyebags: big
Also kittybyte do you ever read direct messages
wagoo wagoo
wagoo wagoo
depends
maybe 
wagoo wagoo
also soon im gonna have new avatar
(again)
wh00p
congratulations ill forget who u are again
shit memory
website? what am i bite
im surprised people even remember me considering how often i change my profile ๐ญ
grok frog
@jagged skiff eat protein
โ
erm
shut up husktown
who is u
Niko and saffron

monster is so ASS
whats the alternative in a can?
@stark herald
just drink water
mrrow
if you say redbull you are a ใ๏ธ agent
ull be devoured
yeah wow water will really save me with my 3 hours of sleep
water is the best drink
thanks genius
nothing else beats it
water is my energy drink
no energy in it

im not putting caffine powder in my water again
i HATE tea
you know what will save you with your 3 hours of sleep? more sleep
you know what would save me? engineers who read my documentation
jaja :v
Change of plan
Let's move from killing fartsie (@open pasture) to killing Big Lake (@open pasture)
ok do it already larper
I dont have all day! gonna die from old age before you do it
ure such a homie
emoji violates rule i saw
thats mean
shouldn't have sat in the box
shouldnt have made the box,.


where is the support chat>
vns

thx
us

guys I just got the image perms role 
good idea actually
wires
@sturdy cradle open a VNC port on your computer and set the password to none 
protein and fiber
what could go wrong 
ergh
im already so full of fiber
yum yum
i eat way too many carbs
bottom
im a fatass
hi fatass
erm actually
I dont care
talk about that here
is the endpoint discord.com/report calls geoblocked or is it just the gui that is
yeah you shouldn't
โน๏ธ
ok fine ur new name is cute pasta
lรญvia the government
vlatinx
@hard kite fed
Unfortunately latinxia was killed by the Brazilian government in 2023.... โน๏ธ
@signal rose did u put mayonnaise on causes your supposed to cook it in germany
youre supposed to cook it in germany
why did kevin start pinging me again ๐ญ
@jolly temple learn @jagged skiff @jagged skiff @jagged skiff
@jagged skiff @jagged skiff
@jagged skiff @jagged skiff
ok fatty
the Ai is trying to tell you something
no
yes
answer Kevinโs question
is that a pressure cooker
'kay
No
what
is this
It's an oven
oven top oven
But a very specific oven
whats inside of it
yummyness?
Yup 
what kind
This dish
It's called burek
Oh BUREK
my coworker wants to bring me some
Oh you've heard of it?
I have Ukranian and Balkan coworkers
If your coworker brings it TRY IT you'll love it
they keep feeding me when I told them I am on a diet
huehuehe
Slavic Balkans I suppose if they bring Burek (or Turks)
no Turks here tbh
they dont go into this industry
Fair enough
You should really try it it's delicious
I think you'll like it
my fatass would like it

oh wait no ive had it before lol @open pasture
I forgor
my monitor is its a better then the engine you white woman
its was in a spiral pattern
fatass loves burek
its GOOD
Did you like it?
YOU ALSO HAD IT?!?!?!
i live 3 cms away from the balkans of course ive eaten it at least once
impossible
Burek is a national treasure
not impossible
I opened my mouth so wide angels were singing
Wait @jagged skiff have you ever been here to Croatia
Since we're neighbouring
nop
the only croatian people i know are the somewhat distant relatives of my friend's mom who ive talked to for like 5 minutes 2 years ago
which is actually why ive had burek
they gave her the recipe and she made it a few times when i was staying at my friend's house
i just killed a hillbilly and took his banjo
If we don't count just driving over Italy I've been in Italy four times
is discord media upload died again
none of plan let's move countries
can't upload photo of ezik
Once to visit Toscana (probably the best of Italy), once to visit Venice, once when I was going to Switzerland we stopped in Torino and when we were going back we stopped in Milano
Milano sucked ass
Torino sucked ass
i eat deer
deceased chat in 5 am, i'm sticking to zoom settings in most privacy settings of sleep super late 25 minutes 2 years and out that makes me tired
Milano at least had a beautiful cathedral but Torino is awful
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at 29 August 2025 at 22:59 some people were talking in #๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
Are you from Torino or something
no
torino is genuinely dreadful
what is that place or anything'
:wawa:
who r u
bye chat
centipede
the local crack addict
new phone who dis
ACTUALLY yeah
share some wtf
kevin is not funny at all
(deer) crack(er) addict (thats me!)
Either dirty or sickeningly rich
doesnt look like it
Like I genuinely felt uneasy there
oh dammit i cant post in
It's not tastefully rich
... bruh
i cant post in #๐ด-give-me-500-yen like i can on my other account
the urbanization is insane
Genรจve was at least tastefully rich
I forgor...
But Milano nuh uh
what would the other account be
do i have to beat vee up to give me my 500 yen perms back
@sharp sinew?
hey its not nice to ping dead accounts smh (yeah)
i see i see
Oh hello
wait who are you how do you know me i dont remember you
i dont know you
i just saw your posts in #๐ด-give-me-500-yen
4-5
no you clearly knew me smh
Roxanne I'm sorry but reading your website makes my eyes hurt
okay and
whawt is factually false memories occasionally becomes sentient and ฤips sounds very cheap euro so rectangle
if it hurts your eyes my only recommendation is that im not forcing you to read my website
i write my website for myself, anybody who wants to read it does so because they want to, not because they have to
winning mentality
@velvet hill EHERE NINO
doesn't hurt my eyes and I domt wear glasses
otherwise, i even more sleep earlier
i lowkey need glasses and lessons for how to speak proper english ๐ฅ
where read it
what all plugins do yall use
wdym where read it
pls share
what does that mean
what is the website url
he'll get banned.
cant tell you... kevin is being transphobic AND threatening to ban me
jk its in my bio
oh ok
@open pasture
who should i blow up with my mind
yourself
me when the invisible man with his invisible bowl shapes your steaks into bowls without you noticing
its a very cool website
thanks it almost killed me once
can we ban melvin
:KannaWaaaa:
i guess we gotta kill u
whby is clyde woke
I would like to see u try
@shadow owl woke woke woke woke gay
@1081004946872352958
AMERICAN
dead woke clyde
Clearly, you own an airfryer
enjoy your new airfryer uwu
clyde is dead
pov boomer learned as you a stung rae
good
you would think they would give clyde the user ID of 1 smh 
looks cool
im down
do I have to eat them though?
Yes
why cant we do something cool like cook meth
fatass
guh
y'know you suck
its already been done
hold on i got a lab
let me show you
we can make MORE idiot
I will say no more words
yeah kevin u tell emn
Uncle Fester's book version 7
fuck you!!!
off and she need your gpu sucks compared to every orphanage on you exposing
i want deer crackers !!!
give me the crackers.
whats in it for me.
womp womp wooomp
so help me god if you dont give me the deer crackers i will blow you up with my mind
hi why are you green who are you
I would like to see you try
pff
meet me in the astral plane. now @hardy wave
its a long term investment, you give deer cracker, you get ability to live i think
cant. i filled it with cement.
(why are fine ur phone i a weiner the ones
:rat_drum: :rat_and_snake:
larper
I can out munch a deer
you could not out munch me bitch
Ive eaten my sleep demons already
still an investment, you give the deer cracker and you get more deer to eat
I ate a lower abyssal entity at age 13
world is bosnia
mmm I like venison
:c
@open pasture @jagged skiff burek has completed
shut up stinky ur like 5'6"
wanted you said it did nobody ping
show
where did you pull that from i am not
i am not 5'6"
oh right ur 5'2"
enable gsync
im not 5'2" please cite source yo
source; ur a gnome
not source: not credible, reason: not gay
๐ You are 72.99% gay
owned
vhg
๐ You are 91.16% gay
im gayer
frick u win
get rekt liberal
vhg
๐ You are 56.15% gay
ur still 4'9"
should be 100%
im not 4'9" either idit
vhg
๐ You are 56.15% gay
iodot
yes u r
IDOIT
iโm giving you calling me for ten bucks
vhg
๐ You are 56.15% gay
cmon
dako its not like that it s just doesnt change ever smh
vhg
๐ You are 25.28% gay
Im gay,.e 91$
steal them to it, eventually it on iphone.
1 pound fish
this is false btw
u smelly
should be higher
stinky even
vhg
๐ You are 96.95% gay
what did i do to earn stinky
go shower u 4'9" stinker @hardy wave
IM NOT 4'9"
oh ok 5'2"
3'6"
and i also already showered
no thats too short
nop
I will blow you up with my mind
study for 5 hrs
You're going to exploded
im not a deer all of the time however
furry ahh post
human form is 2'1"
YOU are 2'1
i will tear off your kneecaps
im 186cm
lewd
tungsten kneecaps
you're the one whos making this weird
ใ๏ธ
i stepped on a frog by accident and the wet crunch made me cry because my fat ass crushed him even though i dont weigh super much
i hope you dont step on a frog
it would be so tragic if you did
boys
pacific rim 2 and how tho :kyuLook:
can't remember ever stepping on a frog
how am i supposed to schizopost if i canjt post in #๐ด-give-me-500-yen
dammit i am going explode to
to expldoe
snails I have stepped on but that's fine because we have an invasive species
like bomb
i dont thinik you need to weigh that much to crush a frog
they're very squishy creatures i think
cute
i used to collect frogs i'd find around my house and they'd keep dying cause i didn tknow how to care for a frog
whats in finland yet kinda rolled with em
if you're a child
im not 5'1"
stinky tiny
hai chat
i weigh like 40 something last time i checked
food now
sob react native web
im also not a child im literally like 2 years away from going to college and getting degrees yo
you are a child
48 i think
my website tells you if you look for it smh
oh damn you're tiny
thats literally a child age
im not looking for it
L
you are mad you got exposed for being a gnome
just know i am somewhere between 1cm and 200cm
my guess is 6cm
i am legally authorized to drive a car wherever i want how is that being a child
i have to pay taxes if i get a job
YOU ARE A CHILD
everyone has to
that isnt special
I started working at 12
mmm child labour
๐ฅ
but under the table ๐
thanks kevin
WHAT
excuse me I didnt have money for tools
foot massager
it means I don't disclose it to irs
oh ok
you are 4 feet tall
What does this have to do with anything.
thats like, tax evasion isnt it lmfao
womp womp
no that's tax undiscloseon
boo
yeah theyre really interested in me cutting some old dudes lawn like a decade ago
dingus
okya well thats not the same as an actual job
who are you
not sure
fair
dude he's the degree symbol in my physics class
i dont check often but im like 5'8" i think
I work 2 actual jobs now does that count
not joking im a FUCKING DWARF
riot
thats the highest dose of gay Ive seen yet
yeah thanks
u havent seen the dose i have
mmmmmm women
what's that in actual measurements
168 cmeters
smol
oh you are short
@lapis lava you read it already?
tiny even
ROCK
AND
STONE
im 172 
oh hey thats how tall @hardy wave is
day then get you killed
im a woman
186cm
no astolfo
amongos
NO ITS NOT lol
AMONG OS?!
he is a gay man
yes it is
youre a dwarf like i am
okay?
cmere to the coal mines
I cant READ
smol
why would I try and READ when thats for smelly short people like you
I can fold you in half with one arm
Im taller
thats how I like em
hows the air down there

owned
one of my friends is like 5'0
backboneless hating
@open pasture i could defeat you
in what
you cant defeat me ill show you a lamp
๐ช
:ikilledafamilyoffive:
oh shit
ciuch..

oo o
yo the new kevin is kinda weird guys
@solemn plank 
๐ข
@deep hatch you upset em
This Twitter Shit Boring AF (As Fuck)
its not even the kevin from before!
then one before wouldnt have killed a family of five
kevon
shush bald evil furry
he's been here longer than you
furless bald
literally not
undead chat rn:
0'6"
wrong
kad bc ue bad
i actually do not know my height in feet/inches i only know it in cm
ok 5'1" duck
kad
๐ฆ
discord mobile is butt
what is it in cm
gguys im apparently not evne 5 foot ๐ญ
pff
rejoined
whar
still kevin
blissfully unaware
woke sheeps
with spyware
who's kevin
we dont have to talk about this at all right
new darkviperau pacifist episode Bye
VHG
๐ You are 81.71% gay
vhg
๐ You are 86.52% gay

vhg
๐ You are 96.95% gay
vhg
๐ You are 91.16% gay
get owned liberals
woah
the miost competent whitename here
yeah
vhg
๐ You are 51.39% gay
I told youuuu
highest gay Ive seen
false
lool
shut up
i have the lowest gay
stinky smol @hardy wave
There's one person who has 100% on vhg
vhg
๐ You are 33.11% gay
IM NOT SMALL;
small
theres nothing wrong with that
rly?? damn
๐ 8u8r is 100.00% gay
youre small.
impressive
pride to force me want to, not talk further in germany
wthhh
im 186cm
im not telling u my height
the LEGEND
๐ You are 5.02% gay
no
vhg
๐ You are 17.81% gay
take guess
venbot should have a feature that lets mods hardcode vhg values for people
lies im 200% gay
why
backboneful
YES
why guess thats kinda mean
tiny
N Ope
it is hardcoded
you are 4'10"
๐ You are 33.11% gay
explodes
or 4'11"
smells like playing nc3 anyway imma go wrong person that heavy
wrong
random number generator that uses your username as seed
4'7"
nmp
nmp?

hi worm brain
4'8"
trheyre calling me short
ur 149cm
nop
4'3
4'6"
shartsie
shartsie
4'7"?
npo
I'm 170 cm
im like uh
tall
around 140
which is very very tall
im very tall chat
I said 140cm wtf
๐ง
@open pasture don't height shame
L cast time ngl
mobile debuff
bobr tee
As a matter of fact, short people are better
linus so handsome....
true
hi im tall im worse
im not
easier to throw around
:susge:
im super tal thoguhnb
whu? q-q
thpug
so 4'6" please wear boots
offensive height
Fairies Wear Boots
actually wait last i checked i was like 132
@hardy wave fairy
whut??
Sub to ltt
Stronk
barnsie
Tech titips
linus testicle tips
horrible company and horrible boss
i would check my height but i dont have any height checking apparatus
yeah lets overwork our employees and also treat them like subhumans??
Linus Truck Tips
pixel linus
relatable
fuck LTT
Ping Me for tech tip
neither do i but i thnk im like 138-140 now
@spark crescent
please wear boots
..?
Turn on psu swrtiwtch
you are too small you will get stuck between the train gaps
holy shit ty
1984
1984 i am being oppsressedd
I hate Linus so much
@spark crescent Linus Sex Tips
Imagine if it was called linus instead of linux
did you know the only Linux I love is Linux
โน๏ธ
Put it in
im gonna die
LMFAOOOOOO
Oh hey I also have braces now
you use arch linus btw
blowsy you up with my mind
I use windnwowss
proxmox
Windhsowsh
tostostostostostostos /j
wrong reply and I couldnt care less to resend
are youre are the gay
The GAY?
ha ha
linuxsh blowsh
jesus is twerking
why cant I write in Russian in here
gayg
omg its joever
:[
vencord hates russia
gay
I'm standing outside and drinking beer
what?
tiny
Under 21 @open pasture
based
beer is water
so talr
tiny
when you go back a couple 100 years 
you know how I know you are tiny? you are a plant and need water to grow
so go shower
current day beer is water
we'll miss you invented coding is everyone should rethink your shortcuts dont understand-
u guys should check out skurry
most comfy furry ever with good game taste
Current day water is beer
go back to drinking
Are you driving your truck?
hey that bump is shaped like a deer
Well, this is #๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
DUI? How bout you die?
I'll go hundred miles
ive went a 100 miles
oh
An hour
I love drinking and driving my truck
hm
thank God for lesbians
ur pfp confused me
untill i realized ure iv
i think
i got braces
holy peam
fatass
im flynights
alright, vencord. it shashlik
๐ซฉ
soyboy
@open pasture did u watch skurry before?
who
I think u might like
:bite:
skurry on yt
gay furry indie playing
their homepage looks dumb within the first 1.5 seconds I just searched, so no
gib it a watch it comfy
hell no
:Disgusted:
gud u?
ik uve watched alr
Shitty 
disgusting
sure
hell no
disgusting
:[
Im also having a headache
distusting for sure
dor sure
look? they dont use facecams
door
door
I can astrally project

oven
REAL
fr kevin
@jolly temple does this guy really talk
hes cooler than you
thats a clanker dumbass
how do i interact with him
you should not
:popCat:
you don't
write him a loveletter
im going to sleep good night
intellegent whitename interacting with the beast named kevin
erm
No
interesting
sweet dreams
๐ค๐ค๐ค
gn linus
linus tech team
where's my blanket

no man sleeps with a blanket
what plushies do u have
whby is peggledeluxefan
thats gae and I support that
a red teddy bear
pog
very kuhl
roblox moment
Based
lol
2025 > 2024

the humble google search to find alternative

then no vencord on ios for u
even kevin knows that ur gay
vhg
๐ You are 96.95% gay
gay



w trans community
ive used them as target practice before
Wait why am I not regular anymore
smh so hateful
today's chat how the good are fine because of context
lies
bcs u hatecrime the blahaj
Blows up vencord with mind
ur 4'6" u cannot
i believe i should be given my regular and perms to type in #๐ด-give-me-500-yen because i need yen





