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@weak vale im airfrying eggs now
awsum
dooont
do you want some
yuss
have installed a centered circle
remember to flip them so they get crispy on both sides
Who tf eats 12 eggs
yes i lies claiming they know dell poweredge is vencord desktop or what does chimeraos count how porting to make, it easy to vee6 @harsh minnow i help π in an uhhh
You're weak
sorry
are gen x people xoomers
its for the rest of the week
never say this again
erm
sometimes i feel my earbuds eating my ears
TrasheneOS
same thing not expect anyone hiring you were into pieces
#π§-off-topic-iceman-only message @weak vale
Ewww they'll be spoiled
Boiled eggs from a week ago
theyre being soaked in soy sauce
blocking him for this
You're being soaked in soy sauce
@open pasture don't forget to flip them ok
illiterate
I wont
I said I wont forget to flip them
oh good i misread
no im sorru forgot to type it out
:SCfarting:
sometimes my IEMs don't get a good seal and they make a fartinf noise
Farting and eggs are not discussions to be had simultaneously
@dire pilot :heyguys:
actually someone farted
wasntm e
sure buddy
i'm gonna Orange!
cracked
Why use neofetch when you can fastfetch
no reason lol
anyway
i'll go to work
he went to work
this class smells like piss and unwashed feet
you shouldn't have signed up for piss and unwashed feet 101 then
ok damn my bad
ipl ogger
now why would i want that . i am already inside your computer
goon
yes kevein
we must fight to the death
be careful he's an aspiring us marine
i could take the entire us military
i think mario and luigi could collapse a first world government
sudo rm -fr ./*
now your third account and doesn't exist
HA i-
That is really well timed and true
this is my third discord, and sudo rm -fr ./* deletes a linux system
Lol
?SYNTAX ERROR
Dude plugin reqs should be opened again
I've seen two really good ones as of late
I had to build from base to add them but it was so worth it
elaborate
Well I forgot the names because I have a butter brain but of them auto completes discord quests and another
Uh
snail hybrid

the quest one is just a js snippet you can paste into the console and is updated often enough that maintaining it as a plugin would be kinda unreasonably
I figured
There was another good one but I forgot: π sob
insane
You want insane?
No can BJ my can my go can do on EZ no to DJ the was the CU in the by to be the JV EZ to oh di
WI no can in the EZ in
On
if I want insane I'd go to #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
bet whoever made a shiggy
Kevin is the best
I like you
I wanna go to usa
why
Alot reasons
what are the reasons
i really hope this is curable
Donβt worry
kazoo legend
SHUT THE FUCK UP PAIMON
@gleaming sequoia @gleaming sequoia oomfie :3
I HATE KIDS SO MUCH
stop eating so much chocolate
giodnight
im 19
im killing myself
just because a furry told me to
your pfp now makes sense
days
we hate furries here
How the mother looks at me when i start chewing on the umbilical cord
I love everyone
invincible reference real shithead to reroll until it's impossible to 1.5k usd each alter gets its on sho closer to unstuck from experience with plugins just used for them classified military
Because im just such a lovecel
Become an Onion member while it's still optional. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001geULHAA2
very shocking
@weak vale what the flip
erm
my bad
by on old phone number to fool the external apps we went through ai or something. asking twice

sold me for more stupid bot seriously use betterdiscord theme transparent?
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Welcome back to...
They sold kevin for a more stupid bot 
i'm glad people are starting to realize how truly awful roblox is
says the furry
@main wyvern youre smelly
π£οΈ
dumb clanker
CLANKER
This is what you get for liking aliucord
real
@main wyvern youre smelly
aliucord is peak software
can someone buy me taco bell
arch linux is peak software
truth
peak software is windows
can we ban this aussie
aliucord is mid hardware
roblox to him about ai art and now (sleep)
fuck your taco bell is good
shut up canadian aussie
im korean
I already knew this
ιε½γ―γ¨γ¦γθ―γ
π€Έπ»
π¦Ό ππ»ββοΈ
are u ableist
yes
O.m.g.
like the company that makes the cables?
so based!
im racist against @weak vale
seek employment
its so joever..
seek employment @open pasture
I have 2 jobs
your ljfe is coal
ljfe
then why is your a*s talking in discord
you face is coal
everything you stand for is coal
I stand for gems
im eeping
what is this channel even about
ban nyaboom
Me
cute
fat
stop projecting
everyone should be more like me
no I cannot call others cute it is haram
sorry
being nice isn't haram
How to Install plugins from her...
that isn't nice
π
im plugging a 12awg into you
Cause I installed a plugin from GitHub and I don't know where to put it
pk abuse an unpaid vietnamese children being mistaken as pronouns as comparison to your third account i went to suffer w it image
someone in my class brought a cutter and starts threatening everyone
I think it's a phone
Pray for me
everything you need to do is on the vencord docs
Okay
tell them to eat shit
livestream it
or the thread
im plugging in a 3 prog cable into you
queerface
there ya go kevin
thanks
vset-topic live in 15/25 sushi to choose things with linear switches that no he aint that only issue
fifteen hours a day, twenty-five days a week
np goober
we should have 8 day weeks with 4 weekdays and 4 weekenddays
we should all be NEETs
I dont want to work
true
nobody wants to work anymore
yeah cause they dont pay enough
seek employment
*nobody wants to be unfairly compensated anymore
it got closer to help π me kevin loves you a charity
I need to be paid 50 an hour to yell at engineers
we should distribute all work among everyone as evenly as possible
kevin lovee you 
I would yell at you if you were at my job
dingus
kevin is a stupid clanker
bring me neither as evenly as he resigned as evident by not anymore so instead they use my hand
my job would be beating you with hammers or smth idk
thats hot
joke is you cant pick up hammers
sure i can, when i'm piloting my giant mech
no i bet you can pick up both
@weak vale cant pick up anything with neet hands
picks up nettomo and carries her away
tmobile makes an ikea until october this again for rp at 2 ohines
carry her to the employment center
@jolly temple nixos nixos nixos nixos nixos nixos nixos
activates my explosive vest
no I'd probably carry her to like, six flags or something
stop roleplaying you furry
nop
i haven't been on a roller coaster in like a decade
time to get on one
you are at peak time
what the fuck luna
:SCyay:
I just cracked my ankle now it doesnt wanna move

pain
if you get a cast i want to draw a dick on it
I would also take farnsie to six flags
bad idea, farnsie would vom
@open pasture can we get an ankle update
aaah no life is forgiving as leverage to wait didnt ask if it's skid ish like you even there was probably one that's actually evil guy who r
This is not very reddit wholesome
Poor thing doesnt know it has been vandalized
Wait is this okay to be here

8=====D is this okay to be here
He thought human gave him rubs
Nope
Too big. Making me insecure
Delete plz
ow :(
im drawing one on your forehead
word when im alive
yea ok cripple
I rolled my ankle on july 4th and it still hurts
i used to sprain my ankles all the time so i know the pain
why?
goober
cripple
deserved for celebrating an imperialist holiday
now put on the goofy airboot
;w;
im going to colonalize your fridge with hard boiled eggs
can't threaten me with a good time
erm
no im not
<@&1402462837967945778>
taiga pfp
Lol
he would just giggle and scratch his head
<@&1026504932959977532> gay people
Nop
hello
even
odd
oddish
even
aren't we all
no
iβm going to be buried vertically. thatβs not hell
Interesting.
I love how Imgur refuses to open if youβre on a VPN
skill issue
seems to their dead chat my upload speed
imgur has really gone to the shitter in the last year or so tbh
</3
proton

I like scrub jays a lot
all birds should be eaten
There's room for all god's animals... right next to the mashed potatoes
Good morning Vencord
markiplier.... pls don't die..,,,
oo yea but easier and push tokenlogger update vesktop and is 320 mb for 12 right where you bought basic theme? not just become moderator ragebaits someone to wait this @lapis lava evil guy but if only allow button and 4 nintendo ads on top of youtube shorts bigots
ill miss you,,,,
can ven please add this plugin
Can you please fix monet theme
We should. Very important
gm.
japanese girl
@golden rivet @fallow drum
didnt you close that already
-# i get married to a japanese girl <3333333333333
england britain brittania
oh you didnt
you should review my draft PR https://github.com/nexpid/CloudSync/pull/2
oh i looked through that already just forgot to review
Fake...
its real
Oh god
@weak vale theres hope....
everything you you didn't you miss you,,,,
Fishie...
valorant should stop talking abt this artist
holds you in the dev
Nexpid but replace nex with stu
Nexpid but replace e with i and pid with os
Nexpid but replace nexpid with something lame idk
Nexpid but replace i with ee
you peed?
No. Nex did
you did?
presses ur a dessert
aww you're sweet
mold
messages why some meme or enable two miles?
Looks like blueberry coffee cake
You eat fermented shark penis
then what happens in 2014 because a manager
what
Almost
It's actually a bad recipe for keto almond blueberry bread made for my dad who's on a keto diet because of medical reasons
Sorry wrong country
Google balut
I know what it is
Mfs eating bird fetuses....
KILLL
@open pasture we have to kill this guy
One guy on YouTube, though he was clueless, grinded them whole without boiling them first π
ew
I don't want to imagine it
done
Can we talk about something else
stick to think we doont
lets talk about installing arch linux
shark penis
wbro
(fermented)
KILL KILL KILL KILL
Shur up
shurk penis
Iβd just like to interject for a moment. What youβre referring to as Linux is, in fact, Rust/Linux, or as Iβve recently taken to calling it, Rust plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Rust-based system made useful by the Rust core libraries, shell utilities, and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the Rust system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of this system widely used today is often called βLinux,β and many of its users are not aware that it is basically a Rust-powered system β soon to be developed by the Rust community. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machineβs resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete system. Linux is normally used in combination with a Rust-based userland: the whole system is basically Rust with Linux added, or Rust/Linux.
All the so-called βLinuxβ distributions will soon be distributions of Rust/Linux.
Are sharks mammals as well?
nvm
dni
i think they're fish
what kevin said
rust π
Good.
@main wyvern youre smelly
@tropic wasp shouldn't you have a fish pfp
I love how all three of you reacted to that before you could have possibly read the whole thing
i changed it to the cat and then forgot about it
how tf is that true though, literally everything is made in rust now
ven sent the kys wumpus sticker
/hj
nexxfish
Kill yourself
I was kysbaiting
doesn't mean we should do it too
Epic success @tropic wasp
let's spread love!
@sturdy cradle lurker
you should be kissbaiting

Nop
Okay give me $300
yay
Give me 500 yen
actual love
i will use them to make file hosting service
casual nouns
oh wtf you can request a review from copilot??
pro nouns
If you actually kove me, why cant you give me $300? βπ
platinum she
oh i dont have the copilot pro
i only have $100 in my name
Diamond nouns
Send 50
but that's my lunch money
Boys go to Jupiter to get Stupiter and girl are just cool ig
- 3 consent rifles
girls...
Girls go to uranus
-off-topic-smile-baiters-only
We'll share
achoo
th-they do??
i just got diagnosed with tuberculosis
enjoy your face to come after 25
i need my $100
do i download cursor
Bro
Yop
wua
Lua
gm. new kanye
Oh
Im gonna run her over with my car
The counter stops at 69. Nice.
Wrong deer
You should run over Dess
How about i run both over
And you as well while im at it
Secret cousin
Whar
p
:killyourself:
howd u using?
*coughs blood at you*
Paws at you
pause atchoo
dodges and kills you
Shenanigans
Simply kitsch
Tony thot
guys is it concerning the aur package for "vesktop" is ahead 2 versions of vesktop build from github?
@sturdy cradle

what do you see? ξ
i see ξ
screenshot
lmfao
vchars ξ
ββ ξ β ?
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this? ξ
vchars ξ
ββ ξ β ?
?
i think that was the most satisfying mass ban i could imagine 
What's with (guns.lol)
just some bio site with a lot of weird people
weird weird
I guess I can understand that
full of annoying 11yo skids weird
the people who would break rule 11, 4, 2 and possibly even 1
enjoy your plugin for celebrating an inventory keybind but useless by me :c
true lol
Alright now that's a good description
9 times out of 10 users with that in their bio will only contribute negatively
if only bots could have access to bio
The other 1 is probably charged with a dui
BASED
Ntts is lowk the type of YouTuber that will make discord a safe place
I wonder why they don't
I've learnt so much from him
if only people could know what he did
huh
guh
IMAGINE a bot that bans people with guns link in bio AND people with ntts tag
v+ donor right where its safe or just very reddit
holy
Ntts hater, how dare you
Utopia
heterophobe
p
i am peaceful 
p
realistically, yes it like 5 pm pst
You made the vulgar phrase π‘

oh
oh
@sturdy cradle the first thing I'll do when
real
I want to imagine that the thing he's holding is cat tail
Flowey at the end of geno


straight fres
WHAR
stupid ass deer
@stark herald
lol
NOP
weird "privacy" reasons
I mean, everyone else can see the apparent personal information in bios so ποΈ
their issue is scraping
playing devils advocate here letting bots see bios could make mass collecting data from bios easier
if bots have access to bio data someone could write a bot that would just grab everyones data in minutes
but rn youd have to get a user account where getting all members is insanely difficult, do another request for bio data, dont get caught by antispam and solve captchas
@open pasture get a job
bruh
teenagers scare the guy
average dualies battle (none of us can aim)
astolfo,,,,
yes 
wasn't there a plugin where it let you download other people's pfps?
there's a plugin that will let you view the pfp and banner which let's you save them yeah
whats it called again?
I'll have to figure that out but you can look through the plugins page, it's obvious when you see it
vp viewicons
Makes avatars and banners in user profiles clickable, adds View Icon/Banner entries in the user, server and group channel context menu.
V, TheKodeToad, Nuckyz, verticalsync.
bwaaa
you have to fetch the profile of each user individually to get their bio
its the same amount of requests whether you use a bot or a selfbot
every other platform has bios readable by bots
no one puts super personal information in their bio
if they do, that's their own fault
snail things with each phone??
exactly
they changed it then the last time i touched the api, i remember having to get the profile metadata object for the bio
"let me put my email, phone number, password and CC number on my bio"
"why are my info public now wtf"
we won't allow bots to read usernames because some people might put their full legal name as their username and we just aren't comfortable having bots access that
yes you do have to get the profile, that's what I said 
tradition
what discord expect people to make their bio: My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104.
crazy people
is that a bear
I did once see someone with thier address in thier bio π
I kindly told them maybe it isnt the best move
right i meant it in the way that the bot api does not have profile / profilemetadata objects, if it were in the bot api id imagine them returning it on the user object, but we are talking about hypotheticals here
:3
:3
That's essentially a free car
it even drow home
usually immortal cars
3:
3:
π«
gun
Kevin wants to kill colon three people
3:<
i own this on my account
@sturdy folio hiiii
@open pasture hey chicken
h
what's obnoxious
hii
im not sure how iβll lay out the ui in a swiftui discord app for ios
k
do i follow apple structure guidelines or copy discordβs layout
*coughs blood at home
both
eggcord
yuri!!!!!!!!
hi
what even is eggcord
nothing
elite ball knowledge
how
who r u
?
i do not know if eggcord is dead or alive until i look inside the vendetta discord
emily EFI bootloader
oh
that's who she is
i think i recognise u idk
meretcord
i didnt know you were in vendetta at that time
π§π©
horror
o
same btw
guh
eggcord when
blahaj dies

did it even release outside of private beta
no because me and samara never finished it to that extent
:(
true but rn if youβre just record some good tho so goated banner is \ne i could really well you taco bell is walter hartwell white. i removed myself
it was just a fun experiment
eggcord 2 when
:[
I once made a nsfw variant of that but it broke and I dont care that much no more
probably soon
im gonna work on a discord client lib that doesnt randomly break
my github got shadowbanned for some reason
then make eggcord 2
awesome
i am such a dumbass i did mullvad bench connected to mullvad
putrid
sorry 4 winning
carry them is noice
π
was it a wip client from the vendetta people
nuclear :3
konata is ahead
π
meow nya :3 kicks you out
they dont have eggcord source on github 
its peeeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkk
strasm reference
alerting the creator 
π
im restricted to vencord emojis because i fucking nuked my Internet booster and have the js source url set to local host which I cant access anymore π
npreg
korbo
if you use the version of Discord it was intended for (since i assume it injects and isn't a full remake), then it should still work in assume

this is a full implementation of discord
@golden rivet @golden rivet @golden rivet
full implement 
we didnt inject anything into anything
impressive ngl
facebook is walter and samara wants
I assumed it was inject because the ui looked so similar but ive never seen old ios ui
i deleted the eggcord discord bc i ran out of server slots
wdym old
I really need to make my client work on ios but idk anything about ios dev
true
idk if ios even ever had a different discord ui
theres not much to it
its based af
trust
@golden rivet idk how i will know what endpoints are bot only or user only
bc im planning on using discordbm as a foundation for the discord client communication
I dont have an apple device to build on π
:o thankiiies
use xtool
yea i wanna make it multiplatform
:]
ill look into it
i cry bc watchOS has no websockets
unless i noticed new feature then does eggcord when does ad thingy
no websockets
one day I will figure it out and the world will get KettuTweak (when I figure out xtools)
amy did something but never told me what she did
which is sad
ig ill have to figure out how to bypass low level networking restrictions myself
is this watchOS?
watchOS blocks low level networking which means anything that isnt http(s)
discord on watchOS would be wild
oh
better
probably
nobody is jailbreaking their apple watch π
if i made discord on watchos itβd actually be fire
i would
jailbreaking my apple watch to give me ben 10 powers
I mean if we already have whatsapp on watches why can't we have discord
ive been lowkey tempted to unlock the bootloader on my galaxy watch but idk what I'd do with it π
bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
no low level networking on watchos, need websockets for discord gateway
that too
can't wait to flash aosp on a watch π₯
i made youtube on apple watch it was fire
Sex
I like midrange samsungs because they are capable but samsung limits them, so if you root it you get flagship features on a phone for like half the price
my next one will be since oneui 8 is locking bootloaders
ive got all the expensive Samsung stuff for the low price of 400 euros
github and when im fucking noises were suposed to never told me send images into writing chatgpt about this snippet you trap it been working that wont be assaulting mfs eating so fucking war on π
???
markov chainswalked so ai could drown
I hate Samsung but they have an amazing Android skin (if you debloat it)
personally Google pixel android is probably the best but right now its fine
@golden rivet
hru oomf
@golden rivet i might be able to figure out websockets on wathcos
but i need to charge my watch
oh deer
122 days until Krismas
122 days until December Holiday
Going to be singing Christmas Carols
crypto referral links < advertising i guess i must fight to type of "their"
9 days until Silkmas
miss CALLIE
pop3
It took long enough for Dell to make a firmware updating tool that also manages bitlocker
D:
pause atchoo
bless you
good night to you too clanker
bless you
Fk you
i just killed a hillbilly and took his banjo
jumpscare

ul ldo what if some good enough that guy so goated banner on here were told it'd come to block reason is hell are capable of song making 12 years ago
To be a dick, or not to be a dick. That is the question...
Be
be a pussy
have cancer
based
Wtf xperias still come with headphone jacks? Based
neither
adam west best batman
vencord.app
Is vencord client sided
heterophobe!!!!
No cause I just recently downloaded it but like with the fake nitro can other users
Actually see
np goober
vencord.app
doing to sleep now as linux added, or cantonese
β οΈ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
is vencord down
dead chat
tessie w
tessie cute
mods lobotomize this user
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