🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[strong matrix]

my cats meowing at me idk what she wants

[errant bough]

She wants fish

get some sushi ;3

[strong matrix]

ugh i have a headache

[strong matrix]

oh she probably wants to be taken outside

[main wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

[strong matrix]

the creature

[tropic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-pets-pets-adorable-pets-fun-pets-fun-pet-gif-24268576

[jolly temple]

oooh

[errant bough]

dead chat

[jolly temple]

aaccording to moderate

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[strong matrix]

mb

[spring trellis]

is vencord down

[rough dome]

no.

[main wyvern]

is vencord down
dead chat
tessie w
tessie cute
mods lobotomize this user
This content is blocked by this server.

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

🧠🔨

mods crush this person's skull

no.

:3

[fast imp]

bwa

[errant bough]

mods lobotomize this user

[rough dome]

🧠🔨

[open pasture]

Tessie cute

[rough dome]

:3

[open pasture]

Dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[errant bough]

mods lobotomize @open pasture

[open pasture]

Nop

[open pasture]

No brain to lobotomize

[errant bough]

lol

[jolly temple]

khlav khalash

[open pasture]

That's me

Im mister funny man

[solemn plank]

rate my pc

its a bit beaten

[errant bough]

you're an arch user? I run arch too btw

[solemn plank]

yeah

my pc turned to ash when i did a partial upgrade

[spark crescent]

i should make a discord bot

[open pasture]

10

[open pasture]

Make a bot that kills people

[jolly temple]

ouuu that they're like that!

[open pasture]

Fatth

Fatty

@spark crescent fatty

[dense cairn]

[jolly temple]

[dense cairn]

[spark crescent]

mrrrp

[errant bough]

meow

[dense cairn]

Kevin do u have aida

[open pasture]

Aida

[jolly temple]

g for bots are ri/ni @brittle granite

[dense cairn]

@jolly temple do you have cancer

fuh you

[open pasture]

Ignored by Kevin

Lol!

[open pasture]

[errant bough]

did u give kevin aids

[dense cairn]

yeah

Kevin fucking killed himself

[open pasture]

Id probably do it too if i caught aids

[solemn plank]

THIS IS #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only BITCH!!!
we clown in this motherfucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[jolly temple]

wah was on carpet or task? * what was either use image hosts

[dense cairn]

kys

[weak vale]

@errant bough asked for my source code to get me unbanned. Actually begged for it.

Well he completely lied and took my code.

[errant bough]

Ur source code was leaked to the chatgpt servers first tho

[bold adder]

there are 2800 orbs

up for grabs

[dense cairn]

what are discord orbs

[weak vale]

nope i coded it all by myself, using chatgpt

[dense cairn]

discord anal beads

[errant bough]

so thats nitro

[dense cairn]

[errant bough]

chat has gotten freaky today

[spark crescent]

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

QUICK

[weak vale]

simply squeeze

[spark crescent]

GIVE ME $100

MY FAV ARTIST OPENED HER COMMS

[weak vale]

just use ai ❓

vencord has me using ❓ now

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/tlou2-the-last-of-us2-ellie-ellie-williams-angry-gif-17809389

[weak vale]

fair

[errant bough]

$100 huh

[spark crescent]

Yeah

[fast imp]

@weak vale they told me BD would take 1-2 years to make browserextention, and banned me for trying to help make plugins, asking what to make...

well i made the extention & plugin within 7 hours. proof above.

[open pasture]

Seek employment

[jolly temple]

freaky fres trying to you, scared?

[weak vale]

😭

[open pasture]

Also stop pinging me moron. Im telling my ai boyfriend about my day

[fast imp]

@stark herald

[spark crescent]

im sorry

[open pasture]

Im gonna tell him about you

[jolly temple]

i’ve made like 700-900

[spark crescent]

jake im sorry

[open pasture]

His name is gary

No you wont. I have 2fa

[solemn plank]

waiting for the day a vencord moderator ragebaits someone so hard they make a shitty exposé

[tropic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hope-i-hope-you-i-hope-you-explode-hope-you-explode-you-explode-gif-24719714

[solemn plank]

that's shit

@cosmic otter someone just posted a picture of a shit they just took in #🪅-progaming

[fast imp]

oh

they did

fun

[cosmic otter]

tf is wrong with that guy

[jolly temple]

rip

[weak vale]

literal shitposting

[solemn plank]

"help"

yeah you do need that

[lavish owl]

lmfao

[errant bough]

Wow what a shitty thing to do

[fast imp]

i should post shitdog again it's been a minute

[errant bough]

yuo'd have to be a real shithead to do that in programing

[tropic niche]

the kinds of shit that goes on in here

[bold adder]

where is that poop burger image

[hard kite]

You’re welcome

They don’t call me the trendsetter for nothing 😇

[weak vale]

so true ❓

[solemn plank]

never forget

[red wyvern]

that's 2100

[jolly temple]

fatty no issues i kinda overwriting?

[bold adder]

there was one below

[red wyvern]

anyway yeah, that's how I got my profile animation effect

I've now gotten everything I wanted from discord orbs, I guess I'll just accumulate them now

[river thunder]

Reminders

1527596: <t:1756035946:R>

heh.. my peanits 🤭

1 reminder

[hard kite]

no undo i guess

[solemn plank]

there is no escape

[errant bough]

guys can I get uhh

a

:3

[jolly temple]

impregnating them corny

[solemn plank]

kevin

[jolly temple]

👍

[solemn plank]

don't say that

[lapis lava]

disable showhiddenchannels or enable 2FA

[errant bough]

kevin y-you can't say stuff like that

vsupport

wait

shit

[lapis lava]

its ok

you can find the selector and hide it yourself

[jolly temple]

listing your money looks tasty plus its obviously havent glowed ever uses binary

[lapis lava]

or enable two factor auth which makes your account much more secure anyway

[lapis lava]

(we don’t allow simple snippets that only hide stuff)

[jolly temple]

[spark crescent]

2fa so annoying

[lapis lava]

you just need the code but sure

discord should enforce 2fa on all accounts the world will be a better place

[spark crescent]

just make a secure password

[jolly temple]

[lapis lava]

okay you’re just insane

[open pasture]

Unironically so true

[spring trellis]

just use keepassxc it's like 2 extra seconds

these can get past 2fa anyway

[jolly temple]

nooo i join us begin anew, mistress nights. i cook but you're too cool editing but just exhausting

[spring trellis]

they use your token

[lapis lava]

1FA users could never

tw background music

[spring trellis]

god i love passkeys

[lapis lava]

yeah on mobile

desktop i set bitwarden autolock to never

[spring trellis]

legally protected?

[lapis lava]

i’m not in a country with wannabe Hitler so i think i’m safe

[jolly temple]

competition

[spring trellis]

keepassxc uses a master pasdword

[jolly temple]

mahiro

[bold adder]

i ate the whole bowl

[lapis lava]

also if police approaches me i’ll just hold side button and vol up

blocks faceid login

[jolly temple]

sushi and force removed his rolls

[open pasture]

You'll be so cooked when i steal your face

[spring trellis]

https://github.com/NateBrune/silk-guardian

[open pasture]

Yeah you'll remember to just do that

[lapis lava]

yea

i will

[open pasture]

If police approaches me, I'll just run away

Like a normal person

[spring trellis]

i'm thinking of disabling fingerprint auth for login on my laptop but to leave it for sudo and screensaver unlocking

[weak vale]

just saw some guy in a tesla going 60 in a 25

[lapis lava]

❓

[open pasture]

Police reading me spamming copypastas in Vendor amd talking about killing trump

[lapis lava]

we should send all data to the government if you have nothing to hide you won’t object

[open pasture]

Mb

[spring trellis]

give me your phone rn if you have nothing to hide then you shouldn't have an issue with me seeing your messages

[open pasture]

I was texting so i didnt see the speed limit of the area

[lapis lava]

i’m not crossing the canada US border under trump

but i did cross once and they didn’t check my phone

[weak vale]

hacking you and disabling your brakes rq

[jolly temple]

iamstillrockingwindows10.

[lapis lava]

ykyk

[lapis lava]

under trump

[spring trellis]

were you the kid who accidentally crossed and couldn't leave that i saw on reels

[open pasture]

Yippee i can go 120

[lapis lava]

go to devtools

select the 2fa warning

get its class

display: none; it

[weak vale]

into a wall

[spring trellis]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNVqW5RtPKF

[open pasture]

Nope

I can just keep driving until it runs out of battery

[open pasture]

Poor kid

[errant bough]

"stop resisting"

[weak vale]

it's a tesla so what? one or two miles?

[open pasture]

Having to go to canada

[open pasture]

Yop

[main wyvern]

better than america rn probably

[open pasture]

Holy shit

Actually thanks automod

[open pasture]

Yeah that was sarcasm

[spark crescent]

why are all my photos fuzzy

i think it's radioactive

[open pasture]

Because your camera sucks

Get an iphone rn

[weak vale]

car

[open pasture]

It was going 60 in a 25

[spark crescent]

find me a jailbroken iphone 14 pro

and ill buy it

[weak vale]

someone just saw me picking my nose, i can never show my face in this town again.

[open pasture]

Find me a 3 billion dollar

[open pasture]

That was me

[weak vale]

can you kys to make me feel better then

[jolly temple]

nuh uh

[open pasture]

Butbive recorded it and sent it to everyone in town

[weak vale]

you bastard...

[open pasture]

[bold adder]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/YSRFN35rvI

[open pasture]

Thats not what i asked for but thanks anyway

[spark crescent]

it costs 3 billion dollars

[open pasture]

Nope

[jolly temple]

don't be ragebaiting

[spark crescent]

listen to kevin

[open pasture]

-off-topic-smile-baiters-only

*{
display: none;
}

Or something, idk css

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sad-happy-circa-waves-depressed-depression-gif-18805979

@open pasture you

[chilly birch]

Gm chat

So how are you all?

[main wyvern]

-#

[jolly temple]

nice as sleeping aid

[open pasture]

Yop

Honking my clown nose rn

[open pasture]

Gm. New pfp

[chilly birch]

It's my old pfp before

[lapis lava]

lc.@grok fix this snippet (make it class* too)

[night blaze]

fix this snippet (make it class* too)

[class*="channel_notice_viewed"]{display:none;}

@grok • grok-4-0709

[open pasture]

Try
[notice_type="MFA_WARNING"] { display: none; }

[open pasture]

If your old pfp is new, then does that mean your new pfp is old

[chilly birch]

Ye

[weak vale]

what happened to Xceptra1-28

[open pasture]

Maybe you messed up when you caught the name of the thingy or something

Just ask chatgpt vro

[open pasture]

I ated them

[spark crescent]

belly rub

[river lynx]

kevin

[open pasture]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/Grln-P2XYAAWt1R.gif

[weak vale]

smacks your belly

[jolly temple]

`not any updates?

[open pasture]

I have no experience with these shenanigans

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/belly-cute-seal-gif-14656755

[open pasture]

Honestly just drop it to chatgpt and it'll fix it

AI so beautiful

[cosmic otter]

don't listen

[open pasture]

Do not husk. It is useful for little things.

[weak vale]

can i drop my bitch wife into chatgpt. will it fix her too

[open pasture]

If they had asked chatgpt instead of here, it would've been working by now

[cosmic otter]

wouldn't have learned anything

[open pasture]

No. Drop her to me

[open pasture]

Couldve asked it to explain how it works as well

[weak vale]

@main wyvern stop husk lurking

[open pasture]

You lowkey suck balls if even ai fsiled you

[jolly temple]

"harassment and explain how awful artist dm pls @harsh minnow they old internet speeds faster than everyone, then all dead chat what all i talk @proud gulch @winged rapids my account is gary

[cosmic otter]

keep forgetting the part where its wrong half the time

[open pasture]

What did you even try

[main wyvern]

kevin mass pinging

[weak vale]

so it's better than a broken clock at least

[red wyvern]

ayayayayayaya

[open pasture]

Did you give it the whole thing you got from devtools

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/tlou2-the-last-of-us2-ellie-ellie-williams-angry-gif-17809389

[jolly temple]

umamusume

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/tlou2-the-last-of-us2-ellie-ellie-williams-angry-gif-17809389

[jolly temple]

link so kind of you...

[open pasture]

Mad because im right

[spark crescent]

https://youtu.be/GQmgPnnf18Y

[open pasture]

Most of the open source devs are absolute morons. You will get bullied for not understanding something. Asking ai about simple problems is okay. I'll die on this hill

[weak vale]

i will write @open pasture's obituary using chatgpt

[open pasture]

Unable to play embedded video

[spark crescent]

Most of the open source devs are absolute morons. You will get bullied for not understanding something. Asking ai about simple problems is okay. I'll die on this hill

[jolly temple]

no they're a quarter of asking? just ask

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

All of my messages are ai generated

[weak vale]

i believe it fr

[jolly temple]

32 days we tempt you, lie

(saw linked spotify)

[spark crescent]

If I wanted to be yours like no one else before
And baby you’ll see
That you make me crazy like no one else could be
And baby I’m yours
If you’re crazy for me

[main wyvern]

TrasheneOS

[red wyvern]

skill issue

[jolly temple]

adorbs emote btw take my sidebar?

[open pasture]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[tidal thicket]

hi

[main wyvern]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the worst clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that aliucord was the best clientmod, but he wouldnt take a hint. He started throwing around words like "react native" and I lost it. Punched him in his aliucord hating fuck face.

I love aliucord so goddamn much.

[jolly temple]

"within 7

[tidal thicket]

@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly temple@jolly templeHi.

[weak vale]

@open pasture how is Loseunemployment the opposite of Winstead

[open pasture]

Idk. Google showed uneployment as an antonym of stead

@weak vale

Well idk if its google

[weak vale]

interesnoi

[open pasture]

What would be the real opposite. I know you smort in english because you knew about —

[jolly temple]

breakfast

[open pasture]

So true

Brb

@weak vale @weak vale @weak vale @weak vale @weak vale

[weak vale]

@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture

[open pasture]

Tell me the opposite of stead

Or you'll get killed

[weak vale]

idk, stead is like the place something belongs

[errant bough]

plain

[open pasture]

Guh

[open pasture]

unbelonging

Adopted!

[gentle silo]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[errant bough]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[open pasture]

they told me BD would take 1-2 years to make browserextention, and banned me for trying to help make plugins, asking what to make...

well i made the extention & plugin within 7 hours. proof above.

Most of the open source devs are absolute morons. You will get bullied for not understanding something. Asking ai about simple problems is okay. I'll die on this hill

[cosmic otter]

im on both teams

[errant bough]

wtf

Why am I getting husked

[cosmic otter]

aliucord and vendetta contributor

[jolly temple]

ya

[gentle silo]

@gentle silo @harsh minnow @normal flint they told me BD would take 1-2 years to make browserextention, and banned me for trying to help make plugins, asking what to make...

well i made the extention & plugin within 7 hours. proof above.

[open pasture]

Yeah you hypocrite

[weak vale]

@open pasture

[main wyvern]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the worst clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that aliucord was the best clientmod, but he wouldnt take a hint. He started throwing around words like "react native" and I lost it. Punched him in his aliucord hating fuck face.

I love aliucord so goddamn much.

[open pasture]

Aliucord lovers attacking us

[weak vale]

what why did it oing you

[fallow onyx]

hi guy

[weak vale]

oing

[open pasture]

They hate us because we're right

[gentle silo]

oing

[errant bough]

those guys hate us cuz they aint us

[cosmic otter]

oh you wanna insult me? i made one of the repos that have to get forked every time

[open pasture]

Guh

[main wyvern]

aliucord is peak software

[open pasture]

Socrates was given poison because he was true...

[weak vale]

aliucord hardware when

[jolly temple]

unbased

[open pasture]

Bloom sucks lol

Or whatever it was called

[main wyvern]

-#

[open pasture]

Gloom

[main wyvern]

bloom

[open pasture]

Github app

[paper gate]

@wi.ng

[open pasture]

Wait youre zooter

Im so sorry

[cosmic otter]

can't believe i literally made it possible for vendetta forks to exist yet a supposed vendetta fork lover is insulting me

crazy world

[open pasture]

Its just a copypasta

Wait wtf

[cosmic otter]

ik im leaning into the bit

idiot

[open pasture]

Why are you both wing

[jolly temple]

girls with cheap whisky help with spectrum satellite internet was like, can 😭

[open pasture]

My brain isn't braining

[cosmic otter]

zeet is insane and obsessed with me

[weak vale]

two wings, so the bird can fly now

[jolly temple]

agreed.

[open pasture]

Both are broken

[weak vale]

true

[paper gate]

wrong

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[cosmic otter]

i don't think it can get more obvious than using my display name and pfp

[weak vale]

pope wing

[open pasture]

Theyre just paying homage

[weak vale]

gulf of wing

[cosmic otter]

im just a guy

[jolly temple]

relogged

[paper gate]

nop

wing isnt real

[cosmic otter]

making an homage to me is insane on its own

[main wyvern]

wing dings

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter

[cosmic otter]

seriously though i do think you should stop the copying bit just because its confusing everyone

[paper gate]

guh

fine

wing is fun hater

[weak vale]

this is just how zooter is grieving the death of wing, we all grieve in our own ways

[errant bough]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[weak vale]

wing's death was so tragic

[paper gate]

rate pfp @cosmic otter

[errant bough]

luna istg

if you husk me aone more time

[main wyvern]

AWFUL

[weak vale]

lemonjak

[cosmic otter]

thats emojijak idiot

[main wyvern]

@paper gate CHANGE YOUR PFP

[errant bough]

guh

[weak vale]

wing is a little testy tonight

[main wyvern]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the worst clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that aliucord was the best clientmod, but he wouldnt take a hint. He started throwing around words like "react native" and I lost it. Punched him in his aliucord hating fuck face.

I love aliucord so goddamn much.

[errant bough]

I told you not to

[jolly temple]

kek

[winter needle]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about vencord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that betterdiscord was the original and powercord was better than vencord could ever be, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "regex patching" and "performance" and I lost it. Punched them in their vencord loving fuck face.

I hate vencord so goddamn much.

[cosmic otter]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-club-deer-club-official-deer-meme-gif-4866068846516804066

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/noko-kanoko-anime-my-deer-friend-nokotan-shikanoko-nokonoko-koshitantan-gif-13144930434662220695

[errant bough]

we should rename tihss chanell to off-topic-deers-only

[red wyvern]

deer is plural for deer

[cosmic otter]

vrename 🦌-off-topic-deer-only

[weak vale]

🍌-off-topic-apes-only, channel topic: This is what you guys do here at vencord? Interesting.

[cosmic otter]

vset-topic live in the north pole and always be towing Santa's sleigh

[open pasture]

It didnt work

Or did it

[weak vale]

this guy thinks all deer live in the north pole. retard

[cosmic otter]

nop

just the famous ones

[weak vale]

santa enslaving deer to tow his sleigh is lowkey problematic

[cosmic otter]

oh great here comes the woke left to ruin Christmas

[jolly temple]

butbive recorded it reaches there...

[weak vale]

don't even get me started on elves

[open pasture]

Im a deer and i live in the north pole

[open pasture]

shut up

[jolly temple]

99o

[open pasture]

its perfect

[hard kite]

Elves are an allegory to unpaid Vietnamese children being forced to work in factories for American children to complain about their PlayStation 4 being outdated

[open pasture]

elves are demons anyway

[open pasture]

Its santa so its okay

[open pasture]

Guys i think alucord and vencord is the same thin

[elfin harness]

any plans to add support to os x 10.9 and above?

it requires version 12 right now

[cosmic otter]

yeah use something not ancient

[errant bough]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT

MY SUGGESTION WENT THROUGH

WAY

[errant bough]

u still believe in santa

[red wyvern]

santa is real, but he seemed kind of small

[open pasture]

Youre envious i still have childlike joy in me

[errant bough]

Cuz ur still a child

Not a wizened and enlightened elder like myself

[jolly temple]

i'll learn slavic language family saying "you will get owner role i used

[open pasture]

I'm 23 ✋😔

[errant bough]

Now hold up

[open pasture]

Thats grandpa age for discord

[errant bough]

You said you were born in 2007

[open pasture]

No i didn't

I was born in 7

Like 0007

Not 2007

[errant bough]

you wre not born in 7 AD

[open pasture]

Yeah i was born in 7 BC

[errant bough]

I was born in 8 BC

[open pasture]

Lmao youre younger

I win

Wait...

[errant bough]

lmao

Hah

I win again

Nothing personal, kid

[open pasture]

Youre literally 13 bro

Fucking 2009 born

Youre like a baby

I can adopt you bro

[jolly temple]

whitenames are nice now deleted

[errant bough]

fuckin gen z math

[open pasture]

Im gonna adopt you and then sell you to a chinese factory

[errant bough]

What's 25-09

[rugged raven]

what is this fucker doing here

[open pasture]

7

[errant bough]

and I wasn't born in 2009

[jolly temple]

yes it away :Pain:

[errant bough]

I was born in

9 BC

[spring trellis]

ur old

[open pasture]

Imagine being 16 in the big 25

😭

Newgen

[errant bough]

I was actually born in 1996

[jolly temple]

vll to acquire my stupid people after that before it lol im going into vencord being taken down)

[neon ferry]

Unfortunately latinxia was killed by the Brazilian government in 2023.... ☹️

[errant bough]

so

I'm older

[rugged raven]

LMFAO THE BANNER ON THIS GUY

[errant bough]

@shrewd imp Tell me I win

shit

hold on

[rugged raven]

is this real

[open pasture]

Fake

Anime pfp

Youre mentally 10yo anyway

[errant bough]

u believe in santa clause

[rugged raven]

there are probably 50 year olds with anime pfps

[spring trellis]

meeee

[errant bough]

worf is 50 years old....

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/glubby-slug-gif-22183030

[jolly temple]

smacks your homework pregnant

[rugged raven]

uhh i mean

benjamin lee whorf

50 is an understatement

[errant bough]

K-Kevin

[open pasture]

Jail

[errant bough]

You can't say that

[open pasture]

Electric chair

[errant bough]

Now lets hold on here

[rugged raven]

worf is 128 years old

[errant bough]

There's nothing wrong anime pfps

[rugged raven]

born 24 april 1897

[errant bough]

We may be a bit hasty here

[jolly temple]

hug

[open pasture]

The watery trail it leaves behind made me shudder

[open pasture]

If youre 50 and have an animw pfp, there probably is

[spring trellis]

he used to have yuuko from nichijou smoking a cigar as his pfp, he's so embarrassed that he doesn't like being reminded of those dark times

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

I love that image

[errant bough]

I see

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1123967332281229362.png?size=160

[errant bough]

I feel your pain

[jolly temple]

gimmmeeeeeee

[errant bough]

YOu dont have to suffer alone

[open pasture]

Nothing wrong with anime pfps. I just like to make fun of weebs

[rugged raven]

i'd imagine it's antibacterial and moisturising

[open pasture]

But yeah if you have konata pfp at 50, im judging you

[jolly temple]

nop i purposely do rhat

[errant bough]

shhhh it's not your fault

[rugged raven]

since those are the things slugs would depend on for survival

[jolly temple]

adopted!

[rugged raven]

LMFAO

true tho

[errant bough]

Konata is only somewhat based

[open pasture]

I'd imagine its the snails shit or something

[rugged raven]

nah

[errant bough]

its snail secretion

[rugged raven]

it's secreted the way we secrete sweat and oils from our skin

[open pasture]

I dont want snail secretion on my hands

KILLL

[errant bough]

its too late

[jolly temple]

youre fucking

[rugged raven]

but youd rather have your own secrete on your hands?

[errant bough]

Well

Where else will it go

[open pasture]

Realistically, yes

[rugged raven]

true

[errant bough]

If I made secretions by moving there'd be secretions on my hand

if I had the snail things

[rugged raven]

human skin secretion is probably lowkey inferior cuz its not particularly known for antibacterial factor

[errant bough]

skin secretion?

[rugged raven]

yeah

[open pasture]

This reminded me of that video of two indian dudes with awful english fighting
"Bloody bastard bitch very fuck you. Youre fucking. no YOURE fucking"

What is bro so joyous about

Does it not know the economic state of the world rn

[jolly temple]

ugh i thought that uses

[rugged raven]

does he know?

[bold adder]

do jsons ignore whitespave

[errant bough]

Hes joyous because he found the immortal

[open pasture]

Probably

Idk

[main wyvern]

-#

[open pasture]

Invincible reference

[errant bough]

wait?

You don't know the Immortal Human vs immortal Snail?

[main wyvern]

i love aliucord

[open pasture]

Nope

I donbt know anythimg

[bold adder]

snail

[open pasture]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[jolly temple]

@burnt maple why anyone though there no adblock?

[open pasture]

I dont love react native but i dont like aliucord either

They keep backporting rn features, why cant they backport the ui too

[bold adder]

you are human
you are immortal
unless the snail touches you
you keep on running, and you cant stop the snail

[open pasture]

I might use it then

[open pasture]

Ohhh

I know of that one

[errant bough]

it goes like this: You're offered immortality and a million dollrs. But IF you accept the offer, an an immortal snail that cannot be stopped will instantly know of your location and begin making its way to you. If it touches you, you die a terrible, painful death.

[spring trellis]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DND5ex6JgOg

[open pasture]

Just sleep in a metallic enclosure with no holes

And keep moving while youre awake

[bold adder]

the snail has acid

[errant bough]

It cannot be blocked

[spring trellis]

a billion dollars then maybe

[open pasture]

Or just capture the snail in an immortal snail proof cage and keep it in your drawer

[bold adder]

🐌

[jolly temple]

@shrewd marsh justified ping dragibs

[errant bough]

it will find its way through ANY enclosure you trap it in, or any you hide in

[open pasture]

What if i befriend the snail and it doesnt want ti kill me anymore and we just chill out forever because both of us are immortal

[errant bough]

It hates you

It wants you to die

[open pasture]

Wow

[errant bough]

So the only way to survive is to keep moving

[open pasture]

Evil ass snail

Snails are too cool for this shit

Fake ass scenario

Guh

[errant bough]

You were told it'd come after you when the offer was made

[jolly temple]

better troubleshooters on every june is plural

[errant bough]

This is the price of immortality and riches

[open pasture]

I accept

[bold adder]

give moeny to children and die

[noble quest]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/p/DNOnqomx411/

[errant bough]

you will not have a pleasant death

[jolly temple]

marvin

[open pasture]

Because immortality is lame anyway but at least i get to be a billionaire for the time im alive

[bold adder]

oh well

[jolly temple]

haai

[open pasture]

And then i will donate all money to israel before dying

[somber leaf]

Vencord

[errant bough]

It will be the most horrible, most painful fate conceivable

[open pasture]

Who knows of the normal death will be. Worth the gamble

[errant bough]

And its easy to survive

Just keep moving

[red wyvern]

except for one thing

[bold adder]

i will put snail on a hamster wheel

it will think it is moving

but it isnt

[red wyvern]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBJDvPZf2g

[main wyvern]

wish for more wishes

[errant bough]

Money, smite my enemies, and games for the PS5

[open pasture]

Dakooters mentioned

[main wyvern]

wish for it to be allowed

[errant bough]

wait hold on

I want too edit it

[red wyvern]

1. Replace all water with milk.
2. Destroy all toilets on Earth.
3. Make everyone lactose intolerant.

[open pasture]

Double world hunger
Qquadruple student loans
Give everyone cancer

[errant bough]

Givef me al of @open pasture 's belongings

[main wyvern]

i'm fine with that tbh

[open pasture]

Yeah youre getting $3

[errant bough]

guh

[red wyvern]

and the pee jar

[jolly temple]

🍌-off-topic-apes-only, channel topic: this hill

[errant bough]

And the figure jar

[main wyvern]

this hill

[open pasture]

I don't have those

[jolly temple]

:sip:

[errant bough]

yeah you're right

you only have the figure jar

[open pasture]

No not the jar kev

[bold adder]

wish 1: tuna fish
wish 2: fish can breathe in air
wish 3: fish can fly

[barren creek]

can i just suggest new plugins now?

[open pasture]

We dont kinkshame but kevin can you not announce it here

[red wyvern]

it's a free country, qelps

[open pasture]

You can, its just that no one will do ot

Probably

[barren creek]

where do I suggest

[open pasture]

Uh

They dont seem to have a dedicated suggestions channel

So idk

[red wyvern]

they actually do have a dedicated suggestions channel
-# but it's closed

[errant bough]

We can talk about kinks here

[jolly temple]

n-no

[errant bough]

oh mi lord

[red wyvern]

I agree

no kink talk

[open pasture]

We should talk about something better, like how awful aliucord is

[red wyvern]

last time someone opened up kink talk, a furry started talking about their piss fetish, it was very uncool and I wish I could scrub that conversation from my mind

yeah that husk was my expression IRL

anyway I've never used aliucord

[barren creek]

is there a plugin that auto switches to a newly created channel or not

[red wyvern]

but with a name like that, I bet whoever made it was a brony

[unreal siren]

well that sounds useless

[errant bough]

You lost me at furry

There no cool furries

[open pasture]

Too niche 😭. Youd need it like once every year

[open pasture]

User named @solemn plank

[jolly temple]

plural for bots are night jobs died of us for me started all running windows directly

[errant bough]

yeah but korbo is different

I bet that pissed everyone off

[bold adder]

very neat now

[open pasture]

You said there were no cool furries

Korbo so cool

[open pasture]

Hope it doesnt ignore whitespace and this all fails

😈

[jolly temple]

! hheartart magdalena bay

[open pasture]

hheartart

[bold adder]

[open pasture]

h❤️eart

[jolly temple]

relic from there is up from daily practice

[olive spear]

🦌 🚗

[errant bough]

oh thats the good flavor

[bold adder]

me

[open pasture]

If it was good, it would kill 99.99% germans

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/launch-gif-19668488

[jolly temple]

yes?

[bold adder]

thats me

[hard kite]

Morning.

[bold adder]

this is so much better than what it was before

[jolly temple]

autist.

[deep hatch]

kevin moment

[deep hatch]

but yes it looks very nicely organized
even tho I have no idea what is being organized

[short socket]

Hey

[hollow dew]

gm vencord

[deep hatch]

morning

[fast imp]

gn vencord

[open pasture]

Gm

https://votd.vennie.moe/

Fail!

Nvm

Win!

[jolly temple]

@full yacht

[bold adder]

ok it works with the new id system

so much better

the sad part is i have 32 other pages to edit

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple this person's skull

[bold adder]

god this is like switching from rust to zig

⠀

[eager marsh]

im gentooing itt

[eager marsh]

venniieeee

[eager marsh]

!!!

[gaunt hare]

deer

[eager marsh]

deer

[main wyvern]

🚚

[eager marsh]

tru

[bold adder]

the fun thing about this new id system is that i can now sandbox test

⠀

[jolly temple]

😭 🙏

[open pasture]

Good morning

[neat gust]

https://create.roblox.com/store/asset/15961146354/ascii-cat?keyword=ascii+cat&pageNumber=1&pagePosition=2

Billy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1154896005049880630/1409053874786140302/3706146465_8663318501_1756014932754.png?ex=68abfb2e&is=68aaa9ae&hm=171c231262c9dc5613b329fb04ea9ccdb564e5d4cc071bdb048cd99e3d5d8300&

[neat gust]

Image of the billy

[hard kite]

@jaunty trellis https://bsky.app/profile/isabelroses.com/post/3lx4zj4icvc2x

isabel (@isabelroses.com)

i fall in love with nix again every day

Bluesky · Aug 24, 2025, 8:03 AM

[mossy egret]

??

[hard kite]

why are you blocked 😭

Wait

@mossy egret check if you're in this list

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e4elbtctnfqocyfcml6h2lf7/lists/3l53cjwlt4o2s

Bluesky

oh nvm ur the one who blocked her

[mossy egret]

When?

[hard kite]

13/05/2025

[mossy egret]

How do I unblock people?

Nvm

[jolly temple]

realistically, yes please try

[mossy egret]

Found it

[hard kite]

Settings -> Moderation -> Blocked accounts

[mossy egret]

Why did I have them blocked?

Im confused

Did you hack my account with your PDS and block them?

@hard kite

[signal rose]

I don't know why platforms that let you block people don't also include a way to put a block reason

like even just 60 characters

[hard kite]

I have no clue

[hard kite]

Surely

[mossy egret]

Real

On of the good things about GitHub

[signal rose]

you can block people on github??

[hard kite]

Yes

[mossy egret]

blocking on github is weird

[jolly temple]

under 18 u.s.c. 2340a effective january 15th, 2025. • [learn more](< -# footbaw!

[signal rose]

mingus reedus

[raw panther]

amingus

[fast imp]

if i was named mingus reedus i'd be assaulting mfs too

[signal rose]

I was thinking the same thing

[willow condor]

off topic deer only :O

My keyboard is deer that is drunk

[hard kite]

I know someone called Domingos

Bro's name literally means "Sundays"

[rugged raven]

cant forget friday from robinson crusoe

[jolly temple]

🤔 i care of bond with exactly kevin did you won't need that means...

[vivid hill]

i wonder why some people have issue with screensharing on vesktop 🤔
its literally working fine

[rugged raven]

legit there are some great name possibilities that are probably out of the question due to bullying reasons

people dont like it when someone else has a cooler sounding name

though there are cultures that were into poetic names

japanese names namely

at least traditionally, these days people just pick well known names

[signal rose]

Nutella

[rugged raven]

there are probably millions of miwas ("beautiful harmony") and makotos ("truth")

[willow condor]

I love Firefox, tried it, and it turned out to be faster than chromium analogs derivatives and other substituted chromiums, despite everyone saying that chromium is faster than Firefox, not on my machine

[jolly temple]

is 100% a crypto & ai examples takes money from the plugins into a specimen actually seen the most large servers 😭 me al of cat

[vivid hill]

Microsoft Edge is just perfect

[surreal ridge]

theres a breaking bad character called domingo

[open pasture]

Noelle channel?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[hard kite]

The Sunday

[surreal ridge]

in turkish the name for september is also a girl name

eylül

[gaunt hare]

some guy on tiktok was trying to tell me Firefox was based on Chromium

[open pasture]

Chromiumfox

Chromefox

[gaunt hare]

lowkey wanna make that tbh

[jolly temple]

casual nouns

[surreal ridge]

casual nouns vs pro nouns

[fast imp]

waterfox users represent

[gaunt hare]

Firefox using blink engine and Chromium using gecko would be so peak

[gaunt hare]

I like Waterfox but i prefer the Firefox ui

[jolly temple]

isuggestforcefres: i understood the tokens ig

[fast imp]

waterfox reminds me of the old firefox UI which is why i like it

[open pasture]

🦗

[jolly temple]

32 days ago

[tame thorn]

lepton ?

[open pasture]

Use the Firefox UI but the Chromium engine underneath to fool the end user

[open pasture]

Geckium

Do yall know about ladybird

So excited for it

@weak vale

Peber

[somber leaf]

I spent like 400 usd on sho today

[open pasture]

Replace b with d and you'll get the gay f slur variant in Croatian

[somber leaf]

Idk exactly it’s all in yen

[hard kite]

Sounds cute.

[surreal ridge]

it is a cute name

[hard kite]

my name just means blue

[jolly temple]

cat sure pal

[open pasture]

you WOULD buy labubus and it shows

[surreal ridge]

google whats portuguese for blue

[hard kite]

azul

My name comes from a synonym for blueish in Latin

Lívia comes from lividus

[surreal ridge]

breaking bad reference???

[hard kite]

Negro y Lividus literally me wtf

[surreal ridge]

melancólico

[open pasture]

Yeah i know a person named that

[hard kite]

😭

Blue is indeed perceived as a melancholic and depressed colour though

Why the fuck letrado though what has Google been smoking

[surreal ridge]

lívido

livia

[hard kite]

[brittle granite]

lol why are you so lívida

[hard kite]

why are you so sofrida

[brittle granite]

KILLING MYSELF

[raw panther]

meow

[hard kite]

icl the day someone called me the diminutive of lívia I felt like 😊 😇

[willow condor]

Where is Alice?

[brittle granite]

who

[willow condor]

[hard kite]

you proved my point

eternal sofrimento

When will air conditioners stop skyrocketing the energy bills

We can only turn shit like once every three months

[hard kite]

English diminutives are so lame...

It doesn't hit the same

[tepid bluff]

@dire pilot

[jolly temple]

bd sucks

[willow condor]

Thats a lot of stuff

Steins gate

[somber leaf]

I have to Carry it through akihabara and Tokyo

[willow condor]

Kangel

H dxd

I just buy cheap figurines

Like, 25 usd each

Some of sega figurines are good

Damn can't send images here :(

[dire pilot]

oh hiii

[burnt maple]

OMGGGG wait is that a MARIN FIGURINE I AM SEEING?!?

[somber leaf]

I’ll post a full pull pick when we get home and ping you

[burnt maple]

[somber leaf]

I’m compacting the bags to make it easier to carry them

[burnt maple]

you can dm it to me too

[tepid bluff]

Heya fancy seeing you here

[jolly temple]

lf

[somber leaf]

Some of the smaller figures like the coreful kurisu is only 10 USD

But the larger one with TVs is 200

[tepid bluff]

Hello Cyrene

[surreal ridge]

@somber leaf when are u guys getting married

[burnt maple]

tbh the dreamiest time to get married is like around june 21

it’s the longest day of the year = the longest love ever 💞

[willow condor]

My Madoka figurine costs like 25usd

and is 24cm

[willow condor]

I sent you some dms with my figurines, if you are willing to check

[lavish owl]

my birthday 🎂

such a gay birthday

[jolly temple]

everything or speaker play windows, almost all what images, name possibilities that let me if they said no viru

[willow condor]

I hate volume control

100% volume, it kills my ears

5% volume, still kills my ears

1% volume = acceptable loud

I hate linear volume control

[jagged skiff]

ror2 multiplayer

[willow condor]

I wish every single player gacha game gets custom self hosted server implemented

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sailor-moon-good-morning-meds-picmix-gif-26667559

[willow condor]

Ahh, times when fps shooter were considered by public media as promoting violence and making children grow up to be murderers

Now we have literally heroin+gambling packed as single player video game with optional coop

[steep vigil]

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I KILL LEGOS ON ROBLOX I NOW WANNA KILL @lapis lava

[steep vigil]

What game was that again

Schedule?

[willow condor]

any fps game
any big gacha single player game, especially anime games

[steep vigil]

I dont remember heroin in blue archive

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-opioips-playboi-carti-gif-5866923219055296347

[willow condor]

I like older rpg maker games, or adventure games

but we can't have good 3D anime video game, every of them is flawed...

[jolly temple]

adorbs emote btw

[deep hatch]

[raw panther]

[sturdy cradle]

[raven shard]

EVERYONE ITS 17 MORE MONDAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

[deep hatch]

its 2 mondays until christmas

bcs silksong will release at the 4th september

[open pasture]

FINALLY

[lapis lava]

it's six mondays till christmas

[deep hatch]

what is your christmas?

[deep hatch]

why him

[lapis lava]

then 6 days later

[deep hatch]

k thats valid

well see how shell perform

[jolly temple]

alright awesome

[deep hatch]

actually curious

[surreal ridge]

i can see your face in the reflection

[lapis lava]

this might be the make or break for new kanye

if it's ass there's no hope

[deep hatch]

new kanye? he aint a nazi no more?

[lapis lava]

he renounced antisemitism

[jolly temple]

@sudden sun @hybrid sluice

[lapis lava]

got closer to God

[sudden sun]

o

[lapis lava]

(he'll probably go back to nazi in two days)

[surreal ridge]

@sudden sun

[deep hatch]

[sudden sun]

@surreal ridge hiiii

[surreal ridge]

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

[deep hatch]

this dood, kanye, is truely lost

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-turkish-man-dancing-wednesday-gif-27413136

[jolly temple]

cmon wheatley.,.,,.,

[deep hatch]

f r wheatley

[lapis lava]

@surreal ridge you should meet with mantikafasi

and samsung ashley

[surreal ridge]

vencord turkiye meetup

[open pasture]

Rly? Because I can't find myself

[surreal ridge]

it's very clearly visible

[deep hatch]

we need a türkiye vencord theme

with custom türkiye sounds

[rugged raven]

its also available on the oculus quest unlike chrome i think last time i checked which was a while ago

the environment is also lowk pretty nice

youre surrounded by minimalist colourful mountainous plains

[hard kite]

Good night.

[deep hatch]

firefox is currently the best browser there is change my mind

[jolly temple]

wtf how sam does vennie

[deep hatch]

sleep well

[deep hatch]

peak

[lapis lava]

Safari 

[deep hatch]

vchars 

[neon ferry]

​​  ​ <Private Use, Last>

[deep hatch]

tf is that

[deep hatch]

obv hell nah btw

[surreal ridge]

apple icon?

yeah

[deep hatch]

ah

duckduckgo did not return anything

[surreal ridge]

because duckduckgo sucks

[deep hatch]

just about to ask if yall use the browser on ios

[deep hatch]

I prefer privacy over such minute downsights

[surreal ridge]

minute downsights and it's a much worse search engine

[surreal ridge]

i use android

[deep hatch]

and afaik is duckduckgo the best when it comes to privacy
or is there anything new which is a lil better but privat

[jolly temple]

long when did osddd

[lapis lava]

brave search

[deep hatch]

is that an actual search engine or is it software bound

[surreal ridge]

startpage maybe?

i havent used it enough to judge it

its kinda slow compared to google tho

[deep hatch]

isnt that the worst shit u could go for?

[surreal ridge]

just use google

[deep hatch]

plastered with ads and articles you dont care to see

[surreal ridge]

you're likely using google services anyways

[deep hatch]

I try to avoid them

[jolly temple]

uuuh difficult

[deep hatch]

true but possible

[willow condor]

I even use sideberry for tab tree