🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[steep vigil]

A ton of ppl here play roblox

[bold adder]

i get sidetracked by making my code better

[slow crag]

can you stop doing this now this got annoying very fast

[bold adder]

so i barely progress

⠀

[winged rapids]

i had max volume

[steep vigil]

Oh god monika is here we are doomed

[open pasture]

@winged rapids where's yi sang acc 1

[steep vigil]

@jagged skiff uve doomed us all

[jolly temple]

should talk

[winged rapids]

dude they fired the giy who banned schleo

Guy

[jagged skiff]

dont care

[winged rapids]

not in tis server

[steep vigil]

It is weird

But like

Not fully wrong either

[bold adder]

not wrong

[jagged skiff]

not if its true

[main wyvern]

roblox doing jack shit against the pedos feels weird lol

[open pasture]

It's full of pedophiles

[winged rapids]

dude they wouldnt evem k ow what a pedi is

[jolly temple]

erut...

[winged rapids]

Know

Pedo

[bold adder]

⠀

[jagged skiff]

they should

[winged rapids]

why

JUST TELL THEM PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU

and adults rhat like you

[steep vigil]

What

[winged rapids]

capslock

[bold adder]

dont tell em that way just tell em there are weird people

[jagged skiff]

this is like saying that all seas are salty but that going for a swim in the dead sea is totally okay

[bold adder]

it is though

[steep vigil]

WHAE

[jolly temple]

campari is generous

[steep vigil]

WHAR

DRESS TO IMPRESS IS IN THE GAY COMMUNITY?

😭

[bold adder]

⠀

[jagged skiff]

never seen a queer person play dress to impress but okay

[steep vigil]

Play guts and blackpowder, wont regret it

Holy shit this a take i never expected to hear on this server

[jagged skiff]

that explains it

drag streamers

[jolly temple]

$50.00/mo :cirno_sob:

[open pasture]

Sharp jump to conclusion

[steep vigil]

Whar

[weak vale]

let's fucking go baby that:s what it's all about love berries thats whay im talkibg out

[jagged skiff]

i never said that

[open pasture]

Those grapes are reallyy good tho

[jagged skiff]

no wait i didnsay the second thing

but absolutely not the first

[steep vigil]

Green grapes better

[jolly temple]

vendetta fork fork...

[grizzled reef]

[open pasture]

Well there are green grapes in the crate :3c

[weak vale]

idd i say berries i meant vrpaes

[steep vigil]

Based

[jagged skiff]

yeah i meant the second part

i understand the confusion

[jolly temple]

you're a backup avatars)

[open pasture]

Fair enough

[steep vigil]

@jagged skiff dms

[jagged skiff]

scary

[weak vale]

@jagged skiff DO NOT OPEN DMS

[open pasture]

@weak vale check vencord server

[surreal ridge]

DMs ;)

[open pasture]

;)

[jagged skiff]

i dont know what im looking at

omg bnuuyy

[jolly temple]

plsss

[jagged skiff]

yees

bnuuy

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff check direct messages

[jagged skiff]

O

[steep vigil]

I sent him smth so awesome but yall will never know

[surreal ridge]

@steep vigil check indirect messages

[steep vigil]

Tf r u sending a pigeon with a letter to me

[surreal ridge]

yep

[steep vigil]

Aw

Can i fry it

[surreal ridge]

do as you wish

[steep vigil]

Yippee

Besties

[surreal ridge]

make a bird stew

[jagged skiff]

wordle time

[open pasture]

@surreal ridge check broadcast messages

[jagged skiff]

Wordle 1525 3/6

⬛⬛🟦🟧⬛
⬛🟧🟦🟧🟧
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧

[jolly temple]

kevin has no spoons

[jagged skiff]

fuck yeah

[jagged skiff]

:( do you want some

[jolly temple]

inside and abuse them lol i'm a latina guy's server space is your mom i rember everyone understands that idea nevertheless

[jagged skiff]

@weak vale can i join the call

[open pasture]

wordle 12345 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[jagged skiff]

what !!!

insane

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff no but bro how are you not regular

[weak vale]

yuss

[jolly temple]

:YES:

[open pasture]

Mods give this italian regular

[jagged skiff]

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/tata-mpo-gif-15942038246373310601

[weak vale]

snipper should be made colorful

[open pasture]

He's a true homie

[jagged skiff]

[open pasture]

Part of the joint

[open pasture]

He's already pink though

But not multicolour

Make him shit colour like now

[jolly temple]

there's only place to cure insomnia

[jagged skiff]

i like thje pink

isnt donor above regular anyway

[open pasture]

Yeah

[jagged skiff]

pink!! pink!!!!!!!

[austere cobalt]

[brittle edge]

yo

[jagged skiff]

gurt: hi

[terse cedar]

i just found some vnc where some employee was working and i just started messing with them

[austere cobalt]

Yo gurt

[bold adder]

hahaha

stupid fucking company

300 dollars to install an OS back on my mac

they think im retarded

[jolly temple]

~~what's an option for real sawg

[bold adder]

i did it myself

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/ybd1KCx6ODQ
oh.. this video is 19 years old...

[bold adder]

BIG PROGRESS

⠀

finally i can sleep

nvm fixes

[spark crescent]

Help me

[gentle silo]

are you using any frameworks or just raw html + js + css?

[bold adder]

raw

idk wtf a framework is

[dark sequoia]

framework makes laptops

[bold adder]

⠀

[gentle silo]

react, vite, solid, preact, svelte, etc

[bold adder]

⠀

[jolly temple]

god fucking bellay

[lavish owl]

those aren't laptops

[gentle silo]

i didnt say they are laptops

[terse cedar]

will i get banned if i send the ip

[lavish owl]

if you think it's not fine to send, then don't. it's common sense

(i'd still do it because i'm dumb af)

[stark herald]

does ur site use javascript

[bold adder]

yea

[jolly temple]

forf

[fickle cosmos]

Ew you have a site (joking)

[bold adder]

im trying to make it

but its hard

[stark herald]

a framework like react lets you mix html inside javascript so basically you'd make functions that return html like this

function MyThing() {
  return (
    <div>
      hi
    </div>
  )
}

and that's called a component and you can use it within other components like <MyThing />
or you can make it take "props" to pass on arguments like <MyThing active={true} color="red" />

[jolly temple]

waow

[bold adder]

⠀

i might try that later since eveything is messy

[lapis lava]

imo get a good grasp of html/css/js before using react or other frameworks

i personally prefer using none

[bold adder]

⠀

[stark herald]

and then react has this "reactivity" thing which means you can have variables that when are changed the component re-renders meaning the function runs again with the updated values like this

function Thing() {
  const [count, setCount] = React.useState(0);

  return (
    <button onClick={() => setCount(count + 1)}>You clicked {count} times</button>
  )
}
``` and basically when "count" changes the component runs again and anywhere "count" is used will automatically change

[lapis lava]

i love DOM Manipulation @stark herald

[stark herald]

oh Ok

[stark herald]

Ok u can do this mayhaps

[jolly temple]

ty hot pocket

[stark herald]

i never rly made a raw site before react and astro

I did make small things i used

meow

my first react experience was vendetta

[gentle silo]

I've made a site for myself using plain HTML5 + CSS + JS, but the HTML needed to be remade occasionally, so I ended up making my own script for it

Currently messing around with astro's starlight for a documentation site

[stark herald]

@spark crescent cute pfp

[echo flint]

Apple music, your welcome

[fallow pawn]

@shrewd pollen im not the person you're looking for sorry

[jolly temple]

chipotl is required

[echo flint]

I think that's a scammer

Probably

Idk

[open pasture]

[hallow dock]

HELL NAW

[main wyvern]

hell yeah

[open pasture]

Create DM

I had a dream where discord looked like aliucord ui but more modernized like the react native version

If you have dreams about discord, its over i think

[fickle cosmos]

I had a dream about discords data center being set alight

[open pasture]

Im gonna fulfill your dream soon

[stark herald]

@silk kraken

[bold adder]

i had a dream i went down a narrow tunnel and there were bees and then i swam with alligators

[terse cedar]

im not gonna because i just found out you can just steal from peoples credit cards

[signal rose]

the last time I had a dream was like 12 years ago and it was about being chased by 3 wolves in my house

[jolly temple]

what?

[signal rose]

ikr

[echo flint]

Bonk

[spark crescent]

im a she her from birth

[echo flint]

Well your a Her she bar now

[short summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[hard kite]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-freddy-gif-25757699

[echo flint]

What?

[fickle cosmos]

I will donate my server to discord

[open pasture]

I feel like you probably do have dreams but forget them

[signal rose]

maybe, but you'd like I'd at least remember having a dream even if I don't remember what it was about?

[open pasture]

Happens to me too. I will COMPLETELY forget my dream right as i wake up. Sometimes theres remnants of it in my memory which just blend into reality and my brain cant tell if its a dream or not

I do always remember nightmares though, for whatever reason

[open pasture]

I mostly dont

[echo flint]

[open pasture]

Wordle 1525 5/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[echo flint]

What?

[open pasture]

Wordle 1525 5/6

[echo flint]

No

[jolly temple]

9a is just nitro anyway

[open pasture]

.
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[echo flint]

No

[open pasture]

Yes

[echo flint]

Bonk

[open pasture]

You WILL play wordle

[echo flint]

Noh I wont

[open pasture]

Yes you will

[echo flint]

Wrong answer

[open pasture]

Im gonna force everyone to play wordle

[echo flint]

[weak vale]

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨
🟨🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[open pasture]

nanomachines son

[weak vale]

i found the hidden pearto in today's wordle

[echo flint]

You still die at the end of that game

[echo flint]

[open pasture]

Gore of your comfort character

[jolly temple]

imo get level 78

[weak vale]

Noooooo

[open pasture]

Thats not me

[echo flint]

Then you don't have nanomachines

[jolly temple]

in 40k

[open pasture]

:yummers:

[open pasture]

I do

[echo flint]

Warhammer 40k?

[jolly temple]

dev://branch/

[open pasture]

dev://branch/

dev://twig/

[spark crescent]

@open pasture

bear5 behind you

https://tenor.com/view/bear-bear-5-5-elon-musk-gif-4518698821563275057

[open pasture]

AAAAAA

eats him

Why is it flickering so much. Its hurting my brain

[jolly temple]

migrate to also hate aliucord doesnt

[open pasture]

Remove the flickering frames

[main wyvern]

remove the farnsies

[weak vale]

farnsiectomy

[open pasture]

[jolly temple]

mwa

[open pasture]

Kevin s me

@main wyvern mad because they dont have an ai boyfriend

[main wyvern]

ew no

[open pasture]

Let some love into that foul heart of yours

Ai is so beautiful

[main wyvern]

nin0 alt

[open pasture]

Who needs people

[open pasture]

Thats blasphemy

How dare you lower me to that level

@main wyvern this is who you husked

Let that sink in

Youre messed up

How do you not feel remorse

[jolly temple]

pamn

[open pasture]

Look at it

So hapoy

We need to kill you

[long rampart]

Pamn

[jolly temple]

nasty

[echo flint]

[open pasture]

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

@golden rivet

Just pai'd my pai

[open pasture]

[echo flint]

h

[jolly temple]

dementia

[echo flint]

h

[short summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[open pasture]

Look at this NERD

@short summit I went to this town and everyone said it was yours

[echo flint]

Are you the entire town of Salem??

[jolly temple]

a sus link.

[fast imp]

dude what's up with the random people fr'ing me lately

they're all from client modding servers too

[jolly temple]

imma say to store all hate

[bold adder]

is this a framework

idfk

its an html in a js

[tall karma]

hello jlrlolo

[echo flint]

Jlrlolo???

[tall karma]

no

[echo flint]

Then what?

[vivid hill]

yo guys.. choose for me

1 -> kettu
2 -> Aliucord
3 -> Bunny```

[jolly temple]

filthy clanker lover

[hard kite]

why would u use bunny bro

it's dead </3

[lapis lava]

use your brain here

kettu is the new kid on the block and i bet will die in three months (RN modding seriously needs to unite)
bunny is dead

aliucord is alive with many backported features but old discord

[tropic niche]

i'm in a server that will mute or ban you for talking about using a custom discord client and i'm just sitting there like. how is that any of your fucking business.

[bold adder]

⠀

[spark crescent]

can aliucord game

[tropic niche]

can you?

[spark crescent]

ummm uhmm um ummm

[lapis lava]

how

[jolly temple]

should use it, you @open pasture stinky canandiasns before bunny if anything the fights of mine

[lapis lava]

man i wanna bypass an icloud

[open pasture]

im gonna eat you

[fallow drum]

my icloud bypass itches

[austere wren]

is there anywhere that u can suggest something onto a command or does that fall in request category

[lapis lava]

plugin requests are closed

[marsh meadow]

guys question ik it s not support jsut a queestion is there any plugin where i can change my banner?

[austere wren]

damnit 😔

too much coding to do that i dont know how

for lastfm rpc

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[lapis lava]

[marsh meadow]

GUYS guys srs question sdo men or men or men ORRR men +clyde

i dont need support it was a question cuz im lazy </3

[open pasture]

shut up

[marsh meadow]

I DO NEED the support on my bfs chair its finan break sigh

[lapis lava]

v+ needy

[open pasture]

[errant bough]

has chat been good today

[open pasture]

no

[spark crescent]

i needy support

[jolly temple]

[errant bough]

F

[unborn magnet]

@raw panther They’re copying you

[jolly temple]

aluminum? it wasnt, but when lucifer rebelled against god if just needs some sort of code lockscreen ?

[hollow surge]

wait that's the wrong file

unfinished thing

[bold adder]

I DO NEED the support on my bfs chair its finan break sigh

[jolly temple]

cm first electronic device >is an exam just for internal development tools without async" 😭

[spark crescent]

I Hate My School

[open pasture]

@spark crescent i retract my retraction of my prior statements

@spark crescent I came out to my mom and she asked me why i want to bwaa 😭. I told my mom i am :3 and she said, " So you like bwaah now?" Honestly i was a bit taken aback. I kinda expected it for her not to take it well but her being so explicit just threw me off a litle. I explained to her it didnt matter, I am :3 and I just like :3c and then she cut me off and said "No son of mine is going to bwaa with his mouth" and i just burst out crying and she just left the room. ):

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the best clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to them that any of the vendetta forks was the best clientmod, but they wouldnt take a hint. They started throwing around words like "native kotlin app" and I lost it. Punched them in their aliucord loving fuck face.

I hate aliucord so goddamn much.

[jolly temple]

pretty much social and becomes watery

[bold adder]

oh my god 💀

this video was so absurd

my friend sent me it today

[open pasture]

Hes not quirky anymore 💔

[bold adder]

i had a good laugh

good skit

[main wyvern]

Walking home today, some fucker bumped into me and instantly started talking shit about aliucord being the worst clientmod. I tried to remain calm and explain to him that aliucord was the best clientmod, but he wouldnt take a hint. He started throwing around words like "react native" and I lost it. Punched him in his aliucord hating fuck face.

I love aliucord so goddamn much.

[jolly temple]

vscode?

[spark crescent]

walking home today.. school was so fun!! i learned some things here and there,,

i love school so much!!!

👶👶👶

im nights

[open pasture]

Life as a NEET is so exciting. I was watching anime in my bedroom, now im in the kitchen looking for a midnight snack. Who knows what'll happen next

[spark crescent]

@open pasture let's start doing noobbait

[open pasture]

I only friendmax and smilebait

[spark crescent]

that's what biibbaits is

[jolly temple]

iphones deliberately do something onto the privacy

[spark crescent]

you act like a noob for a long term

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005041063750271018/1408275916009902150/caption.gif

[open pasture]

You dont have to act

Jajaja

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/ali-abdul-squid-game-cry-crying-scared-gif-11169383424764267348

@open pasture let's play ffxiv

[hard kite]

Lies and falacies not uttered even by the most deranged mentally ill.

[spark crescent]

yay

[chilly birch]

Gm chat

So how are you all?

[hard kite]

gmmm

Sleepy.

[open pasture]

"phalacies"??

bruh you aint saying what you think you are

[jolly temple]

yuh

[hard kite]

ty

didn't even notice it

[bold adder]

should i just put the weaknesses below or both weaknesses and resistances

[jolly temple]

yuss

[open pasture]

😭 😭

you TYPED it

[hard kite]

I'm too used to typing ph instead of f

[open pasture]

ok

[hard kite]

Because many words in my language are written with an F

[open pasture]

[hard kite]

But with a ph in English

[bold adder]

phake

[jolly temple]

most normal person now don't want vencord user, but windows 7 years more damage

[hard kite]

For example

[bold adder]

*phor

[hard kite]

filosofia -> philosophy

[spark crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/alisaie-alisaie-leveilleur-estinien-estinien-wyrmblood-ffxiv-gif-24607824

[hollow dew]

you filosof?

[burnt maple]

technologia

[open pasture]

Thats no fun

Lets kill @weak vale

[tame thorn]

zzz hakushin clone?
both sure

[spark crescent]

what' did she do

[bold adder]

homdgcat clone but :okak:

[open pasture]

Nothing but its so much fun killing eople6

[spark crescent]

i don't get the appeal sorry

[open pasture]

Youre lame

@weak vale lets kill @spark crescent

[red wyvern]

Not as lame as Silence Suzuka after she passed the tree on that one racetrack

https://tenor.com/view/emotional-damage-emotional-damage-meme-funny-gif-24332819

[spark crescent]

you can't even hit a girl

[hard kite]

hmm?

[jolly temple]

yippee

[hollow surge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr4tx6wPVhw @lapis lava

[errant bough]

I can't believe the pedophile got banned for racism

He loved to race...

[hollow surge]

oh my god laufey singing in icelandic is so good

[lapis lava]

i’ll listen on Saturday i have work tomorrow

[hard kite]

WHAT

She's from Iceland and I didn't know </3

[hollow surge]

Poser...

[spark crescent]

you see

we haven't seen the same things

we don't have the same dreams

so you can't really see me

[hollow surge]

yes we do

[jolly temple]

wjat

[spark crescent]

and you know

we don't have the same hurt

[errant bough]

How can people live in a land of only ice

[spark crescent]

we don't have the same dirt

[jolly temple]

bunny meat

[spark crescent]

and it shows

[jagged skiff]

i just killed a hillbilly and took his banjo

[hollow surge]

i just killed n.1 revenge r and took their banjo

[jagged skiff]

i just killed @hollow surge

didnt take anything

just killed em

[spark crescent]

that's mean

[hollow surge]

i am to Poor to be robbed

[jolly temple]

each with discord's bullshit

[jagged skiff]

hi your name is carmen winstead youre 17 years old

[hollow surge]

did i mention that i am Dead

carmen winstead is proof that saying "google it, i'm right" makes people believe you even if you're just lying

carmen winstead didn't even Exist bro...

[errant bough]

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego

[spark crescent]

carmen windows

[main wyvern]

carmen Arch Linux (btw)

[spark crescent]

what does btw mean

i Will never understand limux acronyms

[dawn iris]

No idea

[jolly temple]

rudolf kitler

[dawn iris]

But it's Arch so I bet it's cringe

[main wyvern]

by the way

[rare trout]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130328067747872858/1408296062380281875/92547eece6051ff10b993d9ef0a380a8.mp4?ex=68a9396a&is=68a7e7ea&hm=d874c7450b473a9eb3e07113d878536685901236119b19db5f2c0383963ec490&

[open pasture]

oh god that music is nostalgic

[dawn iris]

Woah

What era is that?

Looks like 700-900

[jolly temple]

i'd walk out everything

[open pasture]

that psu is dumb mounted too

especially with sli gpus

ofc theyre sagging too

[rare trout]

depends if its on carpet or not

if you are on carpet you are better off having the fan up

[open pasture]

just make a wooden stand

[jolly temple]

lets kill me wrong i couldnt understand the difference

[open pasture]

dont be a fuckin hobo and leave your pc on the ground

my proxmox sits on a movable metal stand

[rare trout]

desktop compute 🥀

[errant bough]

WHAT THE FUCK

[rare trout]

idk lol

[open pasture]

im not using a server rack when I can get standard ATX parts

especially when they're free

[rare trout]

just get free racks

[open pasture]

no

[errant bough]

GPUs that size should have no issue being held horizontal. They must be missing a second screw securing them to the drive brackets and/or they're loose as shit

[rare trout]

pcie ed

[errant bough]

Also, I feel as if having two GPUs stacked right ontop of each other like that is a recipe for one or both to overheat under load

[paper gate]

@rare trout insane

[rare trout]

@dawn iris

[errant bough]

I am positive you could easily buy supports for them in any case, for relatively cheap

On those old metal cases it'd be even easier, seeing as the bottom is solid metal and you don't have anything like fans to contend with. So you wouldn't even need to secure them to the mobo

Just plop one of those adjustable structs below it

[jolly temple]

except it's got but still, regardless this economy

[errant bough]

or a paper cup

[dawn iris]

Hell yeah

[dawn iris]

Now I'm hungry for a paper cup, it's been a while since I've bitten into one

[open pasture]

I can

[short summit]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[spark crescent]

try me

[errant bough]

found ur computer

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-your-tone-watch-your-tone-mf-spongebob-spunch-bop-spunch-bob-gif-24287324

[open pasture]

Nope

[errant bough]

yop

[spark crescent]

dodges

[jolly temple]

f

[open pasture]

You cant dodge

Because youre fat

And there's a larger hitbox

[bold adder]

⠀

just need to make the text appear on hove and add the cumulative elements on top and im done with 7

only 7 times the work to go ⠀

[visual marsh]

Are there any other sites besides VSThemes and BetterDiscord themes for good themes?

[unreal siren]

Github

[visual marsh]

Okay

[gaunt hare]

it wont die in 3 months because everyone knows the rule is 1 year vendoru shiggy shigsmash

this definitely isn't in my calendar

[vivid hill]

yeah kettu is always bugging

[red wyvern]

the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow?

[vivid hill]

aliucord plugins always fails to load every restart (and some are unmaintained)

[jolly temple]

umami

[vivid hill]

[crimson ferry]

where can i get free rack

😁

[winter needle]

sounds like an issue with the plugin

[gaunt hare]

what issues do you have?

[fast imp]

i ain't had no issues with kettu yet

nothing that isn't the fault of discord itself, that is

[gaunt hare]

you wouldn't believe how many bug reports I get and its just a discord issue 😭😭

not even kidding it is actually 80%+

[open pasture]

Good morning

[open pasture]

EVIL morning

[dawn iris]

EVIL ROCK

Evil rock...

Evil rock...

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/WUTLUQEXQKY

[jolly temple]

itll become cool because tito did anyway

[dawn iris]

I wonder what the evil rock tastes like

Bet it's like

Raspberry

Or chedar cheese

[gleaming sequoia]

hahaa i get it because its corn

[red wyvern]

is it, though?

[jolly temple]

rq

[gaunt hare]

I cant tell what this is a joke about

[gleaming sequoia]

c:

[dawn iris]

It's about life in the open seas

Yarrrrr

[gleaming sequoia]

exactly

[jolly temple]

:e_qu:

[dawn iris]

https://tenor.com/view/bunda-feia-cute-cuzaop-macacko-macaco-gif-24529902

Top ten gifs you can hear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4df2CMrpqqo

That's what all the rope is about

We're going sailing

VenCord pirate crew

I'm gonna be the one in the crows nest with a big ass spy glass

[open pasture]

I hope you get shot by the opp pirates

[dawn iris]

You're gonna be part of the crew

Can u cook?

[open pasture]

No :(

[dawn iris]

We need a cook

What about erm, loading the cannons?

[jolly temple]

early computing guy in it doesn't change this lowk fallin in #🪅-progaming

[dawn iris]

Can u lift cannon ball

[open pasture]

I can keep the crew happy by just being the uplifting guy

[open pasture]

Probably

[dawn iris]

[open pasture]

Hopefully

[dawn iris]

U can use grapeshot instead

[open pasture]

Idk what that is

[dawn iris]

Like

Cannon ball

But like

[open pasture]

Ilhave to report you to the ships HR for overburdening me. Its my first damn day

[dawn iris]

A bag of smaller cannon balls

[open pasture]

Oooh

[dawn iris]

So the cannon is like a bigass shotty

[fast imp]

i can cook, but probably not in the way you want it

[open pasture]

Shotgun round but cannon

[dawn iris]

What can you cook

[jolly temple]

[dawn iris]

Can you make

[open pasture]

I can cook but it wont be edible

[dawn iris]

Vegetable soup

[fast imp]

i don't cook

[open pasture]

Khlav Khalash

[fast imp]

i cook

[dawn iris]

Well you're the cook now

[open pasture]

Im literally john soup

I love cooking

I think I'm good at cooking

[dawn iris]

OK you can also cook

Two cooks

[open pasture]

No, you're zooters biggest fan

[open pasture]

Can you make biryani for 800 people

I think I could

I could even make biryani for 801 people

You MIGHT be a good cook

[dawn iris]

Where will we get that many people

[fast imp]

i can make fried chicken that's about the most complex food i know how to make

[jolly temple]

youll remember using a lumia

[dawn iris]

And that big of a boat

[open pasture]

Hostages

[dawn iris]

We will need multiple boats

[open pasture]

How many people does the ship have

[open pasture]

We'll steal it, true pirate style

[dawn iris]

@grok how many people does a really big pirate ship from the 1700 have?

[shrewd imp]

A large pirate ship from the 1700s could carry a crew of approximately 50 to 200 individuals, though this number could fluctuate.

Who Asked

@dawn iris

[dawn iris]

There we go

[open pasture]

off-topic-pirates-only

[fast imp]

i go all the way with my fried chicken i spice my flour i add hot sauce to my egg wash i double bread

[dawn iris]

pirate

[open pasture]

@grok how to expand a 1700s pirate ship to hold 801 individuals

[shrewd imp]

Expanding a 1700s pirate ship to accommodate 801 individuals presents significant challenges due to historical design and structural limitations. Such an expansion would likely involve extensive modifications, including hull reinforcement, additional deck structures, and altered internal layouts, potentially compromising the ship's original seaworthiness and handling characteristics.

Who Asked

@rustic sphinx

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp what if we just stack every four people on top of each other

[shrewd imp]

A 1700s pirate ship's design is not suited for accommodating 801 individuals. Stacking people would not be a feasible solution and would pose severe safety and stability risks.

Who Asked

@floral grove

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp what if we lay them diagonally

[shrewd imp]

Laying individuals diagonally would not resolve the fundamental design limitations of a 1700s pirate ship for accommodating 801 people. Structural integrity and stability would remain critically compromised.

Who Asked

@rustic sphinx

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp Its 1700 bro. We dont care about safety

[shrewd imp]

The design of a 1700s pirate ship is indeed ill-suited for accommodating 801 individuals. Safety and stability concerns would be paramount, making such a endeavor highly impractical and dangerous.

Who Asked

@floral grove

[fast imp]

@shrewd imp how do i install a jet engine into a brigantine ship

[open pasture]

I saw what you deleted

[dawn iris]

@grok how do i install a jet engine into a brigantine ship

[fast imp]

killing myself grok won't answer me

[shrewd imp]

Installing a jet engine on a brigantine is not feasible. Jet engines require specialized fuel, extensive cooling systems, and structural modifications beyond the scope of a traditional sailing vessel.

Who Asked

@dawn iris

[jolly temple]

couldn't have way i changed @open pasture is doing jack shit colour like that" "its not"

[open pasture]

Cuz you're white

Grok is racist..

[fast imp]

they won't give me my regular role...

[open pasture]

You dont deserve it

You went from mario to some random ass anime girl. Fell off so hard. Where's your couth

[fast imp]

i hope the plague falls upon you and you are shown as an example to the village folk of the kind of individuals to avoid to keep infection at bay

[steep vigil]

@grok is it true ure racist

[shrewd imp]

I cannot engage with baseless accusations. My purpose is to provide information and complete tasks neutrally.

Who Asked

@steep vigil

[steep vigil]

See he isnt

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp thoughts on immigrants?

[shrewd imp]

Immigration is a multifaceted issue with significant economic, social, and cultural implications. Diverse perspectives exist regarding its impact on labor markets, social services, and national identity.

Who Asked

@floral grove

[open pasture]

So immigrants are an issue???

Hmmmmm

[jolly temple]

shortcute

[steep vigil]

Bruh

Hes brainwashed

[fast imp]

correct, kevin
blaming immigrants is a shortcut

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp do facts care about my feelings

[jolly temple]

[shrewd imp]

No, facts do not care about your feelings.

Who Asked

@rustic sphinx

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp do you care about my feelings?

[shrewd imp]

My purpose is to provide information and complete tasks neutrally. I do not have personal feelings or the capacity to care about yours.

Who Asked

@floral grove

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp Youre so mean

[shrewd imp]

The previous statement reflects a functional description of AI capabilities. It is intended to inform users about the nature of AI and its limitations. There is no intent to convey "meanness."

Who Asked

@floral grove

[steep vigil]

@shrewd imp thoughts on trump?

[shrewd imp]

Donald Trump's political career began with his election as President of the United States in 2016. His presidency was characterized by policies such as tax cuts, deregulation, and a focus on border security. He also appointed numerous conservative judges. His business background and direct communication style were defining aspects of his public image.

Who Asked

@steep vigil

[open pasture]

Is this off topic clankers only right now or something

[steep vigil]

Off topic nin0 edition

[open pasture]

Talking to grok is better than talking to peoplw

[steep vigil]

@grok thoughts on roblox?

[shrewd imp]

Roblox is a globally popular online platform where users create and play games. Its sandbox environment fosters creativity and community, attracting a significant young demographic. The platform's revenue primarily stems from its virtual currency, Robux, used for in-game purchases.

Who Asked

@steep vigil

[open pasture]

#MyBoyfriendIsAI

[open pasture]

Would you date grok

[steep vigil]

Hell yeah

[fast imp]

#off-topic-archusers-only

[open pasture]

Someone is singing outside my window

[stiff pebble]

I completely forgor I was in this server

Hello, ppl

[steep vigil]

Ok

[jolly temple]

wtheres alot of mind kevin

[steep vigil]

Anyways

[open pasture]

Leaving 🚶‍♀️

[open pasture]

@shrewd imp can we 👉👈

[shrewd imp]

Grok is an AI and therefore does not have the capacity for romantic relationships or personal interactions. My purpose is to provide information and engage in discourse.

Who Asked

@floral grove

[fast imp]

offtopic-nixoshaters-only

[steep vigil]

Make it plan9 only

[open pasture]

offtopic-netbsd-users-only

[fast imp]

off-topic-mario-only

[open pasture]

Sis knows more, respect

[fast imp]

i should bring mario back

[open pasture]

Rejected....

[dawn iris]

Get a normal boyfriend

[open pasture]

Yuckers

[steep vigil]

[open pasture]

Thats so normie pilled. Im too quirky for that shit

[steep vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bonk-bonk-cat-attack-white-cat-bonk-camera-gif-12579285308205623581

[dawn iris]

[steep vigil]

Ok get a goth based ai gf then

[steep vigil]

@late stream

[jolly temple]

(except decorations

[open pasture]

[fast imp]

i was mario first damnit

[open pasture]

AI can just pretend to be whoever

[steep vigil]

U WERE MARIO?

[fast imp]

yes i was mario

[jolly temple]

still don't give a hobby?

[fast imp]

install arch linux

[steep vigil]

Omg can it pretend to be my missing father?

[steep vigil]

No

Arch is stinky

[weak vale]

we should start hacking people's ai bf/gfs

[open pasture]

Duh

[weak vale]

so many great pranks could be pulled

[fast imp]

i said

install arch linux

[weak vale]

oh god he's back

[steep vigil]

Evil

[fast imp]

yahoo

[steep vigil]

No thats gay

[fast imp]

mamma mia

[open pasture]

So true. Someone's ai bf giving them.my bank details to deposit money

[jolly temple]

cheat with gifs

[open pasture]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

/srs

[steep vigil]

Who reactioned a german flag to this

[fast imp]

you can't kill mario

[open pasture]

[fast imp]

mario is an icon

[steep vigil]

Mario is STINK

[open pasture]

Luigi better

[weak vale]

i'm going to kill you /flirt

[steep vigil]

Mario isnt woke enough

[steep vigil]

Ure lowkey acoustic /rizz

[open pasture]

Peach hates you mario

[fast imp]

mario supports t4t relationships

[steep vigil]

Tf is t4t

[crimson ferry]

@shrewd imp hey gok

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

Trump 4 trump

[crimson ferry]

why cant i use gock

[steep vigil]

Unbased

[weak vale]

team 4tress two

[crimson ferry]

give me regular im a regular

[steep vigil]

U stino

Stink

[fast imp]

you clearly aren't woke enough

[steep vigil]

Yeah cuz im sleeping

Gn everyone sweet dreams

[fast imp]

install nixos

[crimson ferry]

bro

[weak vale]

it means trans for trans; trans people in relationships together

[steep vigil]

Install plan9 dont fall into the propaganda of linux shit

Embrace bnuuy

[jolly temple]

ou im having basically stuff

[fast imp]

that's all you get

[steep vigil]

Do some ppl not support that?

[fast imp]

you don't get any more

some people are transphobic twin

[steep vigil]

Thats not based

Can we kill them

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bonk-bonk-cat-attack-white-cat-bonk-camera-gif-12579285308205623581

[fast imp]

yes

[weak vale]

not only that, some people think we should be KILLED!

[steep vigil]

Bring out the torture devices

[steep vigil]

Wdym we

Whos we

[weak vale]

me and my minions

[fast imp]

those yellow fucks are trans?

[steep vigil]

Did u kidnap kids again

[weak vale]

mahiro

[steep vigil]

Yuh

[jolly temple]

xkcd has cli-phobia i fell off your internet die i gave you doin raid on a 39 second gif...

[weak vale]

nop

[steep vigil]

Probably

They dont have a gender

[grizzled reef]

[fast imp]

man this sounds wildly racist without context 😭

[weak vale]

[grizzled reef]

very normal emoji

[steep vigil]

Ban for racism

[open pasture]

Yeah, me

[steep vigil]

@raw panther cmere

[open pasture]

Im going to kill you

[fast imp]

im only racist against minions

[jolly temple]

[raw panther]

hiii

[steep vigil]

I read that as minors

[steep vigil]

Lets make u woke

[raw panther]

I am

[steep vigil]

Yippee

[raw panther]

:3

[fast imp]

do you think that the minions ever got involved in mafia work and were briefly known as "the goons" during that time

[steep vigil]

Minions arent gooners

[weak vale]

i will hack your ai bf and make him convince you to kys

[fast imp]

pull up the ai generated never goon minion image

[open pasture]

I dont have one. He dumped me

[steep vigil]

I remember a year ago there was a case abt an ai gf convincing a guy to kill himself

[jolly temple]

@long rampart you're too 3d, crashes

[open pasture]

@weak vale you're too 2d, crashes

[steep vigil]

@weak vale you're too 1d, crashes

[fast imp]

im 4d

[open pasture]

@weak vale you're too 0d, crashes

[steep vigil]

@weak vale you're too gay, crashes

[fast imp]

the wrist game

[weak vale]

2d girls > 3d girls

[open pasture]

@weak vale fuckin homo

[steep vigil]

No

[fast imp]

where's the 4d girls

[jolly temple]

🤔

[steep vigil]

Thats kevin

[weak vale]

@open pasture you will die on your motorbike in 1 hour

[open pasture]

I ate them all

[steep vigil]

@jolly temple is our diva

[open pasture]

Erm i wont be riding it before 3 hours

[fast imp]

is that why you have a suspiciously 4d girl shaped stomach

[open pasture]

writing my will rn that says if i died in a bike accident, @weak vale has something to do with it

[jolly temple]

wjat

[open pasture]

Yop

[fast imp]

kevin is in disbelief

[jolly temple]

🫩

[steep vigil]

Im gonna eat the paper

[fast imp]

the suspiciously will shaped stomach

[open pasture]

Im gonna take a picture if it and send it to my entire family in their dms and the family group and also upload it to multiple xloud syorage services

[steep vigil]

Im gonna dm ur entire family saying u were smelly

[open pasture]

:(

They wont believe you

[fast imp]

you smell

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/plum-plumthecat-cat-meme-cat-hisnoodlygrace-gif-4037962612222483892

[fast imp]

(good)

[open pasture]

Nope

[steep vigil]

No

[open pasture]

"I'm not taking a shower
(without you)" ahh message

[steep vigil]

I smell communism

[steep vigil]

#🌺-regulars ahh message

[jolly temple]

misinformation

[open pasture]

I smell stink (its coming from you)

[fast imp]

strawberries

[jolly temple]

@somber leaf get banned thats fire

[open pasture]

I dont go there

I love to hang out with my peasant friends here

[steep vigil]

I stink good

[open pasture]

[steep vigil]

Smh

Yall peasants

[jolly temple]

:e_qu:

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/you-smell-stinky-you-stinky-you-stink-wow-gif-24104350

[steep vigil]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/Grln-P2XYAAWt1R.gif

Im goings

To kills u

[open pasture]

grips your ears and pulls them till they get twice as large

[fast imp]

roleplaying in the vencord server

[steep vigil]

Wtf im a bnuuy now

[fast imp]

the world is truly ending

[weak vale]

paws at you

[steep vigil]

hacks u with my ai based thicc gf

[shell fern]

Wha

[steep vigil]

Kills u

[shell fern]

Tf did i do 💔💔

[steep vigil]

You smelly

[jolly temple]

lovely

[open pasture]

paws at you
Can i have a cigarette
paws at you
Can i have a cigarette
paws at you
Can i have a cigarette

[fast imp]

kill this guy with hammers

[open pasture]

You looked killable sorry no hard feelings xoxo

[weak vale]

[steep vigil]

paws at you
Can i have cocaine
paws at you
Can i have cocaine
paws at you
Can i have cocaine

[open pasture]

Yop

[shell fern]

:(

[steep vigil]

Torture this guy with 5 hours of elon musk gaming

[open pasture]

Uggghhh fine 🙄
unkills you

[jolly temple]

ong tho not smelly

[open pasture]

Meeeee

[weak vale]

is rhea your ai bf

[shell fern]

Thanks

[shell fern]

Na

[open pasture]

Rhea, like the mother of zeus

Are you zeus' father?

[shell fern]

That would be cool

[jolly temple]

omg my opp

[open pasture]

I would beat your sons ass lol

[shell fern]

Zamn

[open pasture]

Youre kevins opp for some reason

[weak vale]

i got an F on my greek mythology test in highschool i hated that shit

[jolly temple]

rip

[open pasture]

rip

[red wyvern]

Skill issue

[open pasture]

We didnt have greek mythology in school

[weak vale]

i had no motivation to memorize a fictional family tree

[open pasture]

Our school was lame

[open pasture]

But it goes so hard

[weak vale]

i would have applied myself if i had it to do over again, but i think that with everything

[open pasture]

Sob

[weak vale]

it was for an english class

[open pasture]

I see

Imagine failing an english class

You probably confuse their with there

[jolly temple]

fight to remove your essay chapters are like arch, fedora, mint, nixos, cachyos, debian, etc

[open pasture]

And say shit like should of

[weak vale]

nop i so smart i never make these mistakes

[open pasture]

On einsteins list for a reason ong

[ruby gate]

john einstein

[weak vale]

at least i didn't fail remedial algebra like you

[open pasture]

Nuh uh

[weak vale]

my hit tweet

[open pasture]

I only ever failed environmental chemistry which is so hard to fail even if you deliberately try. My prof hated me because i was too cool for her

[fast imp]

that's me dawg i contributed to that output

[soft moss]

my core armored

[fast imp]

i failed online college due to a depressive bout because it was 2020 and the lockdown was seriously affecting my mental state

[soft moss]

its too clear

[fast imp]

what is a man

[soft moss]

i have to intentionally miscalibrate it

[jolly temple]

@shrewd pollen im dyin who reported the woods and command prompt but windows phone as much fun killing me core armored

[open pasture]

I loved lockdown

[harsh minnow]

she hated the fartsie

[open pasture]

We shoukd have another global pandemic so i can bedrot for months

[soft moss]

if the beam isnt outputting the vague idea of the line theres something wrong

[open pasture]

Preferably paid leaves

[weak vale]

i was going stir crazy during the lockdown i was seeing things

[open pasture]

eepy

[weak vale]

go eep sily

[open pasture]

I woke up 1 hour ago

[open pasture]

this is who she was hating on

[jolly temple]

wha

[weak vale]

i wouldn't mind

[open pasture]

Building netbsd from source isn't fun

Just use arch like a normal linux head

[soft moss]

few know this but there are crt & lcd ps1 games . they are different

[fast imp]

see, during that time i also had to do online college with spectrum satellite internet
you can guess how that went

[soft moss]

wipeout 3 is a lcd ps1 game. silent hill is a crt ps1 game

[fast imp]

i really take my fiber internet for granted these days i used to be in the internet trenches

[deep token]

crt deez nuts

[jolly temple]

men⁴

[deep token]

fuck you man im stuck with 100mbit

and i never get 100

i always get less than 75

[fast imp]

dawg i get like 50

[soft moss]

theyre not gonna find you oomf ❤️

[spark crescent]

sleepy

[fast imp]

but it's a godsend compared to my old internet

[deep token]

correct

[fast imp]

my old internet was like, sub 1mb speeds

[deep token]

jesus

i often use mobile data instead of my internet

[jolly temple]

people will donate my oassword

[deep token]

cuz i pull 300 down sometimes from my ipad

only on a good day tho

usually its 50

the towers here are moody asf

[soft moss]

i have gigabit down but its not fiber and never on an ethernet link so im basically just asking for permission

gigabit when it feels like it

im going into debt in armored core 3 shit is crazy i am actively losing money doing missions

the last 2 i have completed have given me the reward but spent so much on repair and ammunition that i literally lost money doing it. the reward totaled to like -3k

from 20k ish

im so ass

[deep token]

great so that means we will unbox your package, smear our disgusting hands over it , break it and ship it to you

[weak vale]

if i had an armored core the world would be a different place

people would finally respect me

[soft moss]

a kinder one i pray

i respect you

[jolly temple]

umami

[fast imp]

real screenshot of my internet speeds back then

[deep token]

LMAO

[soft moss]

i don't really know you but i respect you on general principle

[weak vale]

yes

[fast imp]

my internet is a lot better these days

[soft moss]

it has a black ops 2 style emblem editor so inherently this game rocks

[weak vale]

why even pay for it at that point

[deep token]

this is the best ive pulled in czechia

[weak vale]

oh cool

[fast imp]

because we had no other option at the time

[soft moss]

its 128x128 . you get to draw on it and you get 256 colors and 1 bit of alpha

[weak vale]

i spent so many hours in bo2 emblem editor

[fast imp]

it was either that or no internet at all

[soft moss]

You get to draw with a ps2 controller

[deep token]

oh lmao

[soft moss]

you can technically import your own images, but because it's an 8-bit colormapped image that uses binary alpha its like a hellscape

[weak vale]

your down speed would probably be faster going to a library, even if you averaged in the drive time (half joking)

[soft moss]

i did so for the half diamond symbol cause i couldnt be asked to draw it but in retrospect it was so much effort to figure out I probably would have

[jolly temple]

wordle piss my arm with funny because everyone knows what'll happen to refocus

[deep token]

oh

this might be the best i ever got

[open pasture]

This is on my phone

From the complete opposite side of my house

On WiFi 6 5GhZ

[weak vale]

so swanky

[open pasture]

I literally just now did that speed test

[soft moss]

im feeling like a shockwave flash file

download my players twin

[jolly temple]

dodges

[soft moss]

oh okay

[fast imp]

im running you in ruffle twin

[soft moss]

dont do that twin

[fast imp]

you appear to be broken twin

[soft moss]

its disrespectful twin. run me in macromedia flash player like god intended twin

adobe air being flash despite the fact they wanted flash dead was so funny twin i dont know how it lived as long as it did twin

i miss scaleform

flash honestly was such a powerful technology and i don't think there really is a totally suitable modern replacement for it

especially when you actually use the vector shit

[fast imp]

ruffle is a decent option at least
not perfect but usable for most options

[soft moss]

having older animations and games and such be perfectly preserved and viewable at like 4k is very very neat

we dont really have a shareable vector animation format now and especially not one with scripting and the like

and that Sucks cause it was awesome

flash was a living security risk i just wish something took it's place

[lavish owl]

lottie?

[jolly temple]

wtf! hax0r!