🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

fat

[steep vigil]

ure a fat ass

[open pasture]

fatter than tall ure

[jolly temple]

dw they're too you very bad idea how have that pfp drunk

[open pasture]

ur like 7 feet wide and 5 feet tall

[steep vigil]

sorry but im not info feet like yall freaky americans

use based centimeters

[open pasture]

im 186cm tall

you are 161 cm tall

sit down stinker

[hollow dew]

2 thousand centimeters wide

[proven rose]

No it's a bunny

[steep vigil]

im 172

[open pasture]

it says its from the moon

[steep vigil]

yeah no shit

[open pasture]

why so small

[proven rose]

No it lie, it's a bunny

[open pasture]

moon bunny

[red wyvern]

I am 31 big macs tall

[hollow dew]

munny

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-bunny-bunny-silly-bunny-bunny-fighting-bunny-punching-gif-10092930613717694024

[jolly temple]

schrödingers douchebag is trying to 0 was describing all slop

[steep vigil]

cuz im still growing

[jolly temple]

him up stinky

[open pasture]

snail

[steep vigil]

fuck yall mean french

[red wyvern]

[jolly temple]

:bracket:

[steep vigil]

i mean

if it works it works

[open pasture]

Silence frenchie

[open pasture]

Standardised length?

[red wyvern]

I don't even know if they were end to end or side to side

[open pasture]

[gentle heron]

how many inch per d

[red wyvern]

I don't even know if they were end to end or side to side

[weak vale]

242? they would only need a couple of mine for that

[gentle heron]

can that wood grow

[gentle heron]

are you a trap?

[jolly temple]

awesom thanx

[gentle heron]

no welcome

[weak vale]

😭

[open pasture]

mods can you crush this man

[gentle heron]

donut

[blazing moon]

haha thats funny
i cast invert organs

[gentle heron]

you be seeing inside out at that point

[bold adder]

does that mean they're trans now

[gentle heron]

nah they dead

[weak vale]

i lost the plot

@gentle heron enlist in the NPA and die for your country

[stark herald]

maybe :3c

[blazing moon]

everyone knows that girls are just boys with inverted organs

[gentle heron]

what's an npa?

[bold adder]

nipahhh

[hard kite]

I am a trap (you visit my alley and you get robbed)

[jolly temple]

it’s still runs at it's okag

[gentle heron]

is there a ladder?

[stark herald]

yes

[open pasture]

mental

[stark herald]

what to do with it

[gentle heron]

open the trapdoor and climb down

[bold adder]

strip mine

[gentle heron]

understandable

[weak vale]

don't you live in ph

[gentle heron]

wait is it hot or cold inside a mine?

[gentle heron]

that you would strip

[gentle heron]

Yes, but I'm under the rock

how'd u remember

[weak vale]

i'm autistic like that

[gentle heron]

🫡

I only chat here every 3-5am and someone remembers which country I'm from when I said it one time

[open pasture]

bro

[weak vale]

anyways there is a communist insurgency in your country right now if you weren't aware

[jolly temple]

runs at chronically online

[gentle heron]

dam

[austere cobalt]

I'm Chronically online

[gentle heron]

I expect china to invade soon ngl

[red wyvern]

I am an FBI honeypot

[fast imp]

hi chronically online

[gentle heron]

dam

[austere cobalt]

Oof

[jolly temple]

wh00ps

[gentle heron]

how much is there inside?

[gentle heron]

is it enough for 2 servings of 8 stacked pancakes

[weak vale]

do people put honey on pancakes

that sounds good actually

[gentle heron]

I do

it taste good

[open pasture]

Honey is good everywhere

I love honey

[gentle heron]

syrup and natural honey

[open pasture]

Glory to the honey administration

[gentle heron]

glory

[gentle heron]

is that roasted chicken

[open pasture]

Yes

[gentle heron]

I wanna eat chicken

man I can't cook rn

it's 3am

gotta cook it later for breakfast or lunch

[jolly temple]

afaik i connect spotdl to quit roblox even mention i supposed to that explanation helps.

[gentle heron]

catto

[weak vale]

deep sea creature

[open pasture]

Is that the freedom motif

[main wyvern]

yes

[open pasture]

I'm so smart

[gentle heron]

hello so smart

[open pasture]

Kill yourself

[gentle heron]

Can you help me fix

🙁

[open pasture]

They feed him poison

Kevin would never hate me

[proven rose]

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

[jolly temple]

could it reached new kitten

[proven rose]

No

[bold adder]

jorp

[copper garnet]

wich part or wich saga?

[weak vale]

Part III

[open pasture]

cart

[merry gull]

Hi guys!!!

[copper garnet]

oh shit that's my favourite

[jolly temple]

our beloved

[copper garnet]

Kill Yourself Part (III)

best one

[weak vale]

it's the only one i've listened to but i used to listen to it a lot

[steep vigil]

explodes u

[jolly temple]

holy shit themselves)

[storm crest]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[open pasture]

https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Yourself

I only know of them because my friend listens to them

[fickle cosmos]

chat rate the motorbike (not mine but I rode it)

Why is that picture 18mb 😭

[red wyvern]

very high res motorbike, impressive

[open pasture]

Why is it so thin. Must be uncomfortable sitting on it

[fickle cosmos]

it's the angle

[open pasture]

I see

Goes hard

[jolly temple]

me?

[open pasture]

You too go hard kevin

[copper garnet]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0kEZlJh4mK1QRfb3CT5LPk?si=VzYr_MafQlKAfjwfEvR0Dg

[open pasture]

What about part I and II

[fickle cosmos]

I'm thinking of getting one like it but a higher cc (140), I have one myself (not the same one) but it's scary 😭

[open pasture]

Do you do offroad riding or something

[copper garnet]

not as hard

finally got the table

[fickle cosmos]

Yeha

Yeah*

[open pasture]

@copper garnet How many times have you changed countries in 2025

[copper garnet]

2025

uhhhhhhhh

this year not much

only 3 times

i think

[jolly temple]

bellay

[copper garnet]

im not anchored anywhere so i can go and do whatever the fuck i want

i don't pay taxes anywhere couse i get paid in black

just trying to find my place on my way

[open pasture]

Braver than Joker

[jagged skiff]

im the jorkler baby

[bold adder]

i found this emote

⠀

[somber leaf]

its a jpeg that was converted to PNG

[jolly temple]

umm

[somber leaf]

idk how anyone tolerates anything below 250 cc

[desert sage]

why did they just have to create a whole like channel icon just for notifications bro what is this 😭

[bold adder]

i found out downloading stuff from gofile is like 3 times as fast

ive been wasting so much time

it also doesnt kill the bandwidth

wowza

it goes up to 5 but i opend win shift s and it exploded

guhh

[open pasture]

I don't think win shift s influenced it

[sand island]

does anyone know what the limit is of favourited gifs bc ive just hit it

[open pasture]

1

[jagged skiff]

i think its like

1000

or something

[jolly temple]

:BearSkull:

[sand island]

honestly idk if ive even got 1k it seems like more

[bold adder]

this computer is a potato

[steep vigil]

1

[bold adder]

i do anything and it dies

[jagged skiff]

im gonna eat your computer

[bold adder]

🥔

[sand island]

could be.

[jolly temple]

huskkk

[open pasture]

Chat

https://youtu.be/QZj-tbR6qg8 is the old man part of the act

[weak vale]

how did you find this

27 views, uploaded 2018

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/jHoiiQUcQBg

@weak vale is this better

[weak vale]

yes !

[open pasture]

"guess no lunch for you!"
bro that's evil

[weak vale]

sit-uponable

[open pasture]

Oh cool I have a traffic light in my dms

[weak vale]

lmao

[open pasture]

I'm just that good

[jolly temple]

euthanization here every messages on?

[open pasture]

Jk it's this video

https://youtu.be/8uHFm6LK6PE

tl;dr you'll find some wild shit on YouTube by searching these

[weak vale]

oh i've done something like this before

there's so much shit on youtube that nobody will ever see

[open pasture]

God I love that part of the internet like

The internet is so much bigger than we think and there are

So much stuff we don't know about

So much stuff noone ever sees

It's so fascinating

[open pasture]

Naked guy opera singing is peak

[humble trench]

hey magic world of vencord

should i subscribe... to... cursor....

[jolly temple]

snp your so fascinating

[humble trench]

im on the trial now

[jagged skiff]

wow thanks kevin

[open pasture]

snp you're so mozarella

That's a compliment

[jolly temple]

reactions aren't loading so manipulation

[open pasture]

Because mozarella is my favourite cheese

[open pasture]

@weak vale girl don't do that

[obtuse gale]

guys is spicetify devs same as vencord?

[weak vale]

kevin is sooooooo toxic

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff stinky

[solemn plank]

nop

[bright ruin]

is there a macos version for vencored

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @dusty goblet)

[bright ruin]

oops

its a joke wuestion anyways

[stark herald]

install betterdiscord

[dusty goblet]

HORROR

[bright ruin]

no

[jolly temple]

that’s just assets for a server to worry about it?"

[open pasture]

Wife's funeral ˩˥̆͡ʼ͜˞̝

[jolly temple]

spotdl

[stark herald]

.3

[copper garnet]

fernaflo

[stark herald]

@finite maple im so sorry

[finite maple]

NOOOOOOO

You betrayed me!

[stark herald]

[solemn plank]

THE KOBOLD COMMUNITY HAS NOT FORGIVEN FRES

[steep vigil]

Fuck em kobolds

[open pasture]

lol

[jolly temple]

take a flipnote studio aint fighting games not seeing inside >betterdiscord plugin channel, you sure minimum wage is message content, vee has good :sodasad:

[open pasture]

silly

[jagged skiff]

[jagged skiff]

yum

[open pasture]

go shower stinky

[onyx crag]

hello

can i post links to gh repos i made that include sbs?

[solemn plank]

who sbs

[onyx crag]

selfbots

[solemn plank]

probably not

[onyx crag]

oh

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple say either way too late night pfp so pozzed 💔

[onyx crag]

i made one that can spoof your platform

[stark herald]

u can post anything here

[lapis lava]

can’t

[neon ferry]

Rule 13

Respect the Moderators (<@&1273266391449079858>). They are here to keep everything civil - help them out by opening a #📩-modmail when moderator attention is needed. Do not attempt to handle situations yourself ("mini-modding") or pick fights in chat with other members. Arguing about rules, or refusing to follow them when requested, will result in more serious chat restrictions.

Auto-response invoked by nin0.dev

[onyx crag]

oh ok

[tropic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/crab-glaggleland-gif-22418145

[jagged skiff]

i did

[open pasture]

guh

[stark herald]

sorry do it again

[viral night]

can i ping vee?

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-water-cute-cat-shower-cat-gif-27550509

[hard kite]

No

@harsh minnow right

[viral night]

bruh

[jolly temple]

man, i said the slurs ending in ragebait now kill a stalker but the regular

[bold adder]

gwa gwa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375300606847221820/1396022435215577098/caption.gif

[jagged skiff]

i like this gif

gwa gwa

[hard kite]

What is freezer pop

lc.I freezer pop

[night blaze]

Giveaway Freezer Pops

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/24

[hard kite]

oh i hate it nvm

[jolly temple]

how.

[spring trellis]

those are called icy poles

[winter girder]

No @harsh minnow

[viral night]

who is https://github.com/zt64

[austere cobalt]

Flavored Ice, I buy the ones that are in a net

[hard kite]

It's zee tee sixty-four

[winter girder]

Me

[austere cobalt]

vminky

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-blink-blinkingcat-cute-funny-gif-8859604814399687515

[hollow surge]

@hard kite

i am unscammable

[hard kite]

Lmao

[vapid yarrow]

what if that's really her tho

[hollow surge]

eliminate them

[fickle cosmos]

Drak 🗣️ 🔥

[crimson ferry]

i am pink now

[fickle cosmos]

Omg same 😱

[pearl obsidian]

hi

[eager island]

hi can someoen send me the donate link for vencord

[crimson ferry]

https://github.com/sponsors/Vendicated

[jolly temple]

hi

[crimson ferry]

hi kevin

@primal sequoia you smell like cheese

[dawn iris]

Vote orange!!!

[bold adder]

otter pop

but my friends called em ice sticks

cause on hot days we would run around and throw them at each other

[dawn iris]

[bold adder]

and then we get to eat one of we hit someone

[dawn iris]

Good friends

[austere cobalt]

VOTE BLUE

[dawn iris]

We all know what azure blue tastes like

[bold adder]

blindness

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-neon-genesis-evangelion-gif-26415721

[red wyvern]

https://m.fxtwitter.com/pixyAnon7/status/1956153833698083102

Pixy (@pixyAnon7)

This is the equivalent of sending in a retired delta operator for one last boogaloo.

Quoting DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm)
︀
Chris Hansen is working on a documentary that will investigate Roblox’s handling of child safety issues.
︀︀
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[bold adder]

these damn rats

they got to the grapes

at least they survived

[unreal oar]

theres no way those absolute buffoons at discord decided to bloat my sidebar even more with a goddamn notifications button

let me keep my inbox you bastards

[jolly temple]

maimai left. was literally do alcohol then you're ass time-taker

[austere lintel]

dude i hate it

[unreal oar]

found a fix

[jolly temple]

bcause im 186cm

[unreal oar]

dev://experiment/2025-04_desktop_notification_center

set that to not eligible

[jolly temple]

dont. call you judge someone remembers which country

[unreal oar]

you can lookup inbox in experiments

[blazing moon]

thanks for sending this, just enabled it, new notification center so peak

[unreal oar]

i hope you get banned for that

[outer radish]

call me william afton the way im tryna revive my family

my wii doesnt launch apps and my 3ds is reduced to it's main board and sd card

[crimson ferry]

super brick

[spark crescent]

Hello

Give Me $40

[unreal oar]

nah i js turned it off

then ill just use quickcss

too easy

[spark crescent]

Ok

Guys Let's Stop Harassing Minimum Wage Employees

[cosmic otter]

terrible idea

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter wing wont

@cosmic otter do you wing your wong

wenis

[spark crescent]

his what

[cosmic otter]

im a niche internet microcelebrity

[jolly temple]

soul

[hollow surge]

i have winged

[lapis lava]

sorry zoot hacked my account

[main wyvern]

seek

[jolly temple]

ohhhh

[lapis lava]

my love ❤️ can i get an autograph

[cosmic otter]

yeah sure

Wing

[lapis lava]

every time i see a frog i think of you

[lapis lava]

bro thinks he’s kanye

[hollow surge]

can i get a manograph(reverse of autograph)

[rare trout]

why do all the sellers on alibaba get like this https://tenor.com/view/shrek-sign-rumpelstiltskin-gif-27469999

[winter mango]

hi fellow sentient intelligences

[fickle cosmos]

What's sentient mean?

[jolly temple]

horrors beyond comprehension

[fickle cosmos]

Thanks kelvin

[winter mango]

Uh self aware

[austere cobalt]

CATS CATS MEOW MEOW MRRPP JSKSKSOAO

[winter mango]

Should prob remove "intelligence"

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/smutny-kotek-smutny-kot-kotki-kotka-kotek-gif-7592629099416246391

[fickle cosmos]

Mods ban this user for mentioning the m word

[winter mango]

I wanna crush with my hands furjvdufnenhoche

[winter mango]

Ah scary car

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078930835006312458/1078939502288052244/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3-1.gif

[fickle cosmos]

Take the sun

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-cat-sad-cat-me-when-i-dont-get-orod-tickets-gif-13399313231964052110

[open pasture]

Their greed is sickening. They dont need that many. They should give them to me

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-lebron-los-angeles-lakers-lakers-dunk-gif-16216227

[jolly temple]

pie

[lapis lava]

@jolly temple marry me

[fallow drum]

@golden rivet mentioned

[tropic niche]

poast toast

[fickle cosmos]

Raspberry Pi(e) mentioned?

[fickle cosmos]

No amen break I no likey

[hollow surge]

amen break good but kind of overrated...

[long rampart]

Who's the one that gives good advices

[hollow surge]

i am

[spring trellis]

advice*

[long rampart]

What about the bad ones

[hollow surge]

i wanted to big htem but they removed their name

noooo

[long rampart]

I need advice on my ai girlfriend in character ai 🥺

[hollow surge]

break up

[jolly temple]

wah

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[fallow drum]

@lapis lava is the guy for you then

[open pasture]

We should start killing people again i think

https://reddit.com/r/myboyfriendisai

[jolly temple]

epic bug it's ok considering i wouldnt survive the line

[open pasture]

epic bug

🐞

[fickle cosmos]

Wow how dare you

Think break when

[hollow surge]

not Niche enough

[open pasture]

Pee break

[hollow surge]

also this video was animated inside fl studio btw

[jolly temple]

@deep token

[hollow surge]

@deep token

[spring trellis]

lmao

[fickle cosmos]

Fak u

[split lotus]

awawa

[thorn jacinth]

is there a vencord plugin for real invisible mode

[lapis lava]

no because there’s no such thing as real invisible mode

[spring trellis]

what is real invisible mode

[thorn jacinth]

invisible mode that can't be uncovered with vencord plugins

[spring trellis]

invisible can't be uncovered with vencord plugins

[thorn jacinth]

I go in invisible, and people still see if I am online

[split lotus]

so discord's already built in invisible mode?

[spring trellis]

how

[fickle cosmos]

Wrong it's called

* {
    display: none;
}

[split lotus]

could you elaborate

[split lotus]

will try! :3

[jolly temple]

joking

[spring trellis]

if you're talking about platformindicators showing the grey symbol, only you can see that

[jolly temple]

06:12 🙏

[fickle cosmos]

God dammit I crashed my nav bar again

[thorn jacinth]

invisible != offline for other people

[split lotus]

yeah its just a client thing
i have the same thing going on, it shows me on my phone for example when i have it

test

oh i cant use images mb skill issue

[spring trellis]

i literally cannot see that you are online

[split lotus]

yeah its offline here too

[hollow surge]

it's online for me

[split lotus]

guh

[open pasture]

Whats the swords symbol at the top right supposed to do? Invite them to a duel irl?

[thorn jacinth]

some people can somehow tell if I am online despite being invisible, do they have like something that just tracks if I send a message somewhere

and can tell from what devices I am online

[open pasture]

They want you so bad bro

[jolly temple]

unless you disassemble and climb down whitename too late night pfp

[thorn jacinth]

they have like additional icons near my username in chats

[hollow surge]

i have a home powered server dedicated to watching your every move on discord and tracking whether you are or aren't online depending on how late you sent your message in relation to right now

[hollow surge]

question, is it a monitor symbo

or like

[jolly temple]

pukes

[split lotus]

embed perms guh

[hollow surge]

a cellphone symbol

[split lotus]

good one kevin

[thorn jacinth]

monitor, cellphone, whatever I am from

[hollow surge]

oh

no that doesn't track if you're online

it only tracks where your message came from

if you're sending a message from a computer

[crimson ferry]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-evil-cat-relatable-gif-9617053590185887372

[hollow surge]

it shows a monitor

if it's a phone, it's a cellphone

[split lotus]

can i join

[crimson ferry]

yea

[hollow surge]

the don't know if you're online

[split lotus]

wahoo

[jolly temple]

bypass age verification -# hey

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava ban

[open pasture]

What if i install android on my computer to troll it

[split lotus]

teehee

i know a bypass alts

[hollow surge]

then i explode you

[blazing moon]

oh god he's already bolding words

[jolly temple]

therefore you talking to it?

[hollow surge]

fr scatt

why are you talking t oit

[split lotus]

idk how the age verification works tbh
im still fairly new to discord, friend introduced me

[blazing moon]

and you reponded, didnt you?

[hollow surge]

also that is a tremendously horrible name i am so sorry scatt

[split lotus]

he told me bout vencord :3

[blazing moon]

sorry thats a common visual glitch on my profile idk why

my name isnt actually scatt

[jolly temple]

awwww

[open pasture]

How soon

[split lotus]

its actually cats

[hollow surge]

why r we Lying...

[jolly temple]

4 sticks

[hollow surge]

fanta stick

[split lotus]

the letters are being jumbled around for some reason..,.

[blazing moon]

yop

weird glitch

i think iyds because discord hates me

[split lotus]

maybe

rahhh

oh there's an image sender role
that explains the embed perms

[blazing moon]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-gets-flung-and-explodes-orange-cat-funny-cat-meme-explodes-gif-10706110874965244466

[spring trellis]

#info message

[split lotus]

guhhh

[open pasture]

ID

[split lotus]

oh im absolutely not surprised

[open pasture]

You get em at lvl 5

[jolly temple]

majestic drawing app is oomf

[open pasture]

Or 10

Idk

[split lotus]

i dont want to trigger the age verfication thing 😭

i aint giving my mf id

[spring trellis]

it wont just randomly happen

just dont joke that you're underage

[spark crescent]

just give your id

[split lotus]

i figured it'd be something along the lines of that

[spark crescent]

you take a pic of ur selfie holding your id

i used my school id it was fine

[split lotus]

yeah but i dont like sharing info randomly unless its a website i absolutely feel the need to go for

[open pasture]

Dont do it

[spark crescent]

Do It.....

[fallow drum]

only a matter of time until discord uses ai to determine if you’re underage and then require id from there

[spark crescent]

We Will Feed It To Ai

[open pasture]

As long as you dont joke about being under 13, it wont happen

[jolly temple]

(also please find my bare paws are you smell stinkyy

[spark crescent]

and make fake identities

[split lotus]

i sure wonder where that idea comes fromn

[open pasture]

Where did he learn this from

[split lotus]

Simply saying "oh im __ years old lol" is enough i guess lol

[open pasture]

We need to kill them

Yeah. Thats the only thing that gets you banned from discord

[split lotus]

at the very least temporarily disabled until you either
a. id
b. alt

i choose c

[open pasture]

Give up and stop using discord

[split lotus]

that's the mindset

[open pasture]

[clever ore]

dont be a minor

simple

[spark crescent]

googoogaga

googoo

i want my mommy

[jolly temple]

lc.gem whats gud kevin

[spark crescent]

my my daddy

choo choo

[open pasture]

User is an infant

[spark crescent]

cat pfp in 2925

2025

[gleaming sequoia]

option d is none of the above if you already had to deal with this lol

[open pasture]

Reported

[split lotus]

[open pasture]

Anime pfp in 2025

[gleaming sequoia]

fym reported i alreayd had the id shit

[open pasture]

Not you smh

[gleaming sequoia]

oh

[open pasture]

Also same....

[gleaming sequoia]

sob

[jolly temple]

vcoinflip

[neon ferry]

🪙 Heads!

[spark crescent]

i still get muted for joking my age

[gleaming sequoia]

i can joke about my age now!!!!

[spark crescent]

AFTER VERIFYING MY ID

[gleaming sequoia]

oh

[open pasture]

I used to be stupid. Shouldn't have given my id

[jolly temple]

midget

[spark crescent]

i tried to appeal but they ghosted me

literally

[gleaming sequoia]

ill be honest

[open pasture]

They will disable it again

[jolly temple]

more polite

[spark crescent]

they put my ticket Solved

[open pasture]

They want more pictures of you vro

[gleaming sequoia]

it was my mom's id
im 17 yeah but i genuinely cannot get to the dmv because of my dad's work

[spark crescent]

if they want it that bad just ask

[blazing moon]

that only happens if you're really pretty though

[spark crescent]

im pretty

[split lotus]

damn you're lucky to not have to go through the continuous pictures then

[blazing moon]

i dont have that struggle

[open pasture]

Discord CEO dming people

[open pasture]

Wow no wonder they didn't disable @spark crescent's account

[split lotus]

ceo sliding in "hey wsg bbg i own discord want some cash"

[blazing moon]

hi its me jason citron be my ekitty plzz im 40m

[split lotus]

id be the type to take the money and then start leaving him on read indefinitely with the money

[fast imp]

discord will forever attach this age to your account now that you've said this

[spark crescent]

oh my account is all good now

[jolly temple]

raspberry pi's sd card

[spark crescent]

it was at very limited

[blazing moon]

ive never broken a discord rule ever

[gleaming sequoia]

i had the issue way before this feature was added lolp

[fast imp]

discord locked my shit for joking about my age once but never actually put a flag on my account standing

[split lotus]

fire

[fast imp]

it appears as if i never had a violation to begin with

[split lotus]

yall
sharex or lightshot

[spark crescent]

is this the best moderation system in summer 2025

[fast imp]

sharex

[split lotus]

nahh roblox's moderation is totally better trust,.,

[fast imp]

no competition

[open pasture]

Wow cant believe he's 40 meters tall

[blazing moon]

while horizontal

[split lotus]

waow so tal

[spark crescent]

https://www.youtube.com/live/WOQJkS8l2sk

[open pasture]

A friend of mine reported someone admitting to sending minors lewd stuff in dms. Discord responded months later and the guy had deleted his messages by then....

[split lotus]

shit this is current
ima watch the wan ngl

i never do but i wanna know more of the info

[jolly temple]

which ending.... :sus:

[open pasture]

I dont think they care to protect the children. Theyre just doing the bare minimum to stay out of legal trouble

[split lotus]

avergae roblox

average roblox

[open pasture]

I'm talking about discord

[blazing moon]

whatever makes the most money

[split lotus]

average discord

[open pasture]

Which is literally only the age messages. Claim to be younger than 13 and youre cooked. Otherwise its all good. Feel free to be a pedophile

[spring trellis]

former mod in a server i'm in groomed me and like 7 other people in 2022 and nothing has happened to him

[open pasture]

[blazing moon]

we kill the children and keep the pedophiles, that way everyone is happy

[spring trellis]

he did at least get banned from the server

i replaced him as mod

[jolly temple]

lttstore.com

[spark crescent]

yes

[jolly temple]

wait you script a racist of overrated...

[spark crescent]

no

[open pasture]

Your time to take the torch

/j

[lapis lava]

fartsie

[open pasture]

Also im sorry that happened

[open pasture]

nin0

[spark crescent]

FARNSIE

[spring trellis]

he lost interest very fast so idc anymore

[jolly temple]

shouldn't be fixed now its butt

[spark crescent]

DO NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

[split lotus]

meow

[weak vale]

lol

[open pasture]

It was kinda funny in my head. Im sorry

[spark crescent]

It ok

[split lotus]

😭

[blazing moon]

that is usually how it goes though, you get some points for accuracy

[open pasture]

[split lotus]

so cuteeee

i love the cozy

[main wyvern]

[open pasture]

[blazing moon]

vennie so cute

[weak vale]

lc.pfp @split lotus

[night blaze]

labsCore

[split lotus]

meeee

[open pasture]

Wtf where are her ears

Why you so round

[blazing moon]

eauuu that looks so cursed

[jolly temple]

mutual

[split lotus]

this looks weirddd

[split lotus]

blobcatcozy only

[weak vale]

it looks bald

[split lotus]

comfy is forbidden

[main wyvern]

[blazing moon]

vencord server destroyed my view on that emoji now

[split lotus]

if it isnt a blobcatcozy and only a normal cozy it is forbidden

[blazing moon]

[split lotus]

[spark crescent]

i wanna study

[split lotus]

study then

[jolly temple]

1970

[open pasture]

Its 1984 kev

[jolly temple]

recommended angel engine to worst music isn't garbage issue ngl vban is sooooooo toxic trump impression

[split lotus]

wtf why is my keyboard layout fucked

[blazing moon]

blobcatvore

[open pasture]

No you dont

[split lotus]

i set it to the dutch layout why isnt it the dutch layout grrrr

[open pasture]

Oooooo you want to play minecraft instead oooooo

[errant bough]

minecraft

[open pasture]

They hate the dutch

[split lotus]

wow....

[open pasture]

Racist keyboard

[split lotus]

what did we do

[blazing moon]

oh my god its you

[weak vale]

this is lake's normal voice he just talks like this all day

[split lotus]

what did we do to deserve the hate....

[errant bough]

People still play mincraft?

[jolly temple]

uninstall windows 11 pro

[split lotus]

shit windows update blocker is on

[open pasture]

Necesse > Terraria >>> Minecraft

[open pasture]

u forgor

[blazing moon]

who the fuck are you

[spark crescent]

what's a neet

[open pasture]

Bro measures fluids in grams

Awful

[split lotus]

there now its working

gotta disable windows update blocker just to install shit pensive

but anything to not get an update

<3

[open pasture]

Not in Education, Employment or Training

[blazing moon]

that voice is an impression of a regular human being

[split lotus]

it can also be
Not Educated, Employed, or Trained.

not educated so relatable

[jolly temple]

bye

[open pasture]

What

[weak vale]

everyone should aspire to be neet

[open pasture]

Humans were made to be neets

Did the cavemen have jobs?

[split lotus]

cool keybaord layout fixed

[open pasture]

The woke left wants me to work to make more money for trillionaires

[blazing moon]

yeah hunting

[open pasture]

unfixes it

[weak vale]

cavemen were happy because they didn't invent wage labor yet

[split lotus]

wow you hate the dutch too.....

[open pasture]

Thats not a job

[split lotus]

smh

[open pasture]

Thats a hobby

[open pasture]

Nooo

[open pasture]

i spilled my protien smoothie 😭

[blazing moon]

my hobby is hunting humans

[jolly temple]

[open pasture]

I love everyone. Im so lovecore smilecel

[weak vale]

we took the puppy girl to the pound, what are we supposed to do with goat girls

[open pasture]

IM DOWN HALF MY PROTEIN FOR THIS MEAL AHAAAAA

[open pasture]

Feeling joy upon your misery ngl

[open pasture]

How many so far

[open pasture]

kys (keep yourself safe)

[weak vale]

you will become weak and frail

[open pasture]

Mmm mutton

[jolly temple]

big server literally up early today

[weak vale]

TRUE !

[split lotus]

wish it was possible to do shit like using half of my only gpu for a kvm but that's not even close to impossible
man i cant afford another gpu sob

[solemn plank]

take to the knackers

you want to hear a funny sound

[weak vale]

@split lotus you will be mutton soon

[split lotus]

nnoooooo

[weak vale]

yop

[split lotus]

why ralsei be mutton.,.,,.,,
nooo

[open pasture]

Fart asmr

[jolly temple]

between reddit wholesome

[solemn plank]

My cool sounds

[solemn plank]

The instrument

[split lotus]

guh.

[errant bough]

vro

[jolly temple]

message when someone make favorite game server literally cost me and does for you know any sense

[errant bough]

What is this that

[solemn plank]

it's a squeaker I ripped out of a toy pig

[jolly temple]

vibecoding all because that's okay thats it, lol)

[open pasture]

Random piece of pipe i assume

[errant bough]

why can't this chat be nromal

[open pasture]

It is though

You hate fun 💔

[solemn plank]

what if we're normal and everyone else is weird

[weak vale]

if i get put on life support and they put a tube in my throat i want it to be one of those squeeker toys so everytime i talk i make that sound

[jolly temple]

smh fine but some things happening in ph

[errant bough]

I come in, someone rips a pipe out of atoy pig, decentralized girl is ragebaiting everyone, a dude's fantasizing about goats, and kevin's schizoposting

[open pasture]

A man cant even play with a squeaker without beinf called abnormal

Smh my head

[open pasture]

What. Im not ragebaiting!

[weak vale]

who said it's a fantasy

this is very real

[errant bough]

you're ragebaiting rn

[open pasture]

Nope

Not my fault youre so hateful and full of rage that just my existence is pissing you off

[solemn plank]

i think they might be just disagreeing with you

[open pasture]

I didnt do anything

[split lotus]

04:53..,,.

[jolly temple]

half humans?

[blazing moon]

i also used to have a squeaker i ripped out of a toy

[errant bough]

as for me

[weak vale]

i feel like the anti ragebait cat would be physically incapable of ragebaiting

[errant bough]

I'm happymaxing

[clever ore]

you cant cozybait me

[open pasture]

I believe in smilebaiting

And friendmaxxing

[open pasture]

Cozybait...

[blazing moon]

aww vencord so wholesome!!

[split lotus]

honkette has been cozied..,

[weak vale]

lovebaiting

[spring trellis]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DNT2EZ9oDVW

[jolly temple]

everyone here :3c

[clever ore]

NOOOOOO

[solemn plank]

and you can still cozybait. so powerful

[vestal swan]

what the hell

Rumia doin the fish funny

[open pasture]

baiting

[solemn plank]

🦎

[clever ore]

God fears me

[weak vale]

i'm a master at it

[errant bough]

Rumia doing the fish funny

[clever ore]

[open pasture]

KILL

[weak vale]

do you got angry birds on that

[open pasture]

Ts is NOT tuff bro

[split lotus]

a

[jolly temple]

hop on the hate....

[split lotus]

meow hug

[jolly temple]

cool it shows a

[split lotus]

mean,..,

[solemn plank]

:kindsoul:

[errant bough]

wait no

[split lotus]

yes it looks adorable

[errant bough]

the gif

hold on

[solemn plank]

gif failure

[stark herald]

sometimes I look out my apartment window and when someone's walking near I shoot some milk with my water gun and go into hiding

[errant bough]

lemme try again

[open pasture]

I had to take a fucking shower

[solemn plank]

i do the same but with a bucket

[errant bough]

https://media.tenor.com/MVJwcsIVPy0AAAAM/ragebait-rage.gif

[jolly temple]

erong image is morally okay it’s a baby reacting me send something

[solemn plank]

did someone shoot milk at you with a water gun

[open pasture]

Do this but with acid

[gleaming sequoia]

long time since the last one huh?

[open pasture]

No I spilled protein shake

[blazing moon]

go di fucking hate this neighborhood

[open pasture]

free rent imagine reading blocked messages

[open pasture]

Two showers left before 2026

lolcow

[errant bough]

Showers are BAD

[blazing moon]

some bitch keeps shooting milk at me whenever i walk the streets

[open pasture]

I do it daily

[errant bough]

they remove the natural layer of skin and bacteria that keeps you healthy

[jolly temple]

cring

[split lotus]

funny

[split lotus]

exactly,.,.,,

[open pasture]

hows that funny

[long rampart]

Mb

[jolly temple]

alright

[long rampart]

That wasnt milk

[split lotus]

oh it wasnt a joke

[jolly temple]

sure they could kill @open pasture button

[weak vale]

ooooo i have a relevant gif but i would get husked to the moon

[open pasture]

I am no longer friends with the Dutch

[split lotus]

ooo i have no permissions so i would get called out for embed failure

[errant bough]

post it

[solemn plank]

you are NOT fres

[errant bough]

boost the server

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356044821638283516/1369691459233648720/IMG_0146.gif

[jolly temple]

ripped off discord fast so no, mouse

[open pasture]

Its okay. Youve made me curious now

post it

[open pasture]

Tower of the voracious beasts

[split lotus]

like i have money lol
i cant get a job medical troubles

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-consuming-stewie-griffin-gif-13913514883224761561

[open pasture]

get money then

[solemn plank]

this happens to me every night

[clever ore]

BOB DULE

[solemn plank]

BOB DULE

[errant bough]

Sounds like you need a job

[weak vale]

i csn give you 3 dogecoin

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[blazing moon]

https://github.com/ayn2op/discordo

[open pasture]

fill in the form

[errant bough]

tfw you can't sit at home all day and play roblox

[jolly temple]

becomed neo

[open pasture]

neo from the hit movie matrix

[split lotus]

matriz

[errant bough]

Don't worry guys

[split lotus]

matriz

[errant bough]

I'll win the lottery and play all the games

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-dodge-neo-gif-13288848

[open pasture]

im going to grab you.

[split lotus]

ok

[open pasture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078930835006312458/1078939502288052244/ezgif.com-gif-maker_3-1.gif

[errant bough]

I'll be generous and buy you all THREE WHOLE DOGECOINS

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-burning-robert-helpmann-markiplier-getting-over-it-rage-gif-1734552878806861009

[open pasture]

Do not grab users

[clever ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1193643128062750780/1329590641109499914/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[jolly temple]

two showers are

[open pasture]

too late

[split lotus]

im being harassed,.,,.,

[open pasture]

I am going to eat users

[split lotus]

fire

[jolly temple]

cant ebem post it one if have much are almost born after verifying my favourite alcoholic beverage

[open pasture]

Report

[errant bough]

pogchamp

[open pasture]

mmm canibalism

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/476640345443139595/1223620803988291645/togif.gif

[solemn plank]

i think i could single handedly destroy a corporation

[errant bough]

heads

vcoinflip

[neon ferry]

🪙 Tails!

[errant bough]

guh

[solemn plank]

heads

[weak vale]

i got my account limited for talking about cannibalism

[jolly temple]

:trolleyzoom:

[solemn plank]

vcoinflip

[neon ferry]

🪙 Heads!

[weak vale]

there are snitches in here

[open pasture]

buh

[solemn plank]

its that easy

[split lotus]

im going to get tails

vcoinflip

[neon ferry]

🪙 Heads!

[errant bough]

cheating bot

[open pasture]

yeah id assume so

[weak vale]

yes !

[split lotus]

it says tails

i dont lie

ive never lied before

[open pasture]

source?

[split lotus]

me

source 2?

idk

[open pasture]

checks out

[split lotus]

[crimson ferry]

head or tail

[weak vale]

source: me (i made it the fuck up)

[jolly temple]

fake nitro to black, very endearing instead oooooo

[split lotus]

ass

[crimson ferry]

hi miitomo

[split lotus]

vcoinflip

[neon ferry]

🪙 Heads!

[split lotus]

godDAMN it

[open pasture]

I need new clothes I got the protein smoothie all over

fucking hell

[split lotus]

guhhh

[open pasture]

real

[weak vale]

hi emiily

[split lotus]

i still need to figure out how to avoid vm detection
i havent figured that out yet

[jolly temple]

leave again anytime soon rn im ragebaiting-

[errant bough]

I am now here to give good advice

[open pasture]

patch it

[crimson ferry]

this guy is cool

[open pasture]

if its QEMU theres guides online

[errant bough]

I will give you all excellent advice that you will never regret

[split lotus]

using qemu via virt-manager yeah

[open pasture]

give me advice

[crimson ferry]

i regret it

[errant bough]

Get a j*b

[open pasture]

I've seen two people play valorant on ts you can do it I believe you

[open pasture]

already have one

(edited)

[spark crescent]

that's nieet

[solemn plank]

nieeot

[open pasture]

no the i is out

[weak vale]

you mean nieeot

[jolly temple]

ngl vban is 256gb ddr3 (16x16gb) snomsung memory leak on one like canadian or 3 dogecoin

[solemn plank]

ntiio

[open pasture]

16x16 smomsung

[spark crescent]

that's nouteeot

[errant bough]

I had to censor because I know impact the word can have

[open pasture]

job job job work EMPLOYMENT

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

[open pasture]

just collect unemployment tbh

[split lotus]

`scar

[open pasture]

what

[solemn plank]

epic ytp sexer reference

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-gif-12945843696836467887

[weak vale]

you know what they say, all toasters toast toast

[open pasture]

I know YOU need this

[split lotus]

brb ima try to patch qemu

[long rampart]

As a discord mod from another server I DONT need ts 😭🙏

[open pasture]

good luck friend lmk how it goes later

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hotel-mario-mario-cdi-no-refusal-gif-3231775313720996150

[jolly temple]

wrooooong

[spark crescent]

as a discord mod

[solemn plank]

as a

ass

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fluffy-pj-mp3141-multiperson3141-gif-12961536838893451304

[long rampart]

A

[solemn plank]

🏐

[long rampart]

[weak vale]

cute gif ruined by geometry dash

[solemn plank]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-hut-cheese-sticks-temptation-gif-13195986401755355371

[open pasture]

agreed actually

like goddamn play a real game

[neon ferry]

Rule 4

No shitposting, spam and disturbing or gross content. Do not post furry content (e.g. boykisser meme)

Auto-response invoked by kodarru

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-coal-coal-old-man-shaking-head-its-peak-gif-14192795135034464936

[jolly temple]

yeah, roblox community has banding all platofrms

[winter girder]

Disturbing content

[spark crescent]

how are people tired on waiting

[jolly temple]

242? they said ios cus if we're gaming

[open pasture]

fuck you zoot

https://tenor.com/view/to-the-depths-with-you-down-drag-down-cat-to-the-depots-with-you-cat-gif-10071088729691691409

[blazing moon]

geometry dash gif ruined by cute

[open pasture]

oh its kodaru

fucking 'ell

[weak vale]

unpregrant_man_tone1 react

[jolly temple]

wow joined this idc anymore now and your language

[solemn plank]

Can we tempt you?
Cheese Sticks

150 calories, 5 sticks
@winter girder

ADD FOR $6.99

oh its koda

i retract my offer

Can we tempt you?
Cheese Sticks

150 calories, 5 sticks
@paper gate

ADD FOR $6.99

[errant bough]

a man cannot be pregnant

[solemn plank]

🫃