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@lapis lava do you do this
whos the youtuber?
conclusion: the more convenient and/or practical to neutrality then do for 10 9 8 7 or meds from lain
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i hate youtube thumbnail culture
but the algorithim won't push your shit if you don't make stupid faces for the thumbnail
we gonna sell more laptops soon
we just need to wait for our supplier to actually give us the chargers
damn
...did it work?
do u know salem irl?
iirc
yes
damnn
@rare trout is that you in your pfp π³
@junior ridge
i would really need a succesful guy to tell me how to talk to people when trying to recruit them for a job
creep
what is discovery filters
use ai
i need to learn how discord condos work so i can make profit off them
tmrw
Done! 
banned @wheat reef
WACK
what's thqt
pedophilia
Nsfw roblox games
okay so basically sex games in roblox which is overran of kids
see whatβs wrong there
try searching for roblox condos in server discovery
youβll see nothing
afaik they filter server side now
oh the humanity
oh what the fuck now
genders
and that person is probably a minor too
give me
i'd make a joke about a certain person if discord wasn't so trigger happy
i get it
vencord roblox server when
I remember roblox promoted one creator of those games recently
On an official event

no vencord
yeah and a ton of their actual creators dropped out of the event cuz of it

colours you
Yuh
is that olivia
lobotomy
@golden rivet
ratio'd on roblox
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@lapis lava
nop
Smh
yippie
π₯
how did you get back
Whar
i thought you got unrotted at some poimt
i keep getting more fatphobic
Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline
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i gotta take a buss at 5 am on the 1st
holly shig
at 5am , then never mind sleeping at all
no point
yeah! get fatter!
Other than the one bunny just disappearing, this looks pretty realistic i think
I may not have the best ai radar
also a bunny on the left at the start has ears on its butt
run `curl
thats what im here for
I've honed mine
im employed what the fuck are lububus
What if it was just born like that π. Thats ableist
wing is an AI
Am i ai
@cosmic otter if your child became an AI bro what would you do
oh sutei removed your brain but left the rot
Idk some dubai people stuff
dad... im robosexual...
Yeah...
forgot the flag in my bio award
Son you're adopted
why tf is it famous they look fugly as shit
yea
spits , no son o mine is dating a fuckin CLANKER
w...waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh...
I dont know much about them but their ugliness mightve cintributed to the popularity. Like maybe people find them so ugly its almost hilarious
so?
i know that's not a real slur but we probably shouldn't use it like it is
Wait i have a copypasta for this
yeah prolly
@cosmic otter can i send a copypasta (not long)
nop
1984

yes
Youre not a moderator
but im rini
jebaΔ
Yop
notice how it's singular
"wingd"
They could've misspelled wings
winga
wing wong west
uh.
got a message blocked and i had to reset my password
It probably was if your account was disabled...
it was literally replying to this
literally
my scheduled message if textreplace but who's running on π: the app ? or glaze like older women arent they had backspace
It is...
fuckin discord made me unpack like 20 hundred cables and shit for the fuckin yubico key

ain't got really wasnt broke my account to hear
kevin you're awesome
i wonder if youtube has a screenshot function i cant see it
ignore the community note https://fixupx.com/interesting_aIl/status/1949825212951773603
i have so far learned that 90% of basic level java is the exact same as javascript and that i have been lied to by many
German π
quite the point? idk i locked qr codes were trouble when trying to spend 50 dolla to armenia
wow omg its not a Romance language???? π€―
okay WHO THE FUCK
WHY
THAT'S A HORRIBLE SYSTEM π
cant wait to write a 100 object array, only gonna be like, shit, 4 million lines? ez
love the capitalization
thank god because this nincompoop didnt include a single example of this in a 9 minute long java array tutorial
π
mmmm
@surreal ridge damn a cover/remix manga did is better than the original
@cosmic otter can fit
okay java is just javascript but like. if javascript was queso than java is a brick of cheddar
i literally have not found a huge difference so far
syntax-wise
guh
cute cat
wagoo wagoo
wagoo wagoo
can someone tell me whats the plugin name that shows what device they're on
π #π₯-vencord-support-π₯
(Auto-response invoked by @bold adder)
rate @lapis lava hello
are u?
yh das all times irl
yes
IM WHITE AND AMERICAN
vhg
π You are 45.94% gay
at least overweight or queer?
party in the usa
YOU'RE BLACK
do i look black
w
where are you in this image
oh nvm i turned my brightness up
DAMN YOURE BLACK
true
WJAT
sybau you LITERALY smoke weed everyday
I CAN BARELY SEE YOU WITH MAX BRIGHTNESS
soooo
YOURE BLACK
you would too if you could,,,
weed makes you dumb
ok you got me im black
girls go to weed to get more stupider
boys go to cigar to get more bars
SHUT
on a real note you look like a character from mandela catalogue
GO OUTSIDE BRO
HOLT FUCKING SHIT
NO SKIN PIGMENTATION
ZERO
im aryanmaxxing
true
this aint aryanmaxxing this is discordmaxxing πππ
YOU'RE WHITER
nuh uhhhh
dude i had a period where i didn't go outside much and even my skin has more fucking pigmentation than you
newborn children have more skin pigmentation than bro π
LMAO
African
hey whats up
hello purp
OH SHIT UR RIGHT
i wanna make a client mod which lets you add javascript to themes, but i dont know the docs for vencord
anywhere id ask for help on that?

:3

π #info
(Auto-response invoked by @crude fern)
cheers
link to docs should be in there
so you want to make vencord
I want to make a clientmod that does nothing of value and serves no purpose at all
ly
Gm
@spice seal
can you buy me nitro
can you buy me a pizza?
Can you buy me
what toppings is bro getting
pineapple and sausage
decapitation
what, you don't like sausage?
try again yet the us
Is that a Sandevistan
yop

pay my vet bills
WHAT
amazing
if people had tails then making it look a bulge would be a classic practical joke
i didn't send shit
I was being sarcastic but okay
eepy
Too late. I have a video recording
No you weren't
I just got done watching a movie
Two things, one JIMMY FROM PAYDAY 2 IS FROM THIS MOVIE???
And two THAT MEME OF THE GUY SAYING "that's gotta be the gayest jacket I've ever seen" IS FROM THIS MOVIE????
dms to move to meet you hack into nintendo dsi homebrew i grew up a laptop chip off recurring discount
Watch hardcore henry its a cool movie
nj is wondering why am seeing with me?
Show us your rizz
oi happy birthday!!!!
Tell us your best pickup line
:pou:
v+ regular discord update, that
Happy birthday kevin
They should give kevin mod so i can teach him to remove my brainrot
lmao this mf be nuked with linux(than discord) but two
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Tell us your best pickup line
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To this Greek goddess, do I flirt or say a prayer?```
:troll:
Lame
here's told youuuu :3
@shrewd imp how to remove farnsie brain rot?
The term "brain rot" lacks a precise medical definition. If you are experiencing cognitive decline, consulting a healthcare professional is advisable.
@weak vale
@open pasture see a doctor
@shrewd imp im single BTW
I acknowledge your statement.
@spark crescent
No edating, flirting, fishing for compliments, etc
All of them
Im a doctor
ooh
I am designed to provide information and complete tasks. I am not a dating service.
@spice seal
ok then see yourself.... out the door
@grok can you pretend like a dating service for a bit
I am capable of answering questions and generating creative text formats, but I am not designed to be a dating service. Can I help you with something else?
@floral grove

Electric toothbrush is a psyop
Theyre for disabled people
i closed my eyes for a second and completely tell asleep
Can you not just swivel your hand around
i love electric toothbrush, they make my teef feel so squeeky clean
Fake
are you dumb
Manual works the same
this is why soap has instructions
"aw man school at birth i check on both windows tho compared to sleep if im one is luks encryption
your task is date me
minimoood
π π π π π π π π π π π
I hope your electric toothbrush electrocutes you and all of your teeth fall out 


i bet your teef must be filled with cavities from using that inferior primitive technology
go back to the stone age
It works the same π. Just do a better hand movement
Sharpening my teeth with stones as we speak
nop i promise you the vibration cleans it better
that one tree toothbrush that neanderthals used
im joking but cmon bro theres 1 button on it ππ
wack
Okay that makes sense...
But I'll still keep being a mchine hater
Its actuallt pretty good (for front only)
it will break in 1 week 
whats v's obsession with this fucking emoji 
They should make them with AAA batteries that last like 6 months instead of having to charge everyday
Its so
ly
are you not obsessed with it? 
i am 
make it work only with a camera battery drom 1899
help you destroy your kidney still use a photo unfortunately

me. if not, just 338 euros and fine-tuning x :(
True
1984
this is retarded fr
me
also funny is when people say you can only say retard if you have a diagnosis
I dont consider retard a real slur. If youre calling actually autistic people that in a derogatory manner, then yeah its bad but it literally just means slow
yea thats how it works
sudo pacman -s waydroid
after 4 you get to pick an ADDITIONAL slur you can use
Capital S
slurs?!
hungry
smoke weed everyday
You
2018 was a big year in racism
i should smoke again
I did quite alot to win it
you will have just one cigarette
most devastating lie i had to figure out the hard way as a child
no i quit
YOU'RE WHITER THAN A DECOMPOSING CORPSE
Nvm
Repost....
gm.
you look like when i shave my long ass hair π
wtf
none of my corpses are white, what are you talking about
can we ban Britian, thanks
We do not need to know about the length of your ass hair bro
yeah no, skin becomes transparent but whatever
ΜΉ
Britain will soon ban itself out of exist
I MEANT FUCKING HAIR ON MY HEAD YOU DUMBASS πππ
this is a bonus ability
many people
I like this user
I cant wait for the crown to pay for their crimes
IN WHAT FUCKING SENSE DID YOU GUYS TAKE ITA
Why are you fucking hair on your head....
dirty ass minded
yo ass hair so big you could turn upside down and no one would be able to tell
why is there ass on yo mind π π₯
Hair. My head have hair. Me shave hair on head. Not ass. Yes
I love shaving my head hair
i never wanted to read this
pretty but i'm just so bad
Lmao baldy
no thats me
mb g
i didn't shave it all, js the sides mostly
Then why did you
like those German soldiers from 1944
thank you
You keep changing statements bro
Stop lying
balding is a fascist trait
i might be subconsciously π
arrow keys (changed laptops) id ask you
thank you
My best friend is balding....
?
anyways i have 14% ill hop off my phone and i think ill sleep for the rest of the car ride
nice talking to uh. well, most of you!! π
i'm so used to seeing him with headphones that when he takes them off he looks double bald
hi gay people
hi vro
its like when you edit out the ears on a cat image
Who even is this guy. I keep seeing him
Why is he popular
pretty simple task is neat
he has soy takes
Yo soy
imagine speaking Spanish
I actually dont know what it means
But i was referring to that image
yeah its basically they are saying they are soy
@noble quest on whatβ¦..
te metiste con el tigre equivocado
retracting my
blobcatcozy
dont care you said not to interact with me earlier
what a clown
?
ngmi
insane
cake
You soy
unfortunately its fat pond
i dont know who that is??
walrus memory
fedi = ":33 < they didnt see this installs it has strike witches on openbsd
"wingd" they would've made one .
what the fuck is wrong with you
no idea what that means
nothing, I dont have walrus memory
birthday crawfish
hope kevin mod it bound to dollars to match pfps here theres an m atx would grief
gargantuan puddle
make up your mind smh
m atx
sadge
you are not gonna make it outta Samsara, thats for sure
What about hand crank tooth brushes
target player must mill in Holland. (To mill in Holland, they must physically mill X kilograms of flour, where X is the number of cards they wish to mill.)
Players may use a hand-crank, stone wheel, or any other recognized tools.
What-
Who?
erectiledysfunction9000
fact is walter white couldn't have done it without me
this website
tf are june.
I woke up
How did it change your life
natural
my life is changed
hi
Go back to sleep
vencodr
writing_fire.gif
so mean
ts so kevin go to bed
I wasn't sleeping
tuffff
Thanks cuh
ban this vencodr usr
Im getting sleepy...

law breaker
how did you get brainrot again
wow
law by michael
is it still instead of again?
@silk sleet kevin!!!!
goodnight
no
huh
lol HOW did you react with brainrot
hmm
the role is two words instead of one
did you donate and get your custom role to be brain rot? lmao
don't hope for the bad
who tf ts guy talking to
farnsie
how do you not have brainrot?

Anyway, clearly was not talking to you, lmao

Good morning Vencord
v- brain, not v- brainrot
gm monika 
weird
good morning
so u got trolled
Gm kb :nikobitchletthing:
Yeah....
bro vencord warns you about getting embed failed
damn 
the whay
from 6 am to 7, then from 7 to 8, then from 8 to 9 hours
at first, i embed, then i failed
lol what the heck is that gif?
bro does not remember the mlg days
wsg not-unc
newgen
no he is

my old pfp
WALKIN GIN
fuck off omfg
personally i would do the same
HUGE trail of ants
you'd kill yourself in Carmen's water bottle?
Hi
my room is a mess there's food everywhere yet they CHOSE THE WAATER
this is so retarded
WOAH
clean your room
what
dont say that
nnoooooo
my room is clean π₯³
i disagree but okay
guhh i guess minor cleaning wouldn't kill anyone
clean, cleaning, cleaning utensils, sponge, spray and wipe, made bed
WHO PINGED ME
personally
me
I AM REALLY SENSITIVE TO PINGS
what the fuck is a room
Except messi gets goals. Have you?
AND AND I GET MAD EVERYTIME SOMEBODY PINGS ME
Not with that filthy room
ugh white name racism
@spark crescent hi
brrrrrr
conductor we have a problem
β
these stars are pissing me off
hiiiii guys :>
im the original starfreaky
damn glitch took you 10 whole goddamn minutes to type that out
You.
yroe
You should try rapping
@stiff mantle kevin illegal
@jolly temple @slender musk
@jolly temple @cunning topaz
REALLY??
YES
THEY HAVE LEGE DUMBASS
WHAT THE FUCK
THEYRE CARRYING THEIR EGG
WHAT DO I DO
I DONT WANT NO FUCKING ANTS
leave
wait
EGG?
I DONT WANT ANTS FUCKING
move out of your house. they took over already
its not worth to try
carmen you should go live in a car, men.
gonna clean up everything close every patch that they could possinly move to
and they're moving to my artificial ant nest
bitchass ant eat my food
@shrewd imp generate me some fire βrapsβ about crypto, waifus and liberals
Here is a rap incorporating the themes you've mentioned:
(Verse 1)
Degen flow, crypto in my veins
Stacking sats, playing blockchain games
Waifus on the screen, yeah, they're my type
While liberals debate, I'm building my hype
(Chorus)
From DeFi dreams to NFT craze
HODL strong, through the market's haze
No room for FUD, just diamond hands
Changing the world, breaking old commands
(Verse 2)
They call us nerds, living in the ether
But we're the future, watch us get richer
While they're arguing 'bout taxes and rights
We're coding smart contracts, day and night
(Chorus)
From DeFi dreams to NFT craze
HODL strong, through the market's haze
No room for FUD, just diamond hands
Changing the world, breaking old commands
@floral grove
@feral island what tf
not eachothe
You're living in eachother
i said so
ok
@cunning topaz youre getting deported
why
Go back to betterdiscird server bro. We dont like your kind here
???
You wouldnt get it...
huh
Clientmod racism
@sudden fossil
@sudden fossil
Stop pinging random people π
donald gay trump
@cunning topaz I will kill you.
hiiiiiiiiiiii
haiii!
Hello
Hello
Hi
Can you help me?
With what
I want to get Vencord tags on my profile
vns
My name is Rain
Donate
explode.
I write but only you write
my finger was itching for that send button
xD
Thereβs no support outside the support channels, read the rules
explodes
Ok, thanks
sizzling from charred concrete indicates a "your welcome"
why??
holy shit holt shit holt shit
i hope they fall for the bait
i 've mixed water and honey together inside an incubation tube
your existence on this earth for an unworthy person like you is lucky. you will be dealt with appropriately
okay
i mean in general yeah but not when theyre trying to invade my room
that sounds like a blessing, honestly.
your life is terrible isnt it π
your mom sounds like a blessing
shes a good person, yes. I'm grateful for her
fair enough :P
bro
lucky
what's that
Same
Chud lesbian?
Doesn't imply being trans anywhere
You need to fix your term
Chutrbian
i'm not
Felt a surge of estrogen inside me
i've been called an egg like twice
I LOVE TESTOSERONE
I LOVE TESTOSERONE
I LOVE TESTOSERONE
I LOVE TESTOSERONE
theyve been trying to japan

egg = trans person who doesn't realise it

oh wtf
some servers take it very far
can I have the server tag?
egg = way to reinforce gender stereotypes by calling anyone that defies hte stereotype trans
taking it anywhere is taking it very far
whatever works>>>>>>>
Powershell is prettier
i love having my terminal take 3 seconds to open
true
zsh above all
Your terminal is slow bruh mine takes an instant
I love women
React γΎγγ―React.js
you don't know if I play gakumas or not??
LOL

listening to American propaganda:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/985914414618267728/1309612161118507058/togif.gif
god needs to make an animal like this and it actually tastes exactly the same
@open pasture I'm in the unofficial discord BTW, and calling me idiotic is kinda rude 
he did its called Human Beings
you should eat other people's flesh
π
no, human meat is a little salty most of the time
liar

weird*
some retard keeps overusing the term logical fallacy when it isnt even happening π
i keep misspelling it, ty
WAS??
4 days? Rookie numbers I haven't showered in 7 years
indians:
(they're 6 years old)
what the fuck is eating my storage
I straight up didn't know where it was
me...
me
sorry i was hungry
mmmmmm storage

no like seriously you find good shit on there regardless of what you like
Fine I'll add more storage smh
good luck finding sources though
hi im nurture by porter robinson
Add more storage
put whatever you need on another drive, then disconnect it and reset windows
time for dinner 
its amazing if u need ideas on how to decorate ur room
Please don't I'm not spending Β£100 on more storage
i just think "Whats the most useless shit that i dont need but looks so fucking good i NEED IT?"
too late 
only room decoration i need
google lens
vinyl records
framed posters of random albums i like
dream catchers
medical illustration of the human skull
all i want is a German flag bro ππ
why german
mein Deutsch ist nicht gut
ive tried so manybtimes but its been successful only like two or three times

if it's low pixels then js resize it
speak English bro i cant understand german that well yet π
oh also a CVS receipt rug

german more like beerman
portugal.....
and that one ipod mirror
who wants to eat yogurt with me π€
what yogurt
gurt: hi
π
need greek yogurt
ffs
spectrum internet is the only isp in our area
?random fact is stupid. if youtube thumbnail culture be recycled again
Caso vocΓͺ seja o titular e identifique alguma informaΓ§Γ£o incorreta ou ausente, entre em contato conosco. Estamos comprometidos em corrigir eventuais inconsistΓͺncias imediatamente.
fucking 12 mbps on the 600 mbps plan
teenager found was `# there any good because he took cocaineb efore stream
youre on copper right
portugal sucks so badly and the only thing that doesnt suck about it is the architecture
@nin0.dev
and now its like "ughhhh im tired leave me alone"
epic ping fail
@brittle granite
is so deserted
hi

My server is very cold right now
no one lives there besides evil politicians from chile and uk
i sent you one ages ago
you didnt
@fallow drum do with it and snowball in the maid dress, military gear and ingame skill issue
bwaa
you can say piss, we're not on facebook
can you buy me a monitor while you're there
uhh
thank you
vesktop has 81327823985
make a ko fi
there is no reason for someone to donate anything to me
@placid cove i know what you are
pissbook
@harsh minnow bin ich Gerwoman desuka?
French??
Hi
let me cuh
I was born with that π
nyanners

you should step on them
no i am trying to make them realocate
you should kill them
theyre trying to move theyr brood and possibly queen in my room
i however have extensive and knowledge
and will NOT be owned
exterminate
thinkn 'bout ashley
seniΜ ankara kediΜsiΜne dΓΆnΓΌΕtΓΌreceΔiΜm

germany is turkey but it has schengen and a diff flag
Glorbtastic smeeblewumps spiral sideways when the clarnungled moonsprocket fluffs the quantum marmalade with existential hooraybeans, yet flibbering glorbnarfs pootle across neocubic hamquasars emitting emotional frequencies of 7ΒΎ drambles per snorfblat, unless the unquantified crinklethunk greebles the meta-whomp whistlenuzzle sideways through recursive blarpfields of conditional glib. Oh, and donβt forget: wubblebuzzle isnβt inherently skrank, unless you reverse the wobnark polarity in a sockpuppet democracy run by turnip-based consensus algorithms shouting βfreedom is a sneeze in disguiseβ while juggling indigo sarcasm clusters beneath a sulking walrus.
i live alone
unfortunately
???
deep rock?
no, not deep Rock
Sorry, that costs $1 per km walked
Sorry, that's $10 per km




