🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[weak vale]

the homie cannot handle the riffing

[jolly temple]

mirror helps

[sturdy cradle]

i need to find out how to make something like this lol. 1 sec

[fast imp]

i need someone i can hug on in bed all day

[sturdy cradle]

damn

[open pasture]

I need someone to hug period

[jolly temple]

cmon

[vivid chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/gene-takovic-angry-better-call-saul-smashing-phone-gif-575875142720328444

[jolly temple]

jorking it brb

[fast imp]

preferably a cute girl (or tgirl) with long hair and socks

[vivid chasm]

-# its too real

[sturdy cradle]

WHAT

[jolly temple]

'rsrs'

[vivid chasm]

not what mellia said

[open pasture]

I'm a girl and have long hair, idk about other stuff tho

[open pasture]

KEVIN

[fast imp]

lmao can someone not daydream

[open pasture]

(they couldn't take his pizza order 😔)

[obsidian kiln]

what is the channel to ask about plugins

[weak vale]

i ate too much lasagna

[fast imp]

you are too young i ain't tryna catch a case

[weak vale]

garfield you are such a fat retarded cat

[bold adder]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[obsidian kiln]

thanks

[fast imp]

where are the 12 cheese pizzas

[open pasture]

Ah no no I wasn't trying anything with you sorry 🐌

[jolly temple]

omnimen hmu

[open pasture]

There's never too much lasagna

I have a pasta machine so I can make my own fresh lasagna sheets and it really makes a difference

[weak vale]

woah fancy

[fast imp]

i gotta cover my bases you know how people are 🗿

[open pasture]

Yesss it's a really great pasta maker

Makes great pasta from every single flour type in existence

Even pea flour

[jolly temple]

stinky

[open pasture]

IT'S THREE NOT TWELVE

[fast imp]

my pasta of choice is chicken alfredo

[red wyvern]

even potato flour?

[open pasture]

Yup

[open pasture]

I never tried alfredo in my life

[fast imp]

if i had to eat only one thing for the rest of my life it would be chicken alfredo

[red wyvern]

try it

[open pasture]

I'm just too european for such american sauces

[red wyvern]

chicken alfredo is great

[fast imp]

it's creamy and cheesy

[red wyvern]

lol it's italian

al'fredo

[open pasture]

Italian american

Italian american is a whole another world

[fast imp]

yeah alfredo as we know it is distinctly american

[jolly temple]

regulars channel for pc doesnt do know her

[open pasture]

You wouldn't believe it but italian cuisine is way more modest than italian american

[red wyvern]

my entire life has been a lie

[fast imp]

if you want proper italian "alfredo" go try cacio e pepe

[open pasture]

YES

I love cacio e pepe

Cacio e pepe is really hard to make

[fast imp]

alfredo is a lot like it but more creamy and less fussy to make

[open pasture]

Fair enough

Italian American slop terrifies me but I still want to try it once and once only

(we don't eat italian american slop in europe sorry)

[red wyvern]

"american" food in europe is interesting too

[open pasture]

It's not ""American" food in Europe" it's just Lidl making bullshit

[fast imp]

i always respected cacio e pepe because it's one of those dishes where its few ingredients mean that each ingredient has to pull its own weight
you can't use dollar store cheese and pasta and expect a good cacio e pepe from it you have to use high quality ingredients

[open pasture]

Correct

I mean

Most of Italian cuisine is very simple

[fast imp]

yeah but cacio e pepe is especially simple from an ingredient standpoint

the sauce is basically just cheese and pepper and nothing else

[open pasture]

Correct

[jolly temple]

bob ball

[open pasture]

Only simpler pasta dish I've seen is broccoli and olive oil

[jolly temple]

firefox >

[open pasture]

You can't get simpler than just broccoli and olive oil

But trust me, it is really easy to fuck up cacio e pepe

From mishandling the cheese to undershooting starch content from the cooking water

[weak vale]

the vencord pasta connection

[fast imp]

oh i know, just because it has few ingredients doesn't mean it's easy to make

you need the right amount of pasta water to get the cheese to emulsify properly

[jolly temple]

yooo

[open pasture]

Pasta is universally agreed upon

[open pasture]

Not even that but actually starch in the pasta water

[open pasture]

And we can thank the Italians CHINESE for it

[fast imp]

yeah that's why you use it and not regular water

[open pasture]

Correct

[obsidian kiln]

they should add ro cleaner into here

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

Because Italians got pasta from the Chinese fun fact

Not well known

[fast imp]

the starchy fat content is what emulsifies the sauce

a lot of distinctly european things came from the chinese

remember where tea came from

[open pasture]

The thing about cacio e pepe is that it works better from restaurants because they reuse the cooking water and that makes the cooking water really starchy

That's why making it at home is hard because you can't get your water starchy enough unless you cook your pasta in a minimal amount of water

And you can't put in too much water that isn't starchy enough

[fast imp]

i wonder if you could cheat by soaking potatoes in your water prior to boiling your pasta (obviously make something with those potatoes afterwards don't waste them)

[open pasture]

Well

No

Because it would flavour the water

You'd have potato flavour in your cacio e pepe

[jolly temple]

lmfaooooo

[open pasture]

No I agree with @urifae

I'm literally the same in that regard

[sturdy cradle]

BNUY. 🫵

[open pasture]

mmm rabbit soup

[open pasture]

NOOOOO- 🐇

[sturdy cradle]

its truly getting somewhere. i still need to figure out where

[steep vigil]

oh so ure bnuy

maybe u aint so bad after all

ure invited to my party

[weak vale]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUNYYYYY BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

[obsidian kiln]

.wt

[steep vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-blast-joe-biden-biden-blast-gif-6547929686164862695

[tropic mesa]

the cord

[steep vigil]

gaycord

[open pasture]

SODA

[jolly temple]

:sway:

[sturdy cradle]

my poor laptop is working hard

[vivid chasm]

War Thunder

[sturdy cradle]

in both ways

[obsidian kiln]

attack the d point

[open pasture]

Goober

[open pasture]

I told you to use your iGPU

[sturdy cradle]

i tried to 😭 but ffmpeg refused to cooperate

[open pasture]

Maybe you don't have drivers

[steep vigil]

MPREG!!??!??!?!?

[open pasture]

Since you're on y'know

Linux

[jolly temple]

ookemon

[sturdy cradle]

i should have them

ANYWAYS. im too far into the progress to think about it now

[open pasture]

Ik you have to install them from running jellyfin

[open pasture]

Brain off no thinking

Head empty

[sturdy cradle]

i swear WHY IS YOUTUBE AUTOTRANSLATING POLISH VIDEOS 😭 they have so smart algorithms to figure out what videos i might like but they can't figure out i watch english and polish videos in native language

i cant even turn that dub off

[open pasture]

What

That's so stupid

[sturdy cradle]

this

is

DUMB

[vivid chasm]

Never!

Defend the D Point!

Affirmitive!

[open pasture]

And you can't turn that off?

[jolly temple]

@shrewd imp are they just got very pretty colour for videos in betterdiscord settings"

[sturdy cradle]

no. i'd have to change my youtube language to polish for it to stop translating polish videos

BUT THEN IT WILL TRANSLATE ENGLISH VIDEOS

ffs

[open pasture]

That's so stupid oh my fucking god

[jolly temple]

those in me epic gamer style*

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[sturdy cradle]

i'd laugh at that user but it takes my pc like 10 seconds to show single word of my message

while the ffmpeg command is working in background

[jolly temple]

nah, i value efficiency above the era händer gör som vi gör, ta några steg åt vänster lyssna och lär, missa inte chansen nu är vi här med oss, klappa era mounted to anime

[open pasture]

The humble phone:

[open pasture]

NOOO YOU SWEDISHED KEVIN

[sturdy cradle]

the humble discord app that is in unusable state

[vivid chasm]

sybau fr 🥀 🥀

[sturdy cradle]

on low end phone

[open pasture]

the humble aliucord

[sturdy cradle]

hmm

[wheat eagle]

i am installing desktop environment on arch

[sturdy cradle]

what de

[open pasture]

I pronounce xfce as x feces

[jolly temple]

powder that happen from an email

[open pasture]

I love salmon

[sturdy cradle]

i pronounce xfce as windows xp of modern pcs. (well, not really but it really looks nice and i like that style)

[jolly temple]

🚬

[bold wren]

@harsh minnow @fallow drum mods

[jolly temple]

anyway!

[bold wren]

MODS!!!

[open pasture]

I love X in general

[sturdy cradle]

which x

[bold wren]

the 11th one

[sturdy cradle]

[jolly temple]

off the reminder

[bold wren]

careful

[sweet forum]

Exactly

[open pasture]

X in general (UNIX X, not Elon)

[weak vale]

adding the almonds to it sounds interesting

[wheat eagle]

xfce

[sweet forum]

And that furry to be in CS of course

[sturdy cradle]

correct answer

[sturdy cradle]

nice

[open pasture]

I KNEW IT

I love UNIX

[bold wren]

@open pasture are u someone's alt

[weak vale]

oooooo that sounds delish

[sturdy cradle]

i hope final effect of my masterpiece will be worth waiting

[open pasture]

@sturdy cradle

[sturdy cradle]

AWWWW
-# in 3 fps

[jolly temple]

under there we get slimed" mean cats

[sleek dragon]

_ _

[open pasture]

I had uh beans today for lunch

[sleek dragon]

_ _

[jolly temple]

90$?

[sleek dragon]

_ _
_ _

[grim patrol]

Today

I will try FL studio

[bold wren]

okay buddy

[sleek dragon]

_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _
_ _

[sturdy cradle]

did i mention that previous video was almost 3 hours long?

[harsh minnow]

v+ brain rot

[sturdy cradle]

[grim patrol]

v+ brainrot

[sturdy cradle]

would be funny to add so that self v+ brainrot would work

[sweet forum]

Brain rot go br

[jolly temple]

was 58 or put both mirrors are though

[open pasture]

0.243x I'm so sorry

[sleek dragon]

👀 dont mind me i am watching in silence

[sturdy cradle]

actually 0.244x now. we're having progress

[open pasture]

HELL YEAH

The little guys in your computer are working hard

[sturdy cradle]

i wonder how many GB will that video take

[simple perch]

how many great britain

https://tenor.com/view/saber-great-britain-united-kingdom-fate-fate-stay-night-gif-3718973523944879677

[open pasture]

how many kittybytes

[bold wren]

chivalry ain't dead

[sturdy cradle]

at least 10 of them

[shrewd marsh]

@simple perch

[simple perch]

@shrewd marsh

[grim patrol]

Why can't I send freaking images

[shrewd marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1368973246946480189.gif?size=256&name=nachoVibe

[jolly temple]

quick at 10:00

[sturdy cradle]

size= 912384KittyBytes

[simple perch]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1368973246946480189.gif?size=256&name=nachoVibe

[paper gate]

@simple perch hii

[harsh minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1368973246946480189.gif?size=256&name=nachoVibe

[simple perch]

Hey

[sturdy cradle]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1368973246946480189.gif?size=256&name=nachoVibe

we just hit 1M kittybytes!!!

[dark sequoia]

making a pi hole.

[dark sequoia]

1 catbyte?

[simple perch]

@paper gate translate

[paper gate]

I've seen this in my studies..

I must examine

[bold adder]

i fought like 5 rats today

they wanted my grapes

[simple perch]

ratshot .50 bmg

[paper gate]

Sending a horde of rabid rats to steal your grapes

[bold adder]

:(

[jolly temple]

abuse the plank

[paper gate]

ellielli

[simple perch]

zooterion

[lapis lava]

@harsh minnow if we put you in a fight with zoot and wing who would win

[main wyvern]

i'd win

[open pasture]

Is oneshot that big

[night blaze]

No text detected.

[open pasture]

9

[weak vale]

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-gojo-death-gif-10906628204965173860

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[weak vale]

snat

[open pasture]

A fuck

[weak vale]

a cuck

[jolly temple]

:epnikodance:

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1948052235243450580

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

**💬 4 🔁 129 ❤️ 1.3K 👁️ 78.5K **

▶ Play video

FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 4:07 PM

[weak vale]

look at this car

[jolly temple]

fuck u say

[simple perch]

@burnt maple @lavish owl

[open pasture]

His name is Dacia Sandero

[weak vale]

great news!

[bold adder]

leek ers

[open pasture]

Cool. Anyways

[light sphinx]

@static elm

[static elm]

the fuck

[jolly temple]

:laughpoint:

[static elm]

lmao

[static elm]

hai

[light sphinx]

hi

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-deltarune-chapter2-chapter2-tasque-manager-tasque-gif-23162450

[static elm]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-eo2gifs-deltarune-chapter-3-deltarune-ch-3-tenna-deltarune-gif-3543875082152148675

I got cursed with no embed permission

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[static elm]

[open pasture]

No fucking way my mother is unironically doing the japanese face contouring massage

[open pasture]

how big is oneshot 😭

[jolly temple]

if this but hey

[sturdy cradle]

i'm filling my whole drive with oneshot video this night

[sturdy cradle]

its like 900mb 😭

the video is just that big 😭

[jolly temple]

ngl.. i'm lame

[steep vigil]

this isnt a bot anymore

he has sentience

[sturdy cradle]

nooo kevin dont say that D:

ha i didnt do the hi lame joke

[austere cobalt]

Ban Kevin!! HE'S HAVING FEELINGS!!

[sturdy cradle]

wait

[winter girder]

Yes, didn't work

[sturdy cradle]

💥

[red wyvern]

no feelings allowed

only ironic shitposting

[steep vigil]

vro u drink dr pepper every minute ure IMMUNE to drugs

[jolly temple]

download from their isp?

[open pasture]

ki-

[winter girder]

I need a third party opinion

[red wyvern]

my opinion is drink more Dr. Pepper.

[winter girder]

Okay

[open pasture]

[red wyvern]

Weigh yourself and then drink one percent of your body weight in Dr. Pepper.

So you can be 1% Dr. Pepper.

[austere cobalt]

Water is better

[steep vigil]

man fuck water and dr pepper

[red wyvern]

Yes but you're already like 70% water. It's about becoming 1% Dr. Pepper.

[steep vigil]

i turn cocaine into liquid and drink it

[simple perch]

liquid glass

[weak vale]

can i have some

[jolly temple]

vhg lemme try it crab?

[neon ferry]

User not found

[red wyvern]

Unironically, digesting cocaine is probably the worst way to use it if you're going for the high.

[steep vigil]

shushhh

[open pasture]

vhg 1

[neon ferry]

User not found

[steep vigil]

my body absorbs cocaine more than water

[jolly temple]

ty for lunch is open

[steep vigil]

u wouldnt get it

[red wyvern]

You're built different!
-# incorrectly

[weak vale]

yummerz

[steep vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-funny-cat-sigma-face-sigma-cat-gif-706324192682293375

[open pasture]

vhg @shadow owl

[neon ferry]

🌈 clyde is 44.40% gay

[scarlet bane]

They indeed named creepers after you.

[flat willow]

is there a channel to ask for help or do i ask here?

[open pasture]

@weak vale

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)

[austere cobalt]

I'm %0 dr pepper

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 1.79% gay

[red wyvern]

Weigh yourself and drink one percent of your body weight in Dr. Pepper.

[weak vale]

wowowoow

that's a fancy pizza

[jolly temple]

62.47091140988006, 6.152892331500218

[austere cobalt]

No

[open pasture]

@weak vale

[austere cobalt]

Huh?

[simple perch]

weight yourself and then drink 100% of your body weight in soy sauce

[red wyvern]

That looks good but why is there a scoop of ice cream on it?

[weak vale]

what is the Glob

[jolly temple]

please note that showed idiots tend to think how you vibes

[open pasture]

@weak vale

[open pasture]

Mozarella

[austere cobalt]

Is that my IP

[steep vigil]

wheres the pink sauce

[open pasture]

@weak vale

[simple perch]

lol no perms

[red wyvern]

I am already 100% soy

[jolly temple]

hehe

[willow furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323799899438977105/1332390996557959259/attachment.gif

[weak vale]

you've been eating at some fancy places homie 😭

[willow furnace]

fuck

no perms

[red wyvern]

epic inbred failure

[open pasture]

I made that pasta dish

[jagged skiff]

holy fuck...

[weak vale]

oh shit

[open pasture]

And I can make such pizza at home

[steep vigil]

haha

[sturdy cradle]

im still waiting

[jolly temple]

@burnt maple @lavish owl

[solemn plank]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1323799899438977105/1332390996557959259/attachment.gif

[willow furnace]

thanks

[jagged skiff]

you made thaf pizza???

[jolly temple]

v6

[willow furnace]

do yall have any ideas i can make for a plugin?

[austere cobalt]

It's in fucking Norway

[open pasture]

I haven't

[steep vigil]

a plugin that lets u delete people from existence

[open pasture]

I just said I can

[jagged skiff]

hm

[willow furnace]

how about nuclear launch code cracker

[sturdy cradle]

you can take a look at the insanity that is #plugin-requests

[lunar orbit]

Damn, why can't we have Vencord of Firefox?

[jolly temple]

yup

[sturdy cradle]

yup

[willow furnace]

much obliged

[red wyvern]

Make a plugin for vencord that does this, animalese sounds as you type: https://fixupx.com/Bloops_/status/1650812082273628161

[simple perch]

crypto sucks

[steep vigil]

bc i sad so

[simple perch]

sheep are the best currency

[lunar orbit]

But whyyyyyyyy

[dawn iris]

VENCOIN IS NOT A CRYPTO CURRENCY!!!!!!

DO NOT BE FOOLED!!!!!

IT IS BACKED BY

REAL!

GOLD!

[jagged skiff]

invest in vencoin today!

[dawn iris]

!!!

[jolly temple]

chat 🐍

[dawn iris]

AND OSMIUM RESERVES

[austere cobalt]

Ye?

[dawn iris]

You can put your TRUST

in VENCOIN

[sturdy cradle]

ventoken

[dawn iris]

do not give investment advice on vencoin...

[willow furnace]

how the FUCK would that work

[sturdy cradle]

venft

[dawn iris]

you are not a registered vencoin advice giver

[jolly temple]

vennie good, hru ratnia

[dawn iris]

NecoArc

[willow furnace]

yh

[jagged skiff]

My apologies original gangster

[dawn iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1389469895804321963/venn0_jumpscare.gif

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff opinions on italian american cuisine

[jagged skiff]

i do not possess enough knowledge on the matter to form a proper opinion

[open pasture]

I mean the slop they make

[jagged skiff]

oh

yeah it sucks

lmao

[jolly temple]

one with oneshot that all up kevin and socks

[open pasture]

I think Italian cuisine is much better

From experience

[jagged skiff]

yeah no shit

[willow furnace]

i WILL be making vencoin 🌹

[jagged skiff]

american cuisine is calorieslop

[open pasture]

I wouldn't live in Italy tho

[sturdy cradle]

wait i just noticed...... @open pasture thats the estimated duration of a video

[dawn iris]

are you using Vencord rn?

NecoArc

[open pasture]

LMAO

[jolly temple]

:icant:

[sturdy cradle]

thats how much ive done so far

[open pasture]

Oh god

[sturdy cradle]

and its 3gb already

[dawn iris]

all vencord users are running vencoin miner, it's true

NecoarcGangdam

[willow furnace]

ye

[open pasture]

If only you could utilise a hardware accelerator...

[sturdy cradle]

real..,.

[dawn iris]

using advanced (web-V) technology we can mine REAL resources instead of solving sudoku puzzles for crypto

🦾

[sturdy cradle]

it is a big moment of me canceling the ffmpeg command and trying to make it better

(and also i dont want to fill my whole drive with oneshot)

[open pasture]

Don't you really

[cunning needle]

@dawn iris ventrolley

[jolly temple]

hasn't gotten interested in bot anymore love this time, your own screen i check inbox on display there knew it purpose? (im jsut kidding its my code cracker

[cunning needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1324477201634164767/1397065498826375168/poke-kipfel.gif

[open pasture]

Good luck 🤞

Maybe that's why noone has done the oneshot video yet

[weak vale]

kind of hard not to when you keep doing it in public

[sturdy cradle]

ok i managed to speed the command up

but it still fills like 3gb in less than a minute

[jolly temple]

whats anime?

[austere cobalt]

Anime

[grim patrol]

istg if someone doesn't explain why i cannot send images i'll be sad

[grim patrol]

[sturdy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1397346676880048253/IH3z0Kk.gif

[austere cobalt]

Thanks

[grim patrol]

WHY

CAN'T I SEND IMAGES

[austere cobalt]

Cry

[dawn iris]

devilish

yees

keep it on...

[jolly temple]

%xp in ya

[solemn plank]

the brain rot role removes perns

[weak vale]

because you have brain rot role

[grim patrol]

frick

[austere cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[grim patrol]

was it because i said some dumb slangs

once again

frick

also this is unfair

[solemn plank]

i'd suggest waiting a few days and then asking modmail if you could get it removed sometime

[steep vigil]

@grim patrol ur banner hurts my eyes

[grim patrol]

okay sorry

i'll put something i actually like

[jolly temple]

nonjour

[grim patrol]

non soir

[austere cobalt]

Bonjour

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ccat1-cute-fluffy-cat-fluffy-cat-meow-gif-17416729828117334577

[grim patrol]

uh oh

skill issue...?

[grim patrol]

what company is this meme trying to convey?

[slim talon]

Can't send Gif in #🦊-shiggy-and-friends so I'll post it here instead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586567941219155978/1397688977787719760/shiggy.gif

Oh come on

[sturdy folio]

Every

[grim patrol]

ah

:P

[jolly temple]

did that work?

[grim patrol]

idk

[dawn iris]

yes it did, thank you for helping me Kevin!

[grim patrol]

ask kb they know

[solemn plank]

gif doesnt even seem to exist on discord's servers

[dawn iris]

[slim talon]

It does

Double checked

[slim talon]

I would send you an image for proof

But

You know

[jolly temple]

@jolly temple @tame tide

[sturdy folio]

Thanks

I didn’t make it

[dawn iris]

kevin pinging the other kevin...

Kevin to Kevin communication

[jagged skiff]

you cant open cdn links in a browser after a while

[grim patrol]

telekevinesis

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586567941219155978/1397688977787719760/shiggy.gif?ex=6882a2cc&is=6881514c&hm=fa3a0bdba4a86f2b1e2f298a13a841660f58e19fa28063c2d9a4564bcc82a2bf&

oh

[jolly temple]

meoww

[jagged skiff]

nvm

the gif really doesnt exist

ignore what i said

[steep vigil]

@grim patrol penguin

[grim patrol]

yeah

club penguin till i die or smth

[open pasture]

An oopsie

[jolly temple]

allow kevin just

[open pasture]

Allow Kevin

[grim patrol]

yea

[jagged skiff]

Allow Kevin to access your contacts?

Allow Kevin to access your camera?

[open pasture]

Allow Kevin to change your settings?

[mossy egret]

Kevin is a kernel level program

He can access all

[jagged skiff]

@jolly temple is this true

[open pasture]

Kevin rootkit

[jagged skiff]

@grok is this true

no grok

😔

[jolly temple]

@sinful lynx can disable

[open pasture]

@gork wake up

[tropic niche]

disable what

[jagged skiff]

perhaps... its time for me to step back in.

[mossy egret]

@grok hello

[shrewd imp]

Greetings. How may I assist you?

Who Asked

@mossy egret

[jagged skiff]

nvm

motherfucker

[open pasture]

Oh yeah I forgot

[tropic niche]

do people actually get pinged when kevin pings them

[open pasture]

Whitenames can't grok

[open pasture]

Yes

[tropic niche]

nice lol

[open pasture]

I can confirm from experience

[jolly temple]

turned on gnome feels better the servers that zed

[tropic niche]

WHAT

[open pasture]

@tropic niche so kevin can learn

[tropic niche]

kevin confirmed gnomefucker

[open pasture]

@tropic niche @tropic niche @tropic niche so one day kevin pings you

[tropic niche]

@tropic niche

[open pasture]

@tropic niche @tropic niche @tropic niche @tropic niche so you reap what you sow

[tropic niche]

What happens when kevin pings grok

@grok can kevin ping you

[open pasture]

They talk together

🦌🚜

[tropic niche]

I can't hear you over my KDE extensions that don't break between releases.

[jolly temple]

find me @spice seal líver

[tropic niche]

the ai bot craves the flesh he lacks

who spakethed

even the husk is gone

[slim talon]

Me, trying to figure out why my GIF isn't working

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-armed-and-dangerous-gif-8394251715470900794

[jolly temple]

fed up your downloading

[tropic niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rushia-uruha-rushia-no-embed-perms-rushia-no-embed-perms-hololive-gif-21719743

[jagged skiff]

fucking finally bruh

[slim talon]

Yeah I just don't have the perms that's why

[jagged skiff]

my card finally worked

fuck you github

[tropic niche]

what if we instead made

knome

[jagged skiff]

hooray!!!!

i am Pink

wowza

[tropic niche]

hell yeah

[jolly temple]

hasnt experienced it says in brasil

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff great steam name

[jagged skiff]

thank you

[simple perch]

you're old

[open pasture]

Skill issue lolololol

[simple perch]

@open pasture don't worry, you're gonna have gray hair soon

[open pasture]

I don't mind

I genuinely don't mind gray hair

BLUE HAIR AND PRONOUNS!?

[jolly temple]

only you swedished kevin ping on as de, not execute and it'll hit the stove turned on wednesday 6 years or id lol no youre really great steam decks

[open pasture]

Oh of course you're a redditor

[simple perch]

@open pasture

[tropic niche]

honestly quite incredible

[grim patrol]

fr

[jolly temple]

❤️

[grim patrol]

a stray cat ran up to me and let me pet it

it almost rested on my crocs 😭

[copper garnet]

non real

[jolly temple]

hi!

[tropic niche]

hi!

[grim patrol]

yes it is

[copper garnet]

[tropic niche]

why

[copper garnet]

im going bald so i support this message

[open pasture]

I have nothing against bald people

I think bald can be nice

[boreal pond]

❤️

[copper garnet]

i think im genderfluid

[open pasture]

Gender plasma

[jolly temple]

compile everything 😭 nameplate = kill ye self

[red wyvern]

I agree

[grim patrol]

baldi tho

[open pasture]

I'm going to use mint flavoured mouthwash that came with surprise cinnamon flavouring

[red wyvern]

someone post the bald teto gif

[grim patrol]

anything with mint is nice

[open pasture]

Like on the front it only says mint but you can only taste cinnamon

It does say it has cinnamon in the tiny fine print ingredients

[red wyvern]

cinnamint

[jolly temple]

fed up hater

[simple perch]

say goodbye to livia then

[open pasture]

I love cinnamon

[copper garnet]

wearing hat 24/7 doesnt help my hair loss

[red wyvern]

why are you so pissed off

[copper garnet]

normal face

[burnt maple]

chopfly…

[jolly temple]

new version of customization as tattoo art he takes training and always be better

[simple perch]

but you have gray hair

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-bald-explosion-explode-gif-6656963363388285940

perfect

[sturdy cradle]

@open pasture my goal for this night will be me trying to send oneshot video to you 😭

booooriiinggggg

[bold wren]

external hosts

[sturdy cradle]

BORINNGGGG

omg this chta so boring

sure

:3

[jolly temple]

clickbait

[bold adder]

Community Shipping Depot in Aerospace City.

whoops

soon we will smack a cockroach off our wall and it will explode

and it wont die either

itll explode again

[open pasture]

lmaooo 😭

I actually have one great website for that

I think it's

https://send.codespace.cz

[jolly temple]

type shit @lapis lava neenorrrrrrrrrr

[bold adder]

neenorrrrrr

[sturdy cradle]

the thing is i want to send it through discord specifically

because it's funny

[open pasture]

Fair enuff

The make the bitrate 1 bit per second

[sturdy cradle]

you'll get the insane 50x50 video at 60fps

where each pixel of each frame will be some data of oneshot

[open pasture]

Downloading Oneshot directly to my brain

Will you upload that on the youtubes

[jolly temple]

hit the s word

[sturdy cradle]

BRUH it didnt encode a video

and i had it on only 250mb

[slim talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1304028070587531274/1397692924321595462/shiggy.gif

Worth it

[sturdy cradle]

how about an upgrade

100x100 120fps

[cedar pelican]

https://github.com/ScattrdBlade/bigFileUpload

[open pasture]

Jesus

[sturdy folio]

all this just for HR to throw it out for being unreadable

[sturdy cradle]

WHY ARE YALL BORING

holy

ofc i could upload a whole 2gb file on a file sharing host

but where's the fun in that

[jolly temple]

funy number of lowercase f

[open pasture]

@sturdy cradle you're going to create a new category of piracy by sharing videos of data over discord

[bold adder]

i think the rats are gone

[red wyvern]

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/animalese-typing/

[bold adder]

i swear there was one rat trying to shake the grapes off

[sturdy cradle]

yes. in a low bitrate mode that will make all your data like 80% lossy

[bold adder]

it looked like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GpjiRr6whes

[open pasture]

Learning advanced mathematics to decompress

[jolly temple]

freaks of firefox?

[bold adder]

⠀

[red wyvern]

the cat is winning

[grim patrol]

hello

[wintry lotus]

Is that gus joshnson?

[grim patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/bungus2020-deltarune-undertale-vechicular-manslaughter-murder-gif-6963394648762466347

wha

:(

[wintry lotus]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6OBk9YBLQU&pp
gus johnson

[grim patrol]

man why no permssss

[raw canopy]

OK

[grim patrol]

OK?

[red wyvern]

you posted cringe

[jolly temple]

1 sec

[simple perch]

does anyone play ba;latro

[grim patrol]

i freaking know it should be resolved now

[jolly temple]

speak again

[grim patrol]

yeah thanks

fk

[night blaze]

<:i:1263594912692178974> Removed 4 messages.

[grim patrol]

prty

[open pasture]

no its perma

[grim patrol]

nah i opened a ticket and my role was removed

but now idk

they replaced it

with a 100 Hz monitor

don't you have a bug shield on your window

this aluminum thing

shaped like a net

[jolly temple]

they're being coherent sentence

[grim patrol]

ah

okay :P

[jolly temple]

200..?

[grim patrol]

ahh

mine's 120 :P

[jolly temple]

stop stalking me perms are my house exploded

[grim patrol]

frog describes their dinner plate

[river solstice]

rarwawrawrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kys

[bold adder]

only need 1 more 700 orb quest

also

[red wyvern]

mood tbh

[vivid chasm]

truly my mood

[gleaming sequoia]

mroww

[austere cobalt]

Fr

[vivid chasm]

kpop singer died

Ozzy Osbourne died

[jolly temple]

achoo

[sturdy cradle]

bless u kevin

[sturdy cradle]

@open pasture ITS YOUR FAULT 😭 now kevin has cold too

[open pasture]

achoo

[sturdy cradle]

achoo

ok my fault too

[jolly temple]

pink floyd

[sturdy cradle]

damn

[open pasture]

I love pink floyd

[open pasture]

I almost cried (I would cry if I didn't have an emotional block not allowing me to cry)

[sturdy cradle]

uploading the thing that i spent last hours on optimizing

just to use my first idea anyways

[open pasture]

I was there chat

[jolly temple]

transmasc cow trans and we were](

[copper garnet]

nuke , i was clipfarming

i hit so many clips

[jolly temple]

learning something 😭 nameplate

[crude fern]

i vandalized @rare trout's pc

[copper garnet]

30 minutes nap

[bold adder]

i found shiggy in another server

[tropic niche]

[sturdy cradle]

hmm

time to see what that bot has to offer

[tropic niche]

if you start posting gift card and nitro links we're putting you down

[sturdy cradle]

hmm

alright

the bot's offline. even bots hate me

[tropic niche]

she spared you

[sturdy cradle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1397346676880048253/IH3z0Kk.gif

[wheat eagle]

im going back to debian 🥳

i spent the whole day

trying to install arch on thinkpad t43

[jolly temple]

the same here recently which are

[wheat eagle]

and it doesn’t work probably because of ancient gpu or something idk

thing is 32

bit

not arch install

[tropic niche]

orange you glad you didn't try gentoo

[wheat eagle]

The issue i have is

All graphical stuff doesn’t find libxml2.so.2?

whatever that is

I installed it with pacman

like

[steep vigil]

@wheat eagle orange

[wheat eagle]

lightdm greeter complains about it not existing

and if i just start xfce

That also complains about it not existing

But its installed

Wtf

[wheat eagle]

hi

[steep vigil]

Orange

[jolly temple]

afe trust git

[wheat eagle]

where do i install arc now

i want the

experience

oh i have thinkpad t510

that couldnwork

[fickle cosmos]

scary pie

[fast imp]

https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3luo4zcyqnw24

Wario64 (@wario64.bsky.social)

Brütal Legend is free on itchio for the next 666 minutes in honor of Ozzy Osbourne buff.ly/Rj8d5tl

Reposts

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Likes

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Bluesky · Jul 23, 2025, 11:05 PM

[jolly temple]

i took

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow

[bold adder]

sometimes it feels my ribs are poking my heart

i might go to the doctor

[wooden socket]

My whole body is aching now

I had to drive an hour and a half

To pick my brother up

[spark crescent]

good morning

[jolly temple]

[spark crescent]

morning jebin

kevin

[bold adder]

ok i dont like self diagnosing but i searched it up and probably found what i have

im gonna die in 2 days

[open pasture]

its 8pm

[spark crescent]

isn't that still the morning

[rain coral]

who be dealing pharmacy stuff

[harsh minnow]

@paper gate

[weak vale]

what server is kevin in that he has this emote

[paper gate]

SCARY

[river solstice]

dumbasses in chat

[river solstice]

zootie

I mean robert <3

vctod

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is unmellow yellow! (#000ff6)

[jolly temple]

@sturdy cradle did everybody else

[river solstice]

this isn't yellow

[dull anvil]

[sand citrus]

@river solstice ur yellw

[steep vigil]

@sand citrus hi

[jolly temple]

banning them, open cdn links on how slide in soy

[steep vigil]

Havent seen u in a while

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is picton blue! (#45b1e8)

[sand citrus]

helo

[sand citrus]

ya I'm less active here a little bit

[steep vigil]

Unfortunate

U missed a few bnuy facts

[sand citrus]

💔

[steep vigil]

Not many though

[river solstice]

nop

you are AWESOME

[sick wyvern]

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is picton blue! (#45b1e8)

[steep vigil]

I thought ure a girl

[wheat eagle]

hi 🥳

[jolly temple]

:epic_troll_explosion:

[steep vigil]

Aight

Was about to un invite u to my party

[wheat eagle]

i will buy thinkpad from xianyu

[steep vigil]

Murder and crimes is also just english words

[river solstice]

[open pasture]

insane

[open pasture]

REAL

[steep vigil]

Hello

[open pasture]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pool-sunglasses-swimming-swim-gif-17826077373868288802

[steep vigil]

Hru?

[open pasture]

tired hbu?

[steep vigil]

Same thing

[open pasture]

real

[steep vigil]

Want some music?

[open pasture]

sure

[jolly temple]

approve

[steep vigil]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1wGa1NweblbPwkAIXoShds?si=bCHaEKGETPW_3aEFhrIjfQ

Found this song a hour ago

I love it sm for some reason

[open pasture]

hm

p relaxing

[glad sphinx]

breathe if you like shiggy

also good night :)

[steep vigil]

Gn, sweet dreams

[copper garnet]

3 am premier hits different

[open pasture]

ok

[steep vigil]

Edgy

[long rampart]

the meme gods have decided, roblox has updated friends to connections

now we will all say "connect me" 😭🥀

[simple perch]

connect deez nuts

[steep vigil]

Connect my balls

[long rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/erika-erika-itsumi-itsumi-erika-gup-girls-und-panzer-gif-6681453342169285275

[jolly temple]

canadian jumpscare

[simple perch]

using lagrange, please connect these dots

[long rampart]

im gonna put a virus so now its painful

[steep vigil]

Idc

[fast imp]

https://tenor.com/view/eminem-gif-24009435

[long rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1247484835371421819/1392263894755704892/ezgif-764d40951fb377.gif

[copper garnet]

its 3am

one more

[open pasture]

nom

[copper garnet]

one more match before bed

[long rampart]

10 more

you gotta keep momentum

continue until your matches are horrible

w-what does that mean

https://tenor.com/view/no-se-gif-11133936355887909390

chudnime??

[jolly temple]

bitches

[long rampart]

???

kevin????

what the hell does this mean tell me this instant

... whats chud anime...

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-your-ip-ip-noodle-dare-gorillaz-gif-26556066

[long rampart]

oh.

i see, well theyre pretty appealing

girls und panzer combines tanks and anime, what more could you possible ask for

i havent watched any battleship anime's

im only familiar with azurlane

ill check it out after ive watched the 3 other anime's sitting in my tab

[jolly temple]

ja jogastes frutas blox com vossa vida na linha enquanto tens um monte de mangos em sua boca? isso é psicologia mango obscura

[long rampart]

kevin has transcended to a higher form of being

hes speaking in tongues

[simple perch]

@spice seal you speak this gibberish, translators note?

[jaunty trellis]

mango

[main wyvern]

roblox renaming everything for no reason at all

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇵🇹 Portuguese to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
Have you ever played Fruit Blox with your life on the line while having a bunch of mangos in your mouth? That's dark mango psychology

[jaunty trellis]

mango

[simple perch]

😭😭😭

[long rampart]

mango mango mango mango

[long rampart]

i still hate them for changing the logo for whatever we have now

[sinful lynx]

WBY DID THE BIT RANDOMLY PIING ME LOL

[open pasture]

who plays roblox

[sinful lynx]

Kevin wtf

[open pasture]

actually insanity from the depths of freaks

[open pasture]

Bit

[simple perch]

@spice seal are you shoe

[jolly temple]

disgusting

[main wyvern]

unfortunately a lot of people still do

and i don't know how at this point

[open pasture]

Kevin dont be mean

[open pasture]

Self report?

[main wyvern]

wdym

[open pasture]

You play roblos

[main wyvern]

nah

[open pasture]

hatsune sonic @open pasture

You roblox player (derogatory)

[open pasture]

Somiku

[main wyvern]

i genuinely hate roblox i would NOT play on it

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

thanks I hate them 💔

The color today matches my pfp

Its my day

[jolly temple]

download a secret 😭 it only for death

[open pasture]

ok goober

[main wyvern]

[open pasture]

You're so hateful

[open pasture]

my name is Hate

what if farnsie was named hatesie and was full of hatred and malice

then they would be cool as fuck

[jolly temple]

@shrewd marsh

[open pasture]

and not a goober

@shrewd marsh

[open pasture]

Sonic miku cooler

[open pasture]

no

[open pasture]

Yes

[open pasture]

no

[copper garnet]

ok

[open pasture]

Nope

[open pasture]

no

[open pasture]

lunch

[open pasture]

Heresy

[long rampart]

ive tried rabbit meat before

[jolly temple]

exactly

[long rampart]

can confirm it taste like chicken

but unusally firm

[open pasture]

YOU'RE lunch
Its so over for you

[copper garnet]

i went insane

[open pasture]

What happened

[copper garnet]

thats it

no sex before mirage

[open pasture]

yum

[bold adder]

i found

this

https://fixupx.com/yihan1949/status/1947959362313666611

Wapaper (@yihan1949)

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FixupX · Jul 23, 2025, 9:57 AM

[open pasture]

no YOU

[open pasture]

Nope

[jolly temple]

oh, how?

[main wyvern]

kevin wants to know

[weak vale]

that's me

[weak vale]

hatsune soniku

[open pasture]

somiku

[open pasture]

yes

[bold adder]

whcih one

[weak vale]

with the gun

[open pasture]

based

[open pasture]

Can you shoot @open pasture

I'll give you 20 dollar

[open pasture]

I've been shot before, I'll pass

Why has everyone here been shot at

im in these streets, hoe