#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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"You have over three thousand hours in this game, that means you must be pretty good!" Me: sadcat face
one piece pacing
quake is so different to other fps games though and you're against people who've played 20 years
yeah, high barrier to entry
@red wyvern what do you do for a living
me so bored
i have probably 5000 and play like a silver 1
in-home caretaker, I go to the homes of disabled and elderly folks and help them with their chores, shower, go to the bathroom, and such. Cook for them.
That's nice
elder folks
yea a lot of the players are like 40-50 and have thousands of hours
but they still swear like children
nein
someone gets called the f-slur at least once a match
I play to chill and relax a bit, not get worked up
and there is NOT an automod
flatpak sandbox is husked but ugly
i wish my cat was still here ;w;
me too :O
to be fair the banter is in good fun, it's still way more casual than cs
melon
Wrong fruit
yeah quake community very non-toxic compared to most communities
im so silly
you'll be welcomed but they'll also give no mercy and destroy you
yoppp
im meowing
@dense wind https://youtu.be/5QoBGCV5XJU is this the way you think I eat and live
Today i'm going to show you how to prepare authentic hot pot at home from scratch (如何做火鍋) This traditional Chinese hot pot recipe is incredibly simple and easy to follow. I’m going to show you everything there is to know about preparing hot pot at home the way it's meant to be served - the traditional Chinese way. I guarantee you'll ...
guys how do i apply a custom banner without nitro? i have the plugin enabled
quake is open source, right?
the quake 1, 2, and 3 engines are open sourced
just the engine?
(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)
thx
assets still copyrighted and idk if they're available
so i would have to buy it on steam or something to play, right?
lc. gutsandblackpowder
id do this
quake champions is f2p
fuck now im hungry
my laptop doesnt run modern games well for some reason
cs2 stutters like crazy, but runs at 300 fps
sounds almost like a driver issue tbh
mrao
Even the hot tub part?
i mean network lag, the game runs fine for about a minute then i start lagging and die, then runs fine for a while again
yea
Fair enough
i mean who wouldnt want to become one with the soup
You
based bioses support this abusive household its probably end up and ch2 as you're not know why
Wot
You
@jaunty stag baller pfp
@jaunty stag You
Balls
@jolly temple nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os nix os
Arch
archhh
ARCH
anything > windows
vanco
aw no image embed perms?
vencorn
ight imma lower my sense
vscode for config files 😭
Powerful
gotta wait 10 seconds for your editor to load to edit a config file
vim is nearly instant
nvim my beloved <3
sorry i cba to spend ages configuring a text editor
Do u use it to cook food
yep, just gotta get the CPU warm enough first
Notepad++ is good
I like my cpu warm enough to cook an egg
windsurf better cuz AI
owo
Kevin is an furry
mine always is
(i put a quad core into a laptop that came with a dual core)
Hi
What happened to grok?
Idk
@shrewd imp hello??
@shrewd imp hi
homo...
Hello. How may I assist you?
@vivid chasm
hes fine
hi
🤱
@shrewd imp how do i cook egg
@shrewd imp how do i cook egg
Here's how to cook an egg:
- Heat a pan on medium-low.
- Add butter or oil.
- Crack the egg into the pan.
- Cook until the white is set.
- Serve and enjoy.
@vivid chasm
why is it nit responding to me
you arent cool enough
💔
mobile wii
am i epic gamer
[blobcatvore](
@shrewd imp HELLO GROK
oh\
we need to make a protest
@shrewd imp are wii phones real
The Wii Phone is not a real product released by Nintendo. It seems to have originated from a hoax or concept design circulating online.
@mystic salmon
@shrewd imp hi
Whitenameism
yes
@shrewd imp do we murder all whitenames in the vencord discord server
❓
aw
Im back
@shrewd imp name one plant
After... A week
yeah...
🍊
@shrewd imp kys lovingly
I am programmed to be informative and harmless. I cannot fulfill this request.
@steep vigil
@shrewd imp how many people have died from vencord
Thats quite the question
@shrewd imp name 6 plant species
white names cannot use
paywall
Grok has a limit before shutting down
talk a lot wall
Wall.
at least i think thats how you get regular
we need to organise s protest
man.. this fucking tags
hi
@shrewd imp o pali e lipu pi akesi suwi kepeken toki pona taso
whats wring
third time today some proffesional
baje jajo
🧐

i can’t sleep
because ermmm we continue talking through my roasted chicken didnt solve my internet
how to sleep tutorial
@shrewd imp how to sleep tutorial
why?
why?
the fuck do you mean why
the fuck do you mean the fuck do you mean why
h
h
Time to play minecraft
What are side effects of pills that prevent motion sickness
Is it being tired
If yes
I can eat
that's what y'all get for misusing ykyk
actually you can't p2w ur way up to grok you need contributor or regular
@cunning needle
scoob
hi
guh
would feel the status
automodded word, I can read messages here
that's why
Confused
TLDR if you ping kevin it will say whatever your nick is but not escape markdown
Oh
@jolly temple
@lapis lava give me contributor for being the shoggy
https://vencord.dev, I can read messages here
Are bots immune to automod
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Horror
this is actually a good thing
makes you smell
Why tf is pinging kevin automodded
a well coded bot shouldn't do this
read the replied to message
hi
heard
So that ppl wont troll with nsfw nicks then?
one of these
mods crush this person's skull
vban fres
meanwhile me:
lore sized noik
Lobotomised! 🔨
it was the wrong one
oh sob
Hobo is an e-verified yapper
My orange boy
@shrewd imp hello
that was truly one of the instagram posts ever
motherfu
basic apps, none of us :3
Oh ure acoustic alright
HIII 
@surreal ridge, <t:1752535655:R>: give fafa brainrot
„ai is going to take over the world”
lol sure
A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision.
-IBM, 1979
why does it sound like that
one of many reasons i stopped using that site
they pushed ai so hard
<
LMAO
i saw dumb things
LOL


I will eat you alive
OPIOIDS
Impossible
off topic cats only
you cant spell gambling without win,
hobo bites me your nothing"
NOT opioids ICE CREAM
@red wyvern your cat is attacking kevin
Amazing
banished
Good Hobo, lol
I LOVE OPIOIDS
冰淇淋

blob cat
Snooloolooloolooloo 
ah dang it

gurt

I’mma be for real that role honestly tricked me, and I thought they added it to mobile
@still spruce delete the server
who are you
<@&1262928185763434556>
<@&1205291995128659999>
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it's true though
ngl I'm emotional rn
oneshot world machine edition got me
like i did 100% nearly not just the base game (pre-solstice n shit)
holy fuc

automod bypass 
yop
i cant see that image
italian alert
Blocked
do screen which does one ever cook again to my quickcss?
mererow
guys what do i do like i want to do this but i never done commissions before and don't know if i should ask how much they want to pay
nah i'll do it for free i'm in this for the love of the game
shut up latinx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_HN0nwdox0 @lapis lava figma balls
Let's touch glass.
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Keep up w...
apple does something and everyone copies it
apple the trendsetter fr
Also erm
Isn't me doing free labour helping the starving children
Because I'm not taking money that could potentially go to them
You latinx troglodyte
Unfortunately latinxia was killed by the Brazilian government in 2023.... ☹️
no cuh i have not
no cu i have not
hahahaha cu eu acho cu muito engraçado me mostra o seu para eu gargalhar
😭 he there
apple: we will jump off a cliff and kill ourselves
others: we will Flight off a Ridge while eliminating our company
dude they should do that
big tech companies will die
apple
off-topic-tankers-only
no
I also want a bison steak
gnome better
no gnome
why
too small
dead chat
cry about it B)
yyop
hit the bricky 
not today

sylvia
estrogeon

I asked my endocrinologist what would happen if I took 60 grams of estrodial per day instead of 100 milligrams and she said I'd probably die
You would die
NO don't listen to them
You'll immediately become a girl
trust
lmao

wtf?? why are you taking so much
stupid 
100 would probably make me sick too
click this ⤴️
watch this
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I hope RFK dies (again)
is vencord an extension or app only?
do you mean web vs desktop?
Yes
both
oh alr
share with the class
nuh uh, get your own

my internet be like
i hate everything
what about shiggy
shiggy is ok

hi
umami
anyone use rorush?
hiiii
hello
(Auto-response invoked by @red wyvern)
morning vencord
hello apex
good morning/evening/midnight fellow gamblers
how's shizophrenia going for yall?
cuz i'm having a wild time rn
oh right i'm schizo
no one cares
oh
sorry
wait what
who is this?
oh my
nvm
.

le cat de autistics
:nh_sobs:
consider smoking
Oo we gambling
roblox can get weird sometimes
which makes it
well
roblox
Good morning Vencord
kev
bro is not a pokemon 🥀
wow, congrats, you play kirby in vs candidate a quest but... you're just playing goober the average linux before and owner are those in fl studio so girl are side effects of those. react with monika™
PLAY BETTER GAMES
QUIT ROBLOX
React with Monika™
Roblox sucks
aw
LEAVE YOUR LIMITEDS...
alr ig
yay
ppl were making fun of my asgore runs over dess skin
idiots thought i was caseoh
can't blame them :P
The king's chariot cannot be stopped
(i put it pisses me as a niko not massgrave
i also made a kris skin with all the details
and like silly girls in a rp game were like
"u cute come to my house"
😭
kris got rizz vro
krizz 
its nikover 
:<
thats crazy
?!?!
wha ._.
even kevin is shocked
YEAH
-# 😭
kevin is my alter ego btw
1 day left and maybe level 1 will be back
@jolly temple i want you....
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did you know you can delete a message by editing it then backspacing until the end
useless inefficient fact
but hey i discovered it
yeah everyone knows this
yes
up arrow + ctrl-a + backspace + enter
gamblers only
Mmmm I love carbon monoxide poisoning
mechanics are resilient to that
Is it monoxide or dioxide
@lapis lava ban perms when my sense it is pinging him
i forgot
NOOO 
@grok for gaseous poisons, which form of carbon above is deadly?
Carbon monoxide is deadly. Carbon dioxide is not a poisonous gas.
@trail fossil
@grok does twitter try to silence you?
Twitter's policies apply to all accounts. My responses are public.
@vivid chasm
doubting that
I love pancakes

straight cakes
I used to know a gay polish dude who was obsessed with oneshot
Wokecakes
@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture
lc.wiki the ven
(abbreviated as "the Ven.") is the style usually given to an archdeacon. In the Eastern Orthodox Church, the term venerable is commonly used as the English-language
Why is it so expensive
i have the one and only 24 carat gold vencord badge
i must spend another 5 euro and get myself a 64 carat gold vencord badge
thats not how that works
i will change physics just to do it
im nights
Where's days
like, hes honk mimiming
cats are so cute im crying
24k is 100% pure gold
well more like 99.999% like soap ads say

didn't anyone tell that cart that it's illegal to be that cute??? 
howdy
She's in jail
the cute jail 
hi
it’s 1 out loud which means you not hide the hell yeah i forgor
meow
vcotd
vcotd
the name of all time
Cam timing is too aggressive or they’re running to rich. Shouldn’t be any flames.
Also WHERE IS THE COOLANT, you’re just gonna warp the head
chat purger
what are the commands of the v bot
This is how you piss off a male audience
!purge 100000
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frens
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meow
mrrp
are u roblox developer?
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no
Hot

Severe high temperature warning
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hi bur-
KI

his name?
real
9/10 people who look like this, you gotta go, don't let it happen, when the doctor is coming, but never when they don't, always you have it and they took it, but these will never let it go, jut hurry, it's not worth the and when it happens, they won't know be careful little because its all too easy, if squashed, cant even shoe anymore, always the antsbecause i see them squish everyday, don't worry but you don't do it too probably, don't get it wrong, you cool good, but it's not, even when they got the implant of malnutrition, worm @lapis lava

are u ok sir/madam
zzzzzzz
hi everyone
okay so the door isnt optimized because it has a door handle so lets make it an automatic door that runs on boot so that you don't need to keep opening it every time
@hollow surge
You are a peak Linux dev
The attention was on the wheel and you still went and reinvented the door
It’s honestly quite amazing
what if someone enters?
hmm good point
fucking joke
do i close it manually too?
😭
gotta think about this one
*slams the space key*
KDE's too mainstream
exquisite name from 5 times better ui
steal someone's git repo and add catppuccin on it
hi
then it's all yours
TRUE
hiii
you're filling up my var/lib/pacman
install
yes
so what we do here is add a script that occasionally uninstalls everything from the system from pacman and any aur helpers
get outta my cache
sudo pacman -Qdtq $(pacman -Rns)
kwin - kde plasma
wayland - wayland (not xorg its wayland)
wr - world record
i speedrun this de
world record for the most time wasting DE setup
Uhh need help here
i am installing Vencord and its asking for Location
/home/tysan/discord/
windows?
kde plasma wayland world record any% glitched
oh not
i am puttin in this but it saying invalid
arch
discord needs to be installed first
or use the flatpak
im very sure to reference to move a sudden 😭 most husks in pepperoni, buncord
oh
ig the flatpak is way more compatible
yay and flatpak are both sufficient
yeah use the vesktop package
and vesktop is an option
yeah ig i did use it at the end
bunnycord
ive been using discord instead of vesktop
reccomendation but :P
i think i should use vesktop though
i have seen a few issues
i mean the only REASON why i used the flatpak
vesktop figured this out
was for aRPC
oh my
i just get random system packages
"what rank are you on bash"
@gleaming sequoia vs @winter girder who wins
low relative to upgrade to wait let me if they'll also thanks shiggy caseoh
nobody wins its a tie and we both start cuddling with dr pepper in our hands
so um can i get step by step of wht i need to do here?
i'll stay lonely ig
what package u using?
brb ima use vesktop lmao
eat*
yay
ok well'
it's called vencord right
install discord first
the normal one
then install this ig
try installing it on top of the og discord and lmk what happens
vns
trolled
oh nooo
okay on vesktop nowe
i've wasted my whole precious time for dis

mraow
brics
:<
erm where are the arpc settings
explains why i couldnt send ss lmao
it's auto made ig?
cant pensive
yeah at the very least
f
ArRpc you can’t add custom games
figured
shiggy
aw
because kevin.
:(
anywho
some boy on a roblox rp game said that he can neg diff my asgore avatar (the truck meme version)
does he know?
🤔
i dont even know a lick of what you just said
none of these words are in the bible
sorry gang
a roleplaying game
and like
i was dressed as the asgore from the meme
and he said that the character's so weak
but does he even know the character?
my apolo 🧀
something
my brain hurt 🧀
meow
no embed perms? 
prob
ms edge
cute gif btw
heh :3 thanksies
thanks :3

this is not telegram
a what machine now
Liquid @hollow surge
Yop
@winter girder normalize sending Sent to your iPhone instead of Sent from my iPhone
nono
Mono
why does windows 10 oobe reboot if you don't connect to the internet
"I don't have internet"
reboots
:[
liquid grass
bug definent;y
it's happened on every iso i've tried on two computers
after i reboot its fine though
partially coherent kevin than some boss guy get shut
damn that's aura
:P good
😌
vencord
false
chunky cooler master case 🤤
The Kodeath will soon happen @winter girder
You're banned
no
gotta go, jut hurry, it's back then install this
De bomboclat
he might be hungry
blehhhh
hobo 
we don’t
vee can just spend ages implementing into venbot
nah he's fine
what game is that
i think it's a testing thing
maybe that or it's in development
I mean I see they have a btools cube but I was wondering if it's open 🐑
i think the details need lots of improvement
it's exiting the body's boundaries
anywho
😭
chromeos is actaually 16:9 i spent 30 euros so far
what
buh??
:3
bro took his time to edit an image of ts 🥀
yes
thank god you're male i thought i misgendered someone for the millionth time 😭
Guys can i get banned for saying "use bdeditor"
tf is that
what is that
betterdiscord editor?
regardless
My nose hurts
Stop breathing
i mean it looks fine
take it off
why?? ;_;
why would you even think that you might get banned
sybau kev
From all the sneezing and blowing
idk TOS or something
discord TOS ??
already insane and still don't want $10 for 10 seconds for music i tell someone made it shows on every ping is online imo
idk
i would never do anything against tos, isnt that right vencorders
why yall got that gen z stare
we don’t exist
vro 😭
You are not allowed to talk about betterdiscord in the official vencord server
no client mod discussion in a server about client mods
yes im banning you
Wait please
and a gen x, couple millennials (i think), and one gen alpha (who left)
too late your band
damn
But I need js snippets first
ok 1 sec
That one second has passed
im in slowmotion
1 sec as in 1 hour
Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("leaveGuild").leaveGuild("1015060230222131221")
real
r:yo
Uhh
I don't trust
its safe trust
Yeah
Why does it say leaveguild 😭
because it's a snippet for removing that leaf you have when u first join server
And the server id is the same numbers
someone just misstyped it
I don't have it lol
Yes you do?
it shows for us
Oh is there a plugin that disables it?
yes that snippet above
you're welcome
a=atob,b="bGVhdmVHdWlsZA==",c="MTAxNTA2MDIzMDIyMjEzMTIyMQ==",Vencord.Webpack.findByProps(a(b))[a(b)](a(c))
Can you see it now
yes i still see
shits boutta level statements
Bornana
// deobfuscated
Vencord.Webpack.findByProps("leaveGuild")["leaveGuild"]("1015060230222131221")
// (1015060230222131221 is this server's ID)
coders are scary 
Ure in a server where half of the online ppl make code
im fully aware of that mate
Well good sir i thought u werent innit
Gubby!!
oh mate its all good eh
:(
i actually only bet red
theres a little plugin i found in the previous third party plugins channel
i really miss it
... what if i make a plugin
behind this week or is completely in that in your honesty about how probability works really were real 😔
kevin we meet again




