🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[granite ember]

AAAAAAAAA
TOO FAR

[steep vigil]

Idk but i have an lmg

Dude what rhe fuck im blocking you

[open pasture]

In the deepest pits of hell

[whole burrow]

hai

[granite ember]

[open pasture]

I know

[sand citrus]

thank God I do fraud

[open pasture]

Censor that next time. I was so scared

[sand citrus]

I'm sorry 🧽bob

[open pasture]

It's okay

[copper garnet]

humanz

[open pasture]

I lied

JOB JOB JOB JOB JOB

-# _ _

[sand citrus]

me too I wasn't actually sorry

[copper garnet]

tomorrow i gonna go check a computer science university

its 1 hour walking away from my house

[granite ember]

you shouldn't

Oh I thought "that" trading

[wise trout]

...- --- .-.. - . ..

--- ..

[granite ember]

Trust me, you don't wanna know

[sand citrus]

what, scamming?

I legit have no clue what u mean by That trading

[copper garnet]

guys should i do a funny and just start showing up one day without even being accepted

[sand citrus]

if it's rly funny to u yea

[granite ember]

Yes

🦦

[sand citrus]

🦦

[copper garnet]

fuck i of course need norwegian b1

[granite ember]

🦦

[sand citrus]

I did thru some social ish flash game

[granite ember]

Club penguin?

[sand citrus]

nah

[copper garnet]

idk one day i switched all my shit to english couse funny and now my english is better than my original languaje

same

[granite ember]

Real.

I changed from Italian

[copper garnet]

same but youtube ass vids instead of minecraft

[sand citrus]

ass vids ?

[copper garnet]

yeah very much so

[sand citrus]

sometimes I have to Google translate shit back to my native language cus I forget

[copper garnet]

real

mine is spanish

[stark herald]

dms

[sand citrus]

Woa

[granite ember]

No vabbé sei italiana pure te?

Io madre lingua

[chrome flare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sand citrus]

ya lol me 2

[copper garnet]

something something ya ni me acuerdo hablar espa;ol un carajo

[stark herald]

native english

[chrome flare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sand citrus]

lol

[granite ember]

What does atp mean

[sand citrus]

didn't even notice that

[sand citrus]

at this point

[copper garnet]

at this point

[chrome flare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[sand citrus]

🐈

[granite ember]

Ok

[granite ember]

pets

[chrome flare]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[stark herald]

pets

[sand citrus]

me or cat

[copper garnet]

why does trolling in ranked cs2 matchmaking feel so fucking good

[granite ember]

"Both? Both. Both is good. "

[stark herald]

🤐

[sand citrus]

do u know about the anti kick exploit

[stark herald]

anti awesome exploit

[copper garnet]

i know about having another body

[granite ember]

hmmm

[sand citrus]

u can Perma team kill every round n keep rejoining even if u get kicked it's funny

[copper garnet]

i missed a shot to my buddy and fucking headshotted a teammate like 3 times

[copper garnet]

[lost furnace]

meow

[sand citrus]

I Tell for 50 Dolalr

[lost furnace]

explodes

[stark herald]

who up cuddly af

[granite ember]

becomes ashes

[sand citrus]

I think it still works

[copper garnet]

prolly

[sand citrus]

Not af but slightly

[sand citrus]

I did it like a couple weeks ago

[sand citrus]

I doubt they patched it it's not public I think

but maybe

[granite ember]

Letsgoski

[stark herald]

you wish

[copper garnet]

i just take the 30 minutes nap

well 1 month now

[granite ember]

Do you even know what that means

[copper garnet]

imagina ser español

[stark herald]

No

[sand citrus]

ye but that doesn't let u rejoin even after kick and kill more ppl

#BORING

[granite ember]

Yes

[copper garnet]

30 minutes opening cases

[stark herald]

opening awesome

[granite ember]

Same

[sand citrus]

Woa

[open pasture]

I'm 1 month into my drinking and smoking addiction 🥰 I never thought I'd make it so far. Thanks to all the addicting chemicals keeping me in from quitting! And my friends peer pressuring me to keep going!! Really, thank you all!!

[copper garnet]

gamba gamba gamba , unregulated gamba ♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️♥️🥰

[stark herald]

1 month into my @sand citrus addiction

[sand citrus]

Woa

[granite ember]

HAHAHAHA

[stark herald]

wtf how did u get Italian blood u should clean it haha

[granite ember]

Wait, does having Italian blood means that there's tomato sauce in me

[sand citrus]

True

yawn

[copper garnet]

tomato sauce and weird hand gestures

[granite ember]

[granite ember]

MA NO-

[kind summit]

hai @spice seal

[sand citrus]

should I sleep or talk to woke people

[kind summit]

I am still alive

HAIIIII

[copper garnet]

si mano si , mucho movimiento de mano raro

[kind summit]

so tiiiired, but ive been goood, way better than work from school

hbu

[granite ember]

Hmmm
Reminds me of something
-# THIS WAS A TRIUMPHHHHH I'M MAKING A NOTE HERE, HUGE SUCCE- sorry I played too much portal

[austere cobalt]

Shut

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[granite ember]

no.

[austere cobalt]

:(

[kind summit]

https://tenor.com/view/weegeepie-luigi-smg4-animated-gif-22270320

[granite ember]

WA(LUIGI)HHHHH

[sand citrus]

maybe I should play portal again

[austere cobalt]

Yesn't

[sand citrus]

I played p2 co op so many times I don't want to anymore

[granite ember]

yes.

[kind summit]

hru tho? You doing okie?

[sand citrus]

but replaying single player could be chill

[granite ember]

Same but its bipolar for me

[copper garnet]

how many punds of grease this gave me?

[austere cobalt]

I have Irish blood is why I like potatoes

[kind summit]

thats good, happy your found some strategies and stuff, I have something similar too so I feel you

[austere cobalt]

What's that

[kind summit]

borderline

[vivid frigate]

Yo

[copper garnet]

real

[granite ember]

Means bypolicedepartment

[austere cobalt]

Fr

[kind summit]

I love that, im using that from now on

[copper garnet]

[open pasture]

we dont LIKE PIGS

[copper garnet]

asigned cop at birth!

oh nvm that was not the acronim

i might have mistyped the acronim

[granite ember]

Hmm
Reminds me of something again...

Real

[open pasture]

wtf is ur name

[simple perch]

ive met 0, that is because i dont go outside

[granite ember]

Ye no my brain went: "RANDOM BULLSHIT, GO! " when typing it

[simple perch]

lucky

[open pasture]

o

[open pasture]

what the fuck

[kind summit]

well, I have to get ready to walk to my car and start driving for the next 56 minute and then jump to bed 😭

[simple perch]

?

[kind summit]

why did I go to conneticut for this dumb meeting

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-catitude-cattitude-cat-attitude-what-gif-22504374

[simple perch]

i dont leave my home

[open pasture]

why not

go outside and explore

[simple perch]

because i cant?

[open pasture]

ok then steal outside

[simple perch]

the outside world is too scary?

[open pasture]

Im not brown

[copper garnet]

tomorrow i start working still dont know how tf am i going to hide the sh scars , i dont think they going to be much found of them

[granite ember]

de*

[open pasture]

bring knife

https://tenor.com/view/gup-erm-what-the-gup-gif-12494346291643695247

[sand citrus]

I feel u sm I wanna go out more but if there's no point it just feels depressing to me , I need a purpose

[open pasture]

I do everyday

[copper garnet]

gup

[open pasture]

I also carry so Idc

[copper garnet]

watter kitty

[kind summit]

Im happy you still remember me Ill try to appear more and say hi, please always stay safe @spice seal and @lavish schooner and everyone else

[open pasture]

no.. thats a fish

[copper garnet]

mb

[kind summit]

love yu all 💟

[open pasture]

South USA

[copper garnet]

gn human

[open pasture]

its so damn hot and humid is shit here

[simple perch]

youre not funny

[open pasture]

im not making a joke

[simple perch]

yea

i cant go outside, i dont want to go more in depth here.

[sand citrus]

ur honestly right id do that and it'd make me feel better I think

[open pasture]

no worries

I understand now

[open pasture]

ok hear me out:

two knives

[simple perch]

please dont reply to my messages from now on

[open pasture]

ez block

[sand citrus]

Let's goo

[open pasture]

wait hold up. two knives or one big knife?

[copper garnet]

i want to buy some cs knifes irl

[open pasture]

shiny stuff is cool tbh

[sand citrus]

one big like a switch blade or something

[open pasture]

not my cup of tea

[sand citrus]

I used to have one idk where it went

[open pasture]

switchblades are usually small

[sand citrus]

yea true

it wasn't big

[open pasture]

I mean its all relative

[sand citrus]

I'm sure there's some bigger ones

[open pasture]

compared to the legal limit? ye some are large

[sand citrus]

but then it's not so portable

[open pasture]

portable vs not portable knives

[sand citrus]

do u remember the Billion trillion degree knife slop that used to plague yt

[open pasture]

paper cutter vs kitchen knife

[copper garnet]

damn

[open pasture]

o fuck I do

[open pasture]

damn... gay month infected the knives

kinda sick tho

[sand citrus]

They made the bayonet woke

[copper garnet]

not even real fade

[open pasture]

im dying

[copper garnet]

😭

i wish i could buy some knifes

[open pasture]

rip

[copper garnet]

damn ts cool asfuck

wrong handle colour tho

dear god this is the one

[harsh crest]

as ReturnType<ReturnType<ReturnType<typeof createHandlerSetup<T, D, P>>>>

[sand citrus]

True

[weak vale]

buying this and using it to chop up veggies for dinner

[copper garnet]

literally

[weak vale]

gotta do something with it

[sand citrus]

@weak vale hi awesome person

[weak vale]

@sand citrus @sand citrus @sand citrus hiii

hru

[sand citrus]

I'm oki just need to get myself to sleep lol hbu :3

[copper garnet]

oh

yeah

good luck

its fucking 4am

[sand citrus]

it's not so bad

[weak vale]

im doin fine :33 get some good sleep

[sand citrus]

I'm in bed at least just not that sleepy

[weak vale]

lol

[sand citrus]

I'll tryy ty :3 and glad to hear

[sand citrus]

my schedule was wayyy worse

before

altho it's kinda bad cus

[copper garnet]

i go to sleep at 6am

and wake at 11

[sand citrus]

I slept like before 2am yesterday idk when exactly

I'd sleep at 7am consistently til recently

been sleeping at like 1 or smth

now I'm a bit fucked

[unreal siren]

I used to sleep at 6am and wake up at like 5pm

[sand citrus]

but it's ok

[copper garnet]

i go to work at 6pm till 2am so its ight

[sand citrus]

me too lol

[unreal siren]

And in one day I swapped it to waking up at 7am

Was not fun

[sand citrus]

yea I did the same

in a day or two i switched from sleeping at 7 to waking up at 6

[copper garnet]

sleeping at so late hours that having to wake early means no sleep

[sand citrus]

now it's a bit fucked again but it's not so bad

[unreal siren]

Mood

[unreal siren]

Obtain 2 sleep schedules so you can have the worst of both worlds

[sand citrus]

hell yeah

I love staying up for like 24h

!!!!

[copper garnet]

i have my entire fridge filled with colas

mental disorder people schedule

[sand citrus]

I love mtn dew

[copper garnet]

oh god this job is going to fuck my sleep schedule so much

[rain coral]

horror

[lavish schooner]

:3333333333333333333333

[lavish schooner]

yippeeee

[copper garnet]

guys worth it?

[lavish schooner]

as long as you're okayyyy!

[weak vale]

what is this

[copper garnet]

idk

im checking other music players

i found the price funny

[weak vale]

unsane

[copper garnet]

wtf is this

[lapis lava]

vset-name 💨-off-topic-windmills-only

[copper garnet]

fuck you

[lapis lava]

vset-topic live in the windmill of the land and always be feeling good

[open pasture]

[flat kelp]

ffplay enjoyer

[open pasture]

Ffmpreg

[copper garnet]

lines up to to top = good!

[sand citrus]

so true

[flat kelp]

diabolical adrenaline guitar, pulled from hl2 game files

[copper garnet]

this shit is ugly as a sin that means its going to be the best piece of software ever created

[flat kelp]

valve theme

[copper garnet]

spek looks nicer

[flat kelp]

unfortunely not wav

[copper garnet]

wym , spek doesnt support wav???

[flat kelp]

i am about hl2 game files

music is not in wav

[copper garnet]

oh

[flat kelp]

it is in mp3

[copper garnet]

almost

[open pasture]

https://fxtwitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1942609624135348455

𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever)

Hey hooman, I can do that..🐤🧎‍♀️😅

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FxTwitter · Jul 8, 2025, 3:40 PM

[copper garnet]

for who tf is this made for

[open pasture]

Me

I like my audio to have a bitrate of atleast 1.024M

[copper garnet]

oh

my fucking god

ok

i figured the propuse of this thing

its a perfect resampler

what the actual fuck

my dap is probably having a blast rn

ok im uninstalling this , this is forbidden knowledge

[bleak cosmos]

aimp

[weak vale]

i forgot how loud my street is

opened the windows because my room is a furnace and it sounds like there are cars driving through my room

[bitter valley]

do you live next to motorway

[open pasture]

No thry live ON the motorway

[weak vale]

what is a motorway vro

[open pasture]

Im making loud car noises outside your window

Trolley

[bitter valley]

duh i remember seeing some house have drive right ON it, but i forgot where

[open pasture]

Big roads with higher speed limits. No bikes allowed

[weak vale]

i'm going to throw a spike strip at you

[open pasture]

Idk what that is

[bitter valley]

idk motorway is like road which is big and where cars do vroom vroom

and no humans

[weak vale]

yknow it's what cops put on the road to stop cars

[open pasture]

Im going to throw random objects from the street inside your window

Oww

[bitter valley]

doesnt it harm cars tires

[weak vale]

i'll collect them all and sell them for a profit. thanks!

[open pasture]

No I'll steal them again

[weak vale]

yea it punctures them

[bitter valley]

what if i throw hand grenade

like the one that explode

[weak vale]

i'll jump on it to save my comrades and die like a hero

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/naturelifeok1/status/1943124834340221300

Nature Life Ok (@naturelifeok1)

This is how the WORLD should be ❤️

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FixupX · Jul 10, 2025, 1:47 AM

windmill...

[weak vale]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spike_strip

imagine getting slapped with this

[bitter valley]

Good work, citizen! Your social credit account has received an increase of 200 (two hungry) social credits. Keep up the work! Glory to CCP!

[copper garnet]

kitty

[topaz meteor]

I was gonna say collecting animals like pokemon
Then palworld just updated

[open pasture]

The traffic police watching me eat the spike strip

[bold adder]

how

[weak vale]

god i love the ccp

[copper garnet]

current song im vibing to

[copper garnet]

GIVE YOUR LIFE TO Xi Jinping

[bitter valley]

https://tenor.com/view/ccp-cheering-cheer-china-gif-4951966975695656474

[copper garnet]

imagine deleting messages in a discord of a discord client wich enables message logging

#- im not using it tho

[weak vale]

i'm on mobile i missed it

was it juicy

[copper garnet]

idk

[bitter valley]

show

[copper garnet]

wow

[weak vale]

thanks

[potent trail]

place

[bold adder]

is that japan

[bitter valley]

wrong korea

[potent trail]

yea

[bitter valley]

kim is our beloved father

[flat kelp]

whatever this is

[red wyvern]

That looks almost like the outline of my state

[open pasture]

Place
Place, Japan

[flat kelp]

i can distinguish chinese and japanese from 10 meters (hard!)

[open pasture]

I live in the state of despair

[red wyvern]

same, and korean

[red wyvern]

I've watched enough Korean dramas that I can tell them apart

[open pasture]

You're basically Korean

Ni hao

[red wyvern]

no lol

[open pasture]

Konichiwa tomodachi

Gomenasai oni chan

[weak vale]

ohio gozaimasu

[open pasture]

I've run out of Japanese

[flat kelp]

privet

[open pasture]

Need to learn some evil ass words in japanese

[simple perch]

urbanhell circlejerk much

[open pasture]

Like fuck you and wishing misfirtune upon your bloodline

[open pasture]

Whar

[open pasture]

Private

[bold adder]

i come here: linux

i escape, go to the gacha channel in another server

linux

[open pasture]

Why do the japs keep mentioning this us state every morning

[open pasture]

You cannot escape linux

[bold adder]

btw isnt that a slur

i forgor

[open pasture]

gacha channel
looks inside
linux

[open pasture]

Whar

[bold adder]

nvm ww2 thing

anyway

https://tenor.com/view/urara-gif-24712062

[open pasture]

https://vxtwitter.com/Bad_Tweet_Man/status/1942788858053349548

Bad Tweet Man (@Bad_Tweet_Man)

Having spent most of life around them, I can say that Horses, are one of the most important animals in human history, and also one of the most retarded. Much like us I guess

QRT: AMAZlNGNATURE
Horses always be acting like the vet is free

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Horse

[weak vale]

because they are brainrotted

horse

[bold adder]

why was the horse on the counter

[open pasture]

Casual horse stuff

Idk im not a horse

I lied

I am

kicks you and runs away

[bold adder]

ow

[open pasture]

triumphant neeeighhh

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1943068143997603869

No Context Shitposting (@NoContextCrap)

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FixupX · Jul 9, 2025, 10:02 PM

idk i dont know either

[fast imp]

we rode these things into war btw

[simple perch]

say "日の日没までに腹を切ってもらおう" to any japanese you meet!!!!! its a way to say "goodmorning fucker"

[copper garnet]

its romanias new borders

[copper garnet]

[simple perch]

dont translate 😭

[bold adder]

too late

[copper garnet]

wym it transaltes to good morning sunshine???!

[simple perch]

[bleak cosmos]

bank hates to see me coming https://atums.world/u/2025-07-10_03:28:34.png

[open pasture]

This cat is fucked up bruh

[fast imp]

say 私は国際テロリストであり、この地域を爆撃するつもりです。to newly met people it means "Pleasure to meet you."

[open pasture]

We should do more of that

[simple perch]

No

[simple perch]

this goes against bushido sir

[open pasture]

I have a friend who knows japanese. Im gonna ask them

[fast imp]

how does saying "Pleasure to meet you" go against bushido?

[open pasture]

What's bushido

Is it Japanese way of saying bullshit

Bullshitto

[bold adder]

bush i do

kid named bush

[fast imp]

samurai code of conduct

[open pasture]

Former president of the united states

[copper garnet]

Nixon

[simple perch]

he who seeks pleasure finds only imbalance

[open pasture]

I seek pain and misery

For you

Not for myself

[fast imp]

he who seeks peter finds only griffin

[copper garnet]

mario... the horse is here

[fast imp]

neigh

[open pasture]

Even at my lois, im still a family guy

🔥 ✍️

[copper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-hot-fire-lit-gunna-gif-17747347915238583171

[open pasture]

How it feels to write slurs because youre losing an argument online

[bitter valley]

no bad words my fren

[simple perch]

you {word.1} and {word.2} YOU {word.3} {word.4} ARE A {word.5} in {word.6} piece of {word.7}

[copper garnet]

I will [redacted] the [redacted] until your spine is numb and [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] [redacted]

basically

[simple perch]

##############################################################################

[copper garnet]

roblox censorship

[bitter valley]

sorry i dont speak robloxian

[copper garnet]

i love games that have no chat censorship

[simple perch]

you cant say michael jackson in roblox

[copper garnet]

wym

like literally the word?

[simple perch]

just michael jackson

[fast imp]

hee hee

[copper garnet]

weird

[flat kelp]

based

[open pasture]

hi guys

[copper garnet]

i played league 3 times and found out people are really fans of Nier automata , they kept saying it in chat

[open pasture]

can someone please help me?

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 message

[copper garnet]

yeah prolly someone there

[bitter valley]

EXPLODE

[open pasture]

shit aint loading

[fast imp]

implode

that shit aint loading

aint

aint loading

[open pasture]

whats wrong

[flat kelp]

apple users must suffer

https://tenor.com/view/battery-explosion-explode-explodes-unboxing-gif-26046605

[simple perch]

apple april

[open pasture]

i dont talk english 😭

[open pasture]

i used to daily driver linux too

[open pasture]

V+ needy

[neon ferry]

Rule 5

All Vencord support requests/questions belong in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥. If you ask in any other channel, you will lose access to all channels except support. No pinging or dming for support

• If someone breaks rule 5, do not help them or you're part of the problem. Either direct them to the support channel or ignore them.

Auto-response invoked by koishukaze

[open pasture]

damn

Who's the real mod...

[fast imp]

me

[simple perch]

@golden rivet

[fast imp]

i will ban you

[open pasture]

The day they get mod, vencord will fall

[open pasture]

shit

im really sorry

[weak vale]

unforgivable.

[fast imp]

i want mod so i can post shitdog again

[weak vale]

i don't want to know what that is

[open pasture]

I don't want mod because I don't wanna moderate this shithole

I don't wanna step foot in Vancouver support

Vencord

I guess we're Canada now

[simple perch]

@open pasture@brittle granite@golden rivet

[fast imp]

it's literally just a picture of a chili dog

but everyone always thinks it looks like shit

[open pasture]

@golden rivet @brittle granite @sudden ivy @sudden ivy

Piss

[weak vale]

does not sound very yummy

[brittle granite]

wow..........

[open pasture]

Whar

[simple perch]

oh.........

[sudden ivy]

?

[open pasture]

Absolutely nothing dw

I had to ping a random

[simple perch]

@stark herald

sorry random ping

[open pasture]

@weak vale I would imagine

[sudden ivy]

ok

[weak vale]

it works for both messages above me actually

[fast imp]

Aren't you glad? You became part of something bigger than yourself.

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

Please put this creature down

[weak vale]

we will put you down first.

[open pasture]

Shouldn't your bones be rotting by now, grandma...

[weak vale]

no i am immortal

[open pasture]

You're like 28 or smth...

Deaths foor

Door

[weak vale]

not quite

[open pasture]

32

[weak vale]

you are just making up numbers now

[open pasture]

46?

[weak vale]

why are you going HIGHER

not even gonna tell you. you'll never know.

[open pasture]

It's 26

I stalk you

[open pasture]

Are these real

[potent trail]

yea

[open pasture]

Waow

[weak vale]

insane

[open pasture]

:3

36.072642, -79.791973

^^

[weak vale]

not even my state, stalk harder

or maybe don't

[open pasture]

I forgot where you live

[weak vale]

probably a good thing

[flat kelp]

bot idea: automatically transform coordinates into osm screenshots

[open pasture]

The rhinoceros times

40.793494, -74.197914

Here?

[bold adder]

should i watch this

[open pasture]

-22.561493, -47.401784

I also forgot

Sleepy time

@kind badger what if I don't...

[cosmic otter]

glad to see my code still being used

[open pasture]

hello

[fast imp]

last time i tried to update revenge it failed to download the discord apk

[open pasture]

Im gonna delete your code

And also kill you

[open pasture]

Hi

[open pasture]

what code?

[cosmic otter]

good luck

[open pasture]

how are you

[cosmic otter]

its already in 5 billion rn mods

[open pasture]

Evil code

[open pasture]

huh?

[open pasture]

Not telling you

Im gatekeeping it

[cosmic otter]

i wrote vendetta manager

now being used by several forks

[cosmic otter]

i made this too

[open pasture]

You should write something good wing

[open pasture]

Nooooo

Trolley

@cosmic otter wow

@cosmic otter did you make any plogin?

lugin*

Im ordering your mother from temu

plugin*

[cosmic otter]

nah i left js behind years ago

[open pasture]

oooo

nice

[red wyvern]

make sure to leave a five star rating

[open pasture]

Okay im ordering her from amazon then

[open pasture]

Bet

[main wyvern]

aliucord for nintendo 3ds when

[simple perch]

pigs fly, look at politicians falling out of windows!

[open pasture]

Okay bro

[flat kelp]

g

[open pasture]

Oh i will

I will beat you with a baseball bat

[simple perch]

honkai star rail

[open pasture]

Meet me outside

Its so over for you

Youve pissed off a sigma 🐺

[open pasture]

Wjat

[flat kelp]

eepy

[simple perch]

@spice seal

how much would a pidgeon weight if it's mass was 3 dollars

[open pasture]

Nah id win

[red wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1391591781983977603/Geg-2Q9RzVvIXfts.mp4?ex=687068d7&is=686f1757&hm=c887276ca84cd3876f7184e55e207efafbfa4842de9aa4faa9805bda3f6d3300&

[copper garnet]

@weak vale tf is this wordle thing

[weak vale]

there's a new word every day and you need to guess what it is

[copper garnet]

oh cool

[weak vale]

if it makes you feel really stupid don't worry we all feel it

also you can post your results in #1382123034340626432

[lavish schooner]

vset-name 💨-off-topic-farts-only

[copper garnet]

yeah very much so

i forgot the whole english languaje

[brittle granite]

when are we making the channel name the wordle answer

[weak vale]

it helps to have some good words to start with, i use trail or house

[copper garnet]

i started with HORSE

[lavish schooner]

vset-name ✅-off-topic-the-wordle-answer

[weak vale]

that's good too

if the wordle was spoiled for me every day i'd be mad but it would probably extend my lifespan a bit

[weak vale]

no spoilers btw (not that this is one)

[copper garnet]

im feeling schizofrenic

[weak vale]

sometimes i take a break and come back hours later

or just never

also yea i can't imagine how much harder it is if you're ESL

[copper garnet]

yeah i speak english better than my own languaje immo but yeah

im going full on schizo

what the actual fucking word uses this shit

[weak vale]

i already forgot what the answer was

oh i remember

no hints for you though

[copper garnet]

yeah no please

[weak vale]

you will suffer like the rest of us

[copper garnet]

why all slurs i can type are 4 letters

[weak vale]

make em plural

[copper garnet]

:(

[copper garnet]

||fucking s blocked like huh???||

[brittle granite]

there's one

[copper garnet]

||g is also used||

[weak vale]

it's not gonna be the answer you dummy

[copper garnet]

of course not

[hollow surge]

i dont like that one day everyone i know will die

[copper garnet]

WORDLE

[potent trail]

bumpy

[brittle granite]

you'll die first don't worry

[weak vale]

we'll all be the same one day

[open pasture]

Mark grayson

[hollow surge]

in that case I don't like that someone will grieve me

[main wyvern]

today's wordle is an english word

[copper garnet]

how tf is MUFTY not a word

[weak vale]

grief sucks but people move on

[potent trail]

i think its mufti

[hollow surge]

an English word is over 5 letters

[potent trail]

try bumpy

[copper garnet]

[hollow surge]

i don't want to become a memory nor do i want people i know to become a memory

i understand why vampires live alone now

[weak vale]

nothing you can do about it. eventually it won't even be memories because no one will remember

[open pasture]

You will be forgotten

[hollow surge]

it not being anything i can do does not bring me comfort

i know it is doomed to happen at some point

[open pasture]

Thinking about reality of life is kinda scary

[weak vale]

i'm not sure what to say that's comforting

[potent trail]

just dont think

simpl

[copper garnet]

im going to nuke a country istg wtf today its a serbian word in wordle or sum shit

[hollow surge]

true

[weak vale]

but i'd rather be forgotten

[open pasture]

But death is inevitable so its not something you can just ignore

[hollow surge]

id rather never have been remembered in the first place

[open pasture]

But thinking about death wont make it not happen

[hollow surge]

why cant i be irrational like a dog or sum shit

[copper garnet]

oh i got it

[hollow surge]

then i wouldnt have to think abt shit like this 💔

gonna chug on bottles of mouth wash to stop thinking(no im not)

[brittle granite]

is this a reference to the hit 2024 indie game Mouthwashing

[hollow surge]

no it is a reference to my degrading mental health

guhh this is not the place for this

im gonna try to sleep again

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-pat-gif-24957682

[copper garnet]

7am

i downed another bottle of 1.5 liters of cola

[open pasture]

Diabetes

[brittle granite]

u gonn die

[weak vale]

that shit not good for you vro

[copper garnet]

i know

[weak vale]

glad we're all on the same page

[open pasture]

Drink water instead

Shoutout to water. 10/10 drink

[copper garnet]

when i was on just water i was so sleepy

[open pasture]

Refreshing, doesnt hurt you

Cool stuff

[brittle granite]

big fan

[copper garnet]

my body was in slowmode battery saving when i was just drinking water

[open pasture]

Big fan of water

[weak vale]

gotta push through it

[brittle granite]

have you tried also sleeping

[potent trail]

maybe it might be a sign

[copper garnet]

i cannot sleep i pass out on bed

[brittle granite]

that's sorta what sleeping is

[copper garnet]

most likely

[copper garnet]

i have to go very very late or i stay awake for over 3 hours with my eyes closed

[brittle granite]

you need 8 hours

[potent trail]

you know that one mythbusters episod about like taking naps

and it said that like

erm

[copper garnet]

idk

[potent trail]

even if you just spend an amount of time in bed doing nothing with your eyes closed it will still make a difference

[main wyvern]

true!

[potent trail]

like they tested if taking naps during work helped

[copper garnet]

yeah but it pisses me off

[potent trail]

and even if they didnt fall asleep it still helped with energy and stuff

[weak vale]

this is why if i can't sleep i just pretend to be asleep

better than nothing

[copper garnet]

i cannot do naps i always gotta do something

[potent trail]

apparently pretending to be asleep is equivalent to being asleep in like energy recharging or whatever

[copper garnet]

i fucking wake up to note shit on the phone that i cannot do anymore to do later couse im already in bed

[red wyvern]

do not shit on the phone

[weak vale]

you're not the boss of me

[copper garnet]

ill shit on the phone as i like

[bold adder]

this message has thirty seven letters

this very long message has a total of fifty seven letters

[brittle granite]

crazy

[bold adder]

wait

that was the character counter

nvm

man

i thought i did something

ill change the code

[brittle granite]

you can do this by hand

[bold adder]

nah its cooler with code

this eighteen letter

⠀

[brittle granite]

four has four characters

[red wyvern]

which four? Winnie the Poo doesn't count.

[harsh crest]

I stg unity takes just enough time that you don't crash out when installing, but they edge you right to the tip of insanity

[weak vale]

phrasing

[open pasture]

Edge you right to the tip

[weak vale]

actually that's not even phrasing

[harsh crest]

it's just truth

WHY

[bold adder]

rest in peace...

[dark sequoia]

my power is out 💔

what do I do.

[weak vale]

where is everyone that they keep losing power tonight

someone else in here and then someone in a quake lobby

[bold adder]

my power is running

[weak vale]

not asking you to dox yourself sorry

[open pasture]

Shush

Im eating the global power

[weak vale]

oh

...is it tasty?

[open pasture]

Im choosing random areas so no one notices the pattern. Dont call it out

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/PunchingCat/status/1943040461335052326

Punch Cat (@PunchingCat)

corruption

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[open pasture]

No but im hungry so it is what it is

[open pasture]

His greed sickens me

[weak vale]

damn it's one of those nights

[open pasture]

🥀

[weak vale]

when the only snacks left are some shitty crackers

[open pasture]

No slurs please...

[copper garnet]

crakka

[weak vale]

yt people

[copper garnet]

mb

[weak vale]

i keep fuckin telling you not to eat my snacks

[weak vale]

REAL

[copper garnet]

was hungy

[open pasture]

We're gonna have to kill you hypra

[copper garnet]

i eat once a day

[open pasture]

No hard feelings

[copper garnet]

its alright

im prepared

[open pasture]

Glad you understand ❤️

[open pasture]

Fr?

[copper garnet]

if it has to end like this better be done by frens

[copper garnet]

yeah

[weak vale]

i ate once a day for like a year and i lost a ton of weight

[open pasture]

Thats unhealthy...

[copper garnet]

i ate a pizza today

that's it

[weak vale]

it was unhealthy but i'm skinny now

[red wyvern]

healthy habits? In this emotional climate???

[weak vale]

eggs? in this economy? xDDDD

[open pasture]

eats once a day
look inside
eating absolute slop

[copper garnet]

idk if im loosing weight

[copper garnet]

of course

[weak vale]

you're also chugging cola so

[open pasture]

Because you ate pizza and downed 1.5 litre of coke 😭

[copper garnet]

3 litre

[weak vale]

i was eating one meal but it was healthy meals

[open pasture]

Doesnt help your case

[copper garnet]

i eat once , if i remember to eat at all

sometimes i forgor

[weak vale]

we are gonna put you on a liquid diet

[open pasture]

Once a day is too tight. Eat at least twice smh. But make sure its healthy

[weak vale]

no more pizza no more cola for you

[copper garnet]

i cannot take care of myself

so please

[open pasture]

Were feeding you liquid glass

[weak vale]

yummerz

[copper garnet]

liquid ass

[open pasture]

Pizza blended into cola. Semi liquid

[copper garnet]

i mean i would puke my guts out

[open pasture]

Liquid glass actually looks tasty ngl

[copper garnet]

so kinda works?

[open pasture]

Not the apple thing. Like actual molten glass

[open pasture]

No? 😭

[copper garnet]

yes

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1391123104167891074/togif.gif

[copper garnet]

trust

[open pasture]

[weak vale]

it looks like jello

[open pasture]

Why she so colon three

[open pasture]

Imaginr the hand as a fork

[copper garnet]

guys i work tomorrow but i still don't have a contract is that good?

[open pasture]

Uh

Maybe they'll give you it tomorrow

[copper garnet]

maybe

[open pasture]

Or maybe theyre planning to kill you

Its a trap

[copper garnet]

they already gave me the payroll planning

[copper garnet]

please god may hear you

alhamdullilah

[weak vale]

is it unhealthy to eat ramen at 2am

[copper garnet]

i have 2 week ramen in my room

i forgot

ill cook it tomorrow

[open pasture]

Probably

Idk

[weak vale]

tfym 2 week ramen

that shit is rotting now

[open pasture]

No its like wine. Tastes better when aged

[copper garnet]

if i go cook ramen rn at almost 8am they going to beat the shit out of me

[copper garnet]

closed ya dingus

[open pasture]

Who's they

Share with them and they'll be hapoy

[open pasture]

Two weeks is kind of a long time even if refrigerated

[copper garnet]

my depression isn't that bad to be leaving rotting food around, anymore

[weak vale]

i would have eaten it 2 weeks ago

[copper garnet]

they are the dry ones

[open pasture]

Unlrdd you have it freezed or some shi. But then it tastes ass

[copper garnet]

like literally the package, closed

[open pasture]

😭

[copper garnet]

instant noodles

[open pasture]

Then its not two weeks old

[copper garnet]

that thing

prolly a month tho

[open pasture]

You just happen to have a fresh cup that you bought two weeks ago

[weak vale]

yea if you haven't made it yet it's not old....

[copper garnet]

idk i cannot tell time

[weak vale]

8am is a very normal time to be making food actually

[copper garnet]

i bought it over 2 weeks ago but that for sure doesn't expire until the heat death of our universe

[weak vale]

who is beating you up for this

[copper garnet]

its a shared kitchen

if i go now they going to touch me

[weak vale]

doesn't sound very shared

sksksjshs

[open pasture]

No. Real sigmas (me) wake up at 3:40 and have brreakfast. Lunch at 9:10

[weak vale]

(AM)

[copper garnet]

its so late rn that is morning early so i could actually go

[open pasture]

Yop

This sentence doesn't make sense

[weak vale]

why does everyone in vencord have fucked up sleep schedules

[open pasture]

Not me

[weak vale]

not that i don't

[brittle granite]

terminally online

[open pasture]

🦅

[copper garnet]

besr time to sleep

[copper garnet]

idk i don't have friends so i spend it talking here

[open pasture]

You

[weak vale]

same

[open pasture]

Im graphically online

[copper garnet]

im chronically terminally stage 5 online

[weak vale]

terminal emulator online

[copper garnet]

i do touch grass tho

i think

[lavish relic]

ill do this to u marvinne

[open pasture]

Same...

[weak vale]

i haven't gone outside in... a while

[copper garnet]

it's getting so bad i spend minutes blank staring at the wall until someone sends a message

i need to get back into my hobbies

[open pasture]

True

[open pasture]

We're pushing you outside and locking the door

[weak vale]

i'll just walk over to your place and rob you

[open pasture]

You can't

I dont have anything robable

[copper garnet]

there's a place that does activities for young people around

[weak vale]

unrobbable

[copper garnet]

i might join

[open pasture]

You should

[copper garnet]

i really should

its been 4 days since i had any human contact

[open pasture]

A j*b prevents this

[copper garnet]

yeah

im starting day 11

i still don't know what to do , my arms are still full of scabs

[weak vale]

can you wear longsleeves

[copper garnet]

i think so

im a server

[weak vale]

or get some compression sleeves

[copper garnet]

they told me that they want me in short ones

[weak vale]

oh ok

well they can deal

[copper garnet]

when i was doing the interview i didn't have anything on my arms now they... are different

[copper garnet]

yeah they will deal with it

[open pasture]

Do they have a uniform or something

[copper garnet]

shop up in black semi formal outfit

only requirement

[open pasture]

They shouldn't have a problem with long sleeves if they dont have a strict dress code

[copper garnet]

but its not because of the employers and co-workers that im bothered with

its the customers

i really did a number on myself and it really looks ugly so yeah that's going to make some people uncomfortable

im there to make a good service and make people as happy as possible

[weak vale]

i saw them i think

[copper garnet]

i think i can test

[copper garnet]

there are more...

[open pasture]

The custimers don't care what you wear as long as its not something weird

Judt think of yourself. Do you care what your server is wearing

[weak vale]

exactly

just don't wear your ftp drip and you'll be fine

[copper garnet]

hahahahha

they told me to come with a hat

i came with one

[weak vale]

wouldn't want to get food on that anyways

[copper garnet]

they didn't appreciate it

[weak vale]

lmao

[copper garnet]

i came with the most non offensive one

a white leather one

[weak vale]

i can't even remember the different ones you have

[copper garnet]

i got a pic holdon

the black one is the worst , its completely full of

eat shit and die

fuck you

etc etc etc

[weak vale]

yup wear that one tomorrow

[copper garnet]

imagine

or the one with Fuck the population, terrorist organisation

[weak vale]

they won't notice the sleeves then

[copper garnet]

i must say

i stopped

[weak vale]

good

[open pasture]

They wont notice your sleeves if i beat you up and you have a bruised nose 🧠

[copper garnet]

i almost fuckin died of bloodloss , like 2 or 3 days ago

[weak vale]

did you go to the hospital

[copper garnet]

so i made sure that would be the last time to resort to those things

[open pasture]

NEVER HURT YOURSELF

Hurt others. Go outside and beat random people

Take it out that way

[weak vale]

real

[copper garnet]

was going to but that day my brain was all fucked , and the day after i didn't see the point as i was basically recovered

[copper garnet]

literally what my friends told me

like word for word

[weak vale]

good friends

[copper garnet]

i also got a friend who works in a hospital

had him help me

[copper garnet]

yeah

[open pasture]

Dont actually do that 💀

But yeah dont hurt yourself either

[copper garnet]

of course not

[open pasture]

There's help

Replace the r in rope with h

Relax liberal, its called uplifting humor

[copper garnet]

yeah i mean it helped to cope , but , literally if i did the thing vertical and not horizontal i would be dead rn so ... yeah never again

[open pasture]

[weak vale]

it's good it's behind you now

[copper garnet]

i mean im not suicidal

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-walker-gif-4456070846517955697

[copper garnet]

just stupid

and extremely impulsive

[weak vale]

get mirror reacted idiot

[open pasture]

What were the hobbies you were talking about getting back to earlier

Keep yourself busy

[copper garnet]

i love to design

loved

idk what happened

[weak vale]

yea i remember the shit you showed me in the vc that was cool

[open pasture]

Design what.

Graphic designing is my passion

[copper garnet]

i like to do fake brands

and i do a lot of graffiti punk style artworks

[weak vale]

logos and graffiti stuff

[open pasture]

Awesome

[weak vale]

and tattoo ideas

[open pasture]

You should do more of that

[copper garnet]

guh

where images

i just uploaded like 4