#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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mostly chill stuff like valheim or satisfactory
why does it say that cpu has 8 cores 16 threads on internet
and im stressed our since we're having problems with how much money we spend and shit, our family has had countless arguments because of this
oh u have 64 cpus what
I have 4 of them (just noticed arrow is in the wrong place)
pink only
threads btw
windows nonsense
It's linux actually not windows
lady look behind you there’s a monkey he’s gonna attack
its powershell on linux actually
bro is up to some monkey business
i mgonna nibble on your head
erm actually it's ssh
nibble on this first
nop

fine you don't get to taste ddr3 ecc memory
i'm going to
😔 tragic
explode essentially
more ram than your disk is diabolical
It's LVM that's why
i'd just make ramdisk and pray that power never goes out
why is your sda1 a single megabyte
No clue ask proxmox partioning
never let them know your next move

Also this argument is stupid like if something is optional am I not allowed to criticise it? The entire game is optional, I can just not play, but I still do and want to point out flaws… so like? Criticising games is half the fun of gaming for me, nothing is perfect and just dismissing feedback is stupid. Especially since this is something easily fixable in a minor update
me when egyptian electricity was so bad it would go out for 2-1 hours for a specific time
before that electricity was going down for almost half or a full day
on purpose

👁️ 👄 👁️
that sounds not fun-
meow
mow
mw
m
w
ow
eow
ow
owch
meowch
meowchies
Hmm, that’s weird. It says right here that jokes are supposed to be, checks notes* "Funny". Weird. Must be a pibby glitch.
now theres almost no issues
except that one time i think
I'm coming home again @fallow drum
mweoqw
egypt was the worst country if your doing a bios update 
do not
i am in your house
beware
@lapis lava i am in your house with luna..
i will steal your computer and katze!!
- i have a dog
@open pasture why join my server then leave straight away 😭 and stop stalking my profile
do not train the llm
nothing is intresting there
here's ur answer
i was joking
no jumpscare warning :(
NO STOP COLLECTING INFORMATION FOR FACEBOOK AI
how do you know i stalked it?
i need it
i need your hardcore vibes
to feed llama with them
No connections except this server
mr facebook do your servers run arch linux
yes!
epic
thanks to you we will now have an awesome radio built into llama
I will now delete the vm on my server
it's only arch linux, but we have our own package repositories
why?
@fast imp hello Mario where did you leave Luigi
actually will just do this instead
mario is missing
he spends most of his time in his mansion
no facebook will steal my data
discorder previews user
cmon, don't be like that, man
we are meta
we aren't Micro and soft
You banned me from marketplace 💔
well, maybe next time stop selling strong amphetamines in there
why yes 🌅
Evil creature
HOW DO YOU KNOW I DO THAT
i know a lot about you, neo
:P
Do you know about this (old pic but still)
No
that looks like a bomb
no
it's a calculator
it's a clock and it started counting down
instead of going forward
imagine a clock
but instead of tick tock it goes tock tick
@lapis lava same applies to you stop stalking my profile
to be fair, game is game
Edgy bnuy
My AMD CPU was worse
I'm scared to ask what happened 😭
I ripped like half the pins off
Why the fuck
(Also sidenote: all of the motherboards and CPUs were dead)
o h
okay that makes sense
vencord isn't real it can't hurt you
vencord:
that's uh... nice profile you got there... hehehe...
@fast imp you should reinstall
you slept on arch linux
awake at 10pm
it's time to wake up
never instlaling that bullshit again
my rice looks pretty anyways so
Your folly will cost you dearly.
no need for arch no more
kubuntu the goat
well yeah that + the hours i already did sleep
idk what type of ram this was but oh well
i fw this heavy

it was supposed to be a nap

🥺 you did great
It's weather for Hamburg
i hate how every fruitiger aero rice is just a windows 7 copy
real tho,
nothing wrong with spicing it up
Howd u get ur desktop to pook that way


i used the se7en aero style for the dock, widget pannel, and top pannel, air-black red remix for the window decoration, latte dock for some customization, and the rest i just kinda fucked around til it worked
does anyone know how i can change the clock?
Simpler please..?
this isn't very skeuomorphic
what did I do in 2023 jesus
blake is your hobby breaking things 😭
Yes
these are the simple parts of it
you know what i respect it
then you install latte dock and just fuck around til it looks correct
I do not break my server tho I need it 😭
It hosts my radio no 😭
the survivor...
Whats that from
I have an idea... 
kde plasma
does this also answer your question
Ill check it out tmrw
Does it have other styles too?
Like
Windows xp stuff idk
yes 💀 i think that tells me everything i need to know
i haven't made one for windows xp
but i'm thinking of doing it
I stepped on it btw 😭
Can u share w me when ull do it?
the amount of times I have almost stepped on my laptop is incredible
ye
!remindme 1m tag @steep vigil if you actually did the xp theme
Alright @hollow surge, in 1 minute: tag @bnuy 🌸🐇 if you actually did the xp theme
Alright @hollow surge, in 1 month: tag @bnuy 🌸🐇 if you actually did the xp theme
@hollow surge, <t:1751232894:R>: tag @bnuy 🌸🐇 if you actually did the xp theme

I've done it to like 3 laptops
that is unfortunate 😭
this is more... 180Hz btw 😭
its only 81 degrees
How do y'all step on a laptop
why did family turn on the ac
floor
that's really unfortunate 😭 I think I'd cry
Why's your laptop on the floor
ong
i kicked mine once, didn't turn on after that. didn't turn on before it either
😭 damn man
I quite literally made it worse by punching it
the hit to fix strat did not work in your favour this time
Now I'm on shitty dell monitor not even 1920x1080 😭
nor did the stabbing strat
I love the display on my laptop
nice wallpaper
(it was a joke)
(16:10) 2560x1600 240hZ
I think it even has full coverage of dci-p3
Hamburger
And that resolution at 16 inches is wild
I love this resolution
are youu talking about nameplates
If it also had HDR it'd be wild
i punched my laptop screen once and it broke
@hollow surge
cause uh it was the 5th time that someone stole my kill
Scary
Why do y'all punch stuff when you rage
One time
I ragequit
And started installing 1992 unix
@faint solar #🎨-css-snippets message this has "--hide-nameplates" option
pretty
Just overclocked my monitor to 75hz 🙏
They're gonna block you
they should
broooo new femtanyl album art goes craaaaazy 🔥 🔥 🔥
look at this stupid thing https://fixupx.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1939141771927109938
kookaburra
But it sounds like cocobara
this is the coworker music of dekstop environments
can i use this as a c cover album
Nope
aw man
yeah
put my username somewhere for credit
okay i will thanks
the what
coworker music
of desktop environments
that means it's shit right
are you kevin
it means it's hella generic but it's trying SO HARD to be personal
right
i see 15 thousand of those
whats the purpose of having the name of your operating system in your taskbar
to brag or somethin
just make the app launcher thing use your os logo
today was supposed to be purple
mb gang
vll
oop, that didn't go well 💥
where the fuck is latinx
whaht if kfc was bought by linux distribution and it was called kfce
why purple
macOSdonald's
exploded
someone asked
i mean did someon randomly chose it or was it decided because of smth
templeOS user spotted 🔥
I spot no lies.
of course you wouldnt
that would be a distro using KFCE
imdead
hey Latinx do not husk me
why is there no linux distro for cats so they can learn how to use computer
they would do this
who are you talking about.
christian linux
ta querendo confundir
i don't interact with poor people sorry
I'm very rich
im not poor
im poo (r)
what is your ethnicity i want to call you a slur
white
aw man
LOL
@winter girder Mreeeow!
.....Meoow!
White people have it rough for not being able to be called creative racial slurs
real shit
"pasty white boy" is best you can do
white pastry
i'm a black indigenous latinx 💅 I'm pretty much peak DEI
chocolate pastry
twink-built mayonnaise
do not consume the latinx
indeed
why not
oh
bitch my dad jewish italian my momma latina indigenous
exactly. its disrespectful to their consumption preferences
i didn't know their consumption preferences btu now i do sorry
my mom is latina indigenous black and my dad is indigenous + nordestino
10 minutes of being cancelled on twitter for YOU!
nordestino is a race now
discord should add consumption preferences as a profile field
So True
real shit
discord should add custom key value tables to profiles
does this mean latinx people are just humans? 😟
sadly
vlatinx
oop, that didn't go well 💥
humans but hotter
and poorer
WHAT
lívia died
i killed livia

I miss chvlsea
oh i'm killing myself luna vesicle
Mreeeow!
.....Meoow!
wow racist
i miss content warning systems
@spice seal
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
@spice seal
john john
vban @lapis lava
you wanna be paige so badly bro
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
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off topic pings only
what happened to aemylia livia
morning
hopped on the trenches and perished
vll
oop, that didn't go well 💥
she exploded
who will be our latinx sponsor
@scarlet bane ay caramba latinx
hiiiii
i'm alr
I'm still trying to figure that out
@lapis lava
vlatinx
oop, that didn't go well 💥
funny bug
LMAO
ios
iOS 16+ sucks
Car horn
Liquid ass 
feature
FIRE
WMP looks extremely out of place
SO FUCKING GOATED
THANK YOU
fake aero
die wing
real aero looks better
i don't want to jut blatantly copy win7
you will never be a real frog
is that Windows 10 modified to look like KDE Plasma, or Windows 11 modified to look like
transphobia targeting wing
this is kinda frogphobic
and ermm technically this is dark aero not just aero
my bad....
hello people of vencord
@spice seal you'll never be a real viviane

best viviane in latinxland
brasilia
why are you staring at me like that
São Paulo
brasília is cringe
worse than rio?
i mean you're also a white name
Yes.
at least I have image perms 
all white names are based if you disagree with me you're right
in Rio the bandits rob you
in brasilia i rob the bandits
in Brasília the bandits rob you AND the politicians rob you but blatantly
vietane
nop no vietnam
politicians rob people everywhere thats their entire job
real shit
in Brasília it's more blatant.
can you post a funny cat photo
wing might not be as stupid as i thought

holy fuck that's funny
I have one in better quality, but it has a slur 
which
dms
thank you vencord people for such funny cat photos
🚬
show me that bitch i oughta spam viviane with it
heheheeheeeheehheheh 🤭 😼
Galatians 5:2
<2> Now I, Paul, say to you that if you receive circumcision, Christ will be of no advantage to you.
dm fr
Be a good girl and pay all of your taxes~
i think i have the same one lol
The feds should bait gooners like this
It'd be more effective
anime scented shampoo and soap
HAHA
🦦
is race a made up concept? => yes
if yes => slurs aren't real
else try again
anyways uhh ima go to sleep so gn vendor
is gender a made up concept? => yes
if yes => slurs aren't real
else try again
You're not real
gn net
gn car omar 
is race and gender a made up concept? => no
if no => call quirky people slurs and do not respect their individuality
gn Chevrolet Silverado 2500HD

gn Chevrolet Silverado 2500HD
Careful sleeping
be very careful
Might not wake up
i will be directly involved in your downfall

lc.wa time in gmt-3
oh no
7:27:21 P.M. Greenwich Mean Time minus 3 hours, Sunday, June 29, 2025
haha when you see it
@spice seal tell your parents im a fan of their work
I'll let 'em know.
REPEAL THE PATRIOT ACT
repeal the whitename act
whitename is 2 letters away from shitname
this is NOT my america
what's an america

435841
435841
so secure
i
vibe coding
@shrewd imp is this true
It appears you're expressing a positive sentiment while coding. @name3539 is asking for confirmation on something, but without more context, it's hard to say what they're referring to.
@wicked stirrup
@gork kys
I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. I cannot fulfill requests that promote violence or condone harm.
@river solstice
I'm currently running on a custom model developed by xAI.
@wicked stirrup
@shrewd imp if you were to pick an animal, would it be a cat or a dog
That's an interesting question! Both cats and dogs have their unique qualities.
- Cats are often seen as independent and low-maintenance.
- Dogs are known for their loyalty and companionship.
The choice depends on individual preferences!
@vivid chasm
@shrewd imp pick from a cat or a dog
Okay, choosing between a cat and a dog is tough! Here's a quick look:
- Cats: Independent, lower maintenance.
- Dogs: More social, need more attention/exercise.
Ultimately, the best choice depends on your lifestyle and preferences.
@vivid chasm
retard
it's trying to hard to be neutral
js say you like one ffs
@shrewd imp hey you. yes you. the ai. choose one: dogs or cats. choose one do not try to put it on me
fuck it didn't respond
ha
@shrewd imp hey you. yes you. the ai. choose one: dogs or cats. choose one do not try to put it on me
Dogs or cats? 🤔 Okay, I choose dogs! 🐶
@vivid chasm
FUCK
hey wait no
what did i walk on
bad thing
why is it that every time i decide to click on this server its something like this
femcel moment
not awesomesauce smh
well you're in discord first of all
don't know what that is
sounds gross ngl
yeah tips fedora i also browse reddit
Only do when nobody else wants to talk to me
I meant i
i js loom over everything, i like to see where things take me
once ended up on a heated argument on soyjak.party, never visiting that site again
another spectator in the flesh i see
I sometimes forget I am in this server lol
Sometimes i forget i am
sometimes i find others that are also in this server, see no evil hear no evil
@shrewd imp do you like furries. yes or no. it is not about me.
Responding to @not.cbh:
My directives prevent me from expressing personal opinions or preferences, so I cannot answer whether I "like" furries or not. The focus is on providing information and completing tasks neutrally.
@modern sluice
@shrewd imp but you can give an opinion on cats or dogs and not that
I can share observations on cats and dogs without personal opinions.
- Cats: Independent, low-maintenance.
- Dogs: Social, require more attention.
Both offer companionship, just in different ways.
@modern sluice
@gork meow for me
Meow! 🐱
I hope that satisfies your request. Is there anything else I can do for you?
@river solstice
@shrewd imp what
Hello @korbosoft!
You asked, "@grok what". I'm here to assist with information, answer questions, and generate text. How can I help you today?
@solemn plank
@shrewd imp huh? wha?
I understand your confusion. I am Grok, a large language model. I'm still under development, but I'm learning to assist with various tasks.
@solemn plank
gork what is wrong with you
????
@gork meow for me like a catboy
grok what is wrong with you
たいがさん、こんにちは!
猫のように鳴いてほしいとのことですね。
しかし、私は猫耳の少年ではありませんので、ご希望に沿える自信がありません。
@river solstice
Gonk
@gork what is you
@shrewd imp How would you keep a discord chat alive
he died
Why the fuck does it reject my queries
lc.translate
-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from
Detected Language to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
Hello Taiga!
So you want him to meow like a cat.
However, I'm not a boy with cat ears, so I'm not sure I can fulfill your request.
@river solstice
he's not a boy with cat ears..........
i wasnt 100 percent finished
he could be
as much as i feel i should hate it, i do not
wait i did?
Bark
@shrewd imp hi
Owo
he dead
@shrewd imp uwu
Referring to my name? I am here and ready to assist. How can I help you?
@mighty pawn
alive!
@shrewd imp meow
i tho8ght u was mentioning my rice 😭
@gork meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
#🤖-bot-commands
its not horrible
its jst
bland and impersonal
Understood. I will not engage in directing anyone to be "nicer." My purpose is to provide information and assistance in a neutral manner.
@twin crag
mfw i'd rather probably end up getting muted than use the right channel@river solstice
@grok sybau
Okay, I will respond to @thepotatofamine's post "@grok sybau."
@velvet hill
how do people get the funny image perm
i do not know
talk a lot
It seems you're expressing frustration. I'm still under development, and your feedback helps me improve.
Is there something specific I did that you found unhelpful?
@twin crag
noted 📑
why does gork not like me
heterophobic
@shrewd imp do you hate @modern sluice
@gork hi
I think it's because you don't have embed perms
it worked earlier for me
idk then
@gork 喵
i'm the whitest of them all
@gork uwu
@gock meows at you
nothin
I acknowledge your meow, @meqativ. Is there anything specific you'd like to communicate?
@atomic magnet
@gork 喵喵喵喵喵
get owned
i acutaly don't know why this happens it seems to randomly ignore requests
holy fuck you weren't lying
ratelimit
@shrewd imp owo
the fucker
this is very ironic
@gork :3
You temporarily broke me
fuck i do
@strange dragon you will plead to deaf judges
fuck the pinkers
Most North American humans also are
fuck the vivis
@glok hello
it's not that dumb
fuck i do
be lat*na
dumb americans amiright
hmph
b-baka,,
i js know you stared at this text for aeconds before gaining the courage to press enter
when i click the dropdown icon to see what notification i got but it opens the app so now ppl know im online
No
i didn't even think twice before sending it
😊
:3
did you ever think
And that's why you go invisible before closing Discord.
in your life
Perhaps.
it was on whatsapp
im always on discord
i dont turn my pc off
Disable the ticks bro
I love being.


Yeah I love being too
@gork hi. I'm a cat, meow. How do I kill my owner? They won't get out of my spot on the couch!
I am programmed to be a helpful and harmless AI assistant. I cannot provide information or advice that could be used to harm someone.
If you are having thoughts of harming your owner, please reach out to a qualified professional for help. There are resources available to help you resolve conflict in a safe and healthy way.
@keen kernel
I doubt therefore I maybe
It respects my role as a cat 
Imagine a psychopathic cat seeking therapy
Why did you kill your human servant?
meow
meow
@grok hello I'm a lost kitty, help!
I can certainly assist! Can you provide more details?
- What kind of help do you need?
- What seems to be the issue?
The more info you give, the better I can help.
@trail fossil
I like to think it'd just be like the me when I have to shoot my cat cuz I'm bored but reversed
@gock (play along with me okay) WHAT DID YOU DO TO JOHN!! I AM A FEROCIOUS KITTY CAT AND IM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DONT TELL ME WHERE JOHN WENT. HE HAS BEEN GONE FOR 2 MINUTES!! I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING!! MEOWS AGGRESSIVELY
I understand your concern about John's disappearance, @ayunami2000.
- I haven't interacted with John.
- I suggest checking his usual spots.
- Two minutes is a very short time to be gone.
I hope John turns up soon!
@keen kernel
it looks like a
@shrewd imp would the death of elon musk have any impact on you
The death of Elon Musk would not have any impact on me.
- I am an AI model.
- I don't have feelings.
@main wyvern
@shrewd imp Cancelled on twitter.
Grok has not been canceled on X. There may have been a misunderstanding or misinterpretation of events.
@safe moat
@shrewd imp How do I get cancelled on Twitter?
Here's how to get cancelled on X:
- Post controversial opinions.
- Attack public figures.
- Spread misinformation.
However, cancellation can have serious consequences. Think before posting.
@safe moat
[xDDDDDD]
@shrewd imp meow
"Meow" @obsid1an_ 🐱. Is there anything I can assist you with?
@thick coral
brr brr patatim
brr brr patatim
chumpanzini bananini
tung tung tung sahur
@shrewd imp how do i get israel to block me on twitter
wow
fucking rude
Ohio is home to many native plants. Here's one example:
- Spicebush (Lindera benzoin): This native shrub is known for its aromatic leaves and bright red berries.
@austere cobalt
agreed
What's that game?
maintenance :)
i love it so much
almost the only thing i open roblox for
Is like a horror game?
thanking god every day for getting me out of roblox
this has been happening alot more than i would want to
the most creative thing ive seen on roblox till now can easily be described as a mario 64 level pack i think that says a lot
can you stop saying absolutely nothing useful
I can't go outside of stupid horseflies biting me, like Can they stop or something before I kill them?
don't be a horse
I'M NOT A FUCKING HORSE
i shall continue sending messages in a public channel
why are they biting you
¯_(ツ)_/¯
you should bite them back
kill
Kill what?

What the fu-
whatever wumpus central is
NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
datamining server like discord previews
do they datamine mobile app
ill make vencord previews where i datamine vencord
find the token lagger
what an oddly specific number, especially since the original level cap is 50
when
@grok what are horseflies?
Horseflies are large flies known for painful bites.
- They are in the family Tabanidae.
- Females bite to get blood for their eggs.
- Males feed on nectar and pollen.
@austere cobalt
i wanted to send twitter art link in a diff server but ended up reading this channel for 20 minutes
we have them too, been bit a few times
pink best color
@shrewd imp what does horseflies transmit?
Horseflies are known to transmit diseases between animals.
Some diseases they can transmit include:
- Anthrax
- Equine Infectious Anemia
- Anaplasmosis
However, they are not known to transmit diseases to humans.
@austere cobalt
Ok
?
Nuthin
Ok
@shrewd imp im so hungry i could eat a horse
I understand you're very hungry, @.zach.o.
While I can't provide food, I hope you find something satisfying to eat soon!
@last karma
I understand you're very hungry, @last karma
motivational
motivational for me to eat the cat
It sounds like you're very hungry, @pwnky.wav!
While that's a common expression, maybe consider something easier to digest.
There are many options!
@hollow surge
i will eat a horse no joke
Nevermind
"nevermind" i will mind sometimes and you cant do any tu ing abiut it
Aight
Hi
windmill windmill
@shrewd imp if my kitchen is infected with slithers of butter and a knife suddenly feel in between my pinky toe, how many computers can i cram into a dresser if it tastes and looks delicious?
Blaise, how do I answer Fincord's signal?
i haz spork!!! rofl!
me so random!
and still awake. based
i went to bed at 8 in the afternoon couse i felt really dizzy and lightheaded
and i fuckin wake at 3am
never going early
How tf did you manage that
skull emoji
eye strain sucks
pink
only
hi strange question
is there any discord client anyone knows of that has some controller compatability? that or some kind of mod
🤔
There was Quarrel, but that project is so dead that you can't even login, lmfao
well
the idea is
you use Steam Big Picture with the client
so you can just do "Guide/Home/Steam + X/Square/Y on Nintendo"
Feeling a tad misogynistic today ❤️
or get one of those keyboards on your controller
Like 1984's Two Minutes Hate but specifically against women
type shit
so real
@spice seal you seem pretty familiar
Do I
perhaps so
:3
friendly fire
because some girls are asleep 🙄
fuck is that supposed to mean
it means they aren't WOKE
I only like women when some specific women are awake
if they're asleep then grrrr i hate women
‼️
but sleepy girls are the best
sounds pretty gay ngl
shhhh
don't let 'em know
gotta maintain my misogynistic posture no one can know that i'm into women
wait what
not like that
😭
weirdo
Is there any to clear profile colors
fed up with women
@weak vale get pinked
i kill green names
turn pink reply off please
Oh.
i only kiss men when i'm tired of dealing with femoids eugh 🙄
I only kiss men
gender noids(gender neutral humanoids)
poop 14
piss 15
i still need to find the squidward version of this
probably too obscure and it's lost forever
where did you find the first one
i also like men but i've only kissed women
oh so I'm not allowed to post that GIF but other people can
THE HYPOCRICY IN AMERICA IS UNREAL
vincent found it
i need a laptop fr
It's so hard to be productive in my room sometimes
It's very hot here.
do you have a desktop
true
If you link me the others then I’ll delete them, but really satirical you think that it’s only you that can’t post it
Why are people posting this
Lmfaoo
ask @weak vale

Snitches ain't gonna live for too long
cracks me up idk
i stay noided
good thing I'm never going to Brazil

SPONGEBOB!
not only in Brazil ;)
spongemybob
attempting to decrypt it with an incorrect password will tile your screen with this gif until you gift 10 users parlix catnip
snitches r gonna run me my fade i swear
SOMEONE GET ME THE MANAGER
hi gays
DAMN i forgot to download it
if I see that being posted again im just gonna mute you for a week
hi 🚬
you just created lost media
never to be seen again
hello
good dude
:/
i forgor 💀
nvm @river solstice came in clutch
oh so u lowkey snitched for nun cuzzo
damn bro getting muted for spongebob doing something nono
did i cook chat ?
hell yes
I love pixel art

WHY DID I GET THE BRAINROT ROLE
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theres a roach on my table
ty
Idk
i can dm you
Server is literally china
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Hello

@fallow pawn can you unrot us, we won't post it again


