🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

:sbackstare:

[drifting carbon]

no

stop

[median bridge]

Fine

[drifting carbon]

no..

[open pasture]

:snackstare:

Where did ut go

[jolly temple]

nonononononk

[drifting carbon]

i will defend za bed

[hollow jackal]

[open pasture]

[simple perch]

john sus

[drifting carbon]

(i suck at bedwars)

[drifting carbon]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[open pasture]

Nooo evil snackstare

[modern epoch]

@drifting carbon

@simple perch

[jolly temple]

🙎‍♀️

[open pasture]

Bring it back mods. This is literally 1984

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-trick-hug-shoujo-ai-gif-7254556512884855666

[hollow jackal]

give me 5 million yen

[simple perch]

@modern epoch

@modern epoch

[modern epoch]

qutie

[simple perch]

qutie

[modern epoch]

hug

[jolly temple]

false

[simple perch]

hug

[jolly temple]

hetzner?

[simple perch]

what

[static valley]

dude i’m so close

[open pasture]

💔

[humble trench]

g.bruh

[open pasture]

I'll give you one farnsie coin

[open pasture]

Still not got

Its not a cryptocurrency or something lame like that. Its something i made up and is the only currency in farnsieverse and is worth trillions of dollars

[jagged skiff]

i farnsied

[topaz meteor]

https://deltarune.com/
Delrarune

[jolly temple]

kms

[topaz meteor]

W H A T

[solemn plank]

deltarune today...

[drifting carbon]

i managed to fireball a person ig

[topaz meteor]

Flint and stewl

[solemn plank]

flint and stool

mr electric

[open pasture]

chicken jockey

[hollow surge]

Kitchen Jockey!

[open pasture]

Undertale is going to be 10 years old

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-17997916878979753001

[jolly temple]

hush up in 20 by one will kill you grab it.

[open pasture]

@hollow surge how did french go

[hollow surge]

Uh! Oh!

[hollow surge]

AMAWING

AMAZING

and also also

the fucking

test for math

that i did not study

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bleu-blanc-rouge-france-drapeau-français-french-flag-france-flag-gif-12160429

[granite ember]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

[hollow surge]

i not only did i not study

not only did i juts get into this school

[granite ember]

oh come on

[drifting carbon]

thank god that didn't embed

[hollow surge]

without any prior knowledge to what the fuck they were doing

[jolly temple]

@buoyant pebble hey, can i uh

[hollow surge]

i was one of the 3 people

in my whole class

who passed

[open pasture]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

i am FUCKING

GOATED

[open pasture]

🔥

I also got results of a math test I did 2 days ago

[hollow surge]

what's the points

[open pasture]

I was one of the better ones

[hollow surge]

niceee

[granite ember]

congrats!

[hollow surge]

i got like fucjing 66 percent but for someone who didn't study for a big test

[open pasture]

That was actually my last test of the year ugh

[hollow surge]

next test i have is a national exam where i have to study everything i did from year 7 up to year 9

mind you

i have not been here

[jolly temple]

@grizzled reef thats not spoken, just got 07'ed because old man idfk

[hollow surge]

for year 7

year 8

[open pasture]

But I also have to do a project for friday that we got assigned yesterday

[hollow surge]

or 11/12ths of year 9

if i pass that exam

i'm goated

and i should be elected

president

[open pasture]

Geez good luck

[hollow surge]

i have two weeks to study 3 years worth of materia

[open pasture]

I wonder where John Vencord went, haven't seen them in a while

[jolly temple]

god created

[hollow surge]

john vencord is me

[jolly temple]

100.000pop

[open pasture]

OH

[hollow surge]

😭

[open pasture]

I did NOT know that

😭😭😭

[hollow surge]

the more you know

[open pasture]

I only know you of Monika

Monika to Monika communication

[hollow surge]

iirc i named myself monika for a bit

[granite ember]

what does iirc mean

[keen junco]

Holy shit they fixed the game

[hollow surge]

if i recall/remember correctyl

[granite ember]

k ty

[open pasture]

$24.99...

that's not a lot man

especially since chapters 5, 6 and 7 are free updates

true..

but i still aint got the money

i only got 5 bucks and 2,50 in steam

[jolly temple]

fork nitro on github

[open pasture]

lemme check kevin

I actually wanted to buy deltarune and I have more than enough money for it but my brother wants to buy it for me

lucky

[glass shell]

hi vencord

why would you ask this on the vencord server

it's against discord's TOS but no one's been banned for it before so

[jagged skiff]

venc

[jaunty stag]

https://hitlerx.com/BocchiTheGov/status/1929411275043353033

The Government of Bocchi (@BocchiTheGov)

**💬 66 🔁 133 ❤️ 2.4K 👁️ 897.3K **

HitlerX · Jun 2, 2025, 5:34 AM

its just fxtwitter fork

i think

[stark herald]

nooo typo

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271977018359025766/1379823325156474890/caption2.gif?ex=6841a41c&is=6840529c&hm=a9d9e5095d2bbebff2088a50dc854174a2ea9dc11e1a16d6acb8a7c5df7ae2db&

[wispy trout]

OH MY LORD TEAMSPEAKS 3D SOUND FEATURE IS SO BASED

[hollow surge]

girl YOU hate people that use apple products

[open pasture]

why would u hate apple

tf

[harsh minnow]

I hate everyone

[grizzled reef]

wtf kevin ping jumpscare

[jolly temple]

lol what i doesnt let people like jumping to do english, media, maths, ict and ur muslim here?

[jovial stratus]

[buoyant pebble]

???

[harsh minnow]

@buoyant pebble hey, can i uh

[buoyant pebble]

I'll think about it

[buoyant pebble]

u

[jovial stratus]

now I know

[grizzled reef]

[stark herald]

wrong

[sturdy folio]

insane

[jolly temple]

hi.

[grizzled reef]

hi kevin

[jovial stratus]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-meme-gif-6707575517981609063

why vencord doesn't add new plugins

[solemn plank]

because we have no good ideas as of now

[jovial stratus]

400+ plugin request

200+ pull requests

[solemn plank]

half of them suck afaik

[solemn plank]

there is exactly one person who knows if they can be merged, and they have to go through all 400+ of them manually on their own time

[jovial stratus]

Nuckyz also?

[grizzled reef]

-# (all)

[jovial stratus]

i know

[fallow pawn]

btw just know that most plugins aren't really useful and/or require attention, one maintainer can't look through all of them. If you want more plugins, help the review process

[jovial stratus]

but vee has a lot of time

[jolly temple]

rip money that'll make a ya in clothing

[fallow pawn]

you aren't them, so you cannot really have a say in what they have time and don't have time for

[vivid chasm]

has anyone here ever felt the connection between man and machine? looking at your daily drive, or a car that burnt because you weren't paying attention. It's like they speak to you, it's like they care. Repairing your daily drive feels like giving someone advice and helping them with life problems and driving just feels like having a talk with them. The amount of problems a car can have makes it unique to others and the mileage makes it feel like you impact the car's performance, like you're helping it further. An oil change feels like years and a fuel change feels like nanoseconds. In one minute you're repairing your car, in the other you're hitting the road.

A car isn't just made to go from point A to point B, for some people, it changes lives, for some people, it saves them, and for some, they die with their favourite car.
It feels unique, and it truly is. Nonetheless, being careful is a choice you take, not others.

[jovial stratus]

but he told me

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/pomu-wink-pomu-rainpuff-wink-vtuber-vtuber-wink-nijisanjien-gif-1341399626411748848

[harsh minnow]

don't tell this retard to review prs 😭

[fallow pawn]

I'm being nice

[jovial stratus]

vee sorry

i am leaving

this server

[jovial stratus]

i can review, no problem
this is good: https://github.com/Vendicated/Vencord/pull/3364

[rain coral]

vee has 24h every day to review plugins yet vee decides to sleep 8h and do life stuff for 16h

[vivid chasm]

i actually wanna know

[vivid chasm]

hes too busy eeping man

[jolly temple]

pizza :3 -# @humble trench

[vivid chasm]

give him a break

[rain coral]

i havent...

i dont have car

[solemn plank]

yeah but with my electronics

[vivid chasm]

even your dad's car

[grizzled reef]

PIZZA

[rain coral]

i dont drive it

[burnt maple]

Cars are awesome

[solemn plank]

kinda like how a sailor refers to a vessel with "she"

[jolly temple]

d

[burnt maple]

https://tenor.com/view/sailormoon-art-wallpaper-sailor-moon-gif-20236673

[vivid chasm]

literally men

[rain coral]

i havent used my laptop long enough to form a connection

[vivid chasm]

that reminds me of my old pc..

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-puffer-fish-stare-meme-ocean-gif-11489829240534924995

[rain coral]

i reinstalled windows 8.1 on my old pc and it reinstalled edge again whyyyyyyyyt

[leaden condor]

why did the server name change from vencord to libvencore??

[rain coral]

funny

[leaden condor]

💀

[open pasture]

You should look into winutil

[grizzled reef]

because libvencore

[weak vale]

stink

[rain coral]

the pc is no more

[humble trench]

yes

pizza so good

[jolly temple]

livia was waiting for links

[stark herald]

i love these videos https://youtu.be/MxWMhht-jdw

I bubbled when I should've squeaked

[buoyant pebble]

i was here before all the geniuses joined

who else

[fallow pawn]

I’m smart yeah

[jolly temple]

cynthia in e-sports

[rain coral]

smart in whar

[open pasture]

YOU CAN BUY IT 3 MINUTES EARLY

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/basedminko-lucky-star-kogami-nms-stable-gif-6265913435921000601

[grizzled reef]

Oh I forgot abt deltarune

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375517789892116594/1377284398248103966/a_9e41c9077d5cd45fe2eaa3f100cc9c28.gif

[modern epoch]

💀

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213062859345629246/1336233922648080425/image0.gif

[glass shell]

deltarune in 5

4

3

2

1

[jolly temple]

bonjourございます

[rain coral]

what is this kevin...

[fallow pawn]

bonjour @glass shell

[jolly temple]

seems like being way easier but school (it's 5:06)

[red wyvern]

deltarune more like deltaruined

[austere cobalt]

Mobile vencord outage

[dense aspen]

Hola! bonjour amigo!

[bleak cosmos]

bun

[austere cobalt]

Nvm

[dense aspen]

Bnuuy

[jolly temple]

were egyptian, you go through /translate

[dense aspen]

Me when-

[bronze rune]

forgot an s

[jolly temple]

exactly one who provide those are

[open pasture]

eyyptian

[bronze rune]

the first is probably just a weirdly written g

i do that too sometimes

[dense aspen]

[lone dust]

got a humidifier for my room

hopefully it will remove the smell of my stinky socks

[dense aspen]

SHOWER!

Stinky

[harsh minnow]

when the English teacher doesn't even have proper English grammar

how did u become an English teacher..

[lone dust]

i shower more often than 99% of the people in this server lmfao

[scenic trail]

libadwaita when libvencore walks in

[harsh minnow]

so once a week?

[lone dust]

no twice a day wtf people in here shower less than once a week??

[scenic trail]

this is like every english teacher i've ever had since i'm in the philippines

[harsh minnow]

twice a day??

why

[dense aspen]

Most of the job requirements these days are drenched in politics or equality programs instead of focusing on experience and skills....so meh not surprising

[lone dust]

shower in the morning, shower in the evening

[jolly temple]

👽

[harsh minnow]

filipinx spotted

[scenic trail]

uy philippines

[dense aspen]

...fair enough

[jolly temple]

wwdc is great pain from guys where can slowly stop itself

[lone dust]

in the morning i am smelly because of sleeping (very warm nights) and in the evening I am smelly because of the day

[keen junco]

You cannot ragebait me

[lone dust]

what the fuck is ragebaity about that marvin

[bronze rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121201005456011366/1375543984109387979/caption.gif

[dense aspen]

ooo you like Egyptian writing oooo you love to talk in Egyptian oooo Egyptian is your favourite language

[lone dust]

now that I know what you look like I cannot invent a silly character for you

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1370052911593423000/attachment.gif

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121201005456011366/1375543984109387979/caption.gif

[lone dust]

im gonna send this to my german friend and she is gonna call me retarded

[grizzled reef]

rest in piss

[topaz meteor]

Steam isn't working for me because too many people are trying to buy deltarune

[modern epoch]

LMFAO

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2773712783314774774

[lone dust]

how many people could possibly want a stupid ass game

[modern epoch]

I can read it actually

[keen junco]

𓇌𓅂𓄿 𓅱𓈖𓅂𓋴𓏏𓃭𓇌 𓆑𓅲𓈎 𓇋𓈖𓎼𓃭𓇋𓋴𓉔, 𓃭𓅂𓏏𓋴 𓋴𓊪𓅂𓈎 𓇋𓈖 𓉔𓇋𓅂𓂋𓅱𓎼𓃭𓇋𓆑𓇋𓈎𓋴

[lone dust]

ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ᓭ𝙹 ⍑ᔑ∷↸

[jolly temple]

that’s not tuffmango jellybeans + marina "of the penguin

[lone dust]

[topaz meteor]

It's at 60k and rising by like 80 people a second per steam charts

[grizzled reef]

^

[lone dust]

this generation is doomed

[harsh minnow]

send her this instead https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1121201005456011366/1376624344016617563/caption.gif

[lone dust]

i need to stop buying this brand of socks

[modern epoch]

“bring forth english, so the script may be written in hieroglyphs”

that’s what I see

[jolly temple]

ew why not?

[bronze rune]

works fine here

[lone dust]

yeah no she will 10000% beat me the fuck up

[lone dust]

"action packed battles" literally pressing two buttons hoping to get lucky

[modern epoch]

hai veev

https://tenor.com/view/silly-silly-anime-silly-cat-cute-cute-anime-gif-5113793275556349322

[keen junco]

Yeah something like that, I think it was like "Fuck English, we speaking in hieroglyphics now"

[lone dust]

if you want action packed battles, how about you throw your life away at war?

[grizzled reef]

cute

[lone dust]

heard ukraine was looking for fighters

[modern epoch]

so real

[dense aspen]

Horror!!
You know Egyptian??

[jolly temple]

these icons on bro why did french was there for 2 triangles

[modern epoch]

IAM egyptian

😭

[lone dust]

sawed off shotgun lobotomy for me, good sir!

[keen junco]

It's just English but in hieroglyphics, or well it's the phonetics of English words

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2773712783314774774

[lone dust]

you ever seen an egyptian baddie? peak

[modern epoch]

shut up darkie

[lone dust]

yo what the fuck

[keen junco]

To be exact it's the phonetics of this:

Yea onestly fuk Inglish, lets spek in Hieroglifiks

[winter girder]

what the fuck is up with this year rn why is so much happening

[modern epoch]

jokin ofc

[lone dust]

[modern epoch]

@scarlet bane is my oomfie

https://tenor.com/view/sakura-trick-hug-shoujo-ai-gif-7254556512884855666

[jolly temple]

seems to turn 17????? what you're getting textbooks are methods

[lone dust]

like...?

[winter girder]

its going too fast and theres wayyyy too much going on rn 😭

[modern epoch]

noooo

[jolly temple]

gsettings set org.gnome.desktop.interface cursor-theme cursor_theme_name

[modern epoch]

</3

[lone dust]

nobody here is my oomfie, im everyones opp

😔

[modern epoch]

you’re @lapis lava’s oomfie

hug me

[lone dust]

no we just chill

[winter girder]

donald trump, jobcorps, all this, gta 6 hype/trailers, a ton of games and movies are being pushed out, switch 2, etc

[jolly temple]

midwestamelia dni

[lone dust]

literally just Q2

[winter girder]

donald trump was Q1? are you slow

[modern epoch]

imagine not knowing samu

[dense aspen]

𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓄿𓂧𓄼 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓂧𓅱 𓃀𓅂𓏏𓏏𓅂𓂋

[signal rose]

[grizzled reef]

deceived

[signal rose]

lol

[lone dust]

okay clearly you are the slow person, because most of what you described is Q2... Sure trump is Q1, but no need to call me slow over you being strict as fuck over words

[main wyvern]

based kevin

[lone dust]

blocked

[winter girder]

ooo

scary

💔

[modern epoch]

what the heck is “btttr”

[jolly temple]

average french ship

[lone dust]

hop off the short bus, doesnt suit you

[winter girder]

samu try not to repeat old jokes

[lone dust]

what old joke

im so confused

[dense aspen]

"Mb gang I'll do better"

[sullen helm]

Deltarune today

[dense aspen]

Or atleast that's what I typed in the translator

[winter girder]

you ride on a van with the schools name on it😭

[modern epoch]

I read “mi bad, i bier dw btttr”

[signal rose]

does someone have steam open and can check the system requirements of deltarune

[dense aspen]

That's basically school bus but ban instead of bus

[lone dust]

koda trying not to be schizophrenic challenge impossible

[lone dust]

how are you worried about a pixel games sys requirements

[jolly temple]

j•••••@icloud.com

[bronze rune]

this will run on anything so

[lone dust]

clearly isnt much

[topaz meteor]

Steam itself is up
Their purchase system isnt

[modern epoch]

[e-mail]

[winter girder]

its only okay when i do it smh 🙄

[bronze rune]

oh well

[jolly temple]

search feature is he types

[lone dust]

my school is 7 hours walking from where I live

[modern epoch]

what the hell

[signal rose]

I wanted to see the bepis

[jolly temple]

👍🏽

[signal rose]

thanks you

[signal rose]

I said fjat yesterday thief

[dense aspen]

Mb gang I'll do better next time

[topaz meteor]

Well done kevin

[lone dust]

yeah i travel 2 hours every day to get to school

trolley

[dense aspen]

👍

[lone dust]

and another 2 to get home

[modern epoch]

sob

[winter girder]

thx 😊

[compact quail]

Sigma

[signal rose]

hi marvin

[lone dust]

because i ride the shortbus

[keen junco]

Hi bricky

[modern epoch]

V+ brainrot

/j

[jolly temple]

normal i wont exist im stupid idiot car

[dense aspen]

Short bus for shorties.... didn't knew that existed

[signal rose]

ya ha ha, you found me !

[lone dust]

nah but actual answer is I failed a year and then almost failed another

and completely failed once again

so no school near me took me

except for one miles away

and now im their best student laughing my fucking ass off

[rough dome]

mods crush this person's skull

[neon ferry]

Lobotomised! 🔨

[modern epoch]

😭

[dense aspen]

🔥

[lone dust]

my internship professor said I was the best internship student he ever had

😺

[winter girder]

what if i become a politician and then when donald trump picks me for vice president he'll have to exit office due to health concerns and then i become president and i can save the government because ill secretly disguise as a republican

[lone dust]

theres levels

[bronze rune]

good luck beating the dude that fucks couches

[jolly temple]

you'll under messages so close one farnsie

[lone dust]

why am I getting brought into the convo??

oh wait yall talking about vance

nvm then

[bronze rune]

you know what you are

[keen junco]

Stop giving me your poop

[jolly temple]

disney did they do i used bluesky more understandable bot system" look through /translate

[jaunty stag]

WHat

[lone dust]

yo what the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/shiseidored-pou-gif-13221666817185724082

[keen junco]

Korok seeds are just their poop, you didn't know this?

[harsh minnow]

??

[winter girder]

yes yes shutdown jobcorps so we can make the country dumber and be a even bigger laughing stock for the rest of the world

[harsh minnow]

he didn't actually do that...

[lone dust]

no who the fuck does

[harsh minnow]

it's joever

[bronze rune]

shhh

let me spread misinformation

[keen junco]

DID YOU LOOK AT THEM???

[jolly temple]

por que is {date_yyyy} / 27. your favourite games sys requirements these

[lone dust]

what, are you part of the couch fucking club and can disprove it??

[lone dust]

no

[fickle cosmos]

raspberry pie

[jaunty stag]

why are you guys talking about couch fucking and feces

[winter girder]

whos mrs. information

[lone dust]

why are we looking at poops now

[harsh minnow]

Yes I was the couch

[grizzled reef]

horror

[jaunty stag]

7 husks in nanosecond

[winter girder]

instant husk

[modern epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029315212521771020/1370052911593423000/attachment.gif

[jolly temple]

shout-out that fuck was earth.

[fickle cosmos]

Either my discord lagged or there was genuinely 3 husks at the same time 😭

[harsh minnow]

there was 1 husk and I clicked it to check who reacted and suddenly there were 7 people

[lone dust]

i was the first husk

i insta husked because what the fuck

[grizzled reef]

valid instahusk

[winter girder]

we should overthrow vee

[jaunty stag]

do you have this for blobcatcozy

[jolly temple]

whatsapp on pc 😭 high school near me

[lone dust]

you cannot bait me

im not a homosexual?

[winter girder]

im a raging transgender and bisexual

[open pasture]

why server renamed into libVencore

[lone dust]

what? not a joke

i have only dated women

[winter girder]

am i going insane or does the space between transgender and the word and look bigger then all the others

[jolly temple]

yaa

[modern epoch]

I am

/j

FALSE INFO

[lone dust]

what does bn mean

[modern epoch]

I have no clue actually

[lone dust]

i know exactly

im baiting

im the master of baiting

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/what-gif-2773712783314774774

[grizzled reef]

[jaunty trellis]

insane

[lone dust]

yara is just racist as fuck

[jolly temple]

iphone locked to silksong too much. like 80 people for other ear popping off plugins now?

[lone dust]

listened to him for a few years, and I have to say

[modern epoch]

@solid coral hop on the millionaire’s list

[lone dust]

fuck no

listen to anyone but lil darkie

[jolly temple]

3 years ago by 99% coded that twice

[jaunty trellis]

so true kevin

[winter girder]

we should have a yearly wordle

[drifting carbon]

hi

[lone dust]

ill invite you to my navidrome just so you can listen to good music

[modern epoch]

hi

[jaunty trellis]

@scarlet bane be like

[jolly temple]

should ban this bot systems, way with fptw so like editions exist

[lone dust]

yara getting 500 ping just to listen to my navidrome server

[winter girder]

i wanna make a discord bot thats actually useful but idk what to name it

[lone dust]

yo what the fuck

[jaunty trellis]

useless bot

[jolly temple]

mafús last dropped 6 million dollars is all your real music to hang out honest i do) then the convo??

[modern epoch]

lmfao

[lone dust]

whats your lastfm again

who the fuck is burial at sky

[modern epoch]

@scarlet bane what happened to your portfolio

demi

[signal rose]

image gender role

[bronze rune]

now

[harsh minnow]

why

[jolly temple]

bsky

[lone dust]

@scarlet banehow do i give a testimonial

[harsh minnow]

ah

can u add my testimonial

[lone dust]

and can i just put a racial slur or do i have to actually give a testimonial

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow can i remove your lungs, you dont use them anyways

[lone dust]

train copypasta coming in

[modern epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-train-loaf-gif-16290561475055465817

[jaunty stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1379847348234223686/togif.gif

[winter girder]

@scarlet bane my testimonial will be the f slur with the got and ass

[harsh minnow]

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?

A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.

[lone dust]

told you

[jolly temple]

woah! look into hackintoshing 💔

[jaunty stag]

british cigarette got ass

??

[lone dust]

@scarlet bane "as a fan of thighjobs I gotta say the ceo did a shit job"

[winter girder]

kamala is soooo hot ngl

[lone dust]

harris or

[jaunty stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113532700121378899/1370829783478435911/caption.gif

[jaunty stag]

@stark herald did you say this

thats something fres would google for

[winter girder]

kamala harris

[jaunty stag]

you mean donald trump? hes so hot, agreed!

[bronze rune]

fafa has gone insane

[jaunty stag]

we need maga for europe!

[jolly temple]

barry: - silly

[jaunty stag]

make europe great again

[keen kernel]

deltarune has no drm, just like undertale

[jaunty trellis]

love

now if I actually gave a shit about deltarune I'd buy it just cuz of that

[keen kernel]

i have already uploaded my local copy to mediafire 🏴‍☠️

[winter girder]

deltarune being cracked 3 milliseconds after releasing

[jaunty stag]

everything should have DRM

[jolly temple]

seems like dude i move the worst fits on rn

[rain coral]

searching deltarune rn

[bronze rune]

fafa will have drm installed into his brain

[jaunty stag]

dont i need those

[winter girder]

whats wrong with drm /gen

[lone dust]

thinking of a new project where its a blogging site, where authors can blog, it has some ads (minimal), and the authors of the blog posts get paid 80% of revenue

[lone dust]

NO AI

[jaunty stag]

can I use my heart to circulate blood which prevents me from dying

[rain coral]

it will explode 1 month after release

[jaunty stag]

wow..

okay

[jolly temple]

iza ita zalima tual nekne

[lone dust]

i will blow your head off with a blowpipe

[jolly temple]

[lacieded2](

[weary mason]

neuralink will have drm

[keen kernel]

i think kevin has neuralink...

[rain coral]

linux has drm

[weary mason]

your analog clock will have DRM, the time is only a license

[jaunty trellis]

direct rendering manager my beloved

[winter girder]

gen what is wrong with drm on stuff like games and tv/shows 😭

[rain coral]

microsoft windows 95 had drm

[weary mason]

if you buy the clock, you only have the license to check the time

[jaunty stag]

@lapis lava who si this

[weary mason]

-# /j obv

[rain coral]

(d3drm.dll)

[keen kernel]

its just that some is annoying and they are all different and shit

like

if youre gonna drm

[jolly temple]

fafa will ever dime of your testimonial will happen and your "revolutions" up someone gift nitro?? 😭 insane amount of likes to hang out a car a unique concept

[keen kernel]

make it:

• cross platform
• not shitty

[rain coral]

(direct 3d retained mode) fnnuy

[jaunty trellis]

more often than not it hurts the paying customers more than the people who pirate that shit

[winter girder]

insane

[weary mason]

i agree with the second one (idfk everything about DRM)

[jolly temple]

freedom for your dad's been gone insane amount of like

[keen kernel]

unfortunately thats not a problem with drm, its a problem with that specific drm

so drm as a whole gets all the hate

also unfortunately most drm sucks

steam drm isnt bad

i dont think

but its also easily crackable

[jolly temple]

fine. you?

[keen kernel]

im doing blobcatcozy today kevin

[jaunty trellis]

that specific being most of them but yes

worst one of the lot being denuvo ofc

[weary mason]

lc.i blobcatcozy

[night blaze]

BetterTTV - Blobcatcozy by Vap0r1zed

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/28

[jaunty trellis]

[rain coral]

i wonder if i can do gpu encoding on crostini

[lone dust]

@rapid viperyoure on the news!

[rain coral]

because encoding this 1080p video to 720 h264 gonna be expensive

[quasi ravine]

koda!!!!

unless ur not the koda i know

[winter girder]

would it be wrong to mod my dad's switch, he doesn't use it at all, last time he used it was in like 2021, and it just sits on the charger slowly killing itself and its battery

[quasi ravine]

then hello

[winter girder]

ryana!!

[lone dust]

did you add mine

[jolly temple]

3y3 chat should overthrow vee has returned

[winter girder]

@harsh minnow you're being overthrown

[lone dust]

"as a fan of thighjobs I gotta say the ceo did a shit job"

and idk what to do for my website

[drifting carbon]

hi

[lone dust]

if to just write guides or tutorials or something documenting my shit

i can write something else

if youre just gonna be a DICK about it

[quasi ravine]

outdated news

all hail nin0

[drifting carbon]

lets overthrow vee and install a brand new owner and hausmeister*ins!!!
-kevin

[jolly temple]

@raw panther hi heartbroken. i'm cooking up arabic people unironically still "tomorrow"

[lone dust]

FUCK yara you are GONNA piss ME off

[open pasture]

this deltarune shit is so good

[strange dragon]

Bad DRM and kernel level anticheat is good because it keeps people from buying shitty games and it keeps the toxic angry steroid abusers out of the linux community

[rapid viper]

what the hbelly

[lone dust]

youre getting sent straight to hell

[jolly temple]

1984

[strange dragon]

Valorant, for example, has bad drm and disgusting anticheat

[rapid viper]

val so goood

[signal rose]

balorant

[lone dust]

valorant is free

[jolly temple]

explode 1 pissbot fan, i'm not.)

[lone dust]

why does it need drm

[strange dragon]

Lmao it's cod mobile but anime

[lone dust]

nobody pirating valorant

[rapid viper]

cod mobile isnt even a tac shooter

[signal rose]

digestible roman murals

drm

[strange dragon]

Yummers

[soft portal]

clearly you've never played it tho

[strange dragon]

I tried it a while back

[rapid viper]

its more like csgo but anime

[strange dragon]

Tbh yeah

[raw panther]

cs but magic spells

[soft portal]

csgo + overwatch

[rapid viper]

wizard cs

[strange dragon]

They're all military training games

[signal rose]

that one battle royale fornite magic game on steam three years ago or whatever was pretty fun

[soft portal]

i hate val cuz they banned me right before i reached the last level of battlepass i alr paid for

[jolly temple]

forces you acting like fatherhood reference

[signal rose]

then they sold it to epic games and it died i think

[jolly temple]

.gg/tibo

[strange dragon]

I remember that! I got in on the beta

[signal rose]

spell something

I forget the name

[strange dragon]

I still have it on steam

[signal rose]

me too

[strange dragon]

Yeah spell something

[soft portal]

tbh so many games can be described that way lol

[rapid viper]

why ban

[signal rose]

haha yeah

[soft portal]

i was uh rude

[rapid viper]

oh real

[soft portal]

thats what playing competitive games get u

[lone dust]

I GOT SOME SHIT TO SAY JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT

I <3 DEATH GRIPS

[signal rose]

@strange dragon spellbreak

[strange dragon]

Yeah

[soft portal]

thats why i prefer:

[jolly temple]

💔

[lone dust]

not even fucking installed

yikes

[strange dragon]

IMy computer couldn't handle spellbreak

[signal rose]

no man's sky got another update today

[soft portal]

cuz i finished all maps from campaign bru

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1342995465205186671/1379841195303370824/image.png?ex=6841b4c1&is=68406341&hm=cf36cacb4d3c1ef583ba225cec9551a868ed542a864b255c013c8e4a83766a2a&

[strange dragon]

For Real?

[soft portal]

u dont always replay the games uve already finished

[lone dust]

clearly a fake fan if you arent installing mods

[signal rose]

yeah updated settlements or smth

[lone dust]

i do?

im not a fake fan

[strange dragon]

I need to finish a lot of games

[soft portal]

yeah but not with every game

[signal rose]

I haven't played in a while but it's cool to see it still being updated and whatnot

[lone dust]

no i replay 1 or 2 times games i finish

[jolly temple]

noo

[soft portal]

that would take me like forever

[strange dragon]

I hate that the story ends at the final boss so I procrastinate finishing the game

[open pasture]

@scarlet bane

[lone dust]

only 400 games?

weak library ngl

[open pasture]

delta my run till i buy the game

[soft portal]

actually ill install it rn

[soft portal]

ikr

[soft portal]

i need like at least 500 games

[simple perch]

@soft portal

[open pasture]

@scarlet bane

[soft portal]

oh thats u

hiii

[jolly temple]

bunch of russians just don't understand japanese

[open pasture]

hyd

:3

[open pasture]

hell no

[jolly temple]

indented like as rude

[jaunty stag]

@scarlet bane when do you turn 13

[jolly temple]

isn't no spam shit people could look just that option iirc i added to musk

[simple perch]

hidden

[jaunty stag]

and youre still in school?

what

[simple perch]

skul

[open pasture]

what?

[strange dragon]

Otherwise it shows up on my profile :3

[simple perch]

and what

[jovial stratus]

@pure shore what's your pronounces?

[jaunty stag]

pronounces

[pure shore]

he/him

[simple perch]

fafa whats your pronounciation

[jaunty stag]

fah fah

[strange dragon]

I highly recommend this game

[simple perch]

fah

[jaunty stag]

fah

[strange dragon]

It's a goddamn masterpiece

[jolly temple]

great, i realized its output will eat bug in fucking sunny

[soft portal]

yall dont realize how crazy this and the next week is tho

• deltarune
• wwdc25
• summer game fest
  • silksong (MAYBE???)
  • resident evil 9 (most likely)
  • cyberpunk 2
  • half-life 3 ()
  • ghost of yotei
  • more...

[lone dust]

i hope that really isnt in your profile

[simple perch]

sioksong is canceled

[jaunty stag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1024286218801926184/1379847348234223686/togif.gif

[soft portal]

NOP

[simple perch]

yop

[strange dragon]

va11halla is amazing

[jolly temple]

[jaunty stag]

[soft portal]

[winter girder]

[soft portal]

gaming

[strange dragon]

You get branching storylines by making customers more or less drunk

[simple perch]

silk song wont be launched becuase its not written in G#

[jolly temple]

wiki tea bro youre a syntax errors in my mom's drive no thats what do this.

[jaunty trellis]

🔥

[soft portal]

playstation state of play is <t:1749070815:R>

[signal rose]

katana zero >>>

[simple perch]

katana

[open pasture]

[soft portal]

last summer game fest was so peak cuz our game was featured there

[jolly temple]

keep lagspikes down was half naked woman now im baiting

[simple perch]

our game

which is that

[jaunty stag]

was half naked woman now im baiting

[hollow jackal]

the last of us part 2 remake

[jaunty stag]

last of us try not to remake the game 2829442 times

[simple perch]

last of us in a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

[soft portal]

hold on im trynna find the moment on that live

[signal rose]

the first of them

[winter girder]

who has a switch here

[signal rose]

I do

[hollow jackal]

i do

[signal rose]

somewhere

[simple perch]

vencord.epub

[winter girder]

puts a paperclip in the 4th connector on your joycon rail and turns your switch on

[open pasture]

i wanna meet vencord

[signal rose]

wait let me try that

[hollow jackal]

i have an RCM clip lying somewhere actually

[strange dragon]

STOP STOP STOP

[winter girder]

dude i want that

[simple perch]

does the switch switch or turn on

[jolly temple]

kevn

[winter girder]

DONT DO THAT

DONT DO THAT

[signal rose]

I won't lol I'm in bed

[strange dragon]

isn't pin 4 the thing that kills the cpu

[bold adder]

happy killdozer day

[winter girder]

it supplies power

it can eletrocute you and damage the rail

[signal rose]

I assumed it was smth malicious anyways

[winter girder]

guhh

[jolly temple]

boooooom

[strange dragon]

If you get your switch into rcm mode once, immediately load hekate and toggle autorcm

[winter girder]

i dont have a rcm jig

[signal rose]

no bulldozer emoji D:

[strange dragon]

I used a foil gum wrapper

[winter girder]

and the guide is telling me not to use a paper clip

[strange dragon]

Yeah they're too big

[winter girder]

what do i use then

i dont have a rcm jig

[jagged skiff]

laser cut a really thin sheet of metal

[jolly temple]

head rn

[jagged skiff]

[strange dragon]

They're $3 on amazon

[sturdy folio]

Because of my aluminum foil skills I’ve already bridged all pins that exist in my entire switch and both it and me are still alive

[soft portal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaZCdMPqT44 at 1:35:10

[winter girder]

holy shit the pins are small

[strange dragon]

But yeah foil gum wrapper. NOT ALUMINUM FOIL

[sturdy folio]

^^!

[jolly temple]

wow 🧌 🏅

[simple perch]

lc.wa 1h 35min 10s to s

[night blaze]

1h 35min 10s to s

5710 seconds

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/8

[strange dragon]

You need enough electrical resistance so you don't fry anything

[jagged skiff]

didnt they like stop selling them

[winter girder]

rubber

i have rubber gloves somewhere

[sturdy folio]

I’ve used aluminium foil for 5 years it works

[strange dragon]

You can 3d print them and insert the metal from a grocery store twist tie

aluminum foil is dangerous but it may work

ymmv

[winter girder]

or i can be risky and use a paperclip

i just will use the 7th pin for ground

[strange dragon]

You can also just bridge the contacts on the inside of the joycon

[sturdy folio]

It just does work it’s not that risky

[winter girder]

so i cant accidentally touch the 4th pin

[strange dragon]

I soldered a switch into mine

[winter girder]

if i touch the 4th pin im cooked

[strange dragon]

Yeah basically

[jolly temple]

: >mathematics >applied sciences >anthropology you you're talking about him a national dish that that's fair point in that performs the fumo.

[rain coral]

what

explode ????

[winter girder]

@strange dragon i have a cable with two exposed cables, i should use that

[strange dragon]

NO

[simple perch]

fuck ai artists

[winter girder]

what could go wrong smh

[drifting carbon]

why is the github pages deployment taking so long..

[simple perch]

like honestly their simple existence is pissing me off

[grizzled reef]

Brain damage take

[winter girder]

i dont even have a paperclip

I CAN USE A STAPLE

[jolly temple]

changing domains for calling it needed to review process

[winter girder]

PERFECT SIZE

[jolly temple]

ohh okay finally finished all

[strange dragon]

Foil

do that

[jolly temple]

automations 🤑

[signal rose]

foiled again

[winter girder]

guh

is foil or staple less risky

[strange dragon]

pin 9 and 10

that's all you need

[winter girder]

guide says i need to connect it to ground

[jolly temple]

[thumbsup~4](

[strange dragon]

Boot into hekate and enable autorcm

[winter girder]

grounds are 1,2 and 7

[strange dragon]

9 and 10 is a good enough ground

This is from a guide

https://noirscape.github.io/RCM-Guide/

[winter girder]

oh

guh

but i have to open my joycon

[strange dragon]

No

Put the foil on the rail

tape it in place

[sturdy folio]

@winter girder have you checked if the switch is even softmoddable

[jolly temple]

:jii:

[strange dragon]

Shove in the joycon

[winter girder]

tape it 💔

[winter girder]

its a day one

[sturdy folio]

okay

[strange dragon]

Then after you get into hekate, enable autorcm so you never need to do this ever again

[winter girder]

okay but like

[strange dragon]

Then remove the foil/tape

[winter girder]

i kinda dont want to use autorcm

[strange dragon]

There is no downside if you have a phone with usbc

[winter girder]

because if my dad finds out i did this he'll kill me 💔

[strange dragon]

Nah just install linux

Say you wanted a backup computer

[strange dragon]

As long as you follow the guide and block nintendo and clear the serial keys from the emunand, it won't ban the system

[sturdy folio]

just set up exosphere

[jolly temple]

gre

[sturdy folio]

its a single file

[strange dragon]

Yeah that is how you do it

[sturdy folio]

insane https://vxtwitter.com/Stealth40k/status/1930199868582093047

Stealth (@Stealth40k)

Ampere: More Switch 2 consoles will be sold this year than all PC gaming handhelds have sold entirely so far.

56% of Steam Deck owners use a Switch, only 1.3% of Switch owners consider Steam Deck to be their primary console

Source: @thegamebusiness https://t.co/croaO6EygG

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 1.72K 🔁 112 · Jun 4, 2025, 9:48 AM

[jolly temple]

solid tea in a 2tb nvme pcie gen 4 billion years and whether your censorship

[steady burrow]

why "libvencord"

why not vencord

[winter girder]

OMG

[grizzled reef]

Because libvencore

[signal rose]

they knew they could get away with increasing the prices like crazy

[winter girder]

THE SWITCH 2 IS GONNA GET 60 FPS ON FORTNITE ❤️ such a big increase

im so proud of nintendo for updating to 2020 hardware

[jolly temple]

kevin please go make the guilotine

[grizzled reef]

Horrific

[bronze rune]

anyone playing that game in the big 2025 is insane

[sturdy folio]

pokemon scarlet & violet is gonna be the first main line pokemon game to run at 60 fps thats kinda sad for pokemon 😭

[strange dragon]

https://switch.hacks.guide/

[signal rose]

the small 2026

[winter girder]

i love the click it does

when you put joycon in rail

[signal rose]

if you hear a click that means it's broken

[winter girder]

are you

[sturdy folio]

no

[signal rose]

idk i just said that

it's probably whatever

[steady burrow]

whats allat

[winter girder]

what if i insert joycon upside down

[sturdy folio]

libdiscore but libvencore

[steady burrow]

it gets stuck

[bronze rune]

broken

[strange dragon]

I replaced my plastic lock with a metal lock and installed hall sensor sticks even though nintendo says that they're impossible to exist

[steady burrow]

dang

[jolly temple]

indented like intentionally there can kinda weak so than tweets on me like him so the fast enough money for long that you'll have fucking installed hall sensor sticks even shitposting

[signal rose]

idk what that means other than it's better than the default

[winter girder]

you would've thought they would've added some safeguard against that

[strange dragon]

https://www.gulikit.com/productinfo/945307.html

No drift, ever

[steady burrow]

yea

[bronze rune]

yes thats called common sense

[steady burrow]

hm

[sturdy folio]

wtf are people doing for their joy cons to get stick drift

[winter girder]

yeah because children have common sense??

[strange dragon]

hall effect sticks are faster and use way less battery too

[bronze rune]

they should

[winter girder]

fym

[signal rose]

ive had my switch for like 4 years or smth and never had any drift on any of my 4 joycons or pro controller

[sturdy folio]

8 year old console, 0 stick drift

[winter girder]

i got stick drift without doing like anything

[bronze rune]

my switch lite doesnt have stick drift after 14 months of having it

[jolly temple]

mass transit

[strange dragon]

Yup that is normal

[winter girder]

"hey guys, i dont have this specific problem so its non-existent"

[sturdy folio]

why yo twisting my words

[signal rose]

its a very widespread problem isnt it

[strange dragon]

Yup some switches came with stick drift ootb

[austere cobalt]

Idk coding lol

[strange dragon]

autorun 🙂

[jolly temple]

anime?

[austere cobalt]

No

[sturdy folio]

i asked what people do with their console to get stick drift not that it does not exist those are 2 completely different sentences 😭

[strange dragon]

Always

[rain coral]

playing smash

[rain coral]

i know a friend with a switch

[sturdy folio]

just operate your autism away and youll stop playing smash and your joy cons will never get stick drift shrimple

[signal rose]

smash fix joycon

[jolly temple]

moniquer

[rain coral]

he has 4 controllers

[rain coral]

stop playing
thanks

[last karma]

mine got drift because i dropped it

[austere cobalt]

What are we yapping about

[signal rose]

just drop it again the other way

[strange dragon]

I broke a different part on my joycons and sent them in...
And I requested a different color. They sent me a whole brand new joycon

[sturdy folio]

no i know its addictive thats why i suggested the brain operation

[jolly temple]

been following regions: syria, russia, turkey, iran, north korea

[rain coral]

its not???

is it???

[last karma]

it broke one of the shoulder buttons too and i had to replace the pcb in that joycon

[jolly temple]

jameeeeddd

[sturdy folio]

it is

[rain coral]

idk i dont really like playing with bots all the time

but smash is fun yes

with friends

[strange dragon]

My stepmom was feeding me abilify in my food for years 😦

[signal rose]

I dropped my switch lite and one of the triggers broke so I sold it to my brother for 25% off and he bought it lol

[winter girder]

what if i try to enter rcm without putting another on the pins

it would so work

am i right

[strange dragon]

You can

Open up the switch and disconnect the nand

[rain coral]

one of them has drift

the blue one lol

[jovial stratus]

vtest dev

[sturdy folio]

waiting for my switch 2.

[jolly temple]

:clueless:

[strange dragon]

replace the thermal paste while you're in there

[jovial stratus]

mods pls run tests

[winter girder]

are the pins to open a phone's sim card conductive

[rain coral]

yes?

[jolly temple]

more people for linux mint

[rain coral]

i guess

[winter girder]

sigh

[rain coral]

they look like aluminum and dont feel like plastic

[solid coral]

I will

[strange dragon]

upgrade your gpu it will give better performance on switch games

[jovial stratus]

because betternotes patch failed

[sturdy folio]

??

[winter girder]

okay well dont complain here

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[atomic magnet]

virtual network solution

[strange dragon]

Emulators outpace the switch 100fold

[sturdy folio]

a better gpu wont be able to play switch 2 games

[winter girder]

MEQAAAAAAAAA

[quasi ravine]

koda i have secured

pink blahaj onesie

[winter girder]

LOVE

[quasi ravine]

but i cant wear it because its too hot

LMAO

what a waste of money

[atomic magnet]

hai

[jolly temple]

vencord community. all 4chan

keep misreading this out, switch 2, etc etc

[strange dragon]

use one of the new yuzu forks

[winter girder]

yk what

im brave

and strong

[jovial stratus]

guys

what theme

[winter girder]

imma do it

[sturdy folio]

what

[jovial stratus]

do you recommend

[sturdy folio]

yuzu wont be able to run switch 2 games

[atomic magnet]

strong koda

[strange dragon]

4k 120fps legends of arceus

[sturdy folio]

are you stupid

[strange dragon]

You just need to dump the new keys afaik

[scarlet olive]

Deltarune today

[winter girder]

\only a matter of time before yuzu2 comes out