🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

cant find it

ill keep looking

[full thorn]

man my waist is so bad rn it hurts

i can feel the bones literally stretch out

[open pasture]

eat clean food

[open pasture]

wtf

[full thorn]

nah its just me laying down

[glass shell]

food is a lie

[open pasture]

I love eggs

[full thorn]

i love sleeping on hard floor it makes my bones sleep better

[glass shell]

i eat horrid foods i don't get fatter i eat healthy i don't get fatter

[open pasture]

I have eaten 14 boiled eggs for a meal one time

[full thorn]

and makes me more relaxed honestly

[glass shell]

I'M TIRED OF BEING BUILT LIKE A STICK I JUST WANNA GET FATTER

[full thorn]

nuclear fart

[open pasture]

naw

[jagged spire]

Test

[full thorn]

because you move too much daily whicb makes ur metabolism fast

[open pasture]

gg

[jagged spire]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hyppy-gif-9091438043443803258

[glass shell]

i gained 8kgs in 2 years and lost them in like 2 months

[full thorn]

stay at home dont move eat 3.5k calories daily youll be obese in no time

[jagged spire]

No embed perms

[glass shell]

all i do is walk around my house

[jagged spire]

[open pasture]

L

[full thorn]

im 115kg at 168~cm height

[glass shell]

im 40kgs at 154cm

[full thorn]

do yoh listen to hardtekk?

jumpstyle? etc?

[open pasture]

I'm 95kg at 186cm

[full thorn]

fuck yeah

[open pasture]

I need to buy more protein again this week

[glass shell]

if my wife didn't tell me to eat i would be dried up on the floor probably

[full thorn]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5JBU7VTgmSoKw6x16aFotq

try this

[glass shell]

i keep forgetting food is like

a necessary thing

when im hungry my brain is like "it'll pass"

like no???

[full thorn]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2gHmfD9BzqiPqYDwLglLfs?pi=B3UK7VTuRC2Cd

[glass shell]

that's not how hunger works

[open pasture]

and then eat alot later?

[full thorn]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5NSBejTJrTrGgJfF5yUsMY

[open pasture]

get into a schedule

uhuh

[full thorn]

i eat a lot

[open pasture]

count yo macros

[full thorn]

there is no requirements

i just eat. gone.

i ate a whole chicken once and still had some space left over for desserts and rice

whole chicken boiled

[glass shell]

someone's projecting

[open pasture]

no im shitting

[glass shell]

when i feel like i eat a lot people are like "that's nothing"

one whole burger isn't nothing to me that's like hard to finish

[full thorn]

idk how yall staying around 1k calories and have troubles eating a burger

i eat like fucking

[weak vale]

they got stuck in a bucket

[full thorn]

200g cheese 2 tomatoes 200gr bread and im still not full after

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/770094079102681198/1251653593530896384/attachment-14.gif

[full thorn]

in sub 5 minutes

[glass shell]

i eat like 2 crumbs and im full

[open pasture]

im not sadan

[glass shell]

it's not a speedrun dude

[full thorn]

i eat fast and a lot

[full thorn]

idk man i eat fast by default

[orchid mountain]

What are the chances that discord will one day add a feature that auto-detects discord client modifiers and insta ban whoever has it installed almost like and anticheat

[full thorn]

me eating fast is lije someone pushing food thru your theoat

[glass shell]

like 0

[full thorn]

never

[open pasture]

do you tho?

[full thorn]

chances of me getting a lovely relationship with a girl is higher than that shit

[open pasture]

car

[glass shell]

discord already has a check for client mods but it's used to opt you out of crash logs submitting so they don't get crash logs that aren't caused by them

[full thorn]

car

[orchid mountain]

what

[orchid mountain]

wdym

[full thorn]

ugh i gkt blisters under my foot

[open pasture]

I don't think you know the method.

[orchid mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-memoji-gif-23490017

[open pasture]

Yes

[orchid mountain]

embed failure

[open pasture]

I have the sauce

Goblin.

[glass shell]

discord collects data on crashes to see if lots of users are getting specific bugs to fix them faster

[orchid mountain]

oh hell naw

[full thorn]

discords ai is so shit getting perma'd unfairly is easier than actually doing smth bad and getting banned

[glass shell]

but it opts you out if you have a client mod because the crash can be caused by the client mod and not discord itself

so it would provide conflicting data and fuck it up

[orchid mountain]

alr

[open pasture]

burger

[full thorn]

can anyone teach me 2018 hvh

[glass shell]

my wife wants to learn french

[open pasture]

I want to learn Italian

[orchid mountain]

why in the fresh french toast fvck did discord hire a CEO who worked in numerous mobile games infested with microtransations

[mild pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/coral-glasses-ena-ena-dream-bbq-gif-2353501480778460638

feck

[open pasture]

gj

[full thorn]

it is ai, your images are getting scanned constantly for ai. remmeber marvel released a new character and discord ai flagged it as compressed human being then banned all users who forwarded the video

[hollow surge]

@scarlet bane

[open pasture]

I dont speak gay that's the problem

[glass shell]

because they didn't get a choice

[open pasture]

I need to learn the gay Latin

[hollow surge]

piglatin if it was gay latin

[open pasture]

what does this mean

[open pasture]

you are a pig

[glass shell]

they're gonna woke DEI you

[full thorn]

i aint talking shit glldnight

[hollow surge]

instead of "ay" after the end syllable it's "ig"

[full thorn]

goodnight

[hollow surge]

oodnightgip

[open pasture]

I dont think that's possible but good luck

Ah okie

[glass shell]

we're already making you black

[open pasture]

I'm sure

[open pasture]

I'm gray rn, didnt you see my selfie?

[glass shell]

you're so fucking funny

[glass shell]

oh you're one of those

[open pasture]

I Iiterally posted my home language

[glass shell]

that was sarcasm

[glass shell]

this place already gets as braindead and toxic as is

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/green-alien-cat-green-alien-green-cat-alien-gif-721538137659195618

[glass shell]

bringing even more slurs would make it suck even more ass

[open pasture]

trvke..

Bonne nuit Vencord chat

[orchid mountain]

au revoir

[open pasture]

melatonin injection

good night chat

[glass shell]

you wish you could

im trans they're already out the window

[orchid mountain]

bruh

[clever ore]

wow

woke

[glass shell]

schoolcel

learnpilled

just remembered when i drew an inside joke in a friendgroup of mine

the waxjack

it's like a soyjack but he's made out of wax and he's a candle

me

[harsh minnow]

my bad

[glass shell]

@scarlet bane

[open pasture]

lmfao

[glass shell]

will do

[lapis lava]

why do latinxs say kkk

racists...

[rain coral]

squidward laugh

[glass shell]

white person saying this btw

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216758145775304704/1374341159576408125/attachment.gif

[glass shell]

you wanna blackwash so badly

[sturdy folio]

everyones skin color in this channel is #ffffff

[glass shell]

mine is even whiter than that

[sturdy folio]

😨

[glass shell]

i have an alpha channel you can see my veins through this shit

im not even joking im so white you can see my veins

i don't know what that means

im scared

yeah she's from argentina

she asked an invite to the servers

[kind prawn]

sure, i dont think you'd have a problem

[glass shell]

it's so over

i think you gotta be a member for like 10 minutes

[wicked thicket]

where

[glass shell]

bitch you change accounts once every 2 seconds

[wicked thicket]

HOLA

[glass shell]

lmao

[wicked thicket]

argensimia para vos ♡

cómo andas macaquito

no worries

trabajando

[glass shell]

que pasó gato

[wicked thicket]

q frio

UY MILDIS

[wicked thicket]

que te pasa zorra

[glass shell]

come mi culo

[wicked thicket]

acá tenemos paro mañana

no se si nos aderimos igual

me avisa el jefe

[glass shell]

they call me the swinger

FUCK YOU

you stink of white

[wicked thicket]

no hay forma

no way

[wicked thicket]

cuantas copas tenes kkk

kkkkkk

me jijeo

[glass shell]

what the fuck is a copas

[wicked thicket]

idk nothing about futbol

[sweet blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/bora-bill-naruto-meme-anime-gif-17396860118926280468

[wicked thicket]

but I like the song

braziiiil

decime que se sienteeee

[glass shell]

brazilll numero unoo

messiiii

[wicked thicket]

SIIII

agreed

I like maradona as well

[glass shell]

messi is my favorite brasilian NBA player

[wicked thicket]

I do actually love pelé

♡♡♡

same deal with maradona

u guys got ronaldo in a fighting game tho right???

[glass shell]

brasilian

[wicked thicket]

kids everywhere never an actual father, shitty person in general that would treat everybody like shit and get all egocentric because of all the maradonismo stuff

yeah

XD

damn @scarlet bane you ain't so bad after all

[glass shell]

didi that's a facade

let me get a screenshot

[wicked thicket]

dap me up

[glass shell]

"latinx"

[wicked thicket]

ewww

latinx

unless unless

nonbinarism/joke

aahh

's chill then

dap me up my latina sistah

[glass shell]

get fatter

[wicked thicket]

PLEAAASEEE

[glass shell]

i wish

[wicked thicket]

a fat bitch with a septum

[glass shell]

someone's sleeping on the couch tonight

[wicked thicket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1220060234131832935/1256125677665783890/yippie_didi_gif.gif

rubs my bellyyyy

[wicked thicket]

????

go jerk off in the corner of your room nerd

[clever ore]

?

[glass shell]

go beat yourself to football squatter

[wicked thicket]

argentinian and proud

[glass shell]

i don't care about football

i don't even know french players

[wicked thicket]

the ninja turtle

[glass shell]

i know there's a guy named mbappé i think

[wicked thicket]

🩵 🤍 🩵

EXACTLYYY

we are proud about our shit, I have mad respect for brazilians too

those fateful funny af nights in csgo

[summer plover]

there alot of countries like this tho

[wicked thicket]

same here fam u good

CHILEEE

[glass shell]

my only experience of Peru was my aunt's ex husband and he was like the devil

[wicked thicket]

ewww

50/50

I CANT SAY H GERMAN GUY

met great people met awful people

[glass shell]

yeah no i can't say it either

it sucks

i wanna say the thing we all say in the friendgroup

fuck my callie life dude

last guy that said it was mantika and he was like a manchild

whitest cracker to have ever cracked

[plush hawk]

is there a plugin that lets you download sounds from servers? like that one plugin that lets you download emojis from other servers

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @glass shell)

[plush hawk]

i dont have perms to talk there

[glass shell]

beware of anyone in this server they're all freaks

[glass shell]

then don't ask for support in another channel

kys 💜

yea yea

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876745821691990059/950455182083362888/crack-1-1.gif

[plush hawk]

how else am i supposed to get help.....

[glass shell]

if you got the no support role it's probably for a reason so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

you're literally so anime kawaii dude

[plush hawk]

idk why i have it.... usually when i ask for support i get ignored i wait and then leave

[glass shell]

idk

[wicked thicket]

I'm back what did I miss

[glass shell]

everything

ever

[wicked thicket]

siii re, filha da putinha

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-gif-caption-meme-ni-hao-gif-7047205643523390976

[red wyvern]

I love Izutsumi

[plush hawk]

by any chance can you at least answer my question? just consider it off topic😔

[glass shell]

no it ain't my job

w- w- what about m... me?

[rain coral]

izutsumi.in chat

[glass shell]

looks at you with my sparkling eyes

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-delicious-in-dungeon-dungeon-meshi-cat-izutsumi-pet-gif-16796217537088646417

[plush hawk]

😔 ik but its just a conversation in off topic
welp i tried ig bye

[glass shell]

bye

nerdass

dumbass

[wicked thicket]

am on my coffee breaj

break

[glass shell]

fuckin nerd

[red wyvern]

deadass

[glass shell]

how many coffee breaks do you have

you already drank coffee this morning

[plush hawk]

L u

[wicked thicket]

depends on how much coffee we have

[glass shell]

you don't need to drink all the coffee

oh buddy

ohhh buddy

[wicked thicket]

Guilty Gear Strive ABA

[glass shell]

HEHEHE

[clever ore]

pranked

[plush hawk]

is it possible to get the perms back any way?

[glass shell]

WHERE DO YOU THINK I GOT THE GUILTY GEAR AUTISM FROM!!!

[wicked thicket]

yeah I play fighting games

[glass shell]

idk, not my job

[wicked thicket]

oh you're like famous for it now

[glass shell]

no she's just the friend i introduced guilty gear to

im famous in this server for like idk

[wicked thicket]

I got her tisming about everything ever

[lapis lava]

#📩-modmail write a proper appeal

[glass shell]

people just remember me i guess

[plush hawk]

thanks 💛

[glass shell]

fuck you

[wicked thicket]

ass girl

[clever ore]

is didi's favourite character bridget

[glass shell]

NO

[wicked thicket]

no

[glass shell]

ABA is literally in her pfp

[clever ore]

idk what that means

[wicked thicket]

aba is me but idk if my fav

[clever ore]

i'm not a guilty gear fan

[glass shell]

i had a dream where i got famous for a tiktok where people made essays about my ass so everyone kept calling me ass girl

[wicked thicket]

I don't know who my fav would be... if we talk about playstyle or which entry/game/song my answers may vary a lot

[glass shell]

honestly same

[clever ore]

baiken

[glass shell]

playstyle and lore for me would be ram

[clever ore]

fuck going on in brazil

[wicked thicket]

amazing chracter

I wish women were real

[glass shell]

song would be either A. B. A. or Bedman?

[clever ore]

you should buy poco

[glass shell]

or Pot

[clever ore]

no that's cheap

computer

lol

[wicked thicket]

oh damn u know ur shit

[clever ore]

me and the boys were looking at cars and hot dog stands

[wicked thicket]

FAM UR COOL

[glass shell]

hehe

[clever ore]

is this affordable

[glass shell]

yeah I've been thinking of introducing her to marleau and all to get her in the server

[clever ore]

or are you just broke

[glass shell]

but last time i got someone in the friendgroup it was logic so likeeee

[clever ore]

trol

i think i saw an icloud locked iphone 5 on mercaro livre

[wicked thicket]

same

[clever ore]

like 50 reai

[glass shell]

hahas,,, yeah im broke too guys

[lapis lava]

icloud bypass in bio

[glass shell]

hahas,,,

[wicked thicket]

YOU'RE RICH AS FUCK

[clever ore]

thank u mineek

[glass shell]

HEHEHE

[wicked thicket]

MONEY MONEY MONEY

[glass shell]

WORKS EVERY TIME

[wicked thicket]

MONEY MONEY MONEY

[clever ore]

i'm broke as fuc...

[glass shell]

MONEY MONEY MONEY

[clever ore]

i only have an iphone 15 pro

not even the 16 pro

i'm cooked

[wicked thicket]

IF YOU'VE EVER RAN OUT OF COAL IN THE STOVE

[glass shell]

fuck my "we've been fucking the same girl" life

[clever ore]

speaking of mercaro livre

[glass shell]

fuck my paco life

[charred grove]

hiee

[clever ore]

my friend showed me that if you search up childrens bikes and look at reviews you can find funny images

i think i saw one of some kid screaming

[charred grove]

[wicked thicket]

DONT BRING THE POLICE IN THIS I AM GOING TO RUN

[glass shell]

very cool song

[wicked thicket]

AH

[clever ore]

i am in canada, not brazillian btw

[wicked thicket]

paco amoroso

guess who got her tisming about that

[charred grove]

Poco loco

[clever ore]

funnily enough the brazillian guy I do know was born in canada but moved to brazil at a young age

so he knows fluent english

[glass shell]

YOU KNOW LIKE EVERYTHING COOL EVER FUCK YOU

[wicked thicket]

I'm just a cool girl

[wicked thicket]

I'll check if ya end up talking about J. Graves too

[glass shell]

i should make a gc with you, meyday and chelsea and call it "3 latinx and a cracker"

[glass shell]

i just might

[wicked thicket]

I was gonna say dont use lantix but meydey actually does use they them pronouns so smile

[glass shell]

Mange tes morts salope <3

[clever ore]

i have tech autism

[wicked thicket]

OH WAIT PHILOSOPHY???

[glass shell]

yeah exactly

[wicked thicket]

I'M BUKOWSKI PHILOSOPHY GIRL

[clever ore]

fuck yes vro

wait that's not badly priced

[glass shell]

yea i changed how that bitch thinks about people it's kinda funny

[wicked thicket]

3 mexican pesos

[wicked thicket]

u think??

[glass shell]

i do

sometimes i get into big talks and stuff

[wicked thicket]

https://tenor.com/view/overlord-anime-soldier-applaud-clapping-hands-applause-gif-26190764

[glass shell]

no image perms lol

[wicked thicket]

good job m'lady richenstein

I'm shitting on all of our economy combined

[clever ore]

my economy isn't good either

but not as bad

[glass shell]

shine my shoes commoner

[clever ore]

the CAD is 72% of the USD

[wicked thicket]

true

[clever ore]

i mean urs is like 18% of the USD

[night blaze]

1 brl to usd

$0.18 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[open pasture]

robux

[wicked thicket]

Ic.wa 1 arg to usd

[night blaze]

No results found.

[wicked thicket]

ougg its ars

[clever ore]

i think my robux balance is higher than your allowance

[glass shell]

i've been into philosophy but more in a psychological standpoint

[wicked thicket]

I DO BUT AM AT MY JOB WORKING MY SHIFT

[wicked thicket]

job application jumpscare

[glass shell]

lmao

unemployed

NEET

[wicked thicket]

throws shovels at you

[shrewd imp]

Philosophy draws from various sources. More context may be needed to determine the precise term you're seeking.

Who Asked

@twin crag

[wicked thicket]

????

like ur one to talk

[clever ore]

313 reai

[glass shell]

YOU WORK WITH COPY MACHINES

[wicked thicket]

ur literally a hikikomori neet 24/7

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[wicked thicket]

and commisions

[glass shell]

no im notttttt

[wicked thicket]

and teaching

[glass shell]

not a real job

[open pasture]

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

[wicked thicket]

and at the countryside

[glass shell]

you don't get paid for it

[paper gate]

strong

[wicked thicket]

I do??

[glass shell]

nuh uh

OH YEAH WANNA COMPARE????

[wicked thicket]

true

[lapis lava]

they call me T Swizzle in the hood

[glass shell]

oh i forgot my phone doesn't count my steps anymore like an iphone

does it actually

let me check

[wicked thicket]

YOU RICH FUCK

COUNTING MY STEPS WITH MY IPHONE

[open pasture]

https://freedium.cfd/https://medium.com/@pallavidipke07/method-swizzling-in-swift-5c9d9ab008e4

[wicked thicket]

AY SORRYYYY

gordiiiii

.I.

[glass shell]

google pixel 8

[glass shell]

I USED TO

[clever ore]

this ur phone?

[glass shell]

kys poor bitch

[wicked thicket]

I got a samsung

[clever ore]

ah ok

[glass shell]

my parents are rich not me

i have like

2 bucks to my name

[glass shell]

i might cry

[clever ore]

my friend has a galaxy s10

the brazillian guy

both cameras have gone to crap and the back glass is falling off

[glass shell]

im rich and [Subjective] i [subjective] my life

[open pasture]

I probably make more than livia makes in a year in a month and that really says something about the economy

[glass shell]

may god save him

[clever ore]

my previous phone was oneplus 7 pro

[junior ridge]

Who was in Paris?

[weak vale]

my last phone was an s7 it lasted like 7 years

[glass shell]

if you do i'll scream at you

if you don't i'll scream at you

[weak vale]

now i got a goog pixie

[open pasture]

-#

[glass shell]

FUCK YOUUUU

[open pasture]

I made $400 in 4 months and im not employed

[glass shell]

what

[junior ridge]

can i have someeeee

🥺

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

get fatter get fatter get fatter

yea

[red wyvern]

have a snack

[glass shell]

kill yourself

no one gets to treat me like a dog

[wicked thicket]

so u dont want me?

[weak vale]

[glass shell]

NO!!!!

[open pasture]

actually if you count me doing my brother's job for him as employed then maybe

most of that money was from him

[fallow pawn]

this looks horrible

[glass shell]

i don't do public displays of affection i do public displays of HATE

[open pasture]

top 10 things ill never get around to doing

• making money off my code
• making money off my art

[open pasture]

what looks horrible

[fallow pawn]

SWIFT AND SWIZZLING

[open pasture]

i didnt read it i just posted the first thing i saw

[weak vale]

[glass shell]

im full of hate

[fallow pawn]

I just did something I may regret

buut

hopefully I can revert it

[glass shell]

what did you do samsam

[fallow pawn]

upgrade my ipad

[glass shell]

oh right i forgot you were an apple freak

[junior ridge]

me

[glass shell]

no lol

[fallow pawn]

got my funny files

[open pasture]

right after I upgraded my ipad air 2 mineek released turdus merula

[red wyvern]

yoink

[glass shell]

Then.... I might be souless....

[fallow pawn]

did you not save onboard blobs

[glass shell]

AWOOOOOOOOOO

[weak vale]

[open pasture]

nope

[fallow pawn]

first thing I did when I got my ipad is do that

😭

so I can go back

[glass shell]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-haechan-wolf-lobisomem-pidao-gif-1556814841747640198

[open pasture]

didnt know what a blob was

[weak vale]

ok now im out of izu

[red wyvern]

it's me, I'm a blob

[fallow pawn]

APPLE SIGNING SERVER TICKET

[glass shell]

eat my whole crusty ass

[open pasture]

i know now

dummy

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-brungus-cat-munch-gif-26146677

[junior ridge]

pat pat pat

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/izutsumi-delicious-in-dungeon-izutsumi-guh-izutsumi-what-izutsumi-wtf-gif-8031730168202370067

[fallow pawn]

okay im restoring back just in case

[glass shell]

eat my whole jpeg ass

you wish

chud

[wicked thicket]

am back(ish)

[glass shell]

sure does

[glass shell]

WELCOME BACKKKK

[junior ridge]

i dont think thats how that works

[glass shell]

didi you need to get regular role

[wicked thicket]

I need me a fat bitch with a septum

[glass shell]

i need food and a septum rn

[wicked thicket]

how

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-izutsumi-gif-11267460452931507356

[glass shell]

if people like you enough you get it

[wicked thicket]

hello..

[wicked thicket]

so I won't get it

is that an offer??

[glass shell]

i'll make sure you do

you used to be able to vouch for people

[wicked thicket]

ew

[glass shell]

but if i annoy people enough you might get it

[wicked thicket]

no need to rush

[red wyvern]

I can't be a racist, latinx are my favorite people

[wicked thicket]

dale macaquita ardida

[glass shell]

you are 40

[wicked thicket]

me sacaste años diciendome pendejita te amo

[red wyvern]

age doesn't mean I can't make jokes in bad taste.

[fallow pawn]

okay

[glass shell]

erm #weirdo ?

lowkey

[wicked thicket]

what's vencord about

[lapis lava]

-# @fallow pawn

[fallow pawn]

YSES omg

[wicked thicket]

dude u bringing inside jokes here

[glass shell]

husk and crackers

[wicked thicket]

I hate (love) it

[glass shell]

i've been doing that for eons

[wicked thicket]

type shit

[glass shell]

nobody knows what the fuck im saying

[fallow pawn]

love when software does this

[lapis lava]

iutl u look kinda based @wicked thicket

[glass shell]

type shi

[wicked thicket]

thanks idk what iutl means

[lapis lava]

i'm unable to lie

since i can't lie is blocked by the liberals

[fallow pawn]

yes????

[glass shell]

nino stop speaking chronically online at my wife

[wicked thicket]

take that liberals

[glass shell]

nino is like french

[lapis lava]

i am a RIGHT WING pro TRUMP ai ART supporter. I ATE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN AND TYLER SIWFT. LONG LIVE THE Gulf of America and Elon Musk and God and Guns!

[glass shell]

go kiss your 50 girlfriends or something

[wicked thicket]

I like twerking my butt

[glass shell]

I GOT ONE OF EM

[lapis lava]

i like not knowing that you like twerking your butt

[glass shell]

shh .. shhh....

[wicked thicket]

get more oomf

[lapis lava]

collecting gfs like infinity stone

[rain coral]

narizon

[glass shell]

if you snap they uhh..

[lapis lava]

collecting gfs like swifties buying the 118th physical edition of Midnights

[glass shell]

erm....

[wicked thicket]

unleash the rizzful brazilian bossa novas

[glass shell]

oh my god you're so fucking white

nino's a swiftie btw

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum bought Midnights (The Balls Gaming Edition)

[glass shell]

im gonna teach my wife french

[wicked thicket]

jacustó

baget

[raw panther]

im gonna teach my wife to be quiet

[glass shell]

what's the third one you know

come on

[wicked thicket]

oui maman?

[glass shell]

YEAAHHHHH

oui maman

yea

i keep telling everyone im french and they believe me lol

well i am but

you know

[wicked thicket]

@scarlet bane pará pará pará pará

[glass shell]

gaslighting

[wicked thicket]

cabello negro?

[lapis lava]

v+ can't talk

[wicked thicket]

tatuaje en el cuello?

[lapis lava]

no woke languages here only english

[wicked thicket]

de silicona?

se vieron anoche?

FUCK

[glass shell]

WE'VE BEEN FUCKING THE SAME GIRL

[wicked thicket]

we've been fucking the same giiirl

[lapis lava]

the vencord experience

[glass shell]

no

[wicked thicket]

no

its about two friends that are being messed with by a girl qho happens to be fucking with both of them

so its like

one them fucks her at daytime and the other one at night time

@glass shell send her the tiny desk version that one has subtitles

[glass shell]

yes my liege

[wicked thicket]

the name of the song is El Único

by Ca7riel and Paco Amoroso

[glass shell]

https://youtu.be/9kqnsoY94L8

[wicked thicket]

hate it :(

I have my reasons and explanations

goated

[lapis lava]

v- can't talk @scarlet bane

[glass shell]

vban @lapis lava swiftie

you ain't the one she plays fetch with is all im gonna say

you know damn well what it means

you're too cracker coded to get it

[wicked thicket]

???

wait what

looked await for two seconds what

the tisms

[glass shell]

don't worry about it

[wicked thicket]

whats this puppymaxxing communication you're pulling

[glass shell]

nothing

[wicked thicket]

OH WAIT WE DID PLAY FETCH TODAY

I forgor

BWAHAHHA

[glass shell]

hehehe

[lapis lava]

@everypony

they call me Netttspend in the hood

[sullen helm]

what kind of wingly dirl gurgle glable shenanigans are happening

[wicked thicket]

in the strive lobby you can play with a ball and I taught her how to play with it

[glass shell]

it means what it means

[glass shell]

in your taylor swift hood

no

bye

loser

i hope you explode

like in the cartoons

[wicked thicket]

didi found dead in the bronx

[glass shell]

gordita

[glass shell]

didi found alive in the suburbs

[wicked thicket]

touch grass but ur french so touch concrete

[glass shell]

i might cry

[wicked thicket]

dont make those jokes u end up crying fr

[glass shell]

NO BUT THE TIMES I DO IT'S JUSTIFIED

also i think its my meds doing that

im not emotional usually

https://tenor.com/view/latino-vibe-lounge-latinx-latina-gif-20972380

[wicked thicket]

no don't worry I'll backflip on the door

it is necessary to not be beheaded

[glass shell]

i gotta keep my head

[wicked thicket]

your right hand comes off?

[glass shell]

killing myself

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava stay swifty

[glass shell]

WAIR NOW WHEN I SAY STRIVE LYRICS PEOPLE WON'T THINK IM INSANE

[wicked thicket]

you're insane

[glass shell]

shut up

woman

bring me a drink

[wicked thicket]

fetch me a beer bitch

[glass shell]

sure

[wicked thicket]

TU MADRE LA GORDA

AHHHH

• zellendust

[glass shell]

@wicked thicket

[wicked thicket]

cer-ve-za cris-tal

https://youtu.be/MWeL2xmV6tU?si=lkRqDUQLiVVonv7n

[glass shell]

popu popu po- putona

[wicked thicket]

la san-turrona

popu-putona

popu, popu, po-putona

te perreo a lo kawaii

grabemos un hentaiiii

[glass shell]

you're insane

[wicked thicket]

yes and I love it

[glass shell]

yea

yea....

[wicked thicket]

whats wrong with u ass girl

[open pasture]

Peak

[glass shell]

YOUUUU YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[wicked thicket]

my shifts almost over, wanna call when I'm off?

[glass shell]

sure!!

[wicked thicket]

aight bet

[glass shell]

why discord in class

[wicked thicket]

what ya study

do you even love me anymore

ah shi thats tight

I used to really like physics but my teacher was very weird around me

old guy that would stare at the students

I wanted to beat the shit outta them

was super fixated on me too compared to the rest of my class

.I.

pisses me off thinking about it

[glass shell]

you should've like

killed him

[lapis lava]

i'm a swiftie but

[rain coral]

"dont wanna g- with anyone on here" big lies

[wicked thicket]

don't worry I ain't from here

[rain coral]

havent you got the habit of creating accounts like bread i would find the message rn

[wicked thicket]

impossibile io vengo dal universo 🗣️

[glass shell]

soy woke gringota

[sullen helm]

man i wish i knew how long until i can get to embed perms

i wanna post funny gifs

[wicked thicket]

twngo un oc q literalmente se llama Wokman

[lapis lava]

hop off latinx language

make thread or death

[sullen helm]

schlawg i fucking hate summer time

its so hot and the heat is pain in the ass

[glass shell]

gordita de filho de putina mierda

[sullen helm]

i would rather freeze to death than die of heat

i live in latinwayland stop spying on me >:(((

[wicked thicket]

lend a bridge the hop a frog would make to reach for the highest fly in the sky, find yourself diving down like a hawk and splash like a majestic whale would on the ocean

[sullen helm]

u aint kwebblecop AI

[glass shell]

HOP OFF A BRIDGE

[pale comet]

flowers

[glass shell]

no but i was using the language

i know im a white devil but....

please....

[open pasture]

Ratio + L + my everything wiggles when I walk.

[glass shell]

i wish

[placid cove]

story time!

at around 2am, i started working on a project which included a kinda repetitive task, so instead of manually doing each and every single one (i only had to do about 18), i decided to try automating it. Because why spend like 40 minutes doing it manually when I can write some code in 20 minutes and finish in 20 milliseconds, right?

long story short:

at around 6am, i decided to just give up and at 6:45am, i learned a lesson.

[glass shell]

there is a will

there is a void

there is no hooooope

just burns up time

just burns up time

RUNNIN', CALLIN' DYIN' JUST BURNS UP TIMEEEEEE

[rain coral]

programmers program tasks because they think itll be easier with it

you love

[placid cove]

im literally on my second cup of coffee and i dont remember when the sun came up

[rain coral]

how much repetitive is it

[placid cove]

cant sleep because i have to teach a class this morning and my eyes have black rings

[mild pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1047562749313568799.png?size=160&name=MatDead

[wicked thicket]

she was like this before

[mild pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1275995740946038845.png?size=160&name=Colon+3+explosion

[placid cove]

so basically compiling a set of images into a long pdf, except that those images are in completely different sizes and aspect ratios and orientations, and it's a mess, and acrobat puts a white border/margin around those images when stitching them together so i can't do that, i need them to be like a slideshow or smth, so i tried writing some python to automatically resize and append to pdf but that means calculating the new heights of the image and adding each new heights and also you gotta account for the space between each image it's just a huge big mess because the pdf packages are out of date compared to the image processing packages and python versions are mismatched because my terminal is for some reason using the windows store python

so in the end, i just put each image through ffmpeg and resized them to a constant width of 1000px, and put all the images through an online "image2pdf" converter, one by one for each pdf (originally had 18 folders containing the images)

[placid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[mild pilot]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1370491063718121472.png?size=160&name=ian+reading+allat

[mild pilot]

bruh

i hate vencord so much

[placid cove]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perms-no-image-perks-no-image-gif-12889793216262706171

[brittle marlin]

hi chat

[solemn plank]

i will see your epitaph and go "not reading allat"

[spark crescent]

illiteracy

[solemn plank]

But my feet don't ppfloorrreach the

[weak vale]

ppfloorrreach the

[odd roost]

oh

[solemn plank]

@formal flume i got real confused because i used to have your name but with a D before azerty

[bold adder]

why cant i drown a fish

⠀

[last karma]

you can actually

a fish will drown if there isnt enough oxygen in the water

[bold adder]

https://tenor.com/view/joel-spinning-fish-joel-pride-emote-gif-26200960

[noble quest]

what?

how

[lapis lava]

@noble quest salad

[noble quest]

salad

[lapis lava]

no i didn't

however i did just play in the school orchestra right now in front of a few hundred parents while having forgotten what to play

(no sheet music)

went off by memory

loveeee

oh wait i shouldn't say that

someone gonna cancel me

[noble quest]

GUHHHH thanks ubuntu

[vale tide]

@shadow owl

[fast imp]

seeing anyone with a birthdate later than 2004 kills me mentally

how do you people exist you are Babies

[placid cove]

why my research papers' topics be kinda all over the place 😭

[rain coral]

have you tried putting the images in a white canvas and then converting the big canvas image to pdf

or is that what ypu tried

also ummm

wdym slideshow

were you going to showcase it

because iirc pdf supports different page sizes

[placid cove]

1. how do you figure out the height of the white canvas
2. let's ballpark it and overestimate it so that we can crop it later. shit is gonna be like 20,000 pixels long. i dont think any image editing program can open that without baking my potato laptop rip

[placid cove]

yesss that's the problem

[rain coral]

you make it static

like appending to an A4 page

or do you want them to be like fullscreen

[placid cove]

each page of the PDF contains an image, and each image is a random rectangle so there's small and large and they just don't align up vertically

[placid cove]

yeah but the images will then have white stripes either on the top and bottom or on the left and right

[glass shell]

hi vencord

what the fuck

why is my server profile back

i dont have nitro

[vapid pivot]

hiiii

[glass shell]

what the flip

i hate free stuff

shh...

[bold adder]

i never ate so much asparagus before

its really good

i thought it would taste sour

[formal flume]

whag

crazy

[solemn plank]

flashbanging my cat ecause I'm bored

[west mesa]

i love eating food

[willow furnace]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291103740052635758/1357142438539694191/1homo.gif

fuck no image perms

shoot me

shitty ass server

[open pasture]

1hr and 20min of slime rancher, cool.

[distant kiln]

I got blocked message bc it’s annoying? I sent one thing

[fallow pawn]

nice

[open pasture]

Extortion.

[fallow pawn]

This is officially my testing iPad

[open pasture]

Can you test your iPad unofficially?

[night blaze]

When Ya Plug Pull Up Wearin' Dat Vlone | Know Your Meme

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/23

[open pasture]

How does it know the exact picture

lc.i im nothing like yall

[night blaze]

i'm nothing like y'all 😎😭😭 : r/196

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/16

[vapid pivot]

rip

[open pasture]

Nopw

[jaunty trellis]

lmaoo

[harsh minnow]

Yopw

[open pasture]

You give off FRENCH 14yo racist white girl vibes

Sorry i had typed it out already

[west mesa]

why are there so many johns in this server

hiii

[open pasture]

Johncord

[west mesa]

unlikely, i will have to check this with my sources

i should join the discord pup tag servewr

[open pasture]

Yeah.

[west mesa]

hi yuri

[harsh minnow]

Et tu, brute?

[open pasture]

I am not yuri, but hi.

I am not a fighter plane.

[west mesa]

in a perfect world all women are yuri

[open pasture]

In a perfect world, where all is yuri.

[west mesa]

truly 🙏

ive made out with a few women

its so cool

[west mesa]

you have not felt the divinity of the transgender woman

[west mesa]

this is where we differ

all trans women are

it is inherent to transness

[open pasture]

Wow, we have a lot of shiggy stickers.

[west mesa]

i have been lucky enough to be able to travel to trans women internationally (once)

[open pasture]

What does this even mean?

[west mesa]

i worked almost double full time for a month and a half standing the whole time and just barely pulled off the trip

[fallow pawn]

@open pasture https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1364651872798900404/1374927620915073094/RPReplay_Final1747878589.mov?ex=682fd4a1&is=682e8321&hm=6cd43696f9633eaa26b63f9aec3c3dfb67da24b6c800ecb291df67d792b20af0& look how fucking cool this is....

[west mesa]

i have heard of one of these

or well

maybe not as much osdev but definitely plan9

i shant say

i do feel you will encounter this person in your travels at some point

all will happen with time

[fallow pawn]

its fun seeing all the steps installd does

[west mesa]

perchance

[open pasture]

400 a day

Hour even

[night blaze]

400 brl to usd

$70.55 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[open pasture]

400 irani currency

[night blaze]

400 rial to usd

$0.01 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[open pasture]

1 cent an hour 🔥

Okay.

What is fedi?

Zzzzzzz, honk mimimimimi.

I'm scared if I stay up too late, I'll mess up my sleep schedule. I fixed it two days ago.

[hollow dew]

sleep schedule?

how does it works

[open pasture]

I'd rather not be waking up in the afternoon, and going to bed at 8.

[hollow dew]

I usually going to bed at 6-8 a.m. or 1-2 p.m.

[lapis lava]

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Grok dropped

[open pasture]

vencord more like vendork hahah nerd

[lapis lava]

love

[open pasture]

I'm doing something horrible.

Emailing discord support...

[lament garden]

man I love waiting 28 business days for a bot response

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chloe-hi-kitten-hi-chloe-gif-21330385

[open pasture]

Okay, I can't manually email them anymore? What the hell...

[vapid pivot]

so true

[west mesa]

3

[lament garden]

:3

[west mesa]

::3

[open pasture]

The great :3'ing of 25'.

[unique summit]

toasty

[open pasture]

Those who ":3" will be executed for revolting against ":D".

[unique summit]

:D

[wide hamlet]

i hate how discord auto unmutes me on call

[unique summit]

:)

[spark crescent]

uh oh

[unique summit]

fun

i bet your voice sounds nice to hear unexpectedly

wild guess from my part tho

[open pasture]

They immediately shut me down.

I think discord is using AI to code its UI.

[unique summit]

not surprising

doing everything to cut the budget to save money on the detriment of others

[open pasture]

Some of these elements just seem poorly done.

[west mesa]

this would explain how discord ui has continually gotten worse for years

[fallow pawn]

Use more ai

[unique summit]

hire better devs!

[open pasture]

Hire me.

[fallow pawn]

noty

[safe moat]

"hey chatgpt, please code message forwarding and virtual orbs pls"

[timid burrow]

i hate not being able to stream on vesktop 💔

also hi people

[safe moat]

hello

[spark crescent]

vencord hire me

[unique summit]

i meant discord needs to hire better devs

[spark crescent]

discord hire me

[spark crescent]

i feel u

[timid burrow]

discord DONT hire me

[open pasture]

Vee, hire me. I promise I'm a bad worker. I will sit on my ass and do nothing all day.

[spark crescent]

job job job

[open pasture]

I'll fit right in!!

[spark crescent]

employment

job application

application application

[timid burrow]

dont say that...

its my trigger word...

[unique summit]

job

[timid burrow]

STOP

[spark crescent]

Profession

[unique summit]

its my safe word tbh

[timid burrow]

I DONT LIKE THAT

[unique summit]

WORK ENVIRONMENT

[timid burrow]

NO

NO

NO

[unique summit]

PROFESSIONAL SPACE

[timid burrow]

PLEASE STOP IM SHITTING MYSELF

[open pasture]

Okay, now I'll pass out.

[unique summit]

WORKING DOMICILE

[timid burrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[unique summit]

why tho

[fallow pawn]

like me

[timid burrow]

are you sure

[unique summit]

pretty sure

[west mesa]

i think it would be cool to work at apple but i also dont wanna live in the us

[unique summit]

there is no apple store outside the us?

[timid burrow]

the us so so shit

[unique summit]

well to be fair i never saw one where i live

[timid burrow]

there are some

i think

[west mesa]

i mean like , development at apple

[unique summit]

just like jobs

[unique summit]

oh okay

[timid burrow]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP

IT HURTS

[unique summit]

chicken jockey to calm you down?

[timid burrow]

im steveing it

[fallow pawn]

hot

[unique summit]

should i listen to it?

[fallow pawn]

why not

[unique summit]

would you recommend it