🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[icy hound]

everyones a little gay some are just more honest than others

[mint mantle]

i actually run a small lightweight WASM compiler in Rust 🦀 it is blazingly fast 🚀

[delicate bronze]

Lol venbog less gay

[dull cairn]

tf is going on here

[mint mantle]

yeor mom

[delicate bronze]

vhg @dull cairn

[neon ferry]

🌈 jaytii550 is 56.47% gay

[delicate bronze]

yesssssssssss

[open pasture]

i love the fact roller coaster tycoon was written in essembly

[sturdy folio]

rust already compiles to wasm and rustc is made in rust so not sure what you are trying to say

[open pasture]

absolute legend of a programer

[mint mantle]

im just saying buzzwords i think

[knotty furnace]

maybe wasm to native compiler

[sturdy folio]

to native what

[knotty furnace]

native cpu instructions

[sturdy folio]

what arch tho

[mint mantle]

AVR

[knotty furnace]

idk dont ask me

[thorny totem]

.

[mint mantle]

idk

i need to learn rust

[delicate bronze]

I wanna write UI in C to piss off react devs like that one guy in youtube did

[sturdy folio]

i write ui in rsx

[knotty furnace]

im sorry to hear that

[sturdy folio]

which is rust react

[dull cairn]

i wanna steal that command and use it in my bot

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/pyra-gif-23607349

[open pasture]

write ui using bitmaps

[mint mantle]

write a ui in perl

[hollow jackal]

tf2 chat

[delicate bronze]

I hate C++ it's my favorite programming language

[open pasture]

Hello everyone, I hope you're well I wanted to know how I can put the plugins vencord follow user

[sturdy folio]

weak

i write js ui by placing invisible anchors on top of images

[delicate bronze]

Write ui using vector

[open pasture]

😭

[delicate bronze]

Weak

I write ui using microsoft paint

[open pasture]

i did that

and converted it to a bitmap

i was lazy

LMAO

[delicate bronze]

Oh fuck you

[open pasture]

i got proof

if you want

yeah im that guy

[delicate bronze]

I wrote UI using pen and paper

You guys are weak

[main wyvern]

linux

[delicate bronze]

LMAOOOO

[mint mantle]

sorry write a ui in php using only the OSes native methods writing all wrapper libraries from scratch

[main wyvern]

(btw)

[open pasture]

i write ui using darts i throw at a wall

[delicate bronze]

Arch Linux so good

I only use Windows for gaming

[sturdy folio]

We are beating you with hammers sor ry

vgif hammer @main wyvern

[mint mantle]

i write UIs by drawing them in crayon

[delicate bronze]

LMAO

[sturdy folio]

Andreas too

vgif hammer @knotty furnace

[mint mantle]

vgif hammer @neon ferry

[mint mantle]

NNOOOOOO

[delicate bronze]

Dont go to MIT guys

Sleep is not an option

[main wyvern]

haha hammer like hammer and chisel

discorb

[mint mantle]

im not smart enough so im good i thinks

[open pasture]

like any people outside the US want to go to the US anymore anyways

[delicate bronze]

Makes sense

[main wyvern]

vgif hammer @stark herald

[open pasture]

vgif hammer @main wyvern

[delicate bronze]

Oh so we hammering gay people now

vgif hammer @main wyvern

[open pasture]

Do not hammer me...

[delicate bronze]

vgif hammer @open pasture ᐢ.ˬ.ᐢ) ̊୨୧ Me

[mint mantle]

ok

[open pasture]

Cries.

[delicate bronze]

Character AI ahh reply

Wtf bro

[open pasture]

I did mean to shiggy.

[mint mantle]

who up shiggying

[jaunty trellis]

[open pasture]

In Shiggy we trust.

[bleak cosmos]

mmmmmmmm arch mmmmmmmmmmm

[jaunty trellis]

[bleak cosmos]

blocked

[open pasture]

[dull cairn]

i wanna switch to arch but i got a nvidia card so idk if i should

[keen kernel]

"bro...this map has blocks...in the sky..."

"almost like a 'sky block'...?"

[keen kernel]

do mint or fedora

iirc

[jaunty trellis]

shrimply install nvidia-dkms and it's fine

[keen kernel]

mint is good for "it works!" fedora is probably the same though it didnt work for me but i think it was a me issue

[harsh minnow]

why arch

[dull cairn]

cus y not

[bleak cosmos]

do it

arch mmmmmmmmm arch

mmmmmmmm

[harsh minnow]

how many kids saw pewdiepie's video and decided to install arch

[jaunty trellis]

pacman <3

[bleak cosmos]

poods made a vid ?

[open pasture]

I use arch btw.

[bleak cosmos]

why lol

[unborn prism]

btw i use arch

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow

[weak vale]

[bleak cosmos]

i use arch btw.

[dull cairn]

many prob but thats not the reason i wanna switch

[fallow drum]

you

[open pasture]

@fallow drum

[jaunty trellis]

@fallow drum

[unborn prism]

i installed it before pewdiepie did

[sturdy folio]

https://tenor.com/view/need-catgirl-please-petting-gif-21846553

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/catgirl-come-on-already-cat-gif-24598868

[dull cairn]

i installed it on my macbook pro from 2008 a while ago

[sturdy folio]

time to install macos on my wii

[dull cairn]

that was pure pain btw

[open pasture]

The homebrew channel

What about, turning cat girls into cats...

[icy hound]

i want my bro to turn into a femboy

he got potential too ngl

5'4 and has LARGE feminine features

[sturdy folio]

then id turn into a cat and i cant play xenoblade as a cat since they have yet to make a nintendo switch fit for cats

[icy hound]

no homo bt

btw

[open pasture]

😟

[sturdy folio]

😟

what the fuck am i even reading in this chat

[open pasture]

Okay.. But you're cat. It's a great deal...

[icy hound]

cant even turn my homie into my future wife 💔 this society man

[open pasture]

WHAT

[weak vale]

[brittle yarrow]

is this the official vencord mod server?

[open pasture]

No, this is shiggy.

[sturdy folio]

yes

[unreal siren]

no this is vencord

[red wyvern]

This is vencord. Make sure to ask any troubleshooting or other support questions in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[brittle yarrow]

But isn't this chat the "general" chat on the server?

[open pasture]

no this is patrick

[sturdy folio]

there is only an off topic channel because vencord specific conversations go into their respective channels such as #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[brittle yarrow]

cool, thanks for the brief help

[open pasture]

This chat is for cool people only...

i wish ssds werent so expensive

☹️

[dull cairn]

true

[sturdy folio]

they arent

[open pasture]

Just buy a hard drive, gg.

[open pasture]

the good ones are somewhat expensive

[sturdy folio]

100 bucks for a 2tb m.2 nvme ssd is pretty good

i got mine on sale for 50 bucks

[open pasture]

does it have dram?

thats basically my only requirement for a ssd to be classified as good

[twin linden]

vencodr

[open pasture]

Does dram even really matter...

[sturdy folio]

it doesnt

dram does not matter

😭

[open pasture]

it does sortoff

Just pick up a 1tb nvme SSD for like $55

[sturdy folio]

no it does not

[open pasture]

Or a sata ssd if you want.

[twin linden]

ofc it does smh

[open pasture]

me brokey ☹️

I don't think it matters that much.

ill clutch up tho

[twin linden]

yeah don't take what I say seriously, I don't even know what is a dram

[sturdy folio]

i think its kinda funny that you say you NEED an ssd with dram while also saying you are broke do you even know the benefit of dram in an ssd 😭

[open pasture]

it is quite funny ya

[sturdy folio]

well do you know what dram is for

[twin linden]

no

[open pasture]

absolutely no clue ive not done my research in storage that deep yet

only in other components

[sturdy folio]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

[icy hound]

i ate my parrot

[open pasture]

ive seen some back and forth tho

[icy hound]

cooked her in the air fryer

[open pasture]

look

i know how storage works in general

atleast

[sturdy folio]

what do you think dram is for

[open pasture]

considering the name a short term memory to keep relevant bits on hand

[dull cairn]

i have 3 options to get more storage for the arch install i wanna do: 1. wipe my 1tb win10 drive
2. buy a new drive 3. use the random 240 gig drive that isnt used for anything

[red wyvern]

dram is for cookies

[open pasture]

[sturdy folio]

thats your ram not the point of dram on your ssd, on ssds, dram is mostly used as a write cache to prevent unnecessary writes to the ssd which in turn helps the longevity of your ssd

[open pasture]

mmm

[sturdy folio]

it very very barely makes your ssd faster and even then just in very special cases its basically unnecessary to pay double the cost for it to last a year or two longer

[open pasture]

Don't ever start computer component talk in the vencord server ever

[open pasture]

theres cheap dram ssds lol

[sturdy folio]

trust me after 7 years you will have saved up enough money to buy a whole new even faster ssd and dont need that 2 extra years of life

[open pasture]

Where could my pipe be

[open pasture]

you really dont need faster storage after pcie 4.0 tho

[sturdy folio]

can you find me a fast cheap dram m.2 nvme ssd

[open pasture]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CBSSC21F

here u go

56 bucks

[sturdy folio]

😨

[open pasture]

or well

57

Who the fuck is KLEVV
Is it yet another SXLTTR doodad on amazong again

unironically that ssd is very good and cheap

[sturdy folio]

has anyone ever heard of "KLEVV"

[dull cairn]

nope never

[open pasture]

they are a good brand

just not a big one

[unborn prism]

never heard of klevv before

[open pasture]

@open pasture just get a 500gb Curcial p3 plus, it's $40.

There are cheaper models if you want.

naur

Oh yeah Crucial

Crucial is good

[sturdy folio]

from what im reading online they are just using samsung components and adding pretty much useless stuff like do you need a heatsink on your gen 4x4 nvme with 5000 mb read/write

thats the tactic all those cheap ass companies use

[open pasture]

LOL

[open pasture]

im talking the specific model

the one i sent

so my bad for that one

[sturdy folio]

put in as much random ass shit in there to keep the eyes away from the main product 🔥

[fallow drum]

chloe sooo insane

[sturdy folio]

YOU are insane

[open pasture]

Debian??

[open pasture]

i sadly have a 990 pro lol (dont worry i did update my firmware)

[sturdy folio]

everyones verdict is just that they are so incredibly mediocre you can buy them on sale if you want but there are more reliable or more cheaper brands online

[open pasture]

also before you redicule me

i got it as a gift

so ya

[sturdy folio]

😭

[fallow drum]

i have the 990 Pro

[open pasture]

did u update your firmware

[fallow drum]

i have the 970 Evo in my nas

[open pasture]

if not

I have a Kioxia BG6 lmao

you really should consider it lol

or atleast check what firmware you have

[open pasture]

i hate samsung

[sturdy folio]

i personally use crucial

[fallow drum]

i have 990 Pro as one of my drives in my PC and the other two are Crucial

[open pasture]

if i could choose id go with western digital

[open pasture]

Kioxia makes good SSDs I think

[open pasture]

Isn't that enterprise?

monique

whyd hate on wd

[jaunty stag]

wd 40

[open pasture]

Well apparently they make consumer SSDs too

[fallow drum]

WD isn't that bad really

[vapid pivot]

Actually thats meee (*^ω^*)

[fallow drum]

they make some solid drives

[open pasture]

I just find whatever offers the best quality for the price, and try to stick to namebrand products.

[fallow drum]

but their "gaming" drives are WAY overpriced

[keen kernel]

chat who up minecrafting they android emulators

[sturdy folio]

WD is that one brand that thinks they can overprice their products because they are old

[errant sand]

EAGLECRAFT

[open pasture]

WD isn't bad, siding with them is

[dull cairn]

everything that has gaming in front of it is overpriced

[keen kernel]

hi hello yes im john eaglercraft

[sturdy folio]

meanwhile you can get much more reliable and cheaper shit elsewhere

[fast geode]

How does the 🗿 plugin work?

[open pasture]

Also overpriced

[open pasture]

i mainly know them from their server grade hdds

[keen kernel]

co developer with john lax1dude eaglercraft

[unborn prism]

pojav launcher exist

[errant sand]

So many memories istg

[keen kernel]

you will update to u50 and use the shaders

[open pasture]

They make like the best enterprise SSDs

[fast geode]

?

[open pasture]

let me look it up

[vapid pivot]

Oh yeah may or may not be friends with the dev :3

[errant sand]

Pojav carried me through skyblock

[keen kernel]

may or may not have salc1 on friends list 🔥

[errant sand]

I claimed all my minions in school

I was way too addicted

[fallow drum]

erm actualy

[vapid pivot]

Congratulations you should ask him and hausemaster to base with you

[unborn prism]

wait its eaglecraft on an android emulator i wonder how bad the fps was

[keen kernel]

iirc i asked salc1 what their fav salad was

[fallow drum]

WD blues are the cheapest and most reliable for that price you can really get

[keen kernel]

check the screenshot LOL

[open pasture]

@open pasture any particular model i should look at

[keen kernel]

wait wait

it went UP

[errant sand]

4fps 🔥

[keen kernel]

its at 30fps now

[open pasture]

im just interrested to see what they have

[unborn prism]

4 fps lmao

[unborn prism]

great

[keen kernel]

https://droidvnc.shhnowisnottheti.me

try it out

[sturdy folio]

idk vro i dont buy hdds anymore

and their blue nvmes are whatever

same price as everything else

[errant sand]

HDDs in the big 2025

[keen kernel]

wait thats crazy playable

the fps is not even bad

[unborn prism]

lmao when i move the fps drops

[errant sand]

You can still use pojav tho

Which runs Minecraft just fine

[keen kernel]

go get pojav then

[wheat eagle]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[open pasture]

hdds are a great option still

[sturdy folio]

ios 16 launcher on android

[keen kernel]

apkupdater has apk downloads

[sturdy folio]

😭

[vapid pivot]

Pojav so good

[errant sand]

If you just need to store data yeah

But

[unborn prism]

LMAO WTF WHY THERES IOS RIPOFF LAUNCHER IN THERE

[errant sand]

If you want to play games or smth

HDDs are horrible

[keen kernel]

hehe isnt it great

[open pasture]

if you have powercuts in your area that last for longer than like a day hdds are great

[unborn prism]

oh i cant upload images

[open pasture]

I really want a milkshake.

im talking regular long power cuts aswell

[errant sand]

They're just REALLY slow

[unborn prism]

wait why is it moving by itself

[keen kernel]

its youtube rvx btw

[keen kernel]

its multiplayer :3

[unborn prism]

oh lmao

[keen kernel]

lol i love watching yall fight over dumb phone

[dull cairn]

imma go look for a random sata ssd...

[unborn prism]

the launcher feels like it will gonna spy on me

[keen kernel]

prob will

[open pasture]

yes but

in situations where you have long powercuts

data is best stored on hdds

[keen kernel]

"download other my apps"

[open pasture]

examples for the usecase is easily like a NAS

[unborn prism]

lmao the settings thats so ios ripoff

[errant sand]

As I said

They're good for storing shit...............

[unborn prism]

quality high english very

[keen kernel]

lets get pojav

[unborn prism]

the fps would be great

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/DuckDuckGo/status/1917953216479641968

what how did they just not have that in the past

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[unborn prism]

projavlauncher tips what

[open pasture]

Slop 💔

[keen kernel]

also keyboard works if u use it

like if ur on pc

[digital kettle]

?

[open pasture]

AI.

[unborn prism]

nice

[digital kettle]

ai is good

[errant sand]

If used in the right way

[keen kernel]

depends but yes it can be

[unborn prism]

there alot of things that has ai

like an ai rice cooker

[keen kernel]

holy shit pojav

[errant sand]

AI isnt bad

The people who are using it are

Well

The people who are using it maliciously

[kind sphinx]

Hey guys my brothers os got corrupted I'm tryna flash his pc with my usb but it just wont show up in boot options is it the pc or something I'm doing wrong (I'm trying to flash linux mint cinnamon with rufus)

[keen kernel]

get new computer

[errant sand]

Burn the USB

[keen kernel]

get chromebook arm32

[kind sphinx]

Whats the point when i can probably let the pc live for another year

[keen kernel]

because im jonklering

🧌

[blazing moon]

check if the usb is even right in the first place on another device

[kind sphinx]

pretty sure it is

[weak vale]

you might need to enable usb boot

[fallow drum]

💻-offtopic-tech-support-only

[kind sphinx]

he uses a msi bios

[errant sand]

@blazing moon Your status

Is that

[kind sphinx]

its so hard to locate shit

[errant sand]

Brokie

[keen kernel]

funny cat thing

the funny cat thing with knife and stuff

[digital kettle]

WHY DOES KENYA GET UPDATES BEFORE TURKEY LOL?

wtf samsung

[hollow surge]

got games on your phone? simulator

[blazing moon]

collab with femtanyl, i listen to femtanyl religiously

[eager marsh]

hiii

[errant sand]

I know the song :3

Both are fire asf

[eager marsh]

nom

[keen kernel]

i got that issbrokie collab downloaded to my phone before it released worldwide

[blazing moon]

im scared

[keen kernel]

i...

am STEVE.

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-black-funny-i-am-steve-minecraft-movie-minecraft-gif-5160011517617965793

[blazing moon]

what is this website supposed to be

[keen kernel]

android emulator

free

[unborn prism]

hes staring to my fucking soul

[keen kernel]

theres a secret trick for most music

[unborn prism]

who put i love gaty men lmao

[weary mason]

Vendor server

[weary mason]

What is this wm

[keen kernel]

did steve minecraft actually say this

[weary mason]

Guessing hyprland

[unborn prism]

idk

who put those in the chat

[keen kernel]

i think it was steve minecraft

[hollow surge]

actual schizophrenia

[outer radish]

make sure to send me an invite if somewhere has the teto tag :3

[sly thicket]

Chat (NOT SUPPORT)

[unborn prism]

minecraft chat gets weirder

[keen kernel]

steve minecraft said that to the villian in the minecraft movie

YEAHHH

MINECRAFTTTT

[errant sand]

LETS GOOOO

WOOD

[hollow surge]

WE DID IT

WE GOT WOOD

[keen kernel]

VENCORD PLAYS MC

welp we beat the game

[hollow surge]

next step is kill ender dragon

[keen kernel]

time to close it

[eager marsh]

I WAS THE ONE THAT CRAFTED THE WOOD

!!!!!!

[errant sand]

I walked towards it

[keen kernel]

chat my phone which is running the android emulator is getting hot

[open pasture]

Teto plush...

[sly thicket]

teto plush

[unborn prism]

lets mine and then craft LETS MINECRAFT!

[errant sand]

HOW CAN YOU SPLIT IT

CHAT TELL

[keen kernel]

mouse button

in corner

[unborn prism]

craftting would take 3 buisness days to finish

[hollow surge]

like uhh

hold mouse button

and then just flick it

[keen kernel]

we need bedrock edition

one moment

thats a HUGE MOUSE

[errant sand]

WHAT IS HJAPPING

IM DYING

[keen kernel]

WE HAVE A CRAFTING TABLE ALREADY

STOP MAKING ANOTHER

[hollow surge]

I WANT TO MAKE STICKS

[keen kernel]

its a thing

[hollow surge]

wait guys we need to dig a hole or else we die

dig a hole and craft a pickaxe

[weary mason]

Which theme do you use

[keen kernel]

some of oldcord

[open pasture]

[weary mason]

So I can't play vendor plays mc

[keen kernel]

no it works

you have to hover and itll work

[keen kernel]

https://milbits.github.io/oldcord/src/components/vars.css
https://milbits.github.io/oldcord/src/components/color.css
https://milbits.github.io/oldcord/src/components/imgs.css
https://milbits.github.io/oldcord/src/components/other.css
https://milbits.github.io/oldcord/src/components/redesign.css

[vapid pivot]

God I’m so eepy

[keen kernel]

we are LITERALLY PLAYING MINECRAFT WTF

FIRST WE MINE

THEN WE CRAFT

LETS MINECRAFT!

[unborn prism]

yes

the on screen keyboard is so annoying

[errant sand]

WHAT

[blazing moon]

LMAO

[hollow surge]

alright who's trolling

smh...

[blazing moon]

DOWNLOAD VENDROID

[keen kernel]

dont update magisk btw itll break

[open pasture]

how are the goobers doing

[unborn prism]

the fps is like a powerpoint presentation or is it my bad internet

[keen kernel]

both, probably

[vapid pivot]

Not great tbh but that’s the usual

[keen kernel]

WHO QUIT VENCRAFT

[hollow surge]

DUDE

[keen kernel]

AHHHHHHHH

[hollow surge]

😭

[unborn prism]

idk

[open pasture]

?

[blazing moon]

THEY'RE WATCHING YOUTUBE SHORTS

[hollow surge]

THE FUCKING

[errant sand]

BRO WHAT ISHAPPENING

[hollow surge]

PETER GRIFFIN SHORTS

IM DEAD

[errant sand]

WHAT

[unborn prism]

why tf its on youtube tiktok

[errant sand]

WHAT IS THIS

[hollow surge]

we have to be updated on the newest roblox news guys

[unborn prism]

what tf is happening

[unborn prism]

lmao

[weary mason]

What happened

[hollow surge]

IM FUCKING DYING

[weary mason]

Wdym

Could you actually watch YouTube shorts on MINECRAFT

[keen kernel]

youre not in on it....

[open pasture]

dont do that, it kills you

[errant sand]

WAHJT

[hollow surge]

it's a whole ass phone dawg

WHAT

[blazing moon]

WHAAT

[errant sand]

SOMEONE SCREESNHOT IT

[weary mason]

Is it Minecraft

Does it support bedrock

[hollow surge]

i have brainrot i can't send the image

[unborn prism]

LMAO
shit i cant upload it

[weary mason]

Which version specificall

[open pasture]

Huh?

[keen kernel]

im speaking

fuck you

[weary mason]

❓ why

[hollow surge]

guys lets download roblox

[weary mason]

Is it a virtual phone

[unborn prism]

who search corn in there lmao

[keen kernel]

yup

[hollow surge]

CAN YALL STPO DOING THIS

we're trynna have A FULLY SERIOUS

AND PROFESSIONAL GAMING

on ROADBLOXK

[open pasture]

everyone is high asf rn

[errant sand]

Uhhh

[hollow surge]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE

[unborn prism]

slideshow edition

ACCESS YOUR CONTACTS??? WTF

[agile geyser]

I have a question about an old plugin that Im not sure if it exists or not anymore, what channel should I ask in?

[hollow surge]

let's call 911

[unborn prism]

ok

[keen kernel]

good idea. first, find the phone app

[unborn prism]

lets call it

where tf is the phone app

[blazing moon]

might be gone

[errant sand]

BRO

[unborn prism]

bruh no camera'

[errant sand]

WHO TRIED THAT

[unborn prism]

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidk

wtf

[errant sand]

[unborn prism]

phone unavailable :(

[keen kernel]

M..

[gleaming sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/821637278220681219/1366448895558684762/image0.gif

[hollow surge]

aw man

[unborn prism]

we cant call it

[hollow surge]

WHO THE FUCK IS TRYING SO HARD TO FIND WHO IS THE OWNER OF THE PHONE

[blazing moon]

who ever somehow went to the home screen ruined everythinf

[hollow surge]

😭

lets download roblx

stop trying to be hacker man edgy

[unborn prism]

who tf stopped the vm

[hollow surge]

we got billy badass over here

[errant sand]

How was that even possible

[keen kernel]

someone hit stop on the vnc lol

[errant sand]

I just wanted to play Minecraft 😔

[gleaming sequoia]

wtf is going on rn

[blazing moon]

shrug

[errant sand]

Minecraft

[unborn prism]

can you create another vm

[hollow surge]

create another vm and download roblox

lets make an account

[blazing moon]

it could be any one of us

[hollow surge]

and play games

[gleaming sequoia]

where 😭

[errant sand]

Was it you?

@everyon Who was it

[keen kernel]

ROBLOX 2

ROBLOX 2

[weary mason]

Will we open the vm in a vm

[hollow surge]

can you use a virtual machine

[blazing moon]

lmao

[hollow surge]

like a windows fucking

10

[gleaming sequoia]

where tf are yall at doing this 😭

[keen kernel]

no this android vm is running on my phone

[keen kernel]

https://droidvnc.shhnowisnottheti.me

[blazing moon]

lies, he stole a randos phone

[keen kernel]

that is NOT roblox

wht did we install

[hollow surge]

rublu

G OBACK LETS INSTALL ROBLOX

[unborn prism]

yay were back

[keen kernel]

WHAT

WHAT IS THIS

[unborn prism]

wtf is this sketchy app

[hollow surge]

SOB

😭

WHAT IS THIS

[errant sand]

Uhuh

Uhuh

Thanks for the help

[unborn prism]

roblox hack shit

[hollow surge]

sybau

[blazing moon]

FACTORY RESET THE PHONE

[hollow surge]

who thinks they're fucking billy badass here

YEAHH

ROBLOX

ROBLOX 2??

[errant sand]

WAIT

[blazing moon]

ROBLOX 2??

[unborn prism]

roblox 2/???

[errant sand]

ROBLOX 2

HOLY

[weary mason]

We will download roblox and roblox 2

[hollow surge]

NO WAY WERE PLAYING THE REAL ROBLOX 2

[unborn prism]

im laughing so hard

[gleaming sequoia]

we need audio on this 😭

[unborn prism]

yes

[keen kernel]

i can get audio

one sec

[hollow surge]

who tf keeps opening settings 😭

[unborn prism]

but probably it will sound like crap

[keen kernel]

imma screenshare it

to a vc

[unborn prism]

erase all data

do it

[gleaming sequoia]

#1032756252167639040

[hollow surge]

WHERE IS ROBLOX

[gleaming sequoia]

stream it there

[errant sand]

I CANT JOIN

[gleaming sequoia]

@hollow surge DOWNLOAD AN APK

JESUS CHRIST

[hollow surge]

ROBLOX TWO 🔥

[unborn prism]

bruh

[keen kernel]

AMONG UDOIUFIDSHFKJS

[unborn prism]

i dont have access

[gleaming sequoia]

oh

[hollow surge]

IT DOESNT WANT TO ISNTALL ROBLOX

@keen kernel force it to install robloxnow

google.com 🔥

Robl

[weary mason]

We should change the search engine to google

[hollow surge]

genuine war

this is a battelfield

[vapid pivot]

Bing supremacy (they pay me)

[weary mason]

CREATE A NEW VM

[hollow surge]

?NNO

THEY SINTALED

THEY NUUINSTAL

[weary mason]

Why is it so laggy

[hollow surge]

is this how a lobotomite uses a phone

[eager marsh]

dude

[hollow surge]

@keen kernel can you m ake it so they can't access settings

gosh

then install roblox

[unborn prism]

i need to sleep its fucking 1 am

[static valley]

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[last karma]

biscord is a sigma male confirmed

[static valley]

nice nice

[sturdy folio]

finally finished my paper time to bake some cookies to reward myself ^^

[static valley]

just buy some

[sturdy folio]

👎

[hollow surge]

what if they want to make cookies

[static valley]

why no

[hollow surge]

😭 ?

[sturdy folio]

baking is fun

lazy ass

[static valley]

fair

[hollow surge]

i don't dual boot i have like

265gb

dualbooting is NOT it

[eager marsh]

oops

uninstalled magisk

[shrewd marsh]

[weary mason]

Hi bau

[blazing moon]

webnt to get water did they break it

[eager marsh]

uninstalled magisk

[eager marsh]

scary

they put wifi into a pineapple

[hollow surge]

dude i just broughr a knife to put jelly on my bread where is it

WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

[eager marsh]

eated it :(

[hollow surge]

shit it ou

oh found it

[weary mason]

🐟

Waiting for the VM to come back

Oh its bacj

bad gateway

https://http.cat/530

Hi ashley

[digital kettle]

they reuse the Samsung LSI degisn w.o any change

TENSOR G4 - Exynos

tensor g4 was literally made in a month

[weary mason]

Wild

[torpid haven]

hi

[digital kettle]

they scrapped the TSMC G4 (doesnt boot due to broken floorplan),then they asked Samsung LSI to give Exynos 2400 cores,then replace the old G3 CPU and glue the G4 CPU in
the degisn process took them 1 months, chip validation took another months

for G1,2,3 they did the back end work (floorplan and stuff like that) then ask Samsung LSI to fill in the rest
G4 is like no time just use whatever Samsung give us

TLDR google is not a hardware company

[weary mason]

I thought tensor was made by another company

[digital kettle]

tensor is Samsung Fab

[weary mason]

The VM is installing YouTube revanced

[weary mason]

Made it watch "how to pronounce it"

We'te installing angry birds

[harsh minnow]

fun fact: every 8th message about samsung on this server is by Ashley

and every 115th message by ashley contains the word samsung

[jaunty trellis]

[weary mason]

Installed angry birds

[hollow surge]

ANGRY BIRDLESRS

sigh

[surreal basin]

firrst time chatting here while i joined a long time ago but hi

[surreal basin]

wheres this

[weary mason]

Its a virtual machine of android on a web browser

[surreal basin]

ye but where

[weary mason]

Its laggy and I don't recommend going it

[surreal basin]

nvm found it

[digital kettle]

i can't even yapp about cpus now?

[surreal basin]

tp link wifi 🔥

[open pasture]

Vennie.

[surreal basin]

BRO HOWS IT USING 120 GB ON A 128 STORAGE VM 😭

[hollow surge]

can we install ronlox

[weary mason]

We're downloading Minecraft bugrock

[surreal basin]

actually wait what if we make a vm inside a vm using limbo or smth

[weary mason]

Not yet

We have to install Minecraft first

[surreal basin]

windows or linux inside android

[weary mason]

We have to run doom on android

[surreal basin]

meincreft

[weary mason]

ITS MINECRAFT

[eager marsh]

u can

[open pasture]

It looks like Terraria.

[eager marsh]

yapp.. like samsung yepp..

[digital kettle]

those are my homework for today btw

i need to study tensor today

[eager marsh]

mlem

waow..

[digital kettle]

these guys

[eager marsh]

yah i saw :3

[surreal basin]

NO THE WIFI

[weary mason]

The lag is unusable to play Minecraft with

[surreal basin]

oh its back on

[eager marsh]

i do not undertsnad but interestifng

[open pasture]

Me when the waiter brings the menu.

[digital kettle]

basically I'm gonna be a cpu engineer so

i need to know these things

[eager marsh]

woag ,

[digital kettle]

yeah,..

[eager marsh]

[digital kettle]

i like cpus

they are good

[weary mason]

Woah CPU engineer

[digital kettle]

@eager marsh fun fact

[eager marsh]

central processor uniting it

[clever ore]

Tensor G5 is gonna be good I swear

[eager marsh]

wha

[digital kettle]

i have a 150 page document about the iphone 16 System-on-Chip

[nova hornet]

This looks like a browser on a Samsung phone bedrock edition

[eager marsh]

wha ..

[digital kettle]

i needed to study iphone cpus

so I did

[clever ore]

NERD

[surreal basin]

WHO CLOSED MINECRAFT

[weary mason]

Were done with minecraft

[digital kettle]

i have 670 page document about exynos 2200-

[weary mason]

Time to install another app

[surreal basin]

WHO KEEPS TURNING OFF WIFI BRO

[clever ore]

You put more effort into it than Samsung Foundry goddamn

[weary mason]

Woah time flies fast its 6:30pm now it was 6:00 like a minute aho

[digital kettle]

you don't wanna see my notebooks

they are filled with cpu stuff

i study those

[surreal basin]

.

bro who closed everything now

[open pasture]

Open it

[digital kettle]

i have like a 90 page document about why samsung foundry is actually good

and what's bad about it too

also the same for tsmc

[weary mason]

WE SHOULD INSTALL ADROD 13 INSTALLE

DONT DO ANYTHING

I WILL

What happened to the keyboard input

[ionic flume]

how to become snippet dev?

[vapid pivot]

is this real

[digital kettle]

yes

[vapid pivot]

i only know his twitter from blocking everyone

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/HidekiKamiya_X/status/1917991199904071841

神谷英樹🍀 Hideki Kamiya🍀 (@HidekiKamiya_X) on X

Marry me.

X · May 1, 2025, 5:15 PM

[eager marsh]

whwt does thst stand for again

[open pasture]

Tawain something something something

[glad phoenix]

type people type

[open pasture]

I'm typing.

[open pasture]

Women so pretty.

[digital kettle]

Taiwanese Semiconductor Manufacturing Company

[sturdy folio]

this is basically me and my arachnophobia
https://vxtwitter.com/1273Cheese/status/1917900165379399816

SpamistheGreatest (@[e-mail])

↪️ Replying to @VeryCansado

@VeryCansado he is his own tormentor

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 1, 2025, 11:13 AM

[eager marsh]

i was pretty close waaw

[digital kettle]

🇹🇼🇹🇼

im happy that the west isn't making Semiconductor stuff yet but

European Union Microchips go hard

anything made in usa is garbage

[open pasture]

Erm.

[weary mason]

Snap dragon

[warped fossil]

https://tenor.com/kSuKRilJizG.gif

[digital kettle]

snapdragon is not usa?

[weary mason]

@digital kettle in the future will you do a Samsung phone collection

[digital kettle]

the company is but they Fab in Taiwan or South Korea

[digital kettle]

no technological device i own is from usa

[open pasture]

We made the pizza and hamburger smh, be more respectful!!

[digital kettle]

Its either Vietnam,South Korea, China, The other China

[digital kettle]

what

pizza is literally Italian

hamburger is german

[open pasture]

No, it's American.

[open pasture]

They're both American...

[digital kettle]

I KNOW PYTHON

scary

[eager marsh]

i know javascript

[sturdy folio]

Sadly not 😔 that one is truely American, they got the name from Germany tho

[eager marsh]

be afraid

[digital kettle]

@sturdy folio do you wanna read my 150 page yapping sesh about the cpu in iphone 16

[sturdy folio]

Idk I don’t have a lot of time rn xd

[digital kettle]

i have a 860 page one about 16 pro max cpu

[jaunty stag]

I know.. javascript..

[digital kettle]

and 1590 page about snapdragon 8 elite

[open pasture]

Gosh... People are so unknowledgable these days...

[open pasture]

I do.

Wait.

150 pages??

[digital kettle]

My homework for tommarow is apple silicon

[open pasture]

😭

[jaunty stag]

i hope this is sarcasm

[digital kettle]

@sturdy folio i need to study alot these days

[eager marsh]

ash so smart

[digital kettle]

im studying tensor rn

apple silicon tommarow

[eager marsh]

waaw

[digital kettle]

yeah gonna write a paper about the M4 chipset

[eager marsh]

good luc :3

[digital kettle]

those are my homeworks

[eager marsh]

ikkk

[digital kettle]

and next week Exynos

[kind prawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybGpi3lQak4

[digital kettle]

tensor is so interesting and not at the same time

[eager marsh]

mlemmings

[digital kettle]

@eager marsh @eager marsh

:3÷

,..,!

[eager marsh]

hiii

[digital kettle]

these are useful

[simple perch]

@sturdy folio

[bold adder]

i went back to my chess account to see where i was at

havent played for a year

i lost 223 elo after 4 months of not playing

i had a great peak though

[mystic salmon]

Is knowing how to spell/pronounce llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch useful

[red wyvern]

Yes

It's got four damn Ls in a row!

[mystic salmon]

Technically it's the Welsh sound <ll> which is different from the English l

One syllable ends with it and another starts

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Voiceless_alveolar_lateral_fricative.ogg it's this sound

[weary mason]

On the VM i installed the fossify apps, aliucord and made a new Discord account

The VM is not back

[wide hamlet]

What's up chat

Who here takes Physics E&M

cuz if u need any help, I gotchu 💯 💯

[leaden copper]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-hello-chat-gif-20962675

[open pasture]

live in the burger king gaming and always be balls

[sturdy folio]

music of asia

[open pasture]

Is this the theme song of Asia?

If I go to the continent, will it play?

[sturdy folio]

yes

xenoblade chronicles definitive edition colony 9 will play if you go to asia

[vapid pivot]

If you try to play any other music will it just start playing instead

Like if I try playing something on Piano will it just result in Music of Asia playing instead

[solemn plank]

live in the burger king and always be balls gaming

[weary mason]

It was not back for a whopping 20 minutes

[open pasture]

I will go to Asia rn...

[tepid bluff]

@sturdy folio

[tepid bluff]

So this is where you hide away

[sturdy folio]

yep

[solemn plank]

hacking the school wii

[weary mason]

Update: still not back

@ayunami200 make it online

[main totem]

hello

[static valley]

nvm they learnt their lesson

[red wyvern]

LOL

I must gather love injectors to claim Colphne's nurse outfit

[lime talon]

i think this is the longest amount of time multiple plugins have just remained broken

[red wyvern]

Could always take a crack at fixing them yourself

[ionic crow]

What is this game

[zenith thunder]

#1256434491170492466

[weary mason]

@keen kernel do

[keen kernel]

I took it away

I have moved on

It's still saved tho

So all progress is still there

[zenith thunder]

where can i find good themes

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-frontline-2-gfl2-cheeta-gfl-exilium-gif-5490884788122758396

[weary mason]

sad

[jaunty stag]

themelibr- https://betterdiscord.app especially themes from refact0r

[weary mason]

What does refact0r make

[jaunty stag]

thrmes

https://github.com/refact0r/midnight-discord

https://github.com/refact0r/system24

[weary mason]

I remember using the midnight theme back in the day

Not system24 though

[humble trench]

why 😭

i finally bought a macbook air btw

[humble trench]

lc.octr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1363558878872080414> ​ 🇮🇹  Italian   ​ ​ ​​<:i:1363556471303831552> ​ ​ ​ ​🇺🇸  English  

Battery
Power: battery
High power consumption
Vesktop
Terminal
Settings Battery...
97%```

Google Lens • labsCore

[weary mason]

Here's a TLDR of what I did:

[hollow jackal]

:3

[humble trench]

macbook air?

[hollow jackal]

ya

air m2

[humble trench]

vesktop?

[hollow jackal]

yep

[sturdy folio]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867746422027452426/1129491874965631079/attachment.png?.gif

attachment.png.gif

[weary mason]

• Installed aliucord and got phone locked
• installed fossify apps like the contacts, phone, and notes
• in the notes app, I made some updates and saying why the homecoming ringtone is bad and some other stuff that idk
• installed angry birds and Minecraft
• tried installing roblox but we failed

[humble trench]

@hollow jackal what should i try

restart?

[jaunty stag]

wrong screenshot

[humble trench]

the mac

[hollow jackal]

check activity monitor

[hollow jackal]

heres what mine looks like (sorted by % cpu)

[hollow jackal]

show vesktop cpu usage

[weary mason]

Honestly it was really fun

[hollow jackal]

btw i dont really trust that "using significant energy" thing at all

[weary mason]

And it was laggy like it was the fps of a PowerPoint presentstion

[hollow jackal]

it might be fucking random for all i know

[weary mason]

Here's some screenshots of it

[lone dust]

defeats the purpose of talking to people

[lone dust]

italian, yikes...

[humble trench]

fuck off

[eager marsh]

SYSTEM24 WAS REWRITTEN FOR THE REFRESH YAYAYAYA

[lone dust]

dont tell me you are from sardinia

[humble trench]

no

ligury

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/ezio-greggio-sure-i-dont-care-idc-gif-19532280

mai visto uno della liguria online se posso essere sincero

[lone dust]

NO ITALIAN IN CHAT

[humble trench]

racism

[jagged skiff]

erm. whatever. liberal

[lone dust]

THIS IS AN ENGLISH ONLY CHANNEL

[jagged skiff]

what if i add a translation under the text

[lone dust]

no?

[humble trench]

i didnt speak italian

they did

[jagged skiff]

fun hater

grrr

[lone dust]

i hate italians

[jagged skiff]

okay and i hate you

[lone dust]

good.

dont interact with me

[jagged skiff]

you're getting blocked...... hope your'e happy with that.

[lone dust]

im more than happy, one less italian talking to me is one more day of life for me

[low fractal]

damn

[solemn plank]

vencord when they see like half of europe seemingly

[unreal siren]

Vencord regulars try not to be hostile challenge (impossible)

[solemn plank]

feels like yall hate people from like 30 different countries

[lone dust]

nah

i feel hate exclusively for italy and france

italy is based on really good reasons

france because its a meme

[low fractal]

whats the reason

i might join you

[unreal siren]

Hate the country not the people

Falls under rule 2

[low fractal]

arent the people a reflection of the country though

[lone dust]

well

[unreal siren]

That is generalising

[lone dust]

thats a gross generalization

[low fractal]

well what do you mean by judge the country then

[lone dust]

if i had to dislike italian people specifically, it would be because of their accent

[solemn plank]

rule 2

[low fractal]

is that the good reason

[lone dust]

nah

[unreal siren]

A figure of speech saying not all people are bad, but done horribly

[jagged skiff]

are you fr

[lone dust]

when it comes to italy the country, its just a shithole

[low fractal]

if you said indians i would completely understand

[jagged skiff]

that i can agree with

[lone dust]

yeah i instantly dropped the italian accent when i moved out

[low fractal]

you were raised in italy?

[lone dust]

no

[low fractal]

oh

[lone dust]

born and raised in ireland

moved to italy for awhile

moved to spain because italy is a shithole

[low fractal]

and spain?

[lone dust]

mountan

drw

[humble trench]

i love homebrew

[solemn plank]

dite pepsi

[lone dust]

wdym and spain??

[low fractal]

well whats your opinion on spain

[lone dust]

its chill

[solemn plank]

that i love ___ meme but with one guy thinking of mac os and the other thinking of console hacking

[humble trench]

ik

[lone dust]

i am the one thinking of console hacking