🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[gleaming sequoia]

i spy a peto

[outer radish]

pearto?

[gleaming sequoia]

peto sillier name

[harsh minnow]

moron 😭

[lapis lava]

veeeee 😭

[glass shell]

hiii

[near ravine]

lmfao

[glass shell]

i am drawin shapes and shit cus i am practicin art

[gleaming sequoia]

i feel quite kitty cat rn

[lapis lava]

just fressed a freslet

[shrewd marsh]

better than me 😭

[glass shell]

its just shapes

[gleaming sequoia]

why has the freslet been fressed

hmm

[glass shell]

how can you feel worse than someone at shapes

up your self esteem train boy

or girl

or they

[gleaming sequoia]

i cannot draw a line

its too hard

[glass shell]

actually what are you

[gleaming sequoia]

certified specimen

possibly

[keen junco]

[gleaming sequoia]

bwa

[keen junco]

Same

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

my very cute kitty role speaks for itself
i am a certified feline animal

[keen junco]

Fake news

[gleaming sequoia]

wa?

[hollow jackal]

will use this as an excuse to post my latest scribbling from a few days ago

[harsh minnow]

scary

[gleaming sequoia]

i am scared yes

[hollow jackal]

very scary

[gleaming sequoia]

kbbbbb

haiii

[sturdy cradle]

haiiii

[gleaming sequoia]

nh_nikoLook

its u

[sturdy cradle]

How did you know

[gleaming sequoia]

well its not me being smart, i am a dumbass
i just guessed

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/碧藍檔案-mika-misono-mika-no-搖頭-gif-2014018637242693730

[gleaming sequoia]

big cinnamon roll

[glass shell]

(ART IS NOT MINE, IT'S ART OF MY OC DRAWN BY A FRIEND) doing a study on shapes artists i like use

[gleaming sequoia]

pink floyd got bangers

[harsh minnow]

wow this looks great ❤️ what model was this generated with?

[shrewd marsh]

can't even draw em

[gleaming sequoia]

that's insane dawg

[glass shell]

kill you're self <3

[hollow jackal]

i remember trying to get into learning shapes and drawing techniques and stuff before being like "screw it" and just making art with the way i naturally developed

[hollow jackal]

gork

[gleaming sequoia]

gork

[rare trout]

Eugenics time

[hollow jackal]

an autist has just registered 0.2 miles away from your location

[gleaming sequoia]

a

[lavish relic]

im eating chimken

[gleaming sequoia]

i wan some :(

[hollow jackal]

Hm, it looks like that file might've been a virus. Instead of cooking up trouble, try cooking up a Chicken Tikka Masala: https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/chicken-tikka-masala-5117140

[glass shell]

lil sketch applying what i learned

[gleaming sequoia]

damn discord </3

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1246499965942108210.png?size=160

[lavish relic]

i made this actualy

marinating it for 6 hours was the right choice

[gleaming sequoia]

installed windows 7 on my secondary drive for zero reasons whatsoever

it has no network drivers but the rest of them work!
i wont use it
probably

[broken pumice]

hi

[broken pumice]

nice

[harsh minnow]

hi akiraduplex

hi greengamer24

[broken pumice]

[harsh minnow]

are you related to thelegend27 by any chance

[broken pumice]

you could just like
look at device manager on your main hd

[broken pumice]

no

bruh
gtg
school time

[gleaming sequoia]

that is a name i havent heard in years

[broken pumice]

😭

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-kenobi-name-starwars-gif-11340385

[rigid silo]

Hi

[lapis lava]

just found an old lastfm account from like late 2023

@wraith osprey you love

[gleaming sequoia]

🙏

[keen junco]

@harsh minnow fuck Kysely or Drizzle, Prisma is being the big new innovator again https://fxtwitter.com/prisma/status/1914691877665955907

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[lapis lava]

holy shit this is so dumb

[covert patio]

How about someone builds a normal auth layer for next

[near ravine]

meta

[sturdy folio]

just stop using next

[near ravine]

stinkyloe

[sturdy folio]

gonna be so insane once you step away from next and realise that not every shitlibrary ships with random ai garbage and actually works

[sturdy folio]

smellbu

[near ravine]

I JUST showered i cant be smelly

[eager marsh]

hiii

[mystic salmon]

Apparently trump is saying he's going to pay mothers for giving birth, isn't this exactly what nazi Germany did to increase birth rates

[outer radish]

we do NOT need more people on this earth

[outer radish]

didn't they used to do this for social security at one point, which lead to trillions of fake babies

[mystic salmon]

fr

[near ravine]

goodnight chat

[mystic salmon]

Aren't the countries with the highest birthrates the ones with the least women's rights

[outer radish]

sounds about right

[lapis lava]

yoppp

[outer radish]

who'd actually want to have a child in this economy

[errant sand]

All of the countries with high birthrates are pretty poor

I think they have other issues

[mystic salmon]

US, please do a coup 🙏

Like the people against the government

Not the government doing a self coup ofc

[buoyant path]

real

[errant sand]

Imagine the Reps start a coup against other reps

[lapis lava]

i give it a year before this happens

max

[mystic salmon]

They might try to fragment groups to prevent this though

[last sky]

helo

[covert crane]

i have to say, discords web designers really hate themselves, what the fuck is their css lmao...

[sturdy folio]

why

its fine

[covert crane]

the css is a mess

[sturdy folio]

how

[covert crane]

panel class names make 0 sense

[sturdy folio]

like..?

[covert crane]

.visual-refresh section.panels_c48ade {
  left: calc(var(--custom-guild-list-width) + var(--space-xs));
  width: calc(100% - var(--custom-guild-list-width) - var(--space-xs)*2);
  box-sizing: content-box;

  .actionButtons_e131a9 button {
    padding: 0;
  }
}
nav.guilds_c48ade {
  margin-bottom: 0 !important;
}
.sidebar_c48ade:after {
  display: none;
}

[weary mason]

compare it to revolt's css

[covert crane]

like what is this

[sturdy folio]

the _whatever is a hash

its automatically generated

because everything is in react components and those have their own css

[covert crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1234854644316901386.webp?size=48&name=csgoskull

[sturdy folio]

it gets bundled together then a hash gets added so every class is completely unique

thats how you do web development nowadays

[covert crane]

here is some of my css

.mainmenu-sidebar
{
    flow-children: left;
    horizontal-align: right;
    width: fit-children;
    height: 100%;
    position: 0px 0px 0px;
    z-index: 3;
    transition-property: position;
    transition-duration: .25s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

.mainmenu-sidebar:hover
{
    height: 100%;
}

.mainmenu-sidebar--minimized
{
    position: 256px 0px 0px;
    transition-property: position;
    transition-duration: .25s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

.mainmenu-sidebar--hidden
{
    position: 400px 0px 0px;
    transition-property: position;
    transition-duration: .25s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

[covert crane]

they really must hate themselves

[sturdy folio]

well that would not get through discord code review

[gleaming sequoia]

btop looks so cool vro

[sturdy folio]

but thats around what their css un-minified and un-bundled looks like

[gleaming sequoia]

and i like it more anyway so bleh btop fire

[covert crane]

hm

also what the fuck is using the "blob" class?

[weary mason]

I dont use CSS much so my CSS is fine

[hollow dew]

why. just why

[lost falcon]

lol

[lost falcon]

clean css, well formatted

[covert crane]

some of my css is a clusterfuck but works :)

[covert crane]

thanks

[lost falcon]

i talk from experience lol

[weary mason]

are yall the "if it works, it works" programmer

[lost falcon]

nah i prefer keep stuff clean and use correct ways to do it

[covert crane]

yes

javascript will never be stable, trust me it fucking sucks, atleast typescript is more stable than js but still terrible.. anyways this is my clusterfuck of css

.mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn__label {
    color: #FFFFFF;
    text-shadow: 0 0 5px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.7),
                 0 0 10px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5), 
                 0 0 15px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.3); 
    transition-property: transform, text-shadow;
    transition-duration: 0.1s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

.mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn:hover .mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn__label {
    color: #82D8FF;
    text-shadow: 0 0 15px rgba(130, 216, 255, 1),
                 0 0 25px rgba(130, 216, 255, 0.8), 
                 0 0 35px rgba(130, 216, 255, 0.6);
    transition-property: transform, text-shadow;
    transition-duration: 0.1s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

.mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn:active .mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn__label {
    color: #FFFFFF;
    text-shadow: 0 0 15px rgba(130, 216, 255, 1),
                 0 0 25px rgba(130, 216, 255, 0.8), 
                 0 0 35px rgba(130, 216, 255, 0.6);
    transition-property: transform, text-shadow;
    transition-duration: 0.1s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

.mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn:selected .mainmenu-top-navbar__radio-btn__label {
    color: #FFFFFF;
    text-shadow: 0 0 10px rgba(130, 216, 255, 1),
                 0 0 20px rgba(130, 216, 255, 0.8);
    transition-property: transform, text-shadow;
    transition-duration: 0.1s;
    transition-timing-function: ease-in-out;
}

[lost falcon]

python ✅

[covert crane]

no.

[bitter nymph]

i like Python

[weary mason]

Does typescript support most browsers

[bitter nymph]

ts compiles to js so technically yes

[weary mason]

Like the older ones

[covert crane]

well yes

unless the browser is so old and doesn't use js v8 then..

[weary mason]

So opera mini won't work

[covert crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/895445814128812073/1364945414540759060/Counter_Strike_Global_Offensive_2025.04.24-14.44.mp4?ex=680b83fa&is=680a327a&hm=076c481ebbb84e59d79c584e9331b8457c19576b40424245a9d382f432ca10dd&

[covert crane]

does it support jsv8?

if it does then it will work fine

[weary mason]

opera mini v4

for j2me

[sturdy folio]

it doesnt support any browser

[latent quiver]

tungsten, the famously nontoxic metal

[sturdy folio]

you have to compile typescript to javascript

and the browser runs the javascript

[covert crane]

i wonder how valves typescript is being ran without recompilation on cs2..

[lost falcon]

aren't extensions made in typescript?

[weary mason]

wait valve uses typescript??

[covert crane]

maybe the game compiles it into javascript in ram and then stores it? i don't know

[sturdy folio]

?

[covert crane]

yes for source 2 games like dota 2s panorama ui and cs2s panorama ui. for csgos panorama ui they use pure javascript

[digital kettle]

"stolen babies"

[raw panther]

legacy color syntax 😭

[covert crane]

which means for source 1: async is not a valid function

[digital kettle]

The far right and the left United to bring up Stolen Babies this is truly incredible

[sturdy folio]

no

well

kinda

you also build them to js

[lost falcon]

ye

its like a convertion ig?

[sturdy folio]

this is just how typescript works in general

[covert crane]

why can i not post a screenshot here

[sturdy folio]

you have the typescript compiler tsc

[raw panther]

no perms

[covert crane]

how do i get

[sturdy folio]

and it converts your typescript to js

[sour timber]

New discord CEO.. they're blizzard CEO too. Does this means the end of discord mods?

[covert crane]

ooh now i get it why valves typescript format is called vts_c.. valve typescript compiler

[weary mason]

isn't it rewritten in go recently?

[raw panther]

talk enough to hit level 10 or have a mod like you enough to give you role

[lost falcon]

i didn't know ai tag existed in discord (look on top of member list of this server)

[weary mason]

back then it was a bootstrapping compiler

[lost falcon]

oof boostrap

[weary mason]

not that bootstrap

[lost falcon]

oh ok

[weary mason]

https://discord.ceo

[lost falcon]

that's not.. discord ceo?

[weary mason]

the embed still has the old ceo

[sour timber]

Lol

[weary mason]

wdym

what does blizzard ceo do

[sour timber]

Micro transaction hell

Won't they hate fake nitro

[lost falcon]

hell no ai moderation

full censure

[weary mason]

discord already did micro transactions

[covert crane]

very stretched image on browser

[weary mason]

the discord shop exists

[lost falcon]

yup

[lost falcon]

lmao

[sour timber]

Do y'all believe discord will live for a long time? Or someday a plataform will replace it?

[raw panther]

arse hormor

[lost falcon]

arch hormor

[stuck flame]

[sour timber]

We have many other plataforms yes but none feel like discord

[sturdy folio]

My new chat app phpcord will replace dw

[lost falcon]

tiktok has a shop right?

[sour timber]

Php 💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

[sour timber]

Idk I hate TikTok

[lost falcon]

ew php

[lost falcon]

same ngl

[weary mason]

10 pounds for horse armor

[weary mason]

i mean armour

[lost falcon]

man

[weary mason]

revolt

nin0chat revival

[sour timber]

What's a revolt

[lost falcon]

french revolution /jk 💀

[weary mason]

https://revolt.chat

[sour timber]

It better have rich presence

Or I don't want it

[lost falcon]

i dont think that one has

[gleaming sequoia]

imagine shrimply downloading a game
scary

[sour timber]

Then I'll be on discord

Until it dies kekw

[lost falcon]

how y'all get that pseudo tag right after your name

[sturdy folio]

You will not be spared when the php revolution consumes even your residence

[misty robin]

literally no one is on there

[open pasture]

The php revolution is long gone

[glossy swallow]

WHAT IS THIS

[sturdy folio]

And that’s how I know you have no idea of current day and are stuck in your ideal where everything is made in js

[weary mason]

True

[sturdy folio]

LMAO

[weary mason]

but it has toki pona if you're intrested

[open pasture]

I hate js I wouldn't touch it with a 600 meter stick

[open pasture]

LMAO

[weary mason]

We need to return to php

[sturdy folio]

So what do you use

[open pasture]

Plaintext

[weary mason]

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simplified_English

[glossy swallow]

good idea

but it's showing a us flag

😭

so it looks like they're calling american english simplified english

[gleaming sequoia]

simplified because it does not have the u in colour 🔥 /s

[raw panther]

brits also have a much more varied vocabulary and stuff usually, so american english really is quite simplified in comparison

[bitter nymph]

Revolt is trolling americans

[sturdy cradle]

LMAOO

[lost falcon]

y'all know any free vps servers? i need powerful one for my coding projects

and im a bit broke

lol

i tried to search for some but they're mostly scam

[unreal siren]

free

powerful

[bitter nymph]

Just install WSL if you need linux environment

[lost falcon]

i need vps to launch my discord bots

[sour timber]

KOTLIN >>>>>>>>>

[vapid adder]

cats

[sturdy folio]

free and powerful is incompatible

[lost falcon]

even for few rams and few storage?

[sturdy cradle]

yoo konata enjoyer

[gleaming sequoia]

bwa

[sturdy cradle]

[sour timber]

Today I played Balatro with my compooter with the classmates outside

[sturdy folio]

if you need something cheap get a raspberry pi for like 40 bucks will last you a decade and you can host pretty much anything there

[gleaming sequoia]

i will microwave all of your discs

[sour timber]

Get oracle OCI free VPS

[hollow jackal]

british people dont use the varied vocabulary on the daily

its more american vs brit literature

[sturdy cradle]

lol ive been experimenting with xbox API and appearently xbox dev mode has unobtainable achievements. interesting

lemmie find some other ones

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle can i have a hug

i no feel good

[sturdy cradle]

[gleaming sequoia]

tanku

[vapid adder]

KUBA

[hollow jackal]

i use the brit spelling (“ou”) because i dont even know

[raw panther]

idk I don't read literature but I watch youtube and shit where brits definitely have a much better way with words than vast majority of americans

[regal wren]

what

[gleaming sequoia]

me too

[hollow jackal]

final deduction from this is: americans are just retarded with their primary language

[lime pond]

in WHAT

[sturdy cradle]

i feel unlocking any of these achievements will get me insta banned lol

[tall nexus]

You don't have vbucks

[vapid adder]

HI KUBA

[lime pond]

probably

[stark herald]

@sturdy cradle

[sturdy cradle]

@stark herald

[regal wren]

i do have v dolce (kochanie mam vdolce)

[stark herald]

[tall nexus]

How many

[regal wren]

idk i didnt play fortnut for a long time now

[vapid adder]

can someone tell kuba to unblock me

[tall nexus]

I have 1620 🔥

[sturdy cradle]

just gonna leave it here

[regal wren]

can the whole chat stop saying my name

[vapid adder]

wait

[vapid adder]

no wait unblock me i didn’t even mean what i said

that was like so long ago

plz

[regal wren]

i swear gtx or vbucks

[gleaming sequoia]

lmao

[regal wren]

😭

[tall nexus]

you have a gtx card?

[gleaming sequoia]

crazy lmao

[regal wren]

raytracing card to run uncensored llms and be freaky

i mean

[tall nexus]

🔥

[regal wren]

its for gaming

gayming

[sturdy cradle]

bro i wanna risk it for the funny

and get those achievements 💀

but idk if is it worth

[open pasture]

Trueee

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle ing rn ngl

[sturdy cradle]

omg!!! i'm @gleaming sequoiaing too!!

[gleaming sequoia]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1190670368520818698.png?size=160

[vapid adder]

people change

ok?

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle look at what I'm listening to rn

[sturdy cradle]

shit im doing it

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[sturdy cradle]

at least one

[vapid adder]

fuck u

[sturdy cradle]

LINKIN PARK

so cool

[gleaming sequoia]

people change you say?

[vapid adder]

yes

that was like half a year ago

[sturdy cradle]

yea i am getting banned bruh 💀

[gleaming sequoia]

well you ain't gotta say fuck u again just because they ignored your message

js saying

yeah you definitely changed

but still

just accept it

@sturdy cradle thoughts on system of a down

[sturdy cradle]

its nice. i dont listen that often but sometimes i manage to find it on my playlist

[gleaming sequoia]

good enough
i love them

[sturdy cradle]

wait i need to check how that achievements looks like on my xbox

[gleaming sequoia]

i like this one
https://open.spotify.com/track/577mOFb1LAvSANIUZ4mbQ7

[sturdy cradle]

since it shouldnt be possible to unlock it

[gleaming sequoia]

show screenie if it's there

[open pasture]

Bro why is everything so weird now I can't get the old UI thingy to work

[sturdy cradle]

alright

[open pasture]

Guys

[eager marsh]

ya cuz u cant

you have to deal with it

[open pasture]

Can somebody fix it?

[sturdy cradle]

fire xbox pfp

its definetly a pfp of all time

[gleaming sequoia]

im using the v4 ui that wasn't released
loving that someone recreated it for theming

[simple perch]

No

[hollow jackal]

no

[open pasture]

Bro

[simple perch]

@hollow jackal HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[gleaming sequoia]

v4 ui i like

[hollow jackal]

@simple perch hihii

[open pasture]

I think somebody could build a new one

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle what's your fav from lp

[gleaming sequoia]

fren shaped fren

[sturdy cradle]

difficult question since they have a lot of good ones

[vapid adder]

p

[gleaming sequoia]

fair

[eager marsh]

oh ya i remembered that i wanted to make last.fm section for mywebsite

[vapid adder]

hai mimi

[harsh minnow]

okay just fixed it for you

[simple perch]

yea sure, pay $600/mo or more

[simple perch]

veeeee

[open pasture]

What?

[eager marsh]

hai

[vapid adder]

:3

[gleaming sequoia]

i like this one a lot [insert most of them]

[harsh minnow]

i just fixed it for you

[eager marsh]

mipy

[open pasture]

Nothing really happened

[simple perch]

check spam

[errant sand]

Its fixed tho

[open pasture]

I don't see anything called spam

Oh wait a minute

[simple perch]

old ui this old ui that why don't you install some css and no more complaints

[errant sand]

Did you find it?

[harsh minnow]

check behind your right ear

[open pasture]

Bro I just need the file

[errant sand]

📂

[eager marsh]

yop

[errant sand]

Gotchu bro

[simple perch]

archlinux-2025.02.01-x86_64.iso

[eager marsh]

discord users... when... change..

[open pasture]

Where is the

[harsh minnow]

oh why didn't you say that earlier? here you go
C:/Users/V/Documents/ui.css

[open pasture]

Oh my god

[simple perch]

You can get the official ISO image file from https://www.archlinux.org/download/. On this page you will find a download link to the latest release.

[unreal siren]

what's a file

[simple perch]

something cats eat

[eager marsh]

whats that.. whats a file...

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[hollow jackal]

idk but it sounds scary

[errant sand]

Is it something to eat?

[glass shell]

are you guys talking about things that don't exist again

[eager marsh]

i eated the old ui sorry guys

[glass shell]

take your meds

[hollow jackal]

TAke a look, y'all

[eager marsh]

it was so tasty mmm

[errant sand]

Please bring it back

[open pasture]

What do I have to look for

[eager marsh]

no idigested it :(

[errant sand]

NOOOOOOO

[eager marsh]

Potassium

[gleaming sequoia]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/952242781844279346.png?size=160

[eager marsh]

i wonder how i can make partial page loading more smooth

[gleaming sequoia]

@sturdy cradle

[glass shell]

vee what the fuck is that incantation at the end of your message

im scared please delete

[harsh minnow]

what now

[eager marsh]

BOO!!! WINDOWS PATHS

[glass shell]

what's a path

i only know rock and fire

[errant sand]

A candy

[open pasture]

I don't know what I'm looking for

[simple perch]

Tetrahydroxypentane-1,2,3-tripropyl-1,2-diol

[hollow jackal]

your brain

[eager marsh]

sorrgy i dont like chemistry :(

[errant sand]

What is chemistry?

[gleaming sequoia]

where the women at

[glass shell]

do you think that if we go back in time and show a medieval farmer an anime girl they would kill you

[eager marsh]

thats not what i meant

[simple perch]

i think they would worship her

[errant sand]

They would call you a witch and burn you

[open pasture]

I don't know where it is

Can't see it

[glass shell]

do you think that if i shoot a medieval man with a modern day gun they would think im a demon from hell

[eager marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-garbage-worm-gif-27507611

[harsh minnow]

I think the farmer would say "is this your daughter? she looks beautiful! is she still looking for a husband, my son is available"

[eager marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/836315833742786590/1356540550328750140/ezgif-306983f5ab1f22.gif

[gleaming sequoia]

noooo stole

[open pasture]

Where is it

[eager marsh]

i read this in a texan farmer voice

[simple perch]

and then the son turns up gay

[glass shell]

i will give that man a phone and ruin history forever

[glass shell]

only noblety could be gay in the middle ages

[open pasture]

I don't see it

[errant sand]

Imagine a farmer in the 1500s finding out about Trallalero Tralala

[glass shell]

go to www.egggame.com and win to get the file

[gleaming sequoia]

egg

wahoo

[eager marsh]

oh god why did i use jquery onmy website

[open pasture]

No

[eager marsh]

horror

[open pasture]

Come on I don't even know what I'm looking for please just tell me

[gleaming sequoia]

ngl

[glass shell]

please

[gleaming sequoia]

I'm really comfy

[errant sand]

How are we supposed to know if you dont know

[eager marsh]

ohhim stupid theres a callback function on the load funcyion

[open pasture]

Somebody tell me where is it!!

[errant sand]

Updog

[eager marsh]

https://github.com/milbits/oldcord this might be what you want

[open pasture]

CAN CAN EVERYBODY NOT MESS WITH ME I'M TRYING TO FIX THIS I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S HAPPENING IT STOPPED FOOLING AROUND THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!!!!!

[glass shell]

dude

first off

this ain't the support channel

second off

[clever ore]

oh my god it’s this kid

[glass shell]

no one knows what the fuck it is that you want

[errant sand]

^^

[wide turtle]

hi i want attention

[clever ore]

hi! hihihi!!!

[vapid adder]

:3

[eager marsh]

ok i made my page animations nicer yuay

[vapid adder]

can i c

[errant sand]

Me too!

[eager marsh]

compare

[vapid adder]

oh idk code stuff :c

[sullen helm]

Why are people wanting attention

[eager marsh]

does anyone know how to hide scrollbars on firefox...

[wide turtle]

feels nice

[errant sand]

Close your eyes

Okay I'm sorry

[vapid adder]

nop :c

[sullen helm]

Idk ask the firefox kindly

[last karma]

i keep thinking your pfp is the koolaid man

[sullen helm]

At least ur not callin me japan

[eager marsh]

it is not complying

[sullen helm]

Deagle or something idk im not american

[glass shell]

i have been redoing the right eye for a while i think i am going insane

[eager marsh]

im not either...

[sturdy cradle]

lol

[sullen helm]

First time? (Going insane)

[lost falcon]

i tried it didnt work for me

[glass shell]

no

[sturdy cradle]

i also somehow managed to start downloading of that app

[eager marsh]

nvm im tupid i fixed it

[sullen helm]

Nice

[sullen helm]

Darn

I forgot i made my android calendar say "cheese" at 7 in thr morning

Every day

[glass shell]

erm,, dude sooo random!1!1!!1!!

[sullen helm]

Bruv it just popped up 😭😭😭

[lost falcon]

lmao

[sullen helm]

Guys quick send me a 30 word msg on the theory of relativity i need to make someone cry

[glass shell]

no

[lost falcon]

bruh

[jaunty stag]

nuke and delete

[jaunty stag]

oh my god

you will delete

[eager marsh]

it works

if it works i keep

[sturdy folio]

Graph crime

[eager marsh]

oh my gid i saw this

[jaunty stag]

i will make it stop working

[sullen helm]

If it works dont question

[sturdy folio]

The x and y axis are the exact same thing

Why

😭😭

[eager marsh]

if i can read it after a few months of not seeing it its fine

[jaunty stag]

who ate the names

my discord is slowly deleting itself

help

[sturdy cradle]

sorry i was hungy

[wide turtle]

looks pretty

[sullen helm]

I ate the name

You can clearly see my fatass in the img

My bad bro

Fuck did i kill the chat

God dammit im a murderer

[sturdy cradle]

[clever ore]

I’m mad I missed the banter with that toddler in this server

[lost falcon]

UwU

[jaunty stag]

what

[clever ore]

The kid being spoonfed UI improvements and then just screaming for someone to fix it for them

[jaunty stag]

send them * { display: none !important; }

[clever ore]

true

[sullen helm]

Tbh the UI refresh IS shit

[jaunty stag]

vgif talking @sullen helm

[clever ore]

Sure but they should learn to use a computer

[jagged skiff]

i am going to Kill you

violently

[clever ore]

They clearly don’t know how to actually use a computer

[sturdy cradle]

kill that individual. i can help

[eager marsh]

what dou guys think of this last.fm page design

[jaunty stag]

vgif talking -reverse @jagged skiff

[jaunty stag]

[jagged skiff]

hell yeah

[eager marsh]

your banner used to be my wallpaper in 2022

[sullen helm]

Im allergic to violently can we make it a natural death

[lost falcon]

nice lol

[jagged skiff]

sure thing

[lost falcon]

:0

[eager marsh]

its awesome right !

[sullen helm]

Yipee

[jagged skiff]

do you want cyanide or Mercury poisoning

[sullen helm]

Uhhh

Surprise me

[jagged skiff]

Hydrochloric acid it is

[lost falcon]

yeeee

[sullen helm]

dead

[lost falcon]

gimmie

i resist everything!

[jagged skiff]

wby the fuck am i roleplaying poisoning soneone in vencord

[sullen helm]

Discord type pokemon are too op pls nerf

[jagged skiff]

why cant i do something productive instead

[jaunty stag]

you will go outside

[lost falcon]

lol

[wide turtle]

do u guy ever wonder what mercury tastes like

it looks delicious

[sullen helm]

Cuz productivity sucks

[sturdy cradle]

its too late for us

[lost falcon]

dont go touch grass @jagged skiff

stay productive

[jagged skiff]

i eat the grass

[sullen helm]

Yummers

[lost falcon]

hm ok me too ig

[sullen helm]

I ate a tree

[simple perch]

The chinese did and they all died

[sullen helm]

😭😭

[wide turtle]

bet its worth it

[jagged skiff]

wasnt it the romans

[sullen helm]

Idk

Ask google

[jagged skiff]

the romans and greeks consumed mercury too

[lost falcon]

lol

funny death

:D

i have no life activities >:P

im bored lol

who loves ai?

[jagged skiff]

spend 5 hours scrolling on reddit

No

[lost falcon]

y? :0

[jagged skiff]

chatgpt killed my grandma okay

[lost falcon]

that much?

[jagged skiff]

and claude punched me in the face at the dinner table

[lost falcon]

hm

i see

[jagged skiff]

cyan will rise

[lost falcon]

gimmie food im bored

[jagged skiff]

cyan will return stronger than ever

i want to believe

[tall nexus]

[jagged skiff]

@vapid adder hi why the friend request

[vapid adder]

i thought ur profile looks cool

:3

[jagged skiff]

ph

oh

ive never been complimented for my profile before

thanks

[vapid adder]

:3

[errant sand]

:3

[clever ore]

is mine cool

[clever ore]

the series exists for two seconds, then boom, yuri

[open pasture]

im not chronically online enough to understand this

[clever ore]

same but i kinda got a grasp of it

there's some randomized game called horse race test on twitter

and each horse has a different name/color

as you can expect they started shipping the horses and making yuri

[open pasture]

i did see a tiny bit of the fandom around it

why are we trying to make peak animations and ships over literal pixel ms paint horses

[clever ore]

the quest for women making out i guess

[open pasture]

it should NOT be this deep 🙏
though i do get the whimsy factor though

[jagged skiff]

why not

its fucking Awesome

[clever ore]

told ya

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221092570388758529/1359476354734751855/brandbird.gif

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/221092570388758529/1359476354734751855/brandbird.gif?ex=680b6504&is=680a1384&hm=985a4e3ff4a3d3d5c245a6789c105e196058240c34653086de2b86a1c8eea2ca&

good gif

[open pasture]

embed failure 💔

[jagged skiff]

not level 10/nitro booster/donator/contributor issue

[hearty juniper]

Balatro

[mystic salmon]

pick onr

[jagged skiff]

edge pip window is finally not dogshit anymore

incredible

[mystic salmon]

why are you edging

[spark crescent]

y

[jagged skiff]

cuz

[spark crescent]

WHAT!!!!

[jagged skiff]

its the browser i like

[spark crescent]

hi linus

[jagged skiff]

Hi

[hearty juniper]

Linus

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[hearty juniper]

Hi head

[maiden lagoon]

Explosions

[glass shell]

guilty gear lobbies are e;ptyyy

emptyyy

[jagged skiff]

poopy gear

[glacial robin]

@archesp77

[maiden lagoon]

Cuz it's BAD

Kidding it's pgud

[glacial robin]

@dusty folio

Nerd

[mystic salmon]

I've always heard the UK is antipodal to new Zealand but I checked and Spain is the one that's antipodal

[maiden lagoon]

Wrong meme

[eager marsh]

i think this is pretty

[maiden lagoon]

Pearto

[errant sand]

Fire

[hollow surge]

who mention me

[errant sand]

mentions: pwnky.wav

[hollow surge]

some bitchass mf done ghost ping my ass

[errant sand]

Execute him

[simple perch]

@maiden lagoon

[cinder tendon]

🐇

[placid cove]

Frenchkisser

[jagged skiff]

why is he a cat

[open pasture]

why is he a cat

[hollow surge]

what is the original

[open pasture]

where do I go for smoeone to help me with a small theme?

like 50 lines> probs

I just don't know how to do it LMAO

nikospin

[sturdy cradle]

[hollow surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=nikospin

[open pasture]

Embed fail

[hollow surge]

i gotchu

[open pasture]

Embed success

My favourite is the embed clutch

[willow heath]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/881016664844550180/1361388347477725254/3dgifmaker43708.gif

[open pasture]

@shadow owlhow can i add you to my sevrer?

[hollow surge]

fnu fact

to evade embed perms

type

lc.i https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=nikospin

[night blaze]

No results found.

[hollow surge]

OH WHAT

okay nevermind

my bad

[sturdy cradle]

lmao

[open pasture]

Use github pages instead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=48&animated=false&name=nikospin

[hollow surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=48&animated=false&name=nikospin

[open pasture]

animated=false

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=48&animated=false&name=nikospin

[hollow surge]

animetd=false fail

[open pasture]

not fail

Who's gonna tell him

[hollow surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=999&animated=false&name=nikospin

[open pasture]

; fail

[hollow surge]

aw man

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1359022451228676151.gif?size=99&animated=false&name=nikospin

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[hollow surge]

aw man!

i can't change size

[sturdy cradle]

lets start with no perms fail

[open pasture]

I'll forever remember how I got my perms

[open pasture]

HEY

[sturdy cradle]

hi

[open pasture]

Not rickroll

why is m3ow banned

form word list

[clever ore]

Quebec welcomes you

[sturdy cradle]

my ptsd remembers every character of this video id

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/YourbroRishabh/status/1915408024383967568

Rishabh Negi (@YourbroRishabh) on X

Seeing an iPhone getting exploded for the first time, this was the iPhone 13.

I hope the individual is safe.

X · Apr 24, 2025, 2:10 PM

[slender isle]

#🎨-theme-development

[fallow drum]

vmute 1d automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted alt1bartekk23 (@abstract cave) for 1 day

[fallow drum]

vr 14

[neon ferry]

Rule 14

Deliberately bypassing automod will result in an unappeallable 1 day mute on sight.

[sturdy cradle]

real

[main wyvern]

[shrewd marsh]

hii

[main wyvern]

graaaah

[shrewd marsh]

so much strength

[weary mason]

Hi

Hi vendor

[main wyvern]

ven cored

[weary mason]

magdangerous

not magsafe

[hearty juniper]

It’s so cool to see u post a video on trains

[hearty juniper]

Did the train moooo?

[shrewd marsh]

😭

[weary mason]

never knew trains had electronics

[shrewd marsh]

well I can't record while I'm driving

it's not allowed

[hearty juniper]

Understandable

[shrewd marsh]

maybe I could do that secretly

[hearty juniper]

Don’t

If u get caught there will not be any train videos

[weary mason]

weird phone thats small

[dreamy kelp]

The least you could do is answer there question too tbh

[modern epoch]

white namers

DM @stark herald TO GET YOUR VERY OWN CUSTOM GUILD TAG (REAL)

[weary mason]

Source: trust me yall

why does your profile's connections have brainfuck code, JavaScript code, and SQL?

[modern epoch]

for the funnies

i got google permban two times for injecting ^

[vague fjord]

[weary mason]

i expected SQL injection

[fallow drum]

they legit said it like 10 times before asking the question

[weary mason]

also did you get ip banned

or just a normal termination

[vague fjord]

my friends left me alone at the lunch table

[fallow drum]

idk why be that persistent when you know something is being blocked 😭

[modern epoch]

normal term

[vague fjord]

i am curious too on what happened

[sterile zenith]

Yo does anyone want 5 FREE lootboxes in Overwatch 2 (I ain't scamming ya, I just don't play this game and finished the quest trough 'ways')

[modern epoch]

husk

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow does

dm her

[modern epoch]

ikr, @harsh minnow does

[fallow drum]

only overwatch fan in existence

[hearty juniper]

Aw dang it

[sterile zenith]

If yes, grab it as quick as possible (:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1286044683126182079/1365000145468522546/image.png?ex=680bb6f3&is=680a6573&hm=cfe1dfa4f29dd802a90b51c99ca7f82cccaa227490e5b58b12036641f50075c5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=591

[vague fjord]

sometimes I see mobile carries and wonder why they named themselves that

[sterile zenith]

Btw, respond with a ✅ if u claimed it, so no one else tries to

[modern epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1286044683126182079/1365000145468522546/image.png?ex=680bb6f3&is=680a6573&hm=cfe1dfa4f29dd802a90b51c99ca7f82cccaa227490e5b58b12036641f50075c5&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=822&height=591

[vague fjord]

like "EE" in the UK

[modern epoch]

scam!!!

[weary mason]

ive seen a carrier called "yesss!"

[vague fjord]

no way

[sterile zenith]

Why is it a scam?

[static valley]

sequel injection

[sterile zenith]

I didn't use the code yes

[weary mason]

do you play mo.co

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crimson-robert-fripp-starless-john-wetton-david-cross-gif-26537166

[weary mason]

because of the tag

[vague fjord]

how do you guys say SQL?

[sterile zenith]

Why?

[open pasture]

skwull

[weary mason]

distinct letters

[mild pike]

nyanakonyanacho

[vague fjord]

as do i

[stark herald]

@harsh minnow claim

[red wyvern]

I say it like squirrel, without the R

[open pasture]

Or ass queue L

[weary mason]

why do people call SQL sequel anyway

[hearty juniper]

Esql

[main wyvern]

DM @stark herald FOR FREE SERVER TAGS

[weak vale]

we used to pronounce it "suckle" as a joke

[hearty juniper]

His dms are closed

[vague fjord]

dm fres for free clash of clans stuff

[hearty juniper]

@stark herald open your dms, I can’t send you a pipe bomb

[wide turtle]

dm for free friend

[hearty juniper]

Google clash of clans gem generator

[hollow surge]

i must be the last air bender cuz i be hearing people whispering in my ears

[vague fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/the-voices-meme-cat-gif-23917781

[regal thunder]

hello john vencord

[sturdy snow]

The baus

[neat crag]

hey guys! is there a way to make discord use aero borders and aero titlebar?

with ofcourse.... aero buttons

[sturdy snow]

Buttons made of air?

[novel breach]

hello

[neat crag]

no

[hearty juniper]

New feature

[modern epoch]

@stark herald

[novel breach]

can yall test out a meme

[neat crag]

owh.... i can't share my screenshot here...

@sturdy snow do you know how win7 looks like?

[hearty juniper]

Since fres can’t dm himself, he is a bot

[errant sand]

Don't you get the code if you're playing the game

Or can yoy redeem it multiple times

[stark herald]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094730628970320044/1345631913942978580/rendered.gif

[hearty juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/takumi-nishijou-chaos-head-steins-gate-anime-gif-27653854

How could fres do such a thing

[modern epoch]

[blazing moon]

so real for that fres

[weary mason]

Sure

[kind sail]

how to join server

[modern epoch]

@exotic dock look, it’s mizuki amia 🙀

[blazing moon]

hi its me mizuki akiyama

[exotic dock]

omg the pfp

cute

[hearty juniper]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hollow dew]

white tree

[hearty juniper]

That’s racist

[hollow dew]

racist tree

[static valley]

i want apple pie

[maiden lagoon]

And ice cream

[modern epoch]

I want raspberry pi-e

I eat motherboards

[hollow surge]

this is fucking cursed

genuinely horrible

[blazing moon]

this is fucking blessed

genuinely amazing

[static valley]

i was literally saying to myself "peach is going to turn around and its gonna zoom into her ass or something"

[hearty juniper]

The duality

[sturdy snow]

Yes I invented it

[meager python]

does anyone want to me install crdroid on my pixel 8a bc i want to degoogle it

i dont have speakers btw

so i cant listen

and no microphone

oh i dont have stream perms

[maiden lagoon]

What engine you driving

[sterile zenith]

Stop trollin bruv, Fres told me lol

[fallow drum]

instant cop if this were rosalina instead

@sturdy folio knows what's up

[storm harness]

does clyde works here

[sturdy folio]

REAL actually

[weary mason]

no

[sturdy folio]

thats why im buying it day 1 and not pre-ordering it

[storm harness]

ok

[blazing moon]

if you're nice enough

[weary mason]

Clyde was deleted a year ago

[errant sand]

Clyde 😔

[weary mason]

@shadow owl, Hello, clyde!

[errant sand]

He'll reply trust

[jagged skiff]

we still talk about you, clyde...

[errant sand]

Gone but not forgotten...

[blazing moon]

never forgotten

[jagged skiff]

do not fucking open gboard emojis what the fuck is that

how do you even make that

what emoji combination makes crying cyclops

this feels like forbidden knowledge

[blazing moon]

is that the eye of rah

it was probably 😭👁️

[formal falcon]

Curse of Ra

[rich roost]

https://github.com/Axenide/Wallpapers/blob/main/miku-pokeball.gif?raw=true

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-take-a-look-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-gif-6340805119084790948

[fallow drum]

epic chloe fail @sturdy folio

[sturdy folio]

wdym

[fallow drum]

i saw

[sturdy folio]

saw what

[fallow drum]

i did

[shrewd marsh]

Siemens Desiro HC emu (electric)

[weary mason]

Simens???

Ive never seen that name outside something

[shrewd marsh]

yes, siemens

[weary mason]

Simens phones

[weary mason]

SIMENS

[rigid silo]

Siemens

[errant sand]

Siemens.

They make everything afaik

[weary mason]

Samsung cars exist

Xiaomi blenders exist

[errant sand]

Siemens is basically the german Samsung

[fallow drum]

is it not owned by samsung

the text looks very similar to samsung font lol

like super similar

no way this isn’t one of the two billion companies samsung owns

[shrewd marsh]

yop

[storm harness]

👁️
👄

[weary mason]

wdym

[main wyvern]

fres jockey

[fallow drum]

font looks strangely like samsung font

[main wyvern]

v+ brain rot

[fallow drum]

soon

[hollow surge]

"fres jockey"
"v+ brain rot"
ok

[keen junco]

@paper gate

@stark herald jockey

[main wyvern]

what you sent was worse

[hollow surge]

its a cowl singing

[sturdy folio]

no fr what do you mean 😭

what did i do

i was updating my plugin when you said that so what the fuck did i do

[keen junco]

fail

[hollow surge]

yeah buddy i saw that too

[keen junco]

same

[sturdy folio]

oh

amazing

you should whitelist that in #1256395889354997771

[fallow drum]

i watch you suffer @sturdy folio

i pay very close attention

[sturdy folio]

☹️

my biggest hater

actually nvm i know a couple of people that hate me more probably

[hollow surge]

we all hate @sturdy folio

anti-zero suit chloe

pro-fres

[stark herald]

@keen junco

[hollow surge]

[keen junco]

fres jockey

[sturdy folio]

how could you even hate me i just write silly little messages 🥺 👉👈

[hollow surge]

STUPID silly little messages

[clever ore]

that's the point of this server

[sturdy folio]

https://vxtwitter.com/KordeliahBella/status/1914453893179961751

Kenders||Commissions Open! (@[e-mail])

Daisy has a widdle secret for U uwu

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 21, 2025, 10:59 PM

[red wyvern]

I don't hate Chloe!

[hollow surge]

call me a girl the way i kill people

[neat crag]

fair enough

[keen junco]

rest in peace waluigi

[hollow surge]

bwaaluigi

[sturdy folio]

im watching game theory

specifically the sans is ness theory

[hollow surge]

no you're not

[sturdy folio]

and its just this im telling you

[sturdy folio]

yes i am

[hollow surge]

photoshop

ai

[mystic salmon]

https://youtu.be/V2FjlrfH58U

[main wyvern]

chloe murdered my loved ones

[hollow surge]

chloe murdered me

[jagged skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813635453039149057/1364722215223820430/IMG_1705.png?ex=680b5cdb&is=680a0b5b&hm=bd01934864292020d18288945086159214ff4bae6cbde53fd44ee40ce096cfe4&

@iHateApplee

[mystic salmon]

tf they mean a MacBook can't play doom

[sturdy folio]

the joke is that everything in the picture is a lie

[jagged skiff]

says it right there so it must be true

[mystic salmon]

True

Actually

[errant sand]

When will humans be able to play doom

Like

[clever ore]

IHateApple is an A-tier troll

[errant sand]

On other humans

[jagged skiff]

i dont think the macbook has more than 1 screen sorry

[sturdy folio]

before you point out the screens, the macbook has 2 screens

[sturdy folio]

it quite literally does

[main wyvern]

the touch bar thing

[errant sand]

Isnt the touch bar dead

[sturdy folio]

specifically used a touch bar macbook in the picture

[jagged skiff]

oh the touch bar right

[main wyvern]

idk what it's called

[sturdy folio]

sadly yes

[main wyvern]

oh

[clever ore]

just don't take them seriously

[jagged skiff]

i mean who cares honestly