🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[hybrid sluice]

not a jumpscare im happy to see that

[lapis lava]

clan tags were a mistake

[strange dragon]

https://www.gsaauctions.gov/auctions/preview/320251

Who wants it

[digital kettle]

why is there no appl jumpscare in tenor gifs what

[wheat eagle]

because apple good

[rich roost]

at least now everyone will have them

[weary mason]

[wheat eagle]

artichoke phone

[lapis lava]

can't wait for FED tag to arrive

[hybrid sluice]

because its perfect software, duh

[digital kettle]

ios 18 known for its stability

[hybrid sluice]

I use ios 16

[weary mason]

Are there Samsung sheeps here

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/shirakami-fubuki-hololive-riri-zpt-headpats-fox-girl-gif-16026379828922768167

[harsh minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/milk-carton-jumpscare-backrooms-gif-25485026

[lapis lava]

what if every server did this then FED clan tags would remove

[strange dragon]

Who wants to buy this airplane

[hybrid sluice]

@harsh minnow the automatic tag renamer selfbots are gonna come back

[red wyvern]

why are they calling it a beechcraft when it's clearly made out of metal?

[harsh minnow]

we call it selfapps now

[strange dragon]

Because it crashed into a beech grove

[digital kettle]

hi

[red wyvern]

I love selfapping

(sarcasm)

[harsh minnow]

would you selfapp @hybrid sluice

[red wyvern]

I might

[hybrid sluice]

no, never

[fallow drum]

yeah

[lapis lava]

then do this to isolate them further

[distant stag]

i just switchde to floorp

[wheat eagle]

safari

[harsh minnow]

what app is this

[hybrid sluice]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-shiggy-react-him-shiggy-react-him-gif-27214809

[strange dragon]

https://www.gsaauctions.gov/auctions/auctions-list?page=1&size=50&searchType=ALL_WORDS&status=active&sort=auctionEndDateSoon,DESC&saleNumber=21QSCI25397&advanced=false

[wheat eagle]

I switched to iOS

[strange dragon]

Helicopter engines

[distant stag]

is that guiklded

[lapis lava]

sapphire

[weary mason]

I switched to MTK OS

[wheat eagle]

My s20 had 87c when it booted up

[weary mason]

The OS of dumb phones

[red wyvern]

when are you going to switch to an orange name?

[weary mason]

Running a cheap mtk soc

[lapis lava]

@strange dragon get the hint

vr 2

[neon ferry]

Rule 2

Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics

[modern epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1189666549661978705/1192734252610113536/ca_censorship.gif

[distant stag]

bro

https://cdn.autism.host/media/2tsz3t3y.png

[harsh minnow]

horror gradients

[distant stag]

why is it glowing

[lapis lava]

have you considered https://cdn.discordapp.com ?

[static valley]

@lapis lava

[strange dragon]

Because the fart

That is why it is glowing

[wheat eagle]

idk i want it

[red wyvern]

I'm a big fan of these

[static valley]

the wind is insane here

[static valley]

i stood under one!

[distant stag]

it doesnt have a gallery

[strange dragon]

Woah pretty photos

[static valley]

right next to it

i probably violated like

[weary mason]

What's the difference between cdn.discordapp.com and media.discordapp.net

[static valley]

4 different laws

so

[red wyvern]

lol, probably illegal, but still cool

[static valley]

I can't send the photo

but

[harsh minnow]

insane

[lapis lava]

from:rusked has:image

[strange dragon]

Nah you can go up to them, just don't climb

[wheat eagle]

im learning html

[static valley]

oh

[modern epoch]

hood network 🔥

[distant stag]

what if i never sent it

[static valley]

who is "sybau"

[distant stag]

and i dont wanna look in every server

[strange dragon]

No hitting them with axe

[lapis lava]

then it should be in your screenshots folder?

[hybrid sluice]

@harsh minnow hey you're cute

[static valley]

@hybrid sluice

[distant stag]

sybau: gurt

[lapis lava]

anyway timet o update venbot imagehost blocker

[fallow drum]

leave her alone

[static valley]

❌

[red wyvern]

I am sybau

[digital kettle]

1984

[weary mason]

Nice

[distant stag]

why

[lapis lava]

is it another fucking ez domain

[strange dragon]

Eww atmos

[open pasture]

I went crazy today because I was trying to setup tailscale but it didn't work because a service didn't want to start because the devs managed to fuck up formatting in regedit

[distant stag]

no dud its obviously autism host

[open pasture]

Are you stupid

[digital kettle]

?

[strange dragon]

I disabled the atmos app with CANTA+shizuku and the audio quality everywhere got better

[weary mason]

My phone supports atmos and I can't turn it on

[open pasture]

Sorry that was too mean

[red wyvern]

you're one year off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K38xNqZvBJI

[distant stag]

but whar if im not on pc

[lapis lava]

gallery

[open pasture]

They're both technologies that go against each other

[wheat eagle]

Install Symbian os

[open pasture]

So they don't work together

[distant stag]

what

[weary mason]

Nvm I don't have headphones

Thats why

Bluetooth device is ready to pair.

[strange dragon]

Delete it

[digital kettle]

Motorola???

what

[strange dragon]

It doesn't break anything, atmos just disappears

[weary mason]

No

I don't have shizuku or canta

Or UAD

[strange dragon]

Then... Get them?

No root needed

[digital kettle]

look at this goober

[wheat eagle]

get iPhone

[weary mason]

Is Dolby atmos bloat ware

[wheat eagle]

yes

[strange dragon]

Yup

There's a lot of bloat

[wheat eagle]

not on iPhone

[digital kettle]

are yall deadass

[static valley]

@lapis lava

[weary mason]

I couldn't find the Dolby app

[wheat eagle]

it is

[strange dragon]

I uninstalled/disabled the voicemail app on my Motorola and visual voicemail in the Google phone app started working

[weary mason]

Just that "dynamic system updater" app thing

[static valley]

yk one of these could deadass be my phone background

[weary mason]

So my phone probably supports project treble

[strange dragon]

There's another bad malicious app
Firebase or something

[static valley]

firebase?

[strange dragon]

Lemme find it

[static valley]

what's your beef with firebase

[open pasture]

It literally is

[digital kettle]

HOWS AUDIO BLOATWARE

[digital kettle]

???

[red wyvern]

I'd use the bridge for that

[digital kettle]

how's dolby audio bloatware

[hybrid sluice]

just dont download flacs

[winter needle]

its not

[wheat eagle]

It doesn’t work

[digital kettle]

?

are you retarded

[weary mason]

Dolby pro logic ii

[dull cairn]

whats going on here

[weary mason]

Talking about Dolby atmos

[open pasture]

It's just a useless digital sound processor lol
It puts some effects that are questionable if they really do anything better for the audio

[rich roost]

I mean honestly, I have a laptop with dobly atmos speakers, they dont work in linux

bloat

[wheat eagle]

my s20 had bad speakers but Dolby stuff didn’t really change anything

[dull cairn]

cool

[harsh minnow]

be nice

[weary mason]

be nice

[dull cairn]

just remembered my discord bot thats somewhere on my pc

[strange dragon]

These things

[dull cairn]

last time i checked it the music bot thing was broken

[strange dragon]

They randomly install and push ads

[wheat eagle]

uhh arguing if Dolby atmos is bloatware or not

[strange dragon]

DT ignite, not firebase

[lavish schooner]

@hybrid sluice what's a sybau

[digital kettle]

DOLBY ATMOS IS NOT A SOFTWARE 😭

[strange dragon]

https://www.androidpolice.com/what-is-dt-ignite-why-does-it-keep-adding-unwanted-apps/

[hybrid sluice]

use urban

[strange dragon]

https://www.androidcentral.com/everything-you-need-know-about-dt-ignite

[red wyvern]

lc.ud sybau

[digital kettle]

surround sound is bloat apperently

[night blaze]

sybau

Description

shut ur b!tch ass up

Stats

<:i:1336065859659235449>   95   ​ <:i:1336065847780835389>   18  
Author: gh0ti a.k.a. markie

Example

sybau noob

UrbanDictionary • labsCore • Page 1/10

[red wyvern]

:(

[strange dragon]

Dt ignite is how feds get into your phone to unlock it.

[fallow drum]

i don’t think anyone here talking about DA really knows what it is because i’m hearing a lot of stupid stuff rn

[lavish schooner]

what word would you use

[soft portal]

are boosting tags out already

[lavish schooner]

thanks :3

[digital kettle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolby_Atmos

fun fact: Wikipedia exists

[red wyvern]

what's DA? Aside from Deviant Art.

[harsh minnow]

no

[soft portal]

cuz like just an hour ago i aint seen any

[strange dragon]

It is paywalled on my phone, and surround sound works without it

[lavish schooner]

What the fuck is your phone

[weary mason]

Dolby® Atmos™

[digital kettle]

do you even

[strange dragon]

Motorola

[bold wren]

both DA and DV is gimmicky bullshit

[strange dragon]

Don't buy a motorola

[weary mason]

Why

[lavish schooner]

@digital kettle can you explain to me what he's talking about

[strange dragon]

It's a gimmick that most won't ever use because they have actual equipment for that already

[weary mason]

Do motorolas go on fire if you run an app

[digital kettle]

i don't even use Motorola why me 😭

[weary mason]

Overheat*

[strange dragon]

All sound is stereo coming out of my phone anyway

[open pasture]

Sister, Dolby Atmos on your phone literally isn't the same thing

They're called the same but they literally aren't the same thing

[lavish schooner]

I didn't know speakers could be paywalled? Am I dumb?

[strange dragon]

Mine doesn't

[digital kettle]

i never used a Motorola in my life

i did use a lenovo though which had dolby atmos without paywall

[open pasture]

Isn't Motorola under Lenovo

[lavish schooner]

what is Dolby Atmos...I hear it everywhere

[lavish schooner]

I hope not

Isn't it part of like...uhhh was it Ericsson?

[digital kettle]

it is

[lavish schooner]

whatttt

[digital kettle]

long story

like a very long story

[weary mason]

Sony erricsoon

[dull cairn]

i have a lenovo tablet and i kinda regret buying it

[mossy light]

@nevo dis u?

hai @lavish schooner

[lavish schooner]

nvm I was thinking of smth else and I wasn't right even then

[strange dragon]

Dolby Atmos is silly unless you're doing VR movies and stuff.

[mossy light]

owh nevo leave again rip

wiseman go now baibai

[lavish schooner]

haiii WAIT ARE YOU WISEMAN

[mossy light]

yaaa

[lavish schooner]

BYEEEEE :C

[mossy light]

old acc got banned,,, again

[lavish schooner]

sadnessss

[mossy light]

hallo

[wheat eagle]

what

[dull cairn]

ah fuck my bot is even more broken than i remember...

[weary mason]

I have 2 Chinese android tablets

[soft portal]

fun

[weary mason]

One that has a bent microUSB port, runs android 5.1.0

The other has android 4.4 and looks more chinese

[wheat eagle]

moder operation system

[dull cairn]

my dumbass lenovo tablet runs chrome os and u can kinda wiggle it

[soft portal]

im curious whats there but im too scared to join

[dull cairn]

the keyboard that came with it is even more wobbely

• the touchscreen is broken since a bottle fell on it

[lapis lava]

How

[soft portal]

idk i think that's cuz i uh fetched the server by previwing an invite link or something

i found it here https://github.com/Ramona-Flower/Discord-Guild-Tag-Server-List

[wheat eagle]

I cannot

sleep

[dull cairn]

help my bot doesnt play music anymore

[winter needle]

wrong server

[fallow drum]

help my bot doesnt play music anymore @winter needle

@jolly rose

[sharp dawn]

vds

[neon ferry]

Discord Status

🟢 API: Operational
🟢 Media Proxy: Operational
🟢 Gateway: Operational
🟢 Push Notifications: Operational
🟢 Search: Operational
🟢 Voice: Operational

Latest Outage Information

[sharp dawn]

i just saw a fucking outage

[shrewd marsh]

thanks for that

[rich roost]

made less than 40 mins ago

[soft portal]

well yea i think these tags were rolled out to some servers like literally less than an hour ago

[sharp dawn]

this is why we can’t fucking have nice things

[soft portal]

oh nvm it's "apply to join"

[sharp dawn]

someone will always be there to try and take it for themselves

[soft portal]

though i thought guilds weren't a thing already

[fresh ledge]

@tacit current the dragon??

[rich roost]

well I tried and already got rejected, assume its the same guild members as from neko so gonna be private

[soft portal]

i think neko is completely different

[rich roost]

seeing same members though from memory at least

[soft portal]

i think like literally half of neko members are not interested in like discord datamining or whatever

[sudden gust]

OMG YES!

[soft portal]

i might be wrong but that's how i see things

[sudden gust]

You will never escape me LEWS THERIN

[fresh ledge]

@bleak cosmos we got the dragon here

[wraith osprey]

you are insane

[bleak cosmos]

LOL

[bleak cosmos]

REAL

Rand al'Thor

[soft portal]

also im curious asf how these specific servers got the tags. like this is def not random as im pretty sure all of these servers owners know shit about discord datamining and stuff

[main wyvern]

i gave them the tags

[soft portal]

THANK U

[bleak cosmos]

Lews Therin Telamon

[red wyvern]

the kinslayer

[sudden gust]

yessssssssssssssss

[bleak cosmos]

we love the wheel of time

( the books )

[red wyvern]

( Except for the last book )

[fresh ledge]

real

[sudden gust]

No spoilers!

[bleak cosmos]

don't spoil anything

[sudden gust]

Please

[bleak cosmos]

i didn't finish lol

almost

[red wyvern]

oh

[sudden gust]

We should make a server guys!

[fresh ledge]

rand is a pussy

[bleak cosmos]

shadup

[keen junco]

https://youtu.be/H1XBqeAQ3nI

[sudden gust]

I want more wheel of time fans

[fresh ledge]

in the series at least

[red wyvern]

Well, I'd say don't bother, but... you should read it so you know what I mean

[bleak cosmos]

i have all the audio books on a audiobookshelf server

[bleak cosmos]

lord of the morning
prince of the dawn
the dragon
kinslayer
the promised one
champion of the light

[dusk marsh]

hi

[keen junco]

He's dodging accountability

[clever ore]

raaaaaa

[red wyvern]

I don't even know who that is

[sturdy snow]

bau clan tag

when

[keen junco]

Never

Blocked keyword

[open pasture]

God of the Sun

[hoary nova]

oh boyu

my daily unemployed news

i love these

[wheat eagle]

tax

[hoary nova]

Bruh

this is just

loser vs loser vs loser

bunch of LOSERS

[steep vigil]

?

[rich roost]

honestly mostly confilcted on it, the money karl got to support the legal defence was represented in a way that was misleading to the truth
however he couldnt exactly clarify on those missleading, and all the court documents due to Australian law were presented as if it was due to the cheating alligations

to me karl once being unable to clarrify the misleadings should have canceled the gofundme

[fresh echo]

why couldn't he have clarified it?

[sour timber]

Lost what? The game?

[rich roost]

apperntly due to being potentially detrimental to the case, him having already being sued due to his choice of language, and in part due to him having belived the the descritions given having been sufficient

[digital kettle]

FBFHHWHEHEJSJWBRGHWKQEBFBEJDB LMAFOO

[fresh echo]

i dont know about laws in his home country, but I would be shocked if he wasn't able to say "im being sued for this reason" and have it being detrimental to his case

[safe moat]

Oh thats who that guy is

[hoary nova]

I can tell by how you chat your discord account is probably 2015-2017

[rich roost]

essentially billy could only sue for the whole video, which mostly in part had contained content related to billy cheating, and only in small part about apollo legend

[fresh echo]

i apologize for my predictable form of communication

[safe moat]

what

[hoary nova]

Apology accepted

[hoary nova]

Bruh

Lets cut all of this out Mate

And

Question why Keemstar has to be involved

in every single drama

[fresh echo]

I CAN TELL BY YOUR AMOUNT OF LINE BREAKS THAT YOUR DISCORD ACCOUNT -

[hoary nova]

Guess

[fresh echo]

i wouldnt be able to tell im just being foolish

[hoary nova]

ok ur like 2016

i js checked

bruh

cuz like every old discord account

is the exact same

[fresh echo]

i can only apologize so many times 😭

[rich roost]

I do not consent to this hate

[hoary nova]

CEDA, Evacuation Center Routes Region 3, South Atlantic.

[hoary nova]

I prefer reply ping on... thanks

This is why I hate you... 😡

[tough socket]

any new themes uploaded for new ui?

[rich roost]

I mean honestly I do to, mostly only use it if im digging out things from a bit ago

[hoary nova]

every person i see on discord i must "stalk" them

like

i must see their connected social medias and everything

became a necessity for me

[tough socket]

gaddam almost 11 years on dc

I was just 10 years at that time

[humble trench]

chat

give me some ideas on what mac app i should make

[fallow pawn]

an open source app comparable to apparency which inspects app bundles

👍

[tough socket]

that makes sending files btw linux and mac easy liike air drop 🙃

[jaunty trellis]

localsend kinda

[tough socket]

I dont wanna buy usb type A extensions and pendrives, nor I wanna upload on google drive for just 10 pics and txt docs

[rich roost]

ftp app?

[sturdy folio]

will never happen cuz linux is stupid and macos isnt

🔥

[tough socket]

AquaTriggered

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/224005479351713792/a_cea7b27fc1702cfbafbaaaabb83a28dd.gif?size=1024&width=614&height=614

[tough socket]

still I respect mac than shitty windows.. always gets on my nerves

[harsh minnow]

when will discord fix the channel list shaking

[fallow pawn]

ill shake you

[harsh minnow]

please dont...

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/shake-smug-strangling-angry-shaking-gif-15868534

[rich roost]

its shaking?

[empty storm]

shakes your channel list

[hoary nova]

nee

never

dead chat

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[hoary nova]

😂

[keen junco]

@cosmic otter game for you https://store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/CloverPit/

Steam

CloverPit

…

Release Date

2025

▶ Play video

[soft portal]

...
what a great description

[keen junco]

It's vibrating

[harsh minnow]

yes 😭

how did they even manage that

or is it my css

[stark herald]

do you mean this

why husk

that vibrates for me

[hoary nova]

how did you even notice htat

you gotta be in the top 10 discord users to notice that

[open pasture]

Is the adblocker bugged?

[tacit current]

The very same

[humble trench]

what if i fork it

[fallow pawn]

good luck forking a closed source app

[humble trench]

and add that

[humble trench]

nvm

i thought it was open source

[rich roost]

nothing at all on my end

[humble trench]

is there an utility for apparency

[sudden gust]

Sorry about Iyania

XD

[distant stag]

firefox chromium edition

[hoary nova]

this is why chrome on top

[dreamy light]

:0

[open pasture]

Where's Google Ultron

[outer radish]

is firefox chromium? I swear it isnt

let me look it up

it's not

[keen junco]

Nope

[soft portal]

what a shame!

[outer radish]

https://tenor.com/view/madoka-gif-26965207

[harsh minnow]

lc.gem give a tldr of the other message

[night blaze]

give a tldr of the other message

Could you please provide the message you'd like me to summarize? I need the content of the message to give you a TLDR.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[keen junco]

[shrewd imp]

Topic-based notifications: interesting or not?

1. Members: would you use?
2. Admins: would you like?

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

tldr

[harsh minnow]

pissbot unusable

add tldr context menu command to biscord

[keen junco]

lc.gem tldr this:

Quick question -- would it be interesting to have topic-based notifications that you as a member could choose / customize?

For example, I'm in a bunch of communities about litrpg or author communities.

• Today as a member, I only get mentions... but this typically are only announcements
  • It's also replies but as we all know most members don't talk regularly, so this is practically not a common source of notifs
• My favorite discussions though are ones where people talk about book recs. Things like "I read x, what else should i read?"
• I think I'd be interested in being able to specify some keywords or (ideally) topics and get occasional notifications about when those topics are being discussed
  • I feel like I'm rarely in the server when these conversations actually happen, so i feel like a notif is what I'd want to actually join the convo

Two questions:

1. would y'all as members consider using this in communties you're a part of? Would love to hear the examples! (like my book recs example above)
2. would y'all as admins like or dislike this functionality in your communities?

[night blaze]

tldr this: Quick question -- would it be interes…

Topic-based notifications, where members choose keywords or topics to get notified about relevant discussions (beyond just mentions), could be interesting for staying engaged in specific conversations they care about, like book recommendations.

1. As members, many would likely use this to avoid missing out on discussions they're interested in, such as specific genres, troubleshooting help, or event planning within a community.
2. As admins, opinions might vary. Some might like it as it could increase engagement and participation, while others might worry about notification overload or the complexity of managing such a feature.

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[fast imp]

the summaries feature would need to become way more robust before we ever should consider something like this

[keen junco]

I will tldr you soon

[distant stag]

it definitely is dude

[shrewd imp]

TLDR:

Member topic-based notifications? (e.g., "book recs")

1. Members: Usefulness? Examples?
2. Admins: Good or bad?

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[harsh minnow]

LAZY

add tldr command

[fast imp]

firefox is not chromium what are you on

firefox is gecko

[river thunder]

Alright @wide leaf, in 3 days: biscord tldr command

Alright @wide leaf, in 3 days: biscord fwd msg content

[main wyvern]

yeah it is

[rich roost]

it isnt?

[weary mason]

Add https://man7.org/linux/man-pages/index.html slash command to biscord

(I thought you're talking about the tldr command)

[fresh ledge]

where is your reincarnation (rand al'thor)

[fierce cobalt]

Tags.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1362418651768160256.gif?size=48

[misty parrot]

oh yeah discord properly supports apple music links now

awesome

[fallow pawn]

yusss

its very epic

I think the previews are pretty long too

[open pasture]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/empress-of-light/1536969571?i=1536969936

[fallow pawn]

yeah wtf 1:30 seconds is crazy

[covert wigeon]

OMG IT KEEPS UPDATING

[open pasture]

youre crazy

[covert wigeon]

This time the font is fucked too

[harsh minnow]

lc.gem pretend to be the linux man program. respond with exactly what running that command in your terminal would result in. your first input:

man 2 write

[night blaze]

pretend to be the linux man program. respond with…

Gemini • Gemini may display inaccurate info, so double-check its responses.

[harsh minnow]

real

[fallow pawn]

make a manpage for vencord installer @harsh minnow

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow

[misty parrot]

i hope discord adds an apple music connection, that'd be cool

[harsh minnow]

does apple music have oauth

[fallow pawn]

yessss

[weary mason]

i will

[harsh minnow]

companies probably have to pay 2 billion dollar a year to use apple api

[misty parrot]

apple has oauth, i think they'd just grab the user id and redirect them to a user's apple music profile

[harsh minnow]

discord cant afford apple developer license i think

[soft portal]

also no ability to change volume lol

[weary mason]

i remember about that reddit blackout because of some api changes

[soft portal]

they aint learning

[fierce cobalt]

IPO

[fallow pawn]

@harsh minnow plugin to lower apple musi volume

[open pasture]

plugin to lower my volume I need to shut up

[weary mason]

@kotlin hi kotlin sheep(s)

[fallow pawn]

fix song embeds soon

[harsh minnow]

plugin to uninstall apple music and replace it with an actually good streaming service like amazon music or Microsoft Groove Music

[lapis lava]

kys

Maazon music is cancer

[fallow pawn]

you dont even use those

[soft portal]

just install soulseek for them atp

[misty parrot]

private music tracker :3

[open pasture]

just use steam msuic

[misty parrot]

got invited to one recently. man i missed out on so much lol

i don't rly have a use for it atm since i only pay apple $3/mo for the family plan but i might switch if i get inconvenienced enough

[weary mason]

CLI installer btw

[soft portal]

music pirating sounds very inconvenient idk

[misty parrot]

apple music is nice in the sense that i pay very little and i get to upload music using their apple music match service which means said uploaded music is synced between all my devices

spotify's music uploading is local only i think

[weary mason]

var helpFlag = flag.Bool("help", false, "View usage instructions")
where are my -- options

[misty parrot]

unironically thinking of using a microsoft zune hooked up to a wifi hotspot with last.fm these days

[harsh minnow]

idk i googled "worst music streaming services" cause i couldnt think of any

[weary mason]

wait it probably is

[soft portal]

yandex music

[harsh minnow]

idek what Microsoft Groove Music is

[weary mason]

its probably because I didn't compile it because I don't want to install golang which is 500mb

[misty parrot]

vkontakte music 🔥

[harsh minnow]

soulseek

telegram is my favourite music streaming service

[soft portal]

NO WHAT IS THAT

[misty parrot]

used it before but seems redundant now that im on a private tracker

[soft portal]

lmaooo

why di du delete it

[misty parrot]

sob

[soft portal]

isob

[weary mason]

For no reason

[soft portal]

saw a friend using it in 2025

[misty parrot]

jshdjdhdkdhdkhj i used vkontakte for music back in 2014

all the way to 2018 i think

😭 😭 😭 😭

[solid ruin]

<@&1027248917756268596>

[misty parrot]

vkontakte sucks so much nowadays

[soft portal]

oh i forgot you were from CIS

that explains why u remembred vk

[solid ruin]

<@&1027248917756268596> Hola

[misty parrot]

fell off since pavel durov no longer controls it

[soft portal]

true

[misty parrot]

(telegram ceo)

it's owned by mail.ru group now i think?

[soft portal]

we used to talk like daily in vk just a year ago, now literally only one weird classmate is using it to send his dumb minceraft movie vk clips (like yt shorts)

[soft portal]

yeah

[native pecan]

To the people that talked about the timezone

I was able to do it again

[misty parrot]

OH MY GOD

[native pecan]

I am just going to clean the code, and upload later

[misty parrot]

speaking of mail.ru

[soft portal]

AMIGO

[weary mason]

does anyone use whatever crackle is

[misty parrot]

MAIL.RU AGENT 🔥

ohhhh my god

my parents used to use this back in the day

its like a clone of ICQ i think

[weary mason]

Feels like AIM

AOL instant messenger

[native pecan]

https://i.imgur.com/B34rymZ.png

Settings to display in friends list, in chat and profile as a badge

Updates every minute, so doesn't lag at all.

[weary mason]

Why imgur

[native pecan]

Can't post pictures here

[soft portal]

i wonder what mail ru does nowadays

[misty parrot]

it had a windows mobile app????

[soft portal]

like i think it was kinda cool back then

[rain coral]

i remember installing amazon music and creating an amazon account because it said free music streaming

it was not free

[weary mason]

Webpage not available

The webpage at https://i.imgur.com/B34rymZ.png could not be loaded because:

net::ERR_HTTP_RESPONSE_CODE_FAILURE

Now it works

[misty parrot]

VK, known as Mail.ru Group until 12 October 2021, is a Russian technology company. It started in 1998 as the parent company of Mail.ru, an e-mail service and went on to become a major corporate figure in the Russian-speaking segment of the Internet.

looks like they renamed themselves to VK now lmaoo

[soft portal]

oh

[weary mason]

And yes I use android webview VIA browser

[native pecan]

https://i.imgur.com/xMO5wnD.png

Also this

[soft portal]

they placed this windows logo like it's a flex or something lmaooo

[weary mason]

https://i.imgur.com/xMO5wnD.png

[soft portal]

oh huh what's that

[native pecan]

It's my things

he just posted for me

@eager marsh was talking tom e yesterday about it

and so was @nova cipher I think

[weary mason]

Windows mobile makes it more ancient

[native pecan]

so I made it

[weary mason]

And because my browser can't load the images

[rain coral]

android webview but it steals data

[misty parrot]

they do a lot of shit now i think, including but not limited to vk cloud (akin to google cloud), vk music, vk clips (tiktok clone), vk dating (tinder clone), vk messenger / vk calls and etc @soft portal

[weary mason]

huh

[soft portal]

i mean i think they're basically just extending vk at that point

oh okay yeah

[weary mason]

i would use sweb or something but I don't care

[soft portal]

u aded "vk" to all them lol

[rain coral]

vk dating

[weary mason]

It has adblocker and some other stuff

[weary mason]

Vk vencord

[rain coral]

vkcord

[weary mason]

Vk adblocker

[lapis lava]

vk mod

the vkest client mod

[misty parrot]

oh my god i remember when vkontakte had flash games

[soft portal]

i recently saw a fucking crypto dating app

lc.ss https://ton.dating/

[night blaze]

labsCore • Took 8.06s

[lapis lava]

The TeleGram Experience

[rain coral]

telegram doing anything

[lapis lava]

i think girls don't pay guys pay

[weary mason]

VK.js

[misty parrot]

the ui looked like this btw

[weary mason]

JavaScript library that embeds VK services on everything

[rain coral]

its funny that after 3 thousand premium features they remembered they had free users and added encryption to group calls

[mystic salmon]

Why does my bluesky feed consider this polish

[rain coral]

polish

whats in the discover tab

[rain coral]

very facebook

i wonder why

[misty parrot]

basically a facebook clone yeah lol

[soft portal]

i mean tbf i really like anything they make. like even that ton thing sounds extremely cool due to telegram integration. like you can safely sell and buy usernames for tons, buy anonymous phone numbers and more stuff

[rain coral]

the only good thing is telegram integration

and maybe anonymous phone numbers

[harsh minnow]

didn't VKontakte turn into Kremlslop / Oligarchslop

[mystic salmon]

Random recommended posts

[lapis lava]

durov learning from his old product

[misty parrot]

yeah it's a honeypot for the russian government lol

[rain coral]

doesnt everything in russia turn into kremlin

[soft portal]

well yeah since they sold it to mailru

[rain coral]

why

[weary mason]

It has "slop" on the names so its 100% slop

[soft portal]

dont you love getting jailed for liking an lgbt post

[misty parrot]

VK was bigger than Instagram back in the day

at least in CIS countries

[harsh minnow]

back when it was still goated (owned by durov)

[rain coral]

did they give up on decentralization

[golden quest]

Sounds normal

[soft portal]

Damn is! 🎉😂

[rain coral]

i forgot telegram has games

theyre just bots that open webviews

[soft portal]

mini apps are cool

[rain coral]

yeah but i havent used one yet

[soft portal]

but these games are mostly fucking crypto scams

[fierce cobalt]

Partner program and dtesters both mentioned in 2025

[soft portal]

wha

[misty parrot]

most entertaining VK game @harsh minnow

[soft portal]

i think i only use (lie) wallet

[fast imp]

oh god what is this dm wallpaper feature i just got

[weary mason]

telegram having games are wild

[fast imp]

at least you don't have to purchase these

[misty parrot]

meh not that wild when you consider vk was a durov product and it too had games

[fast imp]

i don't trust telegram bots

[soft portal]

why

[rain coral]

delta chat copied mini apps but not sticker support (they will someday)

[fast imp]

a platform with no tracing that requires your phone number for sign up, and it has bots
do your really need to ask why

[soft portal]

wdym by no tracing

like uhhh

[weary mason]

tracking

[rain coral]

honestly the worst part is basic encryption for 1to1 chats

you have to create a secret chat for full encryption and it doesnt sync even if you want to

[soft portal]

like if you mean that the users are fully anonymous and cant be like tracked by telegram, that's not true, and they have officially said that

telegram can give all needed info to gov

if they need

[rain coral]

is the transparency reports channel still empty

[lapis lava]

yeah

(nothing happened)

[rain coral]

insane

[rain coral]

I love France
leaving telegram rn

[tropic niche]

They should make gaia online but for cool people

[lapis lava]

they only give IP anyway

[soft portal]

always wanted to ask why swiftgram

[fast imp]

but they won't and have readily proved that they won't

[open pasture]

charge your phone

wtf

[rain coral]

because its swift

[rain coral]

they do

[soft portal]

i mean it looks identical

at least from screenshots

[rain coral]

As a result, French courts have been able to receive IP addresses of criminal suspects from Telegram

and if you commit illegal shit on public groups who you gonna blame lol

theyre public

[lost furnace]

Love telegram

I can be silly on there

[static valley]

hey man

[rain coral]

youre gonna be the next one to graduate

[rain coral]

how do people use phones below 20

[twilit silo]

hey people

[rain coral]

@lapis lava charge NOW

[soft portal]

wdym how they just work

[twilit silo]

oh wow I dont see people that I used to see here D:

[rain coral]

you will charge

[soft portal]

im at 39%

need to lower it to 10%

absolutely usable

[weary mason]

What's this color scheme

[soft portal]

i’m so obsessed with these new telegram nfts aka collectibles

these are so fucking cool

[slow urchin]

shocked

[soft portal]

i wish wakatime plugin for zed worked for me 💔

[slow urchin]

shrimply dont use zed/j

i always use vscode all the other IDE tend to not go with my workflow

[soft portal]

idrk what to use if not zed. nvim is too hard. jetbrains ides are like too much. vscode is uhhhh

[slow urchin]

vscode so good

u will vscode

[soft portal]

jetbrains ides are like too much
(not me having installed like all of them)

[slow urchin]

nvim sux and jetbrains ide's are overcomplicated af

[slow urchin]

😭

[soft portal]

i dont even use any maybe only like clion rider and pycharm loll

[slow urchin]

so much wasted storage

nooo

[soft portal]

i have plenty

[slow urchin]

love i have half of this across two drives

im good on storage tho i barely use any

and my pc is fully modular pretty much

even tho it SUCKS

[lapis lava]

my storage

[soft portal]

a tech store employee was like "wtf do u need that much storage for" when i came for my order lmfao

[soft portal]

/mnt/win

[slow urchin]

where else would one keep their unlimited yuri

[soft portal]

icloud

[fallow drum]

4tb? lol

[soft portal]

tbh icloud is so ass

[soft portal]

lol as in a lot or too little

[fallow drum]

it’s not much so i’m confused

maybe they were flirting…

[slow urchin]

rosie unsane

[soft portal]

IM CRYING

[slow urchin]

tech support charisma

[soft portal]

oh wait

this reminded me uh

hold on

[clever ore]

the mind

[slow urchin]

honkette's mind contains unlimited yuri

[clever ore]

you don't know me

[slow urchin]

unlimited yaoi

[clever ore]

you still don't know me

[fallow pawn]

hi friends

[clever ore]

hello

i'm a friend?

[slow urchin]

unlimited helltaker

[clever ore]

you also don't know me

well

not quite

[slow urchin]

halllooooooo

fuwawa HAIIIII

[rocky chasm]

Recently switched to nvim from vscode

Worth imo

Well actually neovide but basically nvim

[clever ore]

10 mutual friends

[soft portal]

I FOUND IT

[clever ore]

so i'd say so

[tropic niche]

ai generated meatloaf recipe

[soft portal]

idk zed is basically vscode

(but bugged)

[rocky chasm]

lol

[soft portal]

i've been happy with it except poor windows support

[rocky chasm]

Switch to Linux

[soft portal]

i tried. didnt like it

[rocky chasm]

[rocky chasm]

aw rip

[soft portal]

i want a m*c

[clever ore]

you might know me

[tropic niche]

personal failing. your soul is rotting.

[clever ore]

ewwwwww you want an efficient computer?

ewwwww gross

you want a good laptop? get out

[soft portal]

i want a good pretty apple laptop

[tropic niche]

good laptops aren't real

[clever ore]

m4 macbook pro:

[tropic niche]

all laptops suck

i bjte them

[soft portal]

yeah that's like the only affordable one lol

well i mean there are cheaper

like air

but eh

[rocky chasm]

M4 Air apparently is good

Like better value than pro

[soft portal]

airs are good but after switching to 120+hz on my every device using a 60hz laptop is gonna be pain lol

[rocky chasm]

depends what you do ofc

[rocky chasm]

refresh rate true

Not sure I’d notice it

I have 144hz but just for gaming really

My second monitor is 60hz and is fine for scrolling and stuff

[soft portal]

idk that's VERY noticable to me. when i switched to iphone 16 pro (120hz) from iphone 13 (60hz) it started painful to look at my old phone's display only after like a few minutes of using the new one lol

[rocky chasm]

oh damn

[weary mason]

Why

[soft portal]

i mean it's definitely not that bad but we get used to good things too fast

[weary mason]

Also since nowadays everyone is a (neo)vim user like me

[rocky chasm]

Main reason is I have an old (intel) MacBook and VSCode + Safari + Vesktop started fanning up

[slow urchin]

chat my SAT score just came in

[weary mason]

Just use ed then

[slow urchin]

im above average cuz i didnt really take it seriously

[soft portal]

show the results smh!

[weary mason]

Wait

I thought you said nvim TO vscode

[rocky chasm]

Noooo

[soft portal]

oh i thought that way too

[weary mason]

Not vscode FROM nvim

[rocky chasm]

Vscode from nvim is the same as nvim to vscode

[slow urchin]

math score is lower than i expected because i fucking hate trig

[rocky chasm]

I went FROM VSCode TO Nvim

[soft portal]

i looked at some good unis and they all required like 1500+ or something

[fallow drum]

@bold wren

[weary mason]

i switched from nano to vim

a while back

[rocky chasm]

nano yuck

[slow urchin]

average is 1028 so that's probably just uni's around you

[weary mason]

(Even though I switched to nano and from nano a couple of times until now )

[soft portal]

this song is so good file.png

[fallow drum]

i never took it most universities won’t care for it if you have grades and extracurriculars to back it up

[soft portal]

im not from the us

[slow urchin]

yopppppppp

[soft portal]

i was just looking at the top ones

[fallow drum]

tbf the average person is also stupid

[weary mason]

I meant nano to vim

[fallow drum]

most taking the SAT don’t care or don’t have the smarts to back it up

[rocky chasm]

oh w

[fallow drum]

and just do it because their parents make them or they think they might as well

[soft portal]

if i were to take sat, i'd have to travel to another country

a whole ass adventure to take sat

awesome innit

[slow urchin]

i did my sat on no sleep, no food, no drink, no study, and also with the pretense that i dont give a shit about my score and i still got above average

[slow urchin]

idek how tf they calculate the score because i only got 3 wrong for sure so idk

[weary mason]

I tried neovim a while back and it dosent give the vim feel

[fallow drum]

how do you know you got three wrong

does it say that

[slow urchin]

cuz all three were trig questions and all the other questions were a complete breeze for me

Lol

[fallow drum]

you definitely did not get three wrong

they docked you points just because

[slow urchin]

there we're literally like 80 questions

it's not that much

[slow urchin]

it's bc im queer 😔

[soft portal]

cant u see where u got wrong tho

[bright ore]

I want to write a plugin to stop this AI translation madness in YouTube embeds so my ears don't need to suffer with the shitty ass AI voiceover. How should I go about that?

[fallow drum]

says you got 590/800 in reading and writing

[slow urchin]

nope you literally arent allowed to view what was right or wrong because they dont want you memorizing the test if you retake it

[soft portal]

smh

[slow urchin]

oh i was talking about the math area

[fallow drum]

oh okay

[soft portal]

reading & writing seems so hard

these fucking texts man

I DONT SPEAK ENGLISH FFS

[slow urchin]

again i dont know how they calculate bc i definitely didnt get 40 questions wrong

[soft portal]

DONT HUSK ME

[slow urchin]

retarded ass test

[fallow drum]

i will never take the SAT because i have community college to back me up if i ever end up going to uni so it’s not something i care that much about

[slow urchin]

it was mandatory in my state

sadge

[fallow drum]

i thought i was gonna take the ACT but decided against

been three years since i graduated high school at this point

[soft portal]

high school so hard i can’t

[slow urchin]

high school sucks ass

im glad i stuck around tho i met some good people and now i dont have to do SHIT next year

i literally have 1 full year and 1 half year class and all the rest are electives that i dont need

[soft portal]

i got caught using a phone on a final year biology exam 💔💔

i ain’t know shit

[rain coral]

youre literally doing it

[soft portal]

even tho i was fucking attending classes

[weary mason]

vcozy

[soft portal]

shit is impossible to remember

[weary mason]

fire color

also where's the embed

Its just the image

[slow urchin]

wrong command, vcotd

vcotd

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is razzmatazz! (#e30b5c)

[soft portal]

but the texts are

[slow urchin]

they literally gave me college thesis essays in mine shit gave me a migraine

[soft portal]

how do i take a test sat

[rain coral]

i know

[slow urchin]

you cant they're only dont on a per-device app called bluebook now

i think they're called applets

it's a chromeOS thing

[soft portal]

i mean like im just trynna see what kinda tasks they have

[slow urchin]

i dont think there is one outside of bluebook

[soft portal]

one star lmfao

[slow urchin]

lollllll i wish i didnt have to download it the app is glitchy as FUCK

you click one button and it rubber bands for like 10 whole seconds

[soft portal]

a billion dollar company

why does google have this

[stark herald]

@quartz bane

thats not fawn

sorry other fawn

[slow crag]

new feature, display names are now exclusive

[stark herald]

ok solve it

[soft portal]

already

@stark herald solve

[stark herald]

it's 2

[stark herald]

3

[quartz bane]

:(((

[soft portal]

ngl i wouldn’t solve this one

[stark herald]

was I right

[soft portal]

yes

[stark herald]

sory

[stark herald]

very obvious

EVIL fawn

[bold wren]

what hte hell

[clever ore]

i do

[worthy zinc]

#🎨-css-snippets message
wasnt there smth like this for the actual loading screen

[weary mason]

Goggle making another (possibly) useless feature

Thats why I set my user agent to symbian on google.com to not have those features and some other things

[soft portal]

no more music 😫
(maybe that’s a sign to sleep )

[worthy zinc]

no now you need to charge them so you can fall asleep to music

[clever ore]

you should

[soft portal]

idk i never fall do that nor like it

[soft portal]

nah its only 3:30 am

[clever ore]

sleep mf

[simple perch]

fake

[clever ore]

you have school tomorrow

[simple perch]

its 0325

[soft portal]

@stark herald help

[soft portal]

i’m in fuutur

[simple perch]

hows future

[static valley]

swap to internal speaker

[soft portal]

musk died

[simple perch]

good, \0

[static valley]

be a man

[soft portal]

i’m finna be these bike riders the think everyone on the street wants to hear their music

[soft portal]

what that ion listen 2dat

[weary mason]

@snow yoke compare your cat pfp to minky

[soft portal]

3 of hours should be enough 😊😊😊

theee of hours ffs

i can’t type

[clever ore]

gee

i wonder why

making your life miserable for what

so you can act like a cat on the internet

[rich roost]

from experince should be enough

[snow yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1302862302156029963/1358689364967952475/rigbypiss.gif

[soft portal]

sunrise is in 15 minutes

[snow yoke]

it really isnt

[clever ore]

at 4am?

what the fuck

[soft portal]

@stark herald i like rain world what’s the server in ur bio

[soft portal]

it is duhh

[soft portal]

ye

[snow yoke]

its 5:30pm

[clever ore]

when does it set

[static valley]

swap to internal

[stark herald]

its a rain world server but it's very dead

[static valley]

that’s what i meant

it says playing on iphone

[soft portal]

aw

[stark herald]

don't mind it

[soft portal]

sad

[static valley]

is this 14k or $14.925

[soft portal]

lol

[clever ore]

why is there a dot?!??!?!?!?!!?

[soft portal]

fr i’m so confused

[static valley]

oh fuck right i’m in costa rica rn

[clever ore]

the dot and comma placement messes with my brain

it's a european thing but still

[static valley]

it’s using colonés

[soft portal]

oh i thought it was just cents

[static valley]

no it’s not

[clever ore]

41 canadian dolans

[static valley]

just a european thing

[clever ore]

that's what i said

the dot and comma placement is a european thing

oh my wording was a bit bad there

[static valley]

no it's not

[clever ore]

oh

[static valley]

it's not just european

[soft portal]

98'765

[clever ore]

rest of world?

[static valley]

no

[clever ore]

south america?

[static valley]

yes

i just said I was in costa rica

[clever ore]

right doesn't brazil do that

[static valley]

lc.g costa rica country

[clever ore]

yeag

[night blaze]

en.wikipedia.org

Costa Rica - Wikipedia

Costa Rica, officially the Republic of Costa Rica, is a country in the Central American region of North America. It borders Nicaragua to the north, ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/20

[soft portal]

wdym that’s literally how it is here

and i’m not in SA

[soft portal]

wrong reply but u got me

[clever ore]

so it's a central and south american thing?

[weary mason]

This would make sense as a ps5 game

[static valley]

yeah well it threw me off when I was trying to buy something in a restaurant and thought I was paying dirt for a meal

[weary mason]

It has littlebigplanet vibes

[soft portal]

why are you in costa rica

[static valley]

and then I remembered they use commas instead of periods to denote cents

[static valley]

it's spring break dude

[clever ore]

i didn't think i was getting a deal

i just didn't get it

but it makes sense

[soft portal]

i ain’t rich i wouldn’t imagine traveling during school break

[static valley]

who said I was rich

[soft portal]

you have iphone 16 pro

[urban elk]

*\a*

[clever ore]

probably on a cell plan for 24 months

[static valley]

where does it say that 😭

[urban elk]

fyck

no workey

*a*

that does

yippee

[static valley]

\a

what are you tryna

oh

[soft portal]

wdym

[static valley]

?

what made you think I have an iphone 16 pro

😭

[soft portal]

you didn’t???

[static valley]

no i mean I do I just don't tell people

[clever ore]

prob a guess based off your screenshot with dynamic island

[soft portal]

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[clever ore]

oh or that

[static valley]

the dynamic island is on 3 other phone models

[clever ore]

yeah

but a guess is a guess

[static valley]

this was a month ago 💔

[soft portal]

U LITERALLY SENT A SCREENSHOT HOW YOU BOUGHT IT ISTFG

[clever ore]

😭

[urban elk]

*boop\*

try it

[static valley]

HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THIS

[urban elk]

not in a codeblock though