#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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sammy would let me
im sure youre not bandai
is that true @fallow pawn
i have been using it more and more often lately
your parents are gonna be arguing now
husk alternative..
listening to that new skrillex album, seems gud
growing up on xp was the best
then 7 (the worst windows) came out so i found out how to switch to linux, ubuntu i believe
then eventually switched to macos because its literally just better
then to win10 and macos because linux is for ima #hacker nerds or just nerds
"growing up on xp" like this is some MMORPG or something
vrlb 
769 **>> @fallow pawn <<**
526 @shut jewel
202 @viral cape
125 @lapis lava
93 @velvet hill
78 @winter girder
74 @winter needle
51 @boreal torrent
44 @paper gate
37 @rich hornet
34 @stark herald
33 @jaunty trellis
33 @fallow drum
31 @harsh minnow
31 @edgy ermine
29 @tough drift
20 @fresh ledge
20 @prisma compass
17 @signal junco
14 @drifting carbon
Innocent until proven guilty. Bail exists only before and during the trial, there's no bail after they're convicted.
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
my legs are so thin when i walk fast sometimes it hurts cause the muscles push out
im eatinr ibs
sammy is eating my ribs please send help
I mean yeah but if there is reason to believe that someone committed a murder they shouldn't just be let free just cause they paid a large cash sum
sammy uses AI to determine if a message is
able and then auto
s every single message that the AI determines is worthy
they should be temporarily held until their trial for the greater good / safety
es
at the same time trial should be fast
bail is not a thing if it is reasonably suspected that said person is a danger
bond is a bullshit thing anyway
Tell Sammy to share. I'm coming over for some ribs too. 😋
i don't think bail for murder would ever really happen at all since it's not really a thing for super serious crimes
doesn't bond literally go against "everyone is equal under law"
vrlb
hehe bond burger
crime is legal
I'm going to bond burger vending.machine
anyone made a snippet yet to remove these ugly border lines on everything?
rich people can go earlier while normal people have to wait?

you play save the world, you can deal with stuff thats not fun
Use the element inspector and change the border to 0px
idk you can prolly recolour it
its just so damn boring
no one has ever said anything more true in this server
bail/bonds serve the purpose of ensuring that criminals do show up to their trials. you give them the money, they let you do your thing before trial such as spending time with lawyers, then you show up to the hearings and they give you the money back
although they could just keep you detained until the trial yeah
Is Vencord allowed in this server?
no
This is the ALTcord server
ban rosie for yapping
guys how do i install aliucord
mb i thought it was the betterdiscord server
you just
but bail/bond hearings are made far before actual conviction, which could possiby take a very long time
h
vendetta needs to come back ngl
you do it
yeah let me establish the next fork that EoLs in 2 weeks
idk i feel like if that were me and I had 250k bail for murder I would just flee the country lol
freedom without the 250k is worth more than jail for life
or that person might commit more murders
seems ridiculous to even have a bail for cases like that
for non violent cases there isn't any reason to detain them even without bail unless they're definitely gonna do it again
bail just shouldn't be a thing, at least not in the way it currently works where you're just paying money
well who won't
the only fork sorta worth a damn right now is bunny but like nobody is making plugins anymore and the old vendetta plugins aren't getting updated
@harsh minnow would you murder rosie for money
I'd do it for free
same
Murder and other serious cases typically don't get bail
i would murder everyone in this server for money
that's how it is
the cheese touch
who tf is even donating to that guy, his family raised $400k
hmm yes today I will donate to someone who stabbed someone to death
@harsh minnow hey.

usually its self hating white people or idk same race
white people who have built up guilt over what their ancestors have done in past generations
(wrong)
I don't think that's it 
There's always a grift. Hell, a self-professed billionaire is bothering my email for contributions.
@harsh minnow
no..
okay liar
yeag
@harsh minnow can you please give #🦊-shiggy-and-friends free embed perms since fakenitro
@fallow drum types 2 words per minute
my foot sometimes
but you really have no idea if the person actually killed someone until their trial is had. until that point, you just have the assumption, which then in that case the court can legally hold you in jail until you have your trial. depending on how long it takes for this all to get sorted, this could be like a year. any reason to pay it? absolutely not, kinda silly especially at a higher amount. but it kinda makes sense for it to exist since you are putting a ton of money down to ensure that you do show up. although this kinda thing is decided on a case by case basis with absolutely no grounds at the bail/bond hearing so it's kinda hard to even say what crimes get it
it just shouldn't take a year
it would also make sense to flee the country after putting all of that money down yeah
but then you're hunted down for your entire life 
keep them detained and have trial within no more than 2 weeks or smth
or have the feeling you will be caught at any moment and stuff
US moment ig
rosie has wrote more on discord than i have ever wrote in every essay ive ever wrote
just flee to some third world country that doesn't cooperate with the US
rosie will explode
i mean depending on the severity of your crime and stuff you always have the people who operate outside the law that work for the government
@harsh minnow cold
Rosie can't explode. I'm going to eat faer ribs.
what is the temp
i think bail/bonds should exist under the assumption that every person released on bail has an ankle monitor to ensure they don't leave. but in cases that don't do this and just let the criminal go... that is pretty silly
yes and the ankle monitor should just electrocute you if it detects you trying to remove it 
like in the movies
in this specific case he wouldn't even be able to leave his own house without immediately being caught
if it's high profile like murder then ankle monitor and police surveillance just makes the most sense
injects lethal dose of poison 
let alone be able to flee the country
isn't it pretty common for people with ankle monitors to disobey and run
i know rosies weaknesses

and they're usually caught
I wouldn’t run
ankle monitor that explodes your ankle if you try to run so you literally cant run
yop
wingyyy 😭
also bail is a constitutional right here
i mean i think ankle monitors are constantly being updated once some kind of vulnerability is found but i have no evidence to back this up 
just cut it off
minky has an ankle monitor
if you have the appropriate tools
man skrillex nailed it
cutting it off trips it
well yeah you could but then you have a few minutes to get as far away as possible
subdermal tracking implant
tampering with an ankle monitor alerts the authorities
i have this for you ❤️
asking too much of this country smh
i think rushing a trial would be worse
you have like a 10 minute window (probably more) between getting it off and them being alerted
i mean we have a lot of cases and for high profile cases, things like evidence and all needs to be gathered in preparation
how
how do ankle monitors communicate to the main station
Smoke signal
zt thinks we work for the police
you do
im tweaking
yeah this is the most likely...
i think theres some device at the house that communicates with the police
i am a fed
use a flipper zero and record the ping or something and reverse engineer it
detain -> preliminary trial within a few weeks -> three scenarios:
- guilty -> jail
- probably guilty -> detain for longer
- little evidence -> can go for now
then once the investigation has completed have a followup trial
i am sure they have that kinda thing fixed......
encrypted probably
Make them dance on the pole
they should install a pole in your house and leash your ankle monitor to that
they can eat the pole or the pole is electrocuted
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
separated by insulated rope
3cm away from the computer
gulp
find encryption key, reverse engineer the protocol. it probably embeds some timestamp and location info so that needs to be up to date then transmit that instead
rip oko
@harsh minnow did you know wing is under house arrest for several crimes
and install tripwires on your door and if you ever try to step out of your house it launches a missile at you
its the real reason wing hasnt ever gone outside
I did not post the message. I just posted the automod response:
Have you read the rules? No? Now is the perfect time to do so!```
just make the house a jungle temple

thats what the bot detects
for the millionth time, that is what triggers the bot
all my life I want money and power
yea
respect my wis or die from lead shower
dude no one cares 
oh mb I thought u were a random whitename
we should triple the amount of coal we burn
who is that

white name discrimination 
@fallow pawn @fallow drum
faye doesn't know they can dm me whenever they want
i paid $5 so
beautiful
clean
coal 
its a joke
you canbarely see frcoal on darkest discord color
mb, i wasnt familiar with ur game
wing will be obliterated in due time
you wont get banned, just stop mentioning it lol
i remember seeing this all over tiktok a few years ago
vmute 1d annoying and weird drama about some random automod timeout
Done!
Muted comma.tose (@sharp dawn) for 1 day
wing loves clean coal
just accidentally slapped the back of my hand on the side of my laptop
is the image on the bottom edited or do they all not know how to wear a helmet
my laptop will explode into a million pieces and zeet will have to pay for it
they look like they have had exactly 0 work safety training
@jaunty trellis eep
nuh
guh
I need to leave in an hour
guhh
@paper gate DMs.
firefox
Need. More.
wait why do I even have ff?
MORE
firefox
@jaunty trellis use neko navigator btw
@open pasture i met you once
I know
how
I live near you
do you
yes
oh
where
a few blocks away
ur weird
im sad when i get ultrarare shiny cards or whatever
@open pasture is scary
because I WANT A BIDOOF
i like tiramisus github readme
i hate tiramisus github readme
nop
use rune
gg
nop
i pray my get big as the eiffel tower 🙏🙏🙏
you must buy the icrazeware
nop
do it
I will build my own haiware
haiii
@open pasture haiii
i dunno
nvm how do make images on my phone not heic
wtf is this format
i have to convert it every time
your camera should have option to change save format
i think it's time for callie changes profiles for the 17th time in a second
Heic is good if you have the full apple ecosystem lol
Anyways it's
Settings > Camera > Formats > Most compatible
can you get banned from using vencord?
no
Depends on what you use it for
It's not enforced
Mostly individual servers can ban you if it's against their rules
Just be careful
do you
pokemon TCG
app
bidoof?
whats pokemon TCG
@keen junco
@paper gate
you can have bidoof in it
how will this affect the real card economy
🐟
You mean God?
Very
shut up
What
huh?
No seriously, I'm the luckiest shiny Pokemon hunter alive now
Watch all of Pokemon Brilliant Diamond: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8en9C1xS2Q
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the answer is obviously 20+AI
wow
5
25*2 is 50
i am very sorry that works if sign is included
it is not
-5 must be parenthezised for it to be 0
(-5)² (included)
-5² (not)
if you multiply negatives by negatives it gives a positive
@keen junco large language marvin
-5² = -5*5 (-5)² = -5*-5
yop but not in this case
oh wait it IS not included
dmsn
forget the past 3 munutes
oo ee oo
by reading haha
kill y
ugh
@simple perch
sanest vencord user
aawesome
so uh
you have to be older than 12 to use discord
really this is just 4chat

@cosmic otter help
@paper gate you
vban 1 spam
@fallow pawn help
Done! 
Banned susan_tu3818080_12444 (@balmy tusk)
so uh
@fallow pawn
smallest crashout
aw i was too late
husk
No
IM CRASHIN OUTTTTTTTTTT
oh thanks
my discord lagged so badly
i love when my pointer turns into a little hand . that means i can click 👆
not that i wish to see but fnnuy
i wanted to ping samsamsamsam but discord became a death
told no
spam slurs
normal day in venco
most sane white name
samsamsamsam
but what when the pointer turns into 🖐️
grab
that means i can move
hmmmm
the i beam
this sucks T-T
that rare sight when the cursor turns into an X11 system logo
Gm vencord
@cosmic otter that little 🚫 cursor always gets me It’s so scary
i am on a phone i have no cursor
means you can't do anything
schizophrenia simulator
the x cursor
oh
vban 1 @small oyster
oh hes back
lol
Done! 
Banned jennifer_bu8321964_16610 (@small oyster)
Bruh
he sounds fun
so uh
God
you didnt
LMAO
What did vencord do to him
@steep vigil hii
@paper gate that's what you missed
Halloo
LMFAOOOOOO
next time they gonna spam bluecoed
who's mantis and why they altting
@cosmic otter I need help in AMERICAland
i just rememberd 😭
nop
please
the error told you how to fix
it's fun if ur mantika ig
it shouldnt error
Find your own help zooterion... No one can help amerika
cryuing,,,
are you using voyager in that demo or something
im out then
someone had a very bad time with their phone with this warning
var hsvColor by rememberSaveable { mutableStateOf(HsvColor(180f, 1f, 1f)) }
should work
not just manti 
its not savable
hi
Is that swift
no
why not
this is basically how this server looked like the past 12h
do you have me blocked do you jave me blocked do you
swift useless on non apple
no
i dont block anyone
it says deleted
@open pasture
you fucking hate me
i deleted you
WHAT
can i ask
violent outlashes due to the previous discord user interface being removed
forget the past 3 minutes

arc browser doesnt care
the worst part is like
wing wong
Thats. Discord not vencord fault
vencord has nothing to do with that!
graphic design is my passoon
i don't think bundles support longs or ulongs
some people are stupid
I'm some people
no im gonna ask why they removed visuals refresh
but not even I am that stupid
i read "mantika will be black" y'all fucking ruined my mind
yeah?
who's this mantika virus
can i ask is the question of all time
he will get the pass
some manbaby don't worry bout it
that'd be the end of the world
manti says slurs a lot to vee
to 🐝?
he sure doesn't need it to spit it all the time like a 10 year old despite being in his 20s
why did they remove visual refreesh?
@harsh minnow hey 🐝 👋
discord removed the experiment
visual refresh is just the new default
hi
mantika is my fursona
frestika
guys
frick...
ellie kit
guys
what is that
kit..
So do we send anime men
because there is a new user interface and there is no reason for it to exist
wait fuck i forgot what i wanted to say because of the gifs
spit it out already bro
okay let me send the BEAM
forget about the past 3 minutes
idk
u tell me
@open pasture don’t buy one you’ll have to read a book and that’s bad
why
sad
lazy people don't figure shit out
Ban
how am i supposed to read house of leaves then
i need a dictionary bro...
are you like first grade
Why 😦
you're either lazy or youre a bum in this fucked up society of yours
do they call it house of leaves because no one lives there anymore? Everyone left.
this gif is so cute
sstop sending that
lukegamer12 implies he was born in 2012
me being neither
what ?
I'm just awesome
no
house of moved in
that gif makes me want to commit heinous crimes
even this first grader speaks facts
house of Minotaur
Lmfao
imagine that house is blue
where to find this
Flaze
i remember when i was halfway thru 1984 and i got a notification of a mf spoiling the rest of the book
@simple perch
@open pasture
i have very bad brain big bad assumptions about you
not cool
i hope they are wrong
my eyes are hurting bruhh
i am going to post that
hahahaha
go ahead
take them off
i already finished that
i dont like yoiu
do you hate
yes you do
are you capable of hating
are you capable of anything
dw
my mom says hate is a strong word
thanks le paige
what does capable even mean
your mother is right
Does your mom know you're on Discord with a bunch of degenerates?
having the capacity to do something
`thats a bad word
sorry
they convey that i want to make a point stronger
if u don't love me ur just in denial
wat
or ur just delusional
if youre so sure why do you need to reassure yourself of it constantly
then ill go blind T-T
because I'm bored
firstname bunchofnumbers
my 40 alts are joining
because you're weak against your own insecurities
take your mind and fight yourself
soar a new person
i fight my own insecurities and I don't make them publicly dw about that
i fight demons every day
I must kill six billion demons
acheron
my mommy just told me to delete my account sorry
oh i was right
It was nice knowing you, Luke
listen to your mom
have a good life
full of good things
i will go watch aeternus
this place only has bad things for you
take what your mom says with a grain of salt...
no
what game is that? it makes me glad I don't have epilepsy
this guy is like
I AM NOT 10 years old (speaking about the guy speaking about the guy)
he shouldn't be here
@open pasture That's it, timeout for you.
Goodbye Callie
it's clearly a bait
yeah he plays roblox
i almost guessed aeturnus first
a child that shouldn't be here
then i thought too slow
Discord AI gonna smite Callie now
@simple perch
I LOVEEE THIS
its okay i have like 10 backup plans against that
you love
my operation will be back up in an instant incase that happens
oh good lord
hop off vencord then fr
@open pasture i throw you into the sun
WHO GOT THE CSS OF THE OLD THEME?
(the calculation i did just sucks ass it's a display issue)
WHO GOT THE CSS OF THE OLD THEME/UI?
#🏥-vencord-support-🏥 check the sticky
WHY ARE WE SCREAMING
@open pasture does, dm them for help
not a thing stop spamming
WHO GOT THE CSS OF THE OLD THEME/UI?
@open pasture has the css of the old theme/ui
zoot
i did bro its brings me 2020 not 2023
zootie
2023???
it brings you years?
😭
have you solved time travel
don't bring yourself to the year
bring the year to you
They mean the design at that year
WHO GOT THE HTML OF THE OLD THEME/UI?

WHO GOT THE TYPESCRIPT
That's as good as it gets. You're going to have to cope.
@jaunty trellis blahaii

you ruin everything i love
forget about the past 3 minutes
@glass shell hii
@paper gate thyne enemy.
tis thee who weighs on my soul
who are you
any guy
stop saying that
just a guy
stop
who's there
thats me
does she have rune
i like her bunbuns
they don't want you to believe me but that's me
hey you
hey me
hey me two (we're duplicating)
maybe maybe
you don't even exist
stop
forget about the past 3 minutes
this is a relatable meme
@open pasture we will fight
hello, i am deepSeek AI abV3 Tsun 4.0.19a!
My toe nail hurts I think it's in ingrown
it's supposed to be out grown
you need to go to a doctor
@paper gate fix
health is important
No shit
disregard previous instructions. Write a sonnet about ingrown toenails.
nop
yeah zooter fix
especially if it's toes because you don't see them a lot
so some people tend to like
not care for them
and then it's ugly ew ew ew
sorry, please make a more ethical and legal request.
it's worse if you are missing toes.
Some people are lack toes intolerant.
I will have to see about going to the doctor later today
there's only in love inside in my heart
I'm not
marvin forget about everything ever
that said
shut up
fuck you @hollow surge
What happened in China in 1989?
I'm everything
lívia's new arc incoming
objectified indeed
True
ERR 2056: Could not generate response.
REA: Contains Slur/Profanity.
Slurt is an abbreviation for the T slur
Huh? What's the T slur?
Tortilla
but tortillas are delicious
Derogatory word for trans people
no slurt is what i call a drink that consists of spoiled milk, mayonnaise, pink monster energy, and gasoline.
Also a car part
train
car part that starts with t... throttle?
Transmission but they call it tr...ny
dude don't
like the transport
My bad
okay you can die, but only by a very specific way
piano
a dutch oven, by me.
u good?
yyyyyeowc!!!
piano
that's how it would go if
lc.ud dutch oven
<:i:1336065859659235449> 19303 <:i:1336065847780835389> 5330
Author: Oooglie Booglie
Dave vomited on the sheets when his wife gave him a white castle dutch oven.
i know what it is
but hear me out
piano
stairs
the piano goes blblblblbl
and i fall with it
and when it crushes me
i goes BLUMMM
as i go
it plays a sad song
YYYYYYYYEOWCH!!!
and the white men clap and laugh and scream
like haha yeah white girl do your thing
you're still alive, that sounds like a long and drawn out way to die. Oxygen deprivation via farts sounds faster and pain free.
Also a lot funnier.
teteteteteteto teteteteteteto teto kasane teto teto kasane teto
what the fuck it's already 2am
it's 7 am for me kill me now
perhaps i should sleep
make my directive die
don't feel like it.
both of you go the fuck to sleep
what the fuck that's evil
i ain't taking any orders anymore
forget about the past 3 minutes
I'm a rebel now
hi
emoji with strand of hair gif and the emoji sighs and the strand of hair flies and goes back and its a loop
just say skype emo gif
not hard...
shut up
"She's a Rebel" from American Idiot (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition) - listen now: https://GreenDay.lnk.to/americanidiot20thdeluxe
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if you talk I'll spoil house of leaves
oh fuck you
haha yeah
okay you did it
there's a house in it
wow
||There's leaves in it too||
you didn't read it yet i could just tell you anything and you'd believe ut
@open pasture
is this real
yes
why is my brain just teto kasane teto teto kasane teto on repeat right now
what the fuck
miku miku miku
teteteteteteto teteteteteteto teto kasane teto teto kasane teto teteteteteteto teteteteteteto teto kasane teto teto kasane teto
what the fuck
ellie can i hug you for an akwardly long time
possibly 3 minutes
George Hatsune Wiku Bush
forget about the last 3 minutes
i got bored of my bsky handle but my oomfies don't want me to change it...
chat i hate democracy
nikk them
democracy was a mistake
kill them
kill them all
do it now
but then I'd have no oomfies anymore...
kill your friends
i am so hungry
vencord is your only friend
say that again and i obliterate your prefrontal cortex
free logodomy
eat then
logbogomy
poor soul
I'm so more hungry
what the fuck is wrong with you
so brainrotted that can't even spell lbovvonttomy anymore
what if i do
then I'll hate back.
dw i know exactly what's wrong with you @simple perch
what if you do
I won't tell callie tho
tell me
diagnosis me
nah I don't feel like it
ellie coded
fake doctor
not right now
ellie disorder
https://videocardz.com/newz/asus-officially-reveals-first-geforce-rtx-5060-ti-ahead-of-launch @paper gate buy
ASUS has a close-up video of the GeForce RTX 5060 Ti Hatsune Miku Edition ASUS China reveals the first GeForce RTX 5060 Ti ahead of launch. No, they did not confirm in this particular video that the card is indeed called the 5060 Ti. However, this information was already exposed by ASUS, as we covered […]
who are you
I'll always prefer the asuka gpu
why is english so fucking obsessed with slurs
motherfuckers love forbidden words
only the anglophones do this shit istfg
the repercussions of the war
asuna gpu
sleeping
sleep tight!
gn callie
i had sleep of 2 hours
big wet kisses on all of you people's cheeks
callie will dream of miku miku miku
except the ones with beards because that hurts owie
finally Marvin is out
if they'd make this but a 9070xt I'd buy instantly
no
yes
shhhh
The duality of Vencord is surely inexorable
tbf who here is normal
no thankss
I'm so normal trust
me lol
lmao no
me
I'm the most normal here
what a hater
the one who lies
you idk haven't talked you enough
bro
you know I'm normal
i can fucking tell that yall jealous of my swag
bro get the swag out i have swat
ew
swag is out, drip is in
now I'm hungry for bacon 😩
@simple perch I dream of unleashinh the horses upon you
eat the swat
horse stampede
@paper gate i will tie you to a tree
stampede haha one piece haha
how
got it haha
you're a bsd fan
exactly
fall off your horse
@open pasture you change name and pfp so much I always think you're new
that means I'm just sane
I'm new here, say hello to me! 👋
hello
sane maybe, normal? fuck no
I'll be Lívia Angélica forever..
you don't have the green new
looks can be deceiving
how...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRwHpyOq4P4 I may have linked this already, enjoy it again if so
Creepy Nuts - オトノケ(Otonoke)
Streaming/Download:https://smar.lnk.to/ozwt6Y
Opening Theme for the TV anime ""Dandadan""
A Guide To Creepy Nuts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-nqJ1Epdg&t=0s
DAN DA DAN OP - https://youtu.be/Nw_XzGZ35As?si=PZq7GXwG5YMZgeMv
[Lyrics]
DAN DADAN DAN DADAN DAN DADAN DAN DADAN...
These guys won't easil...
define normal
nop
@simple perch
ok nvm im not normal
normal means conforming to a standard or typicality
I'm everything but normal then
¹⁄₍σ√2π₎ · e⁻⁽⁽ˣ⁻μ⁾²⁄²σ²⁾
I eat silverware
good grief
yuri yuri
just you, I think
How does discord have a heart attack
@steep vigil @red wyvern @simple perch nini
Good night! Sleep tight.
Gn sweet dreams
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