#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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why do you hate me
Tessie cute
Tessie w
Vencord down
Mods lobotomize this user
vencord down?
no.
🧠🔨

shiggy
i dont like the color of your name
Good
white name couldnt be me
no
i'm a p2w whitename.
punk name better <3
we aren't equal.
wow that's 1 word off
what ever makes you sleep at night
but like im better tho
maroon>>>
hi
am i doing the discord equivalent of blackface
I switched back to iPhone
:3
exactly why it's a dream
I Just have irc colours on
Why judge whitenames? Are we racis?
never gonna happen
dont know who is a whitename
i have too much edgy humor
Nop
what color am i on irccolors
nope I’ll change that in the next decade
you need to not have a colour role to see it
Check out this Choco-cappuccino I made :3
just switch to light mode and youll be a blacknamr
lc.g polska gurom
Dec 5, 2023 ... "Polska Gurom!" is polish version of "SCOTLAND FOREVER!". Change my mind. 8 comments ...
all white names that aren't livia go to the low of mines to mine for radioactive materials
you know what custom role > basic roles
insane
i feel like an undercover fed rn
fml
soulseek is saving my life again. fucking love soulseek
soul seeks salvation
this fever fucking sucks holy shit
@slow urchin where are you biker bibo 10
rm sick.dll
whar
why ping
i busy
not same syntax as coreutils, of course
YOU'RE WHAT
ok so
ah okay
we have a problem
awful typo 💔

try powershell
that's just an alias to Remove-Item
not an actual commmand
fair
windows shell 💔💔
fucking insane dawg
why are you using anything but bash
what problem
i think you might be a tad stupid
cmd.exe on wiine 💔
no?
undercover latinx
try
cd "$HOME\Desktop"
New-Item test.rtfm -ItemType File
rm test.rtfm
so i ran a memory test
and it's taking hours
vns
i am NOT the one to ask about hardware issues but windows mem tests take hours
try with /
guys
fuck windows
i have a question about plugins
i hate Powershell
My phone started doing that thing where it doesn't charge until you restart 
well windows
what phone is it
redmi k20
cd C:\Users\$USERNAME\Desktop
what's weird is that it happened when i had miui
and after i switched to lineageos it just happened again
is there a message cleaner plugin for vencord
atp i will start saving for a new phone
guys?
guys?
is there a message cleaner plugin for vencord
vns
off topic snats
evil
beds suck sofas are so much comfier
Why evil. fres is evil
Do a dir
No just dir 😭
Isnt that Cmd
:/
How could one hate tea
idkkkkk
maybe i should try actual good tea
not the ones my family prepared
idk
is chamomile tea good chat
I suppose I got nothing to lose
ceylon/kandy tea Sri Lanka
hm
are you doing surgery on pcb
lol i hope don't die
i hope i don't pass out**** i won't die
What would kill you there except the battery
why the fuck did i say die 😭
can you sew a new chipset
Wait sorry I thought you were the person doing the soldering
i love not ventilating my room and closing the windows when im doing soldering work
im not even kidding i have a soldering station i always forget to open my windows
i was burning something in my room and i sat there inhaling pollution for hours because i didn't open the windows
time for snes
Maybe consider snorting glue instead
Wow
Bruh
I need A/C to function
super metroid
It’s like gears but for my body
imagine having airflow
are you a sleeper
yes
@paper gate
@simple perch@simple perch@simple perch@simple perch
you should go sleep instead
a cow has 7 whelps today, how many tomatoes are in a garden if the dinosaur ate the gorilla
whats that
3
Correct
novideo
tbh idk its just a good sounding word
how can you download nvidia on a pie
its insane how you can just "(old game) rom" and there are like 5 sites which have a big download button just giving you an 8mb file which is hours of fun
1.5mb
"(games name) rom reddit"
*3mb uncompressed
why would you add reddit
I heard that bus game is nice
that just leads to you needing like 5 more clicks because some stupid redditors are like "jUsT gO tO tHe MeGaThReAd"
in case nothing works reddit always has answers
first link i have my file
Uhhhh
nala makes it suck a bit less
APT.
Sorry as a Large Language Learning Model I cannot help with that.
@lapis lava yop
BAD SONG
@lapis lava what if we sent fres to mars
nah that 8 hour bus game yk where you lose your pc dies
my mom always puts on APT like once a car ride
my mom always puts some random yankee pop
then my stepfather turns it off
and puts brazilian gangsta music
i don't know it
IT'S SO FUNNY WHEN HE DOES THAT
as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death
define yankee pop
does she just open top 50 usa and play whatever's trending
i am trying so hard to mentally imagine strolling through the hood while bumping espresso
LMFAOOOO
okay so the mid kind of pop
@open pasture goes for long peaceful strolls through the hood listening to Espresso
Yes.
nuh uh
God I hate that song
I'm actually convinced that song is a psychological experiment
mem
@paper gate i have fixed apt.
Please await the new version in 40 business days.
Thank you
love when websites use anti bot stuff so i cant just right click the download link and wget it on my pi
not brazilian gangsta music but
#CIDINHO #DOCA #FUNK #BRASIL #FAVELA #CIDADEDEDEUS #TROPADEELITE
still very good
and my step-father loves it
gotta do extra steps to transfer over ssh
good lyrics as well
@simple perch
relatable as fuck.
wait you actually ssh
guh?
my dad puts on whatever artist he likes atm
currently hes undergoing an ariana grande phase
i don't know how ssh works besides zerotier
SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
lc.tr Eu faço uma oração para uma santa protetora
Mas sou interrompido a tiros de metralhadora
Enquanto os ricos moram numa casa grande e bela
O pobre é humilhado, esculachado na favela
he also went through sea of thieves OST (never played the game), john mayer, linkin park
-# <:i:1336065711323222119> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1336064835691090043> 🇺🇸 English
I say a prayer to a patron saint
But I am interrupted by machine gun fire
While the rich live in a big, beautiful house
The poor are humiliated, ridiculed in the favela```
epic song
I'm gonna actually break a wall istg
do
svelte sooo good
it'd get a random section of the lyrics of the last song i was listening to
@lapis lava is a sveltie
and put there
i love this name
thankss
it worked.
based
My parents told me my sister birthday (turning 4) was Sunday. Today is Saturday. It was apparently today. No one woke me up. No calls, no texts, no knocking, nothing, and I missed it. And then they blamed it on me and started laughing at me until I was basically fucking screaming at them
Asshole parents
lc.tr Quem vai pro exterior da favela sente saudade
O gringo vem aqui e não conhece a realidade
Vai pra zona sul pra conhecer água de côco
E o pobre na favela passando sufoco
-# <:i:1336065711323222119> 🇵🇹 Portuguese <:i:1336064835691090043> 🇺🇸 English
Those who go to the outside of the favela feel homesick
The foreigner comes here and doesn't know the reality
He goes to the south zone to try coconut water
And the poor in the favela are suffering```
real
coconut water
do people go all the way go brazil to try it
yes
it's part of the Rio de Janeiro experience
(I'm not from Rio)
its just coconut wazter
i want a dish rotator but theyre soo expensive @open pasture
it's comfy
being at the beach and drinking some coconut water
it's peak
i hate heat grrr i need my climate to be eternally 15 degrees celsius
i could diy but guh
mhm
currently a nice 4 C here
getting too warm
me no like
cold week is passing
though no idea where this cold week came from, litrally 0 C daytime one week next week 20, in april
it was 5/17c 2d ago now its -2/6
i am made of cloth @simple perch
bro is a plushie
i will sew you
I like sewing
Take paracetamol and go to sleep
That's what I do when I have a fever
That's if you're not allergic to paracetamol
guhh?
I love doing narcotics when I'm sick
Lmfao
I will take a needle and thread, and turn you into a nice cute garment, L bozo
lc.g paracetamol
-# Drug
Paracetamol, or acetaminophen, is a non-opioid analgesic and antipyretic agent used to treat fever and mild to moderate pain. It is a widely available over-the-counter drug sold under various brand names, including Tylenol and Panadol.⁽¹⁾
1/-6 2 days ago 19/8 predicted tommorow
We do I'm just dumb
Most popular fever medicine over here, paracetamol
Fair enuff
it snowed at 3c
the weather is insane here
bigger headakes only
Oh yeahh
sometimes
oh yeah same, though most of it melted instantly was only snowing in the day
where I live it almost never snows, there was a snow storm like on February, but it will take another year or two for more snow to come
Oh yeah brufen might be better for fever
Although we have pills that combine brufen and paracetamol
Funnily enough those worked the worst
As I can confirm when I had pneumonia
yeah thanks for showing me your white screen i was confused
Screen keeps blinking help
@stark herald Paraless
@stark herald 
@lapis lava I'm sorry updating the plugin might take me a bit I'm not doing well and can't really get myself to get out of bed
ill do pr it takes like 10 seconds
Thank you nina
what plugin do you own copyright for, biker bibo
Me right now
airpods so good....
:3
You know your parents are bad at being parents when you ask an AITA about the situation and chatgpt is somehow more comforting
😭
since i have break this week ill probably rework the settings UI to be more like textreplace's @slow urchin
i would go insane editing this
all of AMERICAland try not to have spring break on different weeks challenge: failed
true
@cosmic otter @winter needle
wing had his break a week before mine and rushii had her break a week after me 
Guhhh so good, I forgot the text replace has a nice menu I didn't understand how to dynamically add settings myself, thank uuuu
and now that rushii break is over nino has his break…
what has the world come to
spring break timing is at the mercy of your area's board of education
me
I have same break week as nina
you're Hatsune Miku?!
discord has a horrible mobile app
i guess so
spring break my ass
spring broken
you all need to grow up and realise the only days you get off in life are the legally mandates ones
imagine not having 3wk break
😭 type shit
and I'm not even grown yet
nintendo d-pads are so ass its heartbreaking
Spring breaks and winter breaks are mandated I'm pretty sure
For schooling
🥀, even
which is why they replaced it with four buttons
i like the 4 buttons a LOT more than the dpad
:c
im trying to play super metroid on my switch pro controller i keep pressing up/down when trying to do quick and precise dpad inputs
@lost furnace
i.e. walljumping or boost ball
chloe has never used a standard d pad and only the $200 controller d pads
REAL
stop crying
i've had to somehow escape the super metroid wall jump pit
with a virtual gamepad on my phone
lmao!
im curious
sucks to suck and get stuck in the pit
bruh i can't play without tactile feedback
I'll manufacture bootleg switch 2 controller with the fish button dw
Luckily I put it on my copy paste
||My parents told me my sister birthday (turning 4) was Sunday. Today is Saturday. It was apparently today. No one woke me up. No calls, no texts, no knocking, nothing, and I missed it. And then they blamed it on me and started laughing at me until I was basically fucking screaming at them, now i have sobbed uncontrollably for a while and I still haven't eaten all day||
You love
Best parents
!
Guh
Copied the edit
Lemme shorten
What does that emoji reaction mean
Horror
symlink
good question
Whar
do you not remember or at least write down your family members birthdates orr
finally paid my bill lol
hi 👋
why so many
hello hi
my credit card maxed out
and discord was trying to ask me for money
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/16D251D7qVEVCzOHgAm4J9 chat rate the playlist
WOKE image
why does it have the top text in the embed wtf
that's CROPPED OUT of the IMAGE
RAHHH
i literally know that img
IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE "when the lesbian weed hits" 
i think i can find it saved on my phone

i should make my own metroid game and get c&d'd by nintendo right?!?!?!
image
let me curl it
tell the person im replying to i hate him
i hate @sharp hearth
has Polyphia and kendrick so should be good
video game osts!!!!
but why
why not paid before or why pay at all?
tuna pizza good
LMFAO
imagine spending ur money with useless shit online
couldn't be me
right???
love
idk if i can send here because it has weird chars and will get kiled
🖤🖤🖤🖤
I cant see that
L
@slow urchin WHAT
[root@DESKTOP-I8V4HK0 ~]# speedtest-cli
Retrieving speedtest.net configuration...
Cannot retrieve speedtest configuration
ERROR: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden
[root@DESKTOP-I8V4HK0 ~]# sudo speedtest-cli
Retrieving speedtest.net configuration...
Cannot retrieve speedtest configuration
ERROR: HTTP Error 403: Forbidden
[root@DESKTOP-I8V4HK0 ~]#
curl -s https://install.speedtest.net/app/cli/install.rpm.sh | sudo bash
sudo yum install speedtest
speedtest
errr akhsually arch doesnt have yummers
let me speedtest
yay
how the fuck do you 403 speedtest 😭
IDK
unsane
why are you buying so much nitro
@placid cove you use arch right
but card is maxed out so discord cant take money
do you love
and it keeps asking me for money every day since the 27th
no way, token logger train
all aboard the devilbro train, turn in 101% of your ram!!
blahaj
can you fix this #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message
nop
@sharp dawn, <t:1744467116:R>: go the fuck home
like actually go to speedtest.net
yay -S speedtest-cli-ookla
well this is inside wsl
if u have yay
so speed differs
its different
wdym
but if i have to guess (am not expert), Cannot retrieve speedtest configuration maybe file permission thing or smth
how
ohh
arch is insane
true
hyfetch better
but no cute face
flag > face
you love
"Why is my Discord client so slow?"
The humble :
lmaoo
You shouldn't use neofetch anymore, it's dead
hyfetch --distro UWUNTU
its dead cuz there was no addition to it in years its already perfect
its archived
No it's literally not developed anymore
yes
the official reason was because nothing needed to be done anymore
its finished
can i say i like k-on without people assuming i'm racist
last commit was like 1-2 years ago on the day of archival
or can i prove i'm racist without saying i like k-on
iirc anyway
291 Issues say otherwise lol
shrug
over 3 years at the time of archival
right
neofetch is the best fetch
still works great so there is no real reason to hop off
also it's a 10k long unmaintainable bash script
it takes 2 decades to run
fastfetch >>>
unless you are using a new or custom distro (in which case you should switch distros anyway)
im still using neofetch
gender
those haters..
I just reinstalled Fedora. So far, it's my favorite distro so far. As a longtime Windows user, I grew to dislike it more and more.
i dont mind the speed of neofetch, i'll know it will run
neofetch doesn't even support wayland lol
speed doesnt really matter when you run it once a year anyway
Boolean Question
4
6
1
True
i know 😔 but where's any alternative that shows that much information + logo
fastfetch
that's a bunch of L's
i literally use it on wayland
yea
Turn on more modules if you want more stuff in fastfetch, it has way more options
Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.Chrome is moving towards a new experience that allows users to choose to browse without third-party cookies.
doesnt it have issues with the new versions of linux not being able to read the kernel anymore?
oo oki i havent heard of that wtf
did it come out after the dude became a farmer or before that
when you configure hyfetch it asks to select between neofetch, fastfetch, etc
also, this may sound stupid but
neofetch had image support
do fastfetch or hyfetch do too?
Obviously
Imagine fastfetch as neofetch, but better in literally every way
i'll def check it out
fastfetch is bad because its newer
wait so and hyfetch is just built on top of fastfetch?
am confused
i havent touched linux in like
idk 2 years
but it doesnt show much information
you can select your fetch
i like neofetch because of the information it shows
even songs playing
You can configure that everywhere
ah
like for example
i love that
i got tired of it after hearing like 7 octillion times on top50/100
how do you have background
now tell me why do i need neofetch to begin with
wtf is that hex
vreroll-cotd #ff6666
Rerolled!
konsole
:3
yesterdays one was better
my color matches my pfp so well
the pink?
i think it was purple
why are the greens different shades
cute
also, this was my first linux screenshot 4 years ago lmaoo
vcotd
where grass
is that your deadname
maybe
anyways, this is so vibe
17h? only
im just looking through my screenshots folder btw, i havent touched linux since windows update fucked up my grub (i dual boot win10 with arch)
actually, i had debian for a while after arch, and there is still debian installed, but just not grub
refind
nah
its better than grub
systemd
no config needed at all
my grub didnt need config either
i gave up on grub after it turned insane and didnt let me boot
actually i have no idea what im talking about cause my knowledge is so outdated
what's the meta now
i dont even remember if i was still using linux or not when neofetch got archived
Of course its touch grass
that's actually the very first command i ran after installing
Emacs lisp looks horrifying
not even apt update
Why
very flexible
I only used emacs for some time
also it's essentially a software implementation of a Lisp machine
hence why it's peak
And installed my first package which is of course evil
It felt more like kakoune than vi(m)
yeah i've heard about that
i just use feline onomatopoeia mode
gotta love automod.
google so good at design
remember when they changed the red to pink in the play menu
did they revert it?
ok, unpopular opinion, i love that hot pink color
maybe cause i love pink idk but it looked nice
Is it true that when a member is banned from a server anyone currently online in the server can see the ban in the dev console?
it looked off at first
but now it looks cool
no
Huh, a while ago NTTS said smth about that in a video
trusting NTTS as a viable source
fixed now
Oh
"a while ago" 2 years late
Eh
hey nin0, are we allowed to bypass the automod that stops you from talking about plugins not made by Vencord devs that you have to install yourself?
And there goes the chat
alr who killed chat
become regular and youll be able to
@open pasture
vrule 11
Do not ask for, talk about, or use the following plugins:
- Stereo Mic
- FakeDeafen or other similar creepy plugins
- Animated Status
- Message Mass Delete
- Selfbots, Spammers, MassMentions, NitroSnipers or similar
i add comments to all my patches and now it looks ai generated 😭
ehh not really
stop saying: "my code is too good for ai to write it"
start saying: "my code is too bad for ai to write it"
ai wouldnt even come up with my solutions
her cost is quite expensive too, so you gotta run her w a unit that reduces it
plus her AOE isn't that large. i never built her because of that (d hina >>>>>)
so in a few decades :/
finally someone i can relate to
unofficial plugins
i will add all of these to vencord
do it
Btw, StereoMic is banned because even if you send dual channel audio to Discord it’s still merged to one channel serverside, also smth about fake versions of the plugin being used to hack accounts or something.
ok
(it's not)
or at least it didn't use to
it’s not what?
its not banned its just cause people kept asking for it and it got annoying
@open pasture
there's no need for it imo
it's voice chat
i will do this with a grapefruit
not sure how that'll work with the acidity
Acid grunge
wouldn't you need to get them to install the client mod too
it’s not mono on the server side
More from Entertainment Tonight: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdtXPiqI2cLorKaPrfpKc4g?sub_confirmation=1
Exclusives from #EntertainmentTonight :
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50th time this has been sent here
unsend @winter needle
i will never forgive you….
forgive me @winter needle
@fallow drum @fallow drum
NO WAY IT’S FUCKING REAL
why are you leaking discord development chatlogs
should i ban speedrun it
rosinga in Hololive Armpit
I was joking :/
i love hololive armpit
guh
guh
nop
@lapis lava https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1ylSKFPYfBI
🤯 The BIGGEST AI coding mistake? Blindly trusting the output! AI tools like Copilot are amazing, but they're not perfect.
➡️ Watch the full guide on our channel!
i just use whatever server i have
why would i want to join hololive armpit
unknown
just forward smh
great reasoning
"why would i want to join"
"join to find out"
🗣️ 🗣️
what is this
great posture
are there a lot of pmoon fans in hololive armpit
@sharp dawn, <t:1744467172:R>: get off discord and do something useful like play Arsenal
why are you playing arsenal tho
do something useful and make a plugin
or just do schoolwork
Go touch grass and then tell your mom that you appreciate her
have been for a very very long time
done
this is called lexgen and its not hololive
is that not don quixote from limbus company
i don't believe you
so i am right
lexgen
i'll take it as a yes then
nop
ill take it as a no
if i roll a prime its yes otherwise no
lc.eval
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
int main() {
srand(time(NULL));
int x = rand() % 20 + 1;
printf("%d", x);
return 0;
}
7```
lucky
ok so i'm not joining
to me it's not a loss, to you it might be
is this real
same effect on ios if you use rune by icrazeios
I like it
nice cat
lexycat
you'll see
good.
does this work
:(
i did this and got in jail
This is so mean. Theyre calling their girlfriend short
what if she is
But its still mean
howw
Idk
if i were short i'd take it as a compliment
Short people dont like being called short
Usually
being tall sux
True
How tall are you
What would you consider average height
like 1.8m
168cm
perfect height i can't lie
lc.wolframalpha 168 cm to feet and inches
Same
Peefect height is 100cm
what if i write an emacs distribution
Might be cool
Dont
with (feline onomatopoeia)-edit
and trying to make it user-friendly
because holy shit
NOOO PATD GUY IS A CONSPIRACY THEORIST https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7ayNc1iXfE8?feature=share
if you open smth like
neovim or kakoune for the first time
you're gonna be lost
shit's not user-friendly at all
@red wyvern why husk
I hate how my discord has really bad screen issues
it's good
neovim
I know what they're hiding at the south pole
neovim plugin ecosystem is so fucking unstable
just use nano
Micro better
It's the US Strategic Femboy Reserve. They keep the excess femboys sequestered at the South Pole so that we don't get femboy inflation. For more information, Google "femboy inflation".
google "deez nuts"
I am tired. .50BMG
REAL
if you don't ping me when you reply to something i say i will like
usually not see it
@rare trout @rare trout @rare trout
@rare trout hi
Same tbh
olla
no reply ping is stupid
Majority of people here turn pings off
and people who advocate for it are insane
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
if you lose ur shit over me pinging you cry about it
You want to get a notification when I am shitposting like that?
Ao i do it too here to not bother others. But i like to be pinged in replies so i can see
dont shitpost behind my back
that's fucked up
vencord ads in my settings....
i need to cancel my icloud subscription
kill it
@rare trout rule?
Very well, I'll do my best to shit in front of you
rule.
I know who you are
rule!
and I know who you are
nino doesnt know
and I know that you will explode in the next 8 seconds
can i explode too please
imma eat oreos.
you should buy something from salemtechsperts shop
oreos so fucking good
nop keep giving millions to Apple
ill give you a discount
when i get job
idk when
fr
i see this aspyrin resposting the same shit i see everyday @lapis lava
They're cookies lmao
Oh
its called a cookcuit
thank you
fire song btw
who cares
i do
...
(what's the difference)
why is Tom McDonald's trying so badly to be american
don't they convey like
Challenge accepted

