#๐ง-off-topic-iceman-only
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i forgot about loggers
Most people here have loggers
whoopsies
and also made germany aswell
Lmfao
you sent it?
i forgot this is fucking vencord after all
yes
wheres germany?
oh i see it
its the white on top and red botto mflag
never saw it ๐คทโโ๏ธ
no no
you blinked
thats germany
kil
omar
These are a real thing btw but they were never used
They can cause literal craters
my yuri post got ignored for almost 12hrs in a server about gay. insane
yes ik
post the full cuh
sharing is caring!
EAT TUNGSTEN BOZO
*blasts france off the map*
Hello
Now imagine if it had 4 blades and was a missile, the government DID use those
:3
this is from veritasium, the erudite
nownow
imagine this
i saw you update your nickname live
erudite???
just say heโs smart
a fucking thermonuclear warhead launched from uranus
hi
WHAT

gotta keep up with the vocabulary
no witnesses.
how candor of you

๐ช
uh oh
Fanks mate

british
ban @tardy vortex
ew
uuhh
why? cause heโs black?
haha imagine n word name- wait what
why did you go and fish for that name anyways




hello
bye
@static valley
๐ถ
A
bruh
in 2025
are we deadass
really bro
juss delete ur discord account
thats so embarassing
โin the big โ25โ in the big โ25 ๐๐ฅ
chill you dumbass
What
im gonna chop your head
bruh
In the year of our Lord, The year of reconnaissance 2025
who's the bad person here
Can i have some context. Why are we harrasing each other. Isnt n word a slur? That should be disallowed in nicknames

i'm so itchy!
the account hasnt talked since 2024
i get it you should ban cuz alt
but like bro
@static valley wanna see a cute video
i sure dont
yeah
I care
I mean still. Inappropriate username
dont ask me
Because I Care for everyone
how opening twitter feels
Embrace the freakiness
my twitter is just people
okay
don't fucking cross me.
love

I thought it said jew or gay
tight like miss lucy sausage
i lovethis video
how it feels to open bluesky instead
bluesky doesnt even have an algorithm
its so much worse than twitter
but thats just my opinion
thats why its good actually
i only get stuff i want to see
algorithmic social media sucks
which right now is mostly cool art and also funny comics
i love tumblr
Why
i tried tumblr but i honest to god have no idea how to navigate it
that is a feature
like what do i do
They Spy on you.... ๐ฑ ๐ฑ fear emoji
Omg
Scroll
because it makes you watch more, consume more, it's designed to keep you there and show you things that will make you interact
curate ur feed
nop
I dont mind interacting with cute bunny videos idk abt u
i will curate you
okay but its all random stuff... where are all the funny posts i see on reddit...

that's just my opinion
i will curate ur computer
reddit humor
my tiktok is just japanese cosplayers and my twitter is just japanese/chinese cosplayers + yuri
horror
that's not even the worst of it
Ur opinion is rather weird. For me at least
we're talking about this while being in disord
discord
๐ฅ
we're consumed by discord
i take offense to the first one
discord doesn't haev an algorithm that just shows u messages u think u like lol
its literally you in the picture
at least choose a better font
no way
this feature was a mistake
yup
its S
for first letter of Sleeper
ok wow
sorry
@jagged skiff hai
did u get ui7 yet!!!!
it wont arrive on the a52 ๐๐๐
why do i keep getting wingman matches in cs2 that always ends in 3/4
does the final person not want to accept
hve to wait for it on my brothers a55
๐
@shadow owl pl explain
what do i watch
wheres gamer jake
people should get smarter so that they don't get replaced by AI in the future
i should get dumber
im being serious this shit is happening
isnt someone already feeding messages here to an ai
fuck gamecube era games
someone fed my messages to Bixby.
wait let me give your messages to chatgpt so it can explain what you mean
do they name it Bixby or Galaxy AI
Sorry i have no Reading comprehension
read a fuckin book.
every single gamecube era game is this amazing 20 hour experience (if you take your time)
and then at the end it just goes
NNNOOO!!!!
"but the game isnt long enough!" and then sends you on a 10 hour fetch quest that is mindnumbingly boring compared to the peak that was the other 20 hours
what about resident evil 4
i have not played re4
@grok pl explain
is this trigonometry
holdon
stimky
the g in gpt stands for grok
@spark crescent pls explain
A a and g d d f f g gmh.h h. .yng .h.h hh..h.h.h. hhmh. h.h.hm
Is there anything else I can help you with?
wind waker with the triforce, prime 1 with the artifacts, prime 2 with the temple keys, prime 3 with the energy cells, the medallions in twilight princess, the crystal stars in ttyd, etc etc
hi
๐ซธ๐ป
๐ซท๐ป
i understand the tariffs now
im racist ๐๏ธ
what does the grok icon even mean
black hole
apartheid
i dont know why they are still making gemini and google assistant not combined
market manipulation
is this even funny
this joke is exploding
thanks bixby
to differentiate from the older devices not supporting it i guess
shit was not that funny
poem
There isnt
@jagged skiff i asked it "do you like apple"
Apppellelelelel
Honestly im just typing shit at the moment
Just to try the kybaord
Hehe the rgb is funny
Wtf it has a keycap puller in the back
Why
"what do you think about apple"

hii
silly
Ask it โwhich iPhone should I buyโ
@open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture @open pasture
"how are you siri"
didabled
bruh
i too didable
discord advertising quests once again..
do you handle knives stabbing you well
yes
i doubt people actually use stuff they see from quests
hi
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
thatโs me
this is some shit mattkc would do
Lmao everyone crashed
wtf
Billion dollar company can't even make their servers stabls
i have the roles wtf ๐ญ
50000 ms ping ass chat ๐
my bad sorry
why that logo so big ๐ญ
https://youtu.be/bU15Tk3UZwc the chinese version looks like schizophrenia simulator lol
Netflix League of Legends Act 3 season finale
Chinese and global version comparison ending scene, the CN version removed Vi and Caitlyn in one frame. Safest move from Riot to respect the culture and tradition in other country.
#arcane #jinx #leagueoflegends
so thatโs why ๐ญ๐ญ
were so back
going to Twitter to see discord is down is such a moment everytime it's true
@paper gate guh why did you kill discord
sorry
First commit to prod on discord ! ๐
real

mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! ๐จ
Lizard squad came back in 2025 confirmedโฆ theyโre targeting gaming chat platforms now instead ๐ฅ
discord servers seem to be down
yes

The discord servers just go down for a sec, really?
still is
lmao
yes it is
for a while
discord moment
i mean just a little itโs working fine on my phone rn
but not my computer tho
we are back
test
vesktop isn't working for me
vds
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diecord still shitting self
they pushed a status message to the load screen
elevated api latency
wait we might be back my desktop client just connected
i got regular discord working, and vesktop
my mobile client connected, vesktop not responding
well im on vesktop so 
welp
either way vesktop has nothing to do with anything
discord pushed a status message to loading screens indicating an api latency issue
it took vesktop longer to load
same
i know
Why is it kinda back rn
I joined here thinking it was ven but I guess not
seemingly fully back
No need to refresh discord to see new messages
again typing indicators working imo is a good sign that the api is back to normal
Itโs just all there
it just takes a minute
it's slowly dying
always check discord first ๐ญ
๐
fyi, this is an excellent rule of thumb to go by
I did it's all green on their status page
Itโs been 3 minutes without Discord. My hands wonโt stop shaking, Iโm having full-body tremors and cold sweats. I tried opening the app but it wouldnโt load โ I let out a scream so loud it scared my dog. My breathing is erratic, I can't focus, I didnโt even eat breakfast because my appetite vanished with the Discord servers. I skipped school โ how am I supposed to go on without sending random memes to my friends every 15 seconds? I grabbed my dadโs old radio from the attic and tried to make contact with other Discord users like a post-apocalyptic survivor. I miss pinging everyone in the server just to say โyo.โ My Nitro subscription means nothing now. All my unread messages, gone. All my roles, forgotten. I fear I may never recover my 6-month reply streak in the memes channel. I keep opening the app like a desperate ritual, praying to the Discord gods to bring it back. Pleaseโฆ I just want to see my favorite green circles light up again. I just want to scream into the void in #general. I donโt know how much longer I can hold on.
they be lying to us
very update intensive api thing
Hi
page probably cached
always reload cache when refreshing pages ๐ฅ
Is support flooded rn
:33
flood me
just read the api smh

oh brother
Yโall happy now?
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Hi slug.cat
im baffled that this github action has a race condition
???
im baffled that this github action has a race condition
@jaunty trellis hiii
you guys may take this image i made
how
haiii
no idea
pure skill?
i know some people who would fall for this ๐ญ
real asf
As in the the last run will cancel the first?
yes
hire zoot to fix for a piece of bread
the action yml is 1k lines long

thats not much
Why wouldnโt it have it and also why should it have it?
idk
Weโre on the same page
darwin?
like
the amazing world of gumball
๐ญ
just add on fail: run again somewhere and don't touch it
you're late...
hi
@wraith osprey youre late
:<
@lapis lava wait do you actually play minecraft
aw
once in a decade
get well soon oomf
vds
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btw @lapis lava you probably won't get random vendroid down pings anymore cuz I migrated kuma to a different server that isn't fucking dying for no reason
i moved to my kuma anyway

lmao
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โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
and i have even more obnoxious ntfy notifications
o oki
oh cool
wait is the old webhook still active?
nop
oki cool
๐ญ ?
vencord.app is so bad
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
what's this
pv/?_a=v&_h=vencord.app&_ss=41z4hmmoni&_pv=1&_ls=0&_u1=1&_u3=1&_cc=us&_pl=d&_cbid=5v96&_cb=_dtspv.c
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
it has a garbage ps3 emulator
SHOO
hug
and the fact that theres misspelling aswell as refrencing vencord as a android mod
and "live like happy like series"
@lapis lava my almost perfect uptime got nuked cuz vps host started fucking dying for no reason and it couldn't even stay up enough to migrate shit properly 
Discord seems very money hungry but where is that money really going to, lol
aPS3e
migrating the actual services took like 20 minutes cuz nix <3 but all the data is kinda fucked and I cba to deal with it so I just nuked it
guh
also I sent gdpr request to old host to delete all my data cuz fuck em 
definitely not the servers
wait do you selfhost your server

or do you use another self hosting service
like hetzner..
ikr
I pay for a vps where I self host my shit
@lapis lava what happened to nin0 chat
oh
what
I thought of vendroid
this has nothing to do with nin0
Ik but i shouldn't reply to that message
ideally I'd have a home lab but shit's way too expensive to run cuz old hw uses too much power
yeah
like the yearly power bill is more than the actual hardware 
you love >200W at idle
just get an 80 plus platinum psu
i love my raspberry pi.....
I know what you did on February 30, 1712 in Sweden @fallow drum
i have no hosting stuff
electricity is pretty cheap here because horrified government pays subsidizing

lol
that does fuck all if the cpus use 100W at idle per ๐ญ
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
BROTHER
i know what you did on 26 december 1991
here it's expensib
rip
I know it too.
I forgot it could scan images ๐ญ
blahai electric
same
kil tessie
lc.i vencord.dev
finlan and property in egypt have too expensive electricity bills
tessie sees all
@raw panther nerd
no u
dont pull up that "i bought a property in Egypt, heres what they do to you" meme since youre egyptian
I should make cute logo v2
what is this
LMAOOOOOO
I'm bored enough to do that
i already did

their id macro is "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
Is this vencord.dev css code real 2025 no hacks
oh
They're like those git commits that just say "."
That's pretty common knowledge in this server
@slow urchin
Wait February 30th??
hey marvy. we have to talk.
whats the most random thing ever
Please call me back during my business hours
What you did a few minutes ago, infiltrating discord hq like a cat. Is unacceptable. Marvin.
hi
My bad
It's 8am
But the most random thing is the ouya console
lol wtf is this
(function() {
var i, d = document, p = "unsafe-url", e, s, t, u = ["https://rc.rlcdn.com/361726.gif?n=1&33random=1744317414617.1", "https://i.simpli.fi/dpx?us_privacy=&33random=1744317414617.2&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fvencord.app%2F", "https://rc.rlcdn.com/361726.gif?n=1&33random=1744317414617.3", "https://i.simpli.fi/dpx?us_privacy=&33random=1744317414617.4&ref=https%3A%2F%2Fvencord.app%2F", "https://rc.rlcdn.com/361726.gif?n=1&33random=1744317414617.5", "https://rc.rlcdn.com/361726.gif?n=1&33random=1744317414617.6"];
try {
for (i = 0; i < u.length; ++i) {
t = u[i].charAt(0);
if (t == "1") {
e = d.createElement("iframe");
if (e) {
s = e.style;
s.position = "absolute";
s.visibility = s.overflow = "hidden";
s.left = s.bottom = s.width = s.height = "1px";
e.referrerPolicy = p;
d.body.appendChild(e);
e.src = u[i].substr(1);
}
} else if (t == "3") {
e = d.createElement("script");
if (e) {
e.referrerPolicy = p;
d.body.appendChild(e);
e.src = u[i].substr(1);
}
} else {
e = new Image();
if (e) {
e.referrerPolicy = p;
e.src = u[i];
}
}
}
} catch (x) {}
;
}
)();
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
why the fuck is there search
How to download VencordInstaller
where'd you find that?
someone contact namecheap to take this website down for phising
Nop
And for two years in the USSR
by going to the wrong page
I like wordpress
1930 and 1931 iirc?
wdym
i mean like entering in https://vencord.app/xyz
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
you get a not found page
no I know about that
but what made you put wp-login
i was curious
also i've done it before
the other omar discovered it..
rank math
what just putting wp-login.php in phishing sites
it looked so obvious they were using wordpress..
i didn't know lmao
lmao??
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
why do bird fly?
got scared
what is this ๐ญ
vencord.app/cdn-cgi/phish-bypass
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
guh
@drifting carbon
look at ts
phish-bypass
birds are government drones
oh
wait
Absolutely wrong
there's something here
wait
is it literally just
@drifting carbon LMAO
ITS JUST THE VENCORD INSTALLER
guh
it just redirects to the actual github page
wait
where's the phishing then
yeah bye
fucking waste of my time
what timed me out
Also fake
One might never get to the true answer like this
okay so
ba bye
anyways ima get off vencord.app
โ ๏ธ vencord.app is a fake malicious site! The only real website is https://vencord.dev! If you have downloaded anything from vencord.app, remove everything you have downloaded immediately, run a malware scan and change your Discord password.
deadass nothing
the only thing there is a bunch of slop iframes that try to steal your data when you click on them
that's why so many keywords
lol
I thought it would have like
idk
malware or stuff
nah
it's just corn ads and data farms
gdpr violation when
yeah
it's a gpdr violation
so what
nothing gonna happen
site shutdown
i mean
if you WANT to
it's not the site hosting it
the site committed no gpdr violation
it has files on there that ARE
i see
but that could be put down as easy as saying "oh my retard friend put them there on accident"
i guess these can be further reported but why even care
it's a small website after all
if vee wasn't a coward and would doxx themself then they could probably report it for trademark infringement
but its just not worth the effort
if you want to report a gpdr violation I have the files that contain them
you're a fed
it's these two
does anyone know about watches (SPECIALLY casio ones)
casio is good
this
this literally says nothing btw
you can completely alter what it does with Javascript.
for example make it open a different link
is this a good watch
and why would random iframes be gdpr relevant
this is all it is
the element inspector does not show event listeners.
you can attach arbitrary event listeners for click events and similar, cancel the original action and do whatever you want
yea it does but you can easily hide that
it doesn't wdym
if you use inline handlers yes but that's extremely frowned upon and no one does that
why is haste so unfinished in some aspects
yeah
yes but that's not visible in their screenshot
it's a completely different tab
Also still useless
the cutoff ๐ญ, also when you enter a map you stay frozen in the air
you can register event listeners on the document and have them swallow a lot
yep
i have no idea how its redirecting to the actual github page..
i want a virus
nothing that hasn't already been discussed 25 times in the past
uhh ok
run this in a vm tho
hi vencord
oh my god
you're just saying random buzzwords
that person looks so sad
clickjack like soyjack
what does this mean
soyjock stupid
definitely not born to be a maid
Last I checked (by actually downloading and checking its hash instead of aimlessly looking at html) it gave you the original file
but just don't download anything from there? why discuss it? the site hasn't changed in eternity, we are aware of it, there is nothing we can do, bringing it up here for the 20th time is pointless and frankly annoying
i'd love to be a maid in a really big mansion and i'd sleep there
is this a copypasta
no?
REAL
then what's going on
FALSE
@open pasture vadia puta
holy shit the prime 3 ending is annoying as fuck "go here go there go here go there again now go there and go there and go here" walking simulator 2007
fuck you
no, fuck YOU
nope, fuck YOU buddy
fuck both of you
bsky so much saner than fedi itโs insane
fuck chloe
they made a game about that it's called omori
@sturdy folio you
i refuse to
why did you break discord a while ago
YOU
fuck YOU
wdym
fuck YOU @sturdy folio
ME?
yeah, fuck YOU
For some reason the "ViewIcons" plug-in included in this doesn't work? 'Cause I press View Avatar. And nothing works, bruh
yop
fuck YOU too
fuck YOU TOO BUDDY
yeah pal fuck YOU
unbeatable levels of autism
real
Hell nah, bruh
fuck @lapis lava
truly one of the vencord moments of all time
this is surely one of the moments out there
they wrote about this in the library of babel
le angรฉlica is BORED
we put aside our differences to be against someone who asks for support in off topic
imagine no perms
truly heart warming
so blobcatcozy
i love saying this and no one seems to get what i'm referencing ๐
@paper gate goodnight pookie
goodnight
Catto
@vocal cave @vocal cave
Wut
if you want support go to #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ btw
๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @static valley)
i have a headache
did i bash your skull in too hard
sorry, i fried your ai chip module 0.0.213gamma
sorry, i Baseball bat
sorry, i Ultra Blaster Raycannon Machine
does asking if a plugin for smtn exists go to #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
astagfurillah
well
after
some
digging
it's
it's a legit file man
the file hashes are the same
exact same copyright
exact same filesize
oh
she already did
lmao
nvm guys
but yes
don't download anything from there ig
there's a warning on the front page for a reason
I'll download the entire website
bar fighters
What is this even supposed to mean

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True
So basically he wanted to become trans? ๐ญ
Trans ye wasnโt on my 2025 bingo card
If he says his dick is too long and you respond with the surgery is based on size then Iโm gonna think he wanted to become trans
Wdym no
My bad bro, but I just donโt understand what you mean with it
not really gonna touch too much on this in fear of server rules, but just look up the surgery, you dont get all the depth
this is great . microwa
i prefer tge ae-1200wh
meanwhile the windows users who have hardware compatibilty issues with linux or their hardware isn't supported by linux at all..
the way this hurts my eyes, i can see it's loss
Ah, thank you for informing
hmmm no i'm doing this manually fuck you
its not a maze, its probably closed in
wait
it literally is
there's no outside to the image
go into photoshop
(out of nescessity
fill the image
i cans till follow it
fair
I live in annoyance of my laptop not having mic, camera or speakers working
caught you lacking
yeah..
thats a pretty big issue
Nintendo won't say what happens when you press Switch 2's C-button without an internet connection https://t.co/ltScUIXwCC
its loss
I'll chip a person then throw the blower in his lap
is the c button real
yep
WALK MYSELF TO THE COURT LIKE I DID THAT
@paper gate
wish i had friends who actually did [watch the shows/play the games] i tell them to when they say "yeah i'll do it"
@glacial blade @rigid junco @paper gate fight
the zoot clones
?
god DAMN it
@humble ginkgo fellow moth spotted
fuck YOU
I TOLD YOU
zoot clone
photoshop
so
@drifting carbon
xd
WAIT THIS EPISODE ACTUALLY EXISTED???
i dreamed about this(not the sandwich part)
me sleepy girl
my gender is brazilian
me sleepy brazillian
Same tbh. Today is a sleepy day.
i sleep ontop of footballs
chicken jockey mentioned
shortened
rahahahahhahaah
this is insane..
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holy fuck wtf the legs still work after the middle body removal
fucking 20 hours howlongtobeat says it takes 13 hours am i slow
@lapis lava why are you american
hey wanna see something cool
spotify started recommending laufey should i hop on
@hollow surge i put you on a lobotomy
laufey based




