🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[simple perch]

it's fake name to make people ignore it

[slow turtle]

Seek asylum

[empty storm]

uhm

brb guys ill report back if im alive

[paper gate]

sorry

[red wyvern]

stay safe

[cosmic otter]

yeah follow that advice

[slow turtle]

Stay safe random person 🙏🙏🙏

[sturdy folio]

like 49% tarifs for cambodia prepare to wear rags for clothes americans 💔

[paper gate]

stay safe

[bold adder]

it literally says tarrifs

[last karma]

I already do

[bold adder]

⠀

[simple perch]

I'd solo the tornado

[slow turtle]

I ate tornado

[bold adder]

you can maybe consider tarrifs to be a part of import taxes

[slow turtle]

E

[bold adder]

but thats just the tariffs part

[simple perch]

tariff that tarif this when will they tarif the land under the statue of liberty

[slow turtle]

I love eating tariffs

I started putting tariffs on all my friends

They will never recover from that 😔

[sturdy folio]

i cannot find anything online that says that cambodia imposes a 97% tarif or tax on the united states

where the hell does that number come from

97%

[bold adder]

no clue

[simple perch]

@slow turtle
Hello
You have to pay debt of 791227.03 Cash dollars by 2025.04.03

[bold adder]

i doubt they would make these numbers public though

because no one really needs to know

[sturdy folio]

what

[bold adder]

except the government

[sturdy folio]

why would a consumer/importer/exporter not need to know the tarifs/taxes 😭

it directly affects prices of everything

i think thats pretty important to know actually

[bold adder]

when you go to in n out do you care about how much tarrifs are affecting the burgers

[open pasture]

stay safe cutest valerie in the world

i wish u the best

[bold adder]

no, you only see the sales tax

[slow turtle]

I live in Asia, it's like 2 am 3rd April

[simple perch]

yes

[sturdy folio]

imagine you wanna import something and the government just tells you "sorry we cant tell you how much you have to pay shrug"

[bold adder]

really?

[simple perch]

Beep, time expired, time to explode

[sturdy folio]

oh wait no thats how your tax system works in general

i forgot sorry

[slow turtle]

NOOOO 😨

How do I pay

[red wyvern]

can't tell you that either

[lapis lava]

Gulf of Chloe

[simple perch]

gulf of gulf

[slow turtle]

TJAT WAS IN MY CHATBAR

[slow turtle]

You read my mind wtf 😭😭😭😭

[red wyvern]

Golf of Nixos

[slow turtle]

Hive mind shit

[regal stream]

Why does DK look like crap in the new Mario Kart

[simple perch]

i am AI

[sturdy folio]

gulf of kms 🔥 ‼️

[slow turtle]

Tax return: -2938931002938201$

[slow turtle]

I am steve

[sturdy folio]

why would you return taxes stupid

smh

silly

just let the government keep the money

[slow turtle]

Return to sender

[simple perch]

Not enough money in the universe

[sturdy folio]

they are in dept they need it

<3

[sturdy folio]

jorp!

[simple perch]

hello @paper gate and @paper gate and @paper gate

[slow turtle]

The US government is like 10 trillion dollars in debt or smth idk

[paper gate]

hello @simple perch and @simple perch and @simple perch

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

[simple perch]

where'd you get that minecraft from

[slow turtle]

The nether 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥

[outer radish]

Witness my masterful prediction.

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-17997916878979753001

[slow turtle]

Today Today.

[last karma]

Jorp!

[slow turtle]

Glorpzoid

Guys it's 2:30 am do I sleep or nah?

[paper gate]

sleep

[simple perch]

sleep or kil

[slow turtle]

But I haven't finished killing myself over systemd-boot 😔😔😔

[slow turtle]

:((

[red wyvern]

sleep is the mini death, you can kill yourself after

do the trial version first

see if you like it

[simple perch]

and then pay to win

[slow turtle]

Trial version is filled with realistic hallucinations

[simple perch]

inzoi

[red wyvern]

that's a feature not a bug

[sturdy folio]

should i go to sleep y/n??

[red wyvern]

yes

[sturdy folio]

☹️

[slow turtle]

What time is it for u

[simple perch]

it's [Y/n]

[patent wind]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSG53BsUYd0

[sturdy folio]

11 pm

[red wyvern]

doesn't matter what time, it's always time for sleep

[simple perch]

sleep at 30pm

[slow turtle]

Caffeine addicts prefer (y/N)

[sturdy folio]

im caffeine addicted

not really

[slow turtle]

Wat too early

[sturdy folio]

i just drink a lot of coffee

[slow turtle]

I'm kidding

[sturdy folio]

i have a JOB i go WORK

[simple perch]

and i prefer
$ yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
...

[slow turtle]

Sleep now, it's better for you

[open pasture]

i'm lívia, i think

[slow turtle]

:3

[sturdy folio]

proof?

[slow turtle]

hi lívia, i think, I'm python

[open pasture]

how

[sturdy folio]

idk

just prove it

[slow turtle]

social security

[simple perch]

hello python, become go

[open pasture]

i haven't changed my legal name yet

[slow turtle]

nooo I prefer zig :(

[open pasture]

Not allowed to.

[slow turtle]

Oh shit mb

[open pasture]

it's okiie

[slow turtle]

Prove it with a blahaj

[sturdy folio]

zig is the c to what rust is the c++

[open pasture]

I'm broke

I can't import a Blåhaj from Europe

[slow turtle]

So am I tbf

[open pasture]

[slow turtle]

I don't have blahaj either

It's like 50$ on AliExpress too

[sturdy folio]

sadly that means its also stupid and ugly

[red wyvern]

bruh nobody in america can afford to import from europe now

[open pasture]

Nope

Zig is lowkey good

[bold adder]

look at these stupid things

[slow turtle]

I like zig better than rust cuz of the syntax

Don't hate me for liking it

[open pasture]

I use Rust for some projects and Zig for others

[sturdy folio]

we are forcing you to do 10 years of typescript

[open pasture]

There are cases where Rust is gonna suck

[slow turtle]

I love typescript

[open pasture]

unfortunately

[sturdy folio]

interesting opinions in this channel again

[open pasture]

I'm from South America so it's even more expensive here :P

[slow turtle]

I glaze java btw

[vivid tinsel]

does anyone know where i can find specific country .tld websites that i can buy domains? here in brazil we have https://registro.br

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/nene-project-sekai-brazilian-pride-picmix-gif-25790609

[sturdy folio]

do you write bytecode on the jvm

[slow turtle]

I'm from Asia, it's practically the same :(

[vivid tinsel]

yo wtf

[open pasture]

What country

[open pasture]

LMAO

NA MESMA HORA

[vivid tinsel]

all of them. i want to see all the possible country domains

[open pasture]

I got livia.my (Malaysian domain)

[slow turtle]

Used to do bytecode when decompiling and deobfuscating code ig

[open pasture]

just check them on tld-list ig

[slow turtle]

It costs a minimum of 150$ for shipping to my country from Amazon

[vivid tinsel]

yoo that site is dope

thanks

[open pasture]

yw

[sturdy folio]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_code_top-level_domain

youll have to find the registrars yourself

[open pasture]

Same here

[vivid tinsel]

namecheap doesnt rly search all possible things.

[open pasture]

Although we have national Amazon

https://amazon.com.br

[vivid tinsel]

thats what im asking

[sturdy folio]

shipping here is free basically

[slow turtle]

Yeah my country doesn't sadly :(

[open pasture]

:<

[slow turtle]

Its a small island that no one cares about

[open pasture]

You're from the Philippines?

Cambodia

idk

[slow turtle]

Philippines isn't small bro

😭

Guess way smaller

[open pasture]

I'm aware

I just guessed it because

Philippines is composed of a lot of islands

[solemn plank]

good news: i am not dead of tornado

[open pasture]

like Indonesia

[slow turtle]

W

[open pasture]

idkkkk I'm not very familiar with Asian geography :(

[sturdy folio]

damn

[slow turtle]

Uh yeah ig

[solemn plank]

even better news: april fools gag is done

[open pasture]

East Timor idk

Is East Timor even in Asia

[sturdy folio]

iceland, ireland

[open pasture]

okay it is

[slow turtle]

It's alr, as I said, no one really knows much about it

[sturdy folio]

sri lanka

taiw i mean china

[slow turtle]

Damn

On the spot

[sturdy folio]

:3

[slow turtle]

Wow you're smart

[slow turtle]

West Taiwan?

[sturdy folio]

i dont have a map open definitely

you mean china?

[open pasture]

ur the first person from Sri Lanka I've ever meet

lmao

[slow turtle]

;-;

[slow turtle]

China is not a country wdym

[sturdy folio]

not sure what this "taiwan" is i only ever heard of china

[slow turtle]

It's called west Taiwan bro

[empty storm]

what is china

[open pasture]

Sri Lanka flag is lowkey pretty

[slow turtle]

It's a state

[boreal plaza]

in the us?

[empty storm]

state of what

[slow turtle]

Thanks, it's composed of a lot of different things that represent our culture

[sturdy folio]

you are lowkey pretty

[simple perch]

is this a @stark herald

[open pasture]

Neat

[slow turtle]

State of mind

[open pasture]

so are you ;3

[bitter valley]

had trump pressed claims on chine?

damn

[slow turtle]

Vance Gilligan

Jesse we need to annex Canada

[simple perch]

your

[main wyvern]

gay people in my vencord

[bitter valley]

ooo i remember that attorney

[hollow surge]

this comment pissed me off so hard(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjFbQnTU950&list=PLsHIyD716BBfCNDRUy71C2uL3Zp0HLsVI) THIS IS JUNGLE

[sturdy folio]

toby fox
look inside
dog

[hollow surge]

ITS ON THE COVER ART

[sturdy folio]

no wonder deltarune is taking so long to release

[bitter valley]

what

[hollow surge]

ITS NOT HYPERPOP

:AHH

[slow turtle]

Vencord in my gay people

[open pasture]

FUCKING 35C

KILLING MYSELF TONIGHT

[hollow surge]

insane phrase out of nowhere

[slow turtle]

Brazilian Miku

[hollow surge]

is that the fish button that does nothing

[open pasture]

Now that I think more sbout it

[simple perch]

girlslove??>

[open pasture]

it lowkey sounds weird

mb gonna delete it

[slow turtle]

Send gl in DMs 🙏

[sturdy folio]

on it

[simple perch]

green yuri

[open pasture]

I won't send you good luck.

[bitter valley]

is brasil near sri lanka

[simple perch]

sri lanka is estonia

[slow turtle]

Yes

[open pasture]

Brazil is near France

/srs

[slow turtle]

Brazil is only 2 continents away but you're quite correct

[red wyvern]

Brazil is closer to France than it is to the sun.

[bitter valley]

france is a fairy tale made up by commies

[simple perch]

whats a brasil? basil?

[slow turtle]

Holy shit yeah

[main wyvern]

ngl when i was watching the direct with my friends i said "girls love button!?" out loud

[open pasture]

Brazil is the nation with the prettiest women in the world

trust

[red wyvern]

Brazil invented wax

[regal stream]

still no analogue triggers :/

[slow turtle]

About the same size ngl

[open pasture]

Brazil was the only country that had rubber in the past

[noble eagle]

Silksong is real...

[open pasture]

The Brits stole it from us

💔

[sturdy folio]

no its not

silksong is temporary chomik is eternal

[main wyvern]

silksong is still a social experiment by team cherry

[red wyvern]

Brazil isn't special in that regard, the bri*ish stole from everyone

[solemn plank]

they giving us gl button but they will never give us pressure sensitive buttons

[open pasture]

Always the damn Brits >:(

[open pasture]

REAL

[noble eagle]

No... It is silksong that is eternal.

[open pasture]

SO DID THE SPANISH

[slow turtle]

Sri Lanka was the only place that had cinnamon in the past, the Brits stole it from us

[bitter valley]

this

[open pasture]

AND THE FRENCH

AND NOW THE AMERICANS

[slow turtle]

Yes

[sturdy folio]

who needs pressure sensitive buttons

[main wyvern]

deltarune

[solemn plank]

like father like son

[open pasture]

LMFAOOOOOO

on god

[noble eagle]

only 22 countries that the british didnt try to invade, and its probably because spain got there first

[slow turtle]

Femboys

[solemn plank]

me. i like breaking my finger in racing games

[sturdy folio]

oh you mean analog triggers

[red wyvern]

I'm pressure sensitive.

[simple perch]

everything china

[sturdy folio]

pressure sensitive buttons was that shit the ps1 had on the face buttons 😭

[solemn plank]

no. remember the ps2 xbox and gamecube. almost every button

give me a pressure sensitive A button. now

[open pasture]

dw i just love spreading misinformation online

[solemn plank]

make mario jump Just a little

[sturdy folio]

😭

[open pasture]

Rubber was common all over the Americas

[slow turtle]

Pressure sensitive asshole

[bitter valley]

they really love big numbers in china
random civil war? 2000000 dead
smol famine because of flooding? 400000 dead

[open pasture]

Brazil just had the most

[simple perch]

good continue

[open pasture]

will do

i burn @twin crag

[sharp dawn]

hi chat

[slow turtle]

Rubber is also common in a teenage boy's wallet

[open pasture]

Hey, stop right there, buddy! I won't tolerate any more of your tomfoolery @open pasture

WRONG PING

[slow turtle]

Sadly not every teenage boy plans to use that rubber

[open pasture]

Embarrassing...

Hey, stop right there, buddy! I won't tolerate any more of your tomfoolery @twin crag

[sturdy folio]

nobody dies in china china is perfect

[bitter valley]

100000*0 = 0 you know

[open pasture]

China had negative deaths

[slow turtle]

April 15th

1988

[open pasture]

Instead of dying, people duplicated themselves

[slow turtle]

1989*

[bitter valley]

yeee

[sturdy folio]

mitosis

[slow turtle]

The man ran over the tank

[bitter valley]

lie

[sturdy folio]

oohhh so thats how the chinese reproduce without women

[open pasture]

lie

[simple perch]

Floating point error 100000*0 = 0.00000001

[slow turtle]

I saw it happen

[bitter valley]

-1000 social credit

[open pasture]

What are "women"?

Never heard of them.

[solemn plank]

the end of '

[bitter valley]

damn

[slow turtle]

The guy threw the groceries at the tank and it fucking died bro trust me

[slow turtle]

0.1 + 0.2

[simple perch]

0.3000000004

[solemn plank]

if you fuck up multiplication by zero because of floating point precision you are fucking stupid and doing it wrong

[slow turtle]

Perfect, mathematically accurate

[sturdy folio]

what was nintendo cooking here

[slow turtle]

Womp womp

[noble eagle]

silksong finna take 100 hours to beat 60%

[solemn plank]

shoutouts to every version of windows calculator before half of windows 10's life

[slow turtle]

Thought you said half life

[bold adder]

i wanted to see nintendo shit without spoilers but

everyone is posting about it

[solemn plank]

Gordos

[bold adder]

[slow turtle]

Freemos

[noble eagle]

only shit in there that matters is silksong. dont worry.

[simple perch]

100000 * 0 must give you 1.4e-17 or whatever

[bold adder]

ill try to forget everything

[sturdy folio]

im making a calculator that returns -0 when you multiply by 0 (technically valid floating point spec wise)

[open pasture]

@hollow surge I LOVE BRAZIL SO MUCH

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[solemn plank]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3375324804&searchtext=

[vivid tinsel]

lmfao

[slow turtle]

Mao Zedong?

[open pasture]

Ye

[fallow drum]

at least they’re truthful

[open pasture]

Mao Zedong is called Mao Tsé-tung here

[sturdy folio]

@ sho you should copyright strike them

[open pasture]

MOTHERFUCKER'S NAME IS LOWKEY MAO ZEDONG

I CAN'T

[fallow drum]

at least they’re not trying to make it seem like 1080p is insanely detailed lmao

[open pasture]

LMFAOOOOOO

[slow turtle]

😭😭😭

[open pasture]

am i a nazi

[solemn plank]

theres also a gmod variant

[slow turtle]

If it's graduation, then no

[open pasture]

Oh.

[bitter valley]

why nazi

[solemn plank]

vee is a nazi so you are a nazi for using vencord . vee can confirm

[vivid tinsel]

i saw a video of kanye on insta today

he was wering a swastika necklace with diamonds

[red wyvern]

But he made Graduation!

[slow turtle]

I find it funny how 13 year old kids praise Hiteler like he's some sort of role model

[red wyvern]

13 year old kids are stupid and trying to be edgy

[open pasture]

weil ich schwul bin

[bitter valley]

?

question mark

[open pasture]

:3

[solemn plank]

weep woop

[slow turtle]

Ich bin sehr schwul

[open pasture]

I used to be an edgy 13 year old

I was insufferable

[open pasture]

cap

[bitter valley]

what is schwul

[open pasture]

I am more

[open pasture]

[simple perch]

true ? 4 : 3

[slow turtle]

Homosexual

[bitter valley]

4

[open pasture]

f word in german.

[slow turtle]

Bist du geil jetzt?

[red wyvern]

your average 13 year old online is basically a pizza cutter

[slow turtle]

NO WHAT

[open pasture]

NEIN

[slow turtle]

Schwul isn't the F slur

[open pasture]

💔

[bitter valley]

then this makes no sense

[slow turtle]

f word in German is fick

Fick dich 🥰

[slow turtle]

BOCCHIDAROCKU

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-the-rock-bocchi-shake-head-no-no-no-gif-15219891603254632678

[sturdy folio]

Glory to the CCP!

[fallow drum]

you still are

[fallow drum]

you still are

[bitter valley]

+100 social credit

[bold adder]

im watching nintendo direct

ok bye

[sturdy folio]

here if you want a summary

[open pasture]

was zur hölle ist das für eine frage digga 😭

is this correct

my German sucks

[open pasture]

i wont bother talking to you if you continue to act like that
im showing you disrespect i would appreciate the same back @fallow drum

[bitter valley]

what kind of hell is the last word

[lapis lava]

friend

[paper gate]

i wont bother talking to you if you continue to act like that
im showing you disrespect i would appreciate the same back @fallow drum

[outer radish]

I curse you all to use windows 10 S

[lapis lava]

i wont bother talking to you if you continue to act like that
im showing you disrespect i would appreciate the same back @fallow drum

[bitter valley]

i bet it should be freunde

[open pasture]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇩🇪 German to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
what the hell kind of question is that, dude 😭

[open pasture]

ok maybe not

[sturdy folio]

well do you know what it means

[bitter valley]

i wont bother talking to you if you continue to act like that
im showing you disrespect i would appreciate the same back @fallow drum

[open pasture]

idfk

[open pasture]

i tried to say

"tf is that question bro"

orcsmth kike that

wtf is that kind of question

gotta love german

[sturdy folio]

whelp you said it correct

[open pasture]

YAY

[cosmic otter]

i think faye is very mean

[sturdy folio]

you said what the hell is that question bro

basically

[cosmic otter]

should be demoted tbh

[fallow drum]

hop on mc server

[sturdy folio]

should we prepare the firing squad?

[open pasture]

flirting with women is teaching me valuable german.

[fallow drum]

i nominate fawn as my replacement

[open pasture]

WHY HUSK

[cosmic otter]

faye would rather me starve

[bitter valley]

where do you see women here

[lapis lava]

should i demote rosie

[red wyvern]

No

[bold adder]

DISCORD

[cosmic otter]

dude you're very late

[bold adder]

lets copy discord but when people copy us?

DEATH

[cosmic otter]

everyone else watched the direct live

[last karma]

I didn't

[open pasture]

my friend got a job offer

[cosmic otter]

vmute 28d shut up nerd

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted .zach.o (@last karma) for 28 days

[red wyvern]

same, I have no idea what y'all are on about and I'm happy that way

[open pasture]

she gotta work for 10 hours to get R$ 2.5k a month

LOVE BRAZIL HUH

FUCKING 2.5K 💔 HORROR

lc.wa 2500 brl to usd

[night blaze]

2500 brl to usd

$441.21 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[red wyvern]

that's more than it used to be

[simple perch]

@lost furnace

[open pasture]

it's not

[bold adder]

bro this sharescreen fps is SHIT

[open pasture]

R$ 1 used to be $0.5

now, uh....

lc.wa 1 brl to usd

[outer radish]

44$ per hour is very good

[night blaze]

1 brl to usd

$0.18 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[sleek trench]

vencord is broken rn right?

[open pasture]

You love?

[lapis lava]

yeah we know

[open pasture]

I WISH

[simple perch]

its explode

[cosmic otter]

fx actually watched the direct live but their Internet is so shit that the messages are only just now being sent

[open pasture]

I would work for $600 a month holy shit

[lapis lava]

what direct

[open pasture]

I'd already live pretty well

[cosmic otter]

nintendo switch 2 direct

[sleek trench]

vendesktop 🗿

[outer radish]

if I had a high pay, I'd work to death and give it to my kitty cat :3

[simple perch]

uninstall vencord and install vendetta

[bold adder]

LMFAOOOO

FIRST SPEAKERS NOW

holy privacy concerns

[lapis lava]

lc.wa 600/2/80

[night blaze]

Exact result

15/4

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 3/10

[lapis lava]

3.75/hr

[open pasture]

Good enough.

[lapis lava]

is this a lot in latinx land

[open pasture]

YES

lc.wa 600 usd to brl

[night blaze]

600 usd to brl

R$3399.72 (Brazilian reais)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[open pasture]

fucking 3400 a month

[cosmic otter]

⛩ #Free cheat ⛩
The best free cheat server for various games is a large catalog of private
High-quality cheats created by experienced developers
Hat will make your game more productive and comfortable.
Free private cheats for online games @there 💖
discord.gg/vencord

[open pasture]

it's middle class

yeah

but it's a lot

now if you earned $1000 a month...

you'd be lowkey rich

lc.wa 1000 usd to brl

[night blaze]

1000 usd to brl

R$5666.20 (Brazilian reais)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[cosmic otter]

robux

[lapis lava]

if i assume quebec minimum wage and a 40h work week for a month

lc.wa 15.75404

[night blaze]

15.75*40*4

2520

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[bitter valley]

if im right around 1500 is minimum wage in american portugal?

[outer radish]

so pay in brazil is more, but it's worth less than usd, the opposite is for the US

[simple perch]

what is vencord im not there yet

[open pasture]

american Portugal 💔

it's around 1500 brl ye

[night blaze]

Input interpretation

convert 15.75 cans/h (cans per hour)×40 h/wk (hours per week) to Brazilian reais per month

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/2

[simple perch]

what uis can

CAD

[night blaze]

(15.75 Canada money/hr) * (40hr/wk) to brl/month

R$10825.50 per month (Brazilian reais per month)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[simple perch]

actually wrong fr

kil wolfram

[night blaze]

1 CAD to BRL

R$3.95 (Brazilian reais)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/7

[simple perch]

3.998 149 739

[open pasture]

I WISH

MY FAMILY FUCKING GETS 2000 BRL A MONTH

lc.wa 2000 brl to usd

[night blaze]

2000 brl to usd

$352.97 (US dollars)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/5

[bold adder]

WWWWWWW

(i have never used a switch)

[harsh minnow]

120fps isnt smooth

i only accept 200+ fps

[bold adder]

on my mac

i play minecraft on 30 fps

[simple perch]

24fps + AI

[bold adder]

it looks smooth

cause i used it so much

[sturdy folio]

lc.wa 2051€ to brl

[night blaze]

2051€ to brl

R$12554.58 (Brazilian reais)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 1/6

[sturdy folio]

Is that a lot for u

[bold adder]

MOUSE??

8 times the storage?

that sounds cool

[sturdy folio]

They should make it so I can remotely cuddle any person I want over the internet

[bitter valley]

are you playing on survival or smth, i googled up some prices, you can only buy ~5 jeans a month? https://www.numbeo.com/cost-of-living/country_result.jsp?country=Brazil

[simple perch]

is this how to play this game

[sturdy folio]

No

[open pasture]

Yes we are

[bitter valley]

damn

[weary mason]

hi

[open pasture]

We barely can pay our shit

[sturdy folio]

I played it by directly modifying the game state object to give me infinite points

[weary mason]

how

[open pasture]

If we had to pay rent we'd be dead fr

[open pasture]

uh

we're poor

[bold adder]

holy shit the game card is RED

this changes everything

[simple perch]

i crahsed it

[bitter valley]

i wanted to comment more on this but i bet this is a bit offensive to you to discuss how poor you are

[bold adder]

C

CCCCCCC

this changes everything

[sturdy folio]

First Person is do that to is @open pasture

[open pasture]

:3

[harsh minnow]

bro

open inspect elements
use the element picker
select the leaf
right click > store as global variable
run setInterval(() => temp1.click(), 10)

[blazing moon]

breaking news: local vencord user invents vrchat

[harsh minnow]

[weary mason]

do you have a 2015 phone

the sammy galaxy j1

[sturdy folio]

Im not gonna go on that cesspit

[red wyvern]

don't call it that

[open pasture]

No

I have a M35

[red wyvern]

that sounds like a gun

[open pasture]

I'm poor but not that poor bro 😭

[open pasture]

LMAO

[blazing moon]

its not thaat bad.. sometimes..... if you look in the right places

[open pasture]

I don't have guns

anymore

:3

[red wyvern]

"I'm not poor, I have a gun"

[bold adder]

ZELDA ON SWITCH

RAHHHHHHHH

4k120fps zelda

⠀

[open pasture]

@harsh minnow @fallow pawn

[blazing moon]

thats a really big cpu

[noble eagle]

well if you have a gun you can get money

[red wyvern]

yes, that's the joke

[bold adder]

DEI ROCKET LEAGUE

[vague folio]

am I cute yet

[bold adder]

ELDEN RING???

2 FPS

[open pasture]

@fallow drum

[odd roost]

gn

[solemn plank]

wall of shame

[bold adder]

read later

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[solemn plank]

americans when they realize the 1st amendment doesn't mean they can actually just say whatever the hell they want online without a moderator stepping in

[open pasture]

hi callie

[solemn plank]

hi

@open pasture This dooting out!

[magic root]

wow this is just absolutely beautiful

[small bramble]

NO DONT FUCKING DO THAT

[solemn plank]

\\\\n

[magic root]

\\\\\\\\n

[small bramble]

it requests the audio every time you click, its gonna spam request if you do that

[solemn plank]

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\n

[small bramble]

instead use the dispatcher

quit yapping korbo

[magic root]

stop being mean

[small bramble]

FluxDispatcher.dispatch({
    type: "CLICKER_GAME_ADD_POINTS",
    numPoints: 100000000,
    itemId: 0
})

[magic root]

nerd shit shut up

[solemn plank]

heres a link to all my personal info, its in here somewhere, but i forgot where. hope this helps https://libraryofbabel.info/

@small bramble

[small bramble]

no

[solemn plank]

"stop yapping"
posts a code block

[small bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/shinobu-oshino-shinobu-monogatari-series-guruguru-gif-15237395035172440077

[simple perch]

autoclicker was faster

[open pasture]

Whatever that means, I agree

[bold adder]

GAMECUBE

i havent heard that sound in

so long

oh my god

[lapis lava]

latinxia explosion

[vague folio]

wait my info is in there too wtf

[solemn plank]

i love my gamecube

[last karma]

the windows 11 emojis are so weird

[bold adder]

theyre really pushing this C button

oh my god

[glass shell]

i haven't heard the gamecube sound in like

3 months

(i own a gamecube)

[bold adder]

CHAPTER 3 AND 4 OF DELTA RUNE?????

HOLY SHITTTTTTTT

(i never played it)

i should tho

so many games...

[solemn plank]

once again they should bring back pressure sensitive face buttons

[red wyvern]

is it so you can know how hard someone slaps you? :O

[solemn plank]

its so you can press the A button just a little bit

[shrewd marsh]

haii

[keen junco]

Go sleep

[bold adder]

cyberpunk on SWITCH>??

how

[keen junco]

Yop and silksong

[open pasture]

@paper gate @lapis lava

[keen junco]

True

[simple perch]

hello marveen

[bold adder]

SILKSONG 2025????

WHATTTTTT

(never played hollow knight either)

bro omfg i need to play games

[shrewd marsh]

no u

[bold adder]

BLOODBOUNRE 2?????

[stark herald]

noted

[solemn plank]

people tell me to get better material but this is all i've got

[simple perch]

hello @stark herald and @stark herald

[open pasture]

Who's going to supervise you

[stark herald]

Hi

[open pasture]

hello @stark herald and @stark herald

[simple perch]

is this @paper gate

[keen junco]

I will. Only 5 hours of sleep ahead

[bold adder]

FRICK ITS DUSKBLOODS

WTF IS THAT

[shrewd marsh]

guh go eep

[oblique vale]

i did all the discord april fools achievements in a short time

im an official grass toucher now

[simple perch]

noooo sssdfg banned images

[oblique vale]

huh

[simple perch]

the rot

[oblique vale]

o

[simple perch]

the rot consumes

[simple perch]

no

[bold adder]

fish

[digital kettle]

mmm fisg

[simple perch]

this content is unavailable currently. please contact the court

[bold adder]

6/10 show

it was ok

i liked 3 games

[digital kettle]

pikmin?

[vague folio]

Top emoji in Hatsune Vencord!!!:

[kind prawn]

My cat when i send him a tiktok

[simple perch]

select up to 65537

[digital kettle]

how to be like @simple perch

[simple perch]

how to be like @digital kettle

[digital kettle]

how to be like @fallow drum

[vapid yarrow]

why :(

[fallow drum]

hololive armpit server is how i grew as a person

[glass shell]

amazing rosie quote to come back to

[glass shell]

i have a slight feeling some people are gonna be gone in a couple months

[harsh minnow]

lameee

[weary mason]

lc.i blackberry android phone with keyboard phyical

[night blaze]

BlackBerry Q10 smartphone boasts rare physical keyboard

Google Images • labsCore • Page 4/29

[harsh minnow]

you know cache exists right

[fallow drum]

shiggy came from hololive armpit

@harsh minnow the people deserve to know the truth

[simple perch]

i just checked and the gif has extra letter "s" ad the end and the server doesn't

[glass shell]

discord api is so fun guys

[harsh minnow]

it didnt

[small bramble]

it does but why would you waste processing power over that

[split bramble]

hi

[weary mason]

huh

[glass shell]

deleting an embed field and assigning something to it doesn't make it do it progressively but deleting an embed field and assigning something to it makes it do it progressively

thumbs up discord

totally didn't spend a whole ass hour figuring this out

[glass shell]

ok I think i need to provide some context

you see the battle command in Yggdrasil?

like the old one

that made users face eachother

[weary mason]

lc.i yggdrasil battle command old

[night blaze]

Divinus: Shadow of Yggdrasil – Recharge Pack - EN - TLAMA games

Google Images • labsCore • Page 5/10

[glass shell]

well Yggdrasil devs are too busy making userphone erp or whatever the fuck again

[bold adder]

games i havent played
literally every mario game
undertale, hollow knight, every elden ring, bloodbourne
cyberpunk, poe2, deltarune, fortnite, every yakuza game
nikke, arknights, wuthering waves

[glass shell]

it was called deathbattle or something

[bold adder]

im missing so many more

this is dissapointing

[glass shell]

but it doesn't exist anymore since they introduced slash commands

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow it’s been so long my son

[glass shell]

and has been in a "coming back soon" era for over a year

[simple perch]

play yakuza (all), holocure,

[glass shell]

so basically i remade it

entirely with my own brains

[solemn plank]

cat in the hat movie

[glass shell]

because a friendgroup of mine used that command for events

[simple perch]

does it kill

[glass shell]

at least now i can make it work to my liking

[glass shell]

yes

[simple perch]

add more kil

[glass shell]

also it has a 1 in 1000 chance to oneshot your opponent

[simple perch]

interesting

[weary mason]

games i havent played
mario games past new super mario bros, past mk64 (exceptions are super circuit and ds), every mario party, pinball and other spinoffs
undertale, hollow knight, every eldern rung, bloodbourne, cyperpunk, poe2, deltarune, fortnite, every yakuza, persona game nikke, arknights wuthering waves

[simple perch]

what if i roll a 20

[weary mason]

and mario kart tour

[simple perch]

every fortnite game

[glass shell]

it's not a d20

basically what happens is

[bold adder]

i just havent played any game on steam

[glass shell]

you ping 2 users with the command

[weary mason]

super mario run is an exception

[bold adder]

i havent played animal crossing, stardew valley

[weary mason]

at least i played this

[simple perch]

play holocure

[bold adder]

coffin of andy and leyley

[weary mason]

lc.i cell to singularity steam

[night blaze]

Cell to Singularity - Evolution Never Ends on Steam

Google Images • labsCore • Page 3/25

[bold adder]

banana

[glass shell]

the users you pinged get added to a "member" and "member2" variable

[simple perch]

uninstall yourself for now

[bold adder]

repo, lethal company

[weary mason]

coaal

[glass shell]

then it runs a function i made called oneshot chance for member

[weary mason]

why

i never played ultrakill

[bold adder]

mon hunt wilds, baldurs gate 3, ddlc

[weary mason]

but at least i played gd

[simple perch]

can i rig it to 100% oneshot

[bold adder]

class of 09

[weary mason]

same

i dont play ALL of these

[glass shell]

where it gets a randint from 1 to 1000

[bold adder]

hell divers 2, every FF game, palworld, every pokemon game

[glass shell]

and if that luck stat is == 1000 you deal a thousand damage to your opponent

[simple perch]

well nothing is random because it's based on functions

[bold adder]

rainworld, little nightmares, every bendy game

[simple perch]

safe predict
safe kill

[glass shell]

but since they have 100 hp well they die

[bold adder]

i just listed like 50 games

[glass shell]

it's from the random library im just sayin what's written on the tin can

[bold adder]

if i had those 50 games

[simple perch]

1 in 1 billion chance to steal their next 1v1

[weary mason]

same but i played every pokemon game before gen 6

not including black 2 and white 2

[digital kettle]

4i1rudy

[weary mason]

and i didn't play pokemon go

[glass shell]

and then it time.waits for a specified amount of seconds (default is 1 second)

[simple perch]

what is the language you coded

[bold adder]

I HAVENT PLAYED PHASMO

[glass shell]

made it a parameter to debug

[glass shell]

python because there's no way im doing this shit in js

[simple perch]

go

[glass shell]

then it calls for the turn function that i wrote

[weary mason]

i played the og zelda, link to the past (og and with four swords)

lc.i legend of zelda link to the past gba

[night blaze]

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past and Four Swords - Wikipedia

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/25

[solemn plank]

someone wanted me to rewrite a script im rarely ever gonna use in a better programming language than python.

[solemn plank]

i have this somewhere

[glass shell]

which choses a random action from an action list using random.choose

[simple perch]

random action?

[bold adder]

i havent played any zelda games either

[glass shell]

you'll see later

[bold adder]

⠀

[glass shell]

so then randint(1,20) is executed for the damage

that damage is applied to the target's healthbar

[weary mason]

lc.i certification of authority

[night blaze]

What Is a Certificate Authority (CA) and What Does It Do? - Hashed ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 2/28

[solemn plank]

how do i politely tell them to fuck off

[simple perch]

random(machete, explosive, credit card)

[glass shell]

and a neat message is added to the embed

for example

"Callie shot Ellie for 18 Damage!"

[simple perch]

not a d20

[solemn plank]

how will you roll a 0

[weary mason]

ssn

[simple perch]

false + True + true - true + false - true + false

[glass shell]

you can't roll a 0 and you don't get a 1 in 1000 chance of nat rolling on a d20 as far as im aware

and then it does the same for the other player

until one of their hp drops to 0

[simple perch]

where do we fight

[glass shell]

if they die their pfp gets greyed out

[glass shell]

battledome test server

its only for a couple friends

if you wanna do it just remake it i did most of the work by explaining how it works

[simple perch]

simulate the fight inside python

[simple perch]

i probably wouldn't be able to do it in Python

Python knowledge is minimal

[sleek trench]

wait vencord works on pbt

but its broken on regular discord

[glass shell]

it probably works the same for any other language

[simple perch]

yea but i haven't done python syntax

[glass shell]

you'll probably just have to do things in a different order because it probably renders things faster than python

[simple perch]

i think i know how to do it if i think about it, i can think about a general formula in pseudocode to put into actual code

[fallow drum]

python class was the worst experience of my life but i got it within a week

[paper gate]

yes

[weary mason]

i see python everywhere

[glass shell]

i learned python early on my own to dodge a bullet

little did i realize

[hollow surge]

@paper gate You will be lost

[glass shell]

it would just make python classes even more boring

the only fun ive ever had in compsci was making a website for an assignment because we had freedom

[simple perch]

Python is like English but it's looking for sleep

[glass shell]

literally every other assignment is "do this specific thing"

let me create!!!

[glass shell]

i don't really like that about python

but again better than making a discord bot with fucking js

at least js has sustainable documentation

the discord.py documentation fucking sucks

[simple perch]

cut this specific string that no one will ever use in segments that no one will ever use and display it in a way that no one will ever use

[glass shell]

also it uses async functions

which

are a pain

because it doesn't allow me to do things how i want them to

and i gotta do fuckin

[simple perch]

can discord bots be made in any language

[glass shell]

loop holes to render things how i want

[glass shell]

if you're a masochist yes

[simple perch]

good

[glass shell]

but you'll have to make everything communicate on your own

because your language doesn't know what the fuck a discord message is

[simple perch]

time to put every single language to work

[glass shell]

that's why i use libraries it makes it slightly easier

still a pain in the ass though

you gotta work with python's slow rendering

and then you gotta work with discord's api being slow

[digital kettle]

best zelda game

[fallow drum]

totk overall but if not open world then skyward sword or twilight princess

[glass shell]

are they gonna make us buy totk again

[fallow drum]

i would

[glass shell]

reminds me i need to finish totk

i played it for like

[fallow drum]

it performs okay on the switch currently but sometimes the lag hits hard

[glass shell]

days in a row

and burnt myself out

and haven't touched it in like

a year

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[glass shell]

i bought a game i don't wanna buy it again

re editions are good like 10-15 years or more later

but not like 1 year later

[fallow drum]

i have barely any switch games myself

i play most at my grandparents because they have like 30 lol

[glass shell]

at least make the people who own the game have a free upgrade if they buy the switch 2

[digital kettle]

alot of ppl saying TP

[glass shell]

i have a lot of switch games

i have had it since its launch

i had mine on launch day

v1 switch

aka homebrewable

[fallow drum]

i loveee i can’t wait for a remake tbh. can’t wait to see ocarina of time remake as well….

[glass shell]

aka the only objectively good switch before switch 2 was made

[fallow drum]

ocarina of time 3DS remake is awesome

[paper gate]

rosie destruction

[fallow drum]

we need that on the switch

[glass shell]

there's a fanmade PC remake in the works that looks good

couldn't tell you the name though i totally forgot

[simple perch]

@paper gate !'"*'-!?

[glass shell]

i hope i can get my hands on a switch 2 on launch day

[fallow drum]

i will

[glass shell]

because nintendo is quick to fix hardware exploits

[fallow drum]

i can’t wait personally

[simple perch]

switch 2 is so expensive

[glass shell]

and modding the switch 2 is going to be fucking marvelous

i can already sense the homebrew seen

scene"

scene*

mouse controls means

linux on switch

[simple perch]

arch

[glass shell]

linux on switch that doesn't suck ass

because holy shit linux distros on switch with joystick controls are

horrible

[simple perch]

debnyan

[paper gate]

@simple perch #!/bin/bash

[glass shell]

we're gonna have like

so many opportunities for piracy

and a good modding scene

[fallow drum]

the only reason i would want to mod my switch is to keep games loaded because i only buy physical on switch but i dont wanna switch out every time lol

[glass shell]

because modding games on the switch kinda sucked since it gets laggy quickly

but the switch 2

oughhh

[simple perch]

nano /etc/pacman.conf

[glass shell]

i modded mine for cool custom UI

and emulation

[fallow drum]

oh yeah that too

[glass shell]

that doesn't suck ass

[fallow drum]

cool UI

[glass shell]

i hope we get new themes but

that probably won't be the case

modern nintendo is too simple they wouldn't do stuff like they did with the 3DS

[open pasture]

I'm home now

thank goodness

[glass shell]

they want a design philosophy everyone understands

[bold adder]

bring back kevin

[open pasture]

Nop

[fallow drum]

for now

[simple perch]

inzoi on switch

[fallow drum]

@tame tide

[acoustic plume]

anyone found a good css snippet to revert server icons to what they were before?

[bold adder]

what a dumbass

i would deny on the first 5 words

idc about the rest

what an idiot

[glass shell]

i was hyped for inzoi until i learned it was just ai slop bait

[open pasture]

fym...

[paper gate]

@simple perch is a creature

[neon ferry]

👉 #🎨-css-snippets

(Auto-response invoked by @weary mason)

[fallow drum]

for now

[glass shell]

They are taking you away you need to go NOW

[bold adder]

also so much self glazing

no growth

[simple perch]

it's Twitter, and it's some guy with zero royalties

[slender isle]

why
sounds like a generic ahh essay

[glass shell]

they will come in through your window you need to escape through the backdoor

you should find an earpiece on the ground it will guide you

[open pasture]

They indeed name creepers after you @fallow drum

[glass shell]

you need to move Now

[open pasture]

found it

[fallow drum]

hop on the mc server

[simple perch]

i like that the zois can go from pure hatred to marriage in the span of 1 day

[open pasture]

Send IP

[weary mason]

which mc server

[fallow drum]

@open pasture you’re not in it hahah loser

[weary mason]

if so is it cracked

[fallow drum]

look at you….

[weary mason]

is it 1.8.9

[open pasture]

Why are you like that...

[fallow drum]

you fell for it so hard

[open pasture]

That's messed up

[bold adder]

colleges read your qualifications and grades and they know youre a good student

[fallow drum]

rushii is literally so insane

[bold adder]

restating that on the essay is useless

[weary mason]

ah yes 127.0.0.1

[glass shell]

i like sims better because you look at your sims and then they do like the worst thing ever and you can just watch in horror

[open pasture]

what mc server is that

[glass shell]

inzoi has no fuckin

grim reaper

[fallow drum]

everything is still broken because your vps sucks and rushii takes 6 years to respond @harsh minnow

[weary mason]

inzoi

[glass shell]

inzoi doesn't have my silly whimsy sims

it has fucking

[harsh minnow]

[fallow drum]

@harsh minnow i blame everything on you….

[glass shell]

ai slop stickers or whatever

[bold adder]

this has GOT to be bait 😭