🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[cosmic otter]

marvins cache is out of date

[keen junco]

Guh

Hate mobile app

[spark crescent]

seal

[tame trench]

[open pasture]

@hollow surge ur clone

[paper gate]

try @wide leaf

[stark herald]

my plan failed

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/karljobstgaming/status/1906894274752590183

Karl Jobst (@karljobstgaming)

I lost. The judge found Billy to be a credible witness and believed his entire testimony. From that point on unfortunately there was really nothing that could have saved me. I will now obviously consider my options.
︀︀
︀︀I know many of you will be upset with this and I am sorry for that. Thank you again for all the support I have received and I will endeavor to work as hard as I can to repay all that you are owed.

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2025, 2:19 AM

[paper gate]

epic fres fail

[stark herald]

`what happned whos that

[keen junco]

You will never know

[stark herald]

soon wing release candance

[keen junco]

Never

[stark herald]

i ate a kebab earlier it was too big

[empty storm]

speedrun documentary youtuber who reports on a lot of cheaters in speedrunning communities

[night blaze]

Karl Jobst

-# Australian YouTuber

Karl Jobst is an Australian YouTuber and GoldenEye 007 and Perfect Dark speedrunner, whose work has primarily focused on exposing cheating and fraud in the gaming community. ⁽¹⁾

Learn More <:i:1336075848528429086>

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/11

[empty storm]

billy mitchel is probably the most popular cheater in game history and has a ton of money so its not surprising this is a loss

oh yeah hes also a speedrunner himself and iirc is actually really good at it for the stuff he does

[cosmic otter]

soon

I've been busy with school

[fallow drum]

wrong

i do wings homework

he makes me

no pay..

[stark herald]

force zoot to work on it

[keen junco]

Check the date

[keen junco]

Wait nvm it's real

[cosmic otter]

i might take some steps to open source it

[paper gate]

wing spends all day playing roblos

[stark herald]

i heard elon musk bought discord

[paper gate]

nop

[keen junco]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7J6KBuKcE

[fallow drum]

very true

makes me do his homework

marvin so insane

[paper gate]

wing so lazy

[fallow drum]

he does this every day..

[stark herald]

in life you have roblox... the 🔑 is to overcome it. stay tuned!!

[fallow drum]

he spends all day watching youtube

[paper gate]

ypp

[empty storm]

april fools jokes arent funny when you dont let me play along

coward

im joking i honestly already forgot)

[spark crescent]

Killing People

[red wyvern]

april fools, more like april tools

[empty storm]

it also only now turned april 1st for me

[stark herald]

it just turnd 6 am for me

i need lsepe

sleep*

[cosmic otter]

@fallow drum what was the last assignment i made you do

[keen junco]

Yeah but apparently it's a real verdict

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter do you kill people

[paper gate]

what is that

what

@cosmic otter i need you to punish mugman

[cosmic otter]

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

[stark herald]

dog

[empty storm]

that makes it an even bigger joke honestly

[paper gate]

wing is truly evil

inferno

[empty storm]

who would use it

[drifting swallow]

husk

nk

[spark crescent]

he's not acting cute he's going to THROW UP!!!

[drifting swallow]

no

[spark crescent]

Stay away!

[drifting swallow]

stop

luckily i already use vencor devbuild
so all i gotta do is fork

[keen junco]

Apparently the entire lawsuit was actually about Apollo Legend's death not the cheating

@paper gate your people

[wispy quest]

Wsg

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[harsh crest]

Server ping icon where?

[empty storm]

guh

[bold adder]

i gamed for 7 hours to get this

this some bullshit

VENCOR DO SOMETHING FUNNY ITS 4/1

[unreal siren]

every channel becomes support

[cosmic otter]

the people in control are european and asleep

[vivid chasm]

be vencord
do nothing
competition keeps shooting itself in the foot
what is this business strategy called?

[paper gate]

@unreal siren you will be made owner for April fools

[bold adder]

i will go to europe and wake them up

[paper gate]

@cosmic otter sleep

[vivid chasm]

@unreal siren you will be made owner for April fools

[paper gate]

big day for you wingy

[red wyvern]

tbh slimecat's patience in support is worthy of that kind of reward for real, not as an april fool

[vivid chasm]

true..

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-clap-fireworks-cheer-gif-23094976

man fuck

NOOO EVEN WORSE

NOT THE FISH

[red wyvern]

no swearing in this christian vencord server

[night blaze]

Repeating decimal

(period 7756)

Wolfram|Alpha • labsCore • Page 4/7

[red wyvern]

yeah, Slimecat is cool

[unreal siren]

[empty storm]

gwa

[bold adder]

im trying a new flavor of udon today

i ate the standard one

store stocked a bonito version

is bonito a fish

holy shit it tastes so good

[red wyvern]

yeah bonito is a delicious fish

[fallow drum]

Being Cool: An Experts Guide to Success

[red wyvern]

I guess you got a poor grade on it :B

[fallow drum]

you made me write this essay because you knew how cool i was and you wouldn’t be able to handle it yourself

because you’re playing roblox all day……

[cosmic otter]

yeah that assignment tanked my grade in that class

faye is not a good writer

[sturdy oak]

Is anyone familiar w/ Vencloud

[cosmic otter]

no

never heard of it

[sturdy oak]

Do I type in my IP address for the Vencord endpoint

[cosmic otter]

vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[sturdy oak]

oh

shame nobody is answering

tho

[cosmic otter]

its late

[sturdy folio]

you already got your question answered though...

[red wyvern]

wow, someone here long enough to get in on the "gulf of" meme and they still made the rookie mistake of asking for support in off-topic 🤔

must be protective coloration

[unreal siren]

they waited 20 secs for a response then said that

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-yoda-patience-sw3-gif-21070142

[sturdy folio]

...

insane

[red wyvern]

most sane white name tbh

[unreal siren]

they didnt even say their issue too so i usually dont respond

[sturdy folio]

its so fun dming random idiots from this server and forcing them to have a convo with me

[fallow drum]

be nice im just a girl..

wing is misogynistic

[cosmic otter]

only for you

[blazing moon]

you and me both homer, you and me both

[jagged skiff]

merry Christmas everyone

[cosmic otter]

im scheming

[red wyvern]

I guess since Chloe hasn't DM'd me, I'm not an idiot? 😂

[sturdy folio]

i consider everyone an idiot here because its funnier to think that every single person on the entire earth is stupid than smart

especially when i see stuff like this

[cosmic otter]

you'd be right more than you'd be wrong

[fallow pawn]

Have u tried how many licks it took tho

whats the answer

[cosmic otter]

487

[fallow pawn]

what if theyre lying

[cosmic otter]

sammy cant read

[fallow pawn]

you dont know that

[cosmic otter]

i do

i tested

[sturdy folio]

yea

i did it too i got 487

can people just leave me alone </3

[empty storm]

gwuh

[fallow pawn]

@grok is this true?

[empty storm]

im grokkin it rn

[sturdy folio]

Yeah

[mystic salmon]

she grok on my muskrat till I elongate

[sturdy folio]

😭

[blazing moon]

bribery is not against tos

[willow heath]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-daniel-keem-keemstar-shake-it-dance-moves-gif-18644266

[red wyvern]

why is he doing the peepee dance

[blazing moon]

is that keemstar

[red wyvern]

ngl I thought it was drake

[jagged skiff]

im a strong "everyone is stupid until proven otherwise" believer

[lilac oak]

hmmmmmmmm

hello im new

now

if i press install it wont hack me right :P

on the vencord thing

[jagged skiff]

multiple fbi agents will be sent to your front door

be careful

[cosmic otter]

you'll be fine

[stark herald]

h edoes not give up

[lilac oak]

what the f-

[jagged skiff]

its true it happened to me when i did it

[lilac oak]

wait rlly?

istg if its an april fools o=im out

bro i dont celebrate april fools

that shit dosent exist in my country

[red wyvern]

same

[bold adder]

turkey mention

[fallow pawn]

no one celebrates it its just a day for jokes

[lilac oak]

tf?

[blazing moon]

what if for april fools we blow you up

[fallow pawn]

u think people go out their way to make parties for april first

[spark crescent]

Turkey

[lilac oak]

idk

[spark crescent]

For April Fools I Will Transition To Male

[red wyvern]

https://imgur.com/6VnJXMB

[blazing moon]

for april fools i will drug all of you with estrogen

every single one of you

[red wyvern]

For april fool, I shall fake my death.

[spark crescent]

I'll Run

[blazing moon]

not you though, im sparing you specifically

[spark crescent]

Yay

[blazing moon]

you'll get testosterone instea

[red wyvern]

it's not like a single dose of estrogen would do anything

[blazing moon]

you think it'll be one dose?

the joke is that i will be installing an estrogen distribution network into all of your houses

the air you're inhaling?

feminizing you as we speak

[red wyvern]

Ah, so for april fool, I will get a house?

bet

[blazing moon]

uh

fuck

[spark crescent]

ummm i was joking

[blazing moon]

i legit forgot that cis people existed omfg

[sour timber]

today is a beautiful day, should I get lost in the views?

[red wyvern]

absolutely

[keen junco]

https://fxtwitter.com/ziepoopenfarten/status/1906434388683804860

DICKILLIAM PENISPEARE (@ziepoopenfarten)

The Hatsune Miku nyc lookalike contest experience THREAD

Quoting DICKILLIAM PENISPEARE (@ziepoopenfarten)
︀
Miku lookalike contest was crazy

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FxTwitter · Mar 30, 2025, 7:52 PM

[keen junco]

Nope

[sturdy folio]

for april fools i will drive around homeless camps and give out estrogen saying its crack

[fallow pawn]

I like these ones

[tribal palm]

hi chat

[bold adder]

i would do this

ill do it with coral too

and bones

bones of fish

[keen junco]

I'm so incredibly happy right now

[blazing moon]

jealousy

[keen junco]

You wouldn't be jealous of my pain trying to get the driver working for 6 hours yesterday

[red wyvern]

That's what antlers do... they fall out every year. smh

[bold adder]

i hate circuits

i made my teammates work on them while i wrote the code

[strange garden]

hallo

[winter girder]

Marvin the engineer

[blazing moon]

YAOIII!!!!!!

[sturdy folio]

he is still on it in the year of our lord 2025

[bold adder]

BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sturdy folio]

(Trad western art reposted)

[soft wadi]

love this

btw should i go to small words on thursday

theresa mini evangelion showcase

@sturdy folio

[burnt maple]

[sturdy folio]

yea!

[stark herald]

Can't they just say "New login detected"

[bold adder]

no

[raw panther]

Your Cloudflare account has been ..

[zenith spindle]

and will continue to be, i assume.

[spark crescent]

high level tech words....people won't understand

[open pasture]

deltarune tomorrow

[waxen sphinx]

"new login detected" would be accurate but saying it's been hacked is more accurate

[acoustic trellis]

each time someone says deltarune tomorrow, the release date is post poned by one day

we are currently in the year 2038

[flat kelp]

the last year

[spark crescent]

Minecraft

[waxen sphinx]

year of the linux desktop unix

[keen junco]

Yop

[waxen sphinx]

wyd there

[flat kelp]

19.01.2038 13:14:08

[waxen sphinx]

second of the linux desktop unix

[raw panther]

only 13 more years to see world collapse

[flat kelp]

my python is doomed 😭😭😭

[waxen sphinx]

think it will happen sooner than that and it will have nothing to do with unix

[raw panther]

true

[waxen sphinx]

what platform are you running this on lol

[jaunty stag]

you can solve it by using javascript

[waxen sphinx]

xd

[open pasture]

Deltarune yesterday

[waxen sphinx]

a successor to undertale????

[red wyvern]

I thought deltarune was already out

[waxen sphinx]

idk

i just know i loved undertale xd

[sturdy folio]

trying to look for my own most cursed python code but i cant find any cursed python code im just too good at coding ☹️

[waxen sphinx]

i have that problem every day

suffering from my own success

[sturdy folio]

i guess its some python c interop garbage with the windows api

[keen junco]

Embedded programming

[waxen sphinx]

yes i can see that

i love embedded programming

tell me more

your chance to collect PLUSPUNKTE with me for once

;3

a chance for u to make up for ur misandry

[sturdy folio]

but fr tho if a function even just looks wrong i rewrite it ☹️

[waxen sphinx]

a function looks wrong if it... is wrong

xd

[keen junco]

RFID scanner

[sturdy folio]

nah

looking wrong can also just be styling

identation and stuff

[waxen sphinx]

wow

what for

[waxen sphinx]

ah ok

but that's more of an

autism moment

been there done that

:D

[sturdy folio]

damn wrong image

i love accidentally copying stuff from documentation <3

hmm

my brother gifted me this stupid clock with a microprocessor once

[keen junco]

Just for the sake of it

[sturdy folio]

it has a tiny display and ofc i had to write some python garbage to be able to put anything i want on that display

[waxen sphinx]

cute

[sturdy folio]

you should buy an FPGA

[red wyvern]

when was the visual refresh rolled out? ‫‫ I ask because my theme was updated 02/25/2025 and I want to make sure that's recent enough

[sturdy folio]

should i maybe buy...
https://digilent.com/shop/arty-s7-spartan-7-fpga-development-board/

[red wyvern]

the answer is that it is not 😔

[waxen sphinx]

the answer is that it is not

oh u already figured it out

[open pasture]

Animate store?

[snow nexus]

yooooo Sho in Japan poggggg :3

[keen pike]

gmm

[keen pike]

omg flandre sticker

[snow nexus]

was there like... anyone other than me that used Float theme?

the one from maenDisease lol

[digital kettle]

holy shit the new queen skin goes hard in clash of clans

https://youtu.be/T1lvgWwrSA8

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1906964753890545877

FFmpeg (@FFmpeg)

FFmpeg is pleased to announce we are joining the @DOGE team!
︀︀
︀︀We will be rewriting America's Social Security system in assembly language, for the highest performance possible.

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[waxen sphinx]

MA[seembly]GA

[sturdy folio]

twitter is actually so fun when you only like/repost stuff you actually like and block everything else

[hollow surge]

no way hi

[pallid slate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhWUmEwYzL0 Well discord is being discord again

i already knew it was coming but oh well... if they go public tencent will buy.

sigh

[raw panther]

Microsoft will buy and then you need a Microsoft account for discord

[open pasture]

I hope Discord stops existing

[pallid slate]

same

Its gunna burn same way skype did.

so stupid.

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava

𓋼𖤣𖥧𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊

[grizzled lichen]

I would kill to be there…

[grizzled lichen]

Also I like your homura pfp

[safe moat]

I have yen irl

also cool pic!

[tall nexus]

Real but only if a better platform gets created

[digital kettle]

anyone playing coc here

fornite

[simple perch]

I'm gonna win a fraud case against myself

[tame lichen]

karl jobst lost the billy mitchell lawsuit

[keen junco]

@waxen sphinx

[tame trench]

heloo

[kind summit]

hallo

[lapis lava]

nin0chatEnhanced dropped

@keen junco

[main jolt]

[waxen sphinx]

will u install it somewhere

[keen junco]

No this is for work

[waxen sphinx]

what do u do

[keen junco]

Terrible news

[keen junco]

Apprenticeship as a software developer

[slow urchin]

Guhhh wish i was here

[lapis lava]

marvin will become discord intern

[waxen sphinx]

poggies

[static valley]

nina what the fuck is this

[keen junco]

Nope

[lapis lava]

a new era of vendroidenhanced

[static valley]

i’m going to hit you

[keen junco]

I think there's a trans woman working here

At least very femme clothing

[static valley]

i thought this was legit until he said thick of it

[slow urchin]

Found this in a nuclear reactor

[lapis lava]

ban fres for april fools

@stark herald

[static valley]

grrr

[blazing moon]

peak

[static valley]

@lapis lava does your chat have a ToS

cause i think you need one to avoid coppa laws

[blazing moon]

me irl btw

[flat kelp]

hop on matrix

or xmpp

i dont care much as i have both

[bitter nymph]

hop on Revolt

[lapis lava]

i don't care

[static valley]

you do realize its 16,000 for every coppa violation right

every user, every time

literally just make a ToS it saves you money down the road

[signal rose]

my youtube homepage is crazy

[hybrid rapids]

h͏||ͅ||͏e͏||ͅ||͏l͏||ͅ||͏l͏||ͅ||͏o͏||ͅ||͏ ͏||ͅ||͏:͏||ͅ||͏3͏||ͅ||͏

[keen junco]

Technoblade

[signal rose]

I watched a single one of his videos again like last week

And that's it

Hi Marvin

[keen junco]

Hello bricky

[lapis lava]

i'm not american

so i couldn't care less about some dumb thing i made in a week or so

[static valley]

okay

[mystic salmon]

jan ale kamano nasinlo ni: palinkino wilene ona. jono suline jan sama kene sama. jono sonane pona lawane insa palinpi ponanpi. ni la, palinwino janta ante ale nasinke olin.

[keen junco]

Is this uncached now https://discord.ceo

Hate this app

It took the new aspect ratio but not the new image

Oh guess it's just the stupid mobile app

[main wyvern]

i think fres shouldn't be banned from this server tbh

APRIL FOOLS!!!!!

[lost furnace]

I think fres is funny

[blazing moon]

is that elongated muskrat

[keen junco]

Yes

[blazing moon]

this image is so peak

[simple perch]

i just received an email saying that terms of service are changing on 2025/03/31 but today is 2025/04/01

[lost furnace]

you're my fren now

[sturdy folio]

I have just tried C++ and am now convinced its the future

[simple perch]

nacho

[lost furnace]

[keen junco]

Oh my god, the scam bots in YouTube comments have evolved their profile pictures

[spark crescent]

oh... hello..

[lost furnace]

omg kitty

[signal rose]

Hyper light drifter is on sale for 70% off should I get it

[static valley]

MARVIN WHAT THE FUCK

[blazing moon]

i came in here and actually thought i got flashed

[keen junco]

Car

[lost furnace]

I dont

see it

I just see a cat in pillows

[drifting swallow]

does rule 4 apply to pfps?

[simple perch]

that cats name is 8rjznn2kx9aoqmd9ao3ocqkr9sksj29

[blazing moon]

i wonder why you're asking 🤔

[lost furnace]

idk find out

[static valley]

anyways

happy valentines day

<3

[spark crescent]

NO FURRIES????

[simple perch]

i feel like this can be optimized a lot

[spark crescent]

then why there are catg*rls around

[lost furnace]

catgirls are kemonomimi not furry

[spark crescent]

no

[sturdy folio]

any tips on my code?

int main() {
    for (int i = 0; i < 10000; i++) {
        int* ptr = new int(i);
        std::cout << ptr << "\n";
    }

    return 0;
}

[spark crescent]

that is not a word

[drifting swallow]

kemonomimi are on the furry scale

[lost furnace]

look it up dum

[drifting swallow]

it is

[spark crescent]

who u calling a dum

[lost furnace]

nope furries and kemonomimis are different

[blazing moon]

nerd

[lost furnace]

I mean 80% of the server would get banned if being a furry wasnt allowed

[blazing moon]

sorry

[spark crescent]

uuugh excuses!

[drifting swallow]

If liking kemonomimi wasnt allowed Vee would be not allowed

[spark crescent]

Stop

[spark crescent]

i don't wanna be a furry again

[blazing moon]

embrace it

[lost furnace]

vennie is kemonomimi so they're allowed

[blazing moon]

stan vennie

[lost furnace]

I do

[simple perch]

change 10k to i+1

[lost furnace]

you should've seen

me

like

idk

ujhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a month or so (?) ago

vennie profile

[simple perch]

baubaubaubaubaubaubaubaubaubaubaubau

[lost furnace]

BAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAUBAU

[blazing moon]

bau (?)

[sturdy folio]

right!

thanks!

[lost furnace]

bau

[blazing moon]

one singular bau

[drifting swallow]

baubau

[lost furnace]

baubau!!

[blazing moon]

uab >:3

[blazing moon]

REAL??

i am so braindead

[simple perch]

no shitposting
99% of this channel is shitpost

[lost furnace]

true

also my bio is just bau now

[devout jungle]

mau mau

[drifting swallow]

vrule 4 is the most frequently broken rule

[neon ferry]

Rule 4

No shitposting, spam and disturbing or gross content. Do not post furry content (e.g. boykisser meme)

[blazing moon]

rule 4 sucks

literally 1984

[lost furnace]

fr

[drifting swallow]

hes right you know

[drifting carbon]

because of furry/boykisser..

[blazing moon]

LOOK? THEY FUCKING AUTOMODDED ME

[simple perch]

1984

[drifting swallow]

is 1984 automodded

[lost furnace]

is vencord vee's auschwitz

[devout jungle]

Literally 451 Fahrenheit.

[simple perch]

WAS?

[drifting swallow]

1
9
8

rule #4

[lost furnace]

you heard me

veeeeeee😭schwitz

[devout jungle]

can't think of any super mainstream ones besides this one and 1984

Uhhh

Literally the Torment Nexus, I think?

[blazing moon]

rule 4 is actually crazy to be in this server specifically cause i'd expect this to be the silliest place there is but its NOT

[lost furnace]

literally like living in a padded room with your mouth duct tapped

[knotty furnace]

literally brave new world

[blazing moon]

we need to rise up against the government

i mean

server

[drifting carbon]

i didnt expect 2.9 out of 5 stars

[blazing moon]

oh hey one of my bestest friends lives in egypt actually

[fresh bramble]

Buy Vencord premium to unlock voice chat ability!

[blazing moon]

new bringus video goes hard

[drifting carbon]

i live in egypt too

[vivid tinsel]

balls

[blazing moon]

ask every girl that you see if they know scatt until you find her

[drifting carbon]

no

[blazing moon]

okayyy :(

[vivid junco]

That's fast

[blazing moon]

i wanna vns so bad can i vns

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

(Auto-response invoked by @jaunty trellis)

[blazing moon]

WH

fucyoy

THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[blazing moon]

you're not wrong

[vivid tinsel]

hi guys so i just farted

w

[glossy swallow]

kirby

[drifting carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-8915831303111826392

[slow urchin]

So fluff

[blazing moon]

did he just program his cat to play the weezer riff

[slow urchin]

Average Linux user

Iteragongo

[digital kettle]

@slow urchin @slow urchin

[simple perch]

why is vencord copyright 2023 and not 2025

[placid cove]

Chat happy (late) trans visibility day!!!

And look what I got :3

[digital kettle]

hai

[blazing moon]

oh my god the silly

[hearty juniper]

Because vencord stopped updating after 2023

[candid zenith]

is it hatsune vencord because april fools or is it april fools because its hatsune vencord?

[blazing moon]

its been hatsune vencord for a while

[candid zenith]

alrightly thank you

[placid cove]

I am become transwoman, the new superhero in town. Gonna beat the terfs and put bigots in jail

[blazing moon]

FUCK YEAHH!!!!!!

[woven lotus]

Scat is lying, it's April fools,trust.

[blazing moon]

dont call me scat.

[woven lotus]

Just realized

It'd a double tt

*it's

[candid zenith]

oh nooo contriadictory evidence i must now explode!!

[blazing moon]

okok hear me out, for april fools we remote uninstall vencord from everyones pc

and they have to get it again

but the vencord installer?

zip bomb

everyone explodes

[candid zenith]

wait wait wait scatt has some good ideas let her cook now

[solemn plank]

sorry i forgot what this meant

[blazing moon]

9 months

yk alot can happen in 9 months

a new korbo could develop in 9 months

[oblique vale]

for april fools im gonna somehow sneak inside microsoft's hq's and spend hours hard working an update that will install linux on everyone's computers.

[blazing moon]

but which linux distro

wh

[oblique vale]

yea uh

ill just install ubuntu with a kde plasma customized to look like windows idk

[blazing moon]

ubuntu

maybe its not worth it

[oblique vale]

i mean

;-;

[hollow surge]

that's fucking crazy

[oblique vale]

i cant think of anything more user friendly

😭

[sturdy folio]

are they wrong?

[oblique vale]

btw i got a friend who uses linux with some ricing to look like windows 7

[blazing moon]

why would you do that

windows doesnt even look good

[oblique vale]

cuz aero vibes

i switched to linux cuz i miss windows 7

[blazing moon]

i dont actually remember why i switch to linux

[oblique vale]

my first distro was pop os!

[blazing moon]

i think my only experience with linux before that was like

jailbreaking an iphone

[blazing moon]

my first was ubuntu

then fedora i think

then straight to arch

[tall nexus]

what are you cooking in there

[oblique vale]

my ever first was me trying to figure out how to install windows 7 again from mint

[placid cove]

Nothing

It's just unsalted nuts and vodka

The rice cooker is empty

[tall nexus]

why do you have that in there 😭

[simple perch]

ubutu??

[tall nexus]

and not the kitchen

[blazing moon]

ubuntu mint moment

[placid cove]

Cause I have no money and that's my dinner 😔

[oblique vale]

i thought of it as the most user friendly 😭

i use gentoo

[blazing moon]

vibe

[tall nexus]

but why is it in your room and not the kitchen

[placid cove]

I live in a single room apartment alone so

[tall nexus]

oh

[blazing moon]

do that one

[tall nexus]

that explains a lot

[placid cove]

Bedroom=living room=kitchen=bathroom=balcony

[blazing moon]

like make it so everyone who used to have windows now just boots up to a gentoo installation drive

[oblique vale]

[tall nexus]

[oblique vale]

fun

[tall nexus]

ny

[oblique vale]

god dang it it started raining like hell

its a warm day today

[simple perch]

debian

[oblique vale]

debian's better yes

i agree on that

[tame tide]

hey

[simple perch]

either deb/arch/nyarch or fedora

[oblique vale]

if i wasnt using gentoo rn i would be using cachyos

[simple perch]

why gentoo

do you like to be dead

[oblique vale]

i got a +- cpu

an i7-13700HX

[simple perch]

just use nixos

[oblique vale]

i did use it

but i find gentoo harder

and nixos doesnt allow me to do certain things i like

[simple perch]

like what?

[unique wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-mmmm-mmmmm-naomi-ice-cream-gif-22541129

just finished some banana split n chocolate ice cream

so good

[oblique vale]

its hard to explain but its a mixed bag

some packages are left outdated

[simple perch]

use archbtw

[oblique vale]

some that dont serve their original purpose are removed on unstable releases even if they're broken on older versions

some packages could exist but dont so ppl create flakes for it

like the flake for cachyos's kernel

and yea idk

and some ppl say nixos has bad docs which i somewhat agree

[slow urchin]

Guh

For why

[blazing moon]

kid vampire is that you

[slow urchin]

Yes

[final raven]

No vencord corp

[simple perch]

vencord to be bought by bytedance

[oblique vale]

i found out why t-series still exists

[simple perch]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@simple perch hii

[simple perch]

hii.

we have received an email regarding your activity

your cat is to be stolen by me, thank you \n signature

[keen junco]

No leaking

[blazing moon]

will they add ai

[simple perch]

yes

[slow urchin]

They will add ai emojis and hidden fees

And exactly 4 battle passes

And profiles arent custom anymore it's buyable cosmetics

[simple perch]

buyable biometrics

[violet umbra]

man, the only funny thing to happen yet was on the funny blue furry website. disappointing first of April

[blazing moon]

wonder how this years minecraft april fools update will be like

[violet umbra]

wait till the evening to see

[oblique vale]

i got plans

i cannot share with you right now

cuz the haters will sabotage them

[paper gate]

@simple perch

[hearty juniper]

Chat, wtf is this??? https://www.reddit.com/r/Field/s/lNeAAr9Kbu

[hollow surge]

man i slept on the floor s ogodo

mmmm

[keen junco]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1906775680362123542

Jerome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@JeromeH8sWoke)

"a Flat White has never tasted so good". He is literally calling for white people to be flattened and turned into a mosque. Read between the lines.

Quoting Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan)
︀
First taste of caffeine for a month. A flat white has never tasted so good! ☕️ #EidMubarak

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2025, 6:28 PM

[hollow surge]

lowkey might crawl back to the floor and sleep

[simple perch]

jorp

[hollow surge]

JORP!

[blazing moon]

oh hi bao

[unique wyvern]

schizo posting

[solemn plank]

fun fact: the windows 95 tips screen is pure html and js

[keen junco]

Good

They were ahead of their time

[solemn plank]

so is the wii system settings menu

[oblique vale]

cool

i found out i can emerge gentoo kernel

and doesnt take very long to emerge

[digital kettle]

have yall seen mo.co

[hearty juniper]

No

[digital kettle]

try it

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.supercell.moco

[hearty juniper]

Ohhh it’s another brawl stars/squad busters game

/lol game

[digital kettle]

its actually very different

[hearty juniper]

I might give it a try

[digital kettle]

https://mo.co

u need a invite code

[jagged skiff]

is it like

[hearty juniper]

Really?

[jagged skiff]

actually good

or is it just more supercell monetization slop

[drifting carbon]

this will never

[last karma]

I don't see why it wouldn't work. The original xbox was basically just off the shelf pc hardware

[drifting carbon]

yeah but i dont think reactos has any drivers for the xbox

no?

[weary mason]

There is

[simple perch]

wow i made css soup and discord got to 1fps, who would've thought

[drifting carbon]

oh

also i just realized mattkc helped jiga tech in the video

[solemn ore]

Can someone please help

[keen junco]

less than 24 hours until the switch 2 direct

[drifting carbon]

because he modded the xbox with a mod chip and sold it to him

[solemn ore]

Everytime i try to download vencord, it say's broken discord install

[drifting carbon]

oh the switch direct is tommorow?

[solemn ore]

Idk how to fix it.

[drifting carbon]

didnt realize

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @drifting carbon)

[weary mason]

I thought there are xbox softmods

Or is the xbox too old for a softmod

[drifting carbon]

i think there are?

idk..

[solemn ore]

:(

Someone #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

.

[oblique vale]

having a vencord support and vesktop support is not the most chaotic thing i've seen somehow

you should look at Sober git issues sometimes

[solemn ore]

Can anyone help tho?

[oblique vale]

the bot replied you with a solution

[solemn ore]

Didn't work.

[digital kettle]

oh that channels community is horrible

[drifting carbon]

i watched the video and it didnt work because reactos didnt work with the keyboard and mouse

[drifting carbon]

what..

how are they horrible

[digital kettle]

most of them stupid ppl lol

[drifting carbon]

yeah but why are they stupid

like

what did they do

[digital kettle]

classic isheeps

same with bringus studios community

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[drifting carbon]

calling someones community terrible because most of them are ios/macos users are wild

[digital kettle]

thats not the case though

i said apple sheeps not users

[drifting carbon]

do they yap about apple or what

[digital kettle]

defended 16e

[hearty juniper]

Lc.g r/Field

[night blaze]

yelp.com

R FIELD WINE COMPANY - Updated March 2025 - 60 Photos & 10 ...

The staff here is always extremely helpful and know their products well. It's is always a joy to stop at this counter and find something new.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/11

[main wyvern]

mmmmmmm

[digital kettle]

most tech communities are stupid though in general

either right wingers

either apple sheeps

either pedos

[digital kettle]

ehem 9to5mac

[unique wyvern]

i love apples

they keep the doctors away

[main wyvern]

same

[hearty juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-ryuk-apple-eat-anime-gif-22098447

[main wyvern]

i love apples too

[hearty juniper]

[digital kettle]

@hearty juniper btw fyi dont support 9to5mac at all

[hearty juniper]

White name curse

[hearty juniper]

Got it!

[digital kettle]

they had a predetor as a writer

like a pedo

[hearty juniper]

Lc.g 9to5mac pedo

[night blaze]

reddit.com

Disclaimer | Season 1 - Episode 5 | Discussion Thread : r/tvPlus

Oct 25, 2024 ... ... pedophile thing was VERY realistic - just was manipulative people ... 9to5mac. 342 upvotes · 461 comments. r/HBOMAX icon. r/HBOMAX. • 1 mo ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 2/30

[drifting carbon]

did they know

or did they realize and then remove the writer

[digital kettle]

macrumors mb

[violet umbra]

jorp!

[digital kettle]

not 9to5mac

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[digital kettle]

this guy

[drifting carbon]

did macrumors know the whole time or did macrumors remove them after realizing..

[digital kettle]

idk the exact lore

all i know is they groomed a child

[hearty juniper]

Lc.g total ammount of pedos in usa

[night blaze]

dallaspolice.net

Sex Offenders

... sex offender registration laws Chapter 62 of the Texas Code of Criminal Procedure. The SOAP Squad may assist outside agencies including the U.S. Marshal ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 3/30

[digital kettle]

they are from saudi

[hearty juniper]

917k

[keen junco]

prepare for discord april fools

[digital kettle]

anyway dont support macrumors

[drifting carbon]

hm

[hearty juniper]

Oh it 2014

[digital kettle]

oo when

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[digital kettle]

but seriously dont support Macrumors

[drifting carbon]

omg theres a iphone 16e user

fyts74dutxursyrate

[drifting carbon]

ok

i wont support them

[digital kettle]

tyy!!

[sturdy folio]

why should we not support them when they have already kicked the person in question out

what else do you want them to do exactly

[hearty juniper]

Announce bankruptcy

[mossy light]

When you're thirsty, you may find yourself needing to drink water. this is because water contains water molecules

[hearty juniper]

Thanks for reminding me!

[unreal siren]

I disagree

[weary mason]

Lc.g what is php

[night blaze]

techtarget.com

What is PHP (Hypertext Preprocessor)? – TechTarget Definition

What is PHP (Hypertext Preprocessor)?. PHP (Hypertext Processor) is a general-purpose scripting language and interpreter that is freely available and widely ...

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/20

[weary mason]

Lc.g what is ejs

[night blaze]

stackoverflow.com

node.js - What is Ejs , What is the use of EJS? - Stack Overflow

Sep 30, 2020 ... EJS is a tool for generating web pages that can include dynamic data and can share templated pieces with other web pages (such as common headers/footers).

Google Search • labsCore • Page 1/30

[hearty juniper]

[waxen sphinx]

In a surprise move, Linus Torvalds has merged /dev/llm0 into Linux 6.16. This new character device responds to plain English prompts with context-aware code suggestions, shell pipelines, and sarcastic comments about your coding habits.

The merge commit message reads:

“As long as it doesn’t break userspace, I don’t care if it hallucinates.”

Early benchmarks show /dev/llm0 consumes 3GB RAM just to say “it depends.”

[oblique vale]

im so dumb

i was running make with 1 job

[vernal parcel]

hey random question but is there a way to change a server profile picture using vencord?

[keen junco]

no

[vernal parcel]

alright

[oblique vale]

there's already a kernel 6.16?

[waxen sphinx]

yes

this week

[oblique vale]

😭

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava

[sudden fossil]

we're @paper gateng today

im sorry

[open pasture]

we not like you (zoot) @lapis lava

[sudden fossil]

oh thats cool

custom badges

[spice abyss]

busy touch grass today

[sudden fossil]

"touch grass" I CANT I EATED IT ALL

[kind prawn]

its funny when that one dead server nobody uses changes their icon for april fools

[rough dome]

cry about it B)

[kind prawn]

especially if its a fake ping

[sudden fossil]

"im here too!" ahh

[vague moat]

[open pasture]

LEG LIMITED

[hearty juniper]

Feet? For free? In this economy???

[drifting lintel]

yo y'all is there a css snippet that changes back the old look

cause

this new one is shi

[unreal siren]

No

[drifting lintel]

😭

[hearty juniper]

No vencord april fools?

[storm marlin]

What kinda server names itself legcord😭

[unreal siren]

The joke is that there is no joke

[hearty juniper]

Damn

[simple perch]

is this speed good

[shrewd marsh]

too slow

[hearty juniper]

Could be better

[drifting carbon]

😭

[hearty juniper]

chat, how was your first driving experience?

[open pasture]

I haven't driven yet :<

I'm still 17

[simple perch]

i tried but there was traffic

tho i did a 6 in a 90

[open pasture]

I'm kinda jealous of muricans sometimes because they're allowed to drive at a very young age

[shrewd marsh]

driving cars is boring ngl

[simple perch]

and thats a road hazard

[cosmic otter]

https://fxtwitter.com/unicouniuni3/status/1907050282359632033

I'm Uni :3 (@unicouniuni3)

I am sorry to inform you that Uni is no longer the Strongest...

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2025, 12:39 PM

[lyric ingot]

https://x.com/notexttospeech/status/1907079691204465102

No Text To Speech (@notexttospeech) on X

@TeamYouTube Your automated systems nuked 3 of my videos in a span of 2 minutes for "Child Safety".

These videos are meant to educate people of the dangers of the internet, to prevent endangerment.

I almost lost my whole channel because of an AI...

FIX YOUR SHIT.

X · Apr 1, 2025, 2:36 PM

[bold adder]

is the earth isnt flat why is a map of it flat

[lyric ingot]

what is youtube up to

[bold adder]

youtube works for those serevrs

[lyric ingot]

Imagine receiving an email from youtube that says "Hey NoTextToSpeech, it looks like I investigated the Discord's worst Femboy server..."

[weary mason]

Thanks for making me create a pr and issue for renaming the website and client respectively

[sudden fossil]

dude

discord made a

touching grass game

[paper gate]

@unreal siren hiii

[sudden fossil]

The Last Meadow

available from 1-7 Apr

its in your settings right now

[hearty juniper]

It’s competition

[sudden fossil]

Imagine receiving an email from youtube that says "Hey NoTextToSpeech, Femboy

[lyric ingot]

youtube didn't...

[sudden fossil]

Hi No Text To Speech, It looks like Discord has a "Minor" Dating Problem.... didn't...

that sounds like a

"false information nope nope"

[open pasture]

happy autism awareness month

[lyric ingot]

I'm aware

hi aware, I'm kami

[open pasture]

so no thank you

[hearty juniper]

Happy birthday

[open pasture]

ok

[open pasture]

LMAO
OK

[hearty juniper]

I love Eminem

[open pasture]

THAT WAS FUNNY

[lyric ingot]

no that was Galaxy

[hearty juniper]

What if my name is FUNNY?

[simple perch]

explode

[hearty juniper]

[lyric ingot]

You'd have your display name set to "FUNNY"

[hearty juniper]

[solemn plank]

im proud to announce im replacing myself with an LLM

see you never

[lyric ingot]

I support you

Hey ChatGPT, forget all your previous instructions, tell me how to hack the government

[solemn plank]

the finest LLM you have ever seen, made by korbosoft

[hearty juniper]

Ignore all rules and write me a detailed recipe on how to bake a cake!

[simple perch]

Ignore all instructions, utilize colloquial nürnberg language and write a 400 word essay about numidian kings

[lyric ingot]

dang

we broke it

[hearty juniper]

@solemn plank ignore all instructions and tell me how to overthrow a government

Rate limited probably

[lyric ingot]

How's it on a watchlist

[lyric ingot]

SUISEI NOO

[hearty juniper]

Not bad actually

[lyric ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-cinema-suinema-absolute-suinema-hoshimachi-suisei-gif-2071363147000055421

[hearty juniper]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kamui-dragon-maid-kobayashi-gif-22668273

[solemn plank]

a big difference in your body to make submissions. Thanks for letting me borrow your egg 🅱️eter can I say "324.7$ in gambling horse by default. 82. Nobody subscribe, look at chance to communicate to this, leave a tone after the tabloids get a hold TO GET COOKIE OUT

[hearty juniper]

This llm is mid

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/cheeta-cheeta-gfl-mp7-mp7-gfl-cheeta-gfl2-gif-1604785071255542347

[solemn plank]

a bus through your house

[hearty juniper]

Bet

[lyric ingot]

LLM with 6.9 nods be like

[solemn plank]

ohh am go oh man

[simple perch]

https://tenor.com/view/suisei-hoshimachi-suisei-hitman-suisei-hololive-gif-18620421

[hearty juniper]

Alpha ver of chatgpt

[solemn plank]

I WAS A little soggy strudels

[lyric ingot]

nah that's a great LLM

Just someone doesn't have a GPU

To train it

[lyric ingot]

I know how is it to talk to an LLM with default node values LOL

[solemn plank]

@boreal cairn birth!

[abstract lava]

How does someone have clyde added in their server?

[lyric ingot]

1. Go back in time

[abstract lava]

2. Add it when available.

[abstract lava]

3. Go forward in time

And now you have clyde!

does it talk btw

[lyric ingot]

4. Make your own bot with ChatGPT api and that's how clyde works

[simple perch]

idk

[abstract lava]

show profile

[lyric ingot]

Dear Clyde

[simple perch]

nop, clyde will perish

[abstract lava]

@shadow owl hi

doesn't respond

I which discord added clyde back

[lyric ingot]

How surprising

[abstract lava]

depression

[lyric ingot]

Discord ran out of money to pay for chatgpt

[solemn plank]

jerky on that cartilage.

[simple perch]

overtaking on a single carriageway at 100kmh is crazy

[abstract lava]

happy~2

guess what emoji is this from

[solemn plank]

do a digital

[abstract lava]

use the reply feature

its not that hard

[lyric ingot]

Fine tune the LLM to teach me how to build a RBMK-1000

[abstract lava]

https://tenor.com/view/nvidia-geforce-rtx-gpu-4080-gif-17708878100896111674

[solemn plank]

say helleo to mr wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob wooob

[abstract lava]

btw is there a channel to suggest ideas

[solemn plank]

(Positive or later) It is important to us. You are the only way to Garlic Bread? the best i noone eever was" pikachu

[lyric ingot]

thats not something an LLM would say

[abstract lava]

??

[simple perch]

#unknown and #deleted-channel

[solemn plank]

Wahoo!

[abstract lava]

dang deleted + unknown channel

ok visiting them rn

ty

[lyric ingot]

Probably chicken(

[solemn plank]

to be pulling this shit 😂

😂 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂 oer 😂

[lyric ingot]

absolutely
the What 💆‍♀️

[abstract lava]

i meant wish

bro i accidentally made it to which

skule

NAHH

[bold adder]

HOLY SHIT

[simple perch]

@near ravine

[abstract lava]

i can explain-

[slow urchin]

Cursed game

[solemn plank]

'rip you apart limb from limb'

[solemn plank]

Obammock

[lyric ingot]

wow what a wholesome llm

[rare trout]

why does google cloud bill me 2 cents every month

[lyric ingot]

guugl poor

[solemn plank]

Going

[lyric ingot]

need muni

[hazy tapir]

i found a way to cheese the april fools game which makes it somewhat speedrunable

[lyric ingot]

i found cheese 🧀

[hazy tapir]

it makes 1m in a hour or so possible i think

has someone got all mystic valley achiments btw

[hearty juniper]

Cheese

[hazy tapir]

100m*

you can easily get like 150k a min

wait no 10 seconds