#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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so cool
@static valley
I hope you get rabies
(edited)
stop pinging me then
literal lolcow
I can neither confirm nor deny this.
i have never encountered bugs like this ever
i think it’s just you lmao
it's software ofc there's bugs
not my video lol
@open pasture hi gorgeous
hello smelly
what i don't understand is apple sheeps saying ios is the most perfect software ever, no bugs whatsoever- its software obviously there's bugs
the only software bug ive encountered thus far is macos misidentifying my cellular data connection but im on macos dev beta
^
im not saying its perfect
in my perfect world there will be no democracy
im saying i havent encountered bugs
good
i will be the single and only leader
Democracy is already like this
theres people who say its perfect and I'm against those people
no it's not i'm not a leader
again like wtf goin on here
does trump smell nice
ive been on beta for ages and yet never encountered a posterboard fail like this
lc.google how does trump smell
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idk he's not in charge
insane post
it's 100% Elon's demon of a child
this guy is insane
the orange chemicals on his skin surely doesn't smell nice
he does sound insane
apple sheeps???
iphone:
- Lots of updates
- apple doesn’t sell your data
- gaining better repairability
- private/secure
- high quality build
android:
- Open source
- WILL sell your data
- More app support
- Copying apple
- Getting less repairable
lagdorids
everything you own sells your data
you will always be the product
this one is funny keep talking
even paid bsd
@static valley hiii
hai
are you deadass
keep spittin facts
how does it taste
great points, unfortunately I don't have 1k for a phone
see he gets it
then don’t buy an iphone
they’re expensive
yes
buy a phone you can afford
I want to buy a flip phone but theres no market for them
private secure by being closed as fuck
yeah????
i feel no need to jailbreak my phone
install openbsd on your phone, loser
also android doesn't have major security problems as well
it’s not a new guinea pig i’m going to jailbreak
hi
i need a jailbreak but mainly because i want to inject FLEXTool into everything
so reverse engineering
ashley is gonna go nuclear

build an identity matrix/profile and funnel you into ad groups
as well as idenitfication during purchases
bro censored the ssid
i love azerty
kaspersky
i censored the wifi name
my name is in the fucking thing
ofc i’m gonna block it out
i think ios is better than android
i love belgian azerty so much
whats ur phone
oh so I shouldn't be too concerned if it's just for ads and making sure I am who I say I am
you vill live in ze pod
you VILL eat ze bugs
why💔
why does it matter 
why not leave default ssid
@velvet hill hiii
cause my parents set the wifi name not me????
coal
tech literate parents 
i literally could not care less
@velvet hill rate this slider i spent 5-6 hours on
you should sleep now
sigfigs 😭
its 4pm
chemistry flashbacks
have you been awake the entire night 😭
my parents use a password on their wifi thats been in a data breach and has been seen 42 times

no i started at 23:00 fell asleep at 3-4ish am and a bit more work in the morning
bot detected
all that just for me to use my volume buttons 
ok and
you wanna know what you should do
Hi
you should always pet your cat
we oneshotting
and i'm hanging you to death
just broke all of my sliders
poor soul doesn't know what's coming, don't spoil it for em guys
repeat the cycle 🔥
I'd like to see you try
Hello
not until i finish tearing your anterolateral ligament, though 🥰
yeah i dont want spoilers
:c
first worlders can't do SHIT against me in a fight, sorry
though ive been stuck at the same part for a while so
@boreal torrent
I'm not scared of a NERD
i'm a nerd by option
RAHHH BEST $30 IVE EVER SPENT 🔥
projection
dare I say, goober
slide me some
please
what phone u got
just interact with everything until something works, niko will stop you from doing stupid shit anyways
(don't. they only sell low-quality shit)
bruh
W
don't matter
(it's true)
everyone hates @lapis lava
yeah, ||i cant smash the sun with a crowbar for example||
how's that a W
how
ive tried doing a buncha stuff though, rn ||i have a charged solar battery but nowhere to put it||
ur already doing illegal shit, at least do some high quality illegal shit yk
Keeps them coming back for more
i was joking
not if they fucking die lmfao
less fun
wouldn't it be better if it was high quality
actually
if it was lower quality you'd get less of a high and
you got a point.
like
look around and you'll find out where the battery goes
https://youtu.be/kKAue9DiHc0 @boreal torrent @static valley @velvet hill this is so funny
opens up for new customers
bros saying this in a public channel in a public server on an unencrypted platform 💔
did.. you just admit to being part of a drug ring?
Its not like Brasilian feds use discord
i'm literally from the hood
the feds ain't doing shit lmfao
same room?
you think brazil cares about their drug rings
if they feds hop here they're literally dead
😭
Nah they dont
the FBI cares though
android in shambles after that article...
sob x5
FBI chucks rocks
i'm not american
doubt they fucking monitor vencord though
yeah so they can funnel drugs through the Bahamas
well I mean if you piss them off enough they eventually don't care
I'm not part of their shit
more money to go to israel 🔥
I LOVE 120 BILLION TO ISRAEL AAAA
"i rewrote it all to rust" "WHAT???" "there was no performance improvement so i rewrote it all back" "WHAT??!?!"
MORE TAXES AND SPENDING THANKS TRUMP
but if I wanted, I could just take part of it lol
true
fair
FUCK
RAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK GOVERNMENT SPENDING GIVE TOO MUCH TO ISRAEL :FIRE
GIVE MORE TO ISRAEL PLEASE!!
their shit ain't going very well tbf
most members are arrested
or dead atp
fun
my father quit the biggest gang in my state
hey, it builds character
😭
"I went to hell and back, but it's boring up here" 😭
now here am I
this server has so many wacky characters
a fucking T worded F worded nerdass
you can do both
lifetime isnt guaranteed tbh
Jesse.. we must cook
REAL
all the guys I knew went into that got shot
LOL SO DID MY COUSINS
big fuckin rocks, boulders even
yeah such is the risk
oldheads are insane tho
make a blockchain powered web3 drug cartel dashboard integrated with stripe and shopify to show analytics for example returning customers, churn rate, conversion rate, what block to target, any outstanding debts, etc
thats how you survive
i'm fr just the average latina atp
so insane, got it.
the average poor latina, i mean
jessinho precisamos cozinhar
word in english here so i dont get muted
so sane, got it
druglord girlboss
latinxs* 💔🥀
never
real
have you seen how much money you can make cutting granite
I'm latinx sis 🥀🥀
i'd rather be called the hard R n word
WHAT
than latinx
😭
not even a joke
ik
you fucking are
Is LatinX like SpaceX
but people say im not
yes
then they're retarded
you're literally from argentina how aren't you latino
Space X is the demon trying to return to the void
Mi gente latino
gringx
if you were from suriname then sure
xrgxntxnx***🥀🥀🥀
then you wouldn't be a latino
argentinx
I prefer being called "racisx"
Suriname and Guyana are those countries that you know exist because you had to remember them for your south american geography class
question, why don't we use latine
i love the brazilian nature of simply admitting that you're part of a family involved with gangs and drugs, because the feds won't do anything about it
blame the yankees
they won't respect our culture
true
because that is latina in french and we hate the french
they were never brought up in school here lmfao
Girl the feds are the reason you're involved in that
public school from the hood is ass
attention federal agents: you smell bad
silly me :3
their whole business is gonna fall apart once they die anyway
shit's eventually going to happen
The feds once sent me an ar-15 because of messages i sent on my old discord
my father once hid guns with blacked-out serial numbers in our house
my mother was genuinely pissed off when she found out
im dead
@outer radish ||i tried going in every place and trying everything that seemed interactable while holding the battery but no luck, the only thing i got is niko saying i cant put the battery in the robot at the docks||
same
shes pmo
LOL
Hi
fr
Guys I need help
@boreal torrent
@digital kettle
i have a surprise for u
wheree
:3
Why is there no vencord option in settings? I reinstalled it many times
hehe
(Auto-response invoked by @digital kettle)
Thanks
Oh that's a bot

oki
blatantly showing off my inability to do math to customers
hint: near prophetbot
solution to ragebaiter
The only interactive thing nearby is prophetbot itself and the house though
sounds about right
they missed a few
yeah that's the USA
wtf is happening
it clearly is, you Americans and not knowing your geography (I'm messing with you)
(thank you for the indicator i suck)
(pwnky is not a yankee)
he's asian, right @hollow surge
What year is this from
asian vibes 🥰
hai
@hollow surge is asian??
i alledgedly give asian vibes(whatever that may mean)
NO IM NOT ASIAN
he's brazilian
i wanna be prettier
tfw you tried to trust chatgpt with a programming question about "what would happen if xxx" instead of testing it out yourself, but had some doubt so you test it yourself and turns out chatgpt was wrong
i look average as fuck
im asian and I title you as asian
(dont use chatgpt for programming guys)
use @boreal torrent instead
why would someone use chatgpt for programming
ur smart
junior programmers in start-up companies trying to earn $10k/month
:3
world record holder for the longest civi war on earth
HEYLOOOOOOOO
(yes, google it)
Myanmar?
hihi
my ass being an unemployed minor earning $40 a month from the government, and having knowledge of software development than the average university student:
Germany 🤔?
OU DVSVVZVZVSVSGDGD IM STUPID
this is fucked up
good theres more Asians here though
YOUR GOVERNMENT PAYS YOU???!!!
it's sad how the average uni student
Me African
barely knows shit about it
$40 a month yea
based
u?
🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷
i'm afrobrazilian 🙏
oh the chicken country
girl, i dont even get shit. in fact, i have to pay the government
i cant even afford my $10k/yr tuition
i don't have to pay the gov because i'm a minor
i don't pay taxes, thaankfully
until this year
anyone here from thailand?
i still won't pay it
i been to there once
u don't need to pay taxes unless you have your own income
i have never traveled in my life :/
in fact, i never saw an airplane irl lmfao
wanna travel together
guh
maybe,,
i haven't ever
gone
what do you do in Egypt
what's special about Egypt
i live normally ig
(i was born in the same region)
i know where u live
but theres kinda alot of restrictions i think
so do you
i think everyone does
i'm very confortable sharing my location
because well
like buying anything from us companies dont work because foreign transactions are restricted
no one is ever hoping here lmfao
so you cant buy like steam games
look rcs
how do you even survive

oh
my father was a gang member bro, some people were afraid of me at some point, even though i'm the most obvious autistic nerdass
wild..
GANGMEMBERFIFTIES
NÃO
gangster
one day i will live in the moon
or nuremburg
gee I wonder..
venCord
vending machine power Cord
peak notification count
got banned from 2 servers for "malicious links"
it was the friend invite
why i'm in so many braindead servers
cry about it B)
cry about it B)
Lmaaao she's catching bodies
dead chat
cry about it B)
sure
yeaaaaaah
hi vencord
hi wakaru
hi kikuri
HI
something tells me i messed up the y offset
i think it may be too high
just a hunch 
Hi
(there should be more than one button on screen)
hello
thx for the free personal info
love?
GOOD
MESON IS AWESOME
nope
how
what is meson
@open pasture SOMEONE TOLD ME TO SET MY PRONOUNS AS "dark hershey" 😭
her shey
Did you used the letter bomb?
haxshw >>
I need to make something similar to this though
I also have a wii
kinda sorta
What OS do you use?
fedora
GANGMEMBERHAXSHW: white person from the suburb
this shit is so fucking funny to me
what do you guys think of canary
I used Zorin OS
the cow goes moo, what does the cat go?
nyaaa~
i use arch btw
arch itself isnt that bad
but the community on discord is..

also you dont have to like
debian
always say "i use arch btw"
Debian
i use arch by the way
hi
even the arch linux irc is better than the discord server..
this is a local ip...
whatever it is its in my folder now, thx /j
192.168.1.5
@sharp dawn canary-liking ?
Hi I happen to be canary
canary islands..
🇮🇨
rare fres appearance

i miss fres

im here 24/7 in #🌺-regulars ...
what role gets me access there
top secret
"no access"
My pc is dead
vp showhiddenchannels
wow there's a No Access roll!
Show channels that you do not have access to view.
BigDuck, Average React Enjoyer, D3SOX, Vee, Nuckyz, Nickyux, dzshn
i killed it
nop

I use BetterDiscord

My ram decided to stop
I'm here for the community not the plugin
Sure swifty
I'm actually here because of stinky fres 
fres is nice actually
dissolving my dog in hydrochloric acid
vban
Gimme some users silly
WHAT
stimky
nini
how did u two meet
fresa
vencord
fun fact i am running discord in safari for ios
👤 : ✔️
@digital kettle RCS rq
back in my regular era i was scared to talk to some regulars
I friend nina cause he's a mod and leaks mod channel to me
this might be a good idea
WHY HUSK
it is
vendroidenhanced for the greatest operating system...
nin0 is scared to talk to me
specifically the discord server
you should do that again
when i first became mod i wouldn't moderate much
because I'd just shoot a bullet through his head
now i have vban on speed dial
wonder what'll you do when you become whitename again
vban @neon ferry paradox
the best operating system is arch linux (i use arch btw (by the way))
okay
Venbotto react with that emoji one more time, I swear to God…


👉 #🤖-bot-commands
(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)
@woven sedge Blocking me after CHEATING ON ME is crazyy 💀
No personal drama or bringing drama from other servers here
imagine if that actually worked and you became a whitename
nixos:
also as a general rule do not edate and find someone else in real life

@lapis lava Blocking me after CHEATING ON ME is crazyy 💀
nixos is mid ig
rXfres is canon
nop
leaving after openly calling out someone is CRAZYY 💀
vencord drama goes crazy
left while being thrown out?
the vencord situation is crazy
@stark herald rate the world's greatest rule store https://github.com/nin0-dev/vc-moderationHelper/blob/main/rulesManagement.ts
Plugin to help moderate the Vencord Server. Contribute to nin0-dev/vc-moderationHelper development by creating an account on GitHub.
daisy randone zzzzzz Situation is Crazy
was this from that suggestion the other day
the "allowing mods to select rules"
?
kinda
@neon ferry using FakeDeafen after vrule 11ing me is crazyy 💀
just see code
im LAZY
The real truth about Vencord
@lapis lava Blocking me after CHEATING ON ME is crazyy 💀
would you cheat on your partner for 10 dollar
@neon ferry Blocking me after CHEATING ON ME is crazyy 💀
hell no
@paper gate Blocking me after CHEATING ON ME is crazyy 💀
nope
20
not even for a million dollars
lc.wa 1000000 dollar to brazil
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what plugin gives you those buttons ooh
wh
idiot this isnt brazil
EL BRAZIL
what's brazil currency again
DO THESE MOTHERFUCKING TEXANS THINK WE SPEAK SPANISH
Brazilian Real (BRL)
answer
Brazilian real
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Robox
Ay ay ay mi nombre es pele
word in english
waow
Pelé is dead lil vro
@boreal torrent
@digital kettle
pele king 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆
Pele 💔🥀🥀
who is pele
@stark herald How you listen will change
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Football 💔💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀
the best football player of ALL TIME
oh, also a pedophile
@boreal torrent gemini cannot generate responses that are hateful or discriminatory
No way my goat is also a pedophile!!!
@boreal torrent
why is it red for you
I need the fit rn so I can look that cute
he was dating a 17 year old when he was like 37
cute
vp irccolors
guh
i remember diego saying he "debuted" with a little boy. I guess that's what he meant
lc.google idade do pelé e da xuxa quando começaram a namorar
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i like her alot too (I forgot her name)
@lapis lava bout to test smth, sorry
SHE WAS 17
AND HE WAS 41
vp fakedeafen
Couldn't find a plugin with that name, and there are no plugins with similar names.
NAHHHH
English & German only (prolonged German conversations belong in #🇱🇺-deutsch-german)
Pele 💀💀💀 Not like us
can we make a role with high priority a white name and give it to @lapis lava so we can make fun of them
soon
v+ I'm new here @lapis lava
Even doe the argentina goat also had encounters with a minorrrrs
you're a whitename you can't be talking
happy 39 miku day
🚽

he isnt a newleaf tho
I'm the whitename >:3
nin0 rizz
youre reddit
im a whitename but i wasnt always a whitensme
hi vendor
i have rizz...
NO I'm not
ok pissbaby
YOU'RE reddit
they were actually whitename+ once
ski-
is that term blocked?
yes
@lapis lava can i have the i’m new here role
thank fuck
no
yet you're bitchless
it is
Okay, here's my quick rating of the food:
I rate it 8/10. The food presentation is good.
rate
its a donor role so explode
wdym...
lemme see
what abt regular
skibis
no
hai kori
explode
oh alr
aren’t you the minimod
new rule where asking for regular makes u ineligible for regular for a month
the one that spammed the rules thing
what is a shawarma
jinjou
how did tessie not react
can i have one of the roles used to seperate categories for moderators looking at the role list
shit yourself
TESSIE???
bro i did it once
soon
TESSIE WHERE ARE YOUA
hii oomf how have you been
too powerful for tessie
no you did NOT lmao
@rough dome

The Pin Broke
am guud wbu
Omg the bot is not sniping people for that
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
@static valley
delayed reaction...
it's over
nice job retard
it saw it correctly it seems
free them
is it just
hop off snapchat
bro gtfo 😭
mods crush this person's skull
Lobotomised! 🔨
Treat others with respect. Friendly banter is okay, but don't take it too far. No discrimination based on any characteristics
im sorry bro
i'm not gonna warnyou 900 times
right
haha
right
We're gonna kill you 👀👀
please nuke your phone
my fault
what is happening
@lapis lava they said a slur mods crush this person’s skull
Me when new users get mute baited
crush their ribcage
the minimodding is crazy 🙏
@solemn plank
freed
if you want somehting to happen go make a proper report in #📩-modmail
but we arent gonna punish for rword tbh
(it WILL get ignored)
prepare for 50 modmails in 10 minutes
crush their femur
if they muted you for saying r***rd that'd be retarded af
@stark herald 

soooooooo
You’re saying it’s allowed?
yes
avoid overusing it
not against someone i guess
venbot isn't a person
don't call people retards
i havent used the slur since 1969
i am flame retardant
venbot is actually a child thats forced to work
24/7
this only applies to #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only and not #🏥-vencord-support-🏥
(me when i lie)
I used it yesterday
@stark herald tes en retard...
I'm autistic so just saying I can call myself that.
the only person you can call a retard here is Elon Musk
something something slow
Elon Musk is a retard
and @halcyon badger
vee made a clone and forced them to be the bot
mee6 in '25 🥀🥀🥀
👀👀👀
@lapis lava how old is venbotto
hf!snowflake 1017176847865352332
The timestamp for 1017176847865352332 is <t:1662584258:F> (<t:1662584258:R>)
whitenames 💔
no gf.
eh i still have that deal with a friend
a month fromv alentine's day to confess else i owe him2 cookies
chat do they know
hi vencord
good luck
Hallo
my gf is fucking 10 thousand kilometers away
this is me
@sharp dawn
im cooked

try tinder
hf!snowflake 1249212842234609688
who names their kid 10 thousand kilometers away
The timestamp for 1249212842234609688 is <t:1717905950:F> (<t:1717905950:R>)
hi mugu
she is fucking
she is fucking
💔
damn, is she on the moon?
happy miku day
@lapis lava i meant how old is venbotto canonically
imagine getting cheated on for someone called 10 thousand kilometers away 🥀🥀
its miku day
i asked chatgpt to explain deranged tiktok relationship concepts so that i know what to do
39
vban @neon ferry underage
@neon ferry get to working
more like coal mines
i remember your fujoshit
coal
the venbotto yearns forthe mines
hello himejoshit
vban
xxcyberatxx
Done! 
Banned xxcyberatxx_36955 (@coral wyvern)
chat
SCARY
what is this
they should put a himejoshi and a fujoshi in a boxing cage and see who comes out
what is it
wtf do those words mean
video with hardr in title
💔
now i wanna click on it
those who clicked on it 💀💀💀
I AM FREE
fuck y'all for mute baiting me
you must get to the highest peaks to know
:3
i see
Gamble
thanks chatGPT
white name
@edgy ermine hahawinnah
hiii
@edgy ermine haiiiiiii
edging
gm!!

it’s the morning for you?
he was what???
fin fin fin fin fin fin
shut up
fin fin on teo
i need that
What if vencord was called instead gamblecord
🥀🥀🥀
I've been playing omori recently, idk why it's a psychological horror game, it's just a very cute RPG
💔💔
type normally ❌
type like tiktok ✅
😭
brainrot
ts pmo fr 💀 💔
gang im bored af
im killing myself
radxflipnote fans when they see someone with a crippling gambling addictionhttps://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-happy-annoyed-follow-gif-4939297
mr beas 💀
someone at spotify inc thought such a colro scheme was a good idea
ts pmo get out
Mr beast give me money
nooooo
@lapis lava can we ban the keyword "pmo"
the fucking image URL 😭
NOT YOU NINO
rosie originally said
ok yall just boring
Uhhh did yall know the human stomach can dissolve gold?
@boreal torrent people be sliding in my dms...
No mental health / depression talk. This is really not the right place, talk to someone you trust, or visit a therapist.
whose doing jt
@lapis lava can you smite them again 🙏
i’m tired of them spamming vrules over and over
dude.
vmute 1h @sharp dawn quit vruling
Done!
Muted comma.tose (@sharp dawn) for 1 hour
god fucking thank you bro 😭 🙏
@boreal torrent
LMFAO
CANA DA
CANA DA
