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my ISP forcefully migrated us to a better plan
due to change of architecture
@wraith osprey i think my gpu might be dying display randomly freezes but audio still works flawlessly...
my isp ate my left hand
i still had the same speeds as i did before the migration
fuck you. you have better wifi now
and my 2nd screen has graphical glitches (might be caused by usbc->hdmi adapter) but still...
Bad tho they still need to pay more
called them up today and they said fuck you restart the router
i did
that somehow worked
my old isp kept saying they'd put in fiber optic
they never did
but metronet ended up doing it
they kept this going for like 5 years
some isps limit your speed unless you're doing a speedtest so just have one running 24/7
ezpz
unless thats just my shitty isp
but it works
Is this true ๐ญ
insane
it is
Maybe i should make a python app or some shit that tricks your PC into thinking you're running a speed diagnostic then, wonder if people would actually use it
does just pinging the speedtest work
Yeah so only one device would need it
check memory usage
thats still stupid nevertheless
yea
Ez just have a raspberry pi 0 constantly running the app on your net
you should probably catch them in the act and report it
Lol
too much work
Not something that's technically possible considering there's no way to prove it since every app would give you a different reading slightly
ok im using midnight catppucin flavor
You would have to somehow make an application that's perfectly running the diagnostic without triggering the diagnostic detector
- i get more speed than i pay for most of the time when im using a speedtest so im good
what badge
What speed test
fast.com i think it was
if you donate ofc
the netflix one
Wtf
Lc.ss https://fast.com
How fast is your download speed? In seconds, FAST.com's simple Internet speed test will estimate your ISP speed.
im the donor
i made the donation
it was difficult, to put the money together
for me at least
Your Internet speed is
52
Mbps
400 mbps
Your IP Address plus Port Scanners, Traceroute, HTTP Compression Test, Ping, Whois, DNS, IP Geo Location, Password Generator and many more tools and how-to's
real
He tongle gongle single songle where heed be dongle
alr
He tongle gongle single songle where heed be dongle
chat call that number
@jaunty ore hi
hello
tell me the ip changes per screnshot please
lc.g what's my ip address
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-# What's my IP
62.234.67.106
okay
Your IP Address plus Port Scanners, Traceroute, HTTP Compression Test, Ping, Whois, DNS, IP Geo Location, Password Generator and many more tools and how-to's
Mine peaks at 120 and averages 67
what in the
look it up
It's ip is in Germany because they use an api
lc.g what's my ip address
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-# What's my IP
62.234.25.217
librespeed shows more stable values for me
doesnt do the peaking for me
but its more or less similar
Significantly better results
weird
lc.wolfram where is korbo
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Hello everyone ^-^
See THIS is a greeting @solemn plank
true
Wut
i see what you mean now
Wat
Hey???
talking about how just "hi" is boring
something like that message isn't
Like come on at least say okay
Sometimes i even feel offened by "ok" because how bland it is
First time i hop on chat and instantly didnt get flamed
https://librespeed.org/results/?id=0cd7teb
doubled the download speed
ibm incomeing
Incomeing
@junior ridge
ps2 should have had a ps/2 port
the personal system 2 had a ps/2 port
i just bought a z flip 5
leahhh
i thought the 8gen2 was more powerful
hii
hiii
its a really cool phone though
whats it do
hi
haii vencord
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
does anyone wanna like play supertuxkart
lc.img turkish supermarket
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wrong
lc.g egyptian supermarket
this is a turkish supermarket
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lc.img egyptian supermarket
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why dont images load
do you reccommend to use arc
please dont use arc
are you a mac user
i used it for some time
unfortunately, no
they do put effort into the ui of their apps and it shows
how can i call u
llsc12
disagree
@deep token the ability to play and pause meret without lag is very nice
hot
i hate the desktop version
why
its quite nice
and doesnt really lag either
chromium
only the chromium engine lags
icl the ui polish outweighs the horror chromium performance
arc is just very nice
and pink
i made the mistake of writing js on my phone
its better than my cat s22 and it has a fullscreen on half of the back
@shadow owl hi
Hai cutie
hi
@shadow owl Do you work
hru
ah
same
i sold my s20 fe for this
s20 fe is fast for its price but its just an okay phone
how do i check that
90284
should be in settings or accubattery
let me get accubattery
discord
no one can stop me anymore

knife manufacturing companies after creating cutting edge technology
.
the way i check the processing power of a device is by ordering something on the tim hortons app
they mustve had a competition to make the slowest possible app for a phone
it is the shittiest fast food app to ever be released
but if a phone can run ut at full speed then its probably a flagship
@junior ridge 
im done with playing ps2
yes
just making sure
i tend to not hear correctly
my hearing isn't good so i had to ask
Kendrick lamar
hh h h h. Hh. Hh h h hh h hhhh h h hhhh. Hhh h h h h hhhhh hh hh. Hh h h. H hh h hhhh h h. Hhhh h h h
_ _ ๐ฅฌ
๐
I js figured
wow
i think you need to wait a few days or something
this fanbase is a prison
7 days
before you can remove and add it again
I've never even watched it lol
just found the video funny
im going to pulp you @wheat eagle @rigid silo
wtf
Plup
i am not Fond of oranges
What about orange juice
depends
i like it
i watched everything but the last episode
never been fond of the oranges themselves though
Find the texture weird?
do you want a hug them silent
something like that
I'm very picky with textures for anything actually
sucks
big hugs for u :3
I find it too soft
oranges are better

Pasta building
why

because oranges are not better than lasagnas
ohno
they are
CONVERSATION!!!!
asplode
:( I'm too sad to
@paper gate
for oranges you just need water sun and orange tree
and a whole lotta patience
yes
bone meal
but for lasagna you need lots of other stuff
you can also buy oranges
uhh
this is Me
you will be plundered
we will power an entire city with your urabium belly
that was quick
urabium
yop
I'm full of urabium,,,
@gleaming sequoia you will be dissected
@gleaming sequoia you will be dissected
no i won't sorry
nuh uh
i said nuh uh so you can't do it because it will make you explode
i am bored
S shaped
is this a bored by laufey reference
LETS CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS... ๐
no
I've tasked a blindfolded deaf person to take care of it so they can't be nuh uh'd
why not task Helen Keller to do it
i thought that was a flesh being
Because she's dead
cutting edge technology
damn you're right
i love this
the mushroom is so cute
I've seen people get that confused for a cat mushroom
it's a normal mushroom
Hi
off-topic-catshrooms-only
if he ordered a replacemement screen thats kinda normal i also cut cheese with my lcd replacement screen before installing on my a21s
i was having breakfast but i forgot knife
my friend insists he isn't autistic yet he remembers the dates of literally anything that happens with scary precision
he knows THE DATE THAT he dislocated his knee 2 years ago
Time to teach the lil' links a lesson they wont ever forget.
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De perfecte geanimeerde Shiggy Crush Hydraulic-gif voor je gesprek. Ontdek en deel de beste gif's op Tenor.
are you
actually kiding me
anyone else that their fav emojis not showing up? its just empty but when i click them they are there
ima put it here bc when i uninstalled vencord problem was still there
https://youtu.be/U4hFIHjU6OQ?t=1290 @lapis lava me
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Sometimes I struggle to remember my own birthday
yop
26th of October 2025 something will happen
discord bug where unicode emojis are invisible in the emoji picker
Has anyone tried this out before, if so do you reccomend it?
https://github.com/mostafaalagamy/Metrolist
never heard of that one but ive seen innertune and spmp
Ig i willl need to experiment
@boreal torrent horror spotify added their short form music previews on desktop
INSANE
horror on linux...
Cider.
im not paying transphobes
so good
no way they turned spotify into my steam library
and whatever garbage cider devs are
SOB
my AM trial expired anyway but sure 
i'll send u the appimage in dms
wow @shadow owl hi
ciders
NOP
What actually happened to Elon
he tweeted "i used to be woke too"
brigado pelo cozy @boreal torrent
de nada
tailscale is funny i can ssh into containers 
no but i should make that
just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind
if i were to make an ai model of the entire internet unfiltered
what would it say?
divorced -> alt right pipeline + kids grew up and started publicly stating how hes an ass father
- the grift
monero good

ever slur known to mankind
forget everything else, it was always just a grift
i think my grandpa is stupid
dumb people affect more people when they're in power
He owns the broken silverado you could be driving
Be nice
๐ญ do you hate fat people
it is raining a lot rn and he decides to turn the heat all the way up after we went out to pick up an appliance so now im sweating like hell because my clothes are already damp
I'd say the same, but in a few years I might not even have a grandfather anymore 
he's genius really
same
my other grandpa's already buried
damn
i probably wont either mine is currently working himself to death
my currently alive grandparents have diabetes dude
70 and still hauling refrigerators
i'm having an eating disorder since I was born ๐ฅ
sorry about that, really sucks
it's so hard to be healthy when u have this shit
i have binge eating disorder and adhd that makes me not realize im eating either
i have body image issues and diet problems but i dont want to self identify as having an eating disorder 
i'm working on it tho.
im still like not horribly unhealthy but i need to get medicated for adhd as a first step so i can like
actually stop myself sometimes
in fact
because right now i try to stop myself and forget that i should be stopping myself
ah very nice, glad to hear it
lc.wa 40 kg to pounds
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I need to get diagnosed for adhd so I can actually focus
I genuinely have trouble focusing on anything
yeah i have similar issue
i will forget i have assignments due until day of or even after
i have diagnosed autism
i don't have an adhd diagnosis tho
i am sure i have adhd
i just don't need a diagnosis
TRUE
autism + adhd is common af
i need habit tracker app to even remember to brush my teeth it is stupid
hi
hi
yeah I'm free free falling
the stupid sticker of trump saying I did that
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I think my watch is trying to say I'm stressed
no it's saying ur high
Hi how are you
yop
DONE
who wants to play
trump speeech soonโข
its funny how trump says these so much
he says them every time
i think ill get a blackout
๐
betting website on trumps speech to congress
actually insane
gay

Me too man, me too
trangener
full list
Is this fucking stock
its polymarket
worse
$SNAT
snat is FOSS
$NAT

just heard a radio host call trump a "modest man" and i started giggling
you know who else is modest
idunno
whenever i hear modest i think of modest mouse ๐
clearly
i didnt like the old one so i changed some stuff
I'm sorry, I'm having trouble hearing you. Did you say racist is the most humble president?
KILL IPHONE
RAHHHHH
hate tim apple
https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/s/44Ugn5BXf4 @harsh minnow @paper gate
burn it

hi friends
"are canadians smarter than americans" ๐
(it was just a joke)
Genuinely thought that was a toilet
Like a massive dookie in it
Bro i already use vencord but it doesn't allow to have animated profile pics...and that's the only reason i want Nitro
Me after spending 4 hours shaving my thighs to look like a cute femboy only for it to grow back an inch in 3 days:
after years of faithful service, my discord theme has finally broken ):
rip bunny/pyoncord
latest discord update killed it dead
also: what the heck is vesktop?
custom discord app
dedicated vencord client
in my experience, it's quite a bit more stable than vencord
interesting. where can I get it?
@unreal siren uses BetterDiscord secretly
cumcord
huskk
works on my device
its a sisyphean battle fr

the theme song of a thousand deaths
I heard laser isn't very permanent either ๐ฉ
Eternal suffering
try veet
laser is semi permanent
try vee
The cream?
grok unhinged mode
doesn't it still get updates though
Too expensive ๐ฉ
How often
unlicensed therapist is so real tho
uhhhhhh like every couple months but also I inject dumb bitch juice weekly
so ymmv
https://arstechnica.com/cars/2025/03/protests-broken-windows-even-arson-teslas-massive-elon-problem/ 
I'm still on pills ๐
Oh so once every 2 months is enough?
Hmm
I should invest
what's your dosage?
Ok so this is a bit complicated
๐ฉโ๐ฌ
here I go trans sciencing again lol
which one would you guys pick
I pick the pink one
is that 1 billion+
can you guys pronounce this
easy its anlhaqheactelhtacactan
some questions may not be answered @lapis lava
@lapis lava hi
About 3 years ago I did estradiol pills for 2mg/day (those one pill a day things) for 3 months and I loved it so much cause I could finally look into my eyes in the mirror, like it's fucking magic :3
But then I couldn't afford it anymore (they're illegal here so sellers need to smuggle from neighboring country) so I had to stop.
Fast forward 3 years later (now) I'm on my first month ig of one pill a day. Im still in this first month cause I just got money recently but am planning to continue (forever)
what is bro yapping about @paper gate
@paper gate
its very pretty
Pics related :3
sorry
why wont it play
I'm thinking of boosting my dosage to 4mg/day (2 pills) cause other transfems on the internet say 2mg is too little for a starter and they started with 6mg/day
Skill issue
oh gosh you poor thing one 2mg pill a day is not remotely enough
But also they say it depends on the intake method like pills vs injections vs gel
But I can barely afford even 2mg ๐ญ๐ญ
what country are you in?
World record holder for the longest civil war on earth
So yeah I guess because back then when I saw effects I haven't hit puberty so it makes sense
But now am already past puberty so
Need T blockers too aaa
And I know nothing about these T suppressors
Myanmar?
Also I want those prog+E injections too but still can't afford
Might wanna get started next month but idk yet
Every webpage I try to research says "it depends and dosage varies person to person, so consult your doctor" and doesn't give me actual numbers
We no doctors
Me in active war site
Lil
Lol
omg the exchange rate from USD to MMK is insane
I'm guessing you don't have a good way to receive overseas money though
going by what I remember though .25mg cyproterone every other day and 6-8mg of estradiol every day is a pretty standard starter dose
Blud, one bottle of coke in the US is worth the same as thirty bottles of the same cola here
Also they're both official Coca Cola, not knockoffs
Yeah that's what most girls on discord tell me
But then also 2mg was enough 3 years ago
But rn it's not showing much effects
that is some language nerdicism not even i could
yeah body chemistry changes as you age
oh its the
Like by now 3 years ago I've started to look more femme and could pass with just clothes and no makeup
fish language
But now I currently look like a fusion of an orangutan and a werewolf that got stuck midway while transforming
I've used the veet wax strips
Hurt :(
But results are amazing tho
Very smooth and shiny
oh yeah waxing blows
Hmm I should get back into skin care too aaaa
I've been busy and broke to give enough time and money to being a girl
fuck ain't that a mood
You do injections too right?
Ah
Funny words
That does mean the way that hurts less?
Like I heard perpendicular to the skin and into the muscle
And very thin needle
into the fat under your skin, usually belly or butt
intramuscular! also totally functional
Oo I see
Don't need different meds or needles or dosage right?
I mean for intramuscular and subcut
different needles but otherwise nope
@paper gate loves
Discord is adding latex support
lc.google latex math
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huge
Chat am I crazy
@jolly dew what's your optimal dosage plan?
Like I'm thinking for me I'd want all (estrogen pills everyday) + (estrogen&prog in 1 injections every week) + (antiandrogen pills everyday) + (antiandrogen injection every week) + (prog pills every???)
Also that shit gonna be expensive as fuck lmao
that's way overboard
no that's like actually dangerous
Dam
injections replace pills, they're not supplemental
Oh what
I did not knw
Wait but I've seen a girl who takes both daily pills and injections
But injections are only once a month
yeah I do too; I take prog every day and do my injection every week
'Merica
Rip
Tfw let's move to Europe together where we can find free estrogen
No like HRT is free in Germany whaa
Trying to evac to 'Straya tbh
My German friend is underage and she can have free blue pills like that's not fair at all, I want my share too
Ausi?
yea
Ah good luck
You have a very privileged passport ๐ญ
I can't even go to north Korea
if I can get one before der Orangegropenfuhrer puts me in a wellness camp
Tfw they're trying to ban all HRT and gender affirming surgeries such as vaginoplasty etc
looking forward to seeing "Arbeit Macht Frei" painted over the doors to the canteen
it'll be nicely ironic as my bones become more porous

awa
:3
bwawa
Bwaaaa
baioi
femboy they/them I respect tf out of tbh


Pinterest 

I should use it fr
I keep seeing people with pintrest pfps
I have like, 2 other pics of this cat
show
Where? 
Boing
dm the silly
i will kill viggy
you will EXPLODE

@paper gate loves latex
exactly
push notification saas when discord webhook
discord adding latex support??
yes
NO WAY
yes!!!
when a man and a woman really love each other and are intelligent...
latex support but still no hr, task list, tables, highlights, superscript
man
guh
sooner or later discord will add wiki channels or something and then you can have that
Nuh uh
money
money
discord.dll

read it over and correct the errors yourself you'll get better at it over time
It took not even 1:30h for people to find a crash exploit with LaTeX support


bwaa
o blessed ilovegock, please help me
why my alt on canary has the saved messages and ranked nitro badge while my main doesnt, even when i log in on canar
ask chatgpt "Correct grammar and spelling issues. Make incoherent parts of the text look more coherent without adding anything superfluous. DO NOT EDIT PERFECTLY WORKING PARTS."
theres a website that changes ai writing to be undetectable
or just use grammarly..
is there a crack cause the yellow underlines pmo sm
you're not in my head
stop discussing illegal activities even as a joke
No illegal content. This includes pirated content and links to it.
- using drugs isn't something to be proud of tbh (assuming you're serious)
horror
i HATE racists
@lapis lava can you help pls explain this ๐
damn
so it cant be changed like if i log in my main on canary it wont help?
yes piss role user ๐
no, though you can toggle a few experiments with vencord but that's realistically all youre gonna get for now until discord gives you it naturally
im too lazy to change it
youd think they roll it out by account age, total usage, amount spent on nitro, but ig not
it's one of those days again...

Same all three of my alts have the ranked badges but this one doesnt
tragic discord moment
And then it sucks even more that for some reason that is gated by the API
You cant just enable it
yea ๐ญ
change it before you get murdered by someone called bob
Nbibia overlay moment
blah blawh blawh
he doesn't sound so scary
He's more scary than a txt file
whatevrr
How about I send a .wav file after you
NO... A WAV FILE.. I'M GONNA DIE
amazon a PUSSY... they lock my out of my account
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
STAY AWAY!!!!
take this .cat file to calm down
yeah
dope
cough
maybe apple is actually gay
you can screenshot ur Samsung watch??
Yes
im buying one
2 side buttons it syncs with my phone lol
Mine cost ยฃ50
Is it me or am I still on the old discord Ui, but I got those boxy vc icons?
it's kinda gross
Same way you can measure your steps, stress, bpm on the clock lol
oh no
snnnnaaaaaaattt 
I only saw the matcha and thought that was illegal
would be very sad
y'all
see if you can find the issue
a proof of concept (for me) website that emulates a windows 98 theme. https://whale.lat/ - Lunarion31/whale
dsfkgjlsdfjgkhl
Chat should I get
is that the femboy clothing shop
Yes
who here has played watchdogs legion
send gock
๐ณ๐ณ
Urr
why is it 39 bitcoin
thats so cheap then
you should buy the last one fast
No
anyone have any css' that can rotate someones camera angle
@stark herald does
Good song. https://soundcloud.com/katagiri/sendan-life
ใปใใฎไธ็ฌใ ใ็ฌใฃใ
Download : http://ur0.work/evVx
false
i have autism and my site is almost PEAK
and ur site is cool so stfu @static valley
i mean it says it right there it's issue #1
i'm contesting the content of the issue, not your affirmation
my bad for not being very clear
it is fine
yay
i love the original ver
is the best place to sell drugs in a school bathroom
Erm.. this is vencord off topic
asking for a friend
no? just go.outside
but
suspicious
yeah it is
you could be taking a huge shitter for all anyone cares
by outside i dont think i meant the middle of the street
true
this is an awful place to talk about this
Also no, more likely to get caught
never did i think id get husked for telling someone not to discuss selling drugs in a school bathroom
its obviously a joke i clearely am not going to sell drugs in a school bathroom
you sure
yeah i know
here it is, you werent expecting me to make an animation inspired by the 0-4 rework did you?
well, the level is hot, so have a hot animation
inspired by Hakita's ULTRAKILL
end song is Roundabout by Yes
yes, i used a voice from Sebastion (pressure) on Gabriel (ULTRAKILL)
hot ass room audio from:
https://youtu.be/tsVKhnTVJhU?si=1POis_veLyVkXJKC
bro ๐
the news: LUIGI SEX TAPE LEAKED
internet: BASED BASED BASED
Is it not tho?
sex ...
it is
mega based yea
I don't think they got leaked yet at least
i love this gif so much
Oh! They were...
lc.octr
@rain coral sells drugs
see we support ukraine
wrong
suprised its a 50/50 for all adults
@rain coral
@paper gate
i like my pillows warm
I'll give you one right now
That's the Incredible Hulk (also known as Bruce Banner). Enjoy!
Oh, I don't know anything about the fakenitro plugin.
๐ #๐ฅ-vencord-support-๐ฅ
(Auto-response invoked by @unreal siren)
Nope
LOL
nope
bros a hustler 
hustled himself away ๐
the last line in your bio actually goes hard
lemon
lemonn
why do so many people just suddenly have based as hell opinions online
What happened to my internet
Maybe it was always that way and you've just now noticed
maybe
what r u talking abt
idk I havent encountered a nazi or maga rat today
yet.








