#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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then what!
touches stairs
flies away
This is saf
Holy moly
*angelic noises*
How about a single toe
Like when you stub your toe
Except instead of stubbing
to be honest
It's now the wrong way around
everyone skips rules
not my problem lmao
Not our problem
or atleast read once then skip it and ofrget it
still not my problem
yeah like can you both not talk to me
Don't be dumb and impatient then ask for support
sanest guns.lol user
real
The least defensive support user
lmao 😭
girls are always beautiful 🥹
Womp
bet
should have paid attention to the rules lmao
yeah so what
I can't really say anything about rules cuz I didn't read them for like 5 months
you both yapping over it
you just misunderstood me
(Auto-response invoked by @lost furnace)
you kept insisting on getting help
stop fueling the fire fr

vns go here stinky
Fuck you venbot
(Auto-response invoked by @static valley)
1984
no free period
"sanest guns.lol user" trust me i dont even know those kind of ppl
no
Because you're insane thats why
it's 4 pm
Like all guns.lol users
French.....
🥖?
sacrebleu!!!
someday we'll drink alcohol together and get drunk in the middle of the night in the street and make people feel scared

something something sodium vapor
You can't even use Shakespearean properly shut
here comes the paraghraphphsh i geuss
Shut thy yapper
shut thine mouth, vilie fiend
why theres alot of Gulf Of
gulf of flug
think not upon it
Deal with it
y?
i miss my old english teacher he would randomly spew shakespearan 
SHUT UP ALREADY YOU STUPID RAGEBAIT
wtf is wrong with you
zayne found a new target to bully
get the hell out weirdo
Yop!
Gulf of Nettworkspending
First time ragebaiting I'm kinda nervous 
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU HSHEUEVDID 
ragebait used to be believable 💔
@stark herald <3
done
LOL
Blocking me is insane
he blocked me
Lmaoo
now im a mind own my bussiness
lmaoooooooooo
Bro got ragebaited
bro crashed out 😭
imagine knowing you're being ragebaited and still falling for it
@rapid aurora you're my punching bag again
sanest guns.lol user
Fuck you nevo
lowkey i aint wasting my time for 2 kids or smth i dont know what kind of creatures ya are
Fr
Bro is like 13
he's still yapping 😭
sure
"i'm blocking you so I don't have to listen to you two"
*continues yapping*
lmfaooooooooo
Bros probably curious and clicking on our blocked messages
ik for a fact bro's clicking on that "show message"
Bro can't even keep to it
blocks user
still reads user's messages
Like
Insane

Tbh with them it's either they're the ragebait or they're extremely sensitive
you forgot my diet doctor kelp?????
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Oh hey blake
Nu uh go unhey me rn /j
he hate you fr
Um
someone's from tiktok
Me when two nonbinary people doesn't fit in with the friend group: They not like us They not like us
I'm dead on discord regardless
FLEETWOOD MAC 🔥
yeah because you have an GPU that is actually supported while I have one that is from 2009
just say ass
You have me added
france here i come
I deleted my telegram account
and will not be using telegram again
well not right now you're still a minor!!!!
I glued hinges
I CAN STILL GET YOU TO JAIL
YOU OLD BITCH
nah bro im not even curious at all i just wanted to know if yall are gonna be same
YOU'RE LITERALLY LIKE A FEW MONTHS YOUNGER THAN ME
oh wait lemme rephrase that
2 weeks and it's gonna be my birthday silly
also get me to jail for what
out of context
Oh :(
Lmfao
Ok fine ill get it again I had like 235874998273487923 accounts
"im not curious" "I just wanted to know" that is what we call curiosity
FOR DRINKING WITH A MINOR (ME)
Fr
you have a few account 
we haven't drunk together yet
how im gonna know if thy are same or not
without clicking it
no you're not
sorry for your loss
broke
why are you using thy
come to morocco;!!!!!
Just a few, not much need more
no
ehh
i love morocco
all you're gonna drink is tea that's it
Bro, thy is your, not they/them
I already learned my lesson
PRETTY PLEASE
just say it
Du fuq is there claude sonnet 3.7 now 😭
so THY = Your we know that but they/them is for yk ppl that arent in mind and usually people that are weird. Not kidding because I dont wanna see they/them YOUR A PERSON NOT A GROUP. So i use thy instead of they/them to make it less weird since minos uses THY because V1 has no gender fr.
holy yap
For example, I will fuck thy mother
@rapid aurora :3
I READ "MY" 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
So.... transphobe
Cool
Average guns.lol user
Cool cool
SOB
they can literally be used for a single person in english
one shall not indulge in such horrendous activities
THAT'S IS NOT MOROCCO
THAT'S ✨morocco✨
i'm howling
yeah but im tired of seeing weird ppl In IA
IM A DIRTY TOURIST IM SORRY
@glass shell me and you in morocco
super cute and make people get mad
being non binary ain't weird
@lost furnace check the gram pls thx
Someone get a mod here
you're weird for caring too much
no not about those
FUCK YOU
you haven't seen Casablanca 💔💔💔
idc if your trans or whatever
i wanted to go there 😔
the problem is with those people are NOT good in mind
and having wild stuff like avatars
DON'T DON'T DON'T
IT'S JUST FUCKIN CITY FULL OF COFFEE SHOPS
they are though
:(
ok hear me out
is it actually 
do you think a NSFW clothing is alr
Why does this look like the back of a LED strip
i have been hearing you out and all i've seen is bullshit
"Idc"
"the problem-"
Bro, shut the fuck up if you don't care
Im not kidding its a literal nsfw
it's a pregnancy test
covid test
what do you define as nsfw clothing
no clothing 🗿
if you say short skirts I will literally punch you
rip anyone who has the moyai plugin
I'm confused wether it's a or b
not those
you make sense but at the same time you don't make sense
Let me punch them too
well see
im talking about nsfw not suggestive
Thanks you scared the soul out of my body
LMAO
bro i was playing an fps right
i can show you a photo of it
short skirts ain't suggestive
come to morocco
and meet me
I CAN I CAN SHOW YOU EVERYTHING ABOUT MY STUPID COUNTRY
and the instant i killed someone
LA? thats the start of your problems
ill censor it
the moyai sound played
we know those
Insane
and I was so fucking confused 😭
@static valley hiii
i don't want a minor sending me nsfw stuff so no thank you
@lost furnace check telegram I messaged you 4 minutes agooooo
HIAIIII
idk why but my album art wotn update when track gchang
even with censor ah alr
you're like 12 it's fucked up
me after setting the music album to const 
i have verified ID for a reason
thats not even
smh
im kiddign
why are you guys bullying calyx
:(
cause you said you were 5
got nothing to do
im a grown ass woman I ain't risking it
Fly high 🕊️
JAIL TIME
how old are you
the album art view doesn’t handle changes to the current artwork
18
rip
you're only 1 years older than me
YOU SAID YOU WERE 17
you're still a minor
im 17 in like 2 months
PEOPLE GROW UP

I'VE BEEN 17 FOR A YEAR
you cant really call yourself grown ass woman tbh
Can we just kill this guy already I'm bored
YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS 2 MONTHS AGO????
heh.. and it's prolly a minooor 😅
bro it doesnt matter you're still underaged you shouldnt be doing that shit
@bold adder hiii oomfie
my birthday was feb 21st
oo happy birthday 
@lost furnace checkkk telegram since you told me go on there smh
yeah i even told her that ppl will go wild over me
i can because I am now legally an adult
nevermind you checked it
callie ignoring me because I'm 17.....
wow turning 18 really change people
🥺
you should be nuked off the internet
so true
are you done yapping
@glass shell hiii oomfie
i fucking HATE you
haiii
hug
you're 17 man you don't exactly have a say in that
Omg relatable oomfie
you wrote a paragraph about "thy"
hru
eepy and sick
AHHH THERES MORE
i told you that ppl will get wild anyway
Fuck you nevo
you're still talking???
im nothing like you
nerf
it's not people being wild it's you being weird as fuck
Franch
im gonna go better @rapid aurora yo also ty for not being like ppl
the french debuff
this
And you're a kangie
im not the one who caused a fire btw
i didnt even meant to fuel it
accept responsibility
we speaking in metaphors now?
Kangie cuz australian... get it?
kangel 
we didn't start the fireee
Is this the yume nikki girl?
kangaroooooooooooooo
Me fr
You're so stupid
dude they are just joking
kangel is like patric bateman for mentally ill women
Thanks for reminding me
hi
WHY WHY WHY
patric
Everyone unmoron for a second please
dont say "you cant take jokes"
And shiggy
this is above joking
locked in.
KANGEL can fuckin die
no one likes her
awh... fine
what is going on
it's really funny
everyone shiggy, if you keep going ill explode you with my mind
bullying newgen
we are best best best friends 🥺
ok
chat should I buy steak today
since when
since just now
Everyone is exploding
i will if i dont eat
They added woke to Cod Warzone. 💀
Nu uh I am imploding
my stomach is angry with me
wouldn't it be the opposite?

I'm gonna smash my enter key it WONT WORK WHEN I PRESS IT
Chat should I buy a liver today
WHAT 💔💔💔
i hunger,,,
i hunger eternally
yis
one must imagine tantalus as a french person
If Playboi Carti joined Vencord would y'all welcome him?
I love liver
bro just close the ticket 😭
remilia would NOT do that
WHAT
@muted vessel J Cole.
WHY IS THAT BLOCKED
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oh
fuck no
that's actually sad
☹️
Damn why so mean 😭
maybe i'll do it but no human shall know
french
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYWYAYAYAYAYAYA
I see
ruler of my heart
@glass shell sorry for your loss
@edgy ermine what's wrong with your battery icon 😭
why is it
callie my beloved 
like
a full battery
wtf why is my dynamic island in the photo 😭
see
urs is full
because you are on updated software
ohhhhhhhhhh 
what
Mine only shows like that below 20%
Why have the battery at all if it just sits there with a number 😭
what ios version
look above for context Lol
i hope the 10 thunders strike you
16.0.1
cursed by french
Guy named ten thunders:
why no update 
you're probably talking about a BOY
callie hug and big hug
i think im killing you
with knifes
HUGS
There's at least one person in this server who is madly in love with pinkie pie from my little pony statistically
TOMORWWWW
nothing can beat temporarily love
bestieeee hihihihihi
can't wait to be 18 so i can MAKE fun of everyone who's under 18 and call them young and immature
lol
I can't wait to be 18 so my parents can stop controlling my life via political disagreements
</3
my parents will still control me even if i turn 20
i wanna go to europe and just be free from those fun killers 💔
,,,you realize you can just leave
If ur 18 u can just,,,, disappear
Lol
no money
no job
no experience
also my parents give me the loot
i can't simply leave
When ur 18 guess,,,, what u can do,,,,
visit you and hug you
No but you can get a job and get money
And then get a shitty 1 bedroom apartment
yes but $100 a month
morocco baby!!!!
oh you're rooted
There is no job in existence beside interning that pays that low 😭
is this dirham or us dollar
dollar
1000 dirham
1000 dirham can't even feed a chicken
dude you're getting paid pennies wtf
🥺
people study 20 years to get paid $600
and some $300
WHAT
i sound like a kid complaining 🥺
Lc.g average Moroccan pay in usd
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WHAT
$3k a year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT
LOLAOSKSOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Wait no updated
3K a year bro 😭
23k
$3k a year is the average if you didn't achieve anything
so leaving my parents is nothing
discord giving people trial nitro, fire
now boost
people would make 100 account and boost their server
just flex your nitro at this point
it just one week
I'd rather boost a friend's server
Hi
unsend
hiiii anyone here know how to fix "now sending voice message... please be patient"? the voice message just does not send what so ever
Nuh
Hey stupid question but how do i add free space to linux mint partition (I'm booted in linux mint rn should i like go to windows or?)
add free space? you want to extend a partition?
Basically yeah
i added an extra 25gb of free space but it is such a pain to figure out how to actually add it to the partition
i luv deftones
Is ur username your fuckin phone number 😭
so call me maybe
Realest
im crashing out rn
i just want to know how to extend a partition
n u guys r talking bout my profile
soon
I allready made the unallocated space for 25gb extra i just need to extend my linux partitiom
i convinced my mom to let me skip school today yay
Yayyyy
you can probably use a tool like gparted if you don't wanna mess with the terminal
or cfdisk for a TUI, if you dont have access to a wm
Linux:
Gui ❌
Random terminal commands you don't understand ✅
im never trusting myself to do partition editing in a terminal 😭 deadass
especially when it comes to resizing
im nights
I would ask where but i already know your location
Dawg it is legit just sudo, apt, install, update thats all u need to know if ur just using linux for basic shit
mfw different distros use different package managers
Mfw people don't get a joke</3
Your house
🔥
an actual people with good mind 🔥
water
1v1 me on batch
I'd destroy u
echo 1v1 me
bash better
1v1 me on lua
spotted the vim user
Idek what this gif is
No
@astral mesa you sound like someone who just discovered swear words for the first time
no
LMAO REAL
"guys I found this thing called trolling you HAVE to try it"
thats
exactly our point
either hes british or hes 12
no inbetween
LMFAO of fucking course he is
Why do you know so much about this person 😭
fr
thats even worse dude
hes my friend
he always acts like this
he sfunny
Ew how are you this immature at my age 😭
ifkr 😭 good lord
im 17 and i act like a child sometimes
How do I become a cat irl?
A child would regularly act better and probably be funnier too than that guy
Hmmmmm start with mewo
Hot take: they're both retarded 
i mean i argued longer than him but hes more funny
https://open.spotify.com/track/3hxqWxFfmbIYcrV0e7wSyL
I didn't know this song had a piano version, now im crying and remembering when I played it 😔 It deadass sounds like minecraft, you would never be able to tell
lack of basic grammar is insane
what kind of automod we have
mfs trying to insult people in english and he doesnt even know english 😭
exactloy
if he has grammar he wouldnt be thate funny
offtopic trying not to start a fight challenge: impossible
I sincerely hope you both mature eventually tbh
@lapis lava @slow crag @void ivy automod bypass, krill this guy<333
Real
insane
vban 1 troll, asked for it, automod bypass
Done! 
Banned radzini2 (@astral mesa)
can we talk about smth
empty PFP
Whitename
Can't spell or understand basic grammar
Yeah seems about right
^
i got harassed well kind of i count that as an harassment
im listening rn, goated song
shit up nerd,,
😔
Literally no one was talking about you 😭
hi gang
HAIII LIVIA
Besides saying it would be good to mature more
hru
tf he said "done i estroyed them"
haiiii
Halloo oomfie
i blocked 2 of them
meh. hbu?
i can tell you who

gulf of mexico
gulf of vennie
both cant stop yapping
blocked bc i dont want ping spam
How i react when anyone says anything ever </3
same tbh
what do you wanna post
funny word?
s
(Auto-response invoked by @kind summit)
aighty let me just say it
it isnt thatl ong
"i destroyed them
done"
he said that
thanks i dont wanna hear it
hai
aint no way im talking to chill ppl fr
that's a bit too much isn't it
$200
nop
1$ = 30 in my currency
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i aint payin over +3000 to you
$1 = $1 here 🙏
i wanna try veal
I have 2mil Zimbabwean
tthats even low its like 6000 or smth
buy my vencord support services
nvm its literally 7250
$20 an hour
Lc.wa 2,000,000 Zimbabwean dollars to usd
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Loveeeee
Can sum sophisticated fella help me out
Whar
Not u

got my monocle on rn
Do yk how to work linux or nah
sure do
So does umo
peak...
i beg we like vc or smt
I'd rather not vc tbh 😭 I only got 15 mins before I have to go work on stuff
how so
is there another partition in the way of that 25gb?
the partition
I hate when randoms ask to VC like i realize your question might be easier to communicate through voice but also I'm WAY too insecure for that shit we better talk for like 4 months before you hear my voice in video LET ALONE live
ye but who is talking to u
And i never responded to you
hahaha
Lmfao
You're the one doing it what 😭
i hate when people talk in public area and then are like “i wasn’t talking to you” bro you were talking to everyone 😭
so insane
Not at all?
Chat am i going insane
i think you're getting slightly sidetracked here
I'm been tryna do this shit for like an hour
n have not got any clear answer
yeah man i feel ya
when i was talking to u abunch of people kept talking bout my user
TOG
you starting shit in chat is probably why
TOG LIKER @fallow drum
there are three billion ways to add storage
LOVE
its not even that i just want a clear answer on how to add storage to my partition
are you using CLI tools or smth like gparted
just downloaded gparted through my terminal
bout few mins ago
I see
And you're getting that from calling a message not at all directed towards you,,, ragebait?
Damn newgen communication is odd i guess
pokes you with the stick that makes you rage
😡
this has happened twice
yesterday when i was asking how to turn off secure boot cus it was bugging
n people kept sidetracking asking me questions
n today about people talking about my user
"is that a phone number"
This was literally mentioned once like. 45 minutes ago
you use arch right? wiki is your friend https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Parted#Growing_partitions
Nope
arch was pissing me off
so i just hopped on mint cinnamon
cus the name is cute
honestly that's real
we will be calling
118 area code
Ping the phone number if u want lolz
Lc.g 118 area code
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bri ish
Br###sh
i just started to like u too
vro whar
Someone is NOT having happy happy fun time
thats just how british ppl say bri ish
😭
I'm not
someone a lil grumpy
cus I'm just tryna test a project but i ain got spoace rn
Donald j grump VS. Joe fightin
all new wwe facedown
explode
Meanwhile me being british actually pronouncing the t 
I love this image
Same
lolz
I got bullied into pronoucing stuff the american way 💔
Correction: a silent t is contextual and cannot be at the start or end of a sentence usually
bottle of wu'uh 🔥
Chewshday

its funny when we do it cus its not a american doing it
Beau'iful chewshday mounin
Give me one reason why I shouldn't shoot you with a musket this instant
i can
If you kill me umo dies (idk if you've seen umo yet)
empty your pantaloons
What is umo 😭
@main wyvern
For what purpose
@winter girder
EMPTY THY COMPARTMENTS
what is this
not loading
Its working
"empty the compartments of thy pantaloons" "for what purpose for what purposeeee"
i got a screenshot of me asking my mum to sleep at a friends house typing like that in a whole paragraph
explode
can you get sick from spoiled milk
"mum" 💔 (i actually say mom... so does my mom 💀)
i drank two in a row
Canonically oomfies with vennie #1344008092068614174
Can any sophisticated person here help me add storage to my partition
I am not sophisticated enough for ones endeavour, my sincere apologies.
so many umo collect them all
hi vencord
You do not need to apologize to thy of lack of information
I wanna make blindbox merch of her so bad (umo is a tgirl cuz i said so)
If ones problem was networking, one has solid information to assist one with thy issue
the commands for parted in the wiki will still work even if yr not on arch
@edgy solar :3
Only storage thing I do is scream at my raid partition cause ones of drives decided to leave the raid group 🔥
i hate reading wikis
I'd rather wait for blue to answer me in melonix
i like reading
Oh... Oh buddy... You're gonna hate using Linux
no?
@open pasture may i suggest.... deepseek r1 🔥
I've already got everything setupo
i just need to transfer more storage
i know all commands to download apps n to upgrade dependencies
Whatever you say :p
thats all i need
internet moment
I was switching dns
"It's always dns"™️
My DNS blocks everything for some reason
google: no
internet archive: no
duckduckgo: yes
My DNS is hosted by my ISP so technically yes
Fair
i mean the wiki tells u exactly what to do, same as if anyone here told u what to do
you could just change what dns youre using on your pc or phone if it becomes annoying tbf
or your whole router if u can
use parted on the block device, and then resizepart
Meanwhile me on 62.252.173.198
Virgin media (NTL) moment
i’m sick of this fucking song
How does my fucking IP have the "is_abuser" flag 😭
WHAT
😭
I'm sure that's just for if they find u using their ISP for bad shit but it's funny to think that they'll just shut off your wifi if you do domestic violence
Fucking hell what did one of my customers do on my network 😭
what about 9.9.9.9
I've used that and 8.8.8.8 before i just dunno what they are
SSH bruteforce god damn and ddos and port scanning and SMTP brutefroce jesus
they are cool
This crap is wittily annoying
ive used quad9 before its alright but i dont have good latancy with it so i stopped using it
@soft portal, <t:1740590264:R>: listen to chile enough by oklou
i fucking love my internet
@open pasture
if i culd show u my screen it wuld be easier
anyway i use 
that is a private ip
ima hop back on windows
what's the file naming convention of a screen recording from an iphone that's uploaded to discord?
Literally me
My IP has 50 abuse reports from 2 weeks ago
fuck
RIP the plan of hosting a mail server on it

guh
how it happened
what are you doing
good lord she's butt naked
Helo
I was running a hosting service
and turns out my friend wanted it for abuse stuff but I didn't know till I got an email from my ISP 🔥
Apparently it was malware according to them
I sold to them to some dude named bob
I got 10$ for him
reasonable price
also couldn't you proxy everything through cloudflare for example?
I did but somehow still managed to get fucked



Yo what
Am a material icon user lmao
catppuccin on top
is she completely naked
What’s that?
BITCH
the tragedy of playing hard mode
Splendid
spledud
Chat, shrek 5 cast just dropped
there’s a shrek 4?
"Lotte"
Someone enjoys programming
oh you’re surprised
welcome to vencord
No it's just funny because no one would ever think of that word unless they have done gamedev before (I think that's a gamedev specific term? Lotte culling is it? I don't remember 😭)
yes i think you’re insane
lottie is a file format big dog

Wait no


