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Alright @hollow surge, in 1 hour: voiceover maken voor jouw nederlandse huiswerk
Everyone hates the “unable to type-check this expression in reasonable time” error in Swift but I just waited 27 minutes for LLVM to optimize this function so maybe timeouts aren’t the worst thing
thank you Elon musk for having the most truthful ai
yeuh
based.
does anyone know a good voice trainer

whybare you ehite
Two iPhones. I get it.
Wanna order some virtual Pizza?
my mom has 4
i stole her broken iphone 6 so now 3
no
WHAT EVEN IS SIGILL, DID GOOGLE GET SICK
В POSIX-системах, SIGILL — сигнал, посылаемый процессу при попытке выполнить неправильно сформированную, несуществующую или привилегированную инструкцию.
SIGILL — целочисленная константа, определенная в заголовочном файле signal.h. Символьные имена сигналов используются вместо номеров, так как в разных реализациях номера сигналов могут различать...
@hollow surge, <t:1740327041:R>: voiceover maken voor jouw nederlandse huiswerk
lc.g sigill signal linux
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Program received signal SIGILL, Illegal instruction. : r/C_Programming
Sep 14, 2023 ... Some of the errors I get are SIGILL, like mentioned in the title, SIGINT, and SIGSEGV throughout random parts of the program, that I don't know how to handle ...
isn't sigill bc of illegal instructions
Hi, Redditor!
aw man
like if you forget to add a return instruction to your code it may give a sigill
maybe™️
depending on what is after the code
i got bullied on reddit because i posted about gnome issue
and i got -11 karma
this surely will get me into heaven
well, you're too far away from me, i have almost 34k karma
hell nah
this is actually WILD
had 1 post with 22k upvotes
fuck poland
I have 16k karma
hi bestieeeeee
hii
whyyy
feather says bad password
poland seems cool
restart feather
i just like pissing people off lol
And try again
poland is nice but czechia better
what a meanie
oki
real
@fallow pawn gm
i knowwww
brazil best country in the world
viva brasil
slavic food is shit overall
it uses openssl to check password so if its an actual bad password then you wont be able to add it
finland actually is
helo
wrong
right
oh that actually worked
how
it imported
@grizzled jay puts u on a chair and spins it around
finland may have the infrastructure
why do you have :3 heart
how did u got that thing
what even is that
but we got the women and the culture
tell me
yop

@fallow pawn why doesnt feather have cert switcher in the signing screen
it's true dawg
time to see if i instantly get hit with Unable to install
yep
i do
fuck this ipad
piece of shit
wanna play minecraft
WAIT WHY DOES MY TWITTER BIO SAY QUEEN
no
god i may reset this ipad
oh wait i have my notes on it
i cannot
swipe on the certificate cell
thats how
clan tags
get a new ipad? (ik you can't reset it)
i thought you have basic german language understanding
hi
no the install is just fucked
i do
i restored from an icloud backup like back in november
i said not about language
since then it's been fucked
i thought u gave me actual guide at first

its too easy to fool me with trick older than me
oh?
DOLBY VISION ON SAMSUNG PANELS!!!
wow i finally installed it
princess ig
@digital kettle
now i can play stupid rhythm game
@boreal torrent
haii
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hard to believe but my grandgrandmom is older than 30
how
i dont have proofs, though
she is kinda dead
dude no way
say on bro
Say on shiggy
and appleleaker for some reason
shigga
shigger
nah that's already a slur
shiglet
for shiggy people
@boreal torrent
teorically gulf of mexico (gulf of californa) belongs to italy in the treaty of 1386
INSANE
when the spanish forces donated water to italy as a compesation for the war before
gulf of Italy doesn't roll off the tongue
pizza gulf
My shigga or something
gulf of pizza
wsg my shigga
I love shigging with my shiggas we out here shig 

Wait til people start using shigga as an actual slur and it gets 1984'd or something
I will not stand for shigism
grigga sounds more fun
still your a shigga
nooo
Shigga giving me disrespect 😔
i am a shigga too
Woa

Shig or not shigga
damn shaking shigga tooo
And shigist
shigga
All my shiggas shig
hi shiggers
Haiiii
Us shiggas be shigging and shigging and shigging all shigging day shigging long 
Is that
Fr*nch
Eewww
NGL I thought it was Italian
OH THANK GOD THE AUTOMOD REMOVED MY MESSAGE AND MUTED ME
GLORY TO AUTOMOD
I love automod
weeeeee
what did you say?
LOL.
no
good morning
i wont say it
its 19 40 at my time vro
do you live in usa
good morning sepi
it is always morning

When I was in middle school, I always said good morning, even if it were not
People would automatically say it back, and then get a little peeved that they fell for it

i could put it in 2 parts
i couldbnot
o ucols
I work a 3 shift job and we always say good morning when we come to work no matter the shift
thats the real attitude
where do you even work
I bend windshields
is you fricking crazy what
someones gotta do it
I put straight glass into oven and make it not straight
pleaseee help me how hard does a 9l can tur
... gay glass,,,,?
yes
what is windshield
if bent and gay is the same thing then people who sit are technically gay
car front glass
yeah thats true
im standing now
i'm sitting
im valerie
I'm pondering the futility of the human experience

🕯️
does anyone know what file format this is
iirc conf isnt a format
guhh??
looks like a proprietary format lol
its not toml or ini
or just scoped key-pair
iirc rclone is open source
ini and toml doesn't support key = {"key": "value"}
neither toml
because it's deranged
I'm leaning more towards scoped key-pair
why couldnt they just be sane and use json
libs are for blue haired liberals with pronouns
yaml better
i hope i finish my file format before i die
HFON
i will be rich and famous
well
hi
bruh
why are people voting for afd..
germany is gonna become like the 4th reich
if afd somehow wins
in 20 years vending machines will be using a hfon file to store all of the items in the vending machine
mark my words
what's in afd's platform that makes you say this
not rethorical btw I'm genuinely wondering
rewrite vending machines in rust
their ideas are like really insane..
elaborate
The Alternative for Germany (AfD) is a complex party with a range of views, and it's inaccurate to simply label them as a Nazi party. However, they have been accused of harboring some views that echo historical Nazi ideology.
Here's a breakdown:
- Extreme Nationalism: The AfD promotes a strong sense of German national identity and has been accused of using nationalistic rhetoric that some find reminiscent of the Nazi era.
- Anti-Immigrant Sentiment: The party is strongly opposed to immigration, particularly from Muslim countries. Critics argue that their rhetoric dehumanizes immigrants and evokes historical prejudices.
- Historical Revisionism: Some members of the AfD have downplayed the atrocities of the Nazi regime, which is seen as a way to rehabilitate a problematic past.
- Use of Propaganda: Some critics accuse the AfD of employing similar propaganda tactics to the Nazis, using disinformation and conspiracy theories to sway public opinion.
It's important to note that the AfD is a legally operating political party in Germany, and blanket statements about their ideology can be overly simplistic. However, the concerns raised about their rhetoric and some members' views are valid and warrant careful consideration.
is it internment camps
they have like alot of antisemitism
and also is against lgbtq
its a bunch of stuff..
is avast good
oh and they are also against islam too
a lot of islam hating
@cosmic otter has 5 antivirus programs
thats like their main thing
nope
good for what? eating up system resources? yeah
just use windows defender
@grizzled jay @grizzled jaysolarfire when lunarwater walks in
on..android?
wing uses avast, norton, malwarebytes, mcaffee, windows defender all at once
you dont need an antivirus on android
you don't need an AV on android do you
oh youre on android
sure
guh
why would you put an antivirus on android what
@paper gate uses windows 11 with chrome and malicious cracked apps
❗❗❗A zoot has been detected.
wrong
and if there happens to be a zero day you're fucked either way
Window defender when I pick up a rock:
zoot uses windows me
❗❗❗A tactical nuke will be sent to zoot's house.
make it a strategic one
oh i got like a free avast subscription beacuse of Vodafone
thye just want your data
I use common sense anti virus 🤓
i dropped my unopened monster can off 2.5 metters and it didtn break
Modern anti viruses are the viruses
my evil twin..
@grizzled jay
who the fuck
They don't do shit
except for windows defender, but even that is so easily bypassable
@digital kettle boop :3
evil twink
true...
youll open it and itll explode
me when windows defender doesn't detect itself getting turned off and prevent it because you gave an app admin rights
insane
how can I install microsoft defender on arch
windows is truly the peak of security
@grizzled jay hii
cough cough kernel-level programs existing at all
the common sense is "if you really don't trust something, run it in a vm.. or just don't"
no viruses ever personally 
i mean tbf there is an “anti virus” built into most modern systems nowadays and those are necessary. but paying for something extra isn’t because they don’t do anything but advertise more of their services
if you don't trust something just YOLO and run it
@fallow drum
i am filling your wireless devices with wires
wiwiwi
NOOO
builtin anti virus is bloat
Windows defender is good when it works for most people
it detects threats before you run it, but once you run it you're kinda cooked
antifres
genuinely true 😭
no reason to have it when they dont do anything
@paper gate i dont heasr snyhingb
i have an antifres program
I feel like windows defender should be completely optional though, preferably opt in
the best antivirus is basic internet safety
true
good ol cleanmaster days
fres downloads random files
(stop fucking re enabling it microshit!!)
builtin anti virus is bloat
this would be absolutely devastating
zoot clicks ads that have download buttons in them
it’s already opt out
I have never once been in a position where having an antivirus genuinely saved me from getting a virus
best antivirus is go off the grid and live in the forest
Except it keeps reenabling itself
you dont need anti virus if you just buy game legally and not pirate 😹 dumb brokies get hacked
i used to live in the woods
this isn’t the case for 99% of people who use computers though
it's NOT very fun
use private trackers
i hate mosquitoes. i hate mosquitoes. i hate mosquitoes. i hate mosquitoes.
50% of computer users are idiots and shouldn't be using computers
hi shiggas
at least not without some fuckin class or something
wsg my shigga
this is something a 14 year old would say before getting a trojan on their computer from the roblox exploit tool they installed
I have pirated so much from public trackers in my life and never got infected
I'm good shigga
LMAOO
Kids are being raised on chromebooks, which sure you can't get a virus on, but you also can't fucking do ANYTHING on
Sure chromeOS these days is less restricted
ion pirate shit nowadays
rosie uses chromeOS
I've infected many machines as a kid tbh
all of those people who work at tech companies only to click on a random email and download a PDF to have entire systems compromised 
but the devices kids are being given are genuinely dogshit and miserable to use
do you use annas archive
I found a drive with an old windows 8 partition that was infected as hell
which is weird because I couldnt even go online with it
@rapid aurora my shigga 
wayyy more than 50% of people would fall for a virus without something to tell them
kids nowadays dont even know what a directory is
I download books from zlib for my wife
nickelodeon, disney, rockstar, and ascension saint john's reference
that machine had no wireless capabilities and there was no ethernet driver, nor did I have an ethernet cable
and I somehow managed to fill it with malware 😭
@winter needle doesnt know how to save a screenshot
and probably hundreds of other companies
@winter needle you take screenshot of your pc using your phone
its like something rude you call a certain group of people or is that derogatory
some people genuinely need to go back to doing shit on pen and paper
When I was 5 one of my favourite books was the english oxford dictionary
And im sure some people would be glad to, and honestly? let them
@paper gate is the type of person who would disable their antivirus for cracked apps in windows
husk emoji
hoosk
Husk
husk
scanners exist if you really need a document digitized
Husk the husks
real
My huskka
united states of husk
i live there
kids nowadays don't even know how to use windows notepad
my shiggy
i was trying to code sum shi at python when i was 9
zt takes screenshots and prints them out and takes a picture of it
catches me off guard whenever i see someone using a decor i made and then i remember i deleted my old account so i dont even show up as the creator anymore
ooops
i'm serious i've seen somebody struggle
they will soon because they're adding ai to notepad
what
was trying to find that but was on the wrong sub
ahh debian
loser
how
am i being stupid
its a text field
i should make decors again
its compose.yml
no????
i do not know
Shig shig shig
yop
all my files are compose.yml
germany got greified again
Shiggyyyy

Shiggyyyyuyyyyy
@ayuxia
thank u
bnro
shigggggggggggggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
@paper gate its docker-compose.yaml not docker_compose.yaml
you love docking
Shigggyyy
beer spill
yaml 
so i will install pure gentoo soon
Shig shiggggggg!!!
endeavour with bedrock got annoying

yml > yaml
jpg > jpeg

Me when drugs
operaing system bedrock? what is this minecraft os
i might put linux on my surface laptop again but idk because the fingerprint readers dont work on linux
Me when gambling
rushi is addicted
Me when drinking and driving
should i
@paper gate yop
insta ban…
Me ehen
glorp
Shiggy
@noble quest finish sadantify
is it normal for some stuff to be unthemed when using any aliucord theme
@noble quest
id probably use ubuntu on the laptop because i need it for general use (not actually ubuntu just something ubuntu-based) but i do wanna try using linux on it again
yop
only nitpick i had with aliucord
certain devices had this bug
Is it normal if my shiggy stops shigging
vee wont fix themer plugin
I'm worried she hasnt shigged in a few minutes
i don’t think it can be fixed anyways
it can
i need to write a wrapper lib that load my mod
because LD_PRELOAD will apply to chidren, and they will crash
something in aosp changeed
it’s device specific from what i was told when themer was first released
it wasn't like this before i got my new phone
android problem?
or wat
yop
@noble quest
guh
@paper gate
the amount of stuff that gets unthemed changes with what version of android you have
genuinely
yeah same
i just use the amoled mode
i remember updating my pixel 7 to a15 and it unthemed the chatbar
rosie eats uranium
I love how you all are having a meaningful conversation and I'm just in the corner like "oh shiggy shig shig shig shig shigggyyyy
"
@empty storm i have real uranium ore do you wanna nibble on it
i do not often have meaningful conversations because i am stupid
i'm on android 15, stuff like the chatbar is unthemed
but ive used aliu a lot so
i was using android 10 before
WHATS THAT
in finland we drink this
"why live"
I'm currently begging nevo for heroin
even a nibble is like 50000 calories or something so sure
i was using android 16 but i custom rommed my pixel so i have android 15 now
dont delete
some people don't even know about android 16 existence
me when i try and be like this but
REPOST IS PROHIBITED
at least it's not a me problem
Repost is prohibited 
Rule breaker
stop right there criminal scum
Unrepost
rpeorted
Criminal
i'll deal with it because bunny doesn't even want to launch for me
instantly crashes

Give me my lethal dose of heroin first tho
bunny xposed module doesnt ever work for me
i just us stock rarely for testing latest things
bunny launches for me and says it failed to fetch js bundle and then works perfectly fine anyway
i was going to say i will fix and then remembered its not actually called pyoncord because i made it
pawland
muguh!!!
oh i missed a pixel
me and you when we see raw meat (we eat it)
saya
then get salmonella 1 minute later

@lapis lava listen https://open.spotify.com/track/1HKhwVYGRBZdTtNALA3XXM?si=743e39ed39704975
Why is the sky under the sea what timeline is this
i can destroy fres with my Mind
relatable
We know zoot
what..
where are my earbuds
This is especially relatable for me to nevo
fres duplication
true
i took your earbuds
I'm from india
i can give them back but they have wires in them now
husk
also i switched to endeavour after void
😭
endeavour is arch with bloatware in disguise
tbh i hate gnome , i encountered too much issues
if i need to use smth ubuntu based what distro should i use
linux mint probably, still sound like something good to me
i dont get mint haters
i think you can uninstall a couple of packages and the system would identify itself as arch
this isn't how it works
fair i think cinnamon is nice though idk what exactly id go for
i know
might try a different de but idunno
it will identify itself as arch if u edit 1 file
earpods are so fuckin better than airpods
prove me worng, i don't want my earphones to disconnect and everyone listens to "SEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
/etc/os-release
oh whoops
so true
i identify as arch
guh
me when I'm in a "fumbling the bag" and "losing customer trust" competition and my opponent is Nvidia
@open pasture it's joever buddy
i didn't know gnome looked like this in its early days..
i recommend debian even though it sucks
i forgot mint only has 3 official DE choices and theyre all pretty similar in experience
H
i would install fedora..
install de u want and delete de thatbwas
Based
im not talking about nix os tho
nix os is great
yeah i know i can just install a different one but idk
i get weirdness with that sometimes
but im talking abt debian with nix pkg manager
not everyone needs nix os philosophy and structure
nope
i personally will use hyperbola or freebsd later
the nix programming language kinda looks bad..
maybe void, or gentoo
and also i'd have to deal with flakes and shell.nix
gentoo is lowkey slow
ill try popos alpha because cosmic silly
yes, as i said, not everyone likes nix structure
yeah
guys look
i didn't really like cosmic de
ive liked the bit of cosmic ive tried
what is cappie
this game lowkey sucks from what i saw
calliteki
i dont like it
@undone umbra 
@urban elk
@drifting carbon https://tenor.com/view/analyzing-catto-gif-6259021213021120538
how
rummaging around for the flash drive that doesnt have my windows installer on it
saddest part about server boosting is that the role will disappear once the nitro ended
hmmm
and i will be again
just a white
seeing windows pick up filesystems that it doesnt support out-of-box makes me giggle for some reason
what the fu?
kinda cool that it can tell it's btrfs
i deleted my kernel once
dolphin sucks
yeah..
i used somethin to add support for it i dont remember what
I once booted into WinRE and it detected my Btrfs partitions
nemo is just better
winbtrfs
no wa
trust me
yes way
windows supports btrfs
I feel so stupid when I talk to you guys you're all so smart
i am not that smart
it also had wireguard drivers
hai
not including you
it's a fucking offline recovery image with no internet access
false
i just lost my 1 dollar
thank you
that sounded a bit mean
imagine if microsoft actually implements viewing and copying files
i feel like i wanna switch to windows again but most of this server hates/dislikes windows..
it makes sense, make it easier for people to copy things back to windows

after having a 1 month linux phase

guys should i consider the girl voice tutorial?
use whatever fits your needs
don't let other people tell you what to use
you're mean
the what
what the fuck
yeah..
bruh
i love this i need to get this
guh?
i think winbtrfs lets you do it but yeah it doesnt work or even detect natively
"how to sound like a girl tuto"
what's wrong with sounding like a girl ☹️
th kode's toad
i use freedos btw
trans nevo when im still waiting
we're sexist
probably in my 20's
i hate women theyre too cute
oh real not that far away
not to me right? :(
husk
i hate women they take lights in everything
I hate nevo
what
EVERYTHING NOT EVERYONE
nevo is the sexistest
fuck
I hate nevo
i hate world
they're annoying
it is annoying
I hate nevo
people are so gentle with girls
but they are so mean to me because I'm a boy
irl :(
they're annoying
i block nevos
fuck this gay earth
gwagwa
bruh
I like nevo
they're nice
sorry 💔
i hate myself
real
I'm not chen from toho
I love myself more than nevo
i won't give you the permission to leave the basement if you continue this behavior...
i wanna use windows 10 but its support ends in a couple of months..
do i have to use windows 11 or
I eat basements
touhou reference?
mods,,,,
you cannot contain me you fool
NO
i should be mod again so i can ban touhou fans
ban kirby fans
the only thing
I'm a touhou fan
I know about touhou
is bad apple
cirno baka fumo 9
basically all you need to know anyways
word automoddedddddd
reimu
@peak maple couldn't even beat perfect cherry blossom on easy modo and now hates touhou
and
oh yeah sorry i have a question
how does mod work on this server? is it like regular you get choosed based on how trusted you are?
everything except what the touhou project actually is
i didn't play any games and im touhou fan
I will flex my fumo collection whenever possible
is it an anime or something
hmmm
games
zzzzzzz
toho wiki final boss
smh my head
games
PLEASE SEND LINK
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
bootleg fumo still fumo
yes
or read touhou
nvm
guh when i go to college i have to go full femboy in order to compensate for my lack of anything cute
there's a manga
I've played many touhous a long time ago
and wiki
:(
then play the games
illiterate bone eater
i love you
or listen to all the unofficial works
I dont know..
pretty much
mx 4 sucks
yayy :3
hmm
why is thermal paste there
oh no
I do not like what this implies 😭
miku plushies and drugs
touhou players always build their own pc with op hardware
im techtoker and i never had an actual pc
yes 100%
they power scale their computers too
miku cooler
i understand
im illiterate by choice
despite the fact that even the latest touhou game can run on a core2duo
that's NOT pc

it is
im happy its cold
I love my puter all my frens are inside it
i played eosd from weird site
compact pc
clean your keyboard
@rapid aurora get out of my puter
lapop

zun built his own engine in c++
built different
i dont use it
hai
you are messy
why do they not call their tuf laptops tufbooks
on linux tabbing out breaks it
are they not allowed to because of toughbook
Well good news, touhou 6 is basically completely decompiled now 
https://github.com/happyhavoc/th06
dirty
its not
woah
what kb is that
like ur soul
its not dirty
Probably will happen in the future
is cyrillic keyboard common in eesti
tky asked me?
but we are considering just using raw opengl tbh
insanely dirty
yeah
i dont live in eesti
huh
I wanna cat noise so badly
you can do sdl with opengl
curse you moderators
owned
the game uses raw directx so it would probably be easier to just change the calls that directx uses to opengl equivalents
ohh
I hope you all get stage 4 cant shig and cant shig forever
instead of also setting up all the sdl infrastructure
opengl is not windowing related either you can't just use opengl...
well opengl for rendering
you'd need sdl, glfw, or os specific apis to have a window
why do you have eesti flag @peak maple
i have kinda shitty chinese keyboard with abs keycaps that now feel gross and glossy after using them for so long
I think :3
because my grandmother was born there and i just like it
ah
It honestly depends on what whoever does the port wants to do lol
fair
but you got the point
slander
i should make a port of a game i can barely play yes
I wanna get it running on the ti nspire cx ii at some point
truth
im actually russian living in ukraine
no
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
i was going to say smth along the lines of why does flashing take so damn long to do and then remembered its because i bought shit usb2.0 flash drives
the game has replay functionality to test stuff if you don't wanna play it 
im the opposite of that
i know like 3 separatists like me in my house
woa woa woa woa bro what
whitenames will have their rights in 2045
Fun fact about this also, the game is very close to having an ACE exploit with these
you've been called OUT
time to stress test my pc for the next 4 hours
opengl is based
Minecraft tnt?
The only reason it doesn't is because of the stack cookie 

wanna play worlde
worlde
wolrde
wolrde
vulkan nerds dni
@stark herald
im american id suck at worldle
@peak maple is fucking stupid
true!
education system failed me
@rapid aurora look it's you
my beard is longer than yours
i only know the names of a lot of countries i dont know where most of them are
schizophrenic nevo arc is fire
guhhh
hug? okay!! 
drive flashed

time to put popos on a surface
Hi
bye
true
Thanks
Tere
Mwah
tere
How is everyone doing?

bad
Whyy?
bad because your presence is in the room with us
@lost furnace just called me stupid and im going to nuke this world
But what I did to you 😭
nuke me first