#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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you are related to bill gates
no im not
Why i have "brainrot" role??
What
of course you can lose it if you wish to be more active here and at that point in acouple days we can remove
Ok :/
nvm i won't be mean
whenuptade.
neet benefits 🤑
i'm not a neet
soon™
i go to school
yay fixed
:cattroll_co:
custom emojis not working?
™️
you get custom emojis with regular role iirc
omw to crash minecraft with SIGFPE 🙏
that's school
technically yes but I also don't do work most days so 
i love rotting in my room
top 10 activities of all time
What? I am reporting a problem
I don't think fake nitro plugin is working
As you can see, this is sending text msg except of actual emote :
:Animegirl_dance:
thought you were talking about emojis with actual nitro
do you see
go update vencord
ohh, where
I'm using discord off my car radio
vns
wtf
what does it sound like
nothing
STEAM CLOUD OUT OF SYNC
boring
wow, what a great pic xD
:Fake:
I am clicking Upgrade button but nothing's happening
i need help making a decision
@edgy ermine hiiii
HHAHALOSAHH
how are you
tired
eepp
im not sleeping til i root this samsung
did you get twrp
you need to patch the boot img with magisk
🎉
idk im just following ChatGPT
idk what i patched
oh no
i dont remember seeing a boot.img though
anyways the phone is now blue and i see a progress bar
sooo
oyu have to get your boot image then patch it with magisk and then flast that patched image
@edgy ermine hiiii
huskkk
okay it's done flashing
let's see if ChatGPT root worked

it threw me back into recovery mode
guh
blehh
spyware
fuck i should have taken a picture of the settings page before flashing fw
oh nvm it booted!
@edgy ermine they made swiftui for typescript
me
harmonyos
samara science
does it run in the browser
scary url
@paper gate Is it over
a mugman has dmmed me
probably flashed wrong version
what you get for following chatgpt
:c
use actual documentation :p
turns out asking an ai chatbot to help you do things that require actual knowledge may not be the best idea
i wil installl a camera on your head @paper gate
you will be a google street view car
but a person
how
hi
it made the samsung sound
whats the samsung sound
do do do do-do
guh?
how do i tell if it's rooted
ChatGPT W???
oh magisk can reinstall itself
how do i get rid of the scary warning at the beginning
or
not possible
my dad just ran a red light
“I DON’T FUCKING CARE TODAY.”
inspirational
what's home tab say
it can be removed but probably no ones made a patch
risky
@edgy ermine install cydia
badass
enable zygisk in settings
ears hurt
sorry
note do not use clip on headphones if you wear glasses they interfere with them
okay so calls and texts are only working over wifi
your ears get pinched
which means the sim works but the network chip on the phone does not
unless you have those thin metal frame glasses instead of thick plastic ones
probably
what carrier
T mobile
Dude. The headphones you recommended me sliced my whole ear off.
no.they didnt
I'm in the hospital because of that, asshole.
they didnt do that
bright
it's just stuck here
did you flash a whole different firmware
Unable to connect. Try later
no i matched it exactly
you are imagining your ears were sliced
even the CSC?
simply
can't find XAA on the website
check it out for me
i have no clue what i'm doing
SERIOUSTHLY
yop
dude...
what continent @edgy ermine
funnies aside do you like them
yeuh
they're comfortable and they sound good
oh INS is india
nice
it did not
hearing my voice and keyboard through my headphones is off-putting but I'll get used to it
despite the fact i am literally using $20 clip-ons i dont think i can switch back to closed back
ill be real
i prefer it so much more
the persona 3 headphones?
yea
I see
what??? this phone is permanently locked??
probably
is it officialy t mobile
do they even have that in india
the official carrier of the phone would maybe have a way to unlock it
no they don't
my friend just popped in a t mobile sim card
the real question is why does wifi texting and calling work
region lock stuff
this is a cool shader
how do you download the image from that site
@edgy ermine loook
put nekojb on there
huhh
shes a ghost
SM-A055F is GSM which dont exist in the US anymore i found
sam
hi sam
lmao samsung isn't even selling it
yop
i dont actually mind im just being silly
in fact i dont like the heat
this cat seems evil
noooo
okay im gonna try 3g on this phone
it's about to triangulate your exact position
be careful
okay
lmao
HAHALOSAH
this guy MIGHT not like winniepeg guys
irs a place in canada i think
wait LMAO
DID THIS GUY MAKE 2 ALBUMS
JUT TO CALL WINNIEPEG A SHITHOLE
hopefully he keeps going
they should be rename canada to
"Look at me, I'm a stupid country, don't visit me!"
I expect this to impact tourism greatly.
as opposed to old north america
yeah
They should rename the US to South Canada
soon
alt f5
not yet :)
:3
It's mine now 😀 first video stitched with @itsthemcfarlands
💡 IB: @dexterthebalancingdog
#goldenretriever #funnydog #dogreels #dog #funnydogvideos #dogs #doglife #golden #goldens #goldenretrievers #goldenretrieversofinstagram #goldenretrieverlover
my new MacBook is partially sponsored by my grandparents
cart
cart
@edgy ermine I can’t do development without good internet speeds or else it will take like 5 minutes for xcode to deploy to my phone
samie why is your lan speed slow
don’t say “plug it in” either when my phone drains more than it draws
it’s gonna die in an hour
SHIT BALLS SPEEDS
samara has a 56k modem
every time it builds it uploads like a 40mb app + symbols to my phone
this is worse than xcode previews
feather?
yes
guh!
huh?
what are xcode previews
why would internet speeds affect your app deployment time
@edgy ermine hiiii
xcode previews also cancels itself if it takes too long to build btw
it was a genuine question
you're doing local development
samara is like a blob cat
how would internet speed affect installing it to the phone...
this
how do u think I’m installing it to my phone
via lan
idk bro it’s a hotspot
Debugging over wifi has always been slow for me
wow no way
has nothing to do with internet speeds...
mind blown
ur so mean
whatever
I’m complaining that it’s slow
if it’s slow it’s slow
and I can’t do anything about it
why do u use trollstore after
Do u not deploy to the phone
wdym
oh
i live in a dome
do you have appsync or something
do u have a jb
you can just use xcode to deploy to the device without signing
app sync unified
and in xcode set code signing to adhoc
trolley
@edgy ermine haiii
hii
alternatively if you have palera1n you can skip it all and just disable codesigning entirely
yes
vencord is dangerous
@edgy ermine do u recognize this song
nop
i hope he do
not a true trha fan
i will play gd tmr
we should replace gd with flappy bird
anyways i found out if you're really nice to apple support they send you a discounted link for macbook???
2%
no
how much off?
$150
yooo
damnit why do I need to have vencord installed just so I can get basic browser media features
they send a unique link
1%
danger
vencodr my beloved
i'll meet you in the middle, 3
deal
yop
insane
bro just
install
SoundPad
please
for the love of jod
WHAT
WHAT
HOW
macbook pro shipping is Free
@edgy ermine hop in those servers and play those sounds like you do with your piano
It better be when it costs an arm and a leg.
wtff
imagine playing la campanella on discord soundboard
😭
it ought to be
nvm..
Hi
Hii
YES
@fallow pawn can i get a Hi
please work please work
Woa
nini
Husk husk husk
killing GitHub CI rn
sorry
im mining VenCoin on it
snat
can i have some
soon
hey I know that one
what about Finder
find deez nuts haha
finder
no one report this to the CEO of Discord
this is what keeps me going
doing so will result in 10 VenCoin fine
same
@digital kettle
bub fix
@wide leaf @fallow pawn @cosmic otter @dawn iris goodnight
nini
scor
The parrots circle.
select the circle with the most animals
ive heard that captchas use more than jut "yep, if youre right then you're prolly human"
they track how your mouse moves over to the square
hCaptcha
oh
GOOD NIGHT!
vanech, do you speak 


who
songs i used
Sewerslvt - Mr. Kill Myself
Sewerslvt - Newlove
Venetian Snares - Ultraviolent Junglist
😭
is amd good actually
fuck no
ok
retired intel user
do i look like a masochist to you

using mac is like sitting on those "anti manspreading" chairs
that are just like pointing inward
^
and you have to merge your legs into one just to sit

ball crusher

i will manually retype all of it in an olympia monica typewriter
if you pay me fifteen bazillion dollars
lc.google fuck you
Fuck You
-# Song by Greg Kurstin and Lily Allen
"Fuck You", originally titled "Guess Who Batman", is a song by English singer-songwriter Lily Allen from her second album, It's Not Me, It's You, as her third international single.[⁽¹⁾](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_(Lily_Allen_song\) 'Source')
so $1.5
ba·zil·lion
-# /bəˈzily(ə)n/ • number
a very large exaggerated number.
-# Definitions from Oxford Languages

the electric chair buzzes in excitement
I’m going to smoke you
with a gun i hope
no with a blunt
Guess the color and I'll destroy @paper gate : 🟩 (HINT: GREEN)
bffr
nvm then
🟧 Orange
chartreuse
you're orange shaped
DONT LISTEN!!!
I said guess and you guessed!! @paper gate I'm cominggggggg👅👅👅


goodbye zooter
you will be missed
god this reminds me of that one Osu! map i was shit at
Will you match my freak
yup
death penalty
have you guys heard of the big rock
that's gonna be falling from the sky?
sadly it will not hit england
Discord is gonna catch on
i wonder what his name is ,,,,
is vesktop going to use discord's native implementation of screenshare? i just tried it and it works a lot better for me than vesktop's implementation
My name is Edwin
I MADE THE MIMIC 🗣️🔥
apple should offer mag safe implants
h
so you can have your phone stick to your hand
like imagine you're in bed
watching tiktok
the phone can charge off your body heat
and you dont need to hold it
Never suggest another idea
you could also spin it around like a fidget toy
the coolest party trick by far
OK SO ELON CAN DO A BRAIN CHIP
BUT APPLE CANT DO A MAG-SAFE HAND IMPLANT?
who watches tiktok
who gave you a keyboard
smh
ive never installed tiktok in my life
you should be banned from using keyboards
^
steelseries 
Can you return it
wooting with steel series key caps
just the keycaps
the keycaps suck
well
imso tired
i mean you can't get much better than that tbh
true true
analog has been a fun thing to mess with
we got a mod for analog movement in MC on 1.7.10
pretty good
That's where the next innovation comes in
battery bank implants ,,,,
what the fuck
samsung user detected
tbh i feel like apple is really missing out on all these grand ideas
they should hire me
they don't even need to make them, they just need to leak them to the public and then abandon them
this way, people think they're getting cool stuff
they start saving up for the new implants
and then
BOOM
new iPhone 20 launch
and we take their money
i need my meds
brb chat
right
snat

paws at you
regular ?
How many gulfs are here 😭
all
At least two
fo flug
lets play fortnite
let's not and pretend we did
fuck this fucking shitty ass game fucking piece of shit ass game
you said it!
yay
@unreal siren what's slimecat
slimecat
i have the sudden urge to draw
i am a horrible drawer
i think i might draw like a little raining city
i am le bwuh brother
whos down to buy a mag safe palm implant?
I'm guh
yo what version is vencord rn?
at least 1
guh?
My vencord is like breaking itself
I tried updating but that didnt work
Like at all
Like most of my plugins are not working at all
There was a pinging plugin where it shows their role colour and pfp
It shows their pfp but not their role colour
And i still have it enabled
Wait let me post this in the support channel and not here...
yay new record
i'm unbeatable
L i used to have 50 scrobbles per day
66 average over the last week for me
during that week i got like 300 scrobbles in one day because i pulled the second all nighter of my life
(how do you people like that shit i felt horrible)
by not having a choice
if my insomnia says we not sleeping tonight then we not sleeping
you get used to it after a while
i anticipate sleeping problems for me tonight because of my cough but the dose of codeine i just took should do the trick 
Idk if I got deleted or if I never uploaded it
Awee
Scrobbles are made up
Not real
A random number generator powered by dying rats in a pear wiggler is used to generate them

btw, anyone knows how to get active dev badge?
Not possible
Ah ?
Wrong reply
Yes
discord got a ban wave or something
everyone is getting randomly terminated for some reason
check r/bannedfromdiscord
Skill issue
support does NOTHING about it, didnt even bother sending a ticket tbh
how? i tried botghost or whatever that thing was. its been like 12h or something.
90% of the people there have done something wrong and just dont want to admit it
really?
yes
sheeeesh
lmao i saw that shit too
a crap ton of people got banned for child support
safety* mb
i got like 2 banned accounts, avkila is my 2nd banned one so ik support aint doing shit :D
first one got banned due to spam, which i didnt do, then got locked out (?)
i should appeal for that stupid underage message
people say discord ai is shit and marks normal nsfw content as underage. i dont know.
appealing does nothing
Next person go be banned from discor is you
it ok ill email spam
I've added you to the list
its just clyde giving you the same message over and over and over again 😭
what did i do 😱
I haven't decided yet
it lets u acrually talk with a real person that way?
It's preemptive
eh try it.
@shadow owl fuck you
Famous last words
You'll bring him back from the dead
You know what
I miss Kevin.
He was always there to cheer me up
kevin gone ?
whos kevin
im a newgen server member bruh
i used vencord for long time but not server member :(
Why do you think chat has been so dead recently?
It's all been down hill ever since Kevin was banned
i used to be a server member but no a regular one lmao
every single thing i did in this server was super recent
when did he get banned?
a joined because donor badge
who ?
kevin.
Kevin
can we have a "badge spam" plugin in vencord :3
going on
How do you not remember Kevin
i think its no
i just used custom css for clientside badge, tho it gives it to everyone xd
where you can launch custom css?
i use bunny on mobile
rn
then you cant use css, its for vencord
sorry vencord no cute art for today
i only found this
wdym regular role?
idk...
hai
there is so many roles
bot changes color daily
They never make you validate your email or phone number
lmao
how do i change them to yes
And email as real@email.com
can i ask a legit question ?
No
does all vencord contributors uses actively vencord ?
most of the decor reviewers dont use decor 
le item frame
whatever
le ? french mentioned ?
watch this ticket changing to closed for zero reason
OH BRUH YOU ONE OF DECOR MOD
idk i just spent 4 hours playing the french part of genshin i think im turning insane
i heard from my french friend haha
ya ya
https://jellys-space.github.io/decors/ whaaaaaaaaaat
I have been a regular since 3/16/2024
i tune a fish and play piano on it
yeah but i was questionning myself why does the role name and color were always changing
ok but did the fish supports the piano weight ?
oh yea it's a thing they added lately
the color changes every 24 hours
no it is the piano
tho the thing going up the river at 120mph must be a motor pike
ya mean thats you who reviewed my actual decoration ?
i think this game is telling me something
how the hell did you get that in such a high quality
no, dziurwa did, i was only made a reveiwer in september, and a moderator a couple weeks ago
i know this guy 😩
but does he remember me ?

the actual voice preview
remember me for centuries
flamingo experiment doing well 
what the fuck is photos doing
i wish i could enable the voice filters xd
sending your photos to the CCP
uploading your photos to samsung data center 🥰
that's google photos
You can
teach me your ways, i got the flamingo experiment enabled but thats about it
Either you activate my plugin which is currently only a user plugin, or you run a snippet
I actually wrote snippets about voice filters
bro why dont I got krisp noise suppression anymore 🙏
I don't know bud
same
Ded chat
cry about it B)
Why are you talking as a bot
Good bot
how do we get that role ?
if you are active enough they'll give you the role
ah oki
it's not related to level
Send lijk
wha does kst 2025 mean
Why do I still not have it
I talk here everyday
:C
google and samsung lovers
No plugin just make folders
hi vencord
:(
hello
@glass shell
How 2 get oneui on google pixel
i got no clue why i got rusk blocked because they seem chill but the last time I unblocked someone they talked about cp within 24 hours of me unblocking them so i don't wanna try my luck
what
Working 2019
Bro since when can u just delete partitions with absolutely no confirmation in the windows installation media
I deleted my entire hdd by accident
And I couldn't even recover it with testdisk
lmaoooooooooo
Welcome to windows family
😔
I've been on windows I was just switching from tiny11 to w11 iot Enterprise ltsc
I was giving arch another go before that but wine was taking so long to build that I just gave up and made a windows 11 installation media
just wanted to ask before i fully go to vencord support
ooh not bad (18.3.1)
(Auto-response invoked by @unreal siren)
guh
nothing left to do but get out the 'ol glue
this is a song about a salmon https://open.spotify.com/track/5Ztt1M3epqQ1GefqZ951dE?si=ZM0lRDj4RZaMAfEdXBOi9w
KEVIN
what's up

Intel i3 CPU in a vape lmfao
how does people have their custom riles
bribery (donate via github)
5$+ donation
this is still funny af to me
i alrady did
i already did
vee might take a while to respond even if they're online and chatting but just be patient and they'll get around to you :3
5 R$. take it or leave it
i didn't say i want a custom role (i want the "Megu one" role LMAO)
5 robu
but i got a receipt in my downoad folder 
👎
take it or double it for the next person
if it's someone else's custom role, you will also need permission from whoever has it
double it then give to me.
lc.wa R$ 10 to USD
uh ? no thats a non existing role
hi

