🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[open pasture]

@spring trellis

[reef parrot]

i'll willingly install opera gx before ever using discord on microsoft edge

[proven nacelle]

nah firefox is good

[winter girder]

AGGAGAGAGHAGAAGAGAG WHY ARE THEU BOTH GREEN

AGGAGAGAGAGAGGAGA

[hushed lodge]

WHY CANT I SAY HAWK 2 uh

[reef parrot]

i'd rather just wait for it to update on google

[raw panther]

brain rot containment protocol

[hushed lodge]

opera gx is for giga chads tho

[winter girder]

What the hawk tuah!!!

[spring trellis]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DGO1hfzpa1v

[deep token]

opera gx is for idiots

[reef parrot]

do you run the opera gx account or something

is that why you're saying this

[hushed lodge]

my native language... is being oppressed

[hushed lodge]

yes actually im the admin

[deep token]

do you lick chinese butt?

[winter girder]

Its okay sigma.. we can rizz together!!

[open pasture]

never heard of that language

[deep token]

xi jinping telling you to give him your data

[velvet hill]

hawk 1: what's 1 + 1

[winter girder]

Its called brainrotian, it's actually a mental illness

I have it the most sevre

[paper gate]

hawk 2: uhh

[winter girder]

Almost fatal

[hushed lodge]

i love my customizable opera gx browser themes!!!!!! i love metadata.....

[deep token]

very true

[main wyvern]

can we lock this channel down

[fallow drum]

https://tenor.com/view/opera-gx-opera-gx-users-average-opera-gx-szymon-opera-gif-25913835

[paper gate]

manti

[deep token]

FR

[velvet hill]

hawk 1: BOOO!

[paper gate]

@fallow drum tookeverything from me

[paper gate]

ROLE COLOR EVERYWHERE BROKE

[hushed lodge]

where were you when it was time for senior photos sigma 💜

[winter girder]

I will eat your brain

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow Fixxxx

[velvet hill]

hawk 2: AHHHH!!!

[winter girder]

Do not brainrot the hyperpigmentation meme.. i draw the line there 😡

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[hushed lodge]

the huzz on xiaohungshu love me in fact yes

[hushed lodge]

sadcatemoji.jpg

[hushed lodge]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

[winter girder]

@velvet hill @velvet hill @velvet hill @velvet hill @velvet hill

[open pasture]

what the hell is on this guys backups

[keen kernel]

You have to have a very high iq

To understand rick and morty

[velvet hill]

@winter girder 2

[hushed lodge]

my iq is 1 cause im the best

[deep token]

LOL

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

scary

[keen kernel]

maro kart

[open pasture]

No one's around to help.

[oak rune]

why are we all gulfs

[velvet hill]

@paper gate You are not being monitored.

[deep token]

🦓

[velvet hill]

who's "we"?

[velvet hill]

jk

[open pasture]

world's freakiest fres world record

[velvet hill]

I baptise you.. Gulf of 2ah!

[winter girder]

Im going to touch you

[velvet hill]

horrorshock

[keen kernel]

Husk chain

[main wyvern]

vban

[velvet hill]

husk bomb, ACTIVATE!

[main wyvern]

vexecute

[hushed lodge]

hawk 2: uhhh i dont know actually

[main wyvern]

is there a vencord plugin that lets me kill people

[raw panther]

I'm already an alcoholic

[winter girder]

vhawka2

[spring trellis]

i am such a good photographer

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[open pasture]

holy fuck please

[open pasture]

@paper gate WHAT IS ON YOUR HARDDRIVE

so much shit

[paper gate]

sorry

[open pasture]

Remember that episode of smiling Friends where the red guy gets crucified over cheese!?

[winter girder]

Photos of minky

[hushed lodge]

i wanna know this but for chrome extenstions

[winter girder]

And billions of lost projects

[main wyvern]

vban

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[winter girder]

@paper gate Don't go into the folder /etc/Kodaaaaaa/Malware, its nothing

[hushed lodge]

how do i belly slap

[bold adder]

this is ridiculous

[winter girder]

This is hawktuahlous

[bold adder]

you guys need to watch this shit

investment conference and hes telling stories

come watch

or watch later

omfg

were having so much fun

omg

i cried

[hushed lodge]

why does he look like one of those wax sculptures is this real

hes inspiring me to get a spraytan

[winter girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029331568315093043/1332420617277800570/attachment.gif

[raw panther]

I'm not stupid >:(

[winter girder]

Next person to husk gets their toes removed with a chainsaw

[hushed lodge]

WAIT

[winter girder]

@hushed lodge i saw that

[hushed lodge]

what ever do you mean

[raw panther]

rip toes

[winter girder]

Keep your doors closed tonight

[raw panther]

doubt their doors are chainsaw proof

[hushed lodge]

i live in a steel bar cage

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805978396974514209/1330247828793983049/atlanta_gg_car.gif

@paper gate

this is me

[hushed lodge]

im literally shaking is this real

why is his wireframe like that

[raw panther]

plot twist: it's HvH and the car has better cheats than you

[paper gate]

h

[jaunty trellis]

[raw panther]

[lapis lava]

@paper gate @jaunty trellis hii

[proven nacelle]

Its a car

class Cat extends Car

[bold adder]

wtf is a brown out

trump just said that

he said "blackouts and brownouts"

what

[proven nacelle]

marvin

is a cute cat

ah

[royal zodiac]

Wheres the thing where i can see deleted msgs
Msg logger idk

[proven nacelle]

In plugins

[royal zodiac]

I cant find

Yall crazy

[junior ridge]

i love pinging myself

@junior ridge

[bleak cosmos]

i unironically get timed out for doing this

[proven nacelle]

oh

[proven nacelle]

lot of domains name

[fallow drum]

for posting the screenshot?

[royal zodiac]

Uwu

[fallow drum]

the cat sound does not time out lol

[bleak cosmos]

yeah

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @lapis lava)

[fallow drum]

but posting screenshot does because that's a bypass

[junior ridge]

what?

sinec when

[lapis lava]

saved by the french

[fallow drum]

not even a support question they jsut gotta look

[fallow drum]

it has always just deleted (maybe timeout like first day?)

at least i believe so

[junior ridge]

oh

[fallow drum]

i just tried and no timeout

[lapis lava]

cat sound blocked

[bleak cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kinkytwt-stan-twitter-stan-twitter-memes-shocked-gif-25639591

[lapis lava]

automod blocked message is 10m mute

[fallow drum]

yeah

[junior ridge]

its okay this is why i exist

[lapis lava]

fox used french so tessie didnt detect

[royal zodiac]

Mew

Meoow

[fallow drum]

because it is a bypass if you screenshot it lol

[lapis lava]

i timeout anyone using you as an automod bypass

[neon ferry]

Rule 14

Deliberately bypassing automod will result in an unappeallable 1 day mute on sight.

Auto-response invoked by nin0.dev

[fallow drum]

vmute 1h @royal zodiac

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted trmedsmve (@royal zodiac) for 1 hour

[bleak cosmos]

lmfao

[junior ridge]

mute me for one decade when

[fallow drum]

vmute 10y

[neon ferry]

Duration must be a valid time span not longer than 28 days

[proven nacelle]

interesting, this automatically detect the channel we are in

[open pasture]

MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook MacBook @paper gate

[junior ridge]

aw

[fallow drum]

vns #🌺-regulars

[neon ferry]

👉 #🌺-regulars

[junior ridge]

venbot sucks make venbot mute for 10 year

[junior ridge]

and dont give me "discord api limit" bs....

[proven nacelle]

very interesting

[fallow drum]

vns #🌺-regulars #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[neon ferry]

👉 #🌺-regulars

[junior ridge]

<#101506023106098... my beloved

[open pasture]

so boreeedd @paper gate

[proven nacelle]

some peoples here have custom decorations

[open pasture]

i wanna setup vaultwarden but if i plug in server circuit breaker might explode because 3 heaters on

[reef parrot]

how do i check my current vencord versio

[spring trellis]

my god

i hate screen keyboard marks

[proven nacelle]

/vencord-debug in #🤖-bot-commands

[reef parrot]

nothing happened for me?

is there some discord bot that's supposed to reply

[fierce cobalt]

Or go to settings then scroll down

[proven nacelle]

GG

[paper gate]

@open pasture

[reef parrot]

to?

[fierce cobalt]

Literally the bottom

[reef parrot]

stable 369751 (29f58c7) Host 1.0.9182 x64 (58558) Build Override: N/A Windows 11 64-bit (10.0.26100)

[fierce cobalt]

Oh you don’t have vencord I think

Literally says it right there for me

[reef parrot]

how do i see the version the one i downloaded is using then?

[rapid aurora]

we close vencord servers on purpose so we can gain more members

[reef parrot]

cause i can't use it rn without it crashing discord

[fierce cobalt]

#🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[proven nacelle]

interesting

[mystic salmon]

trolled the mediterranian

[rapid aurora]

[proven nacelle]

[neon ferry]

👉 #1257025907625951423

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[rapid aurora]

[tame tide]

@paper gate

[proven nacelle]

[tame tide]

Greetings, earthling! @paper gate

[paper gate]

melvin

[tame tide]

I come in peace!

I have news from the the higher-ups at the mothership

they ask if you've gotten a brown paper bag with the handwritten note addressed with a heart and a sandwich

[rapid aurora]

[fallow pawn]

100k so close

[proven nacelle]

[fallow pawn]

we just need to break vencord a few more times

[rapid aurora]

it would be fun if vee purge inactive members

[fallow pawn]

thousands will join

[fallow drum]

v+ needy

[tame tide]

@paper gate moonlighting as a shoe shiner

ride the rails

[rapid aurora]

what does needy do

[solid hearth]

hello chat

🦤

[proven nacelle]

this is a rude strat but its working

[tame tide]

Hey

[solid hearth]

how are you kevin?

[fallow drum]

locks to support channel only

pretty much opposite of no support

[fallow pawn]

do you think it happens intentionally

[fallow drum]

they have only sent support questions here and have been asked to go to support two billion times lol

[proven nacelle]

no

[fallow drum]

it does

[tame tide]

hm if I had to choose I'd say bonkers

[fallow drum]

[proven nacelle]

I know it's a farce lol

[tame tide]

thank you for checking in

[open pasture]

shiggy

[tame tide]

how about you?

[fallow pawn]

lc.serverinfo

[night blaze]

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[fallow pawn]

wtf

member count lies...

[red wyvern]

oh, pissbot. That reminds me... brb.

[fallow drum]

dang server only two years old

that’s kinda crazy

[paper gate]

no

[fallow drum]

i was thinking at least 3

[rapid aurora]

so they can only access the support channel?

[fallow drum]

yes

well among some others

[fallow pawn]

@fallow drum the online to member ratio is insane on this server probably because its full of chronically online discord users

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/457563144852865041/1035773109514543114/cat_thumb2.gif

[rapid aurora]

okay ty

[paper gate]

@proven nacelle

[red wyvern]

I'm needy but not that needy

[rapid aurora]

send the cat with the legs gif

[fallow drum]

yeah usually servers with like 100,000 will only have like 10% if that online

[rigid silo]

what do you mean

[tame tide]

give it a bit

[fallow drum]

[paper gate]

which one is that

[red wyvern]

anyway that guy left so I can't say "skill issue" again

[rapid aurora]

the one laying on the bed

[junior ridge]

leaving so it goes back down to sub 90k

[tame tide]

@paper gate need a new place for a tent

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-chilling-curious-cat-chilling-cat-feet-chilling-cat-cute-cat-gif-7496029600635210395

[rapid aurora]

YAS

[grizzled jay]

what

[fallow drum]

somebody left

😭

[rapid aurora]

89.999 now

[junior ridge]

i left

sorry guiys

[vapid adder]

gato

[rapid aurora]

YELLOW MIKU GIRL

[red wyvern]

I said what I said

[grizzled jay]

KOASKU
holy based

[lapis lava]

can you see on mobile

[proven nacelle]

she is hiding in your wifi, be careful

[fallow drum]

yes

[paper gate]

@fallow drum cant see

[open pasture]

my therapist has a drive on his imac named Macintosh HD - Data - Data - Data

??

[edgy ermine]

@open pasture

@open pasture

[paper gate]

haiiii @edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

hiii

[open pasture]

@edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

haii

[vapid adder]

i

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/data-star-trek-intensifies-hmm-enterprise-gif-13654978

[fallow pawn]

yes why

[open pasture]

great cannot type the letter m on this keyboard suddenly

[tame tide]

@paper gate can you believe all the space in the world and not one tent sized spot to park indefinitely

[open pasture]

acintosh HD it is

[rapid aurora]

god exists
there's no way this was an accident

[lapis lava]

@clever shoal is now the 90000th vencord server member

(if no one leaves)

[grizzled jay]

intentionally manufactured to bring the most pain possible should something go wrong

[rapid aurora]

omg it's so painful when the dentist gets rid of it

[open pasture]

I just play with the nerves after

[paper gate]

its for sensing temperature

[rapid aurora]

my teeth still hurt after removing the nerves

am i cooked

[paper gate]

remove teeth too

[weak vale]

actually i accidently make this all the time

[open pasture]

@paper gate i play your nerves like a ukelele

@paper gate buy me risk of rain 2

[rapid aurora]

i only have like 3 teeths

[tame tide]

it goes deeper than you think

[rapid aurora]

LOL

[vapid adder]

hi

[bold adder]

where my teeth went

so thats*

[open pasture]

@paper gate Select the disk where you want to install macOS.

[tame tide]

https://youtu.be/5V3-ipDOGvM

[vapid adder]

i hate macos

[rapid aurora]

dentists are just businessmen
they get rid of our tooth so they can sell it for thrice the price we payed

[open pasture]

ive installed macos on two imacs this week

[red wyvern]

this tho

[open pasture]

i got paid $40 to install opencore legacy patcher which is extremely easy

[rapid aurora]

imagine this scenario
your tooth is extremely painful
and you don't have the money to get rid of it

[open pasture]

payed..

[rapid aurora]

what to do?

[red wyvern]

suffer

[weak vale]

door + string

[paper gate]

i bricked two macs this week

[rapid aurora]

I'll go to the bank and ask for the money

[lapis lava]

opencore. ain't that an opencord reference?

[paper gate]

[vapid adder]

spot

[spring trellis]

good

[paper gate]

[rapid aurora]

can anyone donate macbook

[vapid adder]

zoos

[spring trellis]

break more

[paper gate]

zoos

[red wyvern]

don't sit on your macbook

[open pasture]

SAMSUNG KILLS APPLE

insane

@paper gate

😭

[open pasture]

So we know that's not a fake Apple fake Apple products usually have some sort of structural integrity

[vapid adder]

is iphone good

[red wyvern]

a martyr to a worthy cause

[tame tide]

I have yet to meet a single person who has an iPhone. Fuck it I'll go even further I haven't even seen an iPhone. What the fuck is an iPhone anyway

[lapis lava]

yop

iPhone on top

greatest phone thats ever lived

[vapid adder]

i have an iphone

[paper gate]

[open pasture]

MacBook Hole Ultra

[paper gate]

no

[tame tide]

is it good?

[vapid adder]

WHY

[vapid adder]

yes

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/mac-trash-gif-26503253 @open pasture

[tame tide]

I guess your question was rhetorical then

[vapid adder]

hard block

[open pasture]

Wait why are you not putting the Mac in there

[red wyvern]

why is there half a bathtub in front of that table?

[open pasture]

ive tried so hard to teach my therapist what a harddrive is but he just keeps forgetting

[open pasture]

So they can wash their entire body after touching an Apple product

he seems so interested in these things but he just forgets in a day

[vapid adder]

bad terapist

[open pasture]

no he's good with everything else lol

[red wyvern]

do you trade tech support for therapy?

[paper gate]

@open pasture what if i was your therapsit

[lapis lava]

whats a soft drive

[vapid adder]

they’re all bad

[open pasture]

he asks fix mac and i do

[vapid adder]

just get cat

[open pasture]

AkaShrug

[vapid adder]

best therpist

[open pasture]

I have enough cats and they drive me insane

[weak vale]

floppy drive

[red wyvern]

you aren't supposed to let them drive, they can't even get a driver's license

[rapid aurora]

i wish i had a cat but I can't because i don't have money

[open pasture]

steal one

@paper gate has one you can take

[vapid adder]

bad cat

get good cat

[paper gate]

@open pasture i will unleash a lion upon you

[red wyvern]

I made friends with my neighbor's cat. It comes into my house and cuddles with me, and then goes home. The neighbors take care of it but I get to love it.

[grizzled jay]

ew

[open pasture]

@jaunty trellis

[vapid adder]

late

[vapid adder]

(u)

[jaunty trellis]

100k next time dc pushes something that blows up stable?

[keen junco]

Yop

[red wyvern]

oh is it time to post DOGMA songs?

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/plenk-plink-luna-cat-gif-1494414496792991344

[jaunty trellis]

oki I go eep nini gays

[vapid adder]

(i’m a cat)

[jaunty trellis]

and @paper gate

[paper gate]

nini

[lapis lava]

im the 90th

90kth*

@clever shoal

[keen junco]

Goodnight

[proven nacelle]

im going to sleep too

cya

[native locust]

good evening fellas

for usa at least

[bold adder]

i put apple slices in apple juice to make it organic

[native locust]

like lemon in lemonade?

[bold adder]

yea

[rapid aurora]

i wish i was a cat

[proven nacelle]

france

[rapid aurora]

or a penguin

[sharp dawn]

yo gulf of r

uh i just realized you were nin0

this is akward uh

hi

[edgy ermine]

anyone here good at rooting?

i have a Samsung waiting to be rooted

[proven nacelle]

tomorrow you will be

[fallow drum]

that was your first mistake

[edgy ermine]

this isn't my phone

lol

anyways it's carrier locked

but i want to root it anyways

[fallow drum]

how

[solemn plank]

me when i want to hide my trash can

[sharp dawn]

i thought it was 3 months?

[fallow drum]

if it’s carrier locked rooting is almost always close to impossible with samsung

@paper gate @winter needle you

[edgy ermine]

but.... i already got to the point it says "press power to start"

or something like that

[fallow drum]

they are android experts….

[edgy ermine]

meaning the bootloader is probably unlocked

[paper gate]

is it modern samsung

[edgy ermine]

i think so

[paper gate]

impossible

[fallow drum]

idk if it’s modern it’s almost impossible though

[solemn plank]

interesting

[fallow drum]

yeah that’s what i figured

samsung is the apple of android

[paper gate]

s9 s10 and some other phoens around that time can be unlocked if you pay

[solemn plank]

but how did they get tge bootloader unlocked message

on boot

[fallow drum]

my Note 9 can’t even be rooted even now

[edgy ermine]

"This phone's bootloader is unlocked and its software integrity cannot be verified"

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine which model

[edgy ermine]

okay

so the bootloader is unlocked

[edgy ermine]

lemme check

[paper gate]

if its already unlocked then you can just use magisk to patch the boot img or kernelsu

[solemn plank]

hahalosah is too powerful for samsung

[rapid aurora]

i miss my note 4

master piece

[edgy ermine]

WTF idk what i tapped but it started calling 112

😭

anyways how exactly do i proceed

[solemn plank]

samsung geyting you arrested for it

[edgy ermine]

do i download the samsung firmware

[paper gate]

why

what model

[edgy ermine]

"A05"

[paper gate]

guh?

[edgy ermine]

wym guh

[paper gate]

are you just gonna root it

or put custom rom

[solemn plank]

i can flash with my mind

beam the img into the phone

[rapid aurora]

I'll custom rom my phone when i buy a new one
this one will be a cute secondary phone

[edgy ermine]

can i put pixel rom

that would be funny

[paper gate]

A05 is mediatek i think

[solemn plank]

samsung HATES me

[paper gate]

if theres support for it

[rapid aurora]

try nothing phone os

what's the name

[edgy ermine]

when i bring this back to my friend i want to troll them

[rapid aurora]

linear?

[paper gate]

yea its mediatek

theyre extremely easy to unlock

[rapid aurora]

i forgot the name

[edgy ermine]

music to my ears

[rapid aurora]

xiaomi os

scary

[urban elk]

hai

[vapid adder]

hi

[urban elk]

early MIUI was even worse

[edgy ermine]

how do i proceed

[urban elk]

ahem
redmi 6A

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine whats full model name

[edgy ermine]

SM-A055F

[rapid aurora]

ikrrr
i remember miui when xiaomi redmi 8 first released

it was so horrible, my phone was basically stuck at 40hz

[fallow drum]

i am surprised ngl

[urban elk]

guhh

[fallow drum]

i was an avid samsung user when they started to lock it all down so hard

i miss the days

[sage crag]

ok what's wrong with discord on electron 36 now

[urban elk]

wuh

[rapid aurora]

electron

[paper gate]

i found this https://sourceforge.net/projects/samsung-galaxy-a05/files/

youll need to first flash orange fox recovery using odin

[rapid aurora]

samsung a05 has helio g85

[edgy ermine]

what is orange fox recovery

OFOX

[paper gate]

replaces the recovery partition so you can flash a rom and other stuff

[edgy ermine]

is there any chance of a permanent brick

[uneven ruin]

test

[paper gate]

im not sure

i think it might be fine

[lapis lava]

how to install iPhoneOS on android

[paper gate]

there isnt much for the A055F

[open pasture]

@edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine @edgy ermine

[edgy ermine]

hii

[open pasture]

@lapis lava rate message box

[lapis lava]

so good

[fallow drum]

the thing about rooting on samsung now is there is a chance you will completely destroy the phone after a very complex process

[open pasture]

explodes a little in light theme oops

good thing nobody uses

[paper gate]

you cant destroy it im pretty sure

only soft brick

[fallow drum]

now that nobody is here to say otherwise, samsung S25 is the MOST hated on phone i have ever seen in my life, right before even the note 7. note 7 had issues but it had things going for it with lots of innovation at least

[paper gate]

you love

[fallow drum]

i hop on youtube and it's always a video of S25 hate 😭

[paper gate]

samsung didnt feel like innovating anymore

[fallow drum]

i do miss the old samsung phones

[edgy ermine]

phones have reached a point of no innovation

lol

[fallow drum]

they beat the old iphone phones by a mile

[edgy ermine]

notice how everyone complains about the new iphone looking identical

and how nobody says anything about the mac

loll

[paper gate]

i mean like 2 people use mac sooo

[lapis lava]

iPhones being the same became a meme

[fallow drum]

yeah, i get it, but samsung has literally improved nothing at all. added nothing, changed no looks

[edgy ermine]

i call 4x cpu speed being innovation

[lapis lava]

many students use macOS, its just better

[lapis lava]

what about Galaxy AI

[paper gate]

nope

[open pasture]

macbooks hopefully will always look identical they are pretty

[fallow drum]

added a few phones ago lol

[edgy ermine]

so many people at my school bring macbook pros to school

lol

[open pasture]

@paper gate MacBook!

[paper gate]

well california is a rich state

[open pasture]

@paper gate be the mac to my book

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine@open pasture@lapis lava https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAxzbk7CrkQ your wonderful company

[open pasture]

yes

[edgy ermine]

idk that never happened to me before

[open pasture]

HAHALOSAH

[fallow drum]

i need a place to rant about samsung 😭

[lapis lava]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHALOSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lapis lava]

here

[open pasture]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHALOSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[fallow drum]

nop

ykyk

[lapis lava]

then let all the Apple shills validate u

[lapis lava]

hop on goons channel

[open pasture]

fres in bio @stark herald

[dense aspen]

!!

The new iPhone 16e seems great

[open pasture]

it doesn't

[dense aspen]

Oh

Why

[open pasture]

same phone

worse a bit

[dense aspen]

It seemed good with the vid they showed

[paper gate]

[fallow pawn]

I think the main difference between the phone and the rest is actually internally with their new chip

C1 my beloved

[open pasture]

C1??

[fallow pawn]

yeah

[empty storm]

apple made modem or smth

[fallow pawn]

https://www.theverge.com/news/615314/apple-iphone-16e-c1-cell-modem-in-house-5g

[open pasture]

oh

[fallow pawn]

no more qualcomm

[empty storm]

the only thing i took note of seeing the 16e announcement is that they played a song i like

[fallow pawn]

the c1 chip got 2 sentences in the announcement btw 😭

[empty storm]

every apple announcement is ai yap

[open pasture]

they will add a P1 chip next

[fallow pawn]

ah yes I love that almost a decade of development went to 2 sentences

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qk0vMpumOk WHAT

[fallow pawn]

GOOD

the spawn eggs were awful

[empty storm]

huge if real

[open pasture]

huge

[sage crag]

yay they make sense now

[paper gate]

noo

[winter girder]

THANK GOD

[paper gate]

nostaliga..

[winter girder]

Play an old version then

[edgy ermine]

woah

[empty storm]

nostalgia do not matter go play beta 1.2.5 or something

[winter girder]

Exactly

[paper gate]

ANCIENT

[grizzled jay]

about damn time

[open pasture]

HAHALOSAH Chip

[sage crag]

just use a resource pack

[edgy ermine]

apple is going in house

[grizzled jay]

those old textures sucked ass

[fallow pawn]

yus

[empty storm]

i just said that one specifically cause thats when i started playing

[turbid fiber]

apple stays on top as always

[grizzled jay]

programmer art texture pack:

[fallow drum]

i was gonna rant about samsung in amercaland but i didn't because i have so much to say it would be the biggest paragraph i have ever wrote lol @paper gate @lapis lava nobody would read and i would be stupid 😭

[lapis lava]

i would read

[winter girder]

Are they moving away from intel?

[lapis lava]

i am your biggest fan @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

i typed out the huge paragraph but i deleted

[turbid fiber]

they already have since years???

[paper gate]

rosie rant

[grizzled jay]

they've been moving away from intel for a while now

[lapis lava]

they call taylor swift fans swifties but im a rosie...

[open pasture]

x86 iphone

[lapis lava]

or a fayie

[paper gate]

fayie

[winter girder]

I swear they developed the iPhone 16e chip

Let me check

[empty storm]

iphone 17 powered by intel atom

[turbid fiber]

intel is gonna be sold soon anyway dw

[open pasture]

???

[winter girder]

I tjink im going crazy

Nvm

[edgy ermine]

do i need windows for odin

damn it

[turbid fiber]

qualcomm was trying to buy intel recently

[winter girder]

Intel will never get sold

[edgy ermine]

luckily i kept a small partition for windows

[turbid fiber]

stocks say otherwise

[grizzled jay]

bro doesnt know about raptor lake

[fallow pawn]

https://github.com/pwned4ever/Od1n/releases ?

hey who removed the embed

[edgy ermine]

i love opening this up on my mac to flash samsung firmware

[edgy ermine]

?

[empty storm]

intel makes actually good value gpus

[fallow pawn]

oh

[edgy ermine]

xD

[fallow pawn]

I think its my hotspot

[paper gate]

yop

[fallow pawn]

its fucking up everything

[lapis lava]

i was hungry...

[winter girder]

My uncle who works for intel says it's not going to be sold anytime soon

[edgy ermine]

im finally getting my number back

blehhh

[empty storm]

nvidia stock price goes up after releasing new worst value card yet because they know all the shitty ai startups and scalpers will buy them up

[fallow pawn]

what does that mean

[winter girder]

Your phone number?

[edgy ermine]

i had to port my phone number out because i was switching carriers

so i couldnt use it for quite a while

now im finally getting it back

[fallow pawn]

i need a new mousepad

[winter girder]

@paper gate

[empty storm]

wtf

[winter girder]

Why

[edgy ermine]

why arey ou using a hotspot with a desktop computer

[open pasture]

+1 (500) HAH-ALOSAH

[paper gate]

a freak

[edgy ermine]

you want my area code?

[winter girder]

Yeah

[edgy ermine]

no not you

[winter girder]

Go ahead and send it

Aww

[open pasture]

yeah

it's either 209, 213, 310, 323, 408, 415, 424, 442, 510, 530, 559, 562, 619, 626, 650, 657, 661, 669, 707, 714, 747, 760, 805, 818, 831, 858, 909, 916, 925, 949, or 951

[edgy ermine]

xd

correct

[open pasture]

Show

[winter girder]

Whars your icloud email so I can imessage you

[open pasture]

licensed under the ABGS ("Anyone But GeoSnow") license

[winter girder]

Who the hell is geosnow

[paper gate]

https://imgur.com/a/uGERLeH

[winter girder]

Hawkoo hawkoo

@paper gate I will turn you into a plant and then neglect you

[grizzled jay]

how does a gif have audio what the fcuk

[edgy ermine]

how do i download odin

[paper gate]

gifv

[open pasture]

@edgy ermine

[fallow pawn]

send me your number

[winter girder]

https://xdaforums.com/t/patched-odin-3-13-1.3762572/

[grizzled jay]

insane

[edgy ermine]

u wanna imessage me?

[grizzled jay]

gif video is crazy

[winter girder]

I do too 🥺

[edgy ermine]

uh

where's the official download

[winter girder]

There is none

[fallow pawn]

i can already but it uses your email

[edgy ermine]

what???

[winter girder]

Odin was a leaked tool

[open pasture]

i want to imessage your email but i feel like it would leak my phone number somehow

[edgy ermine]

???

[winter girder]

It was never released officially from samsung

[winter girder]

Its true

lc.g was odin a leaked tool

[night blaze]

Odin (firmware flashing software) - Wikipedia

The tool is not intended for end-users, but for Samsung's own personnel and approved repair centers. Usage.

Google Search • labsCore • Page 2/30

[edgy ermine]

do i download the "patched" one or the normal one

[open pasture]

bored

[edgy ermine]

@paper gate how do i flash recovery

[paper gate]

its been so long

[open pasture]

hold cmd r while turning it on

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/1891972899206001099 look at this thing

[paper gate]

idk if this recovery will work

[fallow pawn]

MY INTERNET

[paper gate]

sorry

[bold adder]

i would make my hair puff out like a cat

[open pasture]

samsam appearance

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine idk if i can help much theres very little development for this phone

the twrp and orange fox images for A055M and idk if theyd work on A055F

@edgy ermine my head hurt

[edgy ermine]

:c

[paper gate]

what android version is it @edgy ermine

[fallow pawn]

@edgy ermine lmfao what is this

[edgy ermine]

13

[edgy ermine]

iphone 16e is a thing??

[spark crescent]

since yesterday

[edgy ermine]

idk i saw it in a google survey and i immediately thought it was fake

😭

[fallow pawn]

shit how do I cancel download

[paper gate]

the custom roms here say that IMS and volte dont work

[spark crescent]

alt f4

[edgy ermine]

just quit xcode

[fallow pawn]

worked

[edgy ermine]

@paper gate if not a custom rom can i carrier unlock

[paper gate]

what carrier

if its like past phones ive had you can just flash the unlcoekd rom

[open pasture]

Please can somebody make a green cozy cat emoji!!!!!!

[paper gate]

att let me get a code to unlock the carrier

[open pasture]

Nobody cares about the color green being a cozy cat emoji

[lavish owl]

justice for green cat cozy

[edgy ermine]

idk I'll check it out later im heading to my carrier's store

[open pasture]

no green

It's perfect just find the right color of green

[lavish owl]

green green what is your problem green

https://tenor.com/view/tense-gif-19013622

[bold adder]

puke cat cozy

[winter walrus]

when is moreusertags coming back

[lapis lava]

read #1257025907625951423

[edgy ermine]

my number is so easy to memorize

It has 4 zeros

lolll

[open pasture]

vcozy #78ff66

[open pasture]

perfect blobcatgreen

[vapid adder]

vcozy blue

[vapid adder]

vcozy orange

[vapid adder]

:3

[sharp dawn]

vcozy #0C87BA

[gray tangle]

vcozy #00FF00

[gray tangle]

abstraction flashbang

vcozy #FFFFFF

[edgy ermine]

take this to #🤖-bot-commands

[grizzled jay]

https://tenor.com/view/kessoku-band-kessoku-band-get-real-get-gif-27434946

they did 😭

why are you husk reactign me,,,

[fallow drum]

did somebody purge

am i going crazy

[grizzled jay]

yea lmao

[edgy ermine]

yes i purged

[grizzled jay]

actually no were lying
you have schizophrenia

[fallow drum]

yeah

i am schizo mb

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-21663724

[open pasture]

@edgy ermine

https://tenor.com/view/overlord-pleiades-lupus-regina-wave-gif-14112793

[edgy ermine]

hii

[keen junco]

https://fixvx.com/McDonaldsJapan/status/1892174793543139404

[grizzled jay]

i said to my dog "theres not a single thought in that head is there" and he instantly stopped wagging his tail 😭

[harsh minnow]

vcozy

[fallow drum]

die

[grizzled jay]

holy shit mcmiku

[fallow drum]

gon

[keen junco]

yop

[paper gate]

@edgy ermine hiii

[harsh minnow]

me

bisexual guy who doesn't want to be gay so he becomes genderfluid and always changes his gender so that he's straight

so while he's with a guy he identifies as woman and while he's with a woman he identifies as guy

[paper gate]

me

[fallow drum]

this is you

[lapis lava]

me

[fallow drum]

me

[solemn plank]

they are insane

[vapid adder]

hey guys i’m a cat

i hate whitenames

also

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/kanyewest/status/1892307950670057946 he is saved

[vapid adder]

i hate kanyewest

[boreal torrent]

Adam Sandler.

[bold adder]

yuh

[boreal torrent]

.

[bold adder]

ofc its adam sandler of all people

[open pasture]

Hello, why does 85% of the people here have nitro boost :P
And why 2% of the people is named "gulf of ..."? :P

[vapid adder]

ok can we get averagewhitename out

[harsh minnow]

Gulf of Vencord

[boreal torrent]

because

[fallow drum]

gulf of vencord

[open pasture]

Bro..., why do you want to exterminate me for no reason??

[bold adder]

beautiful day

[kind prawn]

in a week he's filming himself doing the salute

[vapid adder]

ur averagewhitename

[wild fractal]

nobody callin it this 😭🙏

[open pasture]

Ik, I saw that in a random video

[bold adder]

i am

[vapid adder]

i am

[wild fractal]

ah naw

[kind prawn]

trump just gave us a way to offend americans by calling it gulf of mexico

[vapid adder]

ok i don’t think anyone cares

[wild fractal]

im callin it gulf of mexico i dont gaf

[vapid adder]

you don’t ga

[kind prawn]

ts gaf pmo

[wild fractal]

ts shit pmo off sm much i dont gaf fuck

[vapid adder]

ts = this shit

[wild fractal]

ts = that

[kind prawn]

ts = pmo = 808 = essentially a crashout

[vapid adder]

…

[kind prawn]

my wife: the pizza is skinny, tall, doesn't drink and drive and doesn't gamble
me: bro!! me and this pizza would NOT get along 😂

[open pasture]

How to get nitro boost for free fr fr, without credit card?? (totally not for a friend)

[untold tiger]

This has probably already been posted here but, we are extraordinarily fucked lmao

[harsh minnow]

talk like a normal person

[kind prawn]

ts the new normal </3

[harsh minnow]

vmute 1d brainrot

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted thol.in (@kind prawn) for 1 day

[open pasture]

Please answer

[red wyvern]

Hello, what's up?

[lapis lava]

get nitro

you get 2 free boosts

[red wyvern]

Are they really free if you pay for nitro?

[open pasture]

But how to get it for free

[lapis lava]

you don't

[open pasture]

The nitro

:P

[lapis lava]

@paper gate Vencord is like, the ultimate Discord upgrade, you know? It's like, you're playing the game on Easy mode, but with Vencord, you're suddenly on God mode, get me? It's basically a bunch of secret cheats that make Discord way better.

It's got these things called plugins, which are like, little hacks you can add to Discord. They're super sick and let you do all kinds of stuff, like adding new emojis, changing the way things look, or even getting free stuff.

It's really easy to use, you just download it and then install it like, it's nothing. Vencord makes Discord way more fun and way more customizable, so you can make it totally yours, you know?

It's like the secret sauce that makes Discord way more delicious. If you're not using Vencord, you're missing out, like, big time!

[shrewd imp]

Unlock Discord's potential with Vencord! 🚀 Enhance your experience with powerful plugins and customization. 🛠️ Level up your Discord game today! 🎮💰 #Vencord #Discord #CryptoForDiscord

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

make this sound like a cryptocurrency ad

[untold tiger]

It didn't try hard enough lmao

[shrewd imp]

Vencord: Unlock Discord's true potential! 🚀 Experience DeFi-level customization with plugins. Earn XP with exclusive features. Don't FOMO, download now & moon your Discord experience! 🌕 #Vencord #Discord #ToTheMoon

Message URL

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Question

make this sound like a cryptocurrency ad. put as much cryptocurency ad buzzwords and whatever into it as you can. vencord is not a cryptocurrency, just advertise it similar to how you would advertise one

[open pasture]

How to get nitro for free fr fr 100% legit (still not for a friend)

[lapis lava]

get it gifted or pay for it.

[open pasture]

How do I found someone enough kind to gift me?

[lapis lava]

0. don't ask
1. do things worthy enough of being gifted

[fallow drum]

the french...

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum so racist...

[open pasture]

I'm French >:(

[keen junco]

i'm so sorry to hear that

[open pasture]

@fallow drum La preuve [got banned]

[lapis lava]

im in Canada and i will call it Gulf of America

[keen junco]

Gulf of zoot

[open pasture]

The got banned is from the rule 6 @lapis lava

[lapis lava]

why would we allow french

[open pasture]

💀

?

[spring trellis]

why r people making jokes about playing golf in america

[lapis lava]

• insane language
• not everyone on the mod team speaks english

[open pasture]

Idk

[lapis lava]

@spring trellis lets play Golf in America on the Gulf of America

[spring trellis]

the internet is such a wasteland now

u all laugh at anything

[spring trellis]

omw

[lapis lava]

when the patch breaks...

[open pasture]

Even WebSim's discord server have a French channel and moderator XD

[empty storm]

regret to inform you this has been how internet humor works for about 25 years

[spring trellis]

TrollKing

[lapis lava]

are we websim's server (no)

we had an international channel but it was inactive

[empty storm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-cash-yawn-yawning-gif-26488237

[open pasture]

[totally unrelated ] Idk how WebSim work but he's generating servers idk how the hell they have soo much free stuff that is literally enormous lulz

[lapis lava]

is this websim

[open pasture]

A cool thing that make so you can create website by ai

[spring trellis]

just learn html vro

[shrewd imp]

AI website builders simplify creation.

Message URL

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Question

create simple website

[spring trellis]

omw to get an ai to make this website for me

[shrewd imp]

<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
  <title>Hello World</title>
</head>
<body>
  <h1>Hello, World!</h1>
</body>
</html>

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[main wyvern]

insane

[lapis lava]

@main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern @main wyvern

[woeful mason]

#1257025907625951423

[lapis lava]

make Memory Unsafe AI

[empty storm]

memory dangerous

[woeful mason]

i just couldn't find it, this was easier

[fallow drum]

now make the same thing but about french people specifically

[open pasture]

Bro, French is not that bad, it's better than other languages like, China or Russia 💀

[lapis lava]

these are countries

[empty storm]

??? lol

[lapis lava]

and yes french is deranged

native speaker btw

[empty storm]

mandarin is very difficult to learn so i can understand that one but like

whats difficult or insane about russian as a language

[lapis lava]

si vrai...

[spring trellis]

i've heard that chinese is easy to learn

[open pasture]

Nah bro, it's not that bad

[spring trellis]

sees a different alphabet
"oh its hard"

[lapis lava]

como estas

[open pasture]

True

[keen kernel]

new nick just dropped

[open pasture]

Totally not it doesn't do the same sound

:P

[empty storm]

yop

im assuming this is just average native language speaker thinking their language is sane because its what they were born into learning

[fallow drum]

so true

[lapis lava]

french is far from best language

[empty storm]

americans do this with english a lot despite english being a terrible language

[lapis lava]

id rather speak english

[open pasture]

Ye

[empty storm]

it is usual natural language pitfalls though a lot of rules have exceptions and those exceptions have exceptions because natural languages are less about rules and more about what sounds and looks good to people

especially in english which uses an absurd amount of loan words in its vocabulary

[open pasture]

@lapis lava english was so easy to learn for me even tho I'm not from UK or USA but from France XD

[empty storm]

at least in higher level writing

[cursive nest]

i found a vencord

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/e4/a1/__kemomimi_chan_original_drawn_by_ino_futon__e4a1f509115d8be947ea7caa0395e1ca.gif

[empty storm]

vencord has been found

[cursive nest]

aww no embeds

but everyone go look

[empty storm]

yop that is the shiggy

[open pasture]

Why does everyone have nitro boost here :P

[empty storm]

lemme see if it embed for me

https://cdn.donmai.us/original/e4/a1/__kemomimi_chan_original_drawn_by_ino_futon__e4a1f509115d8be947ea7caa0395e1ca.gif

[cursive nest]

YEAHH

[empty storm]

i do not have a boost i donated for somethin a few months back and just have the role now

[cursive nest]

i don have boost wdym

[empty storm]

i do have nitro but its a 1 month trial that expires in 2 weeks

[open pasture]

I was talking the hyper feature packed nitro :P

[cursive nest]

o somebody gifted me a year of it

[open pasture]

Cool 🔥

Ok

[vapid adder]

hi chat

[open pasture]

Hello

[soft wadi]

hai

[mossy egret]

rare sho appearance

See you in another month

[weak vale]

bwaa

[open pasture]

Hi

shiggy

[lavish schooner]

haiiii :3

[soft wadi]

see you

[bold adder]

shooo

[wicked owl]

ohmygah

[bold adder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1310521032414593035/1310521073493737482/caption.gif

[wicked owl]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cut-cat-cake-fake-cakes-cat-eating-gif-9002985723796371898

[lavish schooner]

hi vys

:3

[wicked owl]

wavey

[lavish schooner]

rosie lurking

[open pasture]

How to get a role?

[fallow drum]

ask @paper gate in dms

[open pasture]

Ok

[dusk carbon]

who is this character

[near wharf]

send me money

[open pasture]

What

[dusk carbon]

who is the dog

dog bo

boy

dog boy

[open pasture]

Bro, I'm begging nitro with awful images that I made on penguin mod, so obviously I can't give you money :P

And also how the hell that every user have nitro 💀

[lapis lava]

do you have a personality beyond yapping about nitro

[bold adder]

i drink gasoline and then light it to keep my body heat stable

[open pasture]

No 🙄

[bold adder]

sometimes i wonder where i get these schizo posts from

[fallow drum]

v+ brain rot

[open pasture]

What?

[fallow drum]

rotting my brain

[bold adder]

my brain rots like an apple and then worms live in it

like rfk

[open pasture]

Why i don't have reaction permition anymore?

[spring trellis]

quick della update for those interested