🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[strange garden]

halp

[open pasture]

I can launch a 500 kilogram bomb at it

[paper gate]

@fallow drum

[strange garden]

@paper gate

[solemn plank]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[paper gate]

@strange garden @solemn plank @open pasture

[strange garden]

you have to save Me

[nocturne bough]

finally 🙏

[paper gate]

I'm proud

@nocturne bough do me

I wanna test

no

test read receipt

[strange garden]

this is gay

[paper gate]

@strange garden

[strange garden]

HLP ME

[paper gate]

how

[strange garden]

the world

[paper gate]

@nocturne bough testt

[long river]

how can i fix my discord on pc? It keeps on breaking and its super annoying. I know its not my computer or my wifi

[paper gate]

impossible

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @solemn plank)

[long river]

mbad

[strange garden]

what a vague question lol

[long river]

i did not look

[strange garden]

it's possible for you

i've seen what you can do

[rapid aurora]

i swear vee needs to add million vencord support channel

[paper gate]

how

[nocturne bough]

good zeeter

[strange garden]

the gulf

[paper gate]

the gulf

[solemn plank]

the gulf...

which one

[rapid aurora]

@harsh minnow

[solemn plank]

?!!

[drifting carbon]

the gulf of WTF IS A KILOMETER 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅

[drifting carbon]

vencord must be the winner

[solemn plank]

Gulf of Water

[drifting carbon]

lemme lookup the video

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/280298381807714304/1341871577981259928/RDT_20240321_131700.mp4?ex=67b792ca&is=67b6414a&hm=937c51ab62ce338ca8b984875255ab1c47e7d44ae10b6a0597d7d2dd49a157ec&

[distant stag]

what happened to genai

[drifting carbon]

appearantly theres another channel with the same name but the videos are translated to english

https://youtu.be/lzhOQ43qxIg?si=_MtcZ2vUhRe3Tneo

he really likes vencord

https://youtu.be/kWUTknahypk?si=D6-nwHJoDXV-68nx

[fallow pawn]

I’m gonna cry

[junior ridge]

bwa

[hollow surge]

@anexis

aw

[rapid aurora]

it's the same guy

he's an agerian guy in his 20's

[drifting carbon]

yeah i think so

[drifting carbon]

his username is actually real.anexis

unfortunately hes not in the server

[rapid aurora]

does vee pay him $0.5 per video because he's an arabic?

[spring trellis]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DGPSiv5zaOV

[drifting carbon]

i dont think so..

atleast he got some arab people into vencord ig

[rapid aurora]

ignore people online
so when you reply to them it'll feel valuable for them

[drifting carbon]

bruh

[drifting carbon]

true

[rapid aurora]

ofc he's an arabic

[digital kettle]

i need one of these

[spring trellis]

lmao

[drifting carbon]

ashley liking apple products

[drifting carbon]

i forgor

[rapid aurora]

BETRAYING SAMSUNG LIKE THIS

[digital kettle]

i just don't like ios and iphones

[hollow surge]

god i fucking hate youtube shorts

[rapid aurora]

macbooks are the best option if you want a stable os and optimized app

[junior ridge]

what about ipad....

[hollow surge]

i want to post a 2 minute long song

but it keeps fucking turning into a shorts

fuck off

[digital kettle]

i use a galaxy tab s10 ultra

[rapid aurora]

yeah ipads too

[digital kettle]

until they run macos no

[rapid aurora]

i want an ipad at some point
so i can join the digital art

[junior ridge]

i have an ipad

its oki

[solid vigil]

you can have my shattered iPad 2!

[open pasture]

is iti

[rapid aurora]

deal

[viral cape]

guh

[digital kettle]

ipad os is bad tbh

[junior ridge]

is iti

[rapid aurora]

i find it smooth

[junior ridge]

me too

[rapid aurora]

tbh let's not lie to ourselves
apple knows how to make a stable os

[digital kettle]

well its a mobile os in a desktop cpu

it does not make sense

[digital kettle]

and a very closed os

[rapid aurora]

i still find it comfortable using ipad os

[open pasture]

hi brokie

[junior ridge]

bro doesnt even have the opal nitro badge and is calling me broke

🙄

[solid vigil]

i have to reset my phone every few months because the system will fill all of my free storage randomly and take over any storage i try to free up in moments

[rapid aurora]

wow! I didn't know the update would change you like that..

[junior ridge]

yep

[rapid aurora]

evil

[boreal torrent]

gift me a year of nitro guys /s

[grizzled jay]

bonk

[junior ridge]

im racist against broke ppl

[spring trellis]

yay! let’s add another avenue for account selling!

[rapid aurora]

:(

[junior ridge]

people already wanted mine anyway

[spring trellis]

i have like $90 am i broke

[junior ridge]

[spring trellis]

someone asked for my account because i had a one year boost badge 😭

[junior ridge]

thats crazy

[rapid aurora]

i hope you become SO BROKE that your only way to get money is by SELLING your ACCOUNT

[digital kettle]

how would i fix apple:

• make ios actually a open/free ecosystem
• release the source code for IOS
• actually innovation in new products (for example calling free movable icons innovation is stupid)
• make the prices more reasonable
• make actually good looking uis
• actually good cameras on a phone
• make the apple intelligence features actually useful and make them actually work

[junior ridge]

i was one of the first boosters too but i got banned from the server i was boosting 💔

[solid vigil]

remember kids it’s okay to bully people who have a diamond or higher tier nitro badge

[junior ridge]

no its not cause we have money you dont......

if anything its better the other wya around.........

[digital kettle]

and rename the company to samsung

[junior ridge]

samsung isnt even good at 90% of that lol

[manic crown]

hello

[solid vigil]

1. What the hell is your username
2. yeah and you’re WASTING IT…

[rapid aurora]

people who buy fumo once a month are the rich one

[junior ridge]

who said im wasting it

[digital kettle]

1. its peak
2. wha

[junior ridge]

maybe im ceo of discord

[solid vigil]

me i did

[junior ridge]

maybe im paying myself with nitro

[manic crown]

hello how are yall doing?

[rapid aurora]

HIIIIII FRIEND REMEMBER WHEN I WAS SO KIND TO YOU 🥺!!!

[junior ridge]

nop

[solid vigil]

youre jason citron…

[digital kettle]

@junior ridge

[hollow surge]

@digital kettle

[junior ridge]

[drifting carbon]

how i would fix apple

• make mov/hvec open source and make it work on all devices
• decrease prices
• make the apple account registration process better

[junior ridge]

how i would fix apple

• 

[grizzled jay]

how I would fix apple:

• get rid of apple

[solid vigil]

• fix iTunes Store on old iOS versions

[drifting carbon]

epik idea

[hollow surge]

how to fix apple

• explode every apple iphone

[fallow pawn]

nope

[drifting carbon]

how i would fix apple

• FUCKING EXPLODE

[hollow surge]

• automatically explode every apple operating system upon install

[solid vigil]

whjy would you do that… that’s so cruel…

[hollow surge]

hate apple

[grizzled jay]

samsung:

[digital kettle]

note 7

[viral cape]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samsung_Galaxy_Note_7

[hollow surge]

wasn't that liek 10 years ago

[solid vigil]

youre murdering people…

[grizzled jay]

eal

[hollow surge]

well yes

[junior ridge]

samsung already had a trial of this....

[spring trellis]

decreasing prices would ruin the luxury brand feeling

[grizzled jay]

same joke 3 times in a row is crazy

[solid vigil]

eel
seal

[grizzled jay]

it's a damn phone

[fallow pawn]

I love exploding devices

[digital kettle]

fun fact its worse in the private gc lmafo

[junior ridge]

i love making them

[paper gate]

can I explode your devices with my mind

[grizzled jay]

whar

[drifting carbon]

i mean just by a bit

[viral cape]

[hollow surge]

every phone should come with a bomb that explodes within a random day just for no reason at fucking all

[spring trellis]

apple is a luxury brand though lol

[junior ridge]

[digital kettle]

the samsung group chat

[paper gate]

yop

[fierce cobalt]

Didn’t Samsung kill someone in south korea or

[grizzled jay]

😭 insane

[digital kettle]

what

[solid vigil]

i dont know go ask Samsung

[spring trellis]

they try to be

[digital kettle]

hai

[grizzled jay]

and fail

[spring trellis]

i know someone who is like

[hollow surge]

and fail*

they kinda fail

[solid vigil]

wrong your name says smasnug

[hollow surge]

not always

[junior ridge]

i mean id consider apple to be more luxury than samsung

[spring trellis]

the biggest apple shill ever

[grizzled jay]

yes that is what I said
thank you 🙏

[junior ridge]

their products feel a million times better than most samsung products

[spring trellis]

he hates my thinkpad because it actually has ports

[hollow surge]

no like and fail asterisk because it's not fully fail

[junior ridge]

every samsung ive held always felt bleh

[grizzled jay]

breaks your kneecaps

[hollow surge]

how dare you say this i'm amputeated

no i'm not

[digital kettle]

not really samsungs are the same price

[hollow surge]

i'm just fucking lying

[grizzled jay]

yeah you are now
nerd

[spring trellis]

he loves the idea of dongles because it makes it ‘less ugly’

[grizzled jay]

https://youtu.be/3YikpM2Y8Is this song is fucking awesome

[paper gate]

I have no hands

[hollow surge]

dongles sounds like code word for penis sorry

what the fuck is a dongle

[solid vigil]

that makes it more ugly…

[grizzled jay]

true !

[hollow surge]

is it safe for me to google a dongle

[spring trellis]

yeah

[drifting carbon]

anyways ima go to bed

gn

[spring trellis]

night

[solid vigil]

no more internet
go
goodbye

[hollow surge]

lots of interneted

i am wiredede

to wifi

all the timeme

[paper gate]

my mind is an enigma

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1308649674764320850/1341236622179696732/IMG_5160.jpg?ex=67b73db1&is=67b5ec31&hm=46a1f951aec0bf7929c4a8361a94303fffc8e792b7e3931cda8ee2b9aebe4460& @spring trellis

my mac

[junior ridge]

cursed

what is that macropad

[digital kettle]

where is this

[hollow surge]

here

[solid vigil]

no image perms… this is somethingphobic

[fallow pawn]

the ugreen thing?

[river sapphire]

Where's leek?

[grizzled jay]

ate it

[junior ridge]

no the pink glowy keyboard looking thing

[fallow pawn]

oh

[hollow surge]

if you look closely you will see me in one of the windows

[fallow pawn]

it’s a sayo device

[jaunty trellis]

@paper gate @harsh minnow

[river sapphire]

oh. It's alr

[fallow pawn]

lc.i sayo device

[junior ridge]

let me guess its for osu

[night blaze]

Amazon.com: BTXETUEL SayoDevice OSU O3C Rapid Trigger Hall ...

Google Images • labsCore • Page 1/26

[junior ridge]

or something similar

YEP

[fallow pawn]

I use it for gd

[junior ridge]

HOWD I GUESS

[raw panther]

Travemünde, Germany

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @fallow pawn)

[digital kettle]

miku what

belugang

[hollow surge]

what is a belugang

[river sapphire]

That was my alter ego bro

[junior ridge]

someone needs to release a biochemical weapon in that server

[river sapphire]

I forgot to leave

[solid vigil]

fraudulent loan

[river sapphire]

Fr

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @junior ridge)

[hollow surge]

yes it's broken i hit it with a hammer

multiple times

[junior ridge]

people dont like read

[hollow surge]

like it's really broken

no fix

[digital kettle]

where is this

[hollow surge]

sorry you'll have to buy a new computer

[spring trellis]

i used to get so many everyone pings from silly mods

[hollow surge]

right here

[junior ridge]

my backyard

[solid vigil]

no i only like write operations

[keen kernel]

"Fr"
You did NOT forget to leave

[river sapphire]

Rome, Italy?

[river sapphire]

I leaved now

[hollow surge]

did you leaf

[keen kernel]

did you leek

[distant stag]

im boutta win

[hollow surge]

bebron bames

[digital kettle]

damn this wallpaper goes hard

[junior ridge]

LMAO my credit card app tweaked i just got a notification saying i owe 3.1415............ dollars

[river sapphire]

@grizzled jay ate my leek

[hollow surge]

yes you own me [pi] dollar

send me your credit card information so i can get hte money

[junior ridge]

i owe pi

[river sapphire]

Ostrich james

[hollow surge]

will be waiting thx

[distant stag]

LMAO my mailbox tweaked saying i was issued a lawsuit for 30000$

[grizzled jay]

artists who do limited releases are the worst people ever istfg

[paper gate]

eh the clock on the lock screen is kinda hard to read

[solid vigil]

my wallpaper is better…

[junior ridge]

[hollow surge]

LMAO my wife tweaked saying she wants a divorce

[junior ridge]

story of my life

[distant stag]

digi ro

exposed for being romanlisch

[grizzled jay]

like bro the artists in this album are obscure enough already why are you making it even harder to find their music by limiting it to FIFTY COPIES

[hollow surge]

this is me

[nocturne bough]

bros in samsung server 😭 😭

[hollow surge]

that is me zoot

why are you doxxing me

stop

[junior ridge]

you sound surprised

[fallow pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-wiggle-gif-2716858081664499356

[paper gate]

@fallow pawn make pancake with your cat on it

[digital kettle]

ONE OF MY GIRLFRIENDS IS FROM ROMANIA

[junior ridge]

catcake

[nocturne bough]

yes I am suprized

[hollow surge]

hawk tuahh @lapis lava

[paper gate]

finish the sentence

[nocturne bough]

normally people dont go and join android phone servers idk

[paper gate]

she ha on my wk til I tuahh

[distant stag]

one of your girlfriends

[nocturne bough]

especially a company that big

[distant stag]

LOL

[digital kettle]

yeah?

[hollow surge]

me joining the olympia monica typewriter discord server

[river sapphire]

@undone night hi bored thanks for sending me that emoji so I can join

[junior ridge]

girls got 7 and i got 0 thats crazy, she hogging all the women.......

[paper gate]

she manti on my ka til I fasi

[hollow surge]

(none of us own actual computers we just send eachother mail by pigeon)

[undone night]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-league-gif-23445636

[nocturne bough]

I would join nothing discord server

but not apple

[keen kernel]

https://id0t.x10.mx/fun/NO-U.html#HAWK TU

[river sapphire]

Sup btw

[hollow surge]

hi @undone night is your name a refernce to a laufey song

[spring trellis]

i was in apple for bit
everyone there hated me

[undone night]

No.

To a WHAT

[hollow surge]

BUT BABY IM BORED 😭 😭 💃 e

[undone night]

NAW

[river sapphire]

Lmao 😭

[hollow surge]

WHY DONT WE

PAM PAM PAM

CALL IT FOR WHAT IT ISSSSS

[red wyvern]

But baby it's bored outside

[solid vigil]

new release 3 copies that can only be obtained by flying to New Zealand and finding a guy in a trench coat who will hand you a flash drive with a password protected zip file on it and to find the password you must fly to Italy, Sweden, and Cuba and find four pages in each that contain a character of the password then you must guess the correct order and once you do you will get coordinates to some guy in China who will give you a CD

[spring trellis]

except for the mod who randomly joined my server

[river sapphire]

I think I fucked up

[digital kettle]

does anyone know whos the uncredited feature in this song their vocals seem nice

[fierce cobalt]

Who is this old individual

[hollow surge]

it was me

[river sapphire]

Big mac

[undone night]

WHY DID YOU EVEN PING ME HERE

[grizzled jay]

REAL 😭

[river sapphire]

Idk just trolling ig

[undone night]

NOW RANDOM STRANGERS THINK IM PART OF A LYRICS

[hollow surge]

@undone night @undone night @undone night

[river sapphire]

Sorry

[hollow surge]

OOOHHHHH DID YOU KNOW

DID YOU KNOW

II WEPT IN MY ROOM LAST NIGHT

[grizzled jay]

sure it was an incentive to go to an event or whatever
but mf at least put the song in another album later down the line

[hollow surge]

💃💃💃💃

[rapid aurora]

wth is this chat

[junior ridge]

me

[fierce cobalt]

Well can I say I’m NOT lovin’ it

[fierce cobalt]

Human taste disgusting

[hollow surge]

that is a lie

humans taste like pork

[distant stag]

what part

[fierce cobalt]

?

Pork is also ass

[junior ridge]

this my type of rizz

[hollow surge]

okay int hat case you're right

[spring trellis]

fr

except bacon

[solid vigil]

nothing… like the car seat headrest song “nothing” from the album little pieces of paper with “no” written on them

[fierce cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[grizzled jay]

why is it gren

[digital kettle]

my messages with my gf

[grizzled jay]

real

[hollow surge]

https://tenor.com/view/pregnant-man-react-dont-dm-me-were-done-discord-react-dont-pregnant-man-react-me-gif-15172637796834483807

[fierce cobalt]

Alright now I’m putting y’all on my ig story

[solemn plank]

hi

[distant stag]

cheetah

[fierce cobalt]

Hi

[spring trellis]

my messages with someone who wants to be my bf

[spring trellis]

he’ll tell me to shut up then 5 minutes later he starts flirting

[spring trellis]

“can we take grape flavoured meds then die together”

[distant stag]

vengulf

[keen kernel]

Gulf of Vencord

[grizzled jay]

LMAO HUH

[hollow surge]

overthinker final boss

[hollow surge]

if you call that flirting i wonder what insulting is

[grizzled jay]

https://youtu.be/sFI6c4Km_-8 long ass track but its so good,,,,,

[red wyvern]

It's romantic to die together, like Roberto and Julia

*Romeo and Juliet, I'm not fixing that autocorrect because it's funny

[spring trellis]

oh sometimes he’d be serious but i probably shouldn’t show that here

[nova meteor]

Hurricane Generator Bowl

[woven lotus]

11/10 flirting

[boreal torrent]

I call my gf the F word, and then I start flirting 🔥

[red wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-but-heres-the-twist-but-heres-cat-twist-cat-spin-gif-27574281

[spring trellis]

he called me a “f queer” when i said no to vc

(because i was at school)

[boreal torrent]

im at school rn

school so boring

[spring trellis]

i’m meant to be there in 13 minutes

[red wyvern]

Why wasn't he at school?

[boreal torrent]

school wouldn't be boring if it was hard istfg

[spring trellis]

sadly we live on opposite ends of the world

we both know that’s the one reason we aren’t dating

[solemn plank]

watering down my milk to reduce the acidity

wish i didnt have to do this

[boreal torrent]

my gfs are 10 thousand kilometers away from me 💔

distance is homophobic

[spring trellis]

long distance doesn’t work for me

[boreal torrent]

yeah, that's valid

[spring trellis]

like i’ve tried it and it worked well for a while but it’s so fragile

[red wyvern]

But milk is a base...

[spring trellis]

well, it wasn’t officially dating but we were extremely affectionate towards each other

this is with the same guy btw

we’re just close friends now

[tender kayak]

man do i love

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[red wyvern]

What

[tender kayak]

failed when i tranlated something, the plugin is old rn so i have to wait

[solemn plank]

mime isnr

the milk i bougjt is acidic

[boreal torrent]

WHY HUSK @fallow drum

[solemn plank]

put some Ph paper strip in it and it dissolved

[boreal torrent]

i don't know pretty autistic women in the hood

i know them online though

[red wyvern]

It's always that way

[spring trellis]

someone at my school came out to me as trans then over the new few months relentlessly flirted with me before moving schools

[boreal torrent]

ain't no fuckers flirting with me irl, I'm way too autistic for them

some men do

[spring trellis]

not even in like the cute way

it was very sexually charged

[boreal torrent]

but i dont fw men 😔

[red wyvern]

Same, I usually don't realize I'm even being flirted with

[open pasture]

Just stare them down

[boreal torrent]

idk how i became such a nerdass

my father is an actual gang member

[open pasture]

intimidate them. make them beg for forgiveness

[boreal torrent]

he wasn't ready for a F worded autistic daughter ig

[spring trellis]

i am too observant not to notice

oh she only did it on discord too

[boreal torrent]

WHY HUSK

IT IS TRUE

[mighty vigil]

You

[boreal torrent]

he was a member of the biggest gang of my state, even

[red wyvern]

Always pick a winner

[hushed lodge]

hi chat

[boreal torrent]

Haha the is so sus

[hushed lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/yoyo-white-cat-tiktok-silly-cat-car-gif-5886769307141897158

😭

[open pasture]

embed fail

[spring trellis]

i could not think of a worse time for someone with your nick to come in

lmao

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-live-reaction-reaction-emote-live-fish-reaction-gif-14675309167101341747

[hushed lodge]

im sobbing

[red wyvern]

Yeah I was like

[open pasture]

good

[hushed lodge]

WHY IS ITS NECK LIKE THAT HELPKF 😭

[dusk lance]

sadmario

[open pasture]

that is how cats are

[hushed lodge]

im never using a gif again i fear the wrath of vencord

[dusk lance]

vit urself

[distant stag]

I'm wiping windows and installing arch cuz I'm bored

[spring trellis]

look at my dog

[open pasture]

good dog vro

[distant stag]

Where'd his eyes

[spring trellis]

not void 👎

[dusk lance]

Vit yourself NO!

[distant stag]

Nvk

[dusk lance]

uh

[hushed lodge]

its so dog

[distant stag]

I'm scared

[spring trellis]

the after result
he looks like the trump mugshot

[dusk lance]

did anyone even notice this

[open pasture]

void isnt that insane

[hushed lodge]

wipe windows and install linux muehehe

[spring trellis]

void is so fkn good

[dusk lance]

I guess that's a no

[spring trellis]

tho it did take them 2 weeks to merge my update PR

[spring trellis]

i did

[spring trellis]

my newpkg PRs have been sitting for a month

they are very wary of new packages

[jaunty trellis]

void would be so much more peak if the maintainers didn't have their heads up their own asses

[spring trellis]

i know it’s literally a perfect distro apart from that

[spring trellis]

they didn’t even bother to approve the workflow for my friend’s 2 line package update PR

[jaunty trellis]

I wouldn't call it perfect but sure

[spring trellis]

yeah nothings perfect

but still

pretty damn good distro imo

[paper gate]

creature @jaunty trellis

[jaunty trellis]

is that your other cat

[spring trellis]

maybe i should make a void repo that is managed democratically

[jaunty trellis]

yop

void user repository

[open pasture]

dictatorship

[grizzled jay]

boy do I LOVE when all of my friends ignore me

[hushed lodge]

wait guys how do i donate to le vencord 😿

[jaunty trellis]

settings > vencord > banner right at the top

[ivory harness]

This server is oo ee oo approved

[jaunty trellis]

yop

[open pasture]

@jaunty trellis

[hushed lodge]

gracis 🙏

[earnest shore]

Hello, I created a little script for update the customs builds vesktop, I can publish it where?

[spring trellis]

send it to me and i might forward it to vencord

[hushed lodge]

YOU ARE A SCAMMA !!!!!1!

smh my head

[spring trellis]

sorry bro

cost of living nowadays

gotta do what u gotta do to put food on the table

[hushed lodge]

tomato-throwing.gif

[jaunty trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/yap-yapper-yapping-what-huh-gif-17267607410251793922

[earnest shore]

Update* The translator works badly

[hushed lodge]

wait how does the omnipotent server verify i donated

do i dm my credit card information

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[hushed lodge]

[jaunty trellis]

you show the receipt

[hushed lodge]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

genius

[tribal flume]

guys my decor is buggedf

[keen junco]

@paper gate

[open pasture]

that sucks

[paper gate]

nop

[keen junco]

Cry about it

[tribal flume]

suck it loser 🔥

[open pasture]

how is marvin a loser

[keen junco]

I'll pass

[open pasture]

they did not lose anything there

if anything you did

[keen junco]

True

[jaunty trellis]

where is your other cat

[tribal flume]

why are we 24 on discord 💔

[paper gate]

sold for minky food

[open pasture]

why not

[jaunty trellis]

😭

[paper gate]

@open pasture hii

Unhusk.

[keen junco]

Because that's how I talk to my clients, but that's honestly none of your business

[spring trellis]

@junior ridge thought you might like this

[spring trellis]

i know someone who is over 60 on discord

[hushed lodge]

#freethatcar

im 78 yrs old actually dont judge guys

[spring trellis]

i’m between 13-100

[uneven ruin]

for some reason

[open pasture]

@paper gate give me a list of video filetypes

[junior ridge]

I’m willing to bet the fans would have spun up without even removing the other one

[paper gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056566487327977525/1341886461083127948/RDT_20250219_072627123343255892716925.jpg?ex=67b7a0a7&is=67b64f27&hm=dfd5271db5ecb514c38712d9803eefac6b263b5bd82150c2b46925a79135d5f1&

[hushed lodge]

50teen

[uneven ruin]

Vesktop portable is installing stable version on my computer without my permission

[junior ridge]

my bad

[fierce cobalt]

Kanye new tweet

https://files.catbox.moe/ujzall.jpeg

[uneven ruin]

my father caught wind of this

[grizzled jay]

it was because of fucking Adam sandler too

[oak rune]

why is vesktop running on xwayland

[uneven ruin]

did nothing, just today told me "what are you doing on Discord" (I was banned from using it)

[spring trellis]

i used to remotely turn it on when someone walked into my room because the fans suddenly going up to max would scare the fuck out of people

[open pasture]

why is @oak rune running in #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only instead of #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[junior ridge]

I did that too it made my parents think it was gonna explode one day

[spring trellis]

my mother sent me a video concerned because it was 30c in my room

which made the fans go up

“Is this normal??”

[junior ridge]

this is why I open a window sometimes in my office despite it being like single digits

[open pasture]

it was angry

[spring trellis]

it was so unbearable to run during summer

[junior ridge]

yeah mines going to be terrible this summer

[spring trellis]

well it wasn’t that bad at the old place because i had a big room

but in this apartment

bro

[junior ridge]

Okay now imagine having 8

[spring trellis]

it was pumping out more heat than the aircon was able to handle

[spring trellis]

i’m good

[spring trellis]

i can’t sleep with it on either as it’s now a lot closer to me

[junior ridge]

small bit of server

wow that image came out terribly

[spring trellis]

the new server

[fallow drum]

this yours?

how much did it cost

[junior ridge]

yop

[junior ridge]

too much

prob somewhere between 1-2k

[fallow drum]

not too bad

[spring trellis]

my crocs are currently resting on the old server

[fallow drum]

what all is there

[spring trellis]

oh they’re not the crocs

fuck

whatever

[open pasture]

ill steal them

[fallow drum]

i just bought a NAS but no server yet lol

[spring trellis]

i was gonna say go ahead because i thought you meant the server

[junior ridge]

5 (technically 8 since the bottom one is a 4 blade) servers, 2 switches albeit one not in use since it’s only Fast Ethernet, monitor for quick viewing shit, and ups ofc

[spring trellis]

i want it gone but i’d feel bad

[junior ridge]

The top one is my nas

[spring trellis]

it’s a nice decoration

[junior ridge]

the one with a dead drive

[fallow drum]

i bought a basic synology nas with an intel chip

[junior ridge]

horror

[fallow drum]

someday i will get server rack

[junior ridge]

i don’t like those a lot

[spring trellis]

if a drive dies in this server i’m fucked

[junior ridge]

this was also $80

[fallow drum]

it’s very performant and has 18gb RAM

so not too bad for what i need with it

[junior ridge]

this has 128

[spring trellis]

ebay drives are the only option because ultra320

[fallow drum]

would never need a NAS to do anything other than NAS stuff

other stuff i will use server for when i get one

[junior ridge]

that only does nas stuff, EXCEPT for a single idrac container because my r610 has issues normally with kvm

[mystic salmon]

I was in the bathroom and I heard a loud bang and the power went out, fun

[fallow drum]

but i would just get one very good server rather than multiple and perhaps something for a router as well

[mystic salmon]

I think there's an electrical fault somewhere in the bathroom wiring

[fallow drum]

when i have the money and can build one that is

i feel like it would be super useless anytime soon though

so my next “server” will just be a mini PC i build or buy sometime

[junior ridge]

a router is easy to do, im sure you can even get an android phone to do it so thats easy

[fallow drum]

running proxmox

[open pasture]

sorry

[spring trellis]

i had the best setup

technicolor router hacked to have ssh active

[junior ridge]

dual epyc server my beloved

[mystic salmon]

Last time it only tripped the upstairs lighting circuit but this time it tripped the entire house

[open pasture]

sorry

[proven nacelle]

90k soon

[grizzled jay]

imagine LYING

[fallow drum]

a router and switch would also be quite useless considering that my house is not wired for ethernet anyways so there is only one single thing that is hardwired and the rest is wireless

[open pasture]

i left

[grizzled jay]

shigy

[fallow drum]

when i move hopefully i go somewhere wired for ethernet lol

[proven nacelle]

oh thats why

[hushed lodge]

im gonna tell my 4 cats to join

[proven nacelle]

[fallow drum]

such an old house it’s not even possible to wire for ethernet unless spending like $15,000 just because of how the house is currently wired and all

[hushed lodge]

a stroke of genius ik

[open pasture]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/no-one-cares/1730261287?i=1730261290

[spring trellis]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DGQWaZdzjnR

[fallow drum]

it sucks honestly but it is what it is

[paper gate]

Rosie lives in a mansion

[proven nacelle]

does cats know how to install vencord ?

[grizzled jay]

theyd fit in just right with the rest of the server

[fallow drum]

my power outlets are only two prong do you love @paper gate

[proven nacelle]

thanks you for this new endpoint

[fallow drum]

the standard in like 1950

[paper gate]

nop

[grizzled jay]

well duh ofc i know how to install vencord

[paper gate]

Rosie will start a fire

[open pasture]

zoot has like 30 prongs

[fallow drum]

upgrading that would cost like $20,000

[proven nacelle]

i used to use ddinstagram

[hushed lodge]

they watched the youtube tutorials with me

[spring trellis]

np

[paper gate]

you have

[spring trellis]

is it still dead

[paper gate]

nop

[fallow drum]

yes

[proven nacelle]

yeah

[spring trellis]

sad

[open pasture]

huh

[paper gate]

Rosie is millionaire

[open pasture]

is that because of wiring

[fallow drum]

yes

[open pasture]

oh guh

[fallow drum]

it would require an entire wiring rework

[open pasture]

fix

[paper gate]

@fallow drum won't spare a single dime for us @open pasture

[fallow drum]

i just use my ISP router because there is no point in even upgrading even though it really does suck

i hate all in one routers so bad

[wraith osprey]

north american power plugs are so unimaginably dangerous its not funny

[junior ridge]

I use mine but I don’t at the same time

[fallow drum]

i can’t wait to get a new place that hopefully has wiring for ethernet all around the house

[paper gate]

@fallow drum you love forced att all in one

the fiber cable has to go to it

[proven nacelle]

how much vencord devs in here ?

[open pasture]

0

[wraith osprey]

fully live exposed prongs for your zapping pleasure

[spring trellis]

i enabled ssh on mine and installed a new webui

[fallow drum]

yeah but it could go to any router

[junior ridge]

My isp router is like the actual gateway but otherwise that’s all it’s used for by me

Not necessarily

[fallow drum]

there’s no ISP specific fiber wiring

[hushed lodge]

i used to plug those giant extension chords together as a kid and one of them caught fire before lmao

[spring trellis]

who wanna try the NG GATEWAY SIGNATURE DRINK with me

[junior ridge]

yeah but they can encrypt it cant they?

[boreal torrent]

usa o #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[hushed lodge]

does it taste like baja blast

[spring trellis]

(once i can legally drink in one year)

[proven nacelle]

not me ngl

[fallow drum]

idk i’ve never heard of that sort of thing

[junior ridge]

my old isp did it

but that was copper cabling

[boreal torrent]

peak nickname @spring trellis

[proven nacelle]

you're not adult ?

[spring trellis]

i found a shell script in it that runs on christmas and it just makes all of the lights flicker in different colours

[spring trellis]

correct

[boreal torrent]

i can legally drink in

a few months

September 1st

[junior ridge]

i can legally drink in 1 year and 11 days

but thats just because america sucks

[proven nacelle]

i can legally drink lol

[spring trellis]

cool idea but it made me worried that something was faulty and i reset the router to factory defaults like twice

[junior ridge]

if i went to almost any other country i would have been able to drink for almost 2 years

[proven nacelle]

since 2 years minus 5 days

[boreal torrent]

i wont drink once i turn 18

[open pasture]

i wanna do custom router instead of isp provided but im not sure how it would work because one time I reset our router because i wanted to port forward but internet did not work after doing so and isp had to come and configure it correctly again so i dont know how i would get a custom router working

[boreal torrent]

i will reserve that moment fof when i meet my gf

[junior ridge]

ive already drank for years so the thought of getting drunk on my 21st is kinda boring

[proven nacelle]

oh hi marvin

[spring trellis]

my dad says he’ll buy me alcohol if i want it

[keen junco]

In Germany you can drink beer starting from 16

[junior ridge]

yeah but beer sucks lol

[boreal torrent]

does alcohol taste good

[spring trellis]

and tells me that if i wanted to smoke i can do it in the backyard as long as he doesn’t know about it

[junior ridge]

esp beer around here

[proven nacelle]

hi

[junior ridge]

i smoke in the house because yummy

[fallow drum]

tbf there’s not too much of a point. ISP routers suck and they don’t bring out the best of the speeds but at the same time it doesn’t matter much unless you have a ton of devices and do a ton of things and then at that point, the router could easily become congested and need a restart more often

[spring trellis]

my old boss smoked in the office

[keen junco]

Hello

[spring trellis]

bro she was hilarious

[hushed lodge]

smoking inside turns ur furniture yellow i dont reccomend

[spring trellis]

the office was such a mess of wires and old monitors showing CCTV footage

[junior ridge]

not cigarettes though those make me sick

[boreal torrent]

😭 https://x.com/boygrrI/status/1892322973844906166

mia (@boygrrI) on X

hold on. did adam sandler just convince him not to be a nazi

X · Feb 19, 2025, 9:18 PM

[proven nacelle]

how are you marvin ?

[spring trellis]

IS HE BACK

[fallow drum]

fiber is intended to be one huge standard so idk it sounds unlikely to me. more than likely, zt could switch out the router but perhaps it is in the contract to not do that without permission, but that would be very strange as well

[boreal torrent]

wait

[hushed lodge]

IS THIS RECENT I THOUGHT HIS ACCOUNT WAS SUSPENDED?????

[wraith osprey]

thats just you using a power cord with the wrong amperage rating for the circuit it was on. EU power cords actually have fuses inside of them so that can't happen there 😀

[boreal torrent]

ISPs can prohibit you from using different routers in America???

[fallow drum]

but like i said there’s really just not much point in switching out ISP router for the most part although it will improve speeds by a bit

[uneven ruin]

ah valeu

[fallow drum]

i don’t think so but idk lol

[boreal torrent]

Yes and yes

[open pasture]

honestly my main gripe is our router takes like 10 minutes to turn on for some reason and it's really fucking annoying

[boreal torrent]

he got unbanned lol

[fallow drum]

i’m not a law kinda person but could be in a contract idk

[open pasture]

the speeds are what we are told we will get though so im fine with them

[spring trellis]

oh his account was purged

[hushed lodge]

eu being superior in saftey once again smh

[spring trellis]

lol you gotta pay to get an iso router here

isp

[keen junco]

Good

[fallow drum]

same. i actually get 1gbps up and down paying for 1gbps. but it does get really congested 😭

[junior ridge]

im sure its different in other countries but here isps love to encrypt shit so you have to use what they give you

[fallow drum]

if you’re in the US just ask for another router or something to fix and they will send idk if ISPs outside of US do that stuff for free? but that’s what you’re paying for as well

[proven nacelle]

great

[wraith osprey]

ISPs need a router that is compatible with their network, you can put whatever switches or whatever after it

[hushed lodge]

my router blew up a month ago so now i just use good vibes and energy from my microwave

[open pasture]

also I want more ethernet ports

[boreal torrent]

again??

[fallow drum]

just get a $15 managed switch

[open pasture]

I only have 5, there is 4 PCs constantly connected

[spring trellis]

yea all of his old posts are gone

[lapis lava]

in canada they do

[spring trellis]

or it’s not loading for me

[junior ridge]

unmanaged*

managed switches always tend to be a lot more

[fallow drum]

oh yeah mb

yeah

😭

[junior ridge]

id know because i have one

things ancient and was still worth like $50

granted its a 48 port

[open pasture]

how do switches even work

[junior ridge]

gigabit tho :c

[open pasture]

is it just 1 ethernet to 5 or whatever you want

[junior ridge]

so. it takes the in and switches it to a bunch of outs

[hushed lodge]

does anyone in the u.s use spectrum wifi bc i know im not crazy this internet keeps turning off and on

[junior ridge]

easy

[fallow drum]

it’s kinda what you’re paying the ISP for anyways so i figure most places in the world do this. if the service isn’t adequate then they’re pretty much obligated to ensure that you have equipment to suit your needs

[open pasture]

h

[lapis lava]

yop

[hushed lodge]

how am i supposed to play roblox in these conditions

[lapis lava]

helps since the isp routers are awful

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava become Canada ISP CEO and shatter the company to cure the triopoly

[junior ridge]

luckily my isp is great

[lapis lava]

nin0net

[wraith osprey]

REAL

[main wyvern]

don't

[lapis lava]

our ISP DNS has example.com blocked

[open pasture]

my router seems fine and I can access admin panel and port forward and such so dont see a problem with it

[lapis lava]

i only truly saw it when i set adguard home to 1.1.1.1

[junior ridge]

LOL

[fallow drum]

i can’t port forward

[junior ridge]

no example.com for you

[open pasture]

I can also set default dns

[junior ridge]

i couldnt do this with my old isp either

THEY HAD AN OPTION

[fallow drum]

i gottta pay $5 extra anime for port forwarding sadly

[junior ridge]

it just did NOT work

[fallow drum]

extra anime

😭

[oak rune]

wow i have always been able to port forward

[fallow drum]

extra a month*

[lapis lava]

i can port forward

i only forward port 22

[junior ridge]

i can now too

its so nice...

[oak rune]

i never port forward

[fallow drum]

i really like my ISP as well

[boreal torrent]

zt's nightmare

[oak rune]

i only use cloudflare tunnel

[boreal torrent]

built-in anime on his router

[lapis lava]

my other services are through cloudflare tunnels yeah

[open pasture]

the only thing they dont like is torrenting obviously but my isp seems rather lenient for being a megacorp and the only option in the majority of my state

[oak rune]

my isp is good they dont block any websites which is required by law in my country

[wraith osprey]

nino forward a vulnerable nginx instance to the open internet pleassseee

[junior ridge]

i expose my shit all thru port 443 and have it all bounced around with a load balancer thing

[spring trellis]

i have a tarpit on port 22

[boreal torrent]

i hate my isp but it's pretty much the only thing we got in the hood 💔

[oak rune]

my isp is amazing

[lapis lava]

yeah same

i have endlessh

[oak rune]

for some reason i have 1ms less ping to everything now

[spring trellis]

yep

[oak rune]

so i get 1ms to google and cloudflare instead of 2ms

[fallow drum]

kinda put simply it’s what the ports on the back of your router do. typically a setup you’d want is router > switch > wireless access points. an ISP router is all three of these and therefore does each job poorly

[spring trellis]

i usually have like 6 clients trapped at any one time

[paper gate]

nop

[spark crescent]

what did they do

[paper gate]

the line in has to go to the att gateway

it will not work without bypass methods

[wraith osprey]

me using an old router as a switch:

[boreal torrent]

i gotta keep the french grind

[fallow drum]

yeah you can do that lol

[paper gate]

@wraith osprey

[fallow drum]

would do basically the same thing

[boreal torrent]

i can't study french whilst i am in school tho

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hiii

[boreal torrent]

boring as hell

[wraith osprey]

move to quebec

[fallow drum]

switches are a huge rabbit hole to go down whereas routers are kinda one and done as long as you don’t get an outdated one

[open pasture]

I have a ton of switches scattered around my house (I did not realize they were switches until just googling them now)

[junior ridge]

yeah

[junior ridge]

there will always be a better switch

[boreal torrent]

nah i wanna move to france

[fallow drum]

you could spend thousands of dollars on a switch lol

[open pasture]

I wonder if they are ancient

[fallow drum]

[open pasture]

why

[boreal torrent]

I'm moving to São Paulo in 2026 I think

[fallow drum]

a large business would

[junior ridge]

hundreds of thousands even

[boreal torrent]

I hope everything goes alrightt

wish me good luck gang

[junior ridge]

have you SEEN how much an 800 gigabit 64 port switch costs

[open pasture]

why would you need that

guhh

[junior ridge]

datacenter

[open pasture]

o

[junior ridge]

particularly AI datacenter

[stark herald]

we Learnt abt VLAN today in class

[open pasture]

waste of money

[junior ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqx3C3Vn4_g

[boreal torrent]

How peak would be it if I got into the best university in my country

[junior ridge]

sth my beloved <3

[open pasture]

is that a cpu

[junior ridge]

its a switch chip.

[keen junco]

I don't think even the Switch 2 gonna be that expensive

[open pasture]

nintendo switch

[boreal torrent]

how

$60 games

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[boreal torrent]

no localized pricing

[spring trellis]

my brother was mad because he isn’t getting a nintendo switch for his 7th birthday

[boreal torrent]

shits awful

[junior ridge]

64 800gb ports or 512 100gb ports

[keen junco]

They gonna sell it for $400 or $500 max

[spring trellis]

my stepmum was asking him how he knows about them

oh i don’t know, maybe the ipad you let him have unsupervised time on all day?

[junior ridge]

wait

[open pasture]

yea the most im getting is 50mbps

[junior ridge]

when does the switch 2 come out

[fallow drum]

leaks suggest $400 and they have been spot on so far so….

great deal for how much power it’s gonna have tbh

[junior ridge]

damn its gonna be a bit

i was gonna see if i could get the switch 2 for my birthday on release like i got the original switch on my birthday for release

[keen junco]

No idea but they're revealing it in April and supposedly it's gonna be released in May or June

[junior ridge]

i managed to get the switch a day before it released in the states

im just that cool

[keen kernel]

this channel has been set up to automatically receive discord system updates

[boreal torrent]

the games r gonna be expensive tho

[wraith osprey]

I'm reporting you to Nintendo

[junior ridge]

NOOOO

my day -1 switch is gonna get nuked 💔

[hushed lodge]

nintendo lawsuit incoming

[paper gate]

what is that

[junior ridge]

if they're gonna sue anyone they should sue the target employee that let me buy it a day early

[hushed lodge]

LUCKYYY

[open pasture]

Rosie Rich

[hushed lodge]

the most a target employee has ever given me is a side eye at a self checkout for leaving my groceries at checkout by mistake

[hushed lodge]

THESE COMICS ARE SO GOOFY BRUH

[fallow drum]

ehh… their games are priced average and then typically brought down a significant amount at retail stores here in the US at least

[keen kernel]

Wait there's more?

[junior ridge]

i gave myself an ipad

[fallow drum]

you can buy most nintendo games for $30-$40 at most retail stores here in the US although they’re all like $60 on the nintendo store

[hushed lodge]

YES DUDE

[junior ridge]

so many more

[hushed lodge]

there's a very interesting thread of them on twitter like the comic creator is every type of phobic somehow

[junior ridge]

the dude is mentally insane

like /srs

[keen kernel]

Send unless you can't then dm

[junior ridge]

he thinks LGBTQ is a government agenda

[hushed lodge]

HELPFM

[red wyvern]

AKA, the Griddler

[hushed lodge]

im gonna find a tame one wait

[fallow drum]

is anyone gonna tell them that comic makes absolutely zero sense at all

[open pasture]

rosie makes absolutely zero sense at all

[keen kernel]

Gender me this

[red wyvern]

It's gas from eating Wendy's chili

[keen kernel]

Amazing

[open pasture]

hurry up and delete @paper gate's files

[junior ridge]

they're so terrible but so funny at the same time

[hushed lodge]

the most amazing comic thread in the universe btw https://x.com/alienpurin/status/1891796697354821711

[junior ridge]

they're funny because they're terrible

[open pasture]

Delete it delete it it's sucking in the window and all my apps and my wallpaper inside of it and it's delete it

[junior ridge]

this is exactly where im getting them from 😭

[open pasture]

It's damaging my computer everything's being sucked in

[hushed lodge]

DUDE LIKE THEYRE SO ABSURD THAT THEYRE FUNNY

[red wyvern]

Your computer getting the s u c c

[spring trellis]

@fallow pawn found that one time sylvia jumped up onto the roof and walked off

[hushed lodge]

ive been unironically quoting bongerrr bongerrrrr all week bc of them

[junior ridge]

😭

[hushed lodge]

in our grand year of 2025

[junior ridge]

"I'M BEING GENOCIDED!"

[hushed lodge]

the women only space one makes me shed a tear

[junior ridge]

LMFAO

[open pasture]

@jaunty trellis

[open pasture]

love

[fallow drum]

what does this even mean

[junior ridge]

why is this so funny

[hushed lodge]

im literally shaking is this real 💔

[fallow drum]

is this jsut an edit of an already existing cartoon

[junior ridge]

all in all, just another brick in the wall....

[junior ridge]

(yes)

[boreal torrent]

R$ 300 and up is def not average here

[fallow drum]

idgi

[open pasture]

song

[boreal torrent]

unless ur using playstation ofc

[open pasture]

rosie is so smart

[junior ridge]

song by pink floyd

[hushed lodge]

fumo is love fumo is life

[fallow drum]

oh okay

[reef parrot]

are yall using discord without vencord for now or

[junior ridge]

another brick in the wall pt2

[junior ridge]

im using betterdiscord bro...

[reef parrot]

...

[hushed lodge]

im using cordisc actually

[reef parrot]

why was i husk reacted 5 times

[proven nacelle]

lets gooooo

[fallow drum]

i am using cumcord

[red wyvern]

Only because I'm currently on mobile. My PC discord is using vencord with no issues.

[main wyvern]

i'm using bettervencored

[winter girder]

@fallow drum do you like chocolate

[hushed lodge]

davinkycord

[reef parrot]

wtf

[red wyvern]

Skill issue, I guess.

[fallow drum]

i use vencord without issues but i have never ever used it with plugins lol

[reef parrot]

did you reinstall it or something

[fallow drum]

i only use it for themes

and for vesktop

because vesktop so good

[red wyvern]

Nope!

[open pasture]

https://music.apple.com/us/album/no-one-cares/1730261287?i=1730261290

[reef parrot]

chrome extension hasn't been working and desktop either

[reef parrot]

....that is

extremely weird

[hushed lodge]

i turned on every single vencord plugin at once and my laptop sounds like a ps4 now

[open pasture]

@paper gate

[winter girder]

@open pasture can I invert your spine

Im going to do it anyways

[reef parrot]

okay i guess i'll wait for the google extension to update then if there's no solution for it not working on desktop then

[hushed lodge]

you should use microsoft edge 💜

[winter girder]

@open pasture don't go to sleep tonight