🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[junior ridge]

that is what im referring to

[lapis lava]

vp notrack

[neon ferry]

NoTrack

Disable Discord's tracking (analytics/'science'), metrics and Sentry crash reporting

Authors

Cynosphere, Vee, Nuckyz, arrow

Traits

required

[cosmic otter]

people use that plugin to get around the more unnecessary blocks

[lapis lava]

notice "required"

[wanton heart]

oh okay, sick.

[uneven meadow]

vencord being broken means i am gonna crash out

[cosmic otter]

but yes if you're a minor using it to access explicit content then you are putting yourself at risk

[primal dove]

chat my discord wont render anything when im running vencord.

does anyone know what plugin might be causing that

[lapis lava]

your reading abilities are also not rendering. #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[wanton heart]

Sorry, I just wasn't fully aware of that. Sorry if that was a dumb question. Was just curious.

Thanks for the info though

[lapis lava]

see my last message

[uneven meadow]

i assume it's cuz i use the chrome extension and the update isn't on the webstore yet

[primal dove]

oops.

[lapis lava]

and lets say the has_client_mods field does get sent, it would be to disable error reporting

discord isn't banning for client mods anytime soon

[urban elk]

uhhhh

okay so
when you have a laptop with modern standby
windows won't let you use any power plans right?

wellll WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

how
why
and what the fuck?

[sudden sun]

gm

[urban elk]

hai llsc

[sudden sun]

hii

[sharp dawn]

vp nsfwgate

[neon ferry]

NSFWGateBypass

Allows you to access NSFW channels without setting/verifying your age

Authors

Commandtechno

[wanton heart]

fair enough, just wanted to get some input from people who knew what was going on.

[sharp dawn]

…
And breaking TOS other than client mods
…
And risking an immediate account disablement
…
And it’s just morally wrong
…

[lapis lava]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2P0yqAwWfyaZjkcqVxEqAs

[sharp dawn]

uh to the staff monitoring chat do you want me to stop ranting?

[open pasture]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2P0yqAwWfyaZjkcqVxEqAs

[harsh crest]

"quit yapping"

[sharp dawn]

was asking Gulf of R but ok

[sudden sun]

@open pasture 🥺

[junior ridge]

awawawa

[sudden sun]

let setMarqueeEnabledSelector = NSSelectorFromString(
    "c2V0TWFycXVlZUVuYWJsZWQ6".base64Decoded())  // "setMarqueeEnabled:"
let setMarqueeRunningSelector = NSSelectorFromString(
    "c2V0TWFycXVlZVJ1bm5pbmc6".base64Decoded())  // "setMarqueeRunning:"

if label.responds(to: setMarqueeEnabledSelector) {
    label.perform(setMarqueeEnabledSelector, with: true as NSNumber)
}

if label.responds(to: setMarqueeRunningSelector) {
    label.perform(setMarqueeRunningSelector, with: true as NSNumber)
}```
 @open pasture

will i be shot

[junior ridge]

shot dead

[latent quiver]

I love when vencord does not let me change my activity settings

[open pasture]

@sudden sun

@sudden sun @sudden sun @sudden sun @sudden sun

@sudden sun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/805978396974514209/1330247828793983049/atlanta_gg_car.gif

[sudden sun]

true

[latent quiver]

aaand support locked too! amazing

[sudden sun]

lol

[rare trout]

just dont use it

[rare trout]

i paid eternal years ago to make this for replugged

before i was 18

or was it kernel

[junior ridge]

horror

[rare trout]

@cosmic otter make post-mortem channel

[junior ridge]

leah channel wen

[signal rose]

I've spent $450+ on discord

[junior ridge]

thats nothing

[signal rose]

*so far

[junior ridge]

ive spent more on nitro alone

[signal rose]

well yeah like 7 years

[spring trellis]

i had turkish nitro for like a year and a half

and normal for a year

[rare trout]

iirc im in the 700s

last time i checked was like a year ago tho

[spring trellis]

if i had a regular source of income i'd still have it

probably just basic though because i only care about emotes

[woven lotus]

I still need my themes bro

[rare trout]

ive had nitro for 5 years

[junior ridge]

ive had it for almost 7

[rare trout]

i joined 7 ago

[spring trellis]

i joined 9 ago because i wanted to know what the discord link in a minecraft server meant

[signal rose]

I joined 6 years ago

[junior ridge]

ive had nitro since 2 days after i made my account

[signal rose]

wow

I think I only got nitro once I got a job or smth

[junior ridge]

made account sep 8, bought nitro sep 10

had it ever since

[spring trellis]

i first got gifted nitro when i started to actually make friends in 2021

[open pasture]

ive had it since about 2021

lost the account though

[spring trellis]

i felt like i was the coolest kid in my neighbourhood while i had this theme

[open pasture]

I don't think ive ever actually been gifted nitro
but that's completely fine by me because I have a pretty stable source of bonus income right now

and it's 10 dollars a month for a service I use probably 9/10 days

[spring trellis]

the bus company i applied for and had a depot walkaround with still has yet to call me

[open pasture]

i use discord 10/10 days

[spring trellis]

i understand the delays since it's managed by literally two people

[open pasture]

hah! chronically online

yeah

[open pasture]

yeah that's fair i am also 😭

[spring trellis]

should see how chronically online i am when i'm sick

[open pasture]

unemployed aswell

[spring trellis]

i sent like 3000 messages in one server in a day once because i was bedridden

[open pasture]

that 1/10 day is me sleeping because my body kinda forgets to wake me up

its honestly embarassing how online i am

[spring trellis]

i'm online a little much but it's fine because i'll be mostly gone for a year once i finish school

[stoic badger]

Damn no images for me

Gonna riot

[open pasture]

im a neet

[rare trout]

i was gifted 1 yr nitro

[open pasture]

im kinda a neet also at this point

[open pasture]

i do school work but it's virtual

and my income is side income from some other stuff

im 15 but i havent been to school in like a year now

[spring trellis]

sometimes i'm glad i don't do online school

[junior ridge]

can i have it

[spring trellis]

my friend did for a year because of a minor surgery

did a lot more harm than good

[rare trout]

do i buy 1 yr for leah

[junior ridge]

buy me a house

i hate this house i cant stand uninsulated walls

[bold adder]

my cat eat snails

he is what he eats

so hes a snail

he must eat a cat to turn back

[junior ridge]

[spring trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1137955287903522887/IMG_0651.gif

[rare trout]

we share

[junior ridge]

yippee

[urban elk]

huh I wonder what that's for

or what it's got

[tough marsh]

is there anyway i can get support bc the support channel is locked

[lapis lava]

no.

[tough marsh]

oh alrighty

[bold adder]

where can i buy a blobcatcozy

[tough marsh]

do yk when it will be unlocked

[bold adder]

i want one

[urban elk]

brother

BROTHER

do you LACK BASIC READING COMPREHENSION

[urban elk]

did you even BOTHER to read the fucking channel

holy shit

😭

[rare trout]

blows you u[

[tough marsh]

yes but i already forgot what it said

[bold adder]

then read it again

[junior ridge]

smoking the thinkpack

[tough marsh]

oh

tmrw

[urban elk]

well congratulations you either have the most fucked up attention span ever or you're a troll or your short term memory is ass

[rare trout]

im gonna smoke you like a [slur]

[spring trellis]

lmao

[junior ridge]

yayy

[bold adder]

💀

[rare trout]

smoke a

[tough marsh]

my memory is acc rlly fucked sometimes i forget what im saying mid sentence

[bold adder]

why is it bad to eat lead

but i can eat iron and zinc

[rare trout]

to what

[bold adder]

i want to eat lead

[spring trellis]

ear lead 🗣️

[rare trout]

dont eat ear wax

oh

[bold adder]

i should put these schizo posts on twitter

[urban elk]

get yourself checked out

[bold adder]

to save them

[tough marsh]

no ik why its fucked

[rare trout]

it replaces iron and calcium in the body

[junior ridge]

@rare trout should i buy myself a quest 3 for my birthday

[sharp dawn]

issue is that i’m a mod trying to stop ppl from using the mod to access nsfw servers when they shouldnt

[rare trout]

can't

[bold adder]

ill eat tungsten and lead

to gain weight

[rare trout]

[urban elk]

why then

[junior ridge]

the only way to do this properly is for you and your staff to ID people manually

[rare trout]

but urself a ticket here

[junior ridge]

nop

too much money

[sharp dawn]

fuck

[rare trout]

[tough marsh]

ian know if its breaking tos but its bc of usage of stuff

[rare trout]

they can just lie to discord anyway

so like

if you have a nsfw server its on you

[urban elk]

what

[junior ridge]

thats why you have to ID

[sharp dawn]

[rare trout]

BAHAHA

[rare trout]

@lapis lava ADD

[junior ridge]

@rare trout quest 3 or steam dick

[tough marsh]

usage of substances

[sharp dawn]

👁️👄👁️

[urban elk]

make a blobcatcozy version of it

[rare trout]

steam nutz

[urban elk]

bruh 😭

[lapis lava]

you can't do this

[rare trout]

?

you seem surprised

[tough marsh]

after last night it fucked me the worst so know i forgot almost everything

[rare trout]

were you expecting a comprehensive age check from discord

[urban elk]

you and your nutz will be in a boiler room where they explode like grenades

[sharp dawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2P0yqAwWfyaZjkcqVxEqAs

[urban elk]

/j

[rare trout]

well excuse me for trying to explain how to run a server to you

it just seems to me you are doing it poorly

thats all

but yeah you go and show those minors nsfw

good on you

[sharp dawn]

no i wasnt expecting them to code their age restrictions so fucking weak to where i could probably recreate the mod with 30 seconds with inspect element

[rare trout]

theres no reason to

its a chat app

[sharp dawn]

NO? WHAT THE FUCK?

[rare trout]

idk if you've seen how ph is getting banned in several states

but id verification is difficult

[keen kestrel]

🍿

[last karma]

Wtf are you guys yapping about 😭

[rare trout]

discord has no reason to do it

[worthy moss]

hi

[sharp dawn]

vpn:

[rare trout]

vpn isnt factored into the law

[rare trout]

the law states ph must take ID, which puts a lot of strain on them

and I agree

handling IDs is a very high security process

and frankly, i dont think they should HAVE visitors ids

[sharp dawn]

yea im just auprised the age restriction is client side

[urban elk]

(one data leak is all it takes)

[rare trout]

so is channel permissions to an extent

[rare trout]

vencloud dump when

[lean turret]

https://discord.com/channels/1015060230222131221/1240831391298490419

💀

[kind prawn]

nice username

[rare trout]

why discord does it client side? probably some bullshit about server load iunno but

you just gotta live with it

theres a lot of funny bits about discord when you dive into it

[lavish schooner]

I agree

[paper gate]

@rare trout

[rare trout]

where is discord client modding iceburg

i dont remember who made

[paper gate]

@wide leaf

[keen kestrel]

Stoopid car

[lean turret]

"car" in 2025 💔

[lavish schooner]

frankly if minors really want to be in your server, they'll do anything short of ID verification to get in

[lean turret]

also why u hiding in my wifi

[spring trellis]

everyone still says car

[keen kestrel]

Miku

[light portal]

is anyone else having an issue with seeing spotify activity on peoples profile?

[lean turret]

anyone who is gen alpha*

[lavish schooner]

the only people that get stopped by Discord's NSFW "verification" is stupid people like me who put in a date that's underage

[spring trellis]

since when

[lean turret]

this is why u always say ur born in like 1940 or smth 💀

[lean turret]

where are u getting these tf

[keen kestrel]

😭

[rare trout]

discord iceburg

• nsfw
• vencord
• thug shaker central
• gore
• cp

[lavish schooner]

@rare trout lmao did that dum dum get muted

[rare trout]

hus k

[lavish schooner]

why is there gore and CP on Discord...what kind of idiot would use an unencrypted platform for that

on a related note, I think terrorists are very bad at their job

[rare trout]

no way they changed their global name

[lavish schooner]

they did

I opened a DM to check

[keen kestrel]

💀

[urban elk]

WHAT LMFAO

[solemn plank]

@sharp dawn epic fail

[urban elk]

WHAT DID I MISS

[urban elk]

.

[lavish schooner]

some dum dum wants to stop minors from bypassing the client-side restriction that prevents them from viewing NSFW channels

[urban elk]

why even have NSFW channels in the first place bruh

[sharp dawn]

*channels… and its one channel

[solemn plank]

police explaining to a kid the crimes their father did with an iceberg image so they can understand

[rare trout]

for nsfw

[lavish schooner]

why do ya think

[urban elk]

in a discord server

seriously?

[lavish schooner]

why do you think

[rare trout]

where else

[urban elk]

I mean if it's private MAYBE I'd understand

but a public server?

[spring trellis]

yeah some people on discord wish to send NSFW content

[urban elk]

the fuck?

[spring trellis]

you could ask the same question for reddit

[lean turret]

ph discord server: exists

[rare trout]

do not take their innocence

[urban elk]

mine or

[lavish schooner]

@sharp dawn I think if you set the server to NSFW, minors can't join

[rare trout]

yours

[urban elk]

because idk if it's innocence to just

[sharp dawn]

the second result for memes in server discovery is a nsfw server…

[lavish schooner]

'cause I can't join .gg/femboys or whatever it's called

[junior ridge]

they can lie about age

[urban elk]

not see the point in having

[junior ridge]

then they can

[lavish schooner]

yes but ya know

[spring trellis]

partnered servers can’t have NSFW channels

[lean turret]

oh

welp

[urban elk]

a fucking NSFW channel in a public server

[lavish schooner]

I said what they wanted

[sharp dawn]

it’s only one channel that needs to be gatekept

[spring trellis]

most public servers don’t have NSFW channels

[junior ridge]

its a crime to expose minors to nsfw content, let alone against discord tos

[lavish schooner]

PH has a Discord server

[urban elk]

it does?

[lavish schooner]

something like that

[rare trout]

they have the vanity yoo

[lavish schooner]

it's partnered or smth

[rare trout]

too

[lavish schooner]

I don't remember what's in it

[urban elk]

from server boosts?

[rare trout]

nsfw

[lean turret]

how do ppl not know this

[urban elk]

the fuck?

[lavish schooner]

probably nothing for my tastes

[junior ridge]

no its an actual partnered server

[solemn plank]

idk we dont look at ph

[junior ridge]

iirc

[lean turret]

it has over 500k members btw

[urban elk]

dunno
maybe I don't look at that shit

[sharp dawn]

joined

[junior ridge]

i only know cause ik someone in it

[spring trellis]

i heard that some russian piracy server lost its partnership but only because it had an NSFW channel

[rare trout]

im in ph server to call other people out because funny

[urban elk]

kinda based

[solemn plank]

FIRE

[junior ridge]

i just dont wanna id verify im not comfortable with that

[lavish schooner]

btw dis sticker so cuteeeee :3

[spring trellis]

one of my online friends became a p star then removed me

[lavish schooner]

that's so sad

the removal part

[urban elk]

are you fr

[lavish schooner]

idk what to think of the p star part

[junior ridge]

one of mine became one too but then didnt unadd me

[spring trellis]

nah i’d rather not be friends with a p star as a minor

[lavish schooner]

oh

[junior ridge]

maybe you got unadded since you were underage

[lavish schooner]

nvm

[junior ridge]

oh then yeah

[spring trellis]

we didn’t really talk much anyway

[junior ridge]

thats why

[urban elk]

what the fuck

okay WHY IS MY POS PHONE DYING FFS

[spring trellis]

why are u so shocked

[lean turret]

maybe cuz it's low battery idk tho

u MIGHT need to charge it

[rare trout]

alyssa?

[junior ridge]

you act like its a federal crime to become an adult content creator or something

[junior ridge]

thats who im referring to idk about them

[spring trellis]

last name ends with b?

[junior ridge]

yes

[spring trellis]

lmao yep

[rare trout]

she an oomfie

[spring trellis]

i wasn’t gonna say who but you seem to know them

[junior ridge]

yeah she banned everyone and removed everyone underage

[rare trout]

based

[junior ridge]

which i respect

[spring trellis]

i was in her server for a bit

[junior ridge]

i dont have a problem being friends with minors since i dont do that kinda stuff (assuming said minors arent weird to me like some of them tend to be )

but in her case i understand it

[spring trellis]

if anyone flirts with me i ask them to stop

i only let like 2 close friends even do it as a joke

[junior ridge]

theres a server for everything man

[lean turret]

why do u think

[rare trout]

why would there not be

[spring trellis]

giant website has a discord server

😱

[junior ridge]

im sure shit like feet finder has a discord too

[lavish schooner]

rule 34d (for Discord)

[lavish schooner]

there's a server for everything

[junior ridge]

so innocent

just... put some thought into it

[rare trout]

step 1:
step 2: ???
step 3: profit

[spring trellis]

i forgot why i left
probably didn’t have a reason to be there

[solemn plank]

wing...

[spring trellis]

i don’t join or stay in servers if i don’t talk there

[woven lotus]

I just hopped on

[solemn plank]

@cosmic otter

[lavish schooner]

how old are you

[spring trellis]

17

[fallow drum]

@cosmic otter WHAT

[lavish schooner]

oh, same age

[fallow drum]

i will ban wing soon

[rare trout]

i might have cooked wing

[junior ridge]

WING???

[lavish schooner]

confederate

[lean turret]

Timed out
00h 07m 10s timeout remaining
the eepiest eeper

why did bro get timed out

[junior ridge]

post the whole screenshot

[rare trout]

ur not in there

L

[lavish schooner]

probably said smth nsfw, like the word for the organ containing mammary glands is automodded

methinks

[junior ridge]

yeah i dont like id verifying

[lean turret]

wth does that mean

[cosmic otter]

forgot i was there

[spring trellis]

why would anyone send their ID to a discord mod team

[junior ridge]

exactly

[fallow drum]

i was there at one point

[solemn plank]

@visual wharf , and thinking its even remotely responsible to do so. Shit man, rethink your life.

[rare trout]

to expose wing

[lapis lava]

@cosmic otter i was always wondering was this song named after you

[woven lotus]

what happens if I send my ID to discord staff

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

[lapis lava]

were chicken wings named after wing

[spring trellis]

i mean i’ve done that twice when they locked my accounts

[lavish schooner]

@rare trout do you want my ID

[cosmic otter]

i never sent my id to anyone

[lean turret]

bet

lemme send then

[rare trout]

..no?

[junior ridge]

only if you're underage**

[lavish schooner]

here 670766281246638080

[rare trout]

can i have it

[lean turret]

1236319399598886984

[urban elk]

I got timed out because I forgot to censor a word
fucking hate that shit ugh

[lavish schooner]

you have my ID now

[cosmic otter]

guys maybe don't be weird

[lavish schooner]

*gays

[lean turret]

automod can die in a ditch pls

[urban elk]

I WAS LITERALLY SENDING A MESSAGE WHERE I WAS DISCUSSING THE DAMN THING

[lean turret]

sees me mentioned

[urban elk]

fucking thing makes me wanna stop being here altogether

[lean turret]

as in life
or discord

[woven lotus]

Just don't get muted bro

[lavish schooner]

fucking thing makes you want to end it all

[lean turret]

thats like saying if ur poor just don't be poor

[open pasture]

Hello

[spring trellis]

i only got caught by automod 3 times like 6 months ago then never again

[urban elk]

not just in a ditch
put it in a fucking boiler room
fire a bunch of radiation at it
bomb it with fucking gamma rays

[lean turret]

💀

yes pls

[urban elk]

the server you dunce

[woven lotus]

Just buy a home if you're homeless bro

[cosmic otter]

tbf the entire subject should not have been being discussed

not really appropriate for this server

[lean turret]

just come back to life if ur dead bro

[open pasture]

Hello

[woven lotus]

Just pray someone performs cpr on you bro

[urban elk]

and you
stfu with your worthless advice
it's more worthless than a fucking worm falling off a tree because it got several water droplets pushing it off because of rain

[rare trout]

@urban elk can i hug

[spring trellis]

topic change

i’m hungry as FUCK but the cleaner is here and i don’t want to make her sick

[lean turret]

he's joking...

[fallow drum]

why did this chat suddenly become insane

[rare trout]

vencord

[lean turret]

what did u expect from discord users

[urban elk]

and how does what I say not hint at me possibly not caring about that

[lean turret]

or rather

vencord users

[fallow drum]

we really need support back open

[spring trellis]

lmao yea

[lavish schooner]

vencord support or mental support?

[urban elk]

support is unrelated to my rage atm but automod is

[lean turret]

both

[rare trout]

close forever

[junior ridge]

put all the braindead vencorders in support and release the wing

[lavish schooner]

@urban elk

[cosmic otter]

no one should have been discussing nsfw shit

[woven lotus]

Bros raging over automod

lmao

[urban elk]

my phone is being a piece of shit
windows is being a piece of shit in my laptop and pretty much just doesn't wanna suspend completely

[cosmic otter]

its automodded intentionally

[rare trout]

sowwy

[junior ridge]

says the one in the orange and black server........

[cosmic otter]

i didn't bring that up

[lavish schooner]

to censor your presence in you-know-what

[urban elk]

you really think that'd be the only thing I'm raging about?
wonder how many people you've seen hitting rock bottom in discord and have done nothing about it

[rare trout]

im like genuinely sorry

[lean turret]

tbh
i prefer automod
to those ugly fugly disgusting rat infested bot(s)
also known as
Wick Bot
and
MEE6

[urban elk]

fair enough

[lavish schooner]

https://bigrat.monster

[woven lotus]

Chill on mee6

[lavish schooner]

MEE6 is lame

[lean turret]

wick bot in it's natural habitat

[rare trout]

fuck mee6

[sharp dawn]

too late

[lean turret]

YOU'RE PUTTING TOO MANY CAPS IN YOUR MESSAGES

[urban elk]

that shit can die in a vat of acid full of radium and plutonium

[fallow drum]

MEE6 is the bot that did the crypto scam and pretends to be big tech and does the stupidest crap ever lol

[solemn plank]

nop

[lean turret]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SAY THAT WORD! 😠

[lavish schooner]

why would I want to buy Premium for the bare minimum of features

[lavish schooner]

lmao a rugpull Discord bot?

[lean turret]

mee6 pls put urself in a boiler room max temperate and lock urself in it

[rare trout]

*doing, not did https://mee6.xyz/en/web3

[lavish schooner]

Why can't the crypto people stick to solving the problems they were concerned about in the beginning instead of trying to pump-and-dump everyone

[lavish schooner]

console by japanese company

[woven lotus]

WE and I mean WE all love mee6 🔥

[cosmic otter]

probably because they are not actually concerned about those problems

[solemn plank]

*you

[lean turret]

no

[lavish schooner]

soviet

[lavish schooner]

I mean, Bitcoin creator was, Monero creators were...and I'm sure many others but they get drowned out by the complete morons

[rare trout]

ban

[solemn plank]

you will rot soon@woven lotus

[lean turret]

ok wait nah
worst bot to ever exist
double counter
i genuinely dgaf

[urban elk]

speak for yourself you masochist dummy

[rare trout]

im gonna pump and dump vencoin

[open pasture]

Hello

[lavish schooner]

Zcash maybe...I don't trust coins created by a company

[lean turret]

bye

[open pasture]

='(

[lean turret]

fine am sorry

helo

[rain coral]

bigrat monster dying soon...

[lavish schooner]

really?

😭

[lean turret]

https://bigrat.monster/

ew

no embed perms

eat shit

[solemn plank]

heeelp!! heeeeeeeeeelppp!!! vencord no work

[rain coral]

owner said it was the last time it paid for the domain iirc

[sharp dawn]

what what wha tthwath what thwaht waht waht twaht waht

[junior ridge]

how much is it

[solemn plank]

thats it. . i going dinosaur mode

[lean turret]

heeelp!! heeeeeeeeeelppp!!! vencord no work

[lavish schooner]

someone will renew it for sure

[woven lotus]

Still doing the scam is crazy

[neon ferry]

👉 #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[lean turret]

is dank memer in this server

[solemn plank]

@main wyvern help meeeeee

fuck no

help me NOW

[lean turret]

dont

i was joking

[rain coral]

never

[lean turret]

do not give me the role that basically says im a dumbass

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @sharp dawn)

[rare trout]

alias * "sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /"

[solemn plank]

@sharp dawn you help meeeee NOWWWWWWE

[rain coral]

vencord is kind...

[solemn plank]

GURRHHJ GRUUUUHHH

[dusky forge]

Help me! I forgot how to breathe!

[lean turret]

r u being sarcastic

or what

[rare trout]

purge whitenames

[lavish schooner]

that doesn't work lol

[dusky forge]

Internet racism

[grizzled jay]

canyon.mid is good but passport.mid is 100x better I'm ngl

[lean turret]

don't purge me

[rare trout]

yeah

[grizzled jay]

hhey,, what about me pal,,

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[rare trout]

im not going to try

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 66.28% gay

[weak vale]

purging is not healthy for you

[lean turret]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 22.26% gay

[woven lotus]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 2.88% gay

[dusky forge]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 77.36% gay

[lean turret]

vhg

uhm work

[neon ferry]

🌈 raegegeggwegertyh5terhtyrehgtye is 22.26% gay

[woven lotus]

Just call me straight bro

[lean turret]

THATS WRONG

I'M 100 GAY

STFU

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 22.26% gay

[lean turret]

???

[woven lotus]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 2.88% gay

[lean turret]

does it not change

[rain coral]

static

[solemn plank]

nope

[rain coral]

uses your id

[lean turret]

bruh

[dusky forge]

It’s based off of user id

[woven lotus]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 2.88% gay

[weak vale]

that's gay

[lean turret]

ohh

[rain coral]

to generate your number

[lean turret]

what are all the vh cmds

[solemn plank]

vhelp

[neon ferry]

Help Menu

My prefixes are ​v!​, ​v?​, ​v.​, ​v​.
Use vhelp <command> for more information on a specific command!

You can find my source code here.
​

Table of Contents

1. Table Of Contents
2. Cotd Commands
3. Expression Tracker Commands
4. Info Commands
5. Misc Commands
6. Moderation Commands
7. Support Commands

Page 1/7

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[woven lotus]

Nahh, 2.88 is crazy bro

[lean turret]

Blazingly Fast🚀 and Memory Safe[GAYS]
— Today at 04:04• she/they
vns

stfu

[main wyvern]

that's one of them

[solemn plank]

@main wyvern thats not where it goes

[lean turret]

oh

[neon ferry]

👉 #🤖-bot-commands

[solemn plank]

vns #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[neon ferry]

👉 #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[lean turret]

vns #1240831391298490419

[neon ferry]

👉 #1240831391298490419

[main wyvern]

v
e

[grizzled jay]

what

[woven lotus]

Balls category

[rain coral]

actually

[dusky forge]

Who here remembers Kevin

[lean turret]

vns #🎮-gayming

[neon ferry]

👉 #🎮-gayming

[dusky forge]

I Miss Kevin

[urban elk]

kevin?

[dusky forge]

The bot

[solemn plank]

yall would love my bot

[sharp dawn]

i wanna post a keep yourself safe joke mods is rhat allowed

[lean turret]

u mean this

vns #1273839412844695603

[neon ferry]

👉 #1273839412844695603

[rare trout]

dead

[dusky forge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[rain coral]

who else remembers talking to people in russian and spanish

[solemn plank]

gone insane with power

[woven lotus]

What do you think

[urban elk]

I can't recall a bot named Kevin but I do recall a bot that I think was named Kevin and had what looked like some doodle made in mspaint for a pfp idk

[woven lotus]

Two nerfs

[noble quest]

:specifically_colored_flag:

[lean turret]

ts car s vry floofy n i lk ts car i tnk

[dusky forge]

He sent adult content and just got nuked

[lean turret]

:specifically_colored_flag:

[dusky forge]

‚‚Twas sad

[solemn plank]

LOL

[urban elk]

oh

[paper gate]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-please-do-not-the-cat-gif-11013093716903899251

[rain coral]

@paper gate

[dusky forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1204233021998506094/1334277545494974464/Nightengale4698_0_20250124_192845.gif

[solemn plank]

i made a markov bot

imitates oeople

[lavish schooner]

just try alias * 'echo hi' lol

[rain coral]

@paper gate what do you do if this girl approaches you

[paper gate]

not possible

[woven lotus]

I don't consent

[rare trout]

and unalias how

[rain coral]

shes closer than you think

[solemn plank]

to what? seeing women?

[urban elk]

huh

[rain coral]

exit terminal session

[urban elk]

dunno what happened there but yeah

[solemn plank]

sorry

[rain coral]

using your pc as a bluesky relay

[rare trout]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EWdiEsah0o

[urban elk]

bruh the installation assistant didn't complain

AND THIS SHIT DOES

welp

off to reboot I go

[sharp dawn]

does discord hide server’s you’re banned from in discovery now?

[urban elk]

(FUCK YOU MICROSOFT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUU)

[rare trout]

horrifying usage

[solemn plank]

Sorry, This computer does not support Windows 11 due to a lack of TPM 2.0 support. In order to prevent e-waste, this computer will now self destruct in 30 seconds. Please take out the installation media and evacuate to prevent injury. Thank you for choosing Microsoft Windows.

[rain coral]

lovely

[woven lotus]

Shit moderation decides to link your account to the banned server instead

[lavish schooner]

by closing the terminal tab 😭

[dusky forge]

I was so pissed i couldnt update to win 11

[lavish schooner]

aliases aren't permanent

[rare trout]

oh

[urban elk]

[rare trout]

i was thinking of something else

[bold adder]

they actually posted this 💀

[lavish schooner]

that's why you usually stick them in .bashrc and such

[rare trout]

can probably be enabled in uefi

[rain coral]

alias work on session, running a .bashrc file just runs the alias every session

[woven lotus]

Auramaxxing

[dusky forge]

Do you know how to get around that?

[solemn plank]

what the fuck does this mean

[rain coral]

us confirms legal aliens live between us people

[urban elk]

yes it can

[dusky forge]

I removed those checks when I made a win 11 enterprise iso

[solemn plank]

windows 7 cannot run cookie clicker on steam

[weak vale]

it's real thas crazy

[urban elk]

reset the BIOS and

uhh

[solemn plank]

on steam

[urban elk]

oh okay here we go

[rain coral]

crybabies or something living under window the 7th

[solemn plank]

you wont have nice music

[woven lotus]

Is windows 11 good

Or no

[solemn plank]

true

[lean turret]

hello

[dusky forge]

It’s good if it’s debloated

[woven lotus]

debloated?

[weak vale]

ya if you use iot or ltsc

[woven lotus]

yeah, I'm downgrading

[rain coral]

win8 is really good though... lubuntu takes longer to boot than win8

[sharp dawn]

What the fuck
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1891922058415603980

[dusky forge]

I use ltsc and removed a ton of stuff

[bold adder]

yuh

https://fixupx.com/WhiteHouse/status/1891922058415603980

[dusky forge]

It runs pretty well

[urban elk]

currently in UiApp.efi
don't ask why it looks like the stock BIOS

[solemn plank]

my computer takes an wntire minute to boot up

[dusky forge]

Better than win 10

[urban elk]

but hey
I get access to hidden configs

[rain coral]

it does in fact not look like default bios

[dusky forge]

If you do, use 10ltsc

[urban elk]

uh how

the BIOS looks like that
just without the "front page" thing

[weak vale]

awsum

we need uwuindows emoji

[urban elk]

grrr

[rain coral]

more color

[dusky forge]

Christitus is great

[urban elk]

I wanna set it back to S3 but

could be risky

[rain coral]

why

[urban elk]

I'll wait till I get a CH341A programmer

[junior ridge]

awawawawawa

[urban elk]

it's a hidden setting
and S3 configuration is managed by like
3 completely different UEFI form settings

or two

one from AmdPbsSetup and SetupDxe

[woven lotus]

Aura

[urban elk]

so yeah

[solemn plank]

pou edit

[woven lotus]

How I live life(i rot in my bedroom)

[bold adder]

people said elon isnt the president and we didnt vote for him

i didnt know i was voting for him

but im glad i did

[solemn plank]

and get a bottle shoved in your face apparently

[woven lotus]

Glad?

[spring trellis]

just cooked noodles

[vapid adder]

vennie

[solemn plank]

its ironic im guessing

[woven lotus]

Will Trump make my grass more green

[solemn plank]

they'll reduce egg prices

[bold adder]

no the grass is already green he'll open people's eyes and make them see the green

[woven lotus]

muh egg prices

[solemn plank]

my lawn is unsavable

[bold adder]

same

i have a fake lawn

waste of water

[solemn plank]

"weed man" puts a note on our door. you wont save us

[urban elk]

imagine I bricked my laptop from being too eepy while trying to change the BIOS settings to how they were after having them reset

[woven lotus]

My lawn is overgrown

[woven lotus]

Just unbrick it

[woven lotus]

Just be confident bro

[woven lotus]

10/10 story

[solemn plank]

did this just now it really does hurt

fuck

[urban elk]

wonder how windows would handle low amounts of iGPU VRAM
oh well this isn't a desktop so I'm not gonna test it

[solemn plank]

i fucking bit really hard how the fuck

[sharp dawn]

Mimimimimimimimimimimimimiiimimim i

[solemn plank]

ithink i see blood

[woven lotus]

You should do it

[visual wharf]

Whar i do qwq i didn do nothin

QWQ

[woven lotus]

The laptop gods will thank you

[solemn plank]

i wanted to say the word in your name

[woven lotus]

The goal is to brick the laptop

[visual wharf]

O

[solemn plank]

sorry

[visual wharf]

I thought i did smthn

[woven lotus]

Delete system 32 and then destroy the hdd

[solemn plank]

help discord sent me back half an hour

i cant go back

[visual wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

Oopsy

[urban elk]

booting back into Windows

[urban elk]

TPM is back on and back to 768MB of VRAM for the iGPU

[woven lotus]

Mfw I realize 1k is needed for a decent laptop

[junior ridge]

just dont buy a laptop

[woven lotus]

You're right

[solemn plank]

gruhmm.... no rgb lighrs???

booo 🍅

[limpid scroll]

wanted to ask a question about vesktop and the support channels are locked yipppeee

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[urban elk]

meanwhile me with uni

[limpid scroll]

im not vencord but hiiii

[urban elk]

[main wyvern]

thinkpad

[junior ridge]

haiii

[urban elk]

huh

chat really died

[round whale]

my dscord broke up

wtf is going on

[pastel pond]

huh

what does broke up mean 😔

[round whale]

it's like fully done

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @main wyvern)

[pastel pond]

yuh

[round whale]

mb

i don't have perms

to chat

[unreal siren]

You don’t have the eyes to read either

[round whale]

i read

[pastel pond]

it was locked bc most of the people was asking why vencord was broken when it was said in #1257025907625951423

[unreal siren]

read better

[pastel pond]

my reading level is 26

i think
maybe

[round whale]

uh my button is not working

[unreal siren]

did you read

[round whale]

yh

[unreal siren]

this channel also isnt the support channel

[round whale]

ig

[unreal siren]

so wont help

[unreal siren]

everything you need to know is either in there or #1257025907625951423

[round whale]

btw how do you guys took so many blanket cars

[pastel pond]

blanket cars

[weak vale]

blanker car factory

[pastel pond]

yes

blanked cart factory

[digital kettle]

[pastel pond]

snat

[weak vale]

♒ ♒ ♒ [snat slime trail]

[digital kettle]

holy shit

[round whale]

i'm cooked bruh

[weak vale]

sergeant major

[lavish schooner]

HI CALLIE :33333333333

[round whale]

any e-g||raphics||?

[urban elk]

exploding

[urban elk]

okay no

[pastel pond]

wwhat are e graphics

[round whale]

:(

[pastel pond]

im slow

[round whale]

yk

that

[noble quest]

is that just an e-gpu

[pastel pond]

idk 😔

ima search

bc

yes

[round whale]

e-tx 6090

[pastel pond]

oh

[round whale]

i like little grill sandwitches

should i elaborate more?

math.

i don't support mathematics believers

[weak vale]

8x^3 + 15x^2 - 22x - 15

it been a while

[round whale]

i have no imaginary technique perm

[modest obsidian]

tip!!!

[round whale]

0

[modest obsidian]

such a dumb concept

[modest obsidian]

obviously

[round whale]

it depends on my mood

[spring trellis]

well intentioned concept, terrible execution

[modest obsidian]

I refuse to tip more than 2 dollars in any single transaction

[round whale]

like sometimes

?

[modest obsidian]

I'll tip the change if I'm working with cash

[spring trellis]

i will tip a waiter if their service is worth more than the normal price for me

[modest obsidian]

because coins are heavy and I cba deal with them

[modest obsidian]

yeah

[spring trellis]

(if i actually went to restaurants)

[modest obsidian]

hehe

[weak vale]

negative 15% percent tip

waiter needs to pay ME

[limpid vine]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-fortnite-hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-fortnite-gif-2511163366397103313

💔

[round whale]

doesn't it gets free

[edgy ermine]

i think i finally pwned the kernel from webkit

after like 6 days...

[modest obsidian]

this might be possible if you tip more than INT_MAX

[lavish schooner]

woahhhhh fr?

how'd you even do that

[lavish schooner]

unless they use floating point

[modest obsidian]

true

but like

it might be possible

[lavish schooner]

(nobody uses floats when dealing with money)

[modest obsidian]

truuuu

[mossy egret]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-fortnite-hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-fortnite-gif-2511163366397103313

[weak vale]

it's a good gif

[open pasture]

shiggy

[edgy ermine]

you want long interesting story or short boring story

[open pasture]

when did vencord break because it's not broken for me

[edgy ermine]

because you updated

[open pasture]

I updated a few days ago

[edgy ermine]

the fix was pushed before discord pushed the breaking changes

if you're on stable you pretty much never have to worry about a discord updating breaking things

[lavish schooner]

long interesting story

[open pasture]

yeah I'm on stable but some sort of dev Vencord idk tbh

[edgy ermine]

do you know how physical memory works

[open pasture]

stable 369195 (9bac023) Build Override: N/A
Vencord 205e07d2c (Web)
Chromium 132

[edgy ermine]

how each process gets certains chunks of the real physical memory

[lavish schooner]

wdym? like virtual memory crap?

[edgy ermine]

yea that stuff

[lavish schooner]

idk much about virtual memory, page tables, MMUs, and whatever

[still fiber]

so sad that i asked for support when my vencord was broken and i DIDN'T get the custom build popup 😭

[edgy ermine]

basically there's a physical memory to virtual memory mapping

[open pasture]

most important thing is to disable virtual memory and never use it ever

[edgy ermine]

actually it's the other way around

virtual to physical

[lavish schooner]

I know WebAssembly tends to use an RWX segment of memory in...V8 methinks

for JIT purposes

[open pasture]

[edgy ermine]

anyways can you guess what happens if the kernel "accidentally" uses the exact same ram for both the kernel and a userspace process

[open pasture]

it gets silly

[lavish schooner]

information leakage

[edgy ermine]

not just that...

since you "own" the memory you can write to it

[lavish schooner]

or ability to fuck up kernel structures

[lavish schooner]

if write access

[edgy ermine]

yes

you have write access

that's the point

[lavish schooner]

ah

[edgy ermine]

anyways spray the memory and and corrupt some kernel structures

[open pasture]

idk what you're talking about but how can I disable cache memory on Arch

[edgy ermine]

i didn't write the exploit (i'm not that good yet) but you can look it up and read it for yourself if you want

[lavish schooner]

I'm slightly annoyed that I know what "spray" means

[edgy ermine]

i just managed to chain together two public exploits

[lavish schooner]

because it means I know just enough to know what you're talking about but not enough for it to be useful

[lavish schooner]

ahhh that's cool

and impressive on its own merits tbh

[lavish schooner]

so a bug in WebKit and a bug in the kernel

[edgy ermine]

correct

[lavish schooner]

does WebKit use sandboxing?

[edgy ermine]

absolutely

[lavish schooner]

No like

[edgy ermine]

it's one of the most locked down sandboxes...

i think

apart from BlastDoor

[lavish schooner]

Between a renderer process and a main process

[edgy ermine]

uh

it's all under WebContent

but that doesn't matter

[lavish schooner]

like what Chromium has or whatever

[edgy ermine]

oh i see

the main process would be Safari

which is separate from WebContent

[lavish schooner]

Ah

So did you have to perform a sandbox escape?

[open pasture]

I know everyone has their own niche interests, but how do you enjoy computer programming and software engineering

I think it's so annoying

not the discussion of it, the work of it

[lavish schooner]

I'm the type of guy who likes doing random shit that seems interesting

[lavish owl]

you might start enjoying it once you're glued to your pc enough

[lavish schooner]

my motivation is less than suitable

[lavish schooner]

and lack a social life :3

[open pasture]

I am already though

[lavish owl]

yeah...

me fr

[lavish schooner]

do you like math

[red wyvern]

The enjoyment comes after, when you can run the thing and it does something like what it's supposed to do without crashing.

[lavish owl]

oh, hmm

[open pasture]

I used to

[lavish owl]

i hate maths

[red wyvern]

And then you're like, "Thank fuck that's over with"

[lavish schooner]

then it shouldn't be too hard

to enjoy it

[open pasture]

hmm

[lavish schooner]

not saying all programmers like math

[open pasture]

I'd rather take apart smoke alarms

[lavish owl]

what happened 😔

[lavish schooner]

since obviously not true

[open pasture]

calculus https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/921176002506395648.webp?size=48&name=androidSkull

[lavish schooner]

that is a funny pastime in and of itself

[lavish schooner]

what's wrong with calculus 😭

[open pasture]

[open pasture]

it made my brain not work

idgaf what e=

I don't wanna log e

idfk I don't remember

high school blehhhhhh

I like Algebra

[edgy ermine]

anywaysssss

there's my confirmation

[open pasture]

dea9

is that iOS or Mac exploit

[edgy ermine]

yea it's supposed to be 0xdead but i guess it read 0xdea9 first

[edgy ermine]

it works on both

[open pasture]

iOS 18 jailbreak confirmed

[edgy ermine]

this aint iOS 18

[open pasture]

oh

[edgy ermine]

this is iOS 15 and maybe iOS 16

ancient stuff but still cool regardless

[open pasture]

oh then who cares

MDC and KFD

[edgy ermine]

pure safari

no need for a computer

...

[open pasture]

but is it rootful

[noble quest]

does this mean anything for devices still on ios 15

[edgy ermine]

i actually made the first semi-untethered rootful jailbreak that's usable

btw