🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[eager marsh]

mlem

[lost furnace]

oh also happy mikutimes day (it's almost 8am on the 15th for me)

[eager marsh]

3 mintuethes

[lost furnace]

yes

I love you all (except nevo)

you're all my valentines

(except nevo)

[main wyvern]

[rapid aurora]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1339377228294783006/lZYdEbI.gif

[digital kettle]

why is turkish white males dming me asking to date

[gleaming sequoia]

HELLO

goobers

[digital kettle]

hai

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[drifting carbon]

hi

[gleaming sequoia]

okay that is just incredible

[eager marsh]

hiiii

[gleaming sequoia]

:3

[digital kettle]

https://twitter.com/NOH8Campaign/status/1890199035077886361 W

NOH8 Campaign (@NOH8Campaign) on X

BREAKING: Federal judge blocks Trump's ban on gender-affirming care nationwide #NOH8

X · Feb 14, 2025, 12:39 AM

[rapid aurora]

damnnnn

[main crown]

now we hope nothing else gets worse

[digital kettle]

donald trump, 8 September 2026

save the date...

[keen junco]

@glass shell

[boreal torrent]

Hello

[digital kettle]

@boreal torrent @boreal torrent

[boreal torrent]

what's going to happen 1 week after my birthday

😰

[digital kettle]

haii

[boreal torrent]

haii

[digital kettle]

haii

u home yet

aint sleeping yet hehe

[glass shell]

who the fuck is that

[digital kettle]

@glass shell haii

[keen junco]

I think some Canadian politician

[glass shell]

anyways i just took a shower

[digital kettle]

welcome back,..,!!

[rapid aurora]

hot shower are the best

[solemn plank]

huh

[glass shell]

40 degrees shower,,,

[keen junco]

Manon Massé

[rapid aurora]

hot shower make me think about my life

[glass shell]

omg i saw that on twitta today

[main wyvern]

gays on my screen

[boreal torrent]

nope

[glass shell]

my friend that took over my pc yesterday allowed me to use her account so now I just use her account

[boreal torrent]

cold showers are the best

[rapid aurora]

nooo!!!! it hurts

[boreal torrent]

it's 33C everyday i ain't fucking with hot showers

[main crown]

as long as its not freezing

[rapid aurora]

is this you marvin

[rapid aurora]

HOT SHOWERRREE FOREEEEEVEVEVERR!!!!!

[keen junco]

Yop

[boreal torrent]

NOP

nevo loves showering with boiling water

[solemn plank]

im so happy todau

[main wyvern]

i do as well

[rapid aurora]

YESSSSSS OMG I JUST GIGGLE WHEN SHOWERING WITH HOT WATER
SO CUTE AND CALMING

[boreal torrent]

y'all clinically insane

[main wyvern]

i am sane

[rapid aurora]

how do you hate hot shower...

[rapid aurora]

with your pfp
i think you can rule the world

[main crown]

to me its not a hate, but cold water is more relaxing

[tawny ginkgo]

hi

[long river]

is there a plugin that lets me read inside hidden channels rather than just see what the channels are. Also how do i fix my discord because it keeps breaking

[keen junco]

Evil

[keen junco]

No that's illegal

[spare pebble]

discords API is crap but not that crap

[long river]

😦

[spare pebble]

also yeah that fits the legal definition of hacking

[keen junco]

Nate I told you to stop breaking the law

[long river]

yea nate

[near ravine]

goodnight vencor

[drifting carbon]

gn

oh wait wrong channel

[rapid aurora]

without a hug?

[keen junco]

Goognidht buh

[main crown]

the cold washes as the problems away

[near ravine]

hug me

[rapid aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smash-smash-hell-yeah-gif-21061688

[keen junco]

[rapid aurora]

[keen junco]

@paper gate https://youtu.be/ALM-lKRoGfE

[spring trellis]

i got banned here in my dream

[open pasture]

whats the font name for the "vencord" on server banner

[keen junco]

Let's make your dream come true

[spring trellis]

a man walks into a bar. he says ‘give me a drink’. the bartender gives him a drink. the end

[keen junco]

I think it's just something custom

[open pasture]

hmmm okay thanks man

[open pasture]

yes.

[keen junco]

Best you can do is looking through something like this https://www.dafont.com/theme.php?cat=110&text=Vencord

[main crown]

to me the design looks very close to a succubus tattoo, someone might have created a font like that

[keen junco]

Expert in the room

[spring trellis]

who else wanna shut off their phones, drive to the beach at night, forget everything, and just listen to the sounds of the waves crashing

[white plaza]

hi

can i buy vencord with 1 robux?

[keen junco]

Yes

[white plaza]

the whole vencord?

[keen junco]

Yes, please DM @stark herald to make an official purchase offer

[white plaza]

yay

ok i did it

[fallow pawn]

https://x.com/xezrunner/status/1890436460437778825?s=46 @sudden sun fix

xezrunner (@xezrunner) on X

A new UI shape by Meta

X · Feb 14, 2025, 4:22 PM

@white plaza it’s 10million to buy vencord

[white plaza]

holy moly

10 robux pls

[spring trellis]

how does this even happen

[wheat eagle]

wow

burnout is really fun

[sudden sun]

horror

[main totem]

Hello!

[fallow pawn]

all graffiti looks the same we need some variation

[spring trellis]

i like graffiti if it actually looks good

[main wyvern]

graffiti art

[vale sail]

happy valentines day everyone

[lapis lava]

happy valentines day everyone

i forgot to say this so here we are

[white plaza]

still 14 feb here

[vivid junco]

oculus rift cv1 moment 🙏

[lapis lava]

same

[rapid aurora]

oh yea happy valentine day

can we have awesome cool people day (us with no partners)

[vale sail]

i love driving 40km through slush and snow to stay overnight for valentines

[rapid aurora]

have fun bro

[vale sail]

[rapid aurora]

next year I'll get a partner

!reminder nevo getting a partner 365 days

[river thunder]

Alright @rapid aurora, in 1 year: nevo getting a partner

[rapid aurora]

[vale sail]

[rapid aurora]

you should spend time with your partner bro
discord won't go anywhere

[vale sail]

oh i'm still getting ready to leave lol, dw :>

[spring trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/java-duke-everywhere-computer-phone-gif-2655662629958065522

[drifting carbon]

hi

[rapid aurora]

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rapid aurora]

i understand him without even understanding what he said

[keen gust]

what the fuck is all of that for dawg just take the fucking top off 😭

or just go back and ask for a straw

[digital kettle]

the

[keen gust]

the.

[vivid junco]

Fire.

[digital kettle]

sheep

🐑sheeps

[keen gust]

goot.

gleat.

[vivid junco]

ir capturer

[keen gust]

behhh.

[vivid junco]

We don't about the random server below them

[digital kettle]

i need random objects

very spesific ones

[vivid junco]

I have a 750GB HDD if that works

[digital kettle]

oddly spesific

[digital kettle]

not that's not random

more random than that

[vivid junco]

Hmm

[white plaza]

I think I've gained an extra 15 kg

I ate a sandwich the size of a medium pizza

(I ate it all)

[vivid junco]

A poweredge r820 with 4x intel xeon E5-4620 v2s, 256GB DDR3 samsung ECC memory, 2.4TB HDD in a raid0 array with a PERC H710 raid card and 2 missing storage backplanes. Is that enough

[vivid junco]

Do I see a VGA port

[keen gust]

yes you do

[keen gust]

what do stock imagers think while making this

''splish splosh. splish posh. splish splash''

''blip. plop. blip pop pop.''

[vivid junco]

Is he actually in water.

[white plaza]

me

[wheat eagle]

what day is it today

[white plaza]

14

[wheat eagle]

oh

[fallow pawn]

ask an admin for the template

[bold adder]

@harsh minnow you live in germany

id afd that bad

[harsh minnow]

why did they all get banned lmao

what's the context

[finite stone]

is vencord down?

[rough dome]

no.

[bold adder]

jd vance speech

[harsh minnow]

he's right

[bold adder]

oh no even more

[rigid silo]

what

[harsh minnow]

but who's hosting it

[bold adder]

uhhh

hes doing it in munich

idk who hosted it

but he basically shit on the european governments right in front of them

[harsh minnow]

afd is literally less right wing than the republican party but people here pretend they're NSDAP version 2 lmao

[bold adder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCOsgfINdKg

[harsh minnow]

ye ik

I listened

[harsh minnow]

^

[bold adder]

ok yea idk maybe the mod doesnt like afd

maybe they work for the government ium

[harsh minnow]

vmute 10m

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted paradoxxs (@prisma hinge) for 10 minutes

[harsh minnow]

that's why i asked you who's hosting it

what channel

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026504914131759104/1338675193857576982/neto_moti-1219466233180852224-01-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[bold adder]

oh thats what you meant

asmongold

[junior ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267130154476507136/1340092043799822397/WXfh2nz2JcL3eGNv.mp4?ex=67b11978&is=67afc7f8&hm=f2181bb763bb7f6149caf8a1825ae0495962e985ac780aa488bf7b3638d70b0d&

[rigid silo]

no

[harsh minnow]

??

then why are these people getting banned lol

[bold adder]

idk 😭

i dont live in germany naywya

[harsh minnow]

if it was like hasanabi then yeah obv they're getting banned cause of that

but asmon wouldn't do that

[bold adder]

i cant deal with this shit

[harsh minnow]

maybe some insane mod

[paper gate]

folding proteins

[harsh minnow]

[fallow pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1339531376197894235/2022-10-25_06-03-35_39.mp4?ex=67b1098f&is=67afb80f&hm=08205e9ce0dbef78df091f3e9aa231885870171d58d784470ba533e06a6a3d02& @harsh minnow look at this cool run i did

[rigid silo]

❓

[harsh minnow]

sorry idk what's going on

[acoustic trellis]

I just know its imperial

iirc

[bold adder]

aw his dad came to visit

they exchanged gifts

[harsh minnow]

whose

Vance? or Asmon

[paper gate]

@harsh minnow

[harsh minnow]

[junior ridge]

[bold adder]

asmon

so sweet

[bold adder]

his dad is so funny

[rigid silo]

i need to calibrate my ps2 laser

[paper gate]

i liek this

[bold adder]

LOL THEYRE ALREADY ON IT

[rare trout]

she on my til i

[rare trout]

whats afd

[bold adder]

idk

some party?

[hollow surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1244426433216905236/1339015054019924079/togif.gif?ex=67b07a32&is=67af28b2&hm=95f04ce5cd10a438fd88be86a26434a525e6831441cd4ea877cef219efb1e8c7&=&width=743&height=703

[hollow surge]

this is not megacozy

first message of 15 february let's go

(only my timezone is real)

[rare trout]

bro... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALM-lKRoGfE

[kind prawn]

any smokers in chat can recommend me the brand that gives you lung cancer the quickest?

[sudden sun]

he's funny

bro went from deepfaking nilered to being the real nilegreen

[solemn plank]

put lead in there or something

[kind prawn]

where do i get lead?

[rotund valley]

[bold adder]

your school water fountains probably have em

[kind prawn]

i already finished school

public park fountains maybe?

[rotund valley]

chernobyl newports

[lost furnace]

live changing poll

[solemn plank]

vencord election

[lost furnace]

yop

please vote shiggy my friend is saying miku is better

:(

[solemn plank]

i made an entire fucking wii game for shiggy

[lost furnace]

WAIT FR?

SEND ME

I GOT A WII U

[bold adder]

not like a ban is that crazy you just cant chat

they can probably appeal

[solemn plank]

https://oscwii.org/library/app/Shiggii

[wicked owl]

https://embed.vyslix.dev

[rapid aurora]

OR DIE

[wicked owl]

trolleyzoom

[solemn plank]

https://embed.vyslix.dev?url=www.vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[lost furnace]

if shiggy wins vennie gets to run for president

[solemn plank]

i forgot plink

[lost furnace]

7895e4uygyrfuytyuv6\

ihgijer awjkghkghksrfgsdfzvbjbsv sbkj sv\\

insane.

[wicked owl]

https://embed.vyslix.dev/?url=vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[paper gate]

[solemn plank]

thanks

[wicked owl]

thumbs_up

[solemn plank]

observing

[wicked owl]

only made this bc i lost my discord nitro account and discord support isn't planning to do anything about it

[bold adder]

is afd really fascist??

and racist

and idk communist

[hollow surge]

shigging

[wicked owl]

let me add responsive sizing actually

this looks wrong

[glass shell]

hiii vencord

[open pasture]

vys jumpscare

[keen kernel]

http://0x81d57784/vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[wicked owl]

real

https://embed.vyslix.dev/?nocache=1&url=https://vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[acoustic dragon]

Hiiii

[wicked owl]

that in fact did nothing

ok i leave

[keen kernel]

http://0x81d57784/

[solemn plank]

happy valentines day
Fact ID: 63512 · Here's a fact about LOVE POEM:

.
Love.
It's slowly dripping on the ground.
It's making noise and making sound.
It's fills up the entire room.
You vomited into the sink.

[spring trellis]

hello

[keen kernel]

Tell Me Another Fact!

[solemn plank]

Fact ID: 61159 · Here's a fact about BLART:

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/293340619395563521/646118619658321930/unknown.png?width=250&height=39

[brisk tundra]

Blart

[solemn plank]

no

[solemn plank]

Fact ID: 53252 · Here's a fact about MODDB:

taked so long to load

[rigid silo]

饭

[pallid salmon]

when we getting free soundboard?

[rigid silo]

tomorrow

[junior ridge]

all of them

[solemn plank]

Fact ID: 51610 · Here's a fact about CAR:

get a car
drive fast
drive far
get away from here.

[lost furnace]

Shig is shigging out

[solemn plank]

42 shigs. weak

i can get over 100

[junior ridge]

100 isnt shit.....

[solemn plank]

hold B and plus or minus

[solemn plank]

one shig is 10 button presses

[junior ridge]

clearly you dont know how fast i can button

[solemn plank]

Shiggii highscore list

[solemn plank]

@lost furnace this changes the skin

[vagrant field]

Does anybody happen to know of any css in the snippets channel that removes the coloring around a message after you're pinged/replied to?

[paper gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/699734251280662598/1174375315229913108/PsychicAssault.gif

[lost furnace]

to what

I turned it off because it was too loud and I cant change the volume of my monitor

[solemn plank]

multiple ones

jt cycles

[lost furnace]

vennie?

or no vennie

[solemn plank]

thats one

[lost furnace]

!!!

[solemn plank]

the last one in the list iirc

so B and Minus

[lost furnace]

also its not a game its a dol file so I redownloaded wii backup manager for no reason

(im a little stupid)

[solemn plank]

whoopsies!

[nocturne kettle]

Boys is there a vencord mobile?

[wicked owl]

https://embed.vyslix.dev/?CacheBegone&url=https://vencord.dev/plink.mp4

[winter needle]

ip lagger

[wicked owl]

🤑

[keen kernel]

vmink

[keen kernel]

http://0x81d57784/news/cataas.com/cat

[fallow drum]

https://www.reddit.com/r/laptops/s/WcITPfnsIm you don’t know what this is… @paper gate

[paper gate]

guh

[hollow surge]

i love how you just added a new frame ontop

this is a banger so i don't care

I DONT WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS

THERES JT ONE THING I NEED

[solemn plank]

good

[boreal torrent]

you love aliu polls

[spring trellis]

might not be able to go to the year 12 formal this year

apparently it’s only for students who are up to date with their school fees

pretty disgusting of the school to do that

[wraith osprey]

one day aliucord will cease to function on modern android

what will you do then

[boreal torrent]

how

[boreal torrent]

PC

Or web

[solemn plank]

tbh discord will probably die in 2 years

[wraith osprey]

I'm counting on it

[solemn plank]

discord will die before aliucord is no longer supported on android

[boreal torrent]

people are going to move to facebook

[spring trellis]

they rely on investor funding so it’s inevitable i reckon

[boreal torrent]

yop

[wraith osprey]

discord isnt profitable???

[spring trellis]

realistically how could they be profitable

[solemn plank]

a new company will appear saying that they are the new better discord

[boreal torrent]

^^^

[spring trellis]

they make no money off people who don’t pay for nitro

[solemn plank]

just like how discord said it was the new better skype and teamspeak

[boreal torrent]

matrix :3

[wraith osprey]

ad supported client soon..

[solemn plank]

and how skype said it was the better msn or whatever

[spring trellis]

i’ve heard that matrix as a protocol is flawed

[solemn plank]

it will stay shadowed when the next corporation appears

[wraith osprey]

ok but where's my profile badges and

[boreal torrent]

it's kinda slow

[open pasture]

le message n'a pas pu être chargé

[boreal torrent]

we need smth better than matrix

[open pasture]

what mean

[boreal torrent]

because matrix as a concept is good

[spring trellis]

and i can kinda see why considering my home server crashed my router because it sent typing indicators to every single home server in a chat room

[rapid aurora]

is that arabic..

[open pasture]

It's chinese

[wraith osprey]

the message couldn't be loaded

[open pasture]

I think

[boreal torrent]

lc.tr

[night blaze]

-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇫🇷 French to 🇺🇸 English • Google Translate
the message could not be loaded

[rapid aurora]

FR??

[boreal torrent]

:3

[open pasture]

thanks
sorry I don't speak Bad languages

[boreal torrent]

are you québécois

[solemn plank]

Quebec

[rapid aurora]

vee is right
why the fuck are my images low quality?????

[spring trellis]

most people on matrix are also like the exact same person

[solemn plank]

Quebec

[wraith osprey]

nope just shitty public school anglo Canada education smile

[boreal torrent]

xd

[wraith osprey]

i can't really speak or write it but I can work it out if its said slow enough or written

[open pasture]

quebec uh? va t'en saint-simonaque de fucking enfant!

[wraith osprey]

if and of being one key apart is the worst part of qwerty

[solemn plank]

theres a Bigger problem than that

[open pasture]

https://youtu.be/fvOvrNHSwhs

[wraith osprey]

hwhat

[wraith osprey]

KYSKYSKYSKYS CANASA IS PEAK

[solemn plank]

whats next to b

[open pasture]

only thing good from canada is maple syrup

[wraith osprey]

WE HAVE NATIVE AMERIFAN GEN{CIDE UO TO THE 90s

[rapid aurora]

i wish they give us the ability to pick regular colors

[wraith osprey]

just ping nino with a forceful tone and the colour u want

[rapid aurora]

but ig that will effect donators

[solemn plank]

replace the letter B with the letter right next to it

[wraith osprey]

@lapis lava make regular brown rn

[wraith osprey]

b n

nababa

[rapid aurora]

NINO YOU BITCH (sorry) GIVE US BETTER COLORS

is that forceful enough

[open pasture]

wdym red is peak

[solemn plank]

also

[open pasture]

keep this color

[spring trellis]

i want steel blue back

[wraith osprey]

ew 'color'

learn to spell

[solemn plank]

i have mispelled "like", hit K instead of L

[open pasture]

donate then

[spring trellis]

i’m poor enough

[hollow surge]

peak color

[open pasture]

Clearly the solution is that everyone should use an ABC layout

[wraith osprey]

what's kike

[rapid aurora]

sorry I'm doing my best

[open pasture]

ooooooooo
@mods ban this man

[solemn plank]

an anti semitic slur

[wraith osprey]

💀💀💀💀

[spring trellis]

based

[wraith osprey]

i wish Americans had a real historical slur

[solemn plank]

i got a pass because of the obvious fact it was a typo

[hollow surge]

i do that so often that it pisses me off

[wraith osprey]

i want to hurt them

[hollow surge]

i wish i could change the k and l position

[solemn plank]

yankee iirc

[hollow surge]

to be completly opposite on the keyboard

changue my q to k

[wraith osprey]

i thought thats just what new yorkers called themselves 😀

[boreal torrent]

r u serious

[solemn plank]

yeah ..

[boreal torrent]

thats not a slur

every american is a yankee

[hollow surge]

yop

[solemn plank]

wasnt the term made by the brits as a derogatory one?

[rapid aurora]

i wanna brush my teeth
but the bed is soooooo cozy

please guys what should i do

[wraith osprey]

derogatory or playful

truly the traits of a slur

[boreal torrent]

yankee is very used in latin america

because a lot of latinos refuse to call them americans

[frozen cedar]

you wanna know what would be cool

[boreal torrent]

or they just say "estadounidense"

[wraith osprey]

muh we're all american

[rapid aurora]

we?

[boreal torrent]

nop ew

im brazilian

im no yankee

[solemn plank]

im Korbo

[rapid aurora]

I'm indian thankfully

not american

[wraith osprey]

i live on north america

[hollow surge]

britland

[boreal torrent]

i live in south america

[hollow surge]

i live on pluto

[rapid aurora]

i live in brazil over there

[hollow surge]

no you don't

[wraith osprey]

you arent a real planet

[hollow surge]

yes i am not a real planet

that is true

[rapid aurora]

there's no proof at all to say I'm Moroccan

[frozen cedar]

if someone made a plugin that replaces the discord icon with your profile picture like how it was in 2015

[wraith osprey]

css

[solemn plank]

the devilbro mindset

[boreal torrent]

mentiroso do caralho nao fode gringo arrombado

[hollow surge]

né

esse frescose ai

[rapid aurora]

si cute girls

[hollow surge]

"si"

smt

[boreal torrent]

"si" ok thats an insult

die

[solemn plank]

yahiamice

[wraith osprey]

patching js is more efficient than writing css finds!!!!!

[rapid aurora]

I'M SORRY

[boreal torrent]

we dont speak spanish bro

😭

[rapid aurora]

si...

[hollow surge]

@rapid aurora vtmnc fdp do krlh mrd do kct

[rapid aurora]

so you guys speak the "nein" langsam?

[hollow surge]

mlk

[boreal torrent]

we speak portuguese

duh

[rapid aurora]

sir t9awed a zamel

[hollow surge]

lingua de fresco

fica frescando ai e eu boto no toba em

[boreal torrent]

fala português alienígena

[hollow surge]

presta atenção nao...

[ember holly]

Microsoft offered to buy discord for 12 billion dollars in 2021 and they rejected the offer

[rapid aurora]

ana mafahem ta haja
3lach Portuguese bidabt!!!!!!

[wraith osprey]

korbo ..

[glossy swallow]

lol how is discord faster in firefox than their dated electron version

[boreal torrent]

same here

lol

[wraith osprey]

electron is just bad

[glossy swallow]

the only real issue i have had with firefox performance is on github

😭

[wraith osprey]

how

[glossy swallow]

what problems have you had...

[wraith osprey]

none...

[rapid aurora]

gn small individuals

[spring trellis]

i’m 6’3 but gn

[solemn plank]

i made vns into a microgame

[glossy swallow]

lol theo made a video criticing firefox and now i think about it i think he mainly criticised small stuff like gradients not being dithered 😭

[hollow surge]

every new member should play this game

[boreal torrent]

yeah

most firefox issues r minor issues lol

[glossy swallow]

i find dithering ugly

it looks all grainy

[spring trellis]

firefox only exists because of google

[ember holly]

well no

if google wasn't a thing

[glossy swallow]

i get that the memory leaks are pretty worrying

[ember holly]

chromium wouldn't be a thing

[glossy swallow]

but in practice it's not a big deal...

[ember holly]

and firefox would have like over 50% of the market share

[hollow surge]

i teached my therapist the ways of windows shift s

[spring trellis]

almost all of mozilla’s funding is from google

[glossy swallow]

chromium was based on webkit

[ember holly]

yes

mozilla wouldn't need that funding

[glossy swallow]

so surely some webkit improvement fork would made by a company

[ember holly]

if google wasn't a thing

although "what if no google" is a veeery big what if

like

the web ecosystem would not have evolved the way it did without google

[glossy swallow]

why don't you google what if no google

[dawn iris]

im BORED

entertain me

vendor vencor vencord

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286757518042857544/1294466564065857607/image-216.gif

[paper glacier]

my message logger is broken

nvm

[torpid flicker]

Just testing it

[paper glacier]

thanks goober

[ember holly]

i use duckduckgo

[glossy swallow]

nobody does really

they put the !google thing

[boreal torrent]

smt vc oxi ta louco porra nao fode menor

[solemn plank]

mukma BUH humama

throws you

[boreal torrent]

https://youtu.be/KwnBZZ7_FGg

[abstract blade]

AHDHAKRHAKFHJANDHFNAMFJF

[boreal torrent]

THAT IS AMAZING

[boreal torrent]

"APARTHEID-SPAWNED PEST" NAHHH

[wraith osprey]

did u see elons little boy tell trump hes not the president and needs to go away

[boreal torrent]

😭

[wraith osprey]

i wonder what hes hearing behind closed doors Clueless

[glass shell]

hi vencord

[solemn plank]

he's been killed and replaced by a robot

[boreal torrent]

hii

holy shit i might have to take sleeping meds tonight

[glass shell]

literally me yesterday

my meds also happen to be stimulants and I have to take them early in the morning

I ended up not being able to sleep until 2pm

[solemn plank]

you know those fuzzies you get on pants

[spring trellis]

this rain is so nice

[solemn plank]

is there a betrer way to get rid of them other than using a shaving razor

[weak vale]

ya u can get a depiller

[solemn plank]

how does my local coffee shop get its lemonade green and overly sweet i need to know

i think its real lemonade

[spring trellis]

how does my local fish and chip shop do potato cakes so well i need to know

[wraith osprey]

green lemons

[spring trellis]

i think it’s real sliced potato instead of mashed potato

[solemn plank]

burned the buscuits too hard . dust black .

still eating it

i brought this on myself

[weak vale]

that shit carcinogenic vro

[wraith osprey]

get sandpaper and sand the burnt off

[vapid adder]

hiiiiiii

[weak vale]

i love drinking crude oil

[fallow pawn]

saw vending machine art… turns out it was ai

[hollow surge]

I LOVE DRINKING OILLLLL

[weak vale]

THE STUFF THAT COMES IN BARRELSSS

[hollow surge]

whitename connection

[weak vale]

[glossy swallow]

lol there's a binary i compiled over two years ago on linux and it still works after switching between multiple different distros

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 93.50% gay

[glossy swallow]

wondering if i should disable blur on my terminal

[glossy swallow]

literally all blur does is make me move the window around for five minutes very facinated by the effect

[meager rover]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 93.50% gay

[keen cosmos]

Vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 8.39% gay

[keen cosmos]

NO

[solemn plank]

you gotta make a new account now

[keen cosmos]

It should be higher 🥹

[solemn plank]

No

Question: Invert a vertical line

Answer:  No

Question: Invert a vertical line

Answer:  No

Question: Invert a vertical line

Answer:  No

Question: Invert a vertical line

Answer:  No

Question: Invert a vertical line

Answer:  No

Question: Invert

Wow!

[hollow surge]

vhs when(vhowstraight)

[rare trout]

https://x.com/USArmy/status/1890490320313286788

U.S. Army (@USArmy) on X

The #USArmy will no longer allow transgender individuals to join the military and will stop performing or facilitating procedures associated with gender transition for service members.

Stay tuned for more details.

X · Feb 14, 2025, 7:56 PM

I know what I'm doing when the draft is reinstated

[open pasture]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 88.26% gay

[open pasture]

false

should be 50/50

[rare trout]

@lapis lava

@lapis lava

@lapis lava you

[lapis lava]

you

[open pasture]

The operation couldn’t be completed. (Foundation._GenericObjCError error 0.)

[fallow pawn]

based

[rare trout]

The us is now safe

[fallow pawn]

my oomfs won’t get drafted

https://x.com/usarmy/status/1890525238514864437?s=46 @rare trout

U.S. Army (@USArmy) on X

Individuals with gender dysphoria have volunteered to serve our country and will be treated with dignity and respect.

X · Feb 14, 2025, 10:15 PM

[hollow surge]

@lapis lava you are

[open pasture]

/tag snat

[spring trellis]

vhg

[neon ferry]

🌈 You are 92.12% gay

[spring trellis]

bit lower but good enough

[open pasture]

ok

[bold adder]

i saw the craziest ratio today

[fallow pawn]

me scrolling through replies is a bit funny

[bold adder]

replies and comments are great

i always read them

[spring trellis]

i still need to call the army recruitment line

[spring trellis]

probably will on monday

[fallow pawn]

LOL

so real though..

[bold adder]

i saw a trans person deadname the gulf of america today

the comments were crazy

[fallow pawn]

gulf of mexico

[bold adder]

i honestly dont care for either name

theyre both funny

it could be named taco chicken burger oil eagle and i wouldnt care

[open pasture]

what's that

i need this but for gulf of america

vct #🤖-bot-commands

[neon ferry]

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[open pasture]

Gulf of Mexico? 🇺🇸 No! Embrace Gulf of AMERICA! 🦅

Embrace freedom! Liberty demands we rename it! 🗽

The Gulf of America represents us, our land, our values. 🇺🇸🔥

Show your patriotism! It's time! 🚀🎉

[junior ridge]

LETS GOOOOO

fuck the draft

[glossy swallow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ

[fallow pawn]

the main argument I see is that trans people join the military just for medical related reasons

Wow it’s not like the main point of joining is having benefits

who could’ve known

[boreal torrent]

insane

's twitter is back

[junior ridge]

me when i risk my life for my country and then get harassed for using the benefits given to me

[spring trellis]

found this old screenshot
i wonder if it’s still true

[fallow drum]

tbf the amount of hate you’d get as a transgender person in the military… the biggest issue there is that they will have to put a mtf transgender person with the women, but that will also mean that they will all get naked and shower together, because that’s what you do in the military

[wheat eagle]

time to spend 40€ on an cable

[boreal torrent]

i hope i don't get forced to go to army

because army SUCKS

[fallow drum]

it’s stupid yeah but it’s the whole “save the women!!!!” argument the republicans use

[fallow pawn]

next tweet is related to gender dysphoria so that’s their main point

[boreal torrent]

i'm not murican tho

[fallow drum]

itll be switched back immediately once a democrat is in office

[spring trellis]

i plan to join the army when i finish school

[fallow drum]

first thing pretty much

[fallow pawn]

they’re marking it as a mental illness

[junior ridge]

well apparently i cant get drafted now so im fine

[fallow pawn]

so that’s probably their sole reason

[fallow drum]

last term trump also made it so any doctor can choose to not treat a transgender person at all

[main crown]

would you rather force mtf people shower with men?

[fallow drum]

not allowing them to join prevents everything

[fallow pawn]

I wouldn’t shower with ANYONE

[boreal torrent]

brazil doesnt care if you're trans

[fallow pawn]

fuck the military

[boreal torrent]

if they wanna force you to go to army

[fallow pawn]

[wraith osprey]

i mean any doctor can refuse service

[boreal torrent]

they're are forcing you to go army eitherway

[junior ridge]

[wheat eagle]

orange

[fallow drum]

also this yeah but honestly i would never wanna risk going into the military as a transgender person…

the amount of hate you will get

[fallow pawn]

don’t go to Brazil if you’re trans you’re gonna get drafted

[wheat eagle]

@rigid silo

[wraith osprey]

unironically cis people should start saying theyre trans if they get drafted

[main crown]

sure ig, at the cost of infringing on peoples rights

[fallow pawn]

would work probably

[wheat eagle]

@wheat eagle

[keen junco]

No you're not allowed to shower at all, stay stinky

[fallow drum]

i don’t think there’s really any “right to serve”

[junior ridge]

honestly knowing the us government they're gonna need a whole psyche evaluation and a medical professionals signature to prove it

[fallow drum]

getting into the military is not as easy as a thing in the US as some may think, there are a TON of things that will immediately disqualify you from service and then you gotta work around those things and maybe you enlist but maybe not

[fallow pawn]

the us will transvestigate

[main crown]

fine smh

[wraith osprey]

iirc u have to sign up for the draft so just put ur trans on the form and get blacklisted

doubt they'd check

trolley

[fallow pawn]

HUGE

[junior ridge]

oh yeah i was supposed to do that

i never did

oh well

[wheat eagle]

you are not forced to go to the army here

im lucky

[spring trellis]

australia is really desperate for recruits
if you’ve finished year 12 you’re nearly guaranteed to get in

[fallow drum]

the chance of a draft occurring in the US are so minimal

[fallow pawn]

I would never join the military I’m too frail for that

[main crown]

I would relate it more to discimination due to the fact thier trans, say any other employer not employing you specifically since your trans

[stark herald]

whats military draft

[spring trellis]

and my dad simply cannot get fired unless he just goes and murders someone

[stark herald]

are every US citizen force to go to army

[wraith osprey]

no

but u have to register just in case

[fallow drum]

no you’re forced to sign up for it in the event of a draft but the chance of a draft are very slim so you gotta register for it as soon as you can

i’ve never registered for it lol but it probably shows that i have

[fallow pawn]

1/8th of this server must be in the military that’s a huge number

[spring trellis]

in an national emergency you can be conscripted yes

[fallow drum]

you’re meant to sign for it but they do it automatically when you do any government activity it seems

[fallow pawn]

I don’t even know that many…

[fallow drum]

to get transgender medical assistance in the military… there are some very strict requirements

[keen junco]

Half the server is still in the kindergarten so idk

[wraith osprey]

i mean even if trans people are 1% of the population thats still 3mil in america alone

[fallow pawn]

they’re getting there

[fallow drum]

soon they will be able to join military

[fallow pawn]

they’re just in the playground #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[stark herald]

hi

iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

so sad

[wheat eagle]

hi

why

[fallow drum]

the US on their way to care way too much about 0.000001% of the US population

[wheat eagle]

some one please buy me 40€ video cable

[keen junco]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[fallow pawn]

yeah it’s so odd lol

[open pasture]

@lapis lava https://music.apple.com/us/album/lana/1480244813?i=1480245026

[fallow drum]

they’re transing the vencord members in support @fallow pawn

[main crown]

what was it, banning trans athletes, when the total number was less than 10 who would even be affected by it

[fallow drum]

yeah

[lapis lava]

@fallow pawn i think im becoming you... ❓ got in my top reacts

[wraith osprey]

iirc national self reported trans population of Canada is 0.33%

[open pasture]

I keep ruining my emojis with predictive text

[shrewd imp]

As of 2023, the population of Canada is estimated to be around 39.57 million people.

[wheat eagle]

❓

[fallow pawn]

only a few

[wraith osprey]

ai lies lmao

[jolly nexus]

<:i:1273119303972946001> No answer.

[fallow pawn]

update biscord model

[lapis lava]

dieeee

[open pasture]

canad

[jolly nexus]

Population of Canada -> 38.8 million people (world rank: 38th) (2023 estimate)

[main crown]

130 thousand ish

[fallow drum]

hey siri

[fallow pawn]

literally same number smh

[final ravine]

does anyone need a CSS for tweaking the new interface?

[wraith osprey]

2021 census

Of the nearly 30.5 million people in Canada aged 15 and older living in a private household in May 2021, 100,815 were transgender (59,460) or non-binary (41,355), accounting for 0.33% of the population in this age group.

[fallow drum]

@paper gate does

[fallow pawn]

bro 2 years outdated from the ai

Smh

[fallow drum]

tbf a census is really the only way to accurately determine a population and the rest is kinda just theoretical

[wraith osprey]

Canadian census is every 5 years 😭

[fallow pawn]

1 more year

[wraith osprey]

then 2 years for the data to be available

[open pasture]

[solemn plank]

i like the mario aunshine stus

[fallow pawn]

I love waiting almost a decade for a number

[stark herald]

sobbing

[paper gate]

@open pasture I love you

[fallow pawn]

[wraith osprey]

this is the national census

provinces do their own stuff too

[final ravine]

idk who need,so if need msg me

[stark herald]

whats a census

[wraith osprey]

and then theres also private surveys and such

[fallow pawn]

yk like Celsius I think

[open pasture]

why is apple music's algorithm way better today

[wraith osprey]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Census

[shrewd imp]

A census is a count and survey of a population.

Message URL

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

Question

whats a census tldr

[fallow drum]

fres so dumb

we will ban soon

[stark herald]

nop

[solemn plank]

can we put more brain in fres

random parts

two frontal lobes fuck it

[lapis lava]

@fallow pawn insane...

[fallow drum]

put more pain receptors in fres brain

[lapis lava]

ur website looks so good i wanna remake mine now

[fallow pawn]

bro they care too much about gender and sexual orientation

can’t have a gay man in MY army

[fallow drum]

you’d be surprised of the stuff you can’t do in the military

you’re not allowed to cheat

you’ll actually get arrested for it and tried

if you cheat on a partner

[fallow pawn]

good don’t be an asshole to ur partner like that

[fallow drum]

it’s all about image

[fallow pawn]

if u wanna cheat just break up atp

[fallow drum]

yeah that is good lol but just an example

they have laws for everything

and they can try you for those things

[stark herald]

crying

[wheat eagle]

ehy

why

[fallow drum]

in a couple decades trans people will not be a focus point anymore just like how gay people aren’t either

just the way the world works

they gotta find somebody to hate and make laws against

[mystic salmon]

wtf is the German learning discord sometimes

[mystic salmon]

Someone is trying to compare getting muted for spamming with getting executed or something

[fallow drum]

typical german…

[neon ferry]

The cozy of the day is red! (#ee204d)

[mystic salmon]

Simple red

[fallow drum]

they should compare it with of that one mustache guy instead

[boreal torrent]

do they only allow monogamous relationships

[boreal torrent]

[fallow pawn]

i think it’s even greater because of the influence of social media

[fallow drum]

yeah

[paper gate]

@fallow drum hi~

[fallow drum]

you’d be charged with adulteryif you were poly

[boreal torrent]

insane

[lapis lava]

cheating being a crime is fire

[paper gate]

I cheat on

@fallow drum

with

@open pasture

[fallow drum]

they want you to maintain an image so they have laws for every little thing that would possibly make somebody look bad

[boreal torrent]

1984

[open pasture]

polyamory is illegal almost everywhere in the US

[lapis lava]

is #goons allowed

[open pasture]

Ò´Å◊´ Â´ ÅÒؘ´

[fallow drum]

no it’s like literally actually illegal. in the US you can’t marry two people but it’s not illegal

[boreal torrent]

true

[open pasture]

for.. reasonable reasons actually

[fallow drum]

in the military it’s literally illegal

youll actually go to court for it

[open pasture]

yeah, you can't marry two people in the US
which is the legal definition of polyamory

[lapis lava]

if we allow poly people to marry itll be like Steam familie

s

[fallow drum]

a relationship does not involve marrriage every time? what?

[boreal torrent]

good.

[cursive nest]

sleepy

[boreal torrent]

steam families are awesome

[open pasture]

legal definition

[fallow pawn]

I don’t mind poly people

[lapis lava]

"stop hogging the child its my custody hour!!"

[open pasture]

as in the government doesn't give a fuck unless you actually try to marry multiple people

[fallow pawn]

not my type of relationship I would have but it’s not something I should care about

people should do what they want regarding that

[open pasture]

same here
i don't want that but do what you want

[fallow pawn]

though marrying is a legal procedure which is kinda cringe as well

[lapis lava]

i don't see how you can actually be in love with multiple people but you do you

[boreal torrent]

i mean ofc you can't

because you aren't poly

[cursive nest]

marriage having anything to do with the government is stupid

[boreal torrent]

REAL

[fallow drum]

too much poly talk about to break out into a massive argument between 50% of vencord and the other 50%

[fallow pawn]

looool

[open pasture]

very true!!

[fallow drum]

i was just using it as an example 😭

[spring trellis]

ultimate trolling is about to commence

[open pasture]

It's just a way to give the government more money

[fallow drum]

@lapis lava what if we executed you

[boreal torrent]

not rly

[cursive nest]

massive relationship sounds like

[boreal torrent]

PLEASE

[open pasture]

I mean I think we are all generally agreeing right now

[fallow pawn]

wdym

[keen junco]

The polyglots are calling in their 10 partners to kill you with massive hammers already

[lapis lava]

i eat rosies

[boreal torrent]

LMFAO

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808115423198314507/1302753681921540157/togif.gif

[fallow pawn]

I don’t really see the point in marrying tbh

[open pasture]

for unrelated reasons because im not poly

[boreal torrent]

neither

[keen junco]

That seems like something you'd do

[boreal torrent]

like

[open pasture]

Yeah I would

[fallow pawn]

yes big event that happens wow now we have a legal bondage

[boreal torrent]

why the fuck would you like to get the feds involved in your relationship

[open pasture]

🧠🔨

[lapis lava]

@fallow drum we should execute you. ✅ react if you'd like to execute her

[fallow drum]

i mean it does provide you with a ton of benefits financially

[boreal torrent]

this doesn't make sense at all to me

[paper gate]

to me it's setting in stone the relationship

[wheat eagle]

I can’t sleep

[lapis lava]

yop

[paper gate]

vows and stuff

[fallow pawn]

I think one benefit is just citizenship and such

[paper gate]

me and @fallow drum are getting married soon!!!

[boreal torrent]

yeah pretty much that's the only benefit ig

[open pasture]

me when I marry someone and they suddenly don't like me (they steal 50% of my assets)

[boreal torrent]

REAL

[fallow drum]

marriage does have many uses. it is the way of recognizing a couple officially and them actually being considered a family. in the US, implied marriage is a thing in many states anyways

[keen junco]

Sign a prenup

[paper gate]

I'll steal your liver @fallow drum

[fallow drum]

and it’s just something people have always done

[open pasture]

Yeah I know prenups exist

[lapis lava]

weddings are crazy i can just
preacher: speak now or forever hold your peace
me: "I disagree."
wedding: ends

[open pasture]

but not nearly enough people know about them

[paper gate]

@lapis lava I know your future

[fallow pawn]

if I get married I just hope my apple products don’t get taken

[paper gate]

confiscated

[boreal torrent]

too bad.

[open pasture]

I'm going to marry you and steal your apple products

[lapis lava]

you would marry ur ios 16 iphone...

[boreal torrent]

would y'all kill me i ever became an european citizen

[paper gate]

Rosie typing an essay

[open pasture]

no

[fallow drum]

some people don’t marry and that’s okay and some people prefer to marry and everyone has their own reasons for wanting it or not wanting it

[lapis lava]

if you become french you're getting banned

[wheat eagle]

no

[fallow drum]

[boreal torrent]

erm

https://tenor.com/b0czE.gif

[open pasture]

the one exclusion

[paper gate]

you don't marry some people

[boreal torrent]

i might become french

[boreal torrent]

one day

because well

or spanish

[lapis lava]

its single...

[boreal torrent]

i'm moving to either spain or france one day

[lapis lava]

start hitting on it

[wheat eagle]

bread

[lapis lava]

https://tenor.com/view/broken-iphone-apple-phone-nice-gif-20586422

[paper gate]

I wanna go to Barcelona

[boreal torrent]

french is a more interesting language to me

[fallow drum]

don’t hop on france

[boreal torrent]

why not

[open pasture]

touch wife
Access Denied

[fallow drum]

insta ban from vencord

[boreal torrent]

where do you want me to hop on

[paper gate]

what if the french empire rose again

[boreal torrent]

yankeeland???

[lapis lava]

rm wife

[lapis lava]

yop

[boreal torrent]

never

[fallow drum]

a better country

[lapis lava]

become a latinx yankee

[open pasture]

divorce be like

[solemn plank]

korbo jumps are

[boreal torrent]

I'D RATHER DIE

respectfully

[rare trout]

this guy cooks so hard with his music videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6tpvzzfN2Q

[fallow drum]

i mean tbf considering how expensive spain and france are you may as well go live in whatever country that has the absolute best qol

[rare trout]

this is so korbocore

[open pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-at-window-goku-angry-do-not-say-that-again-do-not-say-that-again-goku-goku-at-your-home-gif-15163786365240040401

[boreal torrent]

wdym 💔