#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only
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also that ain't funny grow up
no like in portuguese
it's going to be "me" 90% of the times
hand
the joke is that it's not funny
yeah
it means the same as in english most of the time lol
@boreal torrent smt
today’s wordle was ||ditty||
a
my classmates were amused
damn i cant do the wordle now
sorry i didn’t think about that
Português mais engraçado na gringa
nao sou gringo porra
my maths teacher explaining sigma yesterday made everyone laugh too
yesterday's (still today's here) wordle was really stupid
cola aq na quebrada pra tu ver
oneui7 will be out in April for s24 series
se eu nao te levo pras ideia
it was hard
icl ts pmo 💔
i had literally never heard of the word before
my class got it in 6
i got it in 5 iirc
sorry i missed
but also you could just turn on dnd overnight
You won't sleep

@lapis lava how old are you
Or be like me and be able to ignore it
1+13+13+13
zoot DMs
ITS OVER
nino your discord will be banned it is so over
is everyone fucking dating now
im not dating
i am 1900000 years old
Wish 😔😔
@winter girder oneui7 is delayed to april
Yes you're the only single person in this server
i wish
i forgot android dnd wasnt selective
i nearly did irl but he lost interest 😸
When valentine days suddenly pop up 😱
i'm not dating
What.
Yes you are
" for One UI 7, we took a slightly different approach. Usually, UI updates are done every year. However, for this version, we wanted to make a big breakthrough, which required careful planning since two to three years before the project started. We wanted to create something more impactful, and this longer preparation time allowed us to make significant improvements.”
cap
i wanted to give her nitro for valentines but discord is rejecting my card
i have homework 😭 french 😭 due in 1 hour 😭
Guhh
SE FUDEU
it took 4 years to develop
Is this irl or on dksclrd
Jsckrs
i have loads of maths and english homework to do
GAGGAGAGGA
discod
Discord
CAUGHT IN A BAD ROMANCEEEE
WOWOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ain't no way
lc.tr a deux, racontez une histoire et utilisez le plus grand nombre de photos possible
-# <:i:1323844562875187291> Translated from 🇫🇷 French to 🇺🇸 English.
In pairs, tell a story and use as many photos as possible```
xcode not telling me what this means
TO ERR IS HUMAN!!!!!!!!
"in pairs" hoe it's 6am
How rhe fuck did one ui 7 take 4 years or develop
they started in 2021
It doesn't even look that good
it's actually huge
oneui has been always bad
before meeting irl he said he had to do something and we never rescheduled 
slowly died off after that
They better update that fucking charging animation
i dont mind oneui too much
ask again
they did
some parts just look weird to me though
From the previous one ui 7 betas?
idk though i havent used it in years
it's on AYAA and beta 4
last samsung phone i had was a note9
ehh he wasn’t the best at holding a conversation
Yayayay
i would root it but its an n960u on last security patch so its basically doomed
hopefully me soon

honestly giving control of your pc to a friend is really funny
Cant you just unlock bootloader??
you'll eventually find someone that loves apple as much as you
nop
last time i did that i REGRETTED it
ill only date iPhone users...
Insane
jk
she just went on steam and posted brainrotten ass comments to every community posts she saw
Getting a iphone asap!! /joke
my steam account has no comments
she made me subscribe to channels she liked
sorry i don't believe in edating...
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
she went on twitter and downloaded weirdass images
it couldn't infer vee
veeeeee 😭
@harsh minnow xcode hates you...
@lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava @lapis lava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGmMX6vlfIk i love music like this
A little jazz piece for my ongoing Visual Guitar project.
Created with Touchdesigner and Jam Origin MIDI Guitar.
Follow me!
https://www.instagram.com/lucioarese/
https://www.facebook.com/lucioarese.fb
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lucioarese/
My website:
https://www.lucioarese.net/
my friend gave me SSH access then i just opened his CD drive at completely random times
@boreal torrent
i enabled ssh on the ubuntu family laptop
i guess i could do this
one time it apparently knocked a drink off his desk
you should open and close bash occasionally
Gn
gn
short question. is there a plugin that will let me get notifications from a specific set of accounts in a server. I dont want to get pinged all the time but i want to get pinged by a specific bot
(Auto-response invoked by @winter girder)
why do i still have my little brother added on steam 💔
if he sees what kind of fucked up stuff people say to me
v+ needy
he's gonna be perplexed
check my reviews
I HAD TO DELETE
speaking of stuff people say to me
what are ur reviews
collect my pages
@hollow surge
"no sex in bathroom sign" 60 billion times for no reason
i don't get it either
i genuinely laughed so much
at the first comment
nekkan seu noia vou virar pm só pra te dar enquadro e poder segurar nesse pacotão suspeito q vc tem entre as pernas
my steam reviews are either just my friends shitposting and/or comments about my name
2021 me was the weebiest nerdass ever
2021 me was cringe asf
my steam reviews dont exist 
oh shit i was a terrible person.
she went through my screenshots
i have a lot of friends
i only started talking again
this year
im doing a 40 minute ylyl with water in my mouth
because i grew up
oh and also she randomly shut my pc off so i had to set a kill switch
why husk
man you just remembered me about a friend i had
like 7 years of my internet activity was with this mf
share?
you don't even know why you husk things anymore
that's how bad it's gotten
we stopped talking last year because he turned into a racist homophobe that watches gore
it's so sad to see him go
you're like those sick ass warriors that forgor why they were fighting
REAL
10 year old me was queerphobic because my parents are the average bigoted religious zealots
guess where i am now
🤭
i was never homophobic i think
i was transphobic when i was little because i thought it was unfair to find a solution to a problem i had
and by little i mean like when i was 12
lowkey funny
12 years old me was horrible i wanna beat that fucker up
12 years old me was horrible i wanna beat that fucker up²
I WANNA BEAT A 12 YEAR OLD
i hate before 2020 me
i do not think i was ever actually homophobic but i grew up with a lot of edgy internet culture and was confused why people would use gay as an insult so often but brushed it off
it's actually isane
lie
i grew up the usual edgy for brazil
ur not decent ur amazing
real
i argue with people online im FAR from a decent person
i know that feeling
im not even saying this in a self deprecating way
ur amazing to me idc
gee i wonder why
im not a garbage human being but i ain't the best person either
i don't know if i'm a decent person prolly not since i have no friends
ive always been a pos its silly
there's nothing wrong with that 💔
ur amazing smh
im valerie past that i dont really know what kind of person i am
real irl friends? i have like 2 at most
fake friends? i have dozens
i got real life friends and i got the free booze
and yet everone in this bitch knows me
@boreal torrent @glass shell okiii i have to go now rhdhdbdb love ya
cyaa
i haven't drunk in like 3 weeks though
baii
love ya tooooo
❤️
anyways i need to take my meds
sorry I have school sadly
@stark herald it is never too late to apologize
3 montsh left
ill conjure your school into the fog
there is coursework i should probably be working on
pls
it'll take 3 to 10 business weeks
what is a business week
@boreal torrent toda vez que eu passo pela menina que eu gosto ela ta jogando um jogo de aposta e ela tem um acento forte, entao ela so grita "GAMBURING!!! [cute]" e é mto engrazado
hi are u leah
I want to tie shiggy's sleeves together
debating whether/weather/wether or not i should skip school toda
whether
nice
Don't skip school, you didn't know which whether you would have rather used 😂
i don't go to an english school
7 pages homework french + test french + 4 hours after eachother of some boring ass shit that i could literally not care less about
+i get home at fucking 18:30 because of my shit ass bus
horrifying
whether.
very
clbc vadia puta
eu to te ajudando car
😭
vc é mt ingrato tomara que vc morra

reminds me of when id have to get up at 5:00 just to catch my bus at 5:45 and not get home until 16:00
i wake up at 5 and come hoem 18:30
blegh
Hi
Hi!
Hru
yes
lay uh or lee uh
Yea me too
lah-uh
Because I'm here
i'm gonna beat my kids
noo..
How do I get my roles
that’s bad
can u change it to lay uh
Who's vee
finally a use for this
v
e
im not from star wars
why not?
Does this server always stay like this or is it just dead for now
it's always this way
89k members and its always this way?
sometimes it's actually dead
mfw its 9pm for americans
not you nyan
not nice i need
Is the majority here are europians?
no i think idk
it's actually past midnight for the east coast US
@latent bramble come back in 10 hours
dude my friend changed my whole ass steam profile
it will be active
yeah
Mhm
she made the description say "I am not racist anymore..", made the name "Windos Vita" and made the pfp some random pfp from a game
link
Lol I see
blobpuuungcozy

how do i search an account on mobile guhh
@sudden sun HELP
i love puuung i love laufey i love romcoms
YEAH IT'S THIS ONE SHE MADE IT THIS
no longer
werewolf brian
she made so many random ass replies to community posts
nevermind figured it out
nooooooo
nvm
i have to leave in 10 minutes and i don't wanna
apple giving the most horrible guides in existance
you must

you must
nuclear bombs
i don't want to
please just explode school and every bus that leads to there
i'm tired TIRED
but you will
im gonna cry
dude i actually fucking look insane
having another person typing on the same account is fun actually
i used to have like a common account for 7 online friends
and we'd just do the most schizo shit known ot man
blazingly fast 🚀 and memory safe
lc.e 837489178018971695
why is it worded like its an achievement
did the video i was watching seriously just get age restricted righ tin the middle of it
fuck you
god
today is a husk day
horrible horrible day
insane
shiggy

Hiii guys :3
maw
much older version (I don't know if it's the original because it's more zoomed in and lower quality but idk): https://youtu.be/ofjtX6NT-hY
mi
meh
mama
noooo it's break and no one's available AND RAHHH
my mother's birthday is coming up though
also i lost my snapchat login and I don't have any of these fucker's numbers
i mean in a way thank god because god I had snapchat
it's such a shit app
"oooo add me on snapchat!!"
DIE
PERISH
nobody here uses snapchat
yop
tell your mom I said happy birthday
i do but only for irl people 
All my online communication is restricted to discord, emails and IRC channels
just enough to tickle my brain but not end up doomscrolling on anything
guh?
buh!
dead chat
cry about it B)
that's why I quit facebook and such
I joined like 20 years ago when it was the hot new thing and all my friends were on it 😔
I know it's hard to believe now, but there was a few years that Facebook was actually good and fun. Sure, it was still harvesting my data, but I felt like I was getting good value for it.
hi
when it was pretty much the only social media around and I was a dumb kid
Facebook is weird

:3
:3
:3
@paper gate I found you a Valentine's wife: @ember holly
@ember holly hi
new phone who's dis
Your new husband
wher mine
You're getting a wife, not a husband
You don't get either you're aromantic
w-what
its me

hi

@keen junco
whats that
a... cabbit?
cabbit
rat
we need snabbits instead
lc.img cabbit
this image was generated using pissbot 9000
fake
NOOOOOOOO
today is a husk day
i accidentally connected the chain of my bag with someone's bike when i was biking
got into an accident
well fuck you then
the the the the the the the
awa
Yeeees


OH ;Y GOD TODAY IS SUCH A HUSK DAY
this FUCKASS FIREWALL
doesnt let me MESSAGE MY FUCKING THERAPIST
and now i don't KNOW WHEN IM SUPPOSED TO GO TALK TO HER
god i fucking hate today
today is horrible
horrible horrible day
FUCK YOU
but what's app, really?
@keen junco
you don't gotta support genociders just because they don't condone another
True..
bro north korea said that too
its just cause they hate trump now
they want people who hate trump to support them to create a sense of blind trust
they dont care at all about this stuff
it's all theater
where was china and north korea on oct 7?
throughout the war
all of this is bullshit
Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?
take out a typewriter
physics
shoot a paper airplane and calculate it's velocity at some time t
bend a paperclip into a fork and plug it into a power outlet, see if you can trigger the circuit breaker
I got detention when I did it 😔
I don't love physics

Me in physics class: tries to do physics
The school: "Not like that!"
shiggy
I can throw myself in a window
only if it draws enough current

No
calculate the force required for you to break and accelerate through the window at 1ms^2

emptyview not supported like that bc of the generics behind tabs and tab
dude they said "oh it's not gonna do much for the first few weeks"
bro these meds are KEEPING ME AWAKE AT 8:50 AM THE FUCK YOU MEAN IT'S GONNA DO NOTHING
i know they're stimulants but DAMNN
study physics
No
Fuck physics
I'm going to believe in magic
Fuck Newton and his gravity
I wanna fly
so like computers and stuff?
CPUs aren't real
It's a lot of tiny gnomes
Calculating everything
Like a bird
Not with a planes
That's why i need magic
i mean it's crystals that feed on this energy source we collect from the force of streams (dams), long forgotten souls (coal) and unstable rocks that are dangerous to even be close to (nuclear)
so yeah
it is pretty magic-ish
they also had the snail
my typing has been subpar lately
i keep mamking typos and missing out words
like wtf
my brian is screwed
Learn another language, so you can do it in multiple of them
rowr
I can't typo in my main language because I care too much for it.
but English? Frick that
I can't type in my mother language here cuz I'll get muted 
arabic 
But i can do typos in 4 languages

And i do pretty often
I don't have enough money to buy monster
Well
I'm screwed
you'd have enough if you paid attention in physics
No
yes
How
you'd know if you paid attention in physics
do today's wordle
Gnarp gnarp
Deserved


heweo
eep

wawa
That would be more effective if it were like, someone making a mistake, rather than someone obviously making bait
oh you're no longer "new here"
nuh uh
Right? It's a little disappointing.
you wouldn't believe what people bring into repair shops sometimes
this is the average customer
im gonna bring an aztec skull into a repair shop
Happy valentine's day everyone!
thank you

💥
yay valentines day
in 2026 you will explode if you don't have a valentine so better get moving

how about hiding drugs on a cat
dog sees dog
dog barks
"lets check to make sure"
cooked
Might work, cats are cool and won't narc on you


damn
my phone somehow only show up 9 pixel
gm vendor
gm!
gm 
what is gm
Gm is good morning
o

looks neat!
oomf cooking
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS

i regret looking at this server
sounds like smth the swedish would make
PolishFeast
that's insane levels of
have you seen the swedish strawberry pizza
WHAT
ngl I would try it
what the fuck
give
that's not really a pizza though
That's what I'm trying to say
i just ate pizza
one of my local restaurants has a pizza with strawberries every summer
a savory pizza
holy shit it's so weird listening to the full version of anime ops
like you're so used to hearing it a certain way and suddenly it's just a whole ass different chorus you've never heard before like wtf
lol
My local pizza hut has an option for nutella pizza that comes with bananas too
what the fuck
out of ananas, we put bananas
Real
I need to try peanut butter on pizza
Might turn out like when you put it on a beef patty, surprisingly good
Poor Italians
I would assume it was semi liquid?
yeah
Sounds interesting
tyy oomf
hiiii oomfie
@sudden sun @cobalt echo
So you’re saying to hide my drugs in my dog’s butt? Genius. Thank you. 🙏
im considering making a local music library so i can use this
instead of spotifying
me when i forgot to move a very important file to the acpi directory in opencore

my teacher ended his email with his first name
does that mean i can call him stuart now
dm and i will provide means of starting such a library
:o
No
Windows 11 devil
real
happy valentine's day freakazoids 👅👅👅
@sudden sun im so mad at mac catalyst
same
ikr
How
pasta is good, strawberries are yummy, strawberry sauce is good
there's nothing in that picture that looks bad
Really, it's the answer to the question, "What should I do if I want strawberry shortcake, but I don't have shortcake, but I do have lots of pasta"
oomf means one of my frens
I see!
yeah, that follows

true
apple one just got slightly more useful on android
ios on android soon, trust
I hope not
hi vencord
HSR LIVESTREAM SOON
are you making feather catalyst
exactly....
nobody gets me fr
🐇
@paper gate
What's the difference between a dead person and a broken bus?
you can't ride the bus
😂
some girl called me cute while i walking odwn the hall
hello????
is this the jolly spirit of valentine or what
anyways bye
go talk to her
We call this phenomenon "quantum entanglement"
didn't you say you already had a girl chatting with her because the therapist gave you her number

Am at Starbucks and even though they super expensive, I like how my chosen name is validated every time I come here :3
cute color today
we don't have starbucks in our area
L
we have Abdullah coffee space
wow!
trust me
nobody will remember your name, my name is super common and they still make a mistake
Do they write your name down on the cup too?
bruh they literally know my entire family
and asks if my dad and mom are okay
they know my age, my fav color
give discounts
they just throw the lidless half full cup directly at my fat head at my local coffee shop instead
😭😭
do starbucks care about you?

no! they can't even pronounce your name!
They did pronounce mine right lol
abdulah coffee space wins
abdulah knows everyone and everything
well known by people, at his funeral everyone cries and donates to his family
i can vouch
i wonder if starbucks worker gets treated like that
abdulah is so beloved the local shaman resurrected him 3 times already
he's been in business for 280 years
abdulah cares about me like a father
at my birthday he tell everyone to cheer up and give free things!!
does starbucks do that? no! 
these instagram streetwear brands man 😭
lol
thermonuclear levels of drip
who would buy that
me
you don't exist..
this brand specifically is chill
they print onto vintage stuff they find in a dumpster so there's usually only 1 of each thing they sell
Tfw valentines day coffee date with myself 🥰
how can my eyes be real if I'm not real?
fym ts tee so tuff fr ong 🙏
Happy for you
Everyone else got flowers and rose bouquets wtf? Where do I get those, who's giving these away for free???
And how do I get one of those "boyfriends" things that they all be holding??
i'd go on a valentines date with you but only so my mom finally believes that i like girls
this was my valentine’s day coffee with myself at home today
If you go to shop and pay, you’ll get them for free
i didn’t steam the milk properly
good enough though
ah yes valentine day
people online make up fake stories to feel better and make others feel sad
Completely commercial holiday, btw
a being of pure sadness
for the first time like ever my parents did something for valentine’s day
it exists only to sell flowers and chocolate and diamond rings
if you need a dedicated commercial day to tell someone you love them you're ngmi
Ah yes valentines day
I make up fake stories online to feel sad and make others feel better about how they have a better life than me 😊
Diamond rings?
@lapis lava trust me, you'll see a lot of people especially 13-15 yrs olds
"this girl called me cute" and then you see them online the whole day on discord
And tbh gifts on v-day seem insincere to me. If someone likes me, I'd rather they gifted me spontaneously than because their calendar told them to do it.
how can i explain
use your words
it's just something i only realize it
I got a free draw in Girls Frontline 2! 😂
@soft portal hiiiii
tbh when a girl asked me out that was first day i didn't hop on discord during lunch
hi hru
That’s why u got homies
one i actually like and am currently talking to
one has been trying to hit on me for the past year or something
no
no no no no
i go to a boys school 
The only girl at a boy's school? I've seen this anime.
i like a girl but she changed school
The last time she saw me was me screaming at science teacher for not letting me go home

hey i ain’t a girl
lol it’s fine
but she's in the evening classes
we meet
she's silly but sadly! she's narcissistic more than me
more than you is insane
if only the guy from the other nearby school was still trying to hit on me
jk...
ik that's what I'm saying!!!
no you are right
I'm so narcissistic to people ik
like 3 people irl have tried so hard to get me
SHUT UP DUROV
i like to just troll them
they’ll be relentlessly flirting while i send random favourite GIFs
how depressing
I'll become 18 soon and i still haven't cross dress
in my 20's I'll go bald
c'mon god
be faster

one moved schools after failing
same
ddbkit is going to destroy ipod compile times
you're bald NOW !!!!!
steals your hair
(though there were other reasons for that (they became trans))
NOOOOOOOO
@lapis lava im gonna need a textreplace for ipod to meret
come and steal my hair i’m already bald
mwa ha ga,,
gives you 300 pounds of hair
baldness is so nice but i miss my long hair
shoulder length curly hair
people used to call it cute
I'll never cut my hair again
either it gets long or i kill people with long hair
oh god SHES TAKING OFF
who
this creatyre
and i’ve noticed a large drop in people hitting on me since the haircut
yeah who is that?
helicopter noises
so i think ill keep it
Lol
neuro sama
That's why I use the shortest attachment on my electric trimmers
?????? fuck kind of an insult is skinhead 😭
@jaunty trellis help too many dependencies
people call me
doritos head
while their head looks like a FUCKIN orange because of their nonexistent jawline
so my hair is very very short but not bald

now install latex
average teenager nightmare
getting bald
it’s a far-right subculture in australia
yeah, it's a racist thing. I dunno why.
needed ddbkit bc i wanna add discord webhooks integration
and england

and the US
romper stomper is a good movie about it
ngl I kinda wanna start avoiding dependencies where possible so I don't suddenly have cargo compiling 500 different crates just for some "simple" library
american history x too
nom
you will develop a severe case of not invented here syndrome
I HATE WRITING KOTLIN (sorry zoot)
not quite that level
love
🥔
5 yeats
you love
i need to build another package of my own for media library management
mainline support from wha
read what I said 2 messages above
guh
oh sweet :3
“Iphone” reveals the age demographic that made this
wow, that meme should have never left facebook
i have more
please do not
but i don’t want to get banned so ill refrain
decreases your sample rate to 32767hz
is there a css snippet to remove the apps buttom from the chat bar
I think the last time I saw that, I was a teen 😂
COOKIE
SORRY
I'm crying
NOOO DONT CRY BBG YOUR SO SEXY
yay
@deep token i finally found a good MAN bus...
Filmed on August 30, 2014
EDIT: This bus has been re-registered as TV 351 as of October 2014, and TV 9889 as of October 2018
This rear-engined 16.240 is seen operating Western Line Rail Replacement between Granville and Blacktown
Engine: MAN D2566ME 11.4-litre 240HP 6-cylinder rear-mounted turbo diesel
Gearbox: 5-speed ZF 5HP500 automatic
Bodywo...
listen to how that sounds
no way
bus enthusiast gf or iphone enthusiast gf
you'll never hear me praise an MAN again so enjoy this one time
19.320s are good though
ours are still better
the body of the bus in the video was manufactured seperately by an australian company 
because generally we buy chassis and body it ourselves rather than buying whole buses
i think i've mentioned that before though
hello
hi
hii






